**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Alley.” I called one pleasantly surprised, puts out a hand, the small merpeople jumping up palm, was held, that mini and fine cheeks, rubbed on my face rubbed, look at full skilled and warmth. “埃里雅。”我惊喜的叫了一声,伸出手,小人鱼跳上掌心,被捧了起来,那迷你而精致的脸颊,在我的脸上蹭了又蹭,看着满满的熟练和温馨。 „When did you wake?” “你什么时候醒过来了？” Stretches out the fingertip to stroke gently on the small merpeople face gently, is grasped immediately, rubbed my fingertip. 伸出指尖在小人鱼脸上轻轻摩挲,被立刻抱住,又蹭起了我的指尖。 „yī ya, Alley, just woke, immediately comes to ask the master Elder Brother to come.” “咿呀,埃里雅,刚刚醒过来,立