**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Well —— ——!!!” “咦——啊——！！！” The next day early morning, to the angry squeal take the beginning together. 翌日的清晨,以一道愤慨的尖叫声作为开端。 Rubs the eyes, discovered that Evil Dragon and Alley are standard are confronting, I think, has probably no appearance of relations with, but also wants to be stranded high, the quilt pulls upward , to continue to rest to doze off again after waking up early. 揉揉眼起来,发现恶龙蕾娜和埃里雅正在对峙着,我想了想,好像和自己没什么关系的样子,还想困高,被子往上一扯,继续睡个回笼觉。 It is not right, how you can confront on my bed! 不对,你们怎么能在我床上对峙！ I come instantaneously soberly, after the gravity that realizes the issue, cold sweat whiz whiz braving. 我瞬间清醒过来,意识到问题的严重性后,冷汗嗖嗖的冒。 Yesterday one was fooled by Alley, the common border of what dream and reality, is turning over to God of what reality, the turning over to merpeople in dream, harmed me to be overly suspicious and fearful, always thought that the everywhere eyes are staring at themselves, decisive single Shui, even the boundary of dream does not dare to open. 昨天被埃里雅一顿唬,什么梦和现实的交界,又是什么现实的归上帝,梦里的归人鱼,害我疑神疑鬼,总觉得有一只无处不在的眼睛在盯着自己,果断单睡,甚至梦之境界也不敢开启。 Since here is the intersection point of dreamland and reality, if I opened, what to do was connected the strange place? Is just like goes to the Internet cafe to access the net, the body holds is the precious hard disk that stored up a T seed, all right you to dare toward the receptacle even/including of Internet cafe loom to come up? Feared that is a seed of T turns into a T Taiwan online beauty responsibility officer. 这里既然是梦境和现实的交界处,万一我开启了,被连接到了奇怪的地方怎么办？就好比去网吧上网,身上揣着储存了一个T种子的珍贵硬盘,没事你敢往网吧机子的插口连上去？怕是一个T的种子变成一个T的宝岛在线美女荷官嗷。 I did not say the township of gold has the virus and so on harmful thing, but the words coarse principle is not coarse, the truth is such truth, the personal private thing little in suspends in a public setting, way things should be. 我也不是说黄金之乡有病毒之类的有害东西,但话糙理不糙,道理是这么个道理,私人私秘的东西少在公共场合上摆,人之常情罢了。 Implements Gou character, little makes the unnecessary trouble, this sleep/felt rested model/pattern Er of single dog, the clip held the quilt, was fragrant. 贯彻一个苟字,少惹不必要的麻烦,这一觉睡出了单身狗的范儿,夹抱被子,倍儿香。 Finally the person rests in home, unexpected misfortune, your did two suspend Dragon Gate on my bed? 结果人在家中睡,祸从天上来,你们两个怎么就在我床上摆起了龙门阵？ „I know.” Only listens to the small female dragon to be straight the stubborn finger, directional opposite party who benefits arrow: „Your this fish tail is not concerned about face, will come the night assault!” “我就知道。”只听小母龙笔直着倔强的手指,利箭似的指向对方:“你这鱼尾巴不要脸,会来夜袭！” What, night assault? What night assault? Being confused that I listen. 什么,夜袭？什么夜袭？我听的一头雾水。 „Alley, but wants to rest yī ya with the master Elder Brother!” “埃里雅,只是想和主人哥哥一起睡咿呀！” So that's how it is, such naive pure desire I am how possible...... is not right, this issue is very excellent! 原来如此,这么天真单纯的愿望我怎么可能……不对,这问题很大好么！ „Snort, I know that your does not reach the smelly temperament of goal undying heart, yesterday raised, without condition, must create the condition to realize, therefore is guarding against this especially! Sure enough made me catch.” “哼,我就知道你这不达目的不死心的臭脾气,昨天提出来了,没有条件,也要创造条件去实现,所以特地防着这一手！