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“那为啥整个岛屿老是金灿灿的,晃眼的很。”
The thought of enrichmentsuffersto strangle, Iam somewhat angry, sinceyouare not the golddo, thenwhygold/metal, the rural areabecomes richafter the gold contentis higher than you.
发家致富的念头惨遭扼杀,我有些愤慨,你既然不是金子做的,为啥那么金,农村致富经含金量都比你高。
The smallfemaledragoncould not look at the countenance of mybroker, the resentment: „The tail of fishtailis not the golddoes, why did yousaythatgold/metal?”
小母龙就看不得我市侩的嘴脸,怼了一句:“鱼尾巴的尾巴也不是金子做的,你说为什么那么金?”These wordsfullare the loophole, Ijust about toopen mouth, actuallydiscovered that...... is unable to dispute, probablylike this?
这句话满是漏洞,我刚要张嘴,却又发现……无从辩驳,好像是这样嗷?„Isthistruth, whythereforeis?”
“是这个道理,所以到底是为什么呢?”„Whatbecausegoldenrepresentsissupreme, omniscient and omnipotent, the brilliance that in the legend, Godrepresentsisgolden, gold in youreye, butishumblestthing, is similar toourbig dragonin the ant, similarlyislife, hashuge difference.”
“因为金色代表的是至高无上,全知全能,传说之中,上帝所代表的光辉就是金色,你眼中的黄金,只不过是其中最低贱之物,就如同我们巨龙之于蚂蚁,同样是生命,却有天壤之别。”„Ia littleunderstood.”Nod of the pondermoment, Iunderstand clearly: „Similarlyisgolden, difference between both are just like the dog and black bear.”
“我有点懂了。”沉思片刻,我了然的点了点头:“同样是金色,两者之间的区别就好比狗和狗熊。”„Yougiveme dead!” The smallfemaledragongets angryinexplicably.
“你给我去死!”小母龙莫名发怒。„Buton the other hand, goldensuch being the caseis noble, whyartifactis notgolden?”
“但话说回来,金色既然如此高贵,为什么神器不是金色的呢?”„Becauseartifactis nothighestlevel.”Repliedthisissuesmallfemaledragon, wholetsheriscreates the worldrace, the secretknowsmost.
“因为神器并不是最高等级。”回答这个问题的还是小母龙,谁让她是创世种族,隐秘知道的最多呢。Is looking ateveryone'sshockingvisionin abundancecentralizedonher, thissmallfemaledragonshrugswithout the responsibility: „Do not visitme, I was also listen tostupidfatdragon saying that anythingdoes not know,compared with the appliance of artifacthigher level, I have not seen.”
瞧着大家震惊的目光纷纷集中在她身上,这小母龙无责任耸了耸肩:“别看我,我也是听笨肥龙说的,什么也不知道,比神器更高级的器具,我也从没有见过。”
The oldfather-in-lawsaid? Thentoissomewhatcredible, after all is Dragon Kingdiehards, the fatty, the smellyyounger brother, Dragon Kinghas any goodtreasure, heshouldclearbe right.
老岳父说的么?那到是有几分可信,毕竟是龙王身边的死党,胖子,臭弟弟,龙王有什么好宝贝,他应该都一清二楚才对。Alsolearnedonewithout the coldknowledge that the egguses, artifactis expected, butis unavailable, aboveartifact, will fearlet aloneisin the dreamwill not have.
又学到了一个毫无卵用的冷知识,神器都可望而不可得,更何况神器之上,怕是梦里都不会有。However, whatperhaps does the salt fishswordknow? Perhaps can the idealtownship that tiny totkinghas tracked down, establishrelations?
不过,或许咸鱼剑知道点什么?或许小不点王一直追寻的理想乡,能搭上点关系?Isuddenlydiscovered,Iactuallyalsoknowthata wee bitclues, 1-2smallpossibilities, a littledaiChinese zither, butdoes not know how the daiChinese zithercomes out, demonstratedownanythingknowshundred millionpoints, the backgroundis immeasurably deep, the pruritusis hard to taketurnedseveralbuttocks, finallygives upresentfully.
我突然发现,自己竟然还知道那么一丁点的线索,1-2微小的可能性,有点嘚瑟,但不知道怎么嘚瑟出来,显示自己什么都知道亿点点,背景深不可测,瘙痒难耐的扭了几下屁股,最后悻悻作罢。Onlycanmake dead to chat to console.
