After equipment tidies up, I feel because of resting the posture cause the brain blood congestion dizzy whistling the head, from the building, happen to met that fatty boss, has not opened the mouth, has transmitted bear howl from side, has a scare me. 将装备收拾好后,我摸着因为睡姿而导致脑充血的晕呼呼脑袋,从楼上走了下来,正好遇上那胖子老板,还未开口,从旁边已经传来了一声熊吼,将我吓了一跳。 „Europe, Wu, your boy awoke finally, wishing the great Barbarian protector to bless, you rested looked like a pig simply.” “欧,吴,你这小子终于醒了吗,愿伟大的野蛮人守护者保佑,你睡的简直像一只猪。” heavens, just sobered, received high decibel Charge, I turn the head to look angrily, can have the name of human form tuba, besides Doug also anyone, his side is doing, wraps Gopher greatly stuffily, I thought that the personality of these two carries too far, does one -man show, eight bamboo poles could not say a few words ; Wordy, does not say fully, the whole person the weight/quantity that should say can the withered cineration next day, if this two people can slightly supplementary that should good, such is most normal Barbarian. 日了,才刚刚清醒,就受到了高分贝的袭击,我转头怒视,能有人形大喇叭之称的,除了道格还有谁,他旁边做着的,正是大闷包格夫,我觉得这两人的性格都走了极端,一个闷骚,八竿子说不出一句话;一个罗嗦,不把该说的分量说足,第二天整个人都会枯萎灰化,若是这两个人能稍微互补一下的话那该有多好,那样才是最正常的野蛮人啊。 The fatty boss welcomed to me, with a laugh bows toward me: „This Sir Druid, since you fell asleep the day before yesterday, these Sirs wait for you frequently here.” 胖子老板向我迎来,笑呵呵的朝我鞠了一躬:“这位德鲁依大人,自从您前天睡着以后,这几位大人就经常在这里等你。” Right? Doug this old boy, but also is really really kind, ok, I did not curse your descendant. 是吗？道格这老小子,还真够意思,算了,我就不诅咒你的后代了。 However, the day before yesterday!?? 不过,前天！？？ Have I rested more than for day? 难道说我已经睡了一天多了？ At this time, the Doug big voice passed on. 这时,道格的大嗓门又传了过来。 „haha......, Wu do you know?, You rest unexpectedly on the floor of entrance place, I throw chuang you!, What kind of, I am really kind!” “哈哈……,吴你知道吗？,你竟然睡在门口处的地板上,还是我把你扔上chuang的呢！,怎么样,我够意思吧！” „Throws......?” In my tone question brings a strangeness. “扔……？”我的语气疑问中带着点诡异。 „Right, is this......” Doug as if for fear that I do not understand general, made the arm to raise one thing from the ground, posture that then brandished gently. “对,就是这样……”道格仿佛生怕我不了解一般,做出了胳膊从地上提起一样东西,然后轻轻一抡的姿势。 heavens, in my dream, falls from the cliff no wonder downward, originally the chief criminal is you, Doug, you may really be the sin are grave, has a dream does not let off me!! 日了,怪不得我的梦里,有一段是从悬崖上面往下掉呢,原来罪魁祸首是你啊,道格,你可真是罪孽深重啊,连做梦都不放过我！！ I look at exciting Doug with clenched jaws, if not for considering his compared with the cow also thick arm thigh, I really wants to play the honorable person wrestle competition with him. 我咬牙切齿的看着兴奋不已的道格,若不是考虑到他那比牛还粗的胳膊大腿,我真想和他玩玩真人格斗大赛。 „gu......” “咕……” My belly not suitable start made, rested more than for day, is individual hungry caw caw will also call. 我的肚子不适宜的开始闹了起来,睡了一天多了,是个人也会饿的呱呱叫。 „Boss, gives me to come 2, no, 3 meat soup.” “老板,给我来二份,不,三份肉汤。” I was saying to the boss: „money record on that Barbarian.” 我对着老板说道:“钱记在那位野蛮人身上。” I referred to Doug secretly. 我偷偷的指了指道格。 The boss has that forever the invariable smile, nods. 老板带着那张永远不变的笑脸,点了点头。 HOHO! Respected Uncle Doug, do not blame me...... HOHO！