**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „yi ~ ~” “咿~呀~” My flexure the cheeks , is who is harassing a person of clear dream very early in the morning? 我挠了挠脸颊,大清早的,是谁在扰人清梦？ Wait? 等等？ Opens eyes fiercely, sure enough, small merpeople Alley has the bright smile of little practical joke, lies at present, with her small trident, poked superficially several on my cheeks. 猛地睁开眼,果不其然,小人鱼埃里雅带着少许恶作剧的灿烂笑容,趴在眼前,用她那小小的三叉戟,在我的脸颊上蜻蜓点水的戳了几下。 „Good morning, Alley.” I sit difficultly, the yawn again and again, the eye hides is still fighting, last night at the same night hurried back to the alliance, in the morning comes back, this lies down with great difficulty, one hour has not rested the foot, was awakened by noise, you look, the solemn four wings powerhouse, puts on three at the same night, the leg ran softly, the knee has been shivering, the whole person became emaciated several points, soon can see face cheekbone was raised. “早上好啊,埃里雅。”我艰难的坐起来,哈欠连连,眼皮子还在打架,昨晚连夜赶回联盟,早上回来,这好不容易才躺下,一个小时还没睡足呢,就被吵醒,你看,堂堂四翼强者,连夜穿三界,腿都跑软了,膝盖一直在打抖,整个人消瘦了好几分,快要能看到脸颊骨的起凸了。 However, so works hard day and night , is just Savior averagely not wonderful one day. 但是,如此日夜操劳,也只不过是救世主平平无奇的一天而已。 If we had known must go back, I should not provoke Elder Sister White Dragon little, but, is she who I provoke? What strange thing should not be black tea Riga? 早知道要回去,我就不该去撩拨白龙小姐姐的,不过,是我撩拨的她么？该不会是红茶里加了什么奇怪的东西吧？ Is thinking the strange thing, I small merpeople such handful in the palm, lift to the front as usual as always, maintains the vision to horizontally view, selected lightly selected her small tip of the nose. 想着奇奇怪怪的东西,我还是照例将小人鱼一如往常那样捧在手心,抬至面前,保持目光平视,轻点了点她的小小鼻头。 „Rare early morning sees you, had the news?” “难得一大早见到你,是不是有消息了？” Supposing, this taking a nap god mermaid princess, is giving up early morning good dream, ten had 8~9 travel about this merpeople, towed those days, perhaps presented what accident, I even prepared for by psychology that the king of merpeople kept them out. 估摸着,这小睡神人鱼公主,放弃一大早的好梦,十有八九是关于这趟人鱼之旅了,拖了那么些天,或许是出现了什么变故,我甚至做好了被人鱼之王拒之门外的心理准备。 „yī ya!” Small merpeople cheerful complying, nods, looks at her happy appearance, should not be the bad result that I conceive. “咿呀！”小人鱼欢快的答应一点,点点头,瞧她开心的样子,应该不是我设想的糟糕结果。 „Therefore, you are the preparation must go back, can take me?” “所以,你是准备要回去咯,可以带上我？” yī ya yī ya, the small merpeople nods again and again, sees here, I also show the smile, was steady. 咿呀咿呀,小人鱼连连点头,看到这里,我也不禁露出笑容,稳了。 To be honest, Heaven went, the paradise of dragon also went, Hell took root, now can make me curious, wants to find out the place that also a mysterious merpeople clan. 说实话,天堂去了,龙之乐园也去了,地狱更是扎根了,现在能让我好奇的,想要一探究竟的地方,也就只有神秘的人鱼一族了。 However, I care about the traveling schedule that this went ahead very much, why even Baituo several days, is it possible that is Alley plans to rest satisfactory again? 不过,我还是很在意这趟本来说走就走的行程,为什么平白拖了好几天,莫非是埃里雅打算睡的美美的再出发？ Thereupon, Alley yī ya yī ya explained to me. 于是乎,埃里雅咿呀咿呀的跟我解释起来。 The approximate meaning is this, except sack time, she and her father merpeople king of Alley Shick, through strange, can span three no barrier communications the merpeople electric waves, quarrelled one all day. 