ROD :: Volume #37

#3654: Broubrou


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Is listening to the Eika Layh's earnest tone, usually did that not tease we, I and Evil Dragon stopped to wrestle as if by prior agreement, after looking at each other in blank dismay, again looks to Eika Layh. 听着艾卡莱伊认真的口吻,不似平时那样打趣我们,我和恶龙蕾娜不约而同的停下扭打,面面相觑之后,再看向艾卡莱伊。 Elder Sister White Dragon little this was, in good condition, how to exhibit the stance of suddenly compelling the marriage? 白龙小姐姐这是怎么了,好端端的,怎么忽然摆出一副逼婚的架势? About marrying this issue, I and Evil Dragon are has naturally discussed that because discussed in the quite special condition, therefore inconvenient detailed description...... cough cough, in brief, our two under warm exchange that in frequenting each other to explain the profound in simple language, basically reached some agreements. 关于结婚这个问题,我和恶龙蕾娜自然是讨论过的,因为是在比较特殊的状态下讨论,所以不便详细描述……咳咳,总而言之,我们两个在你来我往深入浅出的热烈交流下,基本上达成了一些共识。 The marriage must certainly tie, unmarried is first pregnant has become the fact, but for the child, can't even again the unmarried mister? 婚肯定是要结的,未婚先孕已成事实,但就算为了孩子,总不能再未婚先生吧? The issue is, the gestation period of big dragon lasted hundred years, matter had happened , for a while, the eye does not look at the war to arrive eagerly, many things must be done, after the commonplace gets down, considered that is not late, is roughly such meaning. 问题是,巨龙的孕期长达百年,事情已经发生了,也就不急于一时,眼瞧着大战降临,还有许多事情要做,等闲下来以后再考虑也不迟,大致上是这么个意思。 Now, Eika Layh is unexpectedly more anxious than us, I have the reason to suspect, boldly what she has to the dowry dowry, ship new idea? 现在,艾卡莱伊竟然比我们还急,我有理由怀疑,她是不是对陪嫁嫁妆有什么大胆的,船新的想法? Such a thinks, immediately feeling neck one cool, must embark. 这么一想,顿时就感觉脖子一凉,要上船了。 It is not anxious, this matter communicates well, must make Eika Layh understand our ideas and plans. 不急,这事还是得好好沟通,要让艾卡莱伊理解我们的想法和打算。 Therefore, after my hesitation moment, recalled that yesterday's Alley had said words, asked a very essential, not allow to neglect question. 所以,我沉吟片刻后,回想起昨天埃里雅说过的话,问了一个十分关键,不容忽视的问题。 Chatted the marriage, actually I have had an issue, was that —— she now is grown?” “聊起结婚,其实我一直有个问题,那就是——蕾娜她现在成年了么?” Two big dragon young girls fall into simultaneously silent middle. 两名巨龙少女同时陷入沉默当中。 If grown...... the marriage...... not isn't good?” I look at their complexions cautiously, to confirm whether oneself is stepping on the thunder. “如果是没有成年的话……结婚……不大好吧?”我小心翼翼的看着她们的脸色,以确认自己到底是否在踩雷。 Your excellency...... you asked that this issue, isn't late? The bosom cherished.” Eika Layh's reply somewhat evades the important questions for the easy, some meanings have referred. “阁下……你问这种问题,不是已经太迟了点么?怀都怀了。”艾卡莱伊的回答有些避重就轻,更有些意有所指。 Your quick punishment, the punishment, has abandoned something as beyond redemption on the punishment simply. 你快刑了吧,都已经刑了,干脆破罐子破摔就都刑了吧。 Why did not know, has in a reality to resound the BGM illusion inexplicably suddenly, after several startling thunderclap, is argument that I was familiar with. 