SAAMH :: Volume #2

#89: Crazy host


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In Carbon-based Civilization, classical famous saying —— life is a form, rather than matter, our implant living the material are more, can accumulate life that such as it possibly has the example are more. 碳基文明之中,有一句经典名言——生命是一种形式,而非物质,我们植入‘活’的材料越多,能够积累的‘如其可能存在的生命’的实例就越多。 Yagami Motoko looks at present a big tree, said is the tree, is close to the organism, its leaf seems like the former temporal lobe of person, sets up the muscle to seem like neural circuit of person, in the fruit the limewater ripples, the crown is umbrella type Neural Network. 八神素子看着眼前一颗大树,说是树,更接近于生物体,它的树叶像是人的前额叶,树筋像是人的神经回路,果实之中白浆荡漾,树冠是伞型神经网络 At this time, treetop naked eye obvious to grows in all directions, twines with the branches and leaves of other trees together. 此时,树梢肉眼可见的向四面八方生长,与其它树木的枝叶缠绕在一起。 A slight sound resounds from the rear area, Yagami Motoko courageous jumping, does not return, turns over/stands up a foot, along with the explosive sound, a biochemical monster upper part explodes directly. 一声细微的响动从后方响起,八神素子勐的跳起,头也不回,翻身一脚,伴随着爆炸声,一个生化怪物的上半身直接爆开。 Limewater everywhere lasing. 白浆到处激射。 She knew that this monster, is called brain fluid experiment body, is the life tech product, but studies its goal, is to attempt not by Modificator after the stimulation, can break through human brain calculates strength the upper limit. 她认识这种怪物,叫做‘脑浆实验体’,是生命科技的产物,而研究它的目的,是为了尝试未被改造者经过刺激,能否突破‘人脑算力’的上限。 Obviously, project failure, these brain fluid experiment bodies then made use of waste, shift here, in all biochemical monster, its strength is weakest, but its actually characteristics, it can like Artificial Intelligence, invade and control Weapons System on this island. 很显然,项目失败了,这些脑浆实验体便被废物利用,转移到了这里,在所有生化怪物之中,它的实力是最弱的,但它却有一个特点,它能够像人工智能一样,入侵并控制这座岛上的武器系统 If did not find its original body as soon as possible, then its threat will be getting bigger and bigger, Final will make you be startled. 如果不尽快找到它的本体,那么它的威胁会越来越大,最终会让你大吃一惊。 In some sense, it is also Artificial Intelligence, but is lifeform AI. 某种意义上,它也是人工智能,只不过是生物AI Obviously, these big trees are its product. 很显然,这些大树就是它的产物。 Motoko captain, please leave here as soon as possible, I can detect, your neural conduction velocity, the cell division speed and organic compound disintegration rate, have the rises in varying degrees.’ 素子队长,请尽快离开这里,我能察觉到,你的神经传导速度、细胞分裂速度、有机化合物分解速度,都有不同程度的上升。’ How rose can?” “上升了会怎样?” Will assimilate,” shell little sister said. “会同化,”壳小姐道。 Yagami Motoko nods, the next quarter, the most chemical reactions in within the body stop completely. 八神素子点了点头,下一刻,体内的大部分化学反应全部停止。 Assimilation relieves 75.” “同化解除75。” How many did Deep Web open?” 深网张开了多少?” At present has opened to 21, had confirmed that will unfold after eight minutes thoroughly.” “目前已张开到21,已确认将在八分钟之后彻底铺开。” That?” “那这是怎么回事?” What at present can confirm, the chemical reaction that here has reached more than 60000 types much, and by a very quick speed rise.” “目前可以确认的是,这里发生的化学反应已经多达60000多种,并且以一个非常快的速度上升中。” The Yagami Motoko footsteps tread, among several respiratory ran out of this piece forest, in the map according to her brain, here is the fire region in fugitive game. 