大致的意思是这样的,除去睡觉时间,她和她的父亲人鱼之王艾力西克,通过奇怪的,可以跨越三界毫无障碍通讯的人鱼电波,足足吵了一整天。 First quarrelled for the time of grown ceremony, this point Alley has not stated clearly the reason, that side not the too small female dragon has actually given the answer, was because Alley wants to hold the grown ceremony ahead of time, I do not know that ahead of time holds will have what consequence, but wants to come to be does not have the advantage harmfully, was the old father did not agree that was also the matter in reason. 先是为成年仪式的时间而吵,这一点埃里雅并没有明说原因,不过小母龙那边其实已经给出了答案,是因为埃里雅想提前举行成年仪式,我也不知道提前举行会有什么后果,但想来应该是有害而无利,身为老父亲不同意也是情理之中的事情。 Ten have 8~9, is quarrels for this reason. 十有八九,是因为这个原因而吵起来。 Then, does not leave accidentally/surprisingly, Alley convinced the father, only daughter controls, comes and daughter with what fights? 然后,不出意外的,埃里雅说服了父亲,区区一个女儿控,拿什么来和女儿战斗？ Then the father and daughter two also to invite the matter of guest quarrelled, right was I. 接着父女两又为邀请客人的事吵起来了,没错就是我。 The meaning of king of merpeople, to is not does not welcome me to come, instead greeted Alley to me call, during the spoken languages was venomous, the east wind express was ready to make trouble, all these were watched by the daughter, brave Alley, lifted up high the trident thereupon decisively, played the signal for battle to the old father again. 人鱼之王的意思,到不是不欢迎我来,反而招呼埃里雅一定要把我叫上,言语之间充满恶意,东风快递蠢蠢欲动,这一切都被女儿看在眼里,于是乎骁勇善战的埃里雅,果断高举三叉戟,再次向老父亲吹起战斗号角。 Finally comes to an end by the king of disastrous defeat merpeople again, made a few rules for all concerned, summarizes a few words, after I arrived her home, cannot anybody feel embarrassed me. 最后再次以人鱼之王惨败而告终,被约法三章,总结一句话,我到了她家以后,不许任何人为难我。 Miserable, with controls for the daughter, my sympathize, has been able to imagine the king of merpeople has loses steadily, that wept and wailed the tears tears four class/flow disorderly faces that the female does not keep greatly. 惨啊,同为女儿控,我感同身受,已经能想象出屡战屡败的人鱼之王,那哭喊着女大不中留的涕泪四流的凌乱面孔了。 Alley explained succinct dexterous, made me quickly grasp the meaning of something sufficiently, the sleepiness did not have. 埃里雅解释的简洁轻巧,却足以让我一个激灵,睡意全无。 King of that fellow merpeople, was really the preparation started to me, good Alley saw through his sinister intention, otherwise my these with the past, undying that also resulted in a skin. 人鱼之王那家伙,果然是准备对我下手了,还好埃里雅识破了他的险恶用心,不然我这一趟跟过去,不死那也得掉层皮。 That is can in own domain, gesticulates several moves of existences with Dragon King, if not the reputation on continent does not reveal, five masters have changed six masters. 那可是能在自家的地盘里,和龙王比划几招的存在,若非在大陆上声名不显,五爷早就变六爷了。 In these days of waiting, Alley did so many for me quietly, at this time remembers Eika Layh urged me to be able again to a merpeople clan „to point” the suggestion, the bonus was the moral integrity such as I, was red shameless one, shamefacedly was hard to take. 没想到,等待的这些天里,埃里雅悄悄为我做了这么多,此时想起艾卡莱伊叮嘱我可以再向人鱼一族“给点给点”的建议,饶是节操如我,也不禁老脸一红,羞愧难耐。 How this may open, the princess supports personally, the tears of precious merpeople also said that taking advantage of borrows, the battle efficiency that even if provides is inferior, but this intention, in all support is actually really first. 这口可怎么开呀,公主殿下亲自支援,珍贵的人鱼之泪也是说借就借,纵使提供的战斗力逊色不少,但这份心意,在所有的支援当中却是实打实的第一。 