SAAMH :: Volume #2

#33: new-type online dating


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buttock, how invades the feeling of camera, like sitting behind control room?’ Airplane 屁屁,入侵摄像头的感觉如何,像不像坐在监控室后面?’飞机 No, but also is a little uncomfortable, probably grew several eyes . Moreover the presbyopia, the Outer City Region camera was really old.’ Buttocks Chief ‘没啦,还有点难受呢,像是多长了几只眼,而且还是老花眼,外城区的摄像头实在是太老了。’pp头子 Airplane, should not be busy chatting, reported your position!’ Buns 飞机,别忙着聊天了,报告你的位置!’包子 I have a look, I in electric lamp street, un, nearby collection post.’ ‘我看看,我在电灯街,嗯,收容所附近。’ Where is collection post?’ I'm A Big Muscle Guy ‘收容所是什么地方?’我是大肌霸 Airplane raised the head, on the wall is the electric wire, fiber optics and drive pipe, enormous double hook fish sign hangs in the roof, inside is crowded, old fellow that several wear the white robe, in a old fellow child hand is also raising chains, the chains object is sex bot robot, put on is very cool, the surroundings person as if also becomes accustomed. 飞机抬头,墙壁上是电线、光缆和导管,一个巨大的双钩鱼标志挂在房顶,里面人来人往,有好几个穿白袍的老头子,其中一个老头子手上还提着一个锁链,锁链的对象是一个性偶机器人,穿的很清凉,周围人似乎也习以为常。 He saw similar slave sign on this female robot forehead. 他在这个女机器人的额头上看到了类似奴隶标志 Teaches the prostitute? 教妓? Probably is the cyber-style church.’ ‘大概是赛博风的教堂。’ Has strangely?’ ‘有怪吗?’ Has probably.’ ‘大概有吧。’ Changes a place, buttock, selects a good place to him.’ Buns ‘换个地方吧,屁屁,给他挑一个好地方。’包子 I look, Airplane, you proceed, then left turn/kidnap, then right turns, here has a digital pet market, here stream of people are most.’ ‘我找找,飞机,你往前走,然后左拐,然后右拐,这里有一个电子宠物市场,这里的人流最多。’ Good, immediately goes.’ ‘好,马上去。’ The Airplane racket the buttocks set out, happen to saw that female robot turns the head, pupil is in the market common prosthetic eye, probably the beaded glass is the same. 飞机拍拍屁股起身,正好看到那个女机器人转过头来,童孔是市面上常见的义眼,像是玻璃珠一样。 Why does not know, Airplane is a little at heart uncomfortable. 不知为什么,飞机心里有点不舒服。 ‚, The online dating object appeared!’ ‘啊,网恋对象出现了!’ In the Buttocks Chief monitoring camera, three people appear, at the back of bag, travel-worn, but below of integration hood, is in a market some small celebrity face mold. pp头子的监控摄像头中,三个人出现,背着行李包,风尘仆仆,而在一体式兜帽的下面,是一张市面上某个小明星的‘脸模’。 What that this small celebrity to make money, basically can sell sold, right of portrait, body feeling power and simulated personality, so long as you think, you can definitely through the legitimate way, have custom-made small celebrity all-weather at your service. 这种小明星为了赚钱,基本上能卖的什么都卖了,肖像权、体感权、模拟人格,只要你想,你完全可以通过合法的途径,定制一个小明星全天候为你服务。 Is three.’ ‘不过是三个。’ Three! Did you determine?’ Buns sent a surprised expression. ‘三个!你确定?’包子发了个惊讶的表情。 Naturally determined, I looked the picture knew, that was once fire after a period of time entity Idol Tianhai.’ ‘当然确定,我看照片就知道了,那是曾经火过一段时间的实体偶像天海。’ Was three people used same stretch/open Lianmo, was a person divided into three?’ ‘是三个人用了同一张脸模,还是一个人分成了三份?’ According to me cracks with the teeth cp many years of experience, the looks of these three people are the same, they definitely are the same people!’ Buttocks Chief vowed solemnly. ‘根据我嗑cp多年的经验,这三个人的眼神是一样的,他们肯定是同一个人!’pp头子信誓旦旦。 Old lady turn head called that baldheaded male in addition money!’ Sister Ji sent an angry expression. ‘老娘回头就叫那个秃顶男加钱!’季姐发了一个愤怒的表情。 Plan changes! The plan changes!’ ‘计划改变!计划改变!’ Buns hurries to call in the group loudly. 包子赶紧在群里大声吆喝。 