敬爱的道格大叔,别怪我…… „dear Wu, looks at your appearance, seemed like experienced time very assiduous experience.” “亲爱的吴,看你的样子,似乎是经历了一次非常刻苦的历练啊。” My negligent one sits on Doug their open table, big mouth Doug cannot idle, immediately closely examines. 我大咧咧的一把坐在道格他们那张桌子上,大嘴巴道格一刻也闲不住,立刻的追问了起来。 „That natural, who does not have a look at me is, what Fallen, Zombie, Gargantuan Beast, is not a piece of cake, even Corpsefire, we are still brandish club to knock.” “那当然,不看看我是谁,什么沉沦魔,腐尸,巨大野兽,还不是小菜一碟,就算尸体发火,咱也是抡起木棒就敲。” I all self-satisfied saying. 我无不得意的说道。 Doug at present one bright, boasted, boasts, my Doug most liked boasting. 道格眼前一亮,吹牛,吹牛好啊,俺道格最喜欢吹牛了。 I saw the thief who the Doug look suddenly changes very shines brightly, the heart say/way knows that is not wonderful, seems like, my words played „quotation” role. 我看到道格的眼神突然变的贼亮贼亮的,心道知道不妙了,貌似,我的话起了“引文”作用啊。 „haha, good, good, had my past elegant demeanor, but do not think this can be proud, I did not fear to tell you, adventure that I once experienced, may compared with your danger tens of thousands times, anything, exaggerating, how you can say like this, entire Rogue Encampment knows, Doug I most honest, was never scary, you listened to me to say carefully, one time......” “哈哈,不错,不错,有我当年的风采,不过可别以为这样就可以骄傲了,我不怕告诉你,我曾经历的冒险,可比你危险几万倍,什么,夸张,你怎么能这样说呢,整个罗格营地都知道,道格我这个人最老实,从来不唬人,你仔细听我说,记得有一次……” Really, I just said, Doug has started to say incessantly, front fortunately, at least can also pass through five passes/tests to cut six, with dramatically, mutually attracts finally clearheadedly, smiles to vanish the love and hate that the blacksmith hits, henceforth is the friend, behind was serious, when does not know, Andariel has recognized him to make Boss, auspicious worked as his mount, Mephisto is the maidservant who washing the feet accompanies to rest, even did Baal become his groom, Diablo? Snort, it still cleans the restroom in Doug. Other small roles not to mention, if not for cares about the Angel prestige, I feared that was even Angel leader Riel keeps integrity in later years extremely. 果然,我刚刚说完,道格就已经开始滔滔不绝的说起来了,前面还好,至少还能闯五关斩六将,和铁匠打的有声有色,最后互相之间惺惺相吸,一笑泯恩仇,从此是朋友,后面就不得了了,不知道什么时候,安达利尔已经认了他做老大,都瑞儿当了他的坐骑,墨菲斯托是洗脚陪睡的丫鬟,连巴尔都成了他的御用马夫,迪亚波罗？哼,它还在道格家洗厕所呢。其他小角色就更不用说了,若不是顾及到天使的威望,我怕是连天使头头泰瑞尔都晚节不保了。 My actor's pay was snatched by you, what also mixes? Some facial skin is not inferior in the Doug will of the people wants to say secretly. 得,我的戏份都被你抢去了,还混啥？某个脸皮丝毫不逊色于道格的人心里暗暗想道。 In the Doug sputtering, meat soup that I select came up, enough three big shares , enough makes a 100 kilograms guy eat to the full, these three weight/quantity, it can be imagined. 正在道格口沫横飞之时,我点的肉汤上来了,足足三大份,要知道,一份就足够让一个100公斤的大汉吃饱啊,这三份的分量,可想而知。 „Doug, what kind of, is interested in comparing?” I used the porcelain thick soup to knock to think of the meat soup plateau gently, with thinks graceful look, provocation looks at Doug, obviously to him when I slept „the action of good intention” still took to heart. “道格,怎么样,有兴趣比一比吗？”我用瓷羹轻轻敲了敲装着肉汤的大盘子,用自以为优雅的眼神,挑衅的看着道格,显然对他在我睡觉时的“好心的举动”依然耿耿于怀。 Doug looked at three meat soup on table, looked at me again, rare puts the small volume saying: „Really can compare? Non- ratio?” 道格看了看桌子上的三份肉汤,再看了看我,难得的放小音量说道:“真的要比？