果不其然让我逮到了。” The small female dragon frowns to sneer, with seeing through all looks, as if played jokes upon the opponent in the palm. 小母龙横眉冷笑,用看穿了一切的眼神,仿佛将对手戏耍于掌中。 „Therefore from the beginning, I ambush under the bed, waits for you to deliver to grasp deceitfully!” “所以从一开始,我就埋伏在床底下,等着你送上门抓奸！” It is not right, grasps is not good, is really not good, my cold sweat that the deceitful this character uses braves is quicker, once for a while looks to the gate direction, for fear that Eck Sya rushed at this time, solely heard several most essential phrases, has the misunderstanding, on the television develops in any case. 不对,抓奸这个字用的不好,实在不好,我冷汗冒的更快,时不时看向门的方向,生怕这时候埃克西亚闯进来,单单听到了几个最关键的字眼,产生误解,反正电视上都这么演的。 Fortunately, the gate accordingly broken, I relax, immediately the discovery is not relaxes, this small female dragon to grasp......, to stop a Alley whole evening rests under the bed? What ghost is this operates? Strange version „with bed” couple? 还好,门没有应声而破,我松了一口气,随即发现不是放松的时候,这小母龙为了抓……啊呸,为了阻拦埃里雅一整晚睡在床底下？这是什么鬼操作？灵异版“同床”夫妇？ You carry out the struggle, can little give me to put in order some netherworld thing, I said how last night to rest special is good, is holding the quilt obviously, smelled is actually the noble refined young girl delicate fragrance! 你们搞斗争,能不能少给我整些阴间玩意,我说昨晚怎么睡的特别好,明明抱着被子,闻到的却是高贵雅致的少女幽香！ This is nothing, 1/2 single dogs? 这算什么,二分之一的单身狗？ Listened to the small female dragon stands opinion in intelligence quotient high spot, the small merpeople somewhat is instead puzzled, crooked. 听了小母龙站在智商高点上的言论,小人鱼反而有些困惑,头歪了歪。 „yī ya, since you under bed, why not, when I just came in stops, instead now comes out yī ya?” “咿呀,既然你就在床底下,为什么不在我刚进来的时候阻拦,反而现在才出来咿呀？” Evil Dragon keeps silent instantaneously, the small mouth circle opens, ahh non-stop, could not say a truth. 恶龙蕾娜瞬间哑口,小嘴圆张,啊啊啊个不停,就是说不出个道理来。 In a minute, she becomes angry out of shame, finally thought of the appropriate excuse: „I...... my called the collection evidence, the evidence that to collect enough you were not concerned about face smelly, the patience waited till at this moment, if stopped you from the beginning, you lied saying that to this fool what to do to come to tuck in the quilt?” 片刻,她才恼羞成怒,终于想到了合适的借口:“我……我这叫收集证据,为了收集到足够的你臭不要脸的证据,才耐心等到此刻,要是一开始就阻拦你,你撒谎说是为了过来给这笨蛋掖被子怎么办？” Hears here, lie that this fool could not deceive, I could not endure again: „Actually, I thought that pure was this fellow not careful fell asleep under the bed, simply has not discovered you to come, when the eye opened the eyes is too late.” 听到这里,这种傻子也骗不了的谎言,我再也忍不下去:“其实,我觉得单纯是这家伙不小心在床底下睡着了,根本没有发现你来,等到眼睛一睁已经太迟了。” The evidence, is from the beginning that scream. 证据,就是一开始那声尖叫。 „I have not said you, your also having a face opens the mouth, your fish tail controls! Alley is so small you to be able under to go well unexpectedly!” Small female dragon Xiunu throws. “我没说你,你还有脸开口,你这鱼尾控！埃里雅还那么小你竟然能下得了手！”小母龙羞怒的扑过来。 „You talked nonsense, you made false accusations, my anything does not know! I hold the quilt to sleep!” “你胡说八道,你血口喷人,我什么也不知道！