Chapter 1155 terrifying mother vermilion( 22 snatch your candy cane in addition for silver pledge) 第1155章恐怖的朱妈妈(22为白银盟抢你的棒棒糖加更) vermilion Xiaojing di manner has the deterrent force to the child very much, toot toot and Xier was fooled by her. 朱小静旳神态对小孩子很有威慑力,嘟嘟和喜儿就被她唬住了。 Crash-bang ~ ~ ~ 哗啦~~~ Suddenly the water arrow flew together, falls on vermilion Xiaojing trouser legs coverings. 忽然一道水箭飞了过去,落在朱小静的裤腿上。 „6666 ducks ~ oh ~ ~ ~ ~” “6666鸭~啊哈哈哈~~~~” Is the pomegranate pomegranate. 是榴榴。 vermilion Xiaojing cannot fool the pomegranate pomegranate. 朱小静唬不住榴榴。 „Pomegranate pomegranate, I thought that you under tidy up.” “榴榴,我看你是欠收拾。” „I do not fear you.” “我才不怕你。” The pomegranate pomegranate light the buttocks are drilling everywhere, ran speedily. 榴榴光着屁股到处钻,一溜烟跑了出去。 „Pomegranate pomegranate ~ ~ ~- you expose the clothes quickly!” “榴榴~~~咦-你快点穿衣服！” In the living room broadcasts Shen Limin's voice, he is watching the television, suddenly saw that the pomegranate pomegranate light the body was running, ha haha from runs with a smile at present, a water footprint. 客厅里传来沈利民的声音,他正看着电视,忽然就看到榴榴光着身子跑了出来,哈哈哈笑着从眼前跑过去,一步一个水脚印。 vermilion Xiaojing pursued angrily, stops up the pomegranate pomegranate in the corner holds, punched two palms of the hand on her light buttocks, the sound, then escorted back under guard the bathroom her. 朱小静怒气冲冲地追了出来,把榴榴堵在角落里抓住,在她的光屁股上揍了两巴掌,啪啪响,然后把她押回了浴室。 Slightly considered three only to take a bath with great difficulty, delivers the bed, vermilion Xiaojing went to the living room to say to Shen Limin: „The e duty was accomplished, received to submit to you.” 好不容易照顾三小只洗了澡,送上了床,朱小静来到客厅对沈利民说:“莪的任务完成了,接下来归你了。” She and Shen Limin divides the work to be clear, in the evening spoke the duty that the story and coaxed them to sleep to the little friend, was Shen Limin. 她和沈利民分工明确,晚上给小朋友讲故事和哄她们睡觉的任务,是沈利民的。 „I felt that the head buzz humming sound has been making a sound, the body also pulled out to empty, is really tired.” vermilion Xiaojing is dragging the exhausted body, enters the bathroom preparation to tidy up that puppet everywhere, then oneself takes a bath again. “我感觉脑瓜子嗡嗡嗡的一直在响,身体也被掏空了,真累啊。”朱小静拖着疲惫的身体,走进浴室准备收拾那满地的玩偶,然后自己再洗个澡。 She feels today very tired, was only been fat the pomegranate pomegranate to toss about by that. 她今天感觉非常的累,被那只胖榴榴折腾的。 When she enters the bathroom to look, discovery puppet everywhere had actually taken in the basket! 当她走进浴室一看,却发现满地的玩偶已经被收进了篓子里！ Who does? 谁做的？ Definitely is not the pomegranate pomegranate! 肯定不是榴榴！ Another side, Shen Limin takes the picture book that bought newly especially, entered the bedroom, said to the children who on the bed swayed back and forth with a smile: „Children, come to tell the story by me to you tonight.” 另一边,沈利民特地拿了一本新买的绘本,进了卧室,笑着对床上打滚的小朋友们说:“小朋友们,今晚由我来给你们讲故事。” „Oh-” “哈啊哈哈哈-” Responded his is the big laughter of pomegranate pomegranate, saw only this small cotton-wadded jacket to stand on the bed, is pointing at him said to toot toot and Xier: „He will flutter from window here ~ ~ ~ ~ do you want to look? Hahahaha ~ ~ 6666 duck ~ ~ ~” 回应他的是榴榴的大笑声,只见这件小棉袄站在床上,指着他对嘟嘟和喜儿说:“他会从窗户这里飘进来呢~~~~你们想看吗？