不知为何,莫名产生了一股现实里忽然响起BGM的幻觉,几声惊雷过后,是我熟悉的调调。 Prison tears. 铁窗泪。 Good.” I am wise, cannot continue to pester on punishment non- punishment serious issue, otherwise the non- punishment also the punishment, making us shift the relaxed point topic. “好吧。”我非常明智,不能在刑不刑这个沉重的问题上面继续纠缠下去了,否则不刑也得刑了,让我们转移个轻松点的话题吧。 Chatted a off topic, Alley must grow up, right, yesterday also invited me to attend her grown ceremony.” “聊个题外话,埃里雅就要成年了,对吧,昨天还邀请了我去参加她的成年仪式。” Then the issue came: Actually I have been very curious, Alley, which old?” 那么问题来了:“其实我一直很好奇,埃里雅和蕾娜,到底哪个年纪大一点?” The atmosphere another was silent, even also some deathly stillness. 气氛又一下沉默起来了,甚至还有些死寂。 This...... this, cannot by the grown ceremony conclude that age size, right, like your human, even grew up, the age can compared with us?” Elder Sister White Dragon little seems saves the scene the same alternation between me, answered, seems still hitting the meaningful glance to me. “这……这个嘛,不能以成年仪式来断定年龄的大小,对吧,就像你们人类,即便成年了,岁数能和我们相比吗?”白龙小姐姐好似救场一样的穿插在我和蕾娜中间,解释道,似乎还在向我打眼色。 Therefore we were better than the age, which am I curiously am very bigger?” My aware topic is very relaxed, the atmosphere was very happy, chooses broke the earthenware cooking pot to ask the bottom. “所以我们就比岁数好了,我很好奇到底是哪个大一些呢?”我自觉话题很轻松,氛围很愉快,选择了打破砂锅问到底。 Is I, I want on big some.” An unexpected, small female dragon unemotional appearance, actually gave the answer straightforwardly. “是我,我要大上一些。”出乎意料,小母龙一副面无表情的样子,却直截了当的给出了答案。 This.” I nod: Then the second issue is, how long does your grown ceremony also want?” “这样啊。”我点点头:“那么第二个问题就是,你的成年仪式还要多久?” Was quick, but is not completely to you quick, I feared that you cannot wait.” The small female dragon indifferent tone turned gloomily. “快了,但对你来说并不完全快,我怕你等不到。”小母龙漠然的语气变成了阴森森。 hahahaha, cracking a joke, your big dragon is the longevity plants right, but I am not bad, in addition the leg wool immortal can live millenniums, I also want the high boundary compared with him now, can the smooth words at least also live at least in 2000? Let alone grown ceremony, yes, yes...... 哈哈哈哈哈,开什么玩笑,你巨龙是长寿种没错,但我也不差,腿毛仙人尚且能活个千年,我现在比他还要高一个境界,顺利的话起码至少也能活个两千年吧?别说成年仪式,就是,就是…… Is you turns into the wife ripe female appearance, it is estimated that can also see. 就是你变成人妻熟女的样子,估计也能看到。 That...... is Eika Layh, like this dragon, the life span generally long?” I partly am gathering together the mouth, confirmed to Elder Sister White Dragon little low voice, the life span of each dragon is various, therefore there is this one to ask. “那个……艾卡莱伊,像她这种龙,寿命一般多长来着?”我半拢着嘴,小声向身旁的白龙小姐姐确认,每一种龙的寿命各不相同,因此有此一问。 If Wu Fan your excellency is really human, generally speaking, is not out of the anticipation, 8~9 does not leave ten, should be able to be above your excellency several times.” “如果吴凡阁下真的是人类,一般而言,不出意料的话,八九不离十,应该可以是阁下的数倍以上。” Intonation ten points of ambiguous of Elder Sister White Dragon little, what is if I am human, what strange action I amn't human that can also be plant? Natives of Asia? Sorcerers? Honorable people? People of high skill? Up-and-comers? Supreme? 