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Chapter 1050 swings trousers 第1050章摇裤儿 „Do you want to buy a small son of a bitch puppet to little white?” “你要给小小白买一只小狗子玩偶?” In the market, little white settled on a white small son of a bitch rag doll, is hugging before the mirror according, said that must buy this only to give little white, is the white. 商场里,小白看中了一只白色的小狗子布偶,抱着在镜子前照来照去,说要买这只给小小白,都是白色的。 Un un un un.” little white nods. “嗯嗯嗯嗯。”小白点头。 „Does that line, what need to buy again? Not necessarily buys to little white, can buy for yourself, you like what puppet, selects one.” stretch/open Tan said. “那行吧,要不要再买点什么?不一定给小小白买,也可以给你自己买呀,你喜欢什么玩偶,挑一个。”张叹说道。 little white surprise visits him, gawked for several seconds, possibly this whole life does not have such local tyrant to cross, can select unexpectedly casually!! Before she persuaded the aunt to go shopping with great difficulty, to buy what small gadget, must ask for quite a while, but may also not agree , compared with present old man, the ghost of air/Qi got mad simply. 小白诧异地看着他,愣了几秒,可能这辈子从没这么土豪过,竟然可以随便挑!!以前她好不容易说动舅妈逛商场,要是想买点什么小玩意儿,得求半天,还不一定能被同意,和现在老汉比起来,简直气的鬼火冒。 However little white saved, since childhood knows did not make money easily, although to opening sighing the proposition was very excited, but shook the head, expressed that a young son of a bitch enough sent little white, she was so young, but also wanted anything. 但是小白节省惯了,从小知道赚钱不容易,虽然对张叹的提议很心动,但还是摇摇头,表示一只小狗子足够打发小小白了,她那么小,还想要啥子嘛。 She when little white selects big, what puppet does not have, only has a small water gun. 她在小小白这么点大的时,什么玩偶都没有,只有一只小水枪。 stretch/open Tan said: Do not economize to me, making money is not truly easy, but we are not short of money, enough flower, rich did not spend that is mean-spirited, was not worth advocating . Moreover, you gave little white to buy the money of gift are your own, do not think so me surprisedly, I have not deceived you, these money truly were your, did you forget? You had acted in a play before, have made the movie soap opera, you have the wages!” 张叹说:“你别给我省钱,赚钱确实不容易,但是我们不缺钱,足够花了,有钱不花那是小气,不值得提倡,而且,你给小小白买礼物的钱都是你自己的,不要这么惊讶地看着我,我没骗你,这些钱确实是你的,你忘了?你以前演过戏,拍过电影电视剧,你有工资的呀!” Mentioned this, little white is not calm, stamped one's foot, scolds the aunt, appealed to the old man, the ground and soaked black beans that she made touched have not traced, was all taken away by the aunt, has not paid attention to this young basin friend simply!!! 说起这个,小白就不淡定了,跳起脚来,数落舅妈,向老汉申诉,她赚的钱钱摸都没摸一下,就全被舅妈收走了,简直没把她这个小盆友放在眼里!!! Uncle was also taken away.” “舅舅的也被收走啦。” little white not only upholds justice for oneself, but also defends against injustice for Bai Jianping. 小白不仅为自己伸张正义,而且为白建平打抱不平。 Bai Jianping's day obviously miserable, including such small little white knows that he does not have money, his money Douhui was confiscated, is a poor wretch, miserable. 白建平的日子可见有多惨,连这么小的小白都知道他没钱,他的钱都会被没收,是个穷光蛋,惨兮兮。 Oh, returns to the small red horse we to have a look at the uncle.” little white remembered Bai Jianping in Pujiang, has the compassion, the uncle is so poor, by aunt feudal bully, but buys the ice cream to eat for her with that small ground and soaked black beans, buys the watermelon to eat, buys little bear candy to eat...... does not have aunt's day, they sit before the lane frequently the shop, or on little building stair eats, usually is the duplicate, she has the uncle also to have. “唉,回小红马啦我们去看看舅舅叭。”小白想起了远在浦江的白建平,心生思念之情,舅舅那么穷,被舅妈恶霸,但还是用那点小钱钱给她买冰淇淋吃,买西瓜吃,买小熊软糖吃……没有舅妈的日子,他们经常坐在巷子里小店前,或者小楼的台阶上吃,通常是双份的,她有舅舅也有。 Ok, goes back first to see the uncle, but now, we select the gift as soon as possible, ended must see the aunt and little white.” stretch/open Tan urged that little white selects a gift again, otherwise only took a white puppy rag doll to come too to be a little light. “可以啊,回去先看舅舅,但是现在,我们尽快挑礼物,完了要去见舅妈和小小白。”张叹催促小白再挑点礼物,不然只拿一只白色小狗布偶上门有点太轻了。 