ROD :: Volume #37

#3676: Two female what?


**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „That entire islands are always why shining, glaring.” “那为啥整个岛屿老是金灿灿的,晃眼的很。” The thought of enrichment suffers to strangle, I am somewhat angry, since you are not the gold do, then why gold/metal, the rural area becomes rich after the gold content is higher than you. 发家致富的念头惨遭扼杀,我有些愤慨,你既然不是金子做的,为啥那么金,农村致富经含金量都比你高。 The small female dragon could not look at the countenance of my broker, the resentment: „The tail of fish tail is not the gold does, why did you say that gold/metal?” 小母龙就看不得我市侩的嘴脸,怼了一句:“鱼尾巴的尾巴也不是金子做的,你说为什么那么金?” These words full are the loophole, I just about to open mouth, actually discovered that...... is unable to dispute, probably like this? 这句话满是漏洞,我刚要张嘴,却又发现……无从辩驳,好像是这样嗷? Is this truth, why therefore is?” “是这个道理,所以到底是为什么呢?” What because golden represents is supreme, omniscient and omnipotent, the brilliance that in the legend, God represents is golden, gold in your eye, but is humblest thing, is similar to our big dragon in the ant, similarly is life, has huge difference.” “因为金色代表的是至高无上,全知全能,传说之中,上帝所代表的光辉就是金色,你眼中的黄金,只不过是其中最低贱之物,就如同我们巨龙之于蚂蚁,同样是生命,却有天壤之别。” I a little understood.” Nod of the ponder moment, I understand clearly: Similarly is golden, difference between both are just like the dog and black bear.” “我有点懂了。”沉思片刻,我了然的点了点头:“同样是金色,两者之间的区别就好比狗和狗熊。” You give me dead!” The small female dragon gets angry inexplicably. “你给我去死!”小母龙莫名发怒。 But on the other hand, golden such being the case is noble, why artifact is not golden?” “但话说回来,金色既然如此高贵,为什么神器不是金色的呢?” Because artifact is not highest level.” Replied this issue small female dragon, who lets her is creates the world race, the secret knows most. “因为神器并不是最高等级。”回答这个问题的还是小母龙,谁让她是创世种族,隐秘知道的最多呢。 Is looking at everyone's shocking vision in abundance centralized on her, this small female dragon shrugs without the responsibility: Do not visit me, I was also listen to stupid fat dragon saying that anything does not know, compared with the appliance of artifact higher level, I have not seen.” 瞧着大家震惊的目光纷纷集中在她身上,这小母龙无责任耸了耸肩:“别看我,我也是听笨肥龙说的,什么也不知道,比神器更高级的器具,我也从没有见过。” The old father-in-law said? Then to is somewhat credible, after all is Dragon King diehards, the fatty, the smelly younger brother, Dragon King has any good treasure, he should clear be right. 老岳父说的么?那到是有几分可信,毕竟是龙王身边的死党,胖子,臭弟弟,龙王有什么好宝贝,他应该都一清二楚才对。 Also learned one without the cold knowledge that the egg uses, artifact is expected, but is unavailable, above artifact, will fear let alone is in the dream will not have. 又学到了一个毫无卵用的冷知识,神器都可望而不可得,更何况神器之上,怕是梦里都不会有。 However, what perhaps does the salt fish sword know? Perhaps can the ideal township that tiny tot king has tracked down, establish relations? 不过,或许咸鱼剑知道点什么?或许小不点王一直追寻的理想乡,能搭上点关系? I suddenly discovered, I actually also know that a wee bit clues, 1-2 small possibilities, a little dai Chinese zither, but does not know how the dai Chinese zither comes out, demonstrated own anything knows hundred million points, the background is immeasurably deep, the pruritus is hard to take turned several buttocks, finally gives up resentfully. 