The grateful words are pale, I can only hold Alley high, like lifting the peerless treasure, affectionate playing is then rubbing, the fruit throws feeds the a dragon. 感激的话已然苍白,我只能高高捧起埃里雅,如同举着绝世珍宝,然后亲亲昵昵的玩蹭蹭,紧接水果投喂一条龙。 „When do we prepare?” Served well satisfied Alley, is holding my index finger, sucks the above remaining fruit juice, is taking a look at this familiar daily picture, I spoke softly to ask. “那我们准备什么时候出发？”被伺候的心满意足的埃里雅,正抱着我的食指,吸吮上面的残余果汁,瞅着这熟悉的日常画面,我柔声细语问道。 „yī ya, Alley, has prepared, waiting , the master Elder Brother, is preparing yī ya.” “咿呀,埃里雅,已经准备好了,等着,主人哥哥,做准备咿呀。” What I must prepare, wasn't this can momentarily? 我还要准备什么,这不是随时可以出发了么？ Listened to my such saying, the small merpeople somewhat felt puzzled: „Doesn't master Elder Brother, prepare some multi- belt/bring person yī ya? Alley looks like, must certainly yī ya that follows to go to together.” 听我这么一说,小人鱼有些困惑不解:“主人哥哥,不准备多带一些人咿呀？埃里雅看来,蕾娜肯定是要跟着一起去的咿呀。” „Can take some people? Does your clansman, your father permit?” I am startled, the inertia thought thinks that a merpeople clan does not like being intimate with, takes me to calculate showed mercy especially, but can also call people friends readily? “可以多带上一些人？你的族人,你的父亲允许么？”我吃了一惊,惯性思想以为人鱼一族不爱与人亲近,带上我就已经算格外开恩了,还能呼朋唤友？ „Does not have yī ya of issue, the witness of ceremony, cannot so many, only be able to be master Elder Brother yī ya.” “没问题的咿呀,不过仪式的见证者,不能这么多,只能是主人哥哥一个咿呀。” „You wait/etc, I ponder over the candidate fortunately well, on the other hand why can that young female dragon go?” “那你等等,我还好好琢磨一下人选,话说回来为什么那小母龙非去不可？” Alley blinks, seems natural, gave me an unexpected answer: „Because, Alley, are friend yī ya.” 埃里雅眨了眨眼,好似理所当然般,给了我一个始料不及的答案:“因为,埃里雅和蕾娜,是朋友咿呀。” You and she? Is the friend? 你和她？是朋友？ Your deep sea big vortex effort big, among you friendship deep? 是不是你的深海大漩涡力度有多大,你们之间的友谊就有多深？ Only can say, I cannot understand, but I am greatly amazed. 只能说,我看不懂,但我大受震撼。 „After the grown ceremony, will certainly also invite Alley, yī ya.” Small merpeople so self-confident saying, as to use this paying a man back in his own coin way, told me her and best friend sentiment between deep. “蕾娜以后的成年仪式,一定也会邀请埃里雅的,咿呀。”小人鱼如此自信满满的说道,似乎想用这种礼尚往来的方式,告诉我她和蕾娜之间的闺蜜情有多深。 Perhaps she wants after the grown ceremony ended in the celebration party, makes a fish six to eat to you? 或许她是想在成年仪式结束后的庆祝会里,给你做一鱼六吃呢？ „Ok, she likes following, other candidates, will not be many, I must ask, in the afternoon, how gives you to answer?” “行吧,她爱跟着跟着,其余的人选,不会太多,我得问问,下午之前给你答复怎么样？” „We can go home today yī ya.” The small merpeople cheers one, cheeks slightly red visits me, suddenly collects, the chopsticks common slender arm is holding my chin, MUA on lip. “那我们今天就可以回到家了咿呀。”小人鱼欢呼一声,脸颊微红的看着我,忽然凑上来,筷子一般的纤细手臂抱着我的下巴,在嘴唇上MUA了一口。 The small person fish, offers the kiss, is not the main body life-size, has not brought too many romantic touch, instead appears somewhat tender gruff lovable. 小小的人鱼儿,献上亲吻,不是本体真人大小,并没有带来太多的香艳触感,反而显得有几分娇憨可亲。 „Alley first goes back, waits for master elder brother's good news yī ya.” “埃里雅先回去,等主人哥哥的好消息咿呀。” So after leaving behind the happy words, small mermaid princess, looks like the child of preparation hike picnic to be the same, impatient going home did to prepare finally. 