**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** The girls are standing on tiptoes the footsteps, circled me to transfer inexplicably several, high and low sized up, probably is looking at what rare animal. 小妮子踮着脚步,莫名绕我转了几圈,上下打量,好像在看什么稀罕的动物。 „Felt that Big Brother Wu...... today is somewhat different.” “感觉吴大哥……今天有些不一样。” „How different law?” At this moment, I will not be fooled by this broken illusion, how can the circle, have nothing to fear in any case in the past. “怎么个不一样法？”事到如今,我才不会被这破幻境唬住,反正无论怎么样都会圆过去的,已经没有什么好怕的了。 „This.” The words just became quiet, the hand of girl falls to my chest front is hanging the cell phone on, smiles pretty crisply. “这个。”话刚落音,小妮子的手落到我胸前挂着的手机上,娇俏脆笑。 „Were many a dog tag.” “多了一块狗牌。” Hey, excessive, although I also complained my. 喂喂,过分了啊,虽然我也是这么吐槽自己的。 „Yesterday became lost?” She asked. “昨天又迷路了？”她问道。 „Ms. Lina, I solemnly requests you to use a more appropriate view, should say, I sprouted up the fantasy yesterday evening, came a going ahead travel.” “琳娅女士,我郑重要求你使用更加恰当的说法,应该这么说,我昨晚上突发奇想,来了一场说走就走的旅行。” „Went?” “去了哪？” Under that pair of wise eye pupil gaze, I am unable to lie. 在那双充满智慧的眼眸注视下,我无法撒谎。 „Illegal internet bar.” “黑网吧。” „Hou, travel of Big Brother Wu, accidental/surprised simple.” “哦嚯,吴大哥的旅行,意外的简单呢。” „You misunderstood, my is upholds the justice, exposed one to operate without license the fishy place, made certain contribution to the physical and moral integrity of young people.” “你又误会了,我这是去主持公道,揭发一间无证经营的乌烟瘴气场所,为青少年的身心健康做出了一定的贡献。” „Really didn't bring Alice to elope?” “真不是带着爱丽丝私奔去了？” „It is not, Miss Lina, I have said was very clear, why will you have this idea? Why you will think that I can elope with Alice?” “不是,琳娅大小姐,我都已经说的很清楚了,为什么你会冒出这种想法？为什么你会觉得我会和爱丽丝私奔？” „The intuition of woman, naturally, may elope a day two days, after all Big Brother Wu cannot leave Valise.” “女人的直觉,当然,或许会私奔个一天两天吧,毕竟吴大哥还是离不开维拉丝。” „At this moment I do not know that your words insulted my many things.” “事到如今我都不知道你这番话侮辱了我多少东西。” I have a headache rubbed the temples, misunderstands me and sister-in-law elopes, unexpectedly is one day two days, I have been playing each family, not being able to leave Valise this view is odder, said seems like me is by the puppy that Valise ties up attentively firmly, won't my solemn south Heavenly Dynasty's first man, be able to leave only woman? 我头疼的揉了揉太阳穴,误会我和小姨子私奔也就罢了,竟然还是一天两天,我是在玩过家家么,离不开维拉丝这种说法就更离谱,说的好像我是一条被维拉丝用心牢牢拴住的小狗,我堂堂南天朝第一男子汉,会离不开区区一个女人？ ?!! 啊？！！ Woof woof, yes, good, I accept your insult. 汪汪,是的,好吧,我接受你的侮辱。 „Do not be noisy, should do the proper business.” “别闹,该干正事了。” „This not like the words that Big Brother Wu can speak, complaining that before was not enthusiastic?” The girls reveal the suspicion look, ahem, good that this issue asked that entered to my rhythm finally. “这可不像吴大哥会说的话,以前不是更来劲的吐槽么？”小妮子露出怀疑眼神,哼哼,这个问题问的好,终于进入到我的节奏了。 „At this moment I should also confess a matter to you, Lina.” “事到如今我也该向你坦白一件事了,琳娅。” „Un un.” “嗯嗯。” „Serious!” “严肃点！” „Compliant!” “遵命！” „This, actually I...... lost last night recall.” “这样的,其实我昨晚……失忆了。” „Un un.” “嗯嗯。” „It is not, do you give an expression?” “不是,你多给点表情呀？” „First the dog tag that sees Big Brother Wu, I knew.” “第一眼看到吴大哥的狗牌,我就知道了。” „Originally is this convention?!” I rubbed the temples, this thought and breaks the illusion to reconcile, but actually did not have, my also too even/including clear. “原来这是惯例么？！”我又揉起了太阳穴,本以为和破幻境和解了,但其实没有,我还太连清。 „Since you know also asked?” “既然你知道了还问？” „Because the explanation of each chapter of Big Brother Wu is different, isn't this very interesting?” “因为每回吴大哥的解释都不一样呀,这不是很有趣么？” „I think that loses recalled is not the minor matter, as the friend, you should care about my physical and moral integrity, listens respectfully to my worry to be anxious.” “我认为失忆不算小事,作为友人,你应该更关心一下我的身心健康,聆听一下我的烦恼不安。” „secure secure, the Big Brother Wu biggest merit is the optimist, certainly does not have the issue.” “安啦安啦,吴大哥最大的优点就是乐天派,一定没问题的。” „Bastard, good to want also to give to forget you.” “混蛋,好想把你也给忘了。” „This is not good, the account book is I have been managing, will forget my Big Brother Wu to go bankrupt.” “这样可不行哦,账本一直是我管着的,忘了我吴大哥会破产的。” „......” “……” Good it meow the real reply, why I have a dream must facing the present society brutal and beats mercilessly? 好它喵真实的回答,为什么我做个梦都要面对现实社会的残酷和毒打？ „So many years friends from childhood, do your really does not have any words want to comfort my one?” “那么多年的青梅竹马,你就真没有什么话想安慰我一下么？” Lina tilts the head thinks, gave me a critical suggestion. 琳娅歪头想了想,给了我一个中肯建议。 „...... Will lose next time recalled, remembers takes Alice.” “呃……下次失忆,记得带上爱丽丝。” „Therefore in any event do you want elope this matter pressing solid me and sister-in-law?” “所以说无论如何你都想把我和小姨子私奔这件事给摁死坐实了是吧？” „Big Brother Wu, the time, we should not make the proper business early.” “吴大哥,时间不早了,我们该做正事了呀。” Hiss ~~ ~ I hold breath a cold air/Qi, the good wise illusion, with my lance, broke my shield unexpectedly. 嘶~~~我倒吸一口冷气,好高明的幻觉,竟然用我的矛,破了我的盾。 Ok, originally wants to draw out some useful information Lina here, it seems like it is the hope is not big, perhaps my social relations setting, such simple simple plain? 算了,本来想在琳娅这里套出一些有用的信息,看来是希望不大了,或许我身边的社会关系设定,就是这么的简单朴素无华？ Except for the money and wife, does not have a thing in the world, had/left the sister-in-law simply miserably. 除了钱和老婆,一无所有,简直惨出了小姨子。 Naturally, is not has achieved nothing, at least knows matter —— left Lina, I will go bankrupt. 当然,也不算一无所获,至少知道了一件事——离了琳娅,我会破产。 „Good, does the proper business on the proper business, how arrange today?” “好吧,正事就正事,今天咋安排？” „Strolls everywhere.” “四处逛逛吧。” „Strolls?” “就逛逛？” „Un, strolls, usually is also this, after all the Big Brother Wu ability is ordinary, is the waving the arms about storekeeper to have one only very much.” “嗯,就逛逛,平时也是这样,毕竟吴大哥能力一般,唯独做甩手掌柜很有一手。” „I accept your praise.” Un, was I am correct. “我接受你的夸奖。”嗯,是本人无错了。 „But, in view of the fact that Big Brother Wu lost recalled, I say the matter that today must handle slightly detailed.” “不过,鉴于吴大哥失忆了,我还是把今天要做的事情说的稍微详实一点吧。” „Actually you can, when I have not lost recalled.” My face you disliked the troublesome expression unnecessarily, quick entered your role setting, worthily was I! “其实你可以当我没失忆。”我一脸你大可不必的嫌麻烦表情,很快就进入了自己的角色设定,不愧是我啊！ „I have prepared the excuse obviously, can ask Big Brother Wu to lose recalls?” Lina is smiling, the look has not smiled, is quite fearful, if this shakes the head, waits for my fearing is not the physics loses recalled. “明明我都已经准备好了说词,可以请吴大哥失忆一下吗？”琳娅在笑,眼神没有笑,好可怕,这要是摇头,等待我的怕不是物理失忆。 „You are optional.” “您随意。” „Good, my started to explain, first was paper mill each month drawing bonus.” “那好,我这就开始说明了,首先是造纸厂每个月的分红。” „Wait, I have an issue.” “等等,我有一个问题。” Lina takes out dark red half frame eyeglasses to put from the package, then puts out an exquisite woman pen, a palm account book, the limpid pupil of sky blue, on the frame by the eyeglasses looked at my one eyes. 琳娅从包里取出一副暗红色的半框眼镜戴上,然后再拿出一支小巧的女士笔,一本手掌账本,天蓝色的清澈眸子,透过眼镜上框瞄了我一眼。 „What's wrong, Big Brother Wu you to were continue, what issue had?” “怎么了,吴大哥你到是继续说呀,有什么问题？” „...... Good.” I ponder over secretly, after going back, makes -and-a-half frame eyeglasses to true Lina to wear. “哦……好的。”我心里暗暗琢磨,回去以后,弄一副半框眼镜给真正的琳娅戴吧。 Too beautifully too sexy my Lina sauce. 太美太性感了我的琳娅酱。 „Is this, this issue is, why why can the paper mill draw bonus to me? What person am I its?” “是这样的,这个问题是,凭什么为什么造纸厂要分红给我？我是它什么人？” „It seems like this time loses recalls quite thorough.” “看来这次失忆的相当彻底呢。” „Yes, very thoroughly, almost you also forgot the degree.” “是的,很彻底,差点就把你也忘了的程度。” „I am a little curious, if loses recalled that is more serious, Big Brother Wu will first forget me, first forgets Valise?” Lina asked one with the tone of cracking a joke. “我有点好奇,要是失忆再严重一些,吴大哥到底是会先忘掉我呢,还是先忘掉维拉丝呢？”琳娅用开玩笑的语气问了一句。 „......” “……” Okay neat in the morning, how does one come delivers the proposition? Did this really increase the world of strange essential factor? 好好的清爽早晨,怎么一来就是送命题？这果然是添加了灵异要素的世界吧？ „Did not have Valise, I will starve to death, did not have Lina, I will also starve to death.” “没了维拉丝,我会饿死,没了琳娅,我也会饿死。” „Big Brother Wu is always very quick-witted at crucial moments.” Lina smilingly visits me, the lens flash through wipe the strange reflection. “吴大哥总是在关键时刻特别机智。”琳娅笑眯眯的看着我,镜片闪过一抹奇异的反光。 „, Didn't have Alice?” “那么,没了爱丽丝呢？” „......” “……” „Good, I did not feel embarrassed Big Brother Wu.” “好了好了,我不为难吴大哥了。” It is not, wait/etc, your let alone has probably the conclusion, the Alice position and Valise and you are equally important, I have the possibility to have the appearance that the sister-in-law is eloping to feed anytime! 不是,等等,你别说的好像已经有了结论,爱丽丝的地位和维拉丝和你同等重要,一副我随时有可能带着小姨子私奔的样子啊喂！ Although in reality truly so, but according to the world setting of here this broken illusion, I can definitely observe law and discipline! 虽然在现实确实如此,但是按照这里这破幻境的世界设定,我肯定是会遵纪守法的呀！ Draws back 10,000 steps saying that that at least also first isn't the immigration?! 退一万步讲,那起码也得先移民不是？！ „The Big Brother Wu issue, the answer was the paper mill used the Big Brother Wu place.” “吴大哥刚才的问题,答案是造纸厂用了吴大哥的地。” „I also think that used my skill.” “我还以为是用了我的技术呢。” „Used Big Brother Wu technical that to be bad.” “用了吴大哥的技术那可就糟糕了。” „...... It is not bad.” “没……也没那么糟糕吧。” „Perhaps will produce many Alice.” “说不定会生产出许许多多的爱丽丝。” „......” “……” Is this girl...... so why deep to the complaint of small spirit? After going back, I must carefully observe interaction between Lina and small spirits. 这小妮子……对小幽灵的怨念为什么那么深？回去以后我得仔细观察一下琳娅和小幽灵之间的互动。 Wait, at this moment, I complained the eye pupil of Lina again unexpectedly am sky blue, did not conform to me to hit the Heavenly Dynasty race characteristics, is little too late? 等等,事到如今,我再吐槽琳娅的眼眸竟然是天蓝色的,不符合我打天朝人种特征,是不是已经有点晚了？ Should Lina not like reporting to the police? 琳娅该不会也喜欢报警吧？ „Big Brother Wu?” “吴大哥？” „Ehm.” “嗯啊。” „Big Brother Wu this month in the income of paper mill, is this number.” Lina the mini palm account book shines before me. “吴大哥这个月在造纸厂的收益,是这个数。”琳娅将迷你的掌心账本在我面前亮了亮。 „Very considerable.” “很可观呢。” „What pressed is the profit draws bonus, if will draw bonus fixedly will not have so many, paper mill boss from the beginning to profit will lack confidence, only to make a spending money, finally for these years the paper price rose unceasingly, now regrets, to prevent the opposite party will practice dirty tricks, the account of paper mill we must check every month one time.” “按的是盈利分红,如果是固定分红的话不会有这么多,造纸厂老板一开始对盈利的信心不足,本来只想赚个零花钱,结果这几年纸价不断上涨,现在后悔的很,为了防止对方搞小动作,造纸厂的账目我们每个月都要去核对一次。” „Very good, we now.” “很好,那我们现在就出发吧。” Has a look at Lina, she is also visiting me, with that pair under contrast of eyeglasses, seems reflecting the sky color eye pupil. 