**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** If I am an average person, had been kowtowed car(riage) one set to carry off a moment ago, even in the dream, does not want to be killed by this thing completely. 如果我是普通人,想必刚才已经被泥头车一套带走了,就算是在梦里,也完全不想被这玩意撞死。 Under the contrast, suddenly discovered that killing Matter of Mazda is a little lovable, at least others know the brake, kowtows the car(riage) only to know that hits the person. 对比之下,突然发现马自达的杀马特还有点可爱,至少人家知道刹车,泥头车只知道撞人。 Is this I stands in the road middle mistake? 这是我站在路中间的错么？ Is the night kowtowing car(riage) is too wild, the headlight high beam opens, the sign picks, the full load construction waste, is transferring the steering wheel of refusing to acknowledge family, is the city night control, the Savior cannot stir up, can only sleek/moist. 是夜里的泥头车太猖狂,远光一开,牌子一摘,满载建筑废料,转着六亲不认的方向盘,是城市深夜的主宰,救世主都惹不起,只能润了。 Gazes after the Heavenly Dynasty characteristics kowtowing car(riage) to howl to depart, I relax, pound several, sighs with emotion one. 目送着天朝特色的泥头车呼啸离去,我松了口气,砸吧几下,感慨一声。 Then discovered...... 然后发现…… Cannot ferment slight recalling unexpectedly, cannot squeeze out moves of a wee bit going home, the innermost feelings does not have the fluctuation, the first response was complaining a moment ago kowtows the car(riage). 竟然酝酿不出丝毫的缅怀,更挤不出丁点回家的感动,内心毫无波动,刚才第一反应却是在吐槽泥头车。 Under heart very ashamed, gushes out several points of pacing back and forth that worked as the puppet troops is anxious. 心下不禁十分的羞愧,涌出几分当了二鬼子的彷徨不安。 Lost the face of crossing over, others arrived in the different world, wishes one could to move the characteristics of entire Heavenly Dynasty, from the material to the energy renovation process, I, was instead assimilated by the different world completely, by there sugar-coated bullet, the gentle trap corroding, the stature comes back now, the innermost feelings only have the half familiar half strange bored feelings unexpectedly. 丢了穿越者的脸啊,人家到了异世界,恨不得将整个天朝的特色搬过去,从物质到精神全面革新,我呢,反而完全被异世界同化了,被那里的糖衣炮弹,温柔陷阱给腐蚀了,今个儿回来,内心竟然只剩下一半熟悉一半陌生的无聊感想。 Thinks first at heart, concluded the travel of this sea clan unexpectedly a bit faster, in goes home to accompany together with the girls. 心里第一时间想到的,竟是快点结束这趟海族之旅,回到家里和女孩们厮守。 Considers as finished, illusion. 算了算了,幻境而已。 Which since cleared off one side is own family/home, matter that therefore, should naturally to handle, became is not so important. 既然理清了哪一边才是自己的家,所以,本应该有一件理所当然要做的事情,也就变得不那么重要了。 Which makes clear now, which then recalls own family/home, as well as...... goes home. 搞清楚自己现在在哪,然后回忆自己的家在哪,以及……回家。 My opposite party is not really ripe, is not really ripe, which the address did not know, not to mention what fabricated roommate. 我对家真不熟,真不熟,地址都不知道在哪了,更别提什么莫须有的室友了。 However, on the other hand, but, since came back, comes back rarely, likely also on this opportunity, even if is just the illusion, cannot be in a daze to cross idly. 但是,话说回来,但是,既然回来了,难得回来一趟,很可能也就这一次机会了,哪怕只不过是幻境,总不能无所事事发呆渡过吧。 Has not known that must stay for several days, Alley that side ceremony said that is about five days, but by my PTSD to illusion......, should say that is the deep research, the five days of time in reality, feared here does not know must lengthen to more than ten days, even several months. 