**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Cousin meow?” “表哥喵？” „No, no, to is you, then how was about to come back?” “不,没什么,到是你们,怎么那么就快回来了？” I think, felt this saying to be not right, what is? Where is your families/home? You really clear? 我想了想,感觉这话不对劲,什么叫回来？哪边才是你们的家？你们真的清楚么？ Is looking already and three does not have the princess together, is bustling about in the kitchen bustling, on the table gradually the sumptuous clamoring scene, I swallowed this saying. 瞧着已经和三无公主一起,热火朝天在厨房里忙碌着,餐桌上逐渐丰盛的喧哗场面,我将这话吞了回去。 Considers as finished, which is also not the family/home, for example I and three do not have the princess, lives in Rogue Jail ultra happy. 算了算了,哪还不是家呢,就比如说我和三无公主,在罗格监牢里住的超开心的。 „Does not calculate that quickly meow, is mainly the proprietress is not a talkative person meow, particularly I, several words sent meow.” poor|Fei as if a little small complaint, although makes you dillydally in Aumas that for a long time. “不算快了喵,主要是老板娘不是一个健谈的人喵,尤其是我,几句话就打发了喵。”菲妮似乎有点小怨念,虽让你在奥玛斯那磨蹭那么久。 Also, you are not the proprietress pick, one false mother hits the worker, what has to be good to chat with you? 再说了,你也不是老板娘捡回来的,就一伪娘打工人,和你有什么好聊的？ Recalls the proprietress surface cold-hearted hot person to suppose, I gradually understood all. 回忆一下老板娘面冷心热的人设,我逐渐理解了一切。 „Right cousin, here has the good thing meow.” Before gathering up that poor|Fei offers valuable advice. “对了表哥,我这里有好东西喵。”菲妮献宝的凑上前。 „Does not listen, does not want.” “不听,不要。” „in any case also made me say the words meow!” “好歹也让我把话说完喵！” „In any case is some strange things is right, robs a grave to come?” “反正又是一些稀奇古怪的东西对吧,盗墓得来的？” „Without that matter, I very long has not done this line, storing goods are not many meow.” Like this saying, the expression a little small regret, slightly loses. “没有那回事,我已经很久没有干过这行了,存货已经不多了喵。”这样说着,菲妮表情有点小遗憾,小失落。 In other words inventory? Do you also dare to regret?! 也就是说还有存货咯？你还敢遗憾？！ „Today must give the cousin to introduce other equally good thing meow.” Hits energy, she continues to me shows off, and Ouna who bring in nearby process titter. “今天要给表哥介绍另外一样好东西喵。”打起精神,她继续向我卖弄,引来一旁经过的碧丝和欧娜偷笑。 In order to avoid being pestered continuous, I can only make take a bit faster the solid stuff, before serving a meal. 为了避免被纠缠不休,我只能让菲妮快点把干货拿出来,在开饭以前。 „Clang clang clang!” poor|Fei happily pulls out several as if to flash golden light staff, is lifting up high high, live likely many A. “铛铛铛！”菲妮得意的掏出几根仿佛在闪着金光的法杖,高高举着,活的像个多啦A妮。 „Cousin guesses that this is anything, I can guarantee that you cannot guess meow.” “表哥猜猜这是什么,我敢保证你猜不出来喵。” „Comb.” I am unemotional. “梳子。”我面无表情。 „What meow?!” “什么喵？！” poor|Fei stares the big eye, greatly by shocking expression, but she accepted quickly: „Can cousin come one?” 菲妮瞪大眼,一副大受震惊的表情,但她很快接受了:“表哥要来一把么？” „Does not want, can bald.” “不要,会秃头。” „Perhaps should the cousin try to trade a new image meow?” “或许表哥应该试一试换个新形象喵？” „Can you first try to trade a brain?” “你能先试一试换个脑子么？” „Good meow.” She dejectedly gave up, receives the comb, pulled out pulling out, spirited puts out several smoke poles: „Clang clang clang, new commodity meow.” “好吧喵。”她沮丧放弃了,收起梳子,掏了掏,又神气的拿出几根烟杆:“铛铛铛,新商品喵。” „Looks a little looks familiar.” “看着有点眼熟。” „Primary taste smoke pole that proprietress uses meow.” “老板娘用的原味烟杆喵。” „......” “……” „Sorry, is the imitation meow, guarantees newly, useless meow.” Under my death staring, instigated. “抱歉,是仿造品喵,保证新的,没用过的喵。”在我的死亡凝视下,菲妮怂了。 „I do not smoke.” “我不抽烟的。” „Actually is used to massage somebody's back by tapping also well, you look meow.” The cigarette holder regarded the small hammer, is conducting the back to knock several, let alone, looks is very convenient. “其实用来敲背也不错,你看喵。”烟嘴当成小锤子,菲妮在背上敲了几下,别说,看着是挺顺手的。 „, I did not have the daughters to help me pound the back.” I wave the hand again and again, while convenient Versailles, how this little false mother today was, does hid the merchant to live, but also performed to sell some trash, was hammered dead carefully. “不了不了,我有女儿们帮我捶背。”我连连摇手,顺便凡尔赛一把,这小伪娘今天是怎么了,干起隐藏商人的活来了,还尽卖些垃圾,小心被锤死。 „Gives me to come.” “给吾来一把。” The unexpected guest appeared, unexpectedly is the spider young lady, it took a smoke pole, skilled holding in the mouth in mouth. 出乎意料的客人出现了,竟然是蜘蛛小姐,它拿了一把烟杆,熟练的叼在嘴里。 We are greatly amazed. 我们大受震撼。 „What's wrong, what issue had?” The spider young lady is puzzled. “怎么了,有什么问题吗？”蜘蛛小姐不解。 „Do you smoke unexpectedly?” “你竟然抽烟？” „Before has tried.” “以前试过。” „Before was to pretend to be the saintess, was saintess this not good? The image does not want?” “以前都是冒充圣女吧,圣女这样不大好吧？形象不要的么？” „Does not pretend to be, course.” The spider young lady first corrected a small blind spot, my solemn is Prime Evil, having a saintess very strange? Is the standard configuration good. “不是冒充,本来就是。”蜘蛛小姐先纠正了一个小小盲点,我堂堂一介魔神,有个圣女很奇怪么？标配好不好。 Do oneself work as oneself saintess to be very strange? Very strange, but might as well. 自己当自己的圣女很奇怪么？是很怪,但无妨。 „Some world truly interesting things, I attempted as far as possible, including smoking, when is coming? Once, I remember that many followers like smoking, moreover likes pulling out in the church, therefore inside frequently hazy......” “人间确实有许多有趣的东西,吾尽可能尝试了一些,包括抽烟,是什么时候来着？有一次,吾记得许多信徒都喜欢抽烟,而且喜欢在教堂抽,所以里面经常烟雾弥漫的……” „The smoke that wait/etc, you smoke, is the proper smoke?” I rubbed the temples, reorganizes the mentality, perhaps should ask thoroughly, what you invade is proper Dark Continent? “等等,你抽的这个烟,是正经烟么？”我揉了揉太阳穴,整理思路,或许应该问的更深入一点,你入侵的是正经暗黑大陆么？ Feared that isn't God presses the dog? 怕不是上帝压狗吧？ „Should that place be rich in the tobacco.” The spider young lady gave a proper answer, is holding in the mouth the smoke pole, the look is suddenly blurred, seemed and enters recalled CG. “应该那个地方盛产烟草。”蜘蛛小姐给了一个正经的答复,叼着烟杆,眼神忽然间迷离起来,好似又进入了回忆CG。 „One time, everyone is pulling out together, reorganizes the offering that the follower makes an offering together, in the church was full of the happy talks and laughters, when reorganizes to one box explodes potion......” “记得有一次,大家在一起抽,一起整理信徒上供的供品,教堂里充满了欢声笑语,当整理到一箱爆炸药剂的时候……” Spider young lady, did not have then. 蜘蛛小姐一顿,就没有然后了。 I want to know now, in this world has one thing, can not trigger the death recollection of spider young lady. 我现在就很想知道,这个世界上到底有没有一样东西,可以不触发蜘蛛小姐的死亡回忆。 Looks at the spider young lady to play with the smoke pole full of enthusiasm, everyone expression many are somewhat strange, felt that the picture is out of sorts very much, besides me. 瞧着蜘蛛小姐兴致勃勃的玩弄烟杆,大家表情多少有些古怪,感觉画面很违和,除了我以外。 loli matched the smoke pole, the second child punctures yuan, even the flavor also missed, additional qipao meatball was again good. 萝莉配烟杆,老二刺螈了,甚至味道还差了点,再加个旗袍丸子头就好了。 During the talks, the dinner has completed, the spider young lady and completed a transaction, since this may become the millenniums human for the first time and precious historical fragment of Prime Evil cash transaction. 谈话间,晚饭已经做好了,蜘蛛小姐和菲妮完成了一笔交易,这或许会成为千年以来人类首次和魔神现金交易的珍贵历史片段。 „Where does your money hit comes?” I look at a spider young lady neat appearance, root hair does not have the belt/bring. “你钱打哪来的？”我可是看着蜘蛛小姐一身清爽的出现,身上一根毛都没有带。 Did not bring...... is not right to...... the wool, in brief, it came was very clean, walking thinks that will also be very clean, I can only say like this, speaking of this share. 不对……毛是带了……也不对,总而言之,它来的很干净,走的时候想必也会很干净,我只能这样说,说到这个份上。 „Makes an offering hand/subordinate.” “手下上供的。” Hateful, the righteousness that white Piao added that why my solemn Savior, never has the person to make an offering to me, wages 20 years of invariable that the alliance sends, is five ten gold coin! 