不比行吗？” My firm shaking the head, ahem, Doug, you have the afraid time? Feared, now, I make you have a look, hungry 2 days of Druid, the place of his true terrifying, but do not cast what shadow to be good in you, such I will feel sorry, HOHO...... 我坚定的摇了摇头,哼哼,道格,你也有心虚的时候吗？怕了吧,现在,我就让你看看,一个饿了二天的的德鲁依,他的真正恐怖之处,可千万别在你心里留下什么阴影才好,那样我会过意不去的,哦HOHO…… However the Doug following words make my leg one soft, almost no plants to the table on 但是道格接下来的话让我腿一软,几乎没一头栽到桌子上 „Good, really you have the sincerity, I also rejected embarrassed, compares, although just ate 7 barbecues, is very full, but if only little, I can eat probably, but, unexpectedly compare, that a little good luck, who lost who pays a bill, un, manages.” “好吧,竟然你那么有诚意,我也不好意思拒绝了,就比一比吧,虽然刚刚才吃了七份烤肉,已经很饱了,但是如果只是一点点的话,我大概还是能吃下去的,不过,竟然要比的话,那得有点彩头,谁输了谁付帐吧,恩,就这么办。” Saying, is not needing I to respond, Doug has turned the head immediately, exclaimed toward that fatty boss: „Boss, gives me to come 5 meat soup again.” 说着,不待我反应过来,道格立刻转过头,朝那胖子老板吼道:“老板,再给我来五份肉汤。” At this moment, my whole person already cineration...... 此刻,我整个人已然灰化…… I acknowledged, my brain had been kicked by the donkey, with Barbarian compared with the tolerance, wants to be the same than with the elephant like an ant unexpectedly, how laughable, the free lunch has succeeded in obtaining obviously, but can also give Doug one to remain silent to owe while convenient, actually because of me for a while spirit, not only the free lunch did not have, but must his. ” 我承认,我的脑子是被驴踢过了,竟然和一个野蛮人比肚量,就如同一只蚂蚁想和大象比一样,多么的可笑,明明免费的午餐已经到手了,还可以顺便给道格一记闷声亏,却因为我一时意气,不但免费午餐没了,还要多出他那一份。” I look at Doug with the small toothpick, well satisfied is picking out his two rows of white tooth, heavens, on that each grain of meat dregs is my money, I get angry clenched teeth —— just with boss's dialogue, heard to him absolutely, complying that therefore pushed the boat along compared with me, instead suspended me together, saying over and over again, was I am too naive. 我看着道格用根小牙签,心满意足的剔着他那两排白森森的牙齿,日了,那上面的每一粒肉渣都是我的钱啊,我怒的直咬牙——刚刚和老板的对话,绝对是给他听见了,所以才顺水推舟的答应跟我比,反摆我一道,说来说去,还是我太天真了。 I understand finally what is stiff is old spicy, even if overly cautious and prudent Barbarian, were exactly long, must become a ghost, I never think that let alone Doug is very honest, hit mother 's womb birth from him at that moment starting from. 我总算明白什么叫僵是老的辣,即使是一个老实巴交的野蛮人,活久了,也得成精,更何况我从来不认为道格很老实,从他打娘胎出生那一刻开始。 Gopher in the one side, the face belt/bring stiff happy expression, visits us to make from beginning to end, does not make noise, smiles, smiles, looked that I was not known the reminder by Doug Yin, you could also be half accomplice. 格夫由始至终都是在一旁,脸带僵硬的笑意,看着我们闹,也不出声,笑吧,笑吧,看我被道格阴也不知道提醒,你也算得上是半个帮凶了。 Depressed pulls out more than 10 gold coin, my close to the face was asking: „Can discount?” 沮丧的掏出十个多金币,我巴着脸问:“能不能打个折？” waiter: „......” 侍者:“……” Right, Doug picks the teeth, while remembers anything to resemble: „Just I heard the person to scold you am stupid ass, did your boy become enemies with others quickly? What kind of, needs the helper not? So long as you manage my three meals a day was enough.” 对了,道格一边剔牙,一边想起什么似的:“刚刚我听见人在骂你是蠢驴,你小子那么快就和别人结仇了吗？怎么样,需要帮手不？