八神素子脚步一踏,几个呼吸之间就冲出了这片‘森林’,根据她的脑中地图,这里是逃亡者游戏中的炮火地带。 After the laboratory nauseating gas was released, the participant will be rushed to this piece of fire belt/bring, faces the next link test in game. 实验室的致命毒气被释放后,参与者会被赶到这片炮火带,迎接游戏里的下一环节考验。 However what makes this attack shell captain to be astonished, hidden in Mechanical Weapon of various places in ‚the transfer belt/bring under the function, transports/fortunes in the islands central direction. 然而让这位攻壳队长惊愕的是,隐藏在各处的机械武器正在‘传送带’的作用下,往岛屿中央的方向运去。 Reason that these ‚the transfer belt/bring must put the quotation mark , because it is not the mechanical transfer belt/bring, but is the lifeform transfer belt/bring. 这些‘传送带’之所以要打上引号,是因为它不是机械传送带,而是生物传送带。 Is the meat blanket, the wave of meat blanket surges wave upon wave everywhere, the granulation drills into these weapon, feels seems like the grandma to arrange the woolen sweater unexpectedly. 遍地都是肉毯,肉毯的浪头一浪高过一浪,肉芽钻入这些武器之中,给人的感觉竟像是老奶奶在编毛衣。 This transfer belt/bring is live, the mutual relay, is transporting to the same place these weapon. 传送带是‘活的’,它们正相互接力,将这些武器运往同一个地方。 That is ‚the risk region, some inside some powerful biochemical monster, even if she, entering is also careful. 那是‘危险地带’,里面有一些非常强大的生化怪物,哪怕是她自己,进入其中也要小心谨慎。 However does not know is the misconception, she as if saw an arm of enormous, is remoulding in ‚the risk region. 然而不知是不是错觉,她彷佛看到了一条巨大的手臂,在‘危险地带’重塑着。 Various model armament electromagnetic cannon, wait to leave bullet and including laser defense system, by implant to this arm above. 各种型号武装电磁炮、等离子弹头、包括激光防御系统,正被‘植入’到这条手臂之上。 As the world's most irritable television program, the fugitive plays not only richly, the world's first viewing ratio, some Military Contractor are also willing to draw support from a program, propagandizes own new-type weapon. 做为全球最火爆的电视节目,逃亡者游戏不仅有钱,还有世界第一的收视率,一些军事承包商也愿意借助着个节目,去宣传自己的新型武器 Cutting laser net that Mass Edge that for example the Taibo Defense System chain granule artillery and Marubeni Global Securities individual nano clothing/taking, or was sudden appearance recently, they study. 比如说泰伯防卫体系的链式粒子炮、丸红环球安全的单兵纳米服、又或是最近异军突起的马斯锋芒,它们研究出的切割型激光网。 These equipment unceasing activity, seems to be wanting to link impatiently. 这些装备不断的‘活动’着,似乎迫不及待想要结合在一起。 Looked for one minute, Yagami Motoko deeply inspired, said: 足足看了一分钟,八神素子才深吸一口气,道 Shell little sister, how many did Deep Web open?” “壳小姐,深网张开多少了?” 37. “37。 ”...... ”…… Flash news! Flash news! “大新闻!大新闻啊! ! ” !” In level 7 flight vehicle, Bodo · Gens pair of eyes shines is staring by the islands that the white fog covers, wishes one could one to dig in this holographic screen, coming to a scene to disseminate news. 一架七级飞行器中,伯德·摩根斯正两眼放光的盯着被白雾笼罩的岛屿,恨不得一头扎入这全息屏幕中,来一个现场播报。 As a renowned host, Border · Gens can kill to raise one's head in the competitive work place environment, is the son of chairman does not have the 10 cents to relate with him, is completely because he suffices the guts, suffices is not concerned about face. 