little white knew that what spends is own money, immediately is natural, is strolling swaggering, left has a look and has a look, the heroic spirit soars to the heavens, energy instantaneously on foot. 小白得知花的是自己的钱,顿时大方起来,大摇大摆地在闲逛,左看看又看看,豪气冲天,底气瞬间就足了。 Finally she selected one to simulate the clown donkey puppet that the person spoke. The people are saying anything to it, it will simulate repeatedly, is very interesting. 最终她挑了一只会模拟人说话的小丑驴玩偶。人对着它说什么,它就会模拟重复,很有意思。 Meanwhile under opening sighing reminder, little white decided that also selects a gift for the aunt, although the aunt makes her love and hate, but also thinks now her. 同时在张叹的提醒下,小白决定为舅妈也挑一份礼物,虽然舅妈让她又爱又恨,但现在还蛮想她的。 little white settled on red underpants, because she thinks that aunt's fart fart is very big, her unusual envying, therefore buys red underpants to be very suitable. 小白看中了一条红色内裤,因为她认为舅妈的屁屁儿很大,她非常的羡慕,所以买一条红色内裤很适合呀。 You are think that we were caught up with by the broom? Trades one, cannot buy this.” stretch/open Tan said. “你是想我们被扫把赶出来吗?换一个,不能买这个。”张叹说道。 little white haha smiles: Buys this sai.” 小白哈哈笑:“就买这个噻。” I have not wanted to be punched, trades one, doesn't this make sense, can you be mad your aunt intentionally?” “我还不想被揍呢,换一个吧,这像什么话,你是不是成心要气你舅妈?” The little white dark stamp smiled, shakes the head saying that she does not want air/Qi the aunt, she is giving the aunt to buy the gift. 小白暗戳戳地笑,摇头说她没想气舅妈,她是在给舅妈买礼物呢。 I am the filial young basin friend.” little white said, will have worn a dunce cap to oneself. “我是个孝顺的小盆友呢。”小白说道,已经会给自己戴高帽子了。 stretch/open Tan is disinclined to respond the little fellow, he gave horse Lanhua to buy a package, gave little white to carry. 张叹懒得搭理小家伙,他给马兰花买了一个包,交给小白拎着。 little white follows close on before his foot, talks incessantly, inquired why does not buy the red underpants, why??? 小白紧跟在他脚边,唠唠叨叨,询问为啥子不买红内裤,为啥子吖??? Your aunt's telephone came.” stretch/open Tan the cell phone made a sound, after the connection , the horse orchid inquired that they were the quick under airplanes. “你舅妈的电话来了。”张叹的手机响了起来,接通后马兰花询问他们是不是快下飞机了。 Made the telephone call, stretch/open Tanlin the thing, urged little white: In a big hurry, we must visit, do not rub gently.” 挂了电话,张叹拎着东西,催促小白:“快快,我们要上门去了,别磨蹭。” little white followed after behind, increasingly estranged, to say worriedly loudly: „...... I hug motionless ~ ~ who helps me ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 小白跟在身后,渐行渐远,苦恼地大声说:“……我抱不动吖~~谁来帮帮我吖~~~~~” stretch/open Tan went to return, helping her carry the package, hit a net to make the car(riage), rushed to the community of Bai Zhiqiang family/home. 张叹去而复返,帮她拎了包,打了一辆网约车,赶到白志强家的小区。 Their family/home where?” little white gets out to look around curiously. “他们家在哪里咧?”小白下了车好奇地东张西望。 stretch/open Tan: „Haven't you come? Here also has lived for many days, how to have an impression?” 张叹:“你不是来过吗?还在这里住过好多天,怎么没一点印象了?” little white: Old man, did you remember incorrectly?” 小白:“老汉,你是不是记错了?” stretch/open Tan: Was I remembered incorrectly, did you remember incorrectly? You had truly lived last year here, did you forget?” 张叹:“是我记错了,还是你记错了?你去年确实在这里住过,你忘了?” You definitely remember incorrectly.” “你肯定记错啦。” Walks walks, we go to the entrance, your aunt should there we.” “走吧走吧,我们到大门口去,你舅妈应该会在那里等我们。” I lead you to go to sai.” “那我带你去噻。” Said that little white pushes to the front. 说完小白一马当先。 I thank you.” Entrance at present, but also needs her to bring? Walked several steps, stretch/open Tan suddenly discovered that another side of street, the horse orchid is coming in a hurry, has not discovered them. “我谢谢你啊。”大门口就在眼前,还需要她带?走了几步,张叹忽然发现街道的另一边,马兰花正匆匆而来,没有发现他们。 Aunt horse ~ ~ ~ stretch/open Tan greeted, in a hurry however horse orchid hears sound who crossed looked, immediately discovered him, the vision takes a fast look around around him at once, falls, in pushed to the front has walked had on that far little white. “马大嫂~~~”张叹招呼道,匆匆而过的马兰花闻声看过来,顿时发现了他,目光旋即在他周围扫视,落在了一马当先已经走了有那么远的小白身上。 