还不知道要呆几天,埃里雅那边的仪式说是五天左右,但以我本人对幻境的PTSD……啊呸,应该说是深入研究,现实里的五天时间,在这里怕是不知道要延长到十几天,甚至好几个月。 Does not have other, illusion also on extension of time function urogenous, otherwise who cherishes? 没别的,幻境也就延长时间这点功能尿性了,不然谁稀罕？ Therefore, I cannot stand in Dama Road, or near the street, waits last dozens days, several months, either came a novice to kowtow the car(riage) driver, sends off me? 所以,我总不能站在大马路上,或者在马路边,等上几十天,好几个月,或者等来一个新手泥头车司机,将我送走？ Came, yes, right, comes. 诶,来都来了,是吧,对吧,来都来了。 On a character, the wave, roams through. 就一个字,浪,遨游。 Sets the main key, is clear about the primary intention, what also there are other to think? Then, has not then aimed at the neon of city deep place sets out waningly. 定下基调,明确主旨,还有什么其他可想的呢？并没有,那么,便以城市深处的霓虹阑珊为目标进发吧。 Almost forgot. 差点忘记了。 I size up several eyes hastily, is one set of neat check short sleeve speed up loading trousers, this illusion can say that the service was very thorough, in addition averagely not wonderful appearance, no wonder has not attracted many one point of passer-by vision gaze. 我连忙打量自身几眼,是一套清爽的格子短袖加工装裤,这个幻境可以说服务很周到了,再加上平平无奇的外貌,难怪没有吸引多一分的路人目光注视。 Moreover, the build also had a big change, after passing through, because of the unceasing tempering, the body counter growth grew much, naturally cannot compared with Barbarian, but in any case, in an numerous take Sparta warrior as adventurer of template , is not too diminutive, what making my impression most profound was just knew Elder Sister Sharna time I was shorter than her, to behind was higher than half compared with her. 不仅如此,就连体型也发生了不小的变化,穿越以后因为不断的磨炼,身体逆发育长高了不少,自然是不能和野蛮人相比,但好歹在一众以斯巴达战士为模板的冒险者当中,也不算太矮小,让我印象最深刻的是刚认识莎尔娜姐姐的时候我还比她矮一下,到了后面比她高出半个头。 Probably is one meter nine many head? This to is not main, heard that the elementary students were one meter nine, was mainly the dozens-year physical body tempers, that bang hard muscle placed Dark Continent to be not conspicuous, but was a little truly out of sorts here, muscle strong man who in the proper hot blooded wrestle cartoon ran. 大概是一米九多的个头？这到不是主要的,听说小学生都有一米九了,主要是长达几十年的肉体锤炼,那一身梆硬的肌肉放在暗黑大陆到不算显眼,但在这儿确实有点违和,妥妥的热血格斗漫画里跑出来的肌肉猛男。 After sizing up several, I realized, I exercised dozens years of bang hard muscles, it meow atrophy, eight abdominal muscles to also, but to the exaggerating degree, was supposing also on gym expert rank, changed short, this physique put in the adventurer bar, followed to blow also has no difference, mage dares to rub to have the sleeve to reveal the biceps of drum drum to ridicule own several. 打量几圈以后,我意识到,自己锻炼了几十年的梆硬肌肉,它喵的萎缩了,八块腹肌到还在,但到不了夸张的程度,估摸着也就健身房达人级别,个头也变矮了,这体格放到冒险者酒吧里,跟风一吹就倒也没什么区别,法师都敢撸起袖子露出鼓鼓的二头肌嘲笑自己几句。 A little real, was a little real, my knitting the brows head, although the change of physique was insufficient to cause to focus attention on by oneself, is result that I want, but...... this illusion is...... pursue detail? 有点真实哈,有点过于真实了,我皱了皱眉头,虽说体格的变化让自己不至于引起瞩目,是我想要的结果,但是……这个幻境是不是过于的……过于的追求细节了？ A your trivial illusion, or fiddled with the transparent person to result in me simply, why big fee/spent was flustered? 你一个区区幻境,要不干脆把我捣鼓成透明人得了,何必大费周章呢？ Emma, does not manage, the wave finished up. 艾玛,不管了,浪就完事。 