只能做个死聊以慰藉。„OngoldenbigIunderstood, your silverwhat's the matter?”
“金色高大上我懂了,你那么银又是怎么回事呢?”Iblink, visitEvil Dragon, sheblinks, looks atme, air settingsuchseveralseconds.
我眨眨眼,望望恶龙蕾娜,她眨眨眼,也望了望我,空气凝固了那么几秒钟。Then, has been chased down the darkness, harmsmeto prepareto inquire a marketin detail, whether there is the mutualcommunication, thenopensseaclanspecial productshop the road of getting richto failin the camptemporarily.
然后,一直被追杀到天黑,害我准备详细打探一番市场,互相沟通有无,然后在营地开一间海族特产店的发财之路暂时落空。Actuallythisyearlocal productshopcould not make the good money, resulted in the upstream and downstreamcloselyto unify, perhapsIcandiscusswithAlley, pooled capital the travel agency, stroveto develop the five-starscenic site the township of gold, hiredsomeblacktour guidesagain, openedseveralbandits'inns, onlysold the Sifaninstant noodles.
其实这年头土特产店也赚不了大钱,得上下游紧密结合,或许我可以跟埃里雅商量一下,合股开个旅行社,争取把黄金之乡开发成五星级旅游景点,再雇些黑导游,开几间黑店,只卖思凡牌方便面。Opens the Roguelocal productshopin the seaclan, sold to the Roguetourist the Roguelocal productagain, without the problem, doesn't have the peopleto likebuying the country of neonsignto produce the toilet? At the worst my Sifanchanges toAiFan, the exit|to speaktransfersselling internally, propercommercial action.
诶,在海族开罗格土特产店,再把罗格土特产卖给罗格游客,没毛病,不是也有国人喜欢买霓虹牌的国造马桶么?大不了我这思凡牌改成爱凡牌,出口转内销,正经商业手段罢了。How manybigoverwhelming power the shopentrance must suspendandsawtoothdensesharkpersonwarrior, the touristarrivesfirststrolled the shopon the same day, enters a shopfront doorlock, signs the negligentracket of goodtravelingcontractontoward the table, in the magnifying glasscarefullooks, in the cornerwrites the shopchallengeitem, does not squandermoney to go out, mustdefeat the security, how could it not be beautiful?
店门口还得摆几尊高大威猛、锯齿森森的鲨人战士,游客抵达当天先逛店,进店大门一锁,签好的旅游合同往桌上大咧咧一拍,放大镜里仔细一瞧,边角落里写着进店挑战事项,不花光身上的钱想出去,就得打败保安,岂不美哉?
The nameI thought that called the travel agency of Angelandbig dragon.
名字我都想好了,就叫天使与巨龙的旅行社。At nightfall, weare bored to death, takeare evading the water dropto go to sea, feelunder the curtain of nightto have a seabedpalacebright with many colors, thoughAlleyinvitedagainwith great kindness, makingusexperience an evening, stemming from the instinct of terrestrial biota, werejected.
入夜,我们百无聊赖,拿着避水珠又下了海,感受夜幕下别有一番五光十色的海底宫殿,虽则埃里雅再次盛情邀请,让我们在海里体验一晚,出于陆地生物的本能,我们还是拒绝了。
The smallfemaledragonmew mewputs one's mouth close to another's earquietlytellsme, shehas experienced, finallyfalls asleepevades the water dropto rollfrom the body, next morningwill awake, drankto becomeDun the sea water, a fish.
小母龙悄咪咪附耳告诉我,她体验过,结果睡着的时候避水珠从身上滚走,第二天早上一醒,喝了成吨的海水,还有一条鱼。Whymusttellmeas forherwith good intentionthisdirty business, only thengod knows, before a halfhour, goes everywherechases downme, thisbookhas not come, otherwisegivesmetenfurniture cities, mysolemnwhite eyebrowsfistonegeneration of mastercannot block.
至于为什么她要那么好心告诉我这种糗事,只有天知道了,半个小时前还上天入地的追杀我呢,这就还是本子娜没来,否则给我十个家具城,我堂堂白眉拳一代大师也挡不住。
For those the spideryoung lady, pondered after meeting, compliedunexpectedly, took care of oneselfobviouslybefore, put downAto go outin an instant, Ithought that shehadfondness that collectedvariouscauses of death?