哈哈哈哈鸭~~~” Shen Limin:-...... 沈利民:--…… He can only work as has not listened, turns round to close, moves in the chair, sits in the bedside, greeted three children to lie down, prepares to listen to the story. 他只能当没听过,回身关上门,搬来椅子,坐在床边,招呼三个小朋友躺下,准备听故事啦。 Toot toot cheers one, first lay down in the bedding. 嘟嘟欢呼一声,第一个躺进了被窝里。 Xier still sways back and forth on the bed, excited cannot oneself, the foot chaotic tread. 喜儿还在床上打滚,兴奋的不能自己,脚丫子乱蹬。 „What is this?? Ha haha 666 duck Xier!” “这是什么？？哈哈哈666鸭喜儿！” The pomegranate pomegranate the place picks the candy that Xier fell in Xier has tumbled. 榴榴在喜儿翻滚过的地方捡到了喜儿掉出来的糖果。 „Hiahiahia ~ ~” Xier sees that does not feel awkward, instead frank moon's orbit: „This is the paternal grandmother gives me, is quite sweet.” “hiahiahia~~”喜儿见状,并不觉得尴尬,反而坦白道:“这是奶奶给我的,好甜吖。” Before this is, is a guest in the neighbor paternal grandmother family/home, several candies that Xier receives, ate one at the scene, in the remaining concealed stomachers, the preparation remained behind is continue eat. 这是之前在邻居奶奶家做客,喜儿收到的几颗糖果,当场吃了一颗,剩下的藏兜兜里了,准备留着后面继续吃。 „Gives you.” The pomegranate pomegranate gives back to Xier the candy, the candy she also eats, but does not like eating specially, was too sweet, compares, she likes eating the meat and little bear drink, moreover tonight she has eaten was very full. “给你叭。”榴榴把糖果还给喜儿,糖果她也吃,但不是特别爱吃,太甜了,相比起来,她更喜欢吃肉和小熊饮料,而且她今晚已经吃的很饱了。 The pomegranate pomegranate jumps down the bed, is upon the jump in the bedside, is not willing to sleep, walks insanely wild. 榴榴跳下床,在床边跑来跑去,不肯睡觉,疯狂暴走。 Shen Limin that these look at greatly incomparable. 这一幕幕看的沈利民头大无比。 ...... …… Three small only coaxed on the bed with great difficulty, lay down a row, in the middle slit is also lying down certain cloth dolls, some people , had small beast. 好不容易把三小只哄到了床上,躺成一排,中间的缝隙里还躺着若干只布娃娃,有人型的,有小兽型的。 The people and puppet are mixing resting. 人和玩偶混着睡。 Shen Limin starts to tell the story, the story is truly attractive, three children were attracted. 沈利民开始讲故事,故事确实很有吸引力,三个小朋友都被吸引了。 They more listen to the eye to be brighter, the spirit was instead better, usually lay down the pomegranate pomegranate that can fall asleep also to hit the spirit, why strengths displayed 100,000, why constantly asked Shen Limin this, why. 她们越听眼睛越亮,精神反而更好了,就连平时躺下就会睡着的榴榴也打起了精神,发挥十万个为什么的劲头,不断问沈利民这个为什么,那个为什么。 Why you are not will eat grow up? Shen Limin is complaining at heart, why so many stumped him. 你不会就是吃为什么长大的吧？沈利民在心里吐槽,这么多为什么把他都问倒了。 The picture book story to the young fools looked, where can stand up to so many why! 绘本故事本来就是给小傻瓜们看的,哪里经得住这么多为什么！ Unknowingly, the picture book story that buys newly said that but the children did not have one to fall asleep, even no had meaning that must rest. 不知不觉,新买的绘本故事讲完了,而小朋友们还没有一个睡着的,甚至没有一个有要睡的意思。 „Haven't you rested?” Shen Limin has weary, asked. “你们还不睡吗？”沈利民心生疲倦,问道。 „Being able to fall asleep duck ~” pomegranate pomegranate said. “睡不着鸭~”榴榴说。 „Cannot fall asleep I to teach you means to fall asleep.” “睡不着我教你们一个办法睡着。” Shen Limin teaches them to count the sheep, three children, come to count in turn. 沈利民教她们数羊,三个小朋友,依次来数。 Pomegranate pomegranate: „A sheep.” 榴榴:“一只羊。” Toot toot: „Two sheep.” 嘟嘟:“两只羊。” Xier: „Three sheep.” 喜儿:“三只羊。” Shen Limin: „Right, this, continue, then come, the pomegranate pomegranate must say 4 sheep.” 沈利民:“对,就这样,继续,接着来,榴榴要说四只羊了。” Pomegranate pomegranate: „Four sheep.” 榴榴:“四只羊。” Toot toot: „Five sheep.” 嘟嘟:“五只羊。” Xier: „Six sheep.” 喜儿:“六只羊。” This has counted, Shen Limin thought, according to such number gets down, the children should quick fall asleep. 就这样一直数数,沈利民心想,照这样数下去,小朋友们应该很快就睡着。 Finally, Shen Liuliu first has the condition. 结果,沈榴榴小朋友最先出状况。 Xier counted the 45 th sheep, this/should pomegranate pomegranate counted, but after she did not know 45, was many. 喜儿数到了第45只羊,该榴榴数了,但是她不知道45之后是多少。 „Emmmmmmm ~ ~ ~” pomegranate pomegranate made excuses. “emmmmmmm~~~”榴榴支支吾吾。 Shen Limin encourages her: „Thinks well, you can think, Xier, you counted to many a moment ago, said again.” 沈利民鼓励她:“好好想想,你能想起来的,喜儿,你刚才数到多少,再说一遍。” Xier: „45 sheep, I may be intelligent.” 喜儿:“45只羊,我可聪明啦。” The pomegranate pomegranate quickly grasps the meaning of something, in mind miraculous glow for the first time presently, „skewered mutton skewer ~ ~ ~ I think, 666 ducks ~ ~” 榴榴一激灵,脑海里灵光乍现,“羊肉串串~~~我想起来啦,666鸭~~” Shen Limin gawked staring, asked: „What?” 沈利民愣了愣,问道:“什么？” „Skewered mutton skewer.” “羊肉串串。” „What skewered mutton skewer?” “什么羊肉串串？” At once Shen Limin understood, immediately is speechless. The meaning of pomegranate pomegranate is, after 45 sheep, is the skewered mutton skewer! 旋即沈利民明白了,顿时无语。榴榴的意思是,45只羊之后是羊肉串串！ This glutton! 这个吃货！ After skewered mutton skewer, counts? 羊肉串串之后怎么数？ Toot toot worried. 嘟嘟犯难了。 The pomegranate pomegranate haha smiles, oneself then said: „Roast lamb.” 榴榴哈哈笑,自己接着说:“烤全羊。” „Sheep scorpion ~” “羊蝎子~” „Sheep thigh ~” “羊大腿~” ...... …… In the dim light of night, the pomegranate pomegranate said that while in sucking in air through the teeth saliva, Shen Limin also swallows in secret, my goodness, counts not Shen Liuliu, actually knows so many name about the sheep! 夜色里,榴榴一边说一边在吸溜口水,沈利民也暗中咽了咽,好家伙,数数都不会的沈榴榴小朋友,竟然知道这么多关于羊的菜名！ How does she remember? 她到底是怎么记住的？ „Does Xier, you want to eat the roast lamb? Bites one to you.” The pomegranate pomegranate lies on the bed said. “喜儿,你想吃烤全羊吗？给你咬一口。”榴榴躺在床上说道。 „Wants ~” “要~” Xier does not know what actually the roast lamb is, what flavor is also, but does not hinder her to support. 喜儿其实不知道烤全羊是什么样的,又是什么样的味道,但是不妨碍她捧场啊。 „Then bites one to you, you can only bite one.” “那给你咬一口,你只能咬一口哦。” „Hiahia, good , bit one.” “hiahia,好的,嗷呜,咬了一口。” „Chubby, what do you want to eat?” “胖嘟嘟,你想吃什么？” Toot toot said that she wants to eat the sheep scorpion, but she does not know that the sheep scorpion is anything. 