白龙小姐姐的语调十分之暧昧,什么叫如果我是人类,我不是人类那还能是什么奇行种?亚人?妖人?真人?高人?新人?超人? What also has is above several times, ten times are also above, hundred times are also above, how many times is that? 还有什么叫数倍以上,十倍也是以上,百倍也是以上,那到底是多少倍? However, since she used this ambiguous excuse, I also know to know for sure the interest, cannot go into seriously, by our relations, so long as can say that Elder Sister White Dragon little will specifically describe to me, remaining forbids the item. 不过,她既然用了这种含糊说辞,我也得知情知趣,不能深究下去,以我们的关系,只要能说的,白龙小姐姐都会对我详细说明,剩下的就是禁止事项了。 Obviously why for example the old father-in-law has to work always idles about, Dragon King hungry toward cave entrance large-mouthed vessel big mouth one, then likes having nothing to eat? 比如说老岳父明明有工作为什么总是游手好闲,龙王饿了朝着洞口血盆大嘴一张,那么爱喝西北风的么? That I could not see your silver-haired appearance probably.” “那大概我看不到你白发苍苍的模样了。” I somewhat sobbed, was sorry for the small female dragon, nowadays, predeceased popularly first wins, two legs negligent that toward the straight tread, can leaves the latter all moved and responsibility, did not carry off tiny bit, the blood gained simply. 我有些唏嘘,为小母龙感到难过,这年头,流行先死先赢,两腿大咧咧的那么往直一蹬,就可以把所有的伤感和责任都留给后者,不带走一丝一毫,简直血赚。 Feels sorry for this small female dragon, must experience the middle age to lose one's spouse probably, do I really this/should and she divorce quite well? What if she looks is similar, can grow old together probably, supports each other life? 可怜这头小母龙,大概是要经历中年丧偶了,我是不是真的该和她离婚比较好?如果她找的是同类,大概能白头偕老,相守一生吧? You want dead, is not easy.” Small female dragon two hold the chest, the chin lifts, the eyebrow makes widely known, like spirited pullets, proud tender white my eyes. “你想死,可没那么容易。”小母龙两手抱胸,下巴微抬,眼眉张扬,如同一只神气的小母鸡,傲娇的白了我一眼。 Also really felt strange, on her was a person aggressive statement were not obviously many a moment ago, storm to the terrifying aura, now, actually restores proud tender, the sunlight was again beautiful. 也真是奇了怪了,明明刚才她身上还是一副人狠话不多,暴风雨将至的恐怖气息,现在,却恢复了傲娇,重新阳光明媚起来了。 Elder Sister White Dragon little is also pursing the lips to smile at the same time, seems has I not clear inside story and calculation. 白龙小姐姐也在一边抿嘴直笑,好似有我不清楚的内幕和小算盘。 My flexure scratched the head, felt a little abstruse, good that do not go into seriously. 我挠了挠头,感觉有点深奥,还是别深究的好。 In brief, Alley, although is smaller than you, but the grown ceremony is earlier than you, explained her theory life span cannot compare you.” “简而言之,埃里雅虽然比你小,但成年仪式比你早,是不是说明了她的理论寿命比不上你。” Very much so, I compared with existence of fish tail higher level.” The small female dragon nose curls upwards to ascend the sky quickly, proud serious, but immediately her look changes, was not happy, you perform in the Sichuan opera? “正是如此,我可是比鱼尾巴更高级的存在。”小母龙鼻子都快翘上了天,骄傲的不得了,但随即她的神色一变,又不大高兴了,你演川剧的吧? But, the grown ceremony of fish tail should also not have quickly is so right theoretically.” She is staring at me, meaning of some death staring, Elder Sister White Dragon little look some were not right, seemed me to do the foolish matter of what seething discontent among the people. “但是理论上来说,鱼尾巴的成年仪式也应该没有那么快才对。”