到是蜘蛛小姐,思考了一会之后,竟然答应了,明明之前还十分惜身,一转眼就平A出去了,我觉得她是不是有收集各种死法的癖好?Alsoor, has the plot?
又或者,另有阴谋?Looks for the opportunity, one side Iarrive atAlleyYarra, toldher to protect from fire the securityagainstspider, thisgoodsa lot ofdirty tricks, could not breed fish.
寻找机会,我将埃里雅拉到一边,告诉她要防火防盗防蜘蛛,这货一肚子坏水,养不了鱼。„Does not have the issue, the Elder Brotherdoes not needto worry,is notIboasted, hereevencompared withparadise of stillsecurityyī yadragon.”
“没有问题的,哥哥不用担心,不是我自夸,这里就算比龙之乐园也更加安全咿呀。”Iknow that here the strength of king of merpeopleendurescompared withDragon King, butreallycanbe so self-confident?
我知道在这里人鱼之王的战力堪比龙王,但真的可以这么自信?Sawmydoubts, smallmerpeoplechest fronttwosmallshell, are very self-confident: „Don't forget, here, butconnectionyī ya of dreamlandandreality.”
看出了我的疑惑,小人鱼胸前两枚小贝壳一挺,真的很自信:“别忘了,这里可是梦境和现实的交汇地咿呀。”Then, shesaidlike this: „Realisticturning over toGod, the turning over tomerpeople in dream.”
然后,她这样说道:“现实的归上帝,梦里的归人鱼。”Iam shockedfor a whilespeechless.
我一时震惊无语。ThenEvil Dragonlaughedinsidewas insertingone: „Yeah, the merpeoplelikeshaving a dream, in the dreamanythinghas.”
然后恶龙蕾娜在旁嗤笑着插了一句:“可不是么,人鱼爱做梦,梦里什么都有。”Alleyrefuses to accept, resentment: „However the big dragondoes not have a thing in the world, yī ya.”
埃里雅不服,怼了一句:“然而巨龙一无所有,咿呀。”„What did yousay?” The smallfemaledragonemperor's countenanceis angry.
“你说什么?”小母龙龙颜大怒。„Slightlyslightly.”
“略略略。”„Verygood, todayImustmakeyouexperience, whatis a big dragonanger!”
“很好,今天我就要让你见识见识,什么叫巨龙一怒!”„......”
“……”
The big dragongets angrymenot to experience, the big dragon( buttocks) dugmetoareexperience, yousaid that youleftfrom the tortoise shellwith great difficulty, howto drillto the templetoniaingoes.
巨龙一怒我是没有见识到,巨龙(屁股)一撅我到是见识到了,你说你好不容易从龟壳里脱出吧,怎么又钻到珊瑚丛里去了呢。„Elder Brother.” After tidying up the fanself-confidentEvil Dragon, the smallmerpeoplepulledmysleeve cuffmysterious.
“哥哥。”收拾了迷之自信的恶龙蕾娜以后,小人鱼神秘兮兮的扯了扯我的袖口。„Really, doesn't live inlateyī yahere?”
“真的,不在这里住一晚咿呀?”„Not.”Ido not think the bellychanges the fish bowl.
“不了不了。”我可不想肚子变鱼缸。Hersmall handgesticulated a great-circlecircle: „Greatly, softbedyī ya.”
她的小手比划了一个大圈圈:“又大,又软的床咿呀。”I the greatlysoftbed, Ionlydo not like the greatlysoftpillow, tastes, Ishake the head.
我不要大大软软的床,我只喜欢大大软软的枕头,回味一番,我还是摇了摇头。„yī ya.”Lowering the head of the smallmerpeopleloses, mysomedo not endure, sheinvitedthatmanytimes, Irepeatedlyreject, wastoocruel-hearted?
“咿呀。”小人鱼失落的低下头,我有些不忍,她都邀请了那么多次,我一再拒绝,是不是太狠心了?After all is Alley, smallmerpeopleAlley but who loveslovably.
毕竟是埃里雅,可可爱爱的小人鱼埃里雅。Is preparingto change a statement, Evil Dragonbroughtsolemn and stirringShoutto clash: „Cannotcomply!”
正准备改口,恶龙蕾娜带着悲壮的呐喊冲了上来:“不许答应!”„Whycan't?”
“为什么不许?”Yousaidcannot, Iwant, Imustwant.