Melon baby ~ ~ ~ ~ “瓜娃子~~~~” Lowers the head the little white surprise of hurrying along to stop the footsteps, finally saw her aunt, shouted happily: Aunt-” 低头赶路的小白诧异地停下脚步,终于看到了她舅妈,开心地大喊:“舅妈-” Holds the white small son of a bitch rag doll to overrun, is good because of this street is a sidewalk, without the vehicles passes through. 抱着白色小狗子布偶就冲过去,好在这条街道是人行道,没有车辆通行。 The wind blows the tree sound, the leaf crash-bang the vibration, the sunlight rocks motley, the horse orchid and little white meet in the downtown. 风吹树响,叶子哗啦啦抖动,阳光斑驳晃动,马兰花和小白在街心相遇。 little white wants to hug the horse orchid, but the horse orchid actually holds down her watermelon leader, dials to take a look at her, expresses admiration. 小白想要抱抱马兰花,但是马兰花却按住她的西瓜头头,把她拨来拨去打量,啧啧称奇。 Melon baby you were fat.” “瓜娃子你胖了。” little white wipes out according to the big hand in own head angrily, a thousand li (500 km) well meets, was done the destruction by the horse orchid! Snort! She spends the watermelon leader who did well for a long time!!! Also clamped the pink butterfly card issuing!!! 小白气恼地打掉按在自己脑袋上的大手,好好的一次千里来相会,被马兰花搞了破坏!哼!她花了好长时间才弄好的西瓜头头!!!还夹了粉色的蝴蝶发卡呢!!! You are fat, your entire family is fat ~ ~ ~ “你才胖啦,你全家都胖啦~~~” The horse orchid is not angry: My entire family was fat, you were also fat, you and I are whole families.” 马兰花也不生气:“我全家都胖了,那你也就胖了,你和我是一家人。” The small white clouds whistling said: Beauty that you may think ~ 小白气呼呼道:“你可想的美啦~” She turns around to look for her old man, but held down the head to be abnormally puffy and swollen by the horse orchid again, does not let. 她转身要去找她老汉,但是被马兰花再次按住了脑袋壳壳,不让走。 Goes home sai with me.” “跟我回家噻。” little white: I, you do not think me.” 小白:“我才不呢,你都不想我。” horse orchid: I think that is miserable you to discuss, walks sai, goes home sai with father.” 马兰花:“我想惨你唠,走噻,跟老子回家噻。” little white: Your family has little bear not.” 小白:“你家有小熊不咯。” Has, bought for you, your melon baby knew that drinks little bear.” “有嗷,给你买了,你个瓜娃子就晓得喝小熊。” Hou humph humph, is yourself wants to drink, you drink my little bear.” “嚯嚯嚯,是你自己想喝叭,你老是喝我的小熊。” Hammer!” “锤子!” Snort ~ shovel shovel...... humph humph humph, the aunt, I bought the gift for you.” “哼~铲铲呢……嚯嚯嚯,舅妈,我给你买了礼物呢。” What? Smiled dark stamp stamp, no good intention.” “啥子?笑的暗戳戳,没啥子好心吧。” Your lang type instigates the words, I buy the gift for you, you do not thank me, but also instigates me is the young bastard, I am mad discuss miserably, snort/hum.” “你啷个勒样唆话咧,我是给你买礼物诶,你不谢谢我,还唆我是小坏蛋,我气惨唠,哼。” Air/Qi anything, small basin friend belly big, does not want mean-spirited sai.” “气啥子嘛,小盆友肚子勒么大,不要小气噻。” My stomach stomach where big.” “我肚肚哪里大嘛。” „Isn't your big?” “你这还不大?” Big?” “大吗?” Greatly!” “大!” Is?” “是不是哦?” Yes, big not side.” “是哦是哦,大的没有边。” Aunt you are scolding me is right?” “舅妈你在骂我对不对?” Where I scolded you, did I shout you melon baby?” “我哪里骂你了嘛,我喊了你瓜娃子吗?” Has not, but I felt that you are scolding me.” “莫有,但是我感觉你就是在骂我。” Melon baby.” “瓜娃子。” „?” “?” I am scolding you now.” “我现在才是在骂你。” „...... The father qi ghost gets mad ~ “……老子气的鬼火冒~” Is angry not, is angry not, the aunt is loves your, the little flower is colored, what gift did you buy for me? Ha.” “莫生气,莫生气,舅妈是爱你的,小花花,你给我买了啥子礼物嘛?哈哈哈。” Swings trousers ~ “摇裤儿~” „...... What?” “……啥子?” Swings trousers, red, ha ~ ~ the aunt, your fart fart is big, aiyu, why do you hit me??” “摇裤儿,红色的,哈哈哈~~舅妈,你的屁屁儿好大哟,哎呦,你为啥子打我??” I not only need hit you, I must beat to be flat you! The melon baby, crawls to the father!!!” “我不仅要打你,我还要捶扁你!瓜娃子,给老子爬过来!!!” ...... …… One big one slightly non-stop quarrelling, stretch/open Tan follows they to enter the community, Bai Zhiqiang also came out, exchanged greetings with stretch/open Tan, the group walked toward the family/home. 一大一小不停拌嘴,张叹跟着她们进入小区,白志强也出来了,和张叹寒暄,一行人朝家走去。
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