Steps out, across the dazzling street, the little elder sister who outside the clothing door selects high disregards it, moe moe of tea with milk shop dá the younger sister cannot detain my footsteps, actually almost uncle by BBQ restaurant attracting, hatefully. 加快脚步,穿过琳琅满目的街道,服装店门外高挑的小姐姐无视之,奶茶店的萌萌哒妹子也留不住我的脚步,却差点被烧烤店的大叔给吸过去了,可恶。 By the residual keen sense of smell, on the lively avenue right turns fiercely, light source Jinghe and Weihe rivers divides the street and alley, the clamoring sound seemed remained behind, the ray is fiercely dim. 凭借残留的敏锐嗅觉,在繁华大街上猛地一个右拐,光源泾渭将街道和小巷分割开来,喧哗声仿佛被留在了身后,光线猛地昏暗下来。 Is this taste! 就是这个味！ My energy inspires greatly, gripped toward the alley deep place, behind several flickering road lightpost, is hiding some heavy powder females, the turnover smoke rings, cancelled the finger to here, called one kindly. 我精神大振,一头往小巷深处扎了进去,几盏忽明忽暗的路灯杆背后,隐藏着一些浓妆女性,吞吐烟圈,冲这边勾了勾手指,亲切的唤了一声。 „Handsome young man.” “靓仔。” , Aunt this, the child should not be little, must not exposed to these. 不了不了,阿姨别这样,孩子还小,见不得这些。 My sorry figure fast suffered the road across this, the corner of the eye split vision glances half bright advertisements, serviced the computer, under fluorescent lamp electric current sound that incited, was a gloomy narrow staircase to basement. 我狼狈的快速穿过这段折磨路,眼角余光瞟到了一块半亮的招牌,维修电脑,滋滋的荧光灯电流声下,是一条通往地下室的阴暗狭隘楼梯。 Arrived here, I stopped in a hurry the footsteps, listens respectfully indistinct clamoring that the basement transmits, smiles contentedly, the determination thes old diamond still cuts sharp. 到了这里,我停下匆匆脚步,聆听地下室传来的隐约喧哗,自得一笑,自觉宝刀未老。 Found you, illegal internet bar. 找到你了,黑网吧。 It is not, my flatter dwelling Savior comes back with great difficulty, the first matter is accesses certainly the net to surf, otherwise you think that outside, how many old aunts looks for that? Drew back 10,000 steps not to say regardless the girls, Nuren Street wasn't fragrant? 啊不是,我阿宅救世主好不容易回来一趟,第一件事当然是上网冲浪啦,不然你以为呢,找外头那几个老阿姨？退一万步撇开女孩们不说,女人街难道不香？ „Boss uses the computer, wants peacefully.” “老板上机,要个安静点的。” yellow send/hair, leading the middle-aged male who several points of local ruffian air/Qi, the chopsticks toward instant noodles barrel, the corner of the eye split vision to sweep several conveniently, the corners of the mouth casts aside casting aside, the business put out a crosstalk adeptly. 一头黄发,带着几分痞气的中年男,筷子往方便面桶随手一扎,眼角余光扫来几眼,嘴角撇了撇,业务娴熟吐出一串话。 „99, deposit 100, bell five, 12 points to eight point package of nights 25.” “99号机,押金一百,一个钟五块,十二点到八点包夜二五。” My subconscious searches toward inventory baseless, first stares, then stares. 我下意识的往物品栏凭空一探,先是一愣,再是一愣。 First stares, thinks suddenly matter —— gold coin can pay up? Is the gem also good? 先一愣,是忽然想到一件事——金币能结账吗？或者宝石也行？ Second detects obstinately, inventory...... it did not have. 第二愣是察觉到,物品栏……它没了。 My goodness, then did not need to intertwine, but I must complain one, this illusion experience thief was bad. 好家伙,这下不用纠结了,但我得吐槽一句,这幻境体验贼差。 Calms down, I strike an attitude to touch toward the pocket, fiddles with a brand-new hundred Yuan bill, blows the tone, points at the light shell, in resounding sound that the paper money is in sole possession, paid the deposit gracefully. 