你说不许,我偏就要,诶,我就要就要。„Youare the abnormal, deadfish tailcontrol!”
“那你就是变态,死鱼尾控!”„WhyIcannotbeabnormal, whycan'tbe the fish tailcontrols?”
“我为什么不能是变态,为什么不能是鱼尾控?”„......”Does not pressplaying a card of common sense, makingEvil Dragonbe at a loss for wordsfor a while, becomes angry out of shame: „Youthinkshesaidis big and softbed, whosebedrefers to? Do youwantto be strung togetherto shootinoceanic trenchon the trident?!”
“……”不按常理的出牌,让恶龙蕾娜一时语塞,紧接着恼羞成怒:“你以为她说的又大又软的床,是指谁的床?你是不是想被串在三叉戟上射到大海沟里?!”Itilt the head, blink the eye, the subconsciousnesslooktoAlley, shealsotilts the headslightly, blinks the eye, a facevisitsmesimple-hearted.
我歪头,眨巴眼,下意识看向埃里雅,她也微微歪头,眨巴眼,一脸天真无邪的看着我。
...... Isn't wait/etc, is it possible that...... Alley?
不……等等,莫非是……埃里雅的?Alley did she...... actuallyinvitemeto restherbed? What is this, isthatmeaning? What to do should I? How can shebe so bold?
埃里雅她……竟然邀请我睡她的床?这是什么意思,难道是那个意思?我该怎么办?她怎么能那么大胆?
The visiongraduallyinterwines, myheartbeatis getting quicker and quicker, the throatis getting more and more dry, after all, thisisin society'sfirstoutstandingly beautifulmermaid princess, hercharmno onecanreject.
目光逐渐交织在一起,我的心跳越来越快,嗓子越来越干,毕竟,这可是世间第一绝色的人鱼公主,她的魅力没有谁能拒绝得了。Untilsmallfemaledragonspookyknocks a betelhammer: „Topreventyoumisunderstandsunrequited love, Ifirst explained that the fishtailwas onlypurehadthisstrangefondness, she was very self-satisfiedhershellbed, in any eventwantswith the intimatepersonshare, thatseveraltimes that Icamebefore, byserious that sheentangled, mustresthershellbedto be happy.”
直到小母龙幽幽的敲过来一榔锤:“为了防止你误会自作多情,我先解释一下,鱼尾巴只是单纯的有这种奇怪癖好而已,她很得意她的贝壳大床,无论如何都想和亲近的人分享,我之前来的那几次,被她缠的不得了,非得睡她的贝壳大床才开心。”„......”
“……”„What's wrong, was really crooked your colorembryo.”
“怎么,果然想歪了吧你这色胚子。”„No, does not have......”
“不,没……”Inmypresentmindonly has a chart.
我现在脑海里只有一幅图。Dogdirector, 【】, Refunds! .gif
狗导演,【哔哔哔】,退钱!.gif„Thisunfairyī ya!”Saw that Evil Dragoninsertsonehorizontally, Alleyis not dry, drew the youngsmall hand of sleeve cuffto graspupward, pulled tautmywrist/skill.
“这不公平咿呀!”眼看恶龙蕾娜横插一手,埃里雅不干了,拉着袖口的小小手往上一握,扯住了我的手腕。„Is always wresting away the Elder Brother, dailyin the evening and Elder Brotherreststogetheryī ya!”
“蕾娜老是霸占着哥哥,天天晚上和哥哥睡一起咿呀!”„Wha...... what?” The smallfemaledragonfirststares, was self-taught the head of Valiseto brave the steam.
“什……什么?”小母龙先一愣,然后无师自通了维拉丝的头冒蒸汽。„Your you...... youare speakingwhatnonsense, youtalked nonsense! Made false accusations!”
“你你你……你在说什么胡话,你胡说八道!血口喷人!”„Stillis lying, Iclearlysawyī ya!”
“还在撒谎,我分明看见了咿呀!”„What did you...... your you...... yousee?! ahh!!! Certainlywasyourvertigo, certainlywas!!!” The smallfemaledragonstoleValiseanotherbigunique skill, the mosquito-repellent incensepupil.