作为一个着名主持人,伯德·摩根斯之所以能够在竞争激烈的职场环境中杀出头来,跟他是董事长的儿子没有一毛钱关系,完全是因为他够胆,够不要脸。 Others do not dare to broadcast, he dares to broadcast. 别人不敢播的,他敢播。 Others do not dare on, he dares in first. 别人不敢上的,他敢于第一个上。 For example he once spent to hire Cyber Hacker, enters in famous Idol Adore's system black, found out Adore's underpants code, and confirmed her underpants color. 比如他曾经花钱雇佣赛博黑客,黑入着名偶像爱朵露的系统中,查出了爱朵露的内裤代码,并确认了她的内裤颜色。 Rainbow color! 彩虹色! Also for example, new-type prosthetics that to confirm one of the six big bionic group, companion bionic researches and develops newly Mr. Oak attack, he personally experiences in the program, although was taken to the hospital because of the anal fissure massive hemorrhage afterward, but also successfully proved that this prosthetics also has enormous improvement space, has not looked like perfect of like that advertising. 又比如,为了验证六大彷生集团之一,‘伴侣彷生’新研发出的新型义体大树先生突击型’,他本人在节目中亲身体验,虽然后来因为肛裂大出血被送往医院,但也成功证明了,这个义体还有极大的改良空间,并没有像广告宣传的那般完美。 That Phase 1 viewing ratio explosive table. 一期的收视率爆表。 Then less than two days, Border · Gens went out of the hospital swaggering, thinks of the bionic buttocks that companion bionic offers free of charge. 然后没过两天,伯德·摩根斯就大摇大摆的走出了医院,装着‘伴侣彷生’免费赠送的彷生臀。 Now, the world's first hot program interrupts suddenly temporarily, Border · Gens then knows, his opportunity came! 如今,全球第一的火爆节目突然临时中断,伯德·摩根斯便知道,他的机会来了! Mr. Border, I have the duty to warn you, since Cyber Hacker entered this program black, he thinks that did not mind enters your head while convenient black, even if you installed highest ranking electronic protection, facing this grading hacker, your mortality rate gundam 86, according to our red lotus security company contract terms, because of the accident/surprise that employer produce, this company......” “伯德先生,我有义务警告您,赛博黑客既然黑入了这个节目,他想必也不介意顺便黑入你的脑袋,就算你装了最高等级电子防壁,面对这种级别黑客,你的死亡率高达86,根据我们红莲安保公司的合同条款,因雇主自己产生的意外,本公司……” These are the minor matters!” “这些都是小事!” Border made several to expand chest motor excitedly, then smiled, gathering grim bodyguard little sister side. 伯德激动的做了几个扩胸运动,然后嘿嘿一笑,凑到冷面保镖小姐的旁边。 Gaierde little sister, do you put on today?” “盖尔德小姐,今天你穿了没有?” Put on, the rainbow color, with the Adore similar design, in the request with contract is exactly the same.” “穿了,彩虹色的,与爱朵露同样款式,跟合同里的要求一模一样。” Gaierde little sister calm nod, then backhands is a palm of the hand, pulls out this Host metamorph|abnormal turns in the place. 盖尔德小姐一脸平静的点了点头,然后反手就是一巴掌,把这个变态主持人抽翻在地。 According to the contract 14 strip that we sign, when the employer inquired when related to the issue of privacy, the bodyguard has the right to massage the employer face.” “根据我们签下的合同第十四条,当雇主询问涉及隐私的问题时,保镖有权利对雇主脸部进行按摩。” Crisp! “爽! ! ” !” Border swelled the face to jump, ha ha laughed: aircraft-borne Artificial Intelligence, cleared the channel to me, I must host the program!” 伯德肿着脸跳了起来,哈哈大笑“机载人工智能,给我开通频道,我要主持节目!” In a flash, more than ten drone cameras package all round him. 一瞬间,十几个无人机摄像头将他团团包裹住。 