定了定神,我作势往口袋摸去,捣鼓出一张崭新的百元钞票,吹口气,手指轻弹,在纸币独有的脆响声中,落落大方的交了押金。 This you are imaginary I, I are imaginary you, everyone is together imaginary imaginary, wraps the kid, can wrap/sets the kid. 诶,这就你幻我,我幻你,大家一起幻中幻,套娃,都可以套娃。 Operated the machine, found a familiar icon gently point, enters the familiar picture, my expression is gradually fierce. 开了机,找到熟悉的图标轻轻一点,进入熟悉的画面,我的表情逐渐狰狞。 Night, was the time slaughters all. 夜深了,是时候屠杀一切了。 class? Naturally chooses me familiar...... Sorcerer. 职业？当然选择我最熟悉的……巫师啦。 What is Druid? This trash class I have not played. 德鲁伊是什么？这垃圾职业我都没玩过的。 Lying trough, high-definition Akara! The verbose appearance can say that returned to original state very much. 卧槽,高清阿卡拉！絮絮叨叨的样子可以说很还原了。 What ghost is this old drunkard? Red hair Sparta warrior? Smiled individual, screenshot screenshot. 这老酒鬼是什么鬼？红发斯巴达战士？笑死个人了,截图截图。 Charsi...... blamed, you said that high-definition high-definition, how can't give the adjustment angle of view again the function? Without other meaning, wants to try the quality and quality of this game, looks to see through the mold seriously, prepares to criticize one. 恰西……怪了,你说高清都高清了,怎么就不能再给个调整视角的功能呢？没别的意思,就是想试试这个游戏的质量和成色,看看穿模有多严重,准备批判一番而已。 Cain? Thought, but must rescue. 凯恩呢？哦,想起来了,还得去救。 The base...... is the time goes out to make a money, carried out( gambling) one set of camp graduation attire. 基得……是时候出去弄点钱,搞(赌)一套营地毕业装了。 Transferred fast, went out, passed by evil Cave, looked that has not looked at one, my solemn Savior, came to here, on this machine, not for other, only to prove —— 飞快转了一圈,出门,路过邪恶洞窟,看也没看一眼,我堂堂救世主,来这里,上这台机,不是为了别的,只为了证明—— Even if in the reality cannot be victorious Three Prime Evils, at least I can also hit one dozen in the game. 就算现实里打不过三魔神,至少我还能在游戏里打一打。 Arrived Cold Plains , this place I am ripe, I am ultra, closed one's eyes can find the road, you looked, you looked, wasn't this exit|to speak............ well......? How did my sorceress die?! 到了冰冷之原,诶,这地方我熟,我超熟的,闭着眼睛都能找到路,你看,你看,这不就是出口……诶……咦……啊？我女巫怎么就死了？！ I and Blood Raven are absolutely irreconcilable! 我与血鸦不共戴天！ Forgot to select Waypoint, right that but all in my planning, Akara said that Corpsefire bad very much, occupied Cave not to defecate, Three Prime Evils first slow one slow, I must go to give the sanction it. 忘点传送站了,不过一切都在我的算计之中,阿卡拉说的对,尸体发火坏的很,占着洞窟不拉屎,三魔神先缓一缓,我得去把它给制裁了。 Promotes, took skill point(s), first selects Frozen Armor, had the security sense instantaneously, then cuts Blood Raven, hires the ice arrow Little Sister, arrives at Stony Field. 升了级,又拿了技能点,先点冰封装甲,瞬间有了安全感,再斩血鸦,雇个冰箭小妹,一路来到石块旷野。 Remembers that...... saves Cain quest probably here? 记得……拯救凯恩的任务好像就在这里？ Considers as finished, I and Cain are not ripe, had Scroll of Identify enough. 算了算了,我和凯恩不熟的,有辨识卷轴就够了。 The flow smoothly advances, why does not know, always does not explode the thing, finally weeded out golden equipment on Sister An. 流程顺利推进,就是不知道为啥,老是不爆好东西,最后在安姐身上才薅了一件金色装备。 Should in the middle of the luck at games of chance by reality not be infected? I should choose Barbarian, names Thea Tuker. 该不会是被现实当中的手气传染了吧？啧,我就该选野蛮人,取名西雅图克的。 I: Then, should save Horadric. 我:接下来,该去拯救赫拉迪克了。 Riel: Then, this/should slaughter sorceress. 都瑞尔:接下来,该屠杀女巫了。 