Black hair. Luster of the skin. On the tall and straight steamed bun, two red cherries jump. Somebody pounds the saliva, muttered: „After first is raised curls upwards, leg child long/grows, bubbling of beautiful!” Pulls out the spider web clear liquid to the corners of the mouth. The nasal cavity is hot, two liquids flow out, stretch out the tongue to lick on the lip, is a little salty. Lifts the hand to wipe, on back of the hand bright red dazzling. 青丝。玉体。挺拔的馒头上,两只红樱桃跳跳。某人砸砸口水,喃喃道:“前凸后翘,腿子长,美的冒泡！”一丝晶莹的液体至嘴角拉出蜘蛛丝。鼻腔热烘烘的,两道液体流出,伸出舌头在嘴唇上一舔,有点咸。抬手一抹,手背上鲜红刺眼。 „I depend! Flowed the nosebleed!” Yue Qianchou called out strangely. „Who......” puddle hears one to call out in alarm. Just extended Qu Ping'er that the foot must launch, heard some people to speak, frightened panic-stricken, hurried to hold the clothes to hide behind the stele. “我靠！流鼻血了！”跃千愁怪叫道。“谁……”水潭边传来一声惊叫。刚伸脚要下水的曲萍儿,听到有人说话,吓得惊慌失措,慌忙抱起衣服躲在了石碑后面。 „Was smelly big, was discovered. My day, at this time class/flow anything nosebleed. Quickly runs!” Yue Qianchou smiles bitterly at heart, without delay, turns head to make a pilgrimage to a famous mountain temple on runs. What a pity has not run far, a spoken parts shadow passed over gently and swiftly from the head, over the face crimson Qu Ping'er blocked in front. “糗大了,被人发现了。我日,这时候流什么鼻血。赶快跑吧！”跃千愁心里苦笑,二话不说,扭头就朝山上跑。可惜没跑多远,一道白影从头上掠过,满面绯红的曲萍儿拦在了前面。 „Qiāng!” The shining long sword came out of the sheath, on the neck of Yue Qianchou. Qu Ping'er two get angry, saw this person of point has not repaired is, is completely an average person, may actually wear the Green Light Sect clothes. Shouting to clear the way that her voice a little shivers: „Who are you?” “呛！”明晃晃的长剑出鞘,架在了跃千愁的脖子上。曲萍儿两眼冒火,一眼就看出了此人没有一点修为,完全是个普通人,可却穿着青光宗的衣服。她声音有点颤抖的喝道:“你是什么人？” „Do not misunderstand, do not misunderstand. Green Light Sect nine generations of disciple Yue Qianchou. Is the person on one's own side, the person on one's own side.” This little girl in the flame, Yue Qianchou is really fearing that she is spur-of-the-moment, hurries to explain. “别误会,别误会。青光宗九代弟子跃千愁。是自己人,自己人。”这妞正在火头上,跃千愁真怕她一时冲动,赶紧解释。 Shames the angry Qu Ping'er to stare slightly, waste material Yue Qianchou in the Green Light Sect given name, that is known to everybody, she has naturally also listened. Cannot think that is this person. Mortal impossible on azure light mountain, looked that he does not have a point to cultivate is, the thinking then knows what slightly he said is real. 羞怒的曲萍儿微微一愣,废材跃千愁在青光宗的大名,那可是无人不知的,她自然也听过。想不到就是这人。凡人也不可能上的了青光山,看他没有一点修为,稍加思索便知道他说的是真的。 Looks inexpensive appearance that at present the man greets with a smile, the nosebleed of especially that whole face. Qu Ping'er really wishes one could a sword to puncture an insight him, dares to peep oneself to take a bath unexpectedly, simply shameless lower reaches. But this person discussed the seniority in relationships is own Martial Uncle/aunt, hated, although hated, actually does not dare to start. The waste material is the waste material, the seniority in relationships suspends here, said that scolded, so long as others did not mind that are not related. But dares to start to Martial Uncle/aunt, the Green Light Sect sect rule is not a vegetarian, is not her Qu Ping'er can withstand. 