这般留下开心的话语后,小小的人鱼公主,就像是准备远足郊游的孩子一样,迫不及待的回家做最后准备去了。 Feels the lip, stretches oneself, calls the little friend, walks! 摸了摸嘴唇,伸个懒腰,召集小伙伴,走起！ „A merpeople clan, wants to go, but the time is precious, now one minute/share one second does not want to waste much, said again, by Junior Brother Wu and Alley relations, later wants to go should not be difficult, this time even.” “人鱼一族,想去,不过时间宝贵,现在一分一秒也不想多浪费,再说了,以吴师弟和埃里雅的关系,以后想去应该也不难吧,这次就算了。” The master brothers and two fellow apprentices leave behind the answer, departs in a hurry, compared with paradise of more mystical merpeople clan Heaven and a dragon, who doesn't want to go to experience? But two rely on the overall perception, very good suppression curiosity. 大师兄和二师兄留下答复,匆匆离去,比天堂和龙之乐园更加神秘的人鱼一族,谁不想去见识一下？但二位还是凭借大局观,很好的压制住了好奇心。 Then, actually also thinks, makes me buy a ticket to them, what the calculation hits is good . 然后,竟然还想以后再让我给他们补票,小算盘打的是不错,准了。 Others almost are also this meaning, only if there is a reason that must go, otherwise no one wants to waste to remain not the much preparation periods. 其余人差不多也是这个意思,除非有一定要去的理由,不然谁都不想浪费所剩不多的备战时间。 After all, the Lesser Evil village double virtue is not everyone can work as. 毕竟,魔王村双贤可不是人人都能当的。 My king is also this meaning, to is the yellow piece maidservant is a little ready to make trouble, as if must play the signboard of personal maidservant, wants to rub this junketing, finally was brutally carried the collar to raise by the younger sister, entrusted this quest for on the way three did not have the princess. 吾王也是这个意思,到是黄段子侍女有点蠢蠢欲动,似乎要打着贴身侍女的招牌,想蹭这一趟公费旅游,结果被妹妹无情的拎着衣领提了回去,顺道将这个任务托付给了三无公主。 Having the feeling was lowly low, who also wasn't a personal maidservant? 存在感低是低了点,谁还不是个贴身侍女呢？ Lying that the small female dragon is bored to death on table, is having the yawn lazily, the appearance that an interest lacks, did not say, cannot say, felt that knows on probably entire universe people her decision, does not need to talk too much. 小母龙百无聊赖的趴在桌上,懒洋洋打着哈欠,一副兴趣缺缺的样子,不说去,也不说不去,感觉就好像是全宇宙人都知道了她的决定,无需多言。 „Very good, does not go.” Quick-witted such as I, numerous stroke in list. “很好,蕾娜也不去。”机智如我,在名单上重重一划。 „Ha?!” “哈？！” „Good, wants to go, actually must act difficult ships out one not to go to the appearance that greatly.” I reverse stroke in list, dual denied, lost/carrying lost/carrying positive. “好吧,蕾娜很想去,却非要闹别扭的装出一副不大想去的样子。”我又在名单上反向一划,双重否认,负负得正。 „Spoke some nonsenses while rules out others' famous stroke arbitrarily, was careful that I do present also your thing in your tombstone over a hundred times?!” “一边说些傻话一边擅自把别人的名字划来划去,小心我在你的墓碑上百倍奉还啊你这混账东西？！” „You actually want to go, doesn't want to go?” “那你到底是想去,还是不想去？” „Issue that doesn't want to go, is the obedience with the choice of rebel.” The small female dragon was not swindled, changes to a deep tone, the melancholy look, 45 degrees elevation angle looks to the sky, is unwilling, is confused, misses in the hand to shake one cup of 82 years of Laoshan agkistrodon acutus grass water lightly. “不是想不想去的问题,是服从与叛逆的抉择。”小母龙不上当,改用一副深沉的口吻,忧郁的眼神,四十五度仰角望向天空,是不甘,是迷茫,就差手中轻晃一杯八二年的崂山白花蛇草水。 „Spoke the logical expression.” “说人话。” „Stupid fat dragon makes me replace him to give regards to the king of merpeople.” “笨肥龙让我代替他向人鱼之王问个好。” A your cafeteria manager, its sea merpeople, is very difficult to imagine ups and downs strange intriguing delicate relations. 