我只是抱着被子睡个觉而已！” „How you can anything not know, the fish tail touched to your bed on obviously!” “你怎么能什么都不知道,明明鱼尾巴都摸到你床上了！” „You also touched to my bed get down!” “你还摸到我床下去了呢！” „Can I be the same? Can I be the same?!” “我能一样吗？我能一样吗？！” „Were you to say to look, what difference have?” “那你到是说说看,有什么不一样？” The small female dragon acts, gawked staring, in the mind thought of more than ten differences instantaneously, but actually linked one type also to shame in the opens the mouth, the light was thinks these differently, she shamed to is not good, on the red cheek as if can pinch the tender water. 小母龙动作一顿,愣了愣,脑海中瞬间就想到了不下十种不一样,但是却连一种也羞于开口,就连光是想到这些不一样,她都羞到不行,通红通红的脸蛋上似乎都能一把掐出嫩水。 Therefore proud tender does not beat the green plum, the green plum does not beat the day to fall, forever sets the base that reasonable. 所以傲娇不敌青梅,青梅不敌天降,永远都是垫底那个,有道理的。 „I do not manage.” Her intercool calms down suddenly, as if shamed the extreme, meaning of when things reach their extreme they turn back in inside. “我不管。”她忽然间冷静下来,似乎羞到了极点,有一种物极必反的意味在里面。 Then, in my panic-stricken look, she shouted to shout one. 然后,在我惊恐的眼神中,她扯着嗓子喊了一声。 „Uncle Eck Sya!” “埃克西亚叔叔！” She actually reported to the police! 她竟然报警！ This throat, gives my feeling, seems was being in the middle of the tranquil deep sleep township of gold, suddenly lived came, did not know is the misconception, same shook shaking like the living creature. 这嗓子一出,给我的感觉,好似原本正处于恬静沉睡当中的黄金之乡,忽然活了过来般,不知道是不是错觉,如同活物一样震了震。 Then the next second, the front door bang was trampled, the physique of Eck Sya king that big overwhelming power took big strides. 然后下一秒,大门砰一声被踹开,埃克西亚王那高大威猛的身姿阔步走了进来。 In the hand is grasping the genuine gold trident, because is very important, must therefore repeat, in his hand is grasping the genuine, about three meters gold trident, this fork gets down, enough puts from the bubbling spring hole me to hundred meets the hole. 手中握着正版黄金三叉戟,因为很重要,所以必须重复一遍,他手中正握着正版的,将近三米长的黄金三叉戟,这一叉下去,足够将我从涌泉穴穿到百会穴。 „Sir Eck Sya!” In the small female dragon Mengbi look, takes the lead is actually I who opens the mouth to complain. “埃克西亚大人！”在小母龙懵逼的眼神中,率先开口告状的却是我。 When does not know, a middle finger thick hemp rope ties their hands behind the back my both hands, then bundled around the body 180, just like the steamed rice dumpling, Evil Dragon maintained was putting under the body me a moment ago, pressed the posture on bed me, coordinated me by the condition of tying hands, the picture nature was very harmonious, just like female gangster break-in robbery, has not run. 不知道什么时候,一条三指粗的麻绳将我双手反绑起来,然后绕着身子捆了百八十圈,如同粽子一样,恶龙蕾娜则是保持着刚才将我扑在身下,将我一把摁在床上的姿势,配合我被五花大绑的状态,画面别提有多自然和谐了,活脱脱就是一女匪徒入室抢劫,没跑了。 „She, hides under the bed, ambushes I! Robs me!” I am pointing at Evil Dragon, opens mouth the complaint, why as for can stop doing to point at the opposite party in the tying hands condition, is the details, does not need to haggle over. “她,躲床底下,埋伏我！抢劫我！”我指着恶龙蕾娜,张嘴控诉,至于为什么能在五花大绑状态下抽出手来指着对方,属于细节问题,无需计较。 The light picks is not good me, but must draw small merpeople, therefore I also added: „Alley goes all out to prevent her, she also shouts Shout, wants to fish in troubled waters.” 