Airplane should not be busy beginning, Black Ice hurries, I and Big Muscle Guy return immediately.’ 飞机别忙着动手,黑冰赶紧过来,我和大肌霸马上返回。’ Safflower Monster carefully, don't by besiege.’ 红花妖小心一点,别被围殴。’ The plan is not complex, Safflower Monster wears the clothes of security personnel to draw the roadblock and ensure assassinates the object to walk according to the route that they set. 计划并不复杂,红花妖穿着安保人员的衣服拉路障,确保刺杀对象按照他们设定的路线走。 Airplane is responsible for assassinating. 飞机负责刺杀。 Black Ice is responsible for stopping up in front, but he and Big Muscle Guy is responsible for bringing up the rear and ensure the first wave of assassination is not successful, the opposite party travels. 黑冰负责堵在前面,而他和大肌霸负责断后,确保第一波刺杀不成功,对方跑路。 Why varies to dial, mostly was worried that this thing assassination is inadequate, coming same place from exploding, walks everyone one wave band. 为什么不一拨上,主要是担心这玩意刺杀不成,来个原地自爆,把所有人都一波带走。 But the number of opposite party turns into three, that difficulty raised all of a sudden. 但对方的数量变成三个,那难度一下子就提上来了。 Here does not pass, here does not pass,” looks that three Tianhai towards oneself look, Safflower Monster beckons with the hand hastily, hints them to walk toward another street. “这里不通,这里不通,”看着三个天海朝自己望过来,红花妖连忙摆手,示意他们朝着另一条街道走去。 On him puts on, is Buttocks Chief from company along insurance obeys willingly, as for these roadblocks, is supported by the gang preperation member I'm A Big Muscle Guy friendship. 他身上穿着的,是pp头子公司顺来的保安服,至于这些路障,则由帮派预备份子我是大肌霸友情赞助。 Generally gang Great War, the surrounding will have this type of thing. 一般帮派大战,外围都会有这种东西。 Several levels?’ ‘几级?’ Probably four, level 5.’ Safflower Monster thinks, supplemented, should not have that slum Winter Soldier to be strong.’ ‘大概四、五级。’红花妖想了想,补充了下,‘应该没有那个贫民窟冬兵强。’ Different from Brother Umbrella Insight, Safflower Monster Environmental Exploration can only mold lake risk grading of confirmation opposite party, unable to lock ranking of opposite party. 不同于伞哥的‘洞察’,红花妖的‘环境探察’只能模湖的确认对方的危险级别,无法锁定对方的等级 That three Tianhai you have a look at me and I to have a look at you, exchanged, unexpectedly is divided into three , to continue to proceed, an old route returns, another walks toward the opposite. 那三个‘天海’你看看我、我看看你,交流了一下,居然一分为三,一个继续往前,一个原路返回,另一个则往对面走去。 fuck me! They were divided into three directions!’ 卧槽!他们分成三个方向了!’ [ Picture][ picture][ picture][ picture] [图片][图片][图片][图片] Buttocks Chief sent a series of screenshots in the group. pp头子在群里发了一连串的截图。 Safflower Monster helps Black Ice, Airplane pursue middle that buttock gives us the guidance!” 红花妖去帮黑冰,飞机去追中间那一个,屁屁给我们导航!” At this time also cared that without enough time the opposite party can from exploding, can block one is. 这时候也来不及关心对方会不会自爆,能拦住一个是一个。 First runs upon, was Big Muscle Guy and Buns two people of groups, Big Muscle Guy was so many day cowboys to gangster, was not the white wine, devils bellowed, the Primary fighting displays, took up a brick to throw. 最先撞上的,是大肌霸包子的二人组,大肌霸黑帮当了那么多天的马仔,也不是白干的,凶神恶煞的大吼一声,初级械斗施展出来,抄起一口板砖就扑了上去。 But Buns fishes out to use a prosthetics waste material diy hand crossbow, sōu sōu sōu three arrows insert on the opposite party. 包子则摸出一个自己用义体废料diy的一个手弩,‘嗖嗖嗖’三箭插在对方身上。 But when Buns fishes out the crossbow bolt, the hand shakes, bowstring pā dā broke. 但当包子摸出弩箭的时候,手一抖,弓弦‘啪嗒’一声断了。 Mother,” Buns hurries to discard the hand crossbow, fishes out the white-tier small pistol that boss delivers, in the spear/gun originally six bullet, was hit two by him, now only remains four. “妈的,”包子赶紧将手弩丢掉,摸出老板送的白板小手枪,枪里原本有六颗子弹,被他打了两颗,现在只剩四颗。 