你一个食堂总管,它一个大海人鱼,很难想象这其中曲折离奇错综复杂的微妙关系。 The girls do not plan, although I guaranteed repeatedly is not a big dragon clan that situation does not need to be worried I was delivered express, I and Alley are not Evil Dragon that relations. 女孩们也不打算去,虽然我一再保证不是巨龙一族那种情况不用担心我被送快递,我和埃里雅不是恶龙蕾娜那种关系。 However, they do not believe. 但是,她们不信。 „I go to me to go!” An unexpected sound appears suddenly, I have doubts swept one in the sound direction, crooked tilting the head, no one, presented certainly the auditory hallucination. “我去我去！”一个意想不到的声音忽然出现,我疑惑的往声音方向扫了一眼,歪了歪头,没人啊,一定是出现了幻听。 „Cannot pretend to disregard my fool Wu!” The Beja girls jump, was short short, was higher than the table, developed was too much. “不许假装无视我笨蛋吴！”贝雅丫头一蹦而起,矮是矮了点,比桌子还是要高的,演的有点过了。 „.” “准了。” The neat answer, makes the Beja girls stare on the contrary for a while dull, is hard to accept. 干脆利落的答复,反倒让贝雅丫头一时呆愣,难以接受。 „But...... can the Lesser Evil village's management, what to do I walk should?” “可……可魔王村的管理呢,我走了该怎么办？” „Un?” “嗯？” „Un?” “嗯？” „......” “……” „......” “……” „You...... should not forget me are village head matter.” “你……该不会是忘了我是村长这回事吧。” „Has not forgotten, naturally has not forgotten! The Lesser Evil village cannot leave you, therefore was a pity very much, Beja, how even if you want to go again are still incorrect.” “没忘,当然没忘！魔王村离不开你,所以很可惜,贝雅,就算你再怎么想去也是不行的。” Obviously, I flustered pulled the explanations of eight accents, young fool Beja cannot deceive continually. 很显然,我慌张中拉高了八个调的解释,连小傻瓜贝雅也没能骗过。 „May you be punished by heaven!” When the king knight who being burning with anger Beja, subconscious high jumping, puts forth the signboard kicks. “天诛！”怒火中烧的贝雅,下意识的高高跃起,使出招牌的时王骑士踢。 The electric light does one...... sparkle...... well? 电光一……闪闪闪闪……咦咦？ Dodged motionless! 闪不动了！ Has gotten back one's composure, discovered that about both hands do not know when had been combined the band to live by double stubbornly, cannot move. 回过神,才发现左右双手不知何时已经被双娜组合死死箍住,动弹不得。 „Stop, I cannot look again helplessly you degenerate” emanation soul Shout that small female dragon sang in good voice and with feeling., “住手,我不能再眼睁睁看着你堕落下去了”小母龙声情并茂的发出灵魂呐喊。、 „Monkey, now then also with enough time, although also had the possibility without enough time.” “猴子,现在回头还来得及,虽然也有可能来不及了。” You...... you...... 你……你们…… I cannot imagine completely, usually most disdains to me, most violent double combines, in this crucial time, first will prevent me to slide unexpectedly to the crime abyss. 我完全想象不出来,平时对我最不屑,最暴力的双娜组合,竟然会在这种关键的时刻,第一个阻止我滑向犯罪的深渊。 „Thanked...... thank you, I...... I......” at once, my sound somewhat choked, actually does not know that should say any good to them, the fermentation long time, ashamed lowering the head. “谢……谢谢你们,我……我……”一时之间,我的声音有些哽咽,竟然不知道该对她们说些什么好,酝酿良久,才惭愧的低下头。 „I...... will certainly change next time.” “我……下次一定改。” Everyone follows my vision to fall, saw on the shoes point is hanging residual heat remaining white purified cotton little bear incites fat, as well as follows, several want to puncture the Beja squeal of eardrum...... 大家顺着我的目光落下,看到了鞋尖上挂着的一条余温尚存的白色纯棉小熊胖滋,以及紧随其后,几欲刺破耳膜的贝雅尖叫声…… ... 。。。