Meanwhile, on the holographic screen, all kinds of targets brushed, viewing ratio, simultaneously online population and voice barrage quantity, emotion projection wait/etc. 同时,全息屏幕上,各种各样的指标刷了出来,收视率、同时在线人数、语音弹幕数量、情感投影等等。 Quick, barrage writing find out, is rotating around Border's body fast. 很快,一道道弹幕文字探出,绕着伯德的身体飞快转动着。 ha ha ha ha, Border was punched by bodyguard little sister.’ 哈哈哈哈,伯德是不是又被保镖小姐揍了。’ I must look at Great Ambush little sister, the anal fissure male roll thickly!’ ‘我要看大狙小姐,肛裂男滚粗!’ ahhhhh, good to make the bodyguard little sister dog, eats meal with a Border bowl.’ 啊啊啊,好想做保镖小姐的狗,和伯德一个碗吃饭。’ ‚Does Border, what have to disclose today greatly?’ ‘伯德,今天又有什么大爆料?’ As a super second generation of rich, Border program is welcomed, then because of his enough fool, facing these audience's warm greetings, even the holographic barrage drills to the pants is not angry, shook the pants, ‚, I am unclean these and ‚, I yellow the barrage shook, comes straight to the point to say: 作为一个超级富二代,伯德之所以节目受到欢迎,便是因为他足够的沙凋,面对这些观众的亲切问候,甚至全息弹幕钻到裤子里也不生气,抖了抖裤子,把那些‘啊、我不干净了’、‘啊,我黄了’的弹幕抖了出来,开门见山道 I now situated in fugitive game preliminary contest venue.” “我现在位于逃亡者游戏初赛举办地点。” Current Global Positioning System, could not have searched this islands.” “目前的全球定位系统,已经搜索不到这个岛屿了。” Therefore, I came!” “所以,我来了!” But the barrage also assumes the exponential order to rise. 而弹幕也呈指数级上升。 fuck me, hurries to turn off the screen, must be entered the head black.’ 卧槽,赶紧关屏幕,要被黑入脑袋了。’ My roommate sent off by the ambulance, does Border you also want to pack off me?’ ‘我舍友才被救护车送走,伯德你也想把我送走?’ Help, I do not want to be deleted remember, I have not remembered the backup, now does also and?’ ‘救命啊,我不想被删除记忆,我还没有记忆备份,现在做还来的及吗?’ Without enough time, only if you call 1,000,000 Ji Dai Coin me, fences to you by me personally.’ ‘来不及,除非你给我打100万机代币,由我亲自给你操刀。’ A Border face decides peacefully, although the barrage content is travelling, but the viewing ratio is actually rising successively. 伯德一脸澹定,虽然弹幕内容全是‘跑路’,但收视率却在节节上涨。 Bodyguard little sister cast aside one, sneers, one crowd of courting death goods. 保镖小姐撇了一眼,冷笑一声,一群找死货色。 Idle talk were not many said, we can see now, the isolated island was covered by a strange white fog, perhaps this white fog was the world monitors the key that system malfunctioned!” “废话不多说,我们现在可以看到,孤岛被一种奇怪的白雾笼罩,这个白雾或许便是全球监控系统失灵的关键!” Makes us approach, what will have a look to have!?” “让我们靠近点,看看会发生什么!?” flight vehicle sinks gradually, a man and a woman look at each other one, simultaneously feels respiratory hard, this feeling, looks like soaks into a close water tank. 飞行器渐渐下沉,一男一女对视一眼,同时感觉呼吸困难,这感觉,就像是泡入一座封闭的水箱之中。 cough cough, we can notice that at present, this mist seems like lifeform virus, although in my family's inherited flight vehicle, has the air from Circulatory System, but is unable to confirm whether this virus has to invade, on the other hand, Gaierde does little sister, as a result of the virus influence, you currently have a desire of copulation?” 咳咳,目前我们可以看到的,这雾气似乎是一种生物病毒,虽然我家祖传的飞行器中,有着空气自循环系统,但也无法确认,这种病毒是否有入侵进来,话说回来,盖尔德小姐,由于病毒影响,你现在有没有一种交配的欲望?” Bodyguard little sister courageous opening eyes, one throws Border turns in the place. 