SAAMH :: Volume #2

#137: Whole staff evil people


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Crime City, friendly and peace city. 犯罪之城,一座友善、和平的城市。 Unlike having massive Smart Machinery does Nightless City of capital construction, this city has nearly 20 years not to restore, the street that the rusty railroad and sewer shatter witnessed its history, the tattered building is flooding the trace of homeless person, one very early in the morning, some innumerable symphony resound. 与有大量智能机械搞基建的不夜城不同,这座城池已经有近20年没有修缮了,锈迹斑斑的铁路、下水道坏掉的街道见证了它的历史,破破烂烂的楼房充斥着无家可归者的痕迹,一大清早,就有无数交响乐响起。 The sound of gunfire on street is symbolizing the vigor of this city, this makes the residents in city every day the vigor full. 街道上的枪声象征着这座城市的活力,这让城里的居民每一天都活力满满。 Similarly, the drug transaction, the personality transaction and organ transaction, showed this city unique commercial atmosphere. 同样,药品交易、人格交易、器官交易,展现了这座城市独特的商业氛围。 Kidnaps the congressman, the assassination high level and coup d'etat, demonstrated the politics of this city is enlightened. 绑架议员、刺杀高层、军事政变,显示了这座城市的政治开明。 The recent dish boils the way is the firearm dish boils, your understanding weapon many, decided you as a number of votes of friendly resident. 最近的皿煮方式是枪械皿煮,你掌握武器多少,决定了你做为一个友好市民的票数。 But this city underground influence continuously, all kinds of forms of combat, provides the colorful amateur life for the resident. 而这个城池此起彼伏的地下势力,各种各样的战斗方式,也为市民提供丰富多彩的业余生活。 Illegal Android and virus robot and cyber mental illness Modificator and most wanted terrorist AI and biomodification test piece and bankrupt celebrity and religious fanaticism adorer and confusion member and counter- rebel army. 非法彷生人病毒机器人赛博精神病改造者、通缉犯ai生物改造实验品、破产明星、宗教狂热崇拜者、混乱分子、反叛军。 Everyone harmonious happy stays together. 大家和谐美好的住在一起。 In brief, this city, can definitely be the Mechanical Era specimen, studies for the bystander. 总而言之,这座城市,完全可以做为机械时代的标本,供外人学习。 ...... …… Black Ice 2 as debt collection group Thug, has a dream has not thought that he enters a city first day, was taken by force. 黑冰二号做为一个追债集团打手,做梦也没想到,他进城的第一天,就被人打劫了。 When firearm of dozens excellent levels withstand/top on his head, he looked at a HP thickness earnestly, chooses the surrender decisively. 当几十口精良级的枪械顶在他的脑袋上,他认真看了一眼血量厚度,果断选择投降。 Therefore, he only had underpants. 于是,他只剩下了一条内裤。 Then, he found his higher authority, a debt collection group intermediate level, wants to receive Quest...... to get one set of coat at least. 然后,他找到了他的上级,一位追债集团的中层,想要领取任务……最起码领一套外套。 However, this higher authority was being chased down. 然而,这位上级正被人追杀中。 He was entered black downloaded the illegal procedure/program, many bills were stolen, caused massive losses to group, therefore was sent here. 他被黑入下载了非法程序,很多账单被窃取,给集团造成了大量的损失,所以被打发到了这里。 Here other are not many, old Lai first many, the military force repays a debt frequently. 这里别的不多,老赖第一多,经常武力还债。 Black Ice 2 understands finally why when oneself was sent here comes, others use an unusual look to look at itself. 黑冰二号总算明白,为什么自己被派到这里来时,别人用一种异样的眼神看自己。 Then, he was taken away to withstand/top the vat by the boss, unexpected hanging fell. 然后,他就被上司拿去顶缸,不出意外的挂掉了。 