„human head that someone, who snatches, aware comes out the buttocks reveal!” “谁谁谁,谁抢到的人头,自觉的把屁股露出来！” „little bro faded and fallen half a lifetime, only hates not to meet the enlightened ruler, big guy, if not abandoned, little bro hopes adoptive father pays respects for.” “小弟飘零半生,只恨未逢明主,大佬若不弃,小弟愿拜为义父。” „I am nouveau riche, equipment that brushes I spend money to receive!” “我是土豪,刷出来的装备我用钱收！” „Who! Is who!” Buns eyes covetously looks at all around, he is certain oneself are the last wave of attack, but finally attack continues his. “谁！是谁！”包子虎视眈眈的看着四周,他可以肯定自己是最后一波攻击的,但最后攻击的远不止他一个。 He looks to Old Boss Benefit, Old Boss Benefit sighed, shrugged. 他看向惠老大,惠老大叹了口气,耸了耸肩。 He looked at to Lingling Water, commercial assassin sheathes tachi, shows the whites of the eyes: „not to look, was not among us the person.” 他又看向灵灵水,商业刺客将太刀入鞘,翻了个白眼：“别看了,不是我们之间的人。” „How do you know? Always possibly is not NPC brushes.” “你怎么知道？总不可能是npc刷的吧。” „As a professional, I can very definite told you, when we attacked, some people of hacked head of this Boss.” “作为一个专业人士,我可以很确定的告诉你,在我们攻击的时候,有人骇入了这boss的脑袋。” Always silent Schoolmate Zhang Aiping rare nod. 一向沉默的张爱平同学罕见的点了点头。 „Human brain hacked, Neuroeditor? Always possibly is not Cyber Hacker in legend.” “人脑骇入,神经编辑者？总不可能是传说中的赛博黑客吧。” Buns thought of Buttocks Chief, but this girl has not participated in this Quest. 包子想到了PP头子,可是这妹子没参加这次任务啊。 ‚Do not look around, is I, Buns, I brush finally strikes.’ ‘别东张西望了,是我,包子,我刷的最后一击。’ On player panel, a head picture that seems like the hotel small card shone. 玩家面板上,一个很像是酒店小卡片的头像亮了起来。 This type of coquettish head picture, looks is the style of salty wet man, the fact is also so, but is the salty wet man of Goddess level. 这种风骚的头像,一看就是咸湿佬的画风,事实也是如此,不过是个女神级的咸湿佬。 Sister Ji. 季姐。 Grass, how this elder sister forgetting!! 艹,怎么把这姐姐给忘了！！ ‚You can come out!? How haven't I seen you?’ Buns hurries to ask. ‘你能出来了！？我怎么没看到你？’包子赶紧问。 ‚I also in nightclub, you outside grind mobs, our club also grind mobs.’ ‘我还在夜总会呢,你们在外面刷怪,我们俱乐部也刷怪了。’ ‚I can indeed come out , several of us had not gathered in the afternoon for a long time, called the people on one's own side, sister treated!’ ‘不过我的确是可以出来了,等下午吧,我们几个也好久没聚了,把自己人都叫上,姐请客！’ ‚We have not seen in the game very!’ Buns is complaining at heart. ‘咱们就没在游戏里见过好不！’包子在心里吐槽。 Heard that was Sister Ji snatches human head, Buns balanced at heart, after all was an old friend, but somewhat wondered at heart, human head that this elder sister person here, how did not snatch? 听说是季姐抢了人头,包子心里就平衡了,毕竟是老朋友了,不过心里还是有些纳闷,这姐姐人都不在这里,怎么抢的人头？ Red Dream Club 红梦俱乐部 The tentacle winding of Sister Ji on the neck of A'Grand, a scarf of creeping motion, this female player pair of eyes electric light four shoots probably, say/way: that the prostitute sound prostitute air/Qi 季姐的触手缠绕在阿宏的脖子上,像是一条蠕动的围巾,这个女玩家两眼电光四射,婊声婊气的道： „A'Grand little elder brother, thank you helps others Virtual Invasion, you said how others should thank you?” “阿宏小哥哥,谢谢你帮人家虚拟入侵啦,你说人家该怎么感谢你？” Regarding the tentacle mother, A'Grand this shut-in always has no resistivity, the complexion slightly red modesty said that: „minor matter and minor matter, later has this trouble, can call me, my ——” 对于触手娘,阿宏这个死宅一向没什么抵抗力,面色微红的谦虚道：“小事、小事,以后有这种麻烦,都可以打电话给我,我——” The A'Grand words have not said, Adore of blackening appears in his back, the next quarter, electric shock module starts instantaneously. 阿宏话没说完,黑化的爱朵露就出现在他的背后,下一刻,电击模块瞬间发动。 „You dare to look for three slightly!?” “你敢找小三！？” Facial color bad Adore walked, Mechanical Girl, Punk Girl and power-booster young girl, constructs the young girl and chainsaw young girl...... 一个个面色不善的爱朵露走了出来,机械少女、朋克少女、强殖少女、构造少女、电锯少女…… These young girls have a common ground, has certain violent factor, behavior that to satisfy certain cannot be described, A'Grand while modify their, very lifelike, even if the virtual young girl who their touch system make, touching also is quite close to normal person —— hitting is also this! 这些少女有一个共同点,都具备一定的暴力因素,而为了满足某些不可描述的行为,阿宏在改造她们的同时,将她们的触感系统造的十分逼真,哪怕是虚拟少女,摸起来也相当接近正常人——打起来也是这样！ As a green tea dregs female, Sister Ji is always pulls up to run, does not give the empress'palace to pull the hair to rip the opportunity of clothes. 作为一个绿茶渣女,季姐一向是撩完就跑的,绝不给正宫抓头发撕衣服的机会。 „Blue sky big master, sister sang one month of prison tears, finally was put!!” “青天大老爷啊,姐唱了一个月的铁窗泪,终于被放出来了！！” „A web, was surfed the single plane by sister well actually!!!” “好好一个网游,硬是被姐玩成单机了！！！” ...... …… Sister Ji. 于季姐来说。 sister not in Jianghu, but Jianghu still had the sister legend. 姐不在江湖,但江湖仍有姐的传说。 Yu. 于某人来说。 brother once was a legend, until was stuck on the wall by a Boss palm of the hand. 哥曾经是一个传说,直到被boss一巴掌糊到了墙上。 At this time, before silver white warrior ‚big’ font, one pile of player tsk tsk have the sound. 此时,在银白战士的‘大’字型前,一堆玩家啧啧有声。 „This is Mech in game, is very graceful, even if threw the street, led in the same old way!” “这就是游戏里的机甲么,是挺帅的,哪怕扑街了,也照样帅！” „Felt that this Mech has no strength, was pressed a palm of the hand.” “感觉这机甲没什么力气啊,被人一巴掌就按下去了。” „Nonsense, our hitting Boss, with Boss of heyday is a matter? I dare to vouch, Boss that we hit, without one tenth in plot animation, no, is 1% strengths.” “废话,我们的打的boss,跟全盛期的boss是一回事吗？我敢打包票,我们打的boss,没有剧情动画里的十分之一,不,是百分之一的实力。” „1% were exaggerating, three one tenth.” “百分之一就夸张了,三十分之一吧。” „I feel at least five one tenth.” “我觉得至少得五十分之一。” „Makes way, makes way, I gather a photo with Mech!” “让开,都让开,我跟机甲合个照！” „Well, how in Mech to have a person?” “咦,机甲里面怎么有个人呢？” „Is bald.” “还是个光头。” „In papered a wall by a palm of the hand, is Teacher Mech and talent pilot in forum, in the legend reaches brother?” “难道被一巴掌糊墙里的,是论坛里的机甲导师、天才驾驶员,传说中的达哥吗？” „Is impossible, we reach brother not to drive eva, assaults the storm in the sea?” “不可能吧,我们达哥不是一直驾驶着eva,在大海中搏击风浪吗？” „role that so compels painstakingly, how possibly is we dashing, loose clean reaches brother.” “如此苦逼的角色,怎么可能是我们英俊潇洒、风流倜傥的达哥呢。” Gun · Dam by choking straight rolls the eyes, if we had known not acting cool, who knows that this humanoid Boss is so fierce, the strength is bigger than B Grade fallout beast. 