光是将我摘出来还不行,还得拉小人鱼一把,于是我又补充道:“埃里雅拼了命想阻止她,她还大喊大叫,想要浑水摸鱼。” Alley smart very much, hears word immediately coordinates small Little Three fork halberd at one fell swoop, ruthlessly toward the Evil Dragon buttocks one honk, but also is putting the small female dragon that is in a daze to send out sad and shrill Howl instantly, covers old tall who the buttocks are jumping. 埃里雅机灵的很,闻言立刻配合的将小小三叉戟一举,狠狠往恶龙蕾娜的屁股一嘟,还在放发呆的小母龙即刻发出一声凄厉嚎叫,捂着屁股蹦的老高。 „Good, what no matter I you develop is which play, today is one of the Alley most important days, now, gets out of bed to me.” “好了好了,我不管你们演的是哪出戏,今天是埃里雅最重要的日子之一,现在,都给我起床。” Three people must take the bed as the battlefield shortly, launches round new fighting, Eck Sya covered the forehead, all at once breaks to urge, does not need we to respond is busy leaving. 眼看三人就要以床为战场,展开一轮新的争锋,埃克西亚捂了捂前额,一刀切的打断催促起来,不待我们反应便忙着离开。 The nature, my poor life also preserved, this is the best result. 自然,我的小命也就保住了,这是最好的结果。 „You frame by planting stolen goods on to be unjust, make false accusations!” Evil Dragon seizes my neck, the look nuclear is very friendly. “你栽赃冤枉,血口喷人！”恶龙蕾娜掐住我的脖子,眼神十分核善。 „You are, the murder executes the heart, the matters of three people, actually called Eck Sya, was dislikes me to assign/life was too long right, what to do didn't the child have the father to be possible?” “你才是,杀人诛心,三个人的事,竟然把埃克西亚叫来,是嫌我命太长了对吧,孩子没了爹可咋办？” Thinks, I do not feel right, obviously I innocent been involved in victim: „Should be your two matter.” 想了想,我觉得不对,明明我是被无辜卷入的受害者:“应该是你们两个的事。” Also thinks, I sadness, why their two matter, to appeared took my poor life to be on the verge of death for the contradictory center finally, finally did the performing skill erupt to barely manage to maintain a feeble existence, picks a script of dog's life? This reasonable, where started to make the mistake? 又想了想,我悲从中来,为什么她们两个的事,到最后却出现了以我的小命危在旦夕为矛盾中心,最后演技爆发才苟延残喘,捡回一条狗命的剧本？这合理么,到底从哪里开始出了差错？ „I know fairly well, moreover who lets you are the fish tail controls! Gets what one deserves to be forked by Uncle Eck Sya, shoots in the oceanic trench.” “我心中有数,而且谁让你是鱼尾控！活该被埃克西亚叔叔叉起来,射到海沟里去。” „What wrong fish tail controls, my also big dragon controls, doesn't have the issue?” “鱼尾控有什么错,我还巨龙控呢,不是也没问题么？” „ha......? Who wanted you to control, abnormal, fool!” The small female dragon blushed, actually...... considers as finished, the dregs male speech is intolerable, by retribution. “哈……哈？谁要你控了,变态,笨蛋！”小母龙脸红了,其实吧……算了,渣男发言要不得,会遭报应的。 Then the air/Qi disappeared, the event that this early morning erupts, then ended carelessly. 然后气消了,这一大早爆发的事件,便这么草草结束。 Alley is inexplicable, perhaps is because really rubbed the bed? Wait, I two was holding last night what the both legs are clamping is really a quilt? Must, Alley be big, let alone and other bodies held the pillow, the small square pillow could not work as, managed the rank while you are at it, belonged can look that cannot hug. 埃里雅莫名高兴,或许是因为实实在在蹭到了床？等等,我昨晚两手抱着的双腿夹着的真是被子？得是吧,埃里雅才多大,别说等身抱枕,小方枕都当不了,也就手办级别,属于是能看不能抱。 