看看琳娅,她也在看着我,用那双在眼镜的衬托下,仿佛倒映着天空颜色的眼眸。 „Big Brother Wu, if this coming to understand ten years ago, I have perhaps married you.” “吴大哥要是在十年前就有这份觉悟,说不定我已经嫁给你了。” „Wait, what vigor you move suddenly, what cynical remark spoke?” “等等,你忽然感动个什么劲,说什么怪话？” „I mean, that side the paper mill number I have checked, although the opposite party lamented, but is very honest, has not counterfeited.” “我的意思是,造纸厂那边的数目我已经核对过了,对方虽然悔恨,但还挺老实,没有作假。” „That...... do I also want to go?” “那……我还要去吗？” „That must look at Big Brother Wu.” “那得看吴大哥自己咯。” „Before I went, doesn't go?” I thought that must look for the reference partner. “以前我是去,还是不去？”我觉得要找个参考对象。 „Big Brother Wu altogether went three times.” “吴大哥一共就去了三次。” „Which three times.” I have almost known oneself were what morality. “哪三次。”我已经差不多知道自己是什么德性了。 „The first time is to confirm the land, leading the opposite party to walk, pointed at the place of under foot saying that this mountain water you used casually, the second time was the foundation laying ceremony, the third time was the opening ceremony, while convenient a saying, body-fusion in main house gate bamboo slip, the tea has not made the opposite party drink one.” “第一次是确认用地,带着对方走了一圈,指着脚下的地说这山这水你随便用,第二次是奠基仪式,第三次是开业仪式,顺便一说,合体是在家门口签的,茶也没让对方喝一口。” Can this saying not fall while convenient while convenient? 这个顺便一说可以不顺便掉么？ My silent several seconds, asked a quite essential question: „Far.” 我沉默数秒,问了一个相当关键的问题:“有多远。” „After all is the pollution of the environment, is a little far from the urban district, from our, probably is three hours of driving distance.” “毕竟是会污染环境,离市区有点远,从我们这出发,大概是三个小时的车程。” „Good.” As soon as I pat the palm, had the decision. “那好啊。”我一拍手心,有了决定。 „We do not go, saved three hours of life, how could it not be wonderful?” “我们不去了,节约了人生的三个小时,岂不妙哉？” „First words, that may save enough six hours, Big Brother Wu gained in a big way.” Lina uses very false tone to cheer in the one side, claps. “一来一回的话,那可就是节约了足足六个小时,吴大哥赚大了。”琳娅在一旁用很假的语气欢呼,拍手拍手。 „Base does not hold six, the base does not hold six.” Under me the pressure, making Lina extremely not disclose, is somewhat shy. “基操勿六,基操勿六。”我下压着手,让琳娅别太过声张,有些羞涩。 „Then allows us to enter the next work.” “那么让我们进入下一项工作吧。” „Good, is the instant noodles factory.” “好的,接下来是方便面厂。” „Far?” I slightly cross the account book simply, slightly crosses the discussion, directly soared the subject. “远么？”我干脆略过账本,略过讨论,直奔主题了。 What did this call? This called the experience to send the movie king, any rare and beautiful flowers person supposed, I can enter the play fast. 这叫什么？这就叫体验派影帝,无论是什么样的奇葩人设,我都能飞快入戏的。 „It is not far, a half hour of distance.” “不远,半个小时的路程。” „But Lina, life, how many a half hours can also?” I reveal profoundly , and expression of vicissitudes, in the hand also has a Saint Longinus spear/gun. “但是琳娅,人生,又能有多少个半小时呢？”我露出深邃且沧桑的表情,手中还有一把朗基努斯枪。 „Moreover this comes, was equal to the two hour!” “而且这一来一回,就等于是两个小时了啊！” Lina: „......” 琳娅:“……” „Therefore......” “所以说……” „Instant noodles factory, but Big Brother Wu and Valise organized together.” “方便面厂可是吴大哥和维拉丝一起创办的。” „Oh, what do we also wait for here? My dear beautiful Ms. Lina, lets us now, immediately, immediately together.” “噢,那我们还在这里等什么？我亲爱的美丽的琳娅女士,让我们现在,立刻,马上一起出发吧。” ... 。。。