Three days later, he resurrects again, and successful through way of sneak attack, got rid of own former boss. 三天后,他再一次复活,并且成功通过偷袭的方式,干掉了自己的前任上司。 group representative told him, because of his outstanding performance, above decided, making him replace the position of higher authority. 集团代表告诉他,因为他优秀的表现,上面决定,让他顶替上级的位置。 Therefore, he succeeds the high-rank, became Wu group intermediate level, and obtained one ‚the nightmare level Quest, recovers the group bill. 于是,他成功上位,成了吴氏集团的中层,并获得了一个‘噩梦级’的任务,追回集团的账单。 What is worth mentioning is, in the Crime City debt, 90% is the dead accounts, was creditor or dead, either pursued the debt person died that. 值得一提的是,在犯罪之城的债务,有九成都是死账,属于要么债主死了、要么追债人死了的那种。 Therefore, he understood, he can the high-rank, depended is not the aptitude, but is moral quality. 于是,他明白了,他之所以能够上位,靠的不是资质,而是人品 moral quality of negative number. 负数的人品 Then, he consults to Quest greatly old Buns, how should complete this nightmare level Quest. 然后,他向任务大老包子请教,该怎么完成这个噩梦级的任务 Always directs his one move greatly, is called the people, to take the player mass lines, who will reject a share of Advanced Quest. 大老指点他一招,叫做走人民、不、走玩家群众路线,谁会拒绝一个高级任务的分享呢。 Black Ice 2 feels reasonable, therefore he did that. 黑冰二号觉得有道理,于是他就这么做了。 Then his offline, is not right, a game basis, with has clue several player to meet it is said. 然后他就线下,不对,游戏面基,跟据说有线索的几个玩家见面。 Then he was killed. 然后他又被干掉了。 Always comforts him greatly, this is only fortunately, this game fool player does not have after all. 大老安慰他,这只是不凑巧,毕竟这游戏傻逼玩家也是有的。 Therefore, when he dies of the surface base for the fourth time, Buns greatly is old decisive playing dead not to return, just like some writer who wants the additional actually playing dead lying down corpse. 于是,当他第四次死于面基的时候,包子大老果断装死不回了,正如某个要加更却装死躺尸的写手。 Hey, is not the reaching an agreement fellow villager sees the fellow villager, pair of eyes tears woof woof? 喂,不是说好老乡见老乡,两眼汪汪的吗? Your meeting basic plane to by the scene that the machine gun does sweep away? 你见过面基面到被机枪横扫的场面吗? This is Black Ice 2 first a half month of bitter experience. 这便是黑冰二号前半个月的遭遇。 Then he became aware! 然后他悟了! In Crime City player, does not have one is a normal person. 犯罪之城玩家,就没有一个是正常人。 The family background when Crime City player, before comes to do ‚, temporal lobe surgery, becomes the preperation service member, its status seems like brainwashed Buttocks Chief. 出身在犯罪之城玩家,一进来就做了‘前额叶手术’,成为预备役分子,其状态就像是被洗脑时的PP头子 Then, as Fourth Natural Disaster, their upgrade, their crime, their upgrade and their crime, forms happy circulatory again. 然后,做为第四天灾,他们升级、他们犯罪、他们再升级、他们再犯罪,形成一个美好的循环 Naturally, in this process , after having was hung, player that sobers. 当然,在这个过程中,也不是没有被挂了之后,清醒过来的玩家 These repenting and being saved player was taught to cultivate the behavior quickly. 这些‘回头是岸’的玩家很快就被教做人了。 ‚Did you sober?’ ‘你清醒了?’ Un, were you also sober? You come quietly, I told you a secret.’ ‘嗯,你也清醒了?你悄悄过来,我告诉你一个秘密。’ What secret?’ ‘什么秘密?’ The sound of gunfire resounds. 枪声响起。 Excuse me, who is a good person, we bully who!’ ‘不好意思,谁是好人,我们欺负谁!’ Everyone is player, who has not known that will resurrect. 大家都是玩家,谁还不知道会复活啊。 