她盯着我,有股死亡凝视的意味,就连白龙小姐姐的眼神都有些不对劲,就好像我干了什么天怒人怨的蠢事。 „...... Why, therefore this is?” I shrink the neck, the sixth sense told me to recognize now instigate one wave. “所……所以这是为什么呢?”我缩了缩脖子,第六感告诉我现在必须认怂一波。 Why therefore this is? Oneself ponder over, you asked that whom my I asked the fool!” The small female dragon snort/hum, ended this topic layer on layer/heavily. “所以这是为什么呢?自己琢磨去,你问我我问谁啊笨蛋!”小母龙重重哼了一声,结束了这个话题。 Good, I asked that Alley isn't good? 好吧,我去问埃里雅还不行么? Then last issue.” Should finish, the security leaves is right, but how can I say, came, the mouth opened, does not resentment( make) one well really? “那么最后一个问题了。”本应该就此结束,安全离开才对,但怎么说呢,来都来了,口都开了,不怼(作)一下真的好么? That words that Eika Layh spoke a moment ago, I am very curious, can your big dragon clan...... get married underage?” “艾卡莱伊刚才说的那番话,我很好奇,你们巨龙族……未成年可以结婚么?” The atmosphere does not know that several awkward silence, I have been used. 气氛已经不知道第几次冷场了,我都已经习惯了。 Long time, Elder Sister White Dragon little deeply inspires, the tone is gentle has an expecting too much flavor: Your excellency does not need to be offended the custom of our big dragon, at this time according to the age of your human regarded and that's the end.” 良久,白龙小姐姐深吸一口气,语气温柔得来有股恨铁不成钢的味道:“阁下无需介怀我们巨龙的规矩,这种时候按照你们人类的年龄来看待就是了。” , That cannot be inadequate, according to the age view of our human, a first hundred years of female dragon, a ten thousand years of spirit, I to become the grandma the senior diamond member? 不不不,那可不成,按照我们人类的年龄观,一头百年母龙,一只万年幽灵,那我岂不是成了老奶奶吧资深钻石会员了? I said that...... do not think I have not sewn on your to open mouth, you can talk nonsense, but also was enthusiastic more and more.” Clear to overcast transfers clearly transfers Yin Evil Dragon, started the thunder storm eventually, she gets hold of the double fist, a frail spacious resting skirt is calm, raised high high. “我说啊……别以为我没缝上你这张嘴,你就可以胡说八道了,还越来越来劲了是吧。”晴转阴转晴又转阴的恶龙蕾娜,终究是掀起了雷霆暴风,她握紧双拳,一袭单薄宽大的睡裙无风自动,高高扬了起来。 Raises with the skirt, is she is delicate, but the fist of strength: When I complied to you marry, what did you in that say the bastard?! Underage? Had your family's food underage? Underage how I liked getting married, could you manage?” 和裙子一起扬起的,是她秀气而劲道的拳头:“我什么时候答应了要和你结婚,你在那自顾自的说些什么啊混蛋?!未成年怎么了?未成年吃你家的饭了吗?我就爱未成年结婚怎么了,你管得着么?” I am hiding the fist of small female dragon while compels the ponder ignorant. 我一边躲着小母龙的拳头一边懵逼思考。 It is not, your saying I not am good to understand that are you actually think or do not want to get married? 不是,你这话我不大好理解啊,你到底是想还是不想结婚? Facing Evil Dragon who acts crazy thoroughly, cannot resist with all one's strength, the back garden that otherwise Eika Layh builds for the younger sister carefully did not have, my sorry figure urged after the period of time, finally took a look at the crevice to travel. 面对彻底发飙的恶龙蕾娜,不可力敌,否则艾卡莱伊精心为妹妹打造的后花园就没了,我狼狈的撺掇了一阵子后,终于瞅到空隙跑路了。 