看着眼前男人陪笑的贱模样,特别是那满脸的鼻血。曲萍儿真恨不得一剑将他刺个通透,竟然敢偷看自己洗澡,简直无耻下流。可这人论辈份偏偏是自己的师叔,恨虽恨,却不敢下手了。废材是废材,辈份摆这里,说说骂骂,人家只要不介意那没关系。但敢向师叔下手,青光宗的门规可不是吃素的,也不是她曲萍儿能承受的。 Thinks oneself naked was looked by this hooligan, has no alternative, the Qu Ping'er air/Qi results in the whole body to tremble. Naturally, if she complained to sect gate, Yue Qianchou could not eat to capture certainly. But she will do this, the Confucianism stern time, this matter announced, not different destroyed purely, only feared that the one's beloved will not look at her one eyes. Qu Ping'er clenches jaws saying: „What did you see?” 想到自己赤裸裸的被这流氓看了个遍,却又无可奈何,曲萍儿气得浑身发抖。当然了,她如果向宗门告状,跃千愁保管吃不了兜着走。可她会这样做么,礼教森严的时代,这事公布出去,无异毁了清白,只怕心上人再也不会看她一眼。曲萍儿咬牙切齿道:“你看到什么了？” „Do not impulse, the impulsion is a devil!” Sword on the neck, fierce that this little girl hand shook, Yue Qianchou really feared her, first comforted, then returned said: „I have not really seen you to take off the clothes......!” Oneself can not pull out the two cheeks ruthlessly, the pig! Without seeing, how you know that others took off the clothes, this did not look for the stimulation. Really...... “你千万别冲动,冲动是魔鬼啊！”剑架在脖子上,这妞手抖的厉害,跃千愁是真怕了她,先安慰一顿,再回道:“我真的没看见你脱衣服……呃！”自己狠不得抽自己两嘴巴子,猪啊！既然没看到,你怎么知道人家脱衣服了,这不是找刺激么。果然…… „What did you say?” Qu Ping'er nearly hysteric roar. The neck hurts, Yue Qianchou felt that the sword blade has cut into the skin, hurried say/way: „My anything has not seen, anything has not seen!” “你说什么？”曲萍儿近乎歇斯底里的吼出。脖子一疼,跃千愁感觉剑刃已经切入了皮肤,急忙道:“我什么都没看见,什么都没看见！” Peaceful, two people are maintaining this stance, motionless station there. Made a mistake, Yue Qianchou does not dare to move, pitiful looks at Qu Ping'er, like only treats the lamb that butchers, imploring under the butcher blade to be forgiving. 安静,两人就保持着这个姿态,一动不动的站那里。错了,跃千愁是不敢动,可怜巴巴的看着曲萍儿,像只待宰的羔羊,祈求屠夫刀下留情。 Long time, Qu Ping'er is cold the face, the character jumps from the powder lip: „Despicable and shameless, lower reaches, waste, degenerate, hooligan and domestic animal!” The words finish, tramples in the Yue Qianchou chest. „I depend!” A latter pitiful yell, rolls wholely to the mountain. 良久,曲萍儿寒着脸,字一个一个的从粉唇里蹦出:“卑鄙、无耻、下流、人渣、败类、流氓、畜生！”话毕,一脚踹在跃千愁胸口。“我靠！”后者一声惨叫,囫囵向山下滚去。 „Under peony dies, makes trouble also wind liu. Which bastard said? Mother! You have to plant really try.” Lies down Yue Qianchou sore mumbling in one pile of thorn clumps. Used the half-day effort horrible to look at crawls. Looks up, the tigress has walked. The body hurts everywhere, puncture by him draws out, round trip swayingly walks. “牡丹花下死,做鬼也风liu。哪个王八蛋的说的？妈的！你有种真的试试。”躺在一堆荆棘丛里的跃千愁疼的哼哼唧唧。费了半天劲才惨不忍睹的爬起。抬头看去,母老虎已经走了。身上到处都疼,一根根刺被他拔出,晃晃悠悠的往回走。 „Who does?” The Hao Sansi sinking sound asked that complexion pale scary. Usually everyone looks down upon the apprentice, oneself also know, was satirized two also normally, who called the apprentice truly too that. But dares to begin to own apprentice, hehe! Is it possible when really this Green Light Sect elder is inadequate that the mud pinches! “谁干的？”郝三思沉声问道,脸色铁青的吓人。平时大家都看不起自己徒弟,自己也知道,被讽刺两句也正常,谁叫徒弟确实太那个了。但敢对自己徒弟动手,嘿嘿！莫非真当自己这个青光宗长老是泥捏的不成！ „Was I not careful rolls from the mountain, did not close others' matter.” Yue Qianchou sore grimacing said. “是我不小心从山上滚下去了,不关别人的事。”跃千愁疼的呲牙咧嘴道。 „Hehe! The footprint of chest, the sword cut on neck, this can also fall?” Hao Sansi sneers, catches the hand of apprentice, drags to say outward: „Along with me goes to the azure brilliant palace, asks Senior Brother sect leader the theory to go.” “嘿嘿！胸口的脚印,脖子上的剑伤,这个也能摔出来？”郝三思冷笑,拽住徒弟的手,往外拖道:“随我去青光大殿,找掌门师兄理论去。” „Wait!” Yue Qianchou loudly shouts. Where he dares to arrive at the azure brilliant palace, that cannot catch up to descend the mountain. Thinks that the master is not the old-fashioned person, immediately smiled bitterly to say account. Actually he does not want to say! This is not the honorable matter. Did not say good! Looked that old fogy that complexion is black can bite to death the person. Naturally a little particularly stressed that he does not see the beautiful woman to take off the clothes intentionally. “等等！”跃千愁大喝一声。他哪敢到青光大殿去,那还不得给赶下山。想想师傅也不是古板的人,随即苦笑着把事情的经过说了出来。其实他也不想说啊！这又不是什么光荣的事情。不说不行啊！看老家伙那脸色黑得能咬死人。当然有一点是特别强调的,他并不是故意看到美女脱衣服的。 „......” Caught Hao Sansi of apprentice hand, the delay, on the face the muscle twitched, did not immediately have the anger, quite a while suppressed one: „Gets what one deserves!” “呃……”拽住徒弟手的郝三思,呆滞了,脸上肌肉抽搐,顿时没了火气,半天憋出一句:“活该！” „Master! First no matter gets what one deserves, first helps the thorn that I pull out to conduct the back!” “师傅！先不管活不活该,先帮我拔背上的刺吧！” ...... …… After a night, Yue Qianchou discovered impressively oneself tattered and torn was unexpectedly healthy, a good even/including scar does not have, black and blue pig restores such as beginning. Cannot help but acclaimed Green Light Sect is really the world paradise, not only the spiritual energy was abundant, healed from a wound continually is so amazingly quick, did not run in vain far away. Refreshing transferred several in the courtyard, moves the physique. The master looked that own look is a little probably strange! 一夜过后,跃千愁赫然发现自己千疮百孔的身体居然好了,好的连一点疤也没有,鼻青脸肿的猪头恢复如初。不由得赞叹青光宗真是人间福地,不但灵气充沛,连养伤都这么神速,也不枉自己大老远跑来。神清气爽的在院子里转了几圈,活动活动筋骨。只是师傅看自己的眼神好像有点怪怪的！ The slang reached an agreement the scabs to forget hurting, said was Yue Qianchou this kind of person. For these days always thought that the scenery of restricted area puddle was good, is all right to shake on the past, consoling oneself was looks at the arctic fox, at heart what thought was what ghost knows. 俗话说好了伤疤忘了疼,说的就是跃千愁这类人。这几天总觉得禁地水潭的景色不错,没事就过去晃晃,自我安慰是去看白狐,心里想的是什么鬼知道。 The setting sun is infinite, is only near dusk. Looks at the setting sun in the western sky disappointedly, Yue Qianchou goes home from the back side of the mountain. The vision and words that satirized all the way were unceasing, he has the preparation. Applies mechanically the previous generation a few words ‚, so long as comes out to mix, where has is not stabbed’, was changed by him ‚, so long as comes out, where does not have satire’, has been used. 夕阳无限好,只是近黄昏。看着夕阳西下,跃千愁失望的从后山打道回府。一路上讽刺的眼光和话语不断,他早就有了心理准备。套用前世一句话‘只要出来混,哪有不挨刀’,被他改成了‘只要出来走,哪里没讽刺’,早就习惯了。 The indifferent round trip walks, brushed past with a pair of girl student, hears their a few words, Yue Qianchou is almost startled falls the chin. No, exactly said, should be a song. 