Are you a good person? Hit is a good person! 你是好人吗?打的就是好人! Thereupon, good person blackening. 于是乎,好人黑化了。 Here does not have the good person, only then whole staff evil people! 这里没有好人,只有全员恶人! Way of the world is not peaceful, the proper business is not good to do,” the firearm shop boss feeling, handed over Tempering Poison bullet while convenient. “世道不太平啊,连正经生意都不好做,”枪械老板感慨,顺便把淬毒子弹递了过去。 Black Ice 2 did not answer, depended Advanced pistol mastery Skill, skilled bullet palate that will break up, then aimed at boss is three spears/guns. 黑冰二号不答,仗着‘高级手枪精通’的技能,熟练的将拆散的子弹上膛,然后对准老板就是三枪。 boss looks at the chest that belches smoke, incredible to look at the opposite party. 老板看着冒烟的胸口,不可置信的看着对方。 Grass! The senior customer you are black!” Black Ice 2 shouted abuse, what Tempering Poison used was the counterfeit goods also even, does your his mother with the blank ammunition to me, you want to make me die?” “艹!老客户你都黑!”黑冰二号破口大骂,“淬毒用的是假货也就算了,你他妈用空包弹给我,你想让我死吗?” „The genuine article is expensive, you do not know, now bullet lacked to what situation,” boss is grumbling, skilled took off the coat, reveals the bulletproof underwear, as well as semi-metal fleshly body. “真货贵啊,你都不知道,现在子弹缺到什么地步了,”老板发着牢骚,熟练的将外衣脱下,露出防弹内衣,以及半金属肉身 Furthermore, selling weapon is the proper business? Selling false weapon is the proper business, you do not believe to look at red light district these whores, they now are also proper, just went to sleep by the electronics corona in the past, mother, robs to turn over to rob, you serve cannot only make half.” “再者说,卖武器是正经生意吗?卖假武器才是正经生意啊,你不信看红灯区的那些婊子们,她们现在也正经起来了,刚睡下就被电晕了过去,妈的,抢劫归抢劫,你们服务不能只做一半啊。” You should rejoice that you have nothing organ that can sell,” Black Ice 2 disdains saying that immediately responded, you did not have the wife, was right, your wife went to work there.” “你应该庆幸你没什么能卖的器官,”黑冰二号不屑道,随即反应过来,“你不是有老婆嘛,哦对了,你老婆在那里上班。” Right, I am take the wife to get off work,” boss answered. “对啊,我是去接老婆下班的,”老板解释道。 Fart! You meet the old lady, how the old lady do not know, mother, on the old lady does not give money, on other woman is so natural, but also was snatched, how you do not die!” “放屁!你接老娘,老娘怎么不知道,妈的,上老娘不给钱,上别的女人就这么大方,还被人抢了,你怎么不去死呢!” One full was the tattoo and middle aged but still attractive blonde woman walked, only brought a bra from top to bottom. 一个满是纹身、徐娘半老的金发女人走了出来,浑身上下只带了一个胸罩。 Your underpants?” “你内裤呢?” Yesterday does not know that which metamorph|abnormal was bitten.” “昨天不知被哪个变态咬坏了。” Sees here, Black Ice 2 can only meditate at heart, in eye codeless, in the heart is yard. 看到这里,黑冰二号只能在心里默念,‘眼中无码,心中有码’。 Young, this is not No. 2 small brothers, you always consider my family devil business, when considers the elder sister business? elder sister calls the 20% discount you, said, your modified person hasn't installed certain module? elder sister I have, although is the secondhand goods, but the effect is quite good, elder sister have tried, the time is long, effect is courageous, power consumption is low, do I make a move to give you?” “幼,这不是二号兄弟嘛,你总是照顾我家死鬼生意,什么时候来照顾照顾姐姐的生意啊?