高·达被噎的直翻白眼,早知道就不装逼了,谁知道这个人形boss这么凶猛,力气比B级辐射兽都大。 Finally from beginning to end, strange has not brushed several, was treated as the wallpaper to paste nearly for one hour. 结果从头到尾,怪没刷几个,被当作墙纸贴了快一个小时了。 „Hey, your several, little spoke the sarcastic remark, has not helped me pull out!” “喂,你们几个,少说风凉话了,还不帮我拔出来！” „Reaches brother, such big Mech, how we drag!” player hee hee ha ha said. “达哥,这么大的机甲,我们怎么拖啊！”一个玩家嘻嘻哈哈道。 „Who makes you drag Mech! Drags me, hasn't seen my card in the airbag fabrics?” Gun · Dam is angry. “谁让你把机甲拖出来的！把我拖出来啊,没看到我卡在安全气囊里了吗？”高·达大怒。 „This is the lucky report, reaches brother, standard lucky report.” “这可是福报啊,达哥,标准的福报啊。” „Right, you have a look at our Machine-Split Star player, who can enjoy the treatment of card in Mech? Not only then your?” “对啊,你看看咱们机裂星的玩家,有谁能享受到卡在机甲里的待遇？不就只有你一个吗？” „Reaches brother, you can demonstrate on the spot, an outstanding Mech pilot, how is crawls from Mech Cabin.” “达哥,你可以现场展示一下,一个优秀的机甲驾驶员,是怎么从机甲舱里爬出来的。” „Reaches brother, are you perhaps high? Does not fear to be high you to jump down.” “达哥,你恐高吗？不恐高你跳下来呗。” „Is seven floors high, reaches brother not to plunge to death?” “七层楼高,达哥不会摔死吧？” „How can, catch with his bloodline connected eva his.” “怎么会呢,与他血脉相连的eva会接住他的。” Gun · Dam by choking straight rolls the eyes, he knows the acting cool inadequate fate now finally, therefore, after promising innumerable unequal treaties, this Flaming Boy with help of one group of player little friends, was rescued finally. 高·达被噎的直翻白眼,他现在总算知道装逼不成的下场了,于是,在许下了无数个不平等条约之后,这位火焰男孩终于在一群玩家小伙伴的帮助下,被救了下来。 „Reaches brother, will you run to make this Quest? With one crowd of NPC same places?” The eyeglasses asked. “达哥,你怎么会跑来做这个任务的？还是跟一群npc一起？”眼镜问。 „Yes, weren't you still caught fish in the seashore in the past?” “是啊,你前一段时间不是还在海边捞鱼吗？” „Why can also, Faction old boss speak, our group of young cowboys naturally must go to the trouble of traveling a long distance the potency.” Gun · Dam sighed, if we had known does not come. “还能为什么,阵营老大发话,我们这群小马仔自然要不远千里过来效力了。”高·达叹气道,早知道就不来了。 „Faction old boss, who?” “阵营老大,谁啊？” „Who promulgates Quest to you, is.” “谁给你们颁布任务的,就是谁呗。” „That handsome guy shop owner?” “那个帅哥店主？” Seemed knew any serious secret!! 好似知道了什么不得了的秘密！！ ...... …… Quest Completed, the player excitement does not reduce, hung water of player in the group, water of player that has not hung in the game, lsp player gathers round new ‚spider mother’ to show off coquettishly. 任务完成,玩家的兴奋之情不减,挂了的玩家在群里水,没挂的玩家在游戏里水,lsp玩家围着新出炉的‘蛛妈’卖弄风骚。 