This goal has been achieved in any case, goes home to digest slowly. 反正这一趟的目的已经达到了,回家慢慢消化去吧。 ...... …… Shortly, the storm in garden ceases, Eika Layh and sit facing each other, the mellow black tea, is eating the fine dessert, just like a pair of foreign princess, fills with the noble elegant aura the tea party, the beforehand unrest seems a dream. 顷刻,花园里的暴风停息,艾卡莱伊和蕾奥娜相对而坐,品着香醇的红茶,吃着精致的点心,宛如一对异国公主的,充满高贵典雅气息的茶话会,之前的骚乱就好似一场梦。 Elder Sister Eika Layh, how you can in front of that bastard Druid say that this words, done seems me not to marry to be the same.” “艾卡莱伊姐姐,你怎么能在那混蛋德鲁伊面前说这种话,搞的好似我嫁不出去一样。” White Dragon young girl puzzled blinking of: But my princess, you except for Wu Fan your excellency, indeed does not marry now probably.” 白龙少女困惑的眨眨眼:“但是我的公主殿下,你现在除了吴凡阁下,好像的确是嫁不出去了呀。” By cough that tea chokes again and again, pats the table, will refute, the lip wriggles wriggles again, red that finally the neck suppresses, actually cannot suppress half character. 被一口茶呛的咳嗽连连,蕾奥娜拍桌而起,正要反驳,嘴唇蠕动再蠕动,结果脖子憋的通红,却也憋不出半个字。 Although the words are coarse, is actually the fact, somebody not , the honored dragon clan princess is very has the good girl of B number. 话虽然难听,却是事实,某人不在的时候,尊贵的龙族公主殿下还是个挺有B数的好女孩。 Even this, why raised at this kind of time, my preparation did not have!” “就算这样,为什么偏偏在这种时候提起,我一点准备都没有!” Because, the general idea, I thought that this perhaps is the best time, missed, later may be difficult.” “因为,大概,我觉得这或许是最好的时机,错过了,以后可就难了。” Remains silent to drink tea, Broubrou is blowing the air bubble toward , a dessert is not usually sweet. 蕾奥娜闷声喝茶,布鲁布鲁的往里吹着气泡,平时一口一个的点心也不甜了。 You were said that the stupid fat dragon can obstruct?” “你是说笨肥龙有可能会阻挠?” „It is not possible, this is inevitable.” The White Dragon young girl is sincere: I had analyzed with you before, Uncle Hatty to the situation ignores to present this degree, has made me feel honest inconceivable, he has what pains in the back or plans us to be unknown, perhaps is related with this war, therefore I guessed, the situation is bright, the possibility that he obstructs will be bigger.” “不是可能,这是必然的。”白龙少女语重心长:“我以前就跟你分析过了吧,哈迪叔叔对事态放任到现在这种程度,说实话已经让我感到不可思议了,他背地里有什么苦心或打算我们不得而知,或许和这场战争有关,所以我猜测,局势越是明朗,他阻挠的可能性就会越大。” „The bloodlines of gold dragon, have, he how anxious.” Traces the belly, on the face flashes the gentleness that passes oneself unable to detect. 黄金龙的血脉,不是没断么,他着怎么急。”蕾奥娜摸摸肚子,脸上一闪而逝自己也未能察觉到的温柔。 That is only Uncle Hatty the final bottom line, is not only the issue that the bloodlines continue, only if the miracle happened, in any event, the uncle is not possible to make you and be Wu Fan of human your excellency famous true words along the marriage.” “那只是哈迪叔叔最后的底线,不光是血脉延续的问题,除非奇迹发生,无论如何,叔叔是不可能让你和身为人类的吴凡阁下名真言顺结婚的。” Why therefore now is the best time?” “所以现在为什么是最好的时机呢?” Princess, human has a slang, called to fish in troubled waters, in the fire took the chestnut, chaotic won.” “公主殿下,人类有一句俗话,叫浑水摸鱼,火中取栗,乱中取胜。” This is two.” Felt own intelligent clever Elder Sister White Dragon, was also polluted by some mathematical fool probably. “这已经是两句了。”