嘟嘟说她想吃羊蝎子,但是她不知道羊蝎子是什么。 „Delicious duck.” The pomegranate pomegranate said, actually she does not know what the sheep scorpion is. “好吃的鸭。”榴榴说,其实她也不知道羊蝎子是什么样的。 „Then bites one to you.” “那给你咬一口。” „Good ~ thanks the fat pomegranate pomegranate , bit one, good delicious duck ~” “好~谢谢胖榴榴,嗷呜,咬了一口,好好吃鸭~” „I also bite two , wū wū wū wū delicious ~” “我也咬两口,嗷呜,嗷呜,呜呜呜呜呜好吃~” Three little friend mouths, had the entire sheep feast, dumbfounded, the child of new century Shen Limin looked will really play! 三个小朋友口嗨,吃起了全羊宴,把沈利民看的一愣一愣的,新世纪的小孩子真会玩！ „You first play the little while, I go to look for a picture book again.” “你们先玩会儿,我去再找一本绘本。” Shen Limin gave a pretext to go out, hurries by the drinking fountain to meet water to drink, he was quite thirsty, throat also dry. 沈利民借口出了门,赶紧到饮水机旁接了一本水喝,他好渴,嗓子也干涩。 Drinks water, he looked for another picture book, but has not gone to look for the children, but comes to the oneself bedroom, found vermilion Xiaojing who scratches the skin appliances, sighed: „I do not handle them, the wife, please help.” 喝了水,他找了另外一本绘本,但是没有去找小朋友们,而是来到自己的卧室,找到正在擦护肤品的朱小静,叹气道:“我搞不定她们,老婆,请帮帮忙。” ...... …… When the door of bed closet was shoved open again, coming is not Shen Limin, but is vermilion Xiaojing. 当小卧室的房门再次被推开时,进来的不是沈利民,而是朱小静。 vermilion Xiaojing comes , the sound that the pomegranate pomegranate shouts stagnates, Xier and toot toot hurries to get into bed, the little darling lies down, only then after the pomegranate pomegranate stops one next , to continue hehe to smile, shouts blindly. 朱小静一进来,榴榴嚷嚷的声音就为之一滞,喜儿和嘟嘟赶紧钻进被窝里,乖乖躺好,只有榴榴停顿一下后,继续呵呵笑,瞎嚷嚷。 vermilion Xiaojing was not angry, Teletubbies who picked up the ground said: „How to fall the ground, fell the ash.” 朱小静也不气恼,捡起地上的一只天线宝宝说:“怎么掉地上了,落了灰。” Then, according to Teletubbies is one punches, punches also looks at the pomegranate pomegranate, infant who at heart the pomegranate pomegranate looks, hurried also to get into bed, does not dare hurriedly. 然后噼里啪啦,照着天线宝宝就是一顿揍,边揍还边看着榴榴,把榴榴看的心里毛毛的,赶紧也钻进了被窝里,不敢造次。 vermilion Xiaojing sees that puts the side of pomegranate pomegranate Teletubbies, forces in the bedding, acts as companion with the pomegranate pomegranate, simultaneously said to Teletubbies: „Tomorrow leads you to go to the hospital to have a look, sews two to the wound, is unfair, next time should not be mischievous.” 朱小静见状,把天线宝宝放到榴榴的身边,塞进被窝里,和榴榴作伴,同时对天线宝宝说:“明天带你去医院看看,给伤口缝两针,对不起哈,下次别淘气了。” The pomegranate pomegranate stares the big eye, does not dare the throat, the small hand extends, grasped with the final stubbornness is hit flat Teletubbies. 榴榴瞪大眼睛,一声不敢吭,小手伸了伸,用最后的倔强抱住了被打扁的天线宝宝。 Xier closed the eye, pretended to fall asleep. 喜儿更是闭上了眼睛,假装睡着了。 Toot toot fears, but cannot bear to mother vermilion help out, said that she has the medical kit in the small red horse, can help Teletubbies see a doctor. 嘟嘟怕怕的,但还是忍不住给朱妈妈支招,说她在小红马有医疗箱,可以帮天线宝宝看病。 Asked to guarantee a minimum the monthly ticket 求保底月票啊