我突然发现,自己竟然还知道那么一丁点的线索,1-2微小的可能性,有点嘚瑟,但不知道怎么嘚瑟出来,显示自己什么都知道亿点点,背景深不可测,瘙痒难耐的扭了几下屁股,最后悻悻作罢。 Only can make dead to chat to console. 只能做个死聊以慰藉。 On golden big I understood, your silver what's the matter?” 金色高大上我懂了,你那么银又是怎么回事呢?” I blink, visit Evil Dragon, she blinks, looks at me, air setting such several seconds. 我眨眨眼,望望恶龙蕾娜,她眨眨眼,也望了望我,空气凝固了那么几秒钟。 Then, has been chased down the darkness, harms me to prepare to inquire a market in detail, whether there is the mutual communication, then opens sea clan special product shop the road of getting rich to fail in the camp temporarily. 然后,一直被追杀到天黑,害我准备详细打探一番市场,互相沟通有无,然后在营地开一间海族特产店的发财之路暂时落空。 Actually this year local product shop could not make the good money, resulted in the upstream and downstream closely to unify, perhaps I can discuss with Alley, pooled capital the travel agency, strove to develop the five-star scenic site the township of gold, hired some black tour guides again, opened several bandits'inns, only sold the Sifan instant noodles. 其实这年头土特产店也赚不了大钱,得上下游紧密结合,或许我可以跟埃里雅商量一下,合股开个旅行社,争取把黄金之乡开发成五星级旅游景点,再雇些黑导游,开几间黑店,只卖思凡牌方便面。 Opens the Rogue local product shop in the sea clan, sold to the Rogue tourist the Rogue local product again, without the problem, doesn't have the people to like buying the country of neon sign to produce the toilet? At the worst my Sifan changes to Ai Fan, the exit|to speak transfers selling internally, proper commercial action. 诶,在海族开罗格土特产店,再把罗格土特产卖给罗格游客,没毛病,不是也有国人喜欢买霓虹牌的国造马桶么?大不了我这思凡牌改成爱凡牌,出口转内销,正经商业手段罢了。 How many big overwhelming power the shop entrance must suspend and sawtooth dense shark person warrior, the tourist arrives first strolled the shop on the same day, enters a shop front door lock, signs the negligent racket of good traveling contract on toward the table, in the magnifying glass careful looks, in the corner writes the shop challenge item, does not squander money to go out, must defeat the security, how could it not be beautiful? 店门口还得摆几尊高大威猛、锯齿森森的鲨人战士,游客抵达当天先逛店,进店大门一锁,签好的旅游合同往桌上大咧咧一拍,放大镜里仔细一瞧,边角落里写着进店挑战事项,不花光身上的钱想出去,就得打败保安,岂不美哉? The name I thought that called the travel agency of Angel and big dragon. 名字我都想好了,就叫天使与巨龙的旅行社。 At nightfall, we are bored to death, take are evading the water drop to go to sea, feel under the curtain of night to have a seabed palace bright with many colors, though Alley invited again with great kindness, making us experience an evening, stemming from the instinct of terrestrial biota, we rejected. 入夜,我们百无聊赖,拿着避水珠又下了海,感受夜幕下别有一番五光十色的海底宫殿,虽则埃里雅再次盛情邀请,让我们在海里体验一晚,出于陆地生物的本能,我们还是拒绝了。 The small female dragon mew mew puts one's mouth close to another's ear quietly tells me, she has experienced, finally falls asleep evades the water drop to roll from the body, next morning will awake, drank to become Dun the sea water, a fish. 小母龙悄咪咪附耳告诉我,她体验过,结果睡着的时候避水珠从身上滚走,第二天早上一醒,喝了成吨的海水,还有一条鱼。 