Drops out the doubts of heart, Eck Sya's urging has no alternative but to attach great importance, agile getting out of bed, converged with others, had/left the villa, saw that Eck Sya is waiting. 抛下心头的疑惑,埃克西亚的催促不能不重视,利索的起了床,和其他人汇合,出了别墅,就看到埃克西亚正在等待。 „, Went to passage of sacred place I to open.” The old father vision gentle brings encouragement looked at daughter several eyes, falls to us on. “出发吧,前往圣地的通道我已经打开了。”老父亲目光温柔中带着鼓励的看了女儿几眼,落到我们身上。 „As for your friends, played for these days heartily in the city of gold, I will arrange the tour guide and guard, cannot make the mistake.” “至于你的朋友们,这几天在黄金之城尽情耍耍,我会安排好导游和护卫,出不了差错。” Said, team naturally is divided into two parts. 这么说完,队伍自然而然的分成两部分。 Part is the township of sightseeing group gold, including maidservant three people of groups and spider young lady. 一部分是黄金之乡旅游观光团,包括侍女三人组和蜘蛛小姐在内。 Another part is the participant of ceremony and eats the melon people, Alley, I, as well as...... Evil Dragon?! 另外一部分是仪式的参与者和吃瓜群众,埃里雅,我,以及……恶龙蕾娜？！ „I have not said.” Small female dragon righteous standing side me: „The ceremony of fish tail I will also participate, accordingly, later my grown ceremony fish tail will also participate, naturally, she does not come not to relate, is not rare.” “我没说过么。”小母龙理直气壮的站在我身边:“鱼尾巴的仪式我也会参加,相应的,以后我的成年仪式鱼尾巴也会参加,当然,她不来也没关系,不稀罕。” Recalled, before seemed like had mentioned a mouth, this was also good, before was also worried that on my crowds, this solitary one male widow, illegibile, sooner or later must be delivered in the oceanic trench by Eck Sya, in addition Evil Dragon, the security sense came immediately, moreover do not forget this goods, but Ou sovereign, could neutralize my non- earthly branch and accurate tragedy emperor attribute, reduced the accident probability. 回忆了下,之前好像是有提到过一嘴,这样也好,之前还担心就我一个围观群众,孤男寡女的,不清不楚,迟早要被埃克西亚送海沟里去,加上恶龙蕾娜,安全感顿时就来了,而且别忘了这货可是欧皇,或许可以中和一下我的非酋兼准悲剧帝属性,减少出事概率。 Such a thinks, I even drew in the Evil Dragon small hand earnestly, closely grips, for fear that she reneges on a promise, doing the small female dragon is bewildered, folded my foot to return a courtesy as the holding hands. 这么一想,我甚至热切的拉上了恶龙蕾娜的小手,紧紧抓牢,生怕她反悔,搞得小母龙莫名其妙,叠了我一脚作为牵手回礼。 „Cousin, we when continuously you come back, is good meow.” “表哥,我们会一直等到你回来的,一路好走喵。” The team on point of departure, is beckoning to see off behind, I, do not want to lift the foot suddenly, must turn head, hit half dead saying that little false mother again. 队伍临别,菲妮在身后招手相送,我顿了顿,忽然就不想抬脚了,怎么也得回过头,把那小伪娘打个半死再说。 Suddenly realized, what evil oneself made, couldn't look on the bright side of thing her and spider young lady unexpectedly the belt/bring comes up simultaneously? 忽然意识到,自己是做了什么孽,竟然想不开把她和蜘蛛小姐同时带上来？ A tragedy emperor! 一个悲剧帝！ A unlucky egg! 一个倒霉蛋！ Is a scapegoat the hero! 一个背锅侠！ Three people of standing same place, can combine bolt from the blue forcefully. 三人站一块,能硬生生组合成晴天霹雳阵。 The beautiful sea breeze sways, the leg that this takes trembled suddenly, shake-out several points of wind whinny Yi Shuihan's heroics. 明媚的海风吹拂而过,这迈出的腿忽然一哆嗦,抖出了几分风萧萧兮易水寒的壮烈。 The danger of capital letter!!! 大写的危！！！ ... 。。。