The whole body invests into the game, the time passes fast, has arrived at the domain of model worker in an instant. 全身投入到游戏当中,时间过的飞快,转眼已经来到劳模的地盘。 The model worker model worker, should give to select the goods. 劳模劳模,该给点好货色了。 I send out wailing of non- earthly branch, according to the truth played here should early a primary gold plating, mixing with 1-2 green dark gold was right, why, why my blue was so fierce? Even also a little turns white. 我发出非酋的哀嚎,按道理来说游戏到了这里早应该一身初级金装,夹杂1-2绿色暗金才对,到底为什么,为什么我蓝的那么厉害？甚至还有点发白。 Does this ghost play why so realistic? 这鬼游戏为何如此现实？ In innumerable severe soul wailing, the model worker poured before blood pool, exploded place equipment, looked at a quality, my face drew the hip instantaneously. 在无数厉魂的哀嚎中,劳模倒在了血池前,爆了一地装备,看了眼成色,我的脸瞬间拉胯。 „Here has orb.” Some people direct from side, I also saw, picks up hastily, a Scroll of Identify racket, attribute reveals upward. “这里有一把法珠。”有人从旁指点,我也看到了,连忙拾起,辨识卷轴往上一拍,属性顿显。 „Good thing, under the ordinary difficulty definitely to graduate.” The sound also said. “好东西,普通难度下完全可以毕业了。”刚才的声音又说道。 I somewhat was at that time discontented, can you also understand compared with me? Said fears to be scared you, in I broken played in this, with these broken thing, slaughtered for dozens years with inside these demons and monsters. 我当时就有些不满了,你还能比我懂？说出来怕吓着你,我在这破游戏里,用这些破玩意,和里面这些妖魔鬼怪厮杀了几十年。 No one can understand this game compared with me! 没人能比我更懂这个游戏！ Looked at orb attribute, 2 Cold tree, 3 Warmth, 2 Fire Ball, throw in more than ten mana values additionally, being true was the First World mage graduation attire. 看了一眼法珠属性,二冰系,三暖气,二火球,额外附赠十几点法力值,属实是第一世界的法师毕业装了。 „Withdraws from the preservation, halted equipment not to have carefully.” That sound resounds, although is uncomfortable, what said is the fact, I acted accordingly. “退出保存,小心死机装备没了。”那声音又响起,虽然不爽,但说的是事实,我照办了。 Just withdrew from the game picture, the shoulder by powerful and brave big hand holding down moderately. 刚退出游戏画面,肩膀就被一只孔武有力的大手不轻不重的按住。 Then looks, what putting out a hand is a country character face, the physique tall and strong, the short hair thick eyebrows, the whole body is sending out the uncle of capable aura, a moment ago made noise should be he, cannot see in the person of same belief the person. 回头一看,伸手的是一个国字脸,体格魁梧,短发浓眉,浑身散发着干练气息的大叔,刚才出声的应该就是他,看不出还是同道中人。 In him behind, is inexplicable face extremely angry yellow Boss hair Wangba, as if owed him money to be the same, is pointing to me. 在他身后,是莫名一脸愤愤的黄毛网吧老板,仿佛欠了他钱一样,直指着我。 „flatter SIR, is he, my eyes see him to be fishy, really right, false coin that this fellow uses!” “阿SIR,就是他,我一眼就看出他有鬼,果然没错,这家伙用的假币！” „Situation is this, this comrade, please coordinate to investigate, returns to the institute with us.” “情况就是这样,这位同志,请配合调查,跟我们回所里一趟。” The skilled shining card, the big hand on shoulder aggravates one point of strength, the uncle is seemingly loose, actually body security gathers the strength in secret, the corner of the eye split vision has glanced, I clearly noticed that the only access also has the shadow to rock. 熟练的亮了亮证,肩膀上的大手加重一分力道,大叔看似松散,实则身体警戒的暗中蓄力,眼角余光瞟过,我分明看到唯一的出入口还有影子在晃动。 I: „......” 我:“……” This broken illusion...... 这破幻境…… Not! Exempt! Has! Point! Too! Really! Reality!!!!! 未！免！有！点！太！真！实！了！吧！！！ ... 。。。