无所谓的往回走去,和一对女弟子擦肩而过,听到她们的一句话,跃千愁惊得差点把下巴掉下来。不,确切的说,应该是首歌。 If he has not misunderstood, a moment ago what two people mouths sang: „I am fox that waits for the millenniums, the millenniums wait for the millenniums to be lonely.” Probably the argument is even same. It is not my ear has the issue! Is this possible? Yue Qianchou pulled out the ear, certain auditory hallucination. 如果他没听错的话,两人嘴里刚才唱的是:“我是一只等待千年的狐,千年等待千年孤独。”好像连调调都一样。不是我耳朵有问题吧！这怎么可能？跃千愁掏了掏耳朵,一定幻听了。 „When I love you when you are persevering in study penniless, leaves you the gold list nomination wedding festivities.” Some people are also singing . Moreover the sound roars very greatly, especially ‚wedding festivities’ four characters, one hear is two men is singing in a chorus. Although runs is quite fierce, but Yue Qianchou that moves determined is teaches the song of arctic fox. Turns around to look, two familiar face front surfaces walk. “我爱你时你正一贫如洗寒窗苦读,离开你时你正金榜提名洞房花烛。”身后又有人在唱,而且声音吼得很大,特别是‘洞房花烛’四个字,一听就是两个男人在合唱。虽然跑调的比较厉害,但跃千愁确定了是自己教给白狐的歌。转身看去,两张熟悉的面孔迎面走来。 A person said with a smile: „Yo! Martial Uncle/aunt ancestor in! Hasn't the song that we sang listened? This is the song of our Qu Ping'er Martial Uncle/aunt creation, is very popular in Green Light Sect.” 一人笑道:“哟！师叔祖在呢！我们唱的歌没听过吧？这可是我们曲萍儿师叔创作的歌曲哦,在青光宗很流行的。” Another person said with a smile: „You spoke irresponsibly, a Martial Uncle/aunt ancestor friend did not have here, to where hear.” Departure that two people laugh , to continue to sing that running accent to run the fierce song. 另一人笑道:“就你乱说,师叔祖在这里一个朋友都没有,到哪里听去。”两人哈哈大笑的离开,继续唱着那跑调跑得厉害的歌曲。 „Song of Qu Ping'er Martial Uncle/aunt creation! Who is Qu Ping'er? Mother! Is the father brings obviously, dares to infringe upon the right, I depend!” Yue Qianchou criticizes two, the helpless shaking the head forced smile, he estimated that was who entered the rock cave, listening to the song of arctic fox rear-drive to come out. “曲萍儿师叔创作的歌曲！曲萍儿是谁？妈的！明明是老子带来的,竟敢侵权,我靠！”跃千愁暗骂两句,无奈的摇头苦笑,他估计是谁进了石窟,听了白狐的歌后传出来的。 Can hear many people to sing the same song all the way. Yue Qianchou was a little numb, returns to the courtyard, sees the master to do to bake personally, a little excuse me. These days ignore a proper occupation, for a long time has not been filial piety the master, unexpectedly always the quite compels lazy master to begin personally. Arrives around the master, takes up the wine pot on table, ridicules saying: „Master, you rest, I come!” 一路上能听到不少人都在唱同一首歌。跃千愁有点麻木了,回到院子,见师傅正在亲自做烧烤,有点不好意思。这段时间自己不务正业,好久没孝敬过师傅了,居然逼得一向比较懒的师傅亲自动手。走到师傅跟前,拿起桌上的酒壶,讪笑道:“师傅,您老人家休息,我来吧！” „I am one practicing millenniums fox, nod that the millennium practicing millenniums lonely......” Hao Sansi mumbled, did to the apprentice independently. The drinking Yue Qianchou surprise, the master is a little singing probably, what when he heard clearly singing is anything, „wú...... pū!” The liquor of mouth has not held, immediately is spurting to the master face on. “我是一只修行千年的狐,千年修行千年孤独……”郝三思哼哼唧唧的点点头,放手给徒弟做。正在喝酒的跃千愁有点诧异,师傅好像在唱歌,待他听清了唱的是什么,“唔……噗！”嘴里的酒没憋住,顿时对着师傅脸上一口喷去。 Old few four relative, dumb as a wooden chicken! 一老一少四眼相对,呆若木鸡！