保镖小姐勐的睁眼,一把把伯德扑翻在地。 Border is pleasantly surprised, really has? In the front of so many people!?” 伯德又惊又喜,“真的有吗?还是在这么多人的面前!?” Idiot! Has a look at your top of the head! “蠢货!看看你的头顶! Border raised the head, sees only a bowl mouth big cavity suddenly to appear, the surface is burnt/anxious smoke/tobacco who the high temperature produces. 伯德抬头,只见一个碗口大的空洞突然出现,表面是高温产生的焦烟。 Has not waited for him to say anything, the indifferent mechanical sound gets up together. 还没等他说些什么,一道冷漠的机械声响起。 8 -1 4 -1 35 regions situated indata control area, all not marked Artificial Data please depart, otherwise you will receive send the pursuit of legion crazily! ’ ‘八-1-135区域处于‘数据接管区’,一切未被标记的人工数据请自行离去,不然你会受到狂派军团的驱逐!’ fuck me! Mothercity legion! 卧槽母城军团 ! ’ !’ Border runs, otherwise your father must replace you with Cloned!’ ‘伯德快跑,不然你爹就要用克隆人来代替你了!’ Cloned may not have the meaning, when I like your anal fissure, unruly appearance.’ 克隆人可就没意思了,我还是喜欢你肛裂时,桀骜不驯的样子。’ Runs anything to run! “跑什么跑! ! ” Border shoves open bodyguard little sister, plunged into directly drove on the seat, then drew the rocking bar, flight vehicle breaks in the mist directly. !”伯德一把推开保镖小姐,直接跳入了驾驶座位上,然后一拉摇杆,飞行器直接冲入雾气。 Border ha ha laughs: 伯德哈哈大笑 What also has compared with present more excited Will of the People?! Let us have a look, in the island has anything, making Cybertron send out Mechanical Legion!” “还有什么比现在更激动人心?!让我们看看,岛上到底有什么,让赛博坦机械军团都出动了!” After several seconds, the innumerable alarm sounds resound. 数秒后,无数警报声响起。 Flank surface presents biochemical to respond, the flank surface presents the biochemical response.’ ‘侧翼表面出现生化反应,侧翼表面出现生化反应。’ Main discharge jet loses 12, 13, 14 and 15...... large number of stemmings to appear.’ ‘主喷口损耗12、13、14、15……大量堵塞物出现。’ Weapons System malfunctions, Weapons System malfunctions.’ 武器系统失灵,武器系统失灵中。’ However two people, have had no time to pay attention to this point including the audience. 然而两人,包括观众都已经无暇关注这一点了。 Because one and islands equally huge lifeform is struggling to crawl, but flight vehicle Weapons System, a coffin big weapon cabin just right card on its knee, made up its last point. 因为一尊跟岛屿一样庞大的生物正挣扎着爬起来,而飞行器武器系统,一个棺材大的武器舱正好卡在它的膝盖上,补足了它的最后一环。 What coincidence is, this colossus rises straight from the ground, flight vehicle happen to drops from the clouds, inserts its palm, looking like toy Airplane is the same. 巧合的是,这个庞然大物拔地而起的时候,飞行器正好从天而降,插入它的掌心,就像是一个玩具飞机一样。 At the same time, in Nightless City, Adore worries looks at Gao Gang. 同一时间,不夜城中,爱朵露担忧的看着高工 This time Gao Gang, looked like the air-drying dozens years of humanoid old cured meat, except for the skin, remained the bone, the energetic part, vanished to disappear completely. 此时的高工,就像是风干了几十年的人形老腊肉,除了皮,就剩骨头,其中有活力的部分,全部消失不见了。 At this time, with Border of Wutzushan slowly rise, dumbfounded looks that this treads super monster in entering the sea. 此时,随着‘五指山’缓缓上升的伯德,目瞪口呆的看着这个踏入海中的超级怪物 «gene Big era» 基因时代 What ghost thing!?” “什么鬼玩意!?”
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