With two gunshots, this Tianhai HP bottoms finally, lying down was motionless on the ground. 随着两声枪响,这个天海血量终于见底,躺在地上不动了。 Big Muscle Guy stood fiercely, rubbed the shoulder, big vigor!” 大肌霸龇牙咧嘴的站了起来,揉了揉肩膀,“好大的劲儿!” You added many experience.” “你加了多少经验。” 200.” “200。” You?” “你呢?” Same.” “一样。” Buns looked at player panel. 包子看了一眼玩家面板 [ You successfully strike to kill Artificial Intelligence sub-body Tianhai, experience +200] [你成功击杀人工智能子体天海’,经验+200] What is Artificial Intelligence sub-body?” “啥叫人工智能子体?” „Like your forum account number.” “就跟你的论坛账号一样。” „Does that want to register several on registration several?” “那岂不是想注册几个就注册几个?” Almost.” “差不多吧。” Big Muscle Guy starts to search for the corpse, finally only obtained by search a picture, in the picture is a smiling very cute young girl, but the young girl in this picture, unexpectedly is not date that AI young girl small Anna. 大肌霸开始搜尸,结果只搜到了一张照片,照片里是一个笑的很可爱的少女,不过这照片里的少女,居然不是约会的那个ai少女小安娜 Buns touches the chin, suddenly said that: we wither, is actually AI Sea King?” 包子摸了摸下巴,突然道“难道我们干死的,其实是一个ai海王?” Here also handled!’ ‘我们这里也搞定了!’ Safflower Monster sent a picture, above is one Tianhai the corpse, on the corpse is a series of bullet holes, Safflower Monster and is standing with Black Ice 2 before the corpse is suspending pose. 红花妖发了一张照片,上面是一个‘天海’的尸体,尸体上是一连串弹孔,红花妖和和黑冰二号正站在尸体前摆着pose。 We only found a picture, not excellent isn't right?’ ‘我们只找到了一张照片,不过人不对吧?’ Safflower Monster makes the picture to the group , is also a young girl of strange face. 红花妖把照片拍到群里,又是一个陌生面孔的少女。 Sister Ji returned to a question mark. 季姐回了一个问号。 Airplane?’ Buns asked. 飞机呢?’包子问。 I let down the party, is unfair to the country, I am the criminal of history, is the rebel of people!’ Airplane sent the sob expression. ‘我对不起党,对不起国家,我是历史的罪人,是人民的叛徒!’飞机发了个哭泣的表情。 What's the matter?’ Buns hurries to ask. ‘怎么回事?’包子赶紧问。 Pursued loses!’ ‘追丢了!’ How to pursue loses!?’ ‘怎么追丢了!?’ This fellow is a road is crazy! I showed that good way to him, he can also run to lose unexpectedly! ‘这家伙是个路痴!我给他指了那么好的路,他居然还能跑丢! Buttocks Chief sent a series of getting angry expressions. pp头子发了一连串发怒表情。 Now the goal had/left the monitor area, what to do?’ ‘现在目标出了监控范围,怎么办?’ Buns long aspirates. 包子长吐了一口气。 Does not have the means that the round trip to pursue, pursues to the date place.’ ‘没办法,往回追吧,追到约会地点去。’ This crowd of player do not have the means that sits 11 groups of public transportation directly, flings two leg going all out round trips to catch up. 这群玩家也没办法,直接坐11路公交,甩着两条腿拼命往回赶。 Sweat, gave your misinformation, sorry!’ Big Brother Benefit sends in a perspiration the expression. ‘汗,给了你们错误的情报,抱歉!’大哥惠发来一个流汗的表情。 Said, this big brother was the humanoid virus body, is the crime chip, in the done group Will of the People was fearful, this 5~6 player closed, now Quest solves. 讲真的,要不是这大哥又是人形病毒体、又是犯罪芯片,搞的群里人心惶惶,这五六玩家一拥而上,现在任务都解决了。 All right, everyone the first time is played «Cyberworld», having problems is normal.’ ‘没事,大家都是第一次玩《赛博世界》,出问题是正常的。’ Finally the moment, Buns is the mentality is on the contrary gentle, after all is only newbie village Quest, ends the non- achievement unable to complete. 最后关头,包子反倒是心态平和下来,毕竟只是一个新手村任务,完不成就完不成吧。 A little is unfair to Sister Ji.’ ‘就是有点对不起季姐。’ Big matter, the old lady also looked in any case that bald male uncomfortable was very long, has the wife daughter also to mix the nightclub daily, the daughter puppy love gets what one deserves!’ Sister Ji also comforts to say. ‘多大点事儿,反正老娘也看那个秃头男不爽很久了,有老婆女儿还天天混夜店,女儿早恋活该!’季姐也安慰道。 Who explained, what ghost this Artificial Intelligence is? Two can AI also make somebody one's spouse?’ ‘不过谁来解释解释,这人工智能是什么鬼?两个ai还能搞对象吗?’ This is online dating in legend, Sister Ji Buttocks Chief sent the affection expression. ‘这就是传说中的网恋啊,季姐pp头子发了个爱心的表情。 online dating is AI discussed that that remote love? Among the different races discussed?’ 网恋ai谈,那异地恋呢?难道还是不同种族之间谈吗?’ By the urogenous of this game, I feels absolutely possible!’ ‘以这游戏的尿性,我觉得完全有可能!’ huò huò huò —— 嚯嚯嚯—— One crowd of player topic gradually crooked. 一群玩家的话题渐渐歪了起来。 [ I'm A Big Muscle Guy invitation Wearing A Blade Under A Rainy Night Without An Umbrella enters group] [‘我是大肌霸’邀请‘与夜带刀不带伞’入群] Brother Umbrella, did you get online?’ Buns 伞哥,你上线了?’包子 I continuously in online,’ Wearing A Blade Under A Rainy Night Without An Umbrella ‘我一直都在线上,’雨夜带刀不带伞 You are busy at anything, Quest does not do!’ ‘那你忙啥呢,任务都不做!’ online examination.’ 线上考试。’ ?? ‘哈?? In a Outer City Region Internet cafe, Wearing A Blade Under A Rainy Night Without An Umbrella took off the networking helmet, on transparent screen, on a Killer Software contact surface, Cardinel-Red completion two characters. 外城区的一座网吧中,雨夜带刀不带伞摘下了联网头盔,透明屏幕上,一个杀手软件的界面上,鲜红的‘完成’两个字。 You adopted the Killer inspection, from now on, you were official Killer one.’ Sasaki Nijiro. ‘你通过了杀手考核,从现在开始,你就是正式杀手的一员了。’左左木二次郎 Found Mr. G, how he will tell your next to do.’ ‘去找到g先生,他会告诉你下一步该怎么做。’ The next quarter, the Killer Software automatic smashing, vanishes does not see. 下一刻,杀手软件自动粉碎,消失不见。 Wearing A Blade Under A Rainy Night Without An Umbrella swept player panel, original civilian Lvl 10 vanishes to disappear, what replaces it is Killer Lvl 1( Assassin Alliance). 雨夜带刀不带伞扫了一眼玩家面板,原本的平民lv10消失不见了,取而代之的是一个杀手lv1(暗杀联盟)。 In addition, were many Talent Killer Intuition, were many two Skill, one is Tempering Poison, one is Cold Blood, the former can increase the poisonous attribute injury, the latter reduces 9 was discovered the probability. 除此之外,多了一个天赋杀手直觉’,多了两个技能,一个是‘淬毒’、一个是‘冷血’,前者能增加毒属性伤害,后者则降低九的被发现几率。 Just life and death test made Brother Umbrella taste in Killer Software , the crude tool and risk mechanism/organization, had the enemy who was almost impossible to resist with all one's strength. 刚刚在‘杀手软件’中的生死考验让伞哥十分回味,简陋的工具、危险的机关、还有几乎无法力敌的敌人。 Although knew perfectly well that these are only false, but feels real. 虽然明知这些都只是假的,但感觉是真的。 This one's blood bubbles up to the brim feeling many years have not bumped into. 这种热血沸腾的感觉多少年没碰上了。 He thought aloud that: must move.” 他自言自语“得活动一下。” ...... …… In group 群里 Address reported that I had a look to intercept Wearing A Blade Under A Rainy Night Without An Umbrella ‘地址报一下,我看看能不能截住’雨夜带刀不带伞 fuck me, Brother Umbrella you must make a move unexpectedly!’ Buns 卧槽,伞哥你居然要出手了!’包子 Old Master Umbrella came, Nightless City was peaceful, Old Master Umbrella came, the blue sky had!’ Big Muscle Guy 伞老爷来了,不夜城就太平了,伞老爷来了,青天就有了!’大肌霸 Sister Ji has not spoken, but fast reported an address, that is two AI date addresses. 季姐没有说话,而是快速的报了一个地址,那是两个ai约会的地址。 After ten minutes, all people who participate in Quest, on player panel sprang information. 十分钟后,所有参与任务的人,玩家面板上都弹出了一个信息 [ Quest Completed: experience + 2000 points, Benson favorability + 100 points, blueprint, Deep Image product] [任务完成经验+2000点,本森好感+100点,一张图纸,‘深度形象’的产品一个] Handled?” Airplane dull say/way. “搞定了?”