蕾奥娜觉得自己聪明伶俐的白龙姐姐,大概也被某个数学笨蛋污染了。 Stupid fat dragon, although looks reluctantly, but is not silly, this matter cannot hide the truth from him.” “笨肥龙虽然看着懒懒的,但又不傻,这种事瞒不过他的。” This must look that we can achieve multi- hiding.” Eika Layh is staring at the best friend, looks at to keep, opens the mouth suddenly: „Does, you yearn for that imposing wedding?” “这就得看我们能做到多隐蔽了。”艾卡莱伊盯着好闺蜜,瞧个不停,忽地开口:“蕾奥娜,你向往那种轰轰烈烈的婚礼吗?” „, It looks like Aalto, Lina, Tiya, Lucia, very grand that?” “诶,就是像阿尔托啊,琳娅啊,蒂亚啊,露西亚啊,很盛大的那种吗?” Un?” “嗯?” Probably is somewhat troublesome, but is also indifferent, I feel imposing also good, light also good.” “好像有些麻烦呢,不过也无所谓,我觉得轰轰烈烈也好,平平淡淡也好。” Pair of calf scratches the tread, in kicking that under the chair overlaps, half face buries in the teacup, Broubrou is blowing the air bubble, is speaking the ambiguous shy words. 一双小腿儿擦着地面,在椅子下交叠的踢动着,半张脸埋在茶杯里,布鲁布鲁的吹着气泡,说着含糊害羞的话语。 I...... I thought that so long as two people because of were together good, creating a disturbance, was happily good.” “我……我觉得嘛,只要两个人在一起就好了,打打闹闹,开开心心就好了。” Ended, suicide -type supplement: Moreover, is in the final analysis grand and likes, is two matters, the fool most loves not Valise?” 完了,自杀式的补充上一句:“而且说到底,盛不盛大和喜不喜欢,是两码事,那笨蛋最爱的不还是维拉丝么?” Detected that Eika Layh has been looking at himself, shyer raises several points the cup, wishing one could to obstruct completely the face. 察觉到艾卡莱伊一直在瞧着自己,蕾奥娜更加害羞的将杯子抬高几分,恨不得能完全把脸遮起来。 Good child, is really a good child.” Putting out a hand that the White Dragon young girl cannot bear, is touching the head of opposite party gently, in the eye full is gentle and tender. “好孩子,蕾奥娜真是个好孩子。”白龙少女忍不住的伸出手,轻轻抚摸着对方的脑袋,眼中满是温柔和怜惜。 How can be so easy to satisfy, you are in this world only the most honored princess.” “怎么能这么容易满足,你可是这个世界上唯独最尊贵的公主啊。” Elder Sister Eika Layh, I am not a child.” The princess sends out protested discontentedly: Moreover, does not satisfy satisfiedly, is my own matter, is not the matter in others eyes, I like well.” “艾卡莱伊姐姐,我已经不是小孩子了。”公主殿下发出不满抗议:“况且,满足不满足,是我自己的事,不是别人眼里的事,我喜欢就好。” Said that and started shy Broubrou to get up. 说完又开始害羞的布鲁布鲁起来了。 We conducted a Uncle Hatty unable to discover, light wedding, but was good?” “那我们举办一个哈迪叔叔发现不了的,平平淡淡的婚礼,可好?” Long time, spreads one to remain silent from the cup. 良久,从杯里传出一声闷声。 Good......” “好……” But however, this was also too anxious a point, my preparation does not have.” “但是但是,这也太急了一点了吧,我一点心理准备都没有。” You do not think that morning a point as wife, does stand in Wu Fan side frankly and uprightly your excellency?” “你不想早一点以妻子的身份,光明正大站在吴凡阁下身边吗?” Doesn't think, does not think.” The cup as if stuck on the face, with vacillation of neck rotation snoring snoring. “不想不想,一点也不想。”杯子仿佛黏在了脸上,跟着脖子转动呼噜呼噜的左右摇摆。 Has decided which day?” “已经决定好了哪一天么?” I think, I think again............ really worried......” “我想想,我再想想……嗯呐……真是愁死了……” ... 。。。
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