Why must tell me as for her with good intention this dirty business, only then god knows, before a half hour, goes everywhere chases down me, this book has not come, otherwise gives me ten furniture cities, my solemn white eyebrows fist one generation of master cannot block. 至于为什么她要那么好心告诉我这种糗事,只有天知道了,半个小时前还上天入地的追杀我呢,这就还是本子娜没来,否则给我十个家具城,我堂堂白眉拳一代大师也挡不住。 For those the spider young lady, pondered after meeting, complied unexpectedly, took care of oneself obviously before, put down A to go out in an instant, I thought that she had fondness that collected various causes of death? 到是蜘蛛小姐,思考了一会之后,竟然答应了,明明之前还十分惜身,一转眼就平A出去了,我觉得她是不是有收集各种死法的癖好? Also or, has the plot? 又或者,另有阴谋? Looks for the opportunity, one side I arrive at Alley Yarra, told her to protect from fire the security against spider, this goods a lot of dirty tricks, could not breed fish. 寻找机会,我将埃里雅拉到一边,告诉她要防火防盗防蜘蛛,这货一肚子坏水,养不了鱼。 Does not have the issue, the Elder Brother does not need to worry, is not I boasted, here even compared with paradise of still security yī ya dragon.” “没有问题的,哥哥不用担心,不是我自夸,这里就算比龙之乐园也更加安全咿呀。” I know that here the strength of king of merpeople endures compared with Dragon King, but really can be so self-confident? 我知道在这里人鱼之王的战力堪比龙王,但真的可以这么自信? Saw my doubts, small merpeople chest front two small shell, are very self-confident: Don't forget, here, but connection yī ya of dreamland and reality.” 看出了我的疑惑,小人鱼胸前两枚小贝壳一挺,真的很自信:“别忘了,这里可是梦境和现实的交汇地咿呀。” Then, she said like this: Realistic turning over to God, the turning over to merpeople in dream.” 然后,她这样说道:“现实的归上帝,梦里的归人鱼。” I am shocked for a while speechless. 我一时震惊无语。 Then Evil Dragon laughed in side was inserting one: Yeah, the merpeople likes having a dream, in the dream anything has.” 然后恶龙蕾娜在旁嗤笑着插了一句:“可不是么,人鱼爱做梦,梦里什么都有。” Alley refuses to accept, resentment: However the big dragon does not have a thing in the world, yī ya.” 埃里雅不服,怼了一句:“然而巨龙一无所有,咿呀。” What did you say?” The small female dragon emperor's countenance is angry. “你说什么?”小母龙龙颜大怒。 Slightly slightly.” “略略略。” Very good, today I must make you experience, what is a big dragon anger!” “很好,今天我就要让你见识见识,什么叫巨龙一怒!” „......” “……” The big dragon gets angry me not to experience, the big dragon( buttocks) dug me to are experience, you said that you left from the tortoise shell with great difficulty, how to drill to the templetonia in goes. 巨龙一怒我是没有见识到,巨龙(屁股)一撅我到是见识到了,你说你好不容易从龟壳里脱出吧,怎么又钻到珊瑚丛里去了呢。 Elder Brother.” After tidying up the fan self-confident Evil Dragon, the small merpeople pulled my sleeve cuff mysterious. “哥哥。”收拾了迷之自信的恶龙蕾娜以后,小人鱼神秘兮兮的扯了扯我的袖口。 Really, doesn't live in late yī ya here?” “真的,不在这里住一晚咿呀?” Not.” I do not think the belly changes the fish bowl. “不了不了。”我可不想肚子变鱼缸。 Her small hand gesticulated a great-circle circle: Greatly, soft bed yī ya.” 她的小手比划了一个大圈圈:“又大,又软的床咿呀。” I the greatly soft bed, I only do not like the greatly soft pillow, tastes, I shake the head. 我不要大大软软的床,我只喜欢大大软软的枕头,回味一番,我还是摇了摇头。 yī ya.” Lowering the head of the small merpeople loses, my some do not endure, she invited that many times, I repeatedly reject, was too cruel-hearted? 咿呀。”小人鱼失落的低下头,我有些不忍,她都邀请了那么多次,我一再拒绝,是不是太狠心了? After all is Alley, small merpeople Alley but who loves lovably. 