可恶,白嫖还说的理直气壮,为什么我堂堂救世主,就从来没有人给我上供,联盟发的工资二十年不变,还是五十金币！ The spider young lady was hungry, the knife and fork uses is very skilled, perhaps is the spider has the relations with it? I turn head to look. 蜘蛛小姐饿了,刀叉用的很熟练,或许跟它是蜘蛛有关系？我又扭头看向菲妮。 „Are you short of money now very much? Or is the greenwood bar short of money now very much?” “你现在很缺钱？或者说绿林酒吧现在很缺钱？” „Money is never will be definitely sufficient, but must say lacks, actually does not lack meow.” “钱肯定是永远不够用的,但要说缺,却也不缺喵。” „How was that the merchant suddenly?” “那怎么忽然当起商人了？” „Doesn't cousin know meow?” A poor|Fei in turn strange expression. “表哥不知道喵？”菲妮反过来一副奇怪的表情。 „Is I the information that must know?” “是我非得知道的信息么？” „To donate orphanage.” “为了捐给孤儿院。” I, without speech. 我哦了一声,没说话了。 „Cousin, but one of the orphanage pathfinders meow.” “表哥可是孤儿院的开创者之一喵。” Suppressed saying that I remembered a forgotten black history, was your mistake! 憋说了,我又想起了一件被遗忘的黑历史,都是你的错！ „Teacher Oslund and proprietresses joined the orphanage, the present is the head in Kula Stee Region Orphanage meow.” “奥斯玛老师和老板娘都加入了孤儿院,现在是库拉斯特区域孤儿院的负责人喵。” Suppressed saying that the orphanage must turn strangely organized! No, was actually very strange. 憋说了,孤儿院要变成奇怪的组织了！不,其实本来就很怪。 „Proprietress mouth said is very troublesome, actually at heart is very happy.” Has lowered the head Ouna who eats meal to join to chat suddenly. “老板娘嘴里说很麻烦,其实心里是挺开心的。”一直低头吃饭的欧娜忽然加入聊天。 „Un, later did not need to go all around, to look for the abandoned orphan especially, was really good.” Joins to chat. “嗯,以后再也不用四处奔走,特地去寻找被遗弃的孤儿了,真是太好了。”碧丝加入聊天。 Yes, I know a place, specially many orphans. 是么,我知道一个地方,特别多孤儿。 Innermost feelings complained no one to know, maidservant three people of groups selfish chatted the proprietresses and orphanage 23 matters, from auditing a meeting, roughly can know, money that before they will make gave the proprietress, these years contributed to the orphanage directly. 内心的吐槽无人得知,侍女三人组自顾自的聊起了老板娘和孤儿院二三事,从旁听了一会,大致可以得知,以前她们将赚的钱交给老板娘,这些年则是直接捐献给了孤儿院。 The proprietress blood owes! 老板娘血亏！ Another Aumas, arrived on the stage from the stage recently, the person many places can always see that he shows off the form of cold joke alone, finally entrusted the hard core comb that Hera strength of iron built, was one has not sold, I must report to Akara, some alliance elders to make money, started to catch a fish by hand unexpectedly. 再一个奥玛斯,最近也从台下走到台上,人多的地方总能看到他独自卖弄冷笑话的身影,结果委托赫拉铁力打造的硬核梳子,是一根也没卖出去,我得向阿卡拉举报,有些联盟长老为了赚钱,竟然开始摸鱼了。 Also chatted our, quick-witted three asked regardless the mysterious Savior, stupid Prime Evil hundred thought does not understand this matter not to raise, regarding operation that the spider young lady reverse netherworld took up a collection, everyone was also startled dull. 又聊起了我们这一趟,撇开神奇救世主机智三问,愚蠢魔神百思不得解这事儿不提,对于蜘蛛小姐反向阴间打钱的操作,大家也惊了个呆。 It to is a point does not care about me to expose, instead is very contented, stance that solemn is industrious and thrifty is the abyss traditional virtue. 它到是一点也不在意我曝光,反而很自得,俨然一副勤俭节约是深渊传统美德的架势。 „On the other hand, the strength of thousand dog some strong meow?” poor|Fei found magnificence chose/point. “话说回来,千狗之力到底有多强喵？”菲妮找到了华点。 „Simple, we can close people and 1000 dogs in the same place.” “简单,我们可以把一个人和一千条狗关在一起。” „I understood, if both sides perished together are equal to the strength of thousand dog meow!” poor|Fei pats the palm. “我懂了,如果双方都同归于尽就等于是千狗之力了喵！”菲妮一拍手心。 „No, what I want to say that if three months later the quantity of dog turned five times, during this, what had?” “不,我想说的是,如果三个月以后狗的数量足足翻了五倍,请问这期间发生了什么？” Everyone:??? 所有人:？？？ pā, the chopsticks of small female dragon were pinched forcefully. 啪嚓一声,小母龙的筷子被硬生生捏断了。 Ding-dong, the shame dog, quest achieves every time. 叮咚,每时辱狗,任务达成。 ... 。。。