姐姐给你打八折哦,还是说,你这种改造人没有安装某些模块姐姐我有啊,虽然是二手货,但效果相当不错,姐姐自己就试过,时间长、功效勐、耗电低,我出手给你?” Black Ice 2 hollow laugh, first two I can understand actually, but how does this power consumption lower you to know?” 黑冰二号干笑一声,“前两个我倒是能明白,但是这耗电低你是怎么知道的?” boss mother cold snort/hum, turned on the holographic television. 老板娘冷哼一声,打开了全息电视。 Monkey-like boss face one red, coughs: „the private affairs between our couples, do not inquire.” 尖嘴猴腮的老板老脸一红,干咳一声“我们夫妻间的私事,你就不要打听了。” Black Ice 2 sighed, received bullet, the preparation left, felt that this way, the game could play not saying that he himself must first be fumbled and broken up the show. 黑冰二号叹了口气,收了子弹,准备离开,感觉再这样下去,游戏玩不玩得下去不好说,他自己要先被玩坏了。 Wait, wait/etc,” boss stopped by calling out Black Ice 2, dreadful looked about, small sound said: heard that you are Nightless City come?” “等等,等等,”老板叫住了黑冰二号,猥琐的看了看左右,小声道“听说你是不夜城来的?” Black Ice 2 vigilance: „did you ask this doing immediately?” 黑冰二号顿时警觉“你问这个干什么?” Hears you in some that side personal connections.” “听说你在那边有些人脉。” Is, knows some friends.” “算是吧,认识一些朋友。” „It is not, I mean, hears your some channel!” “不是,我的意思是,听说你有一些‘渠道’!” Black Ice 2 withdraws two steps, high and low takes a look at the opposite party. 黑冰二号退后两步,上下打量对方。 To be honest, come these days, his number was hung, equipment to be dug up the prospect that Quest cannot see to complete. 老实说,来的这些天,他号被挂、装备被扒、任务看不到完成的指望。 But did not say that a harvest does not have. 但也不是说一点收获都没有。 For example, he successfully lightened one sub-class, profiteer. 比如,他成功点亮了一个‘副职’,倒爷。 Crime City some specialty item, for example decodes version miltiary-use prosthetics and disposable chip anything, increases price to sell Nightless City, is in the hand of player little friend. 就是把犯罪之城的一些特产,比如破解版军用义体、一次性芯片什么的,加价卖到不夜城,也就是玩家小伙伴的手上。 When because the profiteer made the money, he can heavy new upgrade grind mobs, return to the first echelon. 正是因为当倒爷赚了一大笔钱,他才能够重新升级刷怪,回到第一梯队。 Hehe, my some goods, want to sell through you, naturally, I will give you a good price.” “嘿嘿,我有一些货,想要通过你卖出去,当然,我会给你一个好价钱的。” Black Ice 2 silent. 黑冰二号沉默了起来。 But in the news, the new headline is broadcasting. 而新闻上,新的头条正在播放。 Does not need to suspect, here, besides crime news, without other news. 不用怀疑,在这里,除了犯罪新闻之外,没有其它新闻。 According to the latest news, new crime organizationwicked jade family claimed responsibility for the demolition of Yongjiu Building, this new organization is recently, crime tuart most, behavior most rampant crime organization, various tuart that in less than half a month, they violate, gundam 100 many. ’ ‘根据最新消息,新的犯罪组织‘恶玉家族’宣布对‘永久大厦’的爆破负责,这个新组织是最近一段时间,犯罪桉件最多、行为最嚣张的犯罪组织,不到半个月内,他们犯下的各种桉件,高达一百多种。’ Can know from current information,wicked jade family has seven members, they are scissorhands, mortars, hacker, Ignitor, Liu Dehua, swallows and debt collector seven people compose respectively. ’ ‘从目前的信息可以得知,‘恶玉家族’有七个成员,他们分别是剪刀手、迫击炮、黑客引火者刘得华、燕子、收债者七个人组成。’ These seven members, each is illustrious crime celebrity.’ ‘这七个成员,每一个都是赫赫有名的犯罪明星。’ scissorhands, super metamorph|abnormal that likes putting to death by dismemberment the enemy, everything falls the enemy in her hand, will put to death by dismemberment by the live broadcast, scene very bloody violence, what is more fearful, whenever she in the murder, will yell that crazilydoes not have the mosaic, without the mosaic ha ha ha ha, is unable to know at present, this mosaic what crime item is. ’ 剪刀手,一个喜欢凌迟敌人的超级变态,凡是落在她手上的敌人,会被直播凌迟,场面非常血腥暴力,更可怕的是,每当她在杀人的时候,都会疯狂大叫‘没有马赛克,没有马赛克哇哈哈哈哈’,目前无法得知,这个‘马塞克’到底是个什么样的犯罪道具。’ Another player criminal. 又一个玩家罪犯。 Black Ice 2 cast aside one. 黑冰二号撇了一眼。 Mortar, becomes famous by the big gorilla arms of two Rampage, it is said this person infects cyber mental illness on own initiative, random murder on street, according to lead that we obtain, this person when has the reason, similarly will say that lets the words that the person does not understand what is heard, for examplecatching an illness on-hook is good, but can also automatic upgrade, I also probably make up the work in any case, getting online the time are not many. ’ ‘迫击炮,以两条狂暴的大猩猩手臂成名,据说这个人是主动感染赛博精神病的,会在街道上随机杀人,根据我们得到的线报,这个人在有理智的时候,同样会说一些让人听不明白的话,比如‘染病挂机多好,还能自动升级,反正我还要补作业,上线时间又不多’。’ So far, the tragic death in the ordinary person of this subordinate, more than 300, the person delivers the nickname, the noisy person.’ ‘到目前为止,惨死在这一位手下的普通人,大约有300多个,人送外号,净街虎。’ Absolutely is player, is student player. 绝对是玩家,还是个学生玩家 Third, hacker, the wicked jade family one by one network expert only, has broken through more than ten enterprise network, stole does not know that many restricted data, but he most liked, was the Remote Hacking human brain, the random point exploded the human brain.’ ‘第三位,黑客,恶玉家族的唯一一网络高手,攻破过十几次企业网络,窃取了不知多少内部资料,而他最喜欢的,便是远程骇入人脑,随机点爆人脑。’ Fire that fourth, Ignitor, biological mutation, the walk scene of the fire accident, causes at present, gundam 153.’ ‘第四位,引火者,一个生物变异者,行走的火灾现场,目前引发的火灾,高达153起。’ Fifth, Liu Dehua, a mastery changed/easy appearance/allow traitor, according to the statistics, was betrayed various gang, enterprise and organization to have 36 by him, he is also in this family, posting a reward the amount is highest.’ ‘第五位,刘得华,一个精通易容的背叛者,根据统计,被他背叛各种帮派企业组织已经有36家,他也是这个家族中,悬赏金额最高的。’ Sixth, swallow......’ ‘第六位,燕子……’ Hey, be not gawking, how my idea do you look? My eight you two, I give you 20% deducting a percentage.” “喂喂,你别愣着啊,我的主意你看怎么样?我八你二,我给你20%的提成。” „It is not dry/does,” Black Ice 2 stretches out the palm, at least to half a point!” “不干,”黑冰二号伸出手掌,“至少对半分!” Grass, you might as well snatch!” “艹,你不如去抢!” Did not do me to walk.” “不干我走了。” Works unceasingly dry/does, comes, the wife, leading him to go to the secret room.” “干干干,来来来,老婆,带他去密室。” boss gave a boss mother meaningful glance, the boss mother did intentionally not to stand patiently. 老板给了老板娘一个眼色,老板娘故作不耐烦的站了起来。 You do business really troublesome, where look like me, lay down on the line.” “你做生意真麻烦,哪像我,躺下就行了。” How 55?’ The boss mother sent information in the past. ‘怎么五五分啊?’老板娘发了条信息过去。 First does twice business with him, then tramples him, we do.’ ‘先跟他做两次生意,再把他踹开,我们自己做。’ A hidden front door lifts, three people walked. 一个隐藏大门抬起,三人走了进去。 But the news happen to broadcast the last criminal. 而新闻正好播放到了最后一个犯罪分子。 debt collector, to force others to sign the huge debt, then collects debts in a variety of ways, including is not restricted to extort, rob, brainwashes, kills people and tortures.’ 