But also thinks player of liver, then received the battlefield cleanup, to clean up equipment this kind of small Quest. 而还想肝的玩家,则接到了打扫战场、清理装备这一类的小任务。 In brief, Quest Chain successfully completes, everyone is very happy. 总之,一条任务链顺利完成,大家都很开心。 As for Buns, then draws in I'm A Big Muscle Guy, Airplane, Safflower Monster and Big Brother Benefit these old acquaintances, walks on deciding the road in passenger compartment. 至于包子,则拉上我是大肌霸、飞机、红花妖、大哥惠这几个老熟人,走在定包间的路上。 These stupid-ass player luck are good, unexpectedly has not died. 这几个沙雕玩家运气还不错,居然都没死。 „You first go, I to the spider mother's signature photo!” Big Muscle Guy walks, while complained. “你们先去呗,我还没要到蛛妈的签名照呢！”大肌霸一边走,一边抱怨。 „Has not listened to reach brother saying that they could be based in Nightless City some time, what later the opportunity are many are.” “没听达哥说么,他们可能要常驻不夜城一段时间,以后机会多的是。” „Does not know the head how Sister Ji attains kills,” Big Brother Benefit never forgets to this matter as before. “也不知道季姐是怎么拿到的首杀,”大哥惠对这件事依旧念念不忘。 „No matter how said, the meat was rotten in the pot, what a pity Brother Umbrella has not come, if Brother Umbrella came, not being able to do well to snatch the head of Sister Ji to kill.” “不管怎么说,肉是烂在锅里了,可惜伞哥没来,伞哥要是来,搞不好能抢季姐的首杀。” „Yes, this large-scale Quest Chain, looked is the good opportunity that Brother Umbrella gives full play, the key is Brother Umbrella acting cool, can lead us to install together.” Big Muscle Guy cannot bear say. “是啊,这种大型任务链,一看就是伞哥大显身手的好机会,关键是伞哥装逼,能带着我们一起装啊。”大肌霸也忍不住道。 „To dispute with him,” Big Brother Benefit nods, regretted. “很想和他较量一番,”大哥惠点了点头,表示遗憾。 Buns stopped the footsteps suddenly, looks to a window holographic television projection. 包子忽然停住了脚步,愣愣的看向窗户对面的一个全息电视投影。 „Buns, what you are looking, is suits 18 of my adult person to ban the program?” Safflower Monster collects comes excessively, looked is blind. “包子,你在看啥,是适合我这种成年人的18禁节目吗？”红花妖凑过头来,一看就眼瞎了。 „Mother, Buns, you changed, you like looking at the strong man to dance the sensuous dance unexpectedly!” “妈呀,包子,你变了,你居然喜欢看猛男跳艳舞！” Other how many people look with the unusual look to Buns, seemed saying, you are such Buns, Sister Ji she send Huang Tu unexpectedly daily, you are also thinking the canal does walk the dry say/way? Do not want to open. 其它几个人都用异样的眼神看向包子,仿佛在说,你居然是这样的包子,季姐她老人家天天发黄图,你怎么还想着不走水道走旱道呢？别想开啊。 „It is not,” Buns stares is staring a T-shaped trousers strong man. “不是,”包子直勾勾的盯着其中一个丁字裤猛男。 „You did not feel, this person, long seems like Brother Umbrella?” “你们不觉得,这个人,长的很像是伞哥吗？” From Safflower Monster, everyone opened the mouth slowly, only has Airplane face calm shaking the head, everywhere grief. 从红花妖开始,每一个人都缓缓张大了嘴巴,只有飞机一脸淡定的摇了摇头,满目悲悯。 „28 strong man body are crisp, the waist holds a sword to cut the simple-minded husband, pitiful! Pitiful!!” “二八猛男体似酥,腰间仗剑斩愚夫,可悲！可悲啊！！” Starting From The Mechanical Hunter https:// 从机械猎人开始https://