只要你管我三餐就行了。” day, really must like this, I not be given to get rid of by the enemy, was first eaten to be poor by you. I expressed serious BS regarding the Doug shameless act. 日,真要这样,我还没被仇家给干掉,就得先被你吃穷死了。对于道格无耻的行径我表示严重的BS。 However, how should say that is good, according to the truth said? That is scolding itself , has big mouth Doug, cannot guarantee quite a while, my stupid ass nickname then can resound through entire Rogue Encampment, the crest of wave does not have two for a while. 不过,该怎么说才好呢,照实话说？那是自己在骂自己,得,有大嘴巴道格在,保证不过半天,我蠢驴的外号便能响彻整个罗格营地,风头一时无二。 „Without means that person long graceful, is kept thinking easily.” Shaking of my extreme narcissism sends, depressed saying. “没办法,人长的帅,就是容易被人惦记。”我极度自恋的甩了甩头发,郁闷的说道。 „Che.” Doug expressed regarding my disgusting movement disdains extremely, immediately the tooth looks away to express BS, toothpick that unexpectedly in the hand picked the teeth actually therefore did not insert in the gum carefully, sore he swayed back and forth, retribution retribution. “切。”道格对于我的恶心动作表示极度不屑,立刻咧牙翻眼表示BS,不料手中剔牙的木签却因此不小心插入牙肉里面,疼的他直打滚,报应啊报应。 „Doug, after I walk, hadn't you left Rogue Encampment?” “道格,我走后,你们一直没有离开过罗格营地吗？” I do not have the image very partly lies down on the chair, is supporting the full belly, thought that cannot continue to start the thorough discussion on the aspect of donkey, therefore came to the universe to transfer + substituting one thing for another greatly, what? What meaning doesn't understand? What meaning shifts the topic to know not? Stupid! Oneself shoot small JJ 100. 我十分没形象的半躺在椅子上,挺着饱胀的肚子,觉得不能继续就驴的方面展开深入的讨论,于是来了个乾坤大挪移+移花接木,什么？不懂什么意思？转移话题知道什么意思不？笨！自己弹小JJ一百下。 „Yes.” Doug hits a belch, long-drawn-out saying. “是啊。”道格打个饱嗝,悠哉的说道。 „, BS you, as great Class Transferor, lives the degeneration life that is leading a befuddled life as if drunk or dreaming like this unexpectedly.” “切,BS你,身为一名伟大的转职者,竟然过着这样醉生梦死的堕落生活。” „Why Class Transferor cannot live such life, I thought that should cross like this is right, who knows that next time, did oneself have the opportunity to enjoy again, as far as possible must therefore play happy was good.” Nerve quite big strip Doug, saying of caring at all. “为什么转职者不能过着这样的生活,我觉得就应该这样过才对,谁知道下一次,自己还有没有机会再享受了,所以得尽量玩的痛快才行。”神经比较大条的道格,满不在乎的说道。 I stare, silent, this topic, was too seemingly serious, falls...... 我一愣,沉默了下来,这个话题,貌似太沉重了,咔嚓掉…… „For those you......” “到是你……” Doug squinted my eyes, disdained speaking of: „I really do not know how your these people think, must make covers conceals the decoration that a cloak does, did not do what misdemeanor, why must be so solid, like me who oneself obstruct!” 道格斜视了我一眼,不屑的说到:“我真不知道你们这些人是怎么想的,非要弄个披风搞的掩掩饰饰,又不是做了什么坏事,干嘛要将自己遮的那么实,像我！” He partly were very revealing, such as stone common chest muscles. 他挺了挺自己半露着的,如石块一般的胸肌。 „I think Wu you are quite special, has not thought that was also assimilated by these gloomy mage.” Doug assumes an air of self approbation, you made I very disappointed appearance. “我本来以为吴你比较特殊,没想到也被那些阴沉的法师同化了。”道格摇头晃脑,一副你令我很失望的样子。 I have not refuted ——, although I trust Doug they, but this cloak is the equipment fact, I decide to conceal. 我没有反驳——虽然我信任道格他们,但是这件披风是装备的事实,我还是决定隐瞒下来。