“你……你你你……你都看见了什么?!啊啊啊!!!一定是你眼花了,一定是!!!”小母龙又偷了维拉丝另外一大绝技,蚊香瞳。Does not pay attention toEvil Dragon, Alleylookis firm, pulls the strength of wrist/skillto be getting bigger and bigger: „Now, shouldbe one's turnme and Elder Brotherrestedyī yatogether.”
丝毫不理会恶龙蕾娜的,埃里雅眼神坚定,扯着手腕的力气越来越大:“现在,该轮到我和哥哥一起睡了咿呀。”Rumble!!!
轰隆隆!!!In the seabed, actuallyas ifheard the startling thunderclapobviouslycrack.
明明是在海底,却仿佛听见了惊雷炸响。Little friendsone after anotherwas shocked, cracks with the teethin abundance the melon seed, enters the seeing a playpattern, the spideryoung ladyis no exception, thatpairgot used to seeing in worldhundredconditiondesolatepupils, at this timefilled up„higot up” the twolarge character.
小伙伴们一个个都惊呆了,纷纷嗑起瓜子,进入看戏模式,就连蜘蛛小姐也不例外,那双看惯了世间百态的冷淡瞳孔,此时填满了“嗨起来”两个大字。„What did yousay?”Whydoes not know, Evil Dragonis suddenly unhurried, is not chaotic, the headdoes not belch smoke, butshiveringis pointing atAlley.
“你说什么?”不知为何,恶龙蕾娜忽然不慌了,不乱了,脑袋也不冒烟了,只是颤抖的指着埃里雅。„Are you...... reallyplanandthisunexpectedlyunexpectedly...... thisfellow...... rest together? Sharesyourshellbedincessantly?”
“你竟然……竟然真的是打算和这……这家伙一起……一起睡?不止是分享你的贝壳大床?”„Alley, mustwantto be huggedby the Elder Brotheris sleepingyī ya.”
“埃里雅,也要想要被哥哥抱着睡觉咿呀。”This【Also】 The character, the usedessence, letsEvil Dragon who was calmvery much, the inexplicablecalftrembles.
这个【也】字,用的就很精髓,让原本镇定下来的恶龙蕾娜,莫名的小腿一颤。„Not!”, The smallfemaledragonpulled tautmyanother sidewrist/skillsuddenly, goes all out.
“不可以!”忽地,小母龙扯住了我另外一边手腕,拼命一拉。„Cracks a joke, howcanmake your fishtailwork!”
“开什么玩笑,怎么能让你这鱼尾巴得逞!”„Youdo not reason withyī ya!” The smallmerpeoplerefuses to admit being inferior, withmaking an effort.
“你不讲理咿呀!”小人鱼不甘示弱,跟着用力。„Youare not concerned about face!”Smallfemaledragon+
“你不要脸!”小母龙+„Yourinsensitiveyī ya!”Smallmerpeople++
“你厚脸皮咿呀!”小人鱼++„Youdo not know the sense of honor!”Smallfemaledragon+++
“你不知廉耻!”小母龙+++„Yourwhole bodyisshameyī ya!”Smallmerpeople++++
“你浑身是耻咿呀!”小人鱼++++Was pulled, the whole personrapid settingopened, Iespeciallyam calm, evenalsogood intentioncomfortEvil Dragon.
被拉扯来拉扯去,整个人都快裂开了,我却格外淡定,甚至还好心安慰恶龙蕾娜。„Alleyshouldnot bethatmeaning, butwantsto makemehugherpurelyto rest.”
“埃里雅应该不是那个意思,只是单纯想让我抱着她睡。”After all the experiencecrossed the men's football team, the expected valuebyinfinitepushing downagain, the innermost feelingsalready the Buddhadepartment, felt grateful, will not indulge in flights of fancyagain, will not anticipateagain, evenfelt,moneydoes not draw backcandiscuss, so long as the persondo not kickagain, suchstate of mind, howalsoto vacillatebecause ofAlleywords.
毕竟见识过了男足,期望值被一而再的无限拉低,内心已经非常佛系,非常感恩了,不会再胡思乱想,不会再有所期待,甚至都觉得,钱不退可以商量,只要人别再踢了,这样的心境,又岂会因为埃里雅的一番话而动摇。Even ifshe said that must makebabysuchwordswithme, Iwill still only feel,certainlywas the formula of babyliquid goldis broken the codeby a merpeopleclan.
就算她说出要和我一起造宝宝这样的话,我也只会觉得,一定是宝宝金水的配方已经被人鱼一族破译了。
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