毕竟是埃里雅,可可爱爱的小人鱼埃里雅。 Is preparing to change a statement, Evil Dragon brought solemn and stirring Shout to clash: Cannot comply!” 正准备改口,恶龙蕾娜带着悲壮的呐喊冲了上来:“不许答应!” Why can't?” “为什么不许?” You said cannot, I want , I must want. 你说不许,我偏就要,诶,我就要就要。 You are the abnormal, dead fish tail control!” “那你就是变态,死鱼尾控!” Why I cannot be abnormal, why can't be the fish tail controls?” “我为什么不能是变态,为什么不能是鱼尾控?” „......” Does not press playing a card of common sense, making Evil Dragon be at a loss for words for a while, becomes angry out of shame: You think she said is big and soft bed, whose bed refers to? Do you want to be strung together to shoot in oceanic trench on the trident?!” “……”不按常理的出牌,让恶龙蕾娜一时语塞,紧接着恼羞成怒:“你以为她说的又大又软的床,是指谁的床?你是不是想被串在三叉戟上射到大海沟里?!” I tilt the head, blink the eye, the subconsciousness look to Alley, she also tilts the head slightly, blinks the eye, a face visits me simple-hearted. 我歪头,眨巴眼,下意识看向埃里雅,她也微微歪头,眨巴眼,一脸天真无邪的看着我。 ...... Isn't wait/etc, is it possible that...... Alley? 不……等等,莫非是……埃里雅的? Alley did she...... actually invite me to rest her bed? What is this, is that meaning? What to do should I? How can she be so bold? 埃里雅她……竟然邀请我睡她的床?这是什么意思,难道是那个意思?我该怎么办?她怎么能那么大胆? The vision gradually interwines, my heartbeat is getting quicker and quicker, the throat is getting more and more dry, after all, this is in society's first outstandingly beautiful mermaid princess, her charm no one can reject. 目光逐渐交织在一起,我的心跳越来越快,嗓子越来越干,毕竟,这可是世间第一绝色的人鱼公主,她的魅力没有谁能拒绝得了。 Until small female dragon spooky knocks a betel hammer: To prevent you misunderstands unrequited love, I first explained that the fish tail was only pure had this strange fondness, she was very self-satisfied her shell bed, in any event wants with the intimate person share, that several times that I came before, by serious that she entangled, must rest her shell bed to be happy.” 直到小母龙幽幽的敲过来一榔锤:“为了防止你误会自作多情,我先解释一下,鱼尾巴只是单纯的有这种奇怪癖好而已,她很得意她的贝壳大床,无论如何都想和亲近的人分享,我之前来的那几次,被她缠的不得了,非得睡她的贝壳大床才开心。” „......” “……” What's wrong, was really crooked your color embryo.” “怎么,果然想歪了吧你这色胚子。” No, does not have......” “不,没……” In my present mind only has a chart. 我现在脑海里只有一幅图。 Dog director, 【】, Refunds! .gif 狗导演,【哔哔哔】,退钱!.gif This unfair yī ya!” Saw that Evil Dragon inserts one horizontally, Alley is not dry, drew the young small hand of sleeve cuff to grasp upward, pulled taut my wrist/skill. “这不公平咿呀!”眼看恶龙蕾娜横插一手,埃里雅不干了,拉着袖口的小小手往上一握,扯住了我的手腕。 Is always wresting away the Elder Brother, daily in the evening and Elder Brother rests together yī ya!” “蕾娜老是霸占着哥哥,天天晚上和哥哥睡一起咿呀!” Wha...... what?” The small female dragon first stares, was self-taught the head of Valise to brave the steam. “什……什么?”小母龙先一愣,然后无师自通了维拉丝的头冒蒸汽。 „Your you...... you are speaking what nonsense, you talked nonsense! Made false accusations!” “你你你……你在说什么胡话,你胡说八道!血口喷人!” Still is lying, I clearly saw yī ya!” “还在撒谎,我分明看见了咿呀!” What did you...... your you...... you see?! ahh!!! Certainly was your vertigo, certainly was!!!” The small female dragon stole Valise another big unique skill, the mosquito-repellent incense pupil. “你……你你你……你都看见了什么?!