收债者,以强迫别人签下巨额债务,然后以各种方式收债,包括不限于勒索、抢劫、洗脑、杀人、严刑拷打。’ ‚The latest news, tonight, ‚ wicked jade family to highest building of this city, twin-tower will demolish, already several large-scale crime organization, excuse me, said inadvertently, is the public security maintains organization, announced that will protect twin-tower, must defeat the conspiracy of this new crime organization. ’ ‘最新消息,今夜,‘恶玉家族’将会对本城的最高建筑,双子塔进行爆破,已经有数个大型犯罪组织,不好意思,说漏嘴了,是治安维持组织,宣布将对双子塔进行保护,务必挫败这个新犯罪组织的阴谋。’ Two honored guests, what view do you have?’ The host asked. ‘两位嘉宾,你们有什么看法?’主持人问。 We do not suspect this new organization battle efficiency, but, breaks through twin-tower to need massive heavy weapon, how this aspect wicked jade does family solve? As far as I know, what they always walk is the small fine sharp crime route, how the old punishment you saw, after all before you are put in prison, is local famous terrorist.’ ‘我们不怀疑这个新组织的战斗力,但是,攻破双子塔需要大量的重武器,这方面恶玉家族怎么解决?据我所知,他们一向走的是小精尖的犯罪路线,老刑你怎么看,毕竟你入狱之前,可是本地着名的恐怖分子。’ According to my view......’ ‘按照我的看法……’ Has a look, this is the goods of our family/home, what kind of?” “看看,这就是我们家的货,怎么样?” In the secret room, boss is pointing at this row of rocket launcher, shows off to say. 密室之中,老板指着这一排火箭炮,炫耀道。 Where such proper weapon do you come?” Black Ice 2 said startled, according to the Crime City style, the non- demon changes not to survive, is not possible to have such proper business. “这么正经武器你们哪里来的?”黑冰二号愕然道,按照犯罪之城的风格,不魔改不成活,是不可能有这么正经的生意的。 You, if could not say an origin, I did not do, the risk was too big.” “你要是说不出个来源,我可不做,风险太大。” Hehe, is I receives quietly, it is said is some bankrupt boss the thing that is used to pay off a debt in labor, my first step, bribed Cangguan, relax, procedure all legitimate compliant, relax, that collects debts died —— “嘿嘿,都是我悄悄收来的,据说是某个破产老板用来抵债的玩意,我抢先一步,买通了仓管,放心,手续一切合法合规,放心吧,那收债的都死了—— Bang ‘砰’ The Black Ice 2 pad step goes forward, two Desert Eagle falls from the sleeve cuff, is going against the opposite party forehead, is going against the mechanical body gap, opens fire crazily. 黑冰二号垫步上前,两口‘沙漠之鹰’从袖口滑落,一口顶着对方脑门,一口顶着机械体间隙,疯狂开火。 boss carried off by a wave flow directly. 老板直接被一波流带走。 You and your —— “你、你你—— The boss mother is stunned, hurries to travel, later was hit by a spear/gun on the calf, hit knocks down. 老板娘愕然,赶紧跑路,随后就被一枪打在小腿上,打的翻倒在地。 Wū wū, and do not kill me, I can give you —— “呜呜呜,别、别杀我,我能给你—— Black Ice 2 unemotional going forward, steps back of the opposite party, a spear/gun then spear/gun, hit to empty the magazine directly. 黑冰二号面无表情的上前,踩住对方背部,一枪接着一枪,直接打空了弹夹。 You came late,” the bloody water that Black Ice 2 wipes the face, raised the head, is saying to six player most wanted terrorists at present. “你们来晚了,”黑冰二号擦了擦脸上的血水,抬起头,对着眼前六个玩家通缉犯道。 Oh, entire small-scale arsenal, this we can come time finally in a big way!” “哇塞,整整一座小型军火库,这一次我们终于可以来把大的了!” Ahem.” “哼哼。” Black Ice 2 showed a smile of distortion, stayed in this city for a long time, how you knew my not metamorph|abnormal. 黑冰二号露出了一个扭曲的笑容,在这座城市呆久了,你怎么知道我就不变态了。
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