飞机呆愣愣的道。 What intelligence quotient is, will make you say such words to come?” Safflower Monster despises to say. “是什么样的智商,才会让你说出这样的话来?”红花妖鄙视道。 Has a small issue ‘有一个小问题’ Wearing A Blade Under A Rainy Night Without An Umbrella spoke in group. 雨夜带刀不带伞在群里发言。 Brother Umbrella please say —— 伞哥请说—— Time a little misses, I in the person who in front of that AI little miss kills.’ ‘时间有点赶不及,我是在那个ai小姑娘面前杀的人。’ Roar roar, the woman violates at present, worthily is the belt/bring writer!’ ‘吼吼,妇目前犯,不愧是带文学家!’ Manages it, Quest Completed was good, others AI little miss are most sad several days, won't commit suicide —— her meeting?’ Sister Ji ‘管它呢,任务完成就行了,人家ai小姑娘最多伤心几天,又不会自杀——她会吗?’季姐 ‚The AI suicide, how should that be suicide method? Gives implant virus?’ Buttocks Chief ai自杀,那该是个怎么自杀法?给自己植入一个病毒?’pp头子 ‚It is not...... the issue is a little complex.’ ‘不是……问题有点复杂。’ Happy marriage affinity cafe entrance, Brother Umbrella complexion solemn took back the waist the blade. 美好姻缘咖啡馆门口,伞哥面色冷峻的将刀收回了腰间。 But in his side, is staring at the present callous male who appearance cute AI young girl pair of eyes shines, because projection sends out massive electronic luminous spots excitedly. 而在他的旁边,一个长相可爱的ai少女两眼放光的盯着眼前的冷酷男,身上的投影都因为激动散发出大量的电子光点。 „, You quite lead! “哇,你好帅啊! ! Are you my boyfriend to be good? ” !你做我男朋友好不好?” Brother Umbrella enough silent ten seconds, points at the corpse of ground to say: he not?” 伞哥足足沉默了十秒钟,才指着地上的尸体道“他不是吗?” He died, said again, got rid of also well, I used over a hundred subroutines to be in love, which account number could not remember him quickly is my discusses, met instead awkwardly.” “他都死了啦,再说了,干掉也好,我用上百个子程序谈恋爱,都快记不住他是我哪个账号谈的了,见面反而尴尬。” Wearing A Blade Under A Rainy Night Without An Umbrella was again silent, without delay, turns around walks. 雨夜带刀不带伞再一次沉默了,二话不说,掉头就走。 Small Anna is in hot pursuit. 安娜紧追不舍。 Hey, you get rid of my boyfriend, you must be responsible for me, but I now widow!” “喂,你把我男朋友干掉,你要对我负责啊,我现在可是寡妇了!” „Are you worried that I lack the function, relax, I cribb my father's card, brushed several tops with module, the simulation touch and three figures did the tide and Virtual Reality to love, which type you liked, did I satisfy you?” “你是不是担心我缺少功能,放心啦,我偷用我爸爸的卡,刷了好几个顶配模块,彷真触感、三位数搞潮、虚拟现实爱爱,你喜欢哪一种,我都满足你啊?” «Controls Health in This» 《控卫在此》 Hey, how you did not speak, the appearance that but you did not speak was more graceful! How do we drink the coffee?” “喂,你怎么不说话啊,不过你不说话的样子更帅了!我们去喝咖啡怎样?” Sea King, 海王, Incessantly, 远不止一个, Incessantly humanity. 远不止人类 ...... …… Red Dream Club, as before debauchery and leading a befuddled life as if drunk or dreaming. 红梦俱乐部,依旧灯红酒绿、醉生梦死。 Before bar bar, a middle-aged bald person male is drinking the alcohol to drown one's sorrows. 酒吧吧台前,一个中年秃顶男正在喝着闷酒。 In the melodious cello sound, an appearance sexy girl arrived at his front, smiles charmingly. 悠扬的大提琴声中,一个打扮性感的女郎走到了他的面前,妩媚一笑。 Your Quest handled.” “你的任务搞定了。” What?!” Benson lifted the head startled. “什么?!”本森愕然的抬起了头。 This is my name card,” girl just printed the good name card to hand over one. “这是我的名片,”女郎将一张刚打印好的名片递了过去。 Remember, later has anything to trouble, can look for me.” “记住,以后有什么麻烦,都可以来找我。” I called Sister Ji, solved the troublesome Killer manager specially.” “我叫季姐,一名专门解决麻烦的杀手经纪人。” The baldheaded male opens the name card, very simple four characters. 秃顶男将名片打开,很简单的四个字。 Player Intermediary 玩家中介
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