啊啊啊!!!一定是你眼花了,一定是!!!”小母龙又偷了维拉丝另外一大绝技,蚊香瞳。 Does not pay attention to Evil Dragon, Alley look is firm, pulls the strength of wrist/skill to be getting bigger and bigger: Now, should be one's turn me and Elder Brother rested yī ya together.” 丝毫不理会恶龙蕾娜的,埃里雅眼神坚定,扯着手腕的力气越来越大:“现在,该轮到我和哥哥一起睡了咿呀。” Rumble!!! 轰隆隆!!! In the seabed, actually as if heard the startling thunderclap obviously crack. 明明是在海底,却仿佛听见了惊雷炸响。 Little friends one after another was shocked, cracks with the teeth in abundance the melon seed, enters the seeing a play pattern, the spider young lady is no exception, that pair got used to seeing in world hundred condition desolate pupils, at this time filled up hi got up the two large character. 小伙伴们一个个都惊呆了,纷纷嗑起瓜子,进入看戏模式,就连蜘蛛小姐也不例外,那双看惯了世间百态的冷淡瞳孔,此时填满了“嗨起来”两个大字。 What did you say?” Why does not know, Evil Dragon is suddenly unhurried, is not chaotic, the head does not belch smoke, but shivering is pointing at Alley. “你说什么?”不知为何,恶龙蕾娜忽然不慌了,不乱了,脑袋也不冒烟了,只是颤抖的指着埃里雅。 „Are you...... really plan and this unexpectedly unexpectedly...... this fellow...... rest together? Shares your shell bed incessantly?” “你竟然……竟然真的是打算和这……这家伙一起……一起睡?不止是分享你的贝壳大床?” Alley, must want to be hugged by the Elder Brother is sleeping yī ya.” “埃里雅,也要想要被哥哥抱着睡觉咿呀。” This Also The character, the used essence, lets Evil Dragon who was calm very much, the inexplicable calf trembles. 这个【也】字,用的就很精髓,让原本镇定下来的恶龙蕾娜,莫名的小腿一颤。 Not!”, The small female dragon pulled taut my another side wrist/skill suddenly, goes all out. “不可以!”忽地,小母龙扯住了我另外一边手腕,拼命一拉。 Cracks a joke, how can make your fish tail work!” “开什么玩笑,怎么能让你这鱼尾巴得逞!” You do not reason with yī ya!” The small merpeople refuses to admit being inferior, with making an effort. “你不讲理咿呀!”小人鱼不甘示弱,跟着用力。 You are not concerned about face!” Small female dragon + “你不要脸!”小母龙+ Your insensitive yī ya!” Small merpeople + + “你厚脸皮咿呀!”小人鱼++ You do not know the sense of honor!” Small female dragon + + + “你不知廉耻!”小母龙+++ Your whole body is shame yī ya!” Small merpeople + + + + “你浑身是耻咿呀!”小人鱼++++ Was pulled, the whole person rapid setting opened, I especially am calm, even also good intention comfort Evil Dragon. 被拉扯来拉扯去,整个人都快裂开了,我却格外淡定,甚至还好心安慰恶龙蕾娜。 Alley should not be that meaning, but wants to make me hug her purely to rest.” “埃里雅应该不是那个意思,只是单纯想让我抱着她睡。” After all the experience crossed the men's football team, the expected value by infinite pushing down again, the innermost feelings already the Buddha department, felt grateful, will not indulge in flights of fancy again, will not anticipate again, even felt, money does not draw back can discuss, so long as the person do not kick again, such state of mind, how also to vacillate because of Alley words. 毕竟见识过了男足,期望值被一而再的无限拉低,内心已经非常佛系,非常感恩了,不会再胡思乱想,不会再有所期待,甚至都觉得,钱不退可以商量,只要人别再踢了,这样的心境,又岂会因为埃里雅的一番话而动摇。 Even if she said that must make baby such words with me, I will still only feel, certainly was the formula of baby liquid gold is broken the code by a merpeople clan. 就算她说出要和我一起造宝宝这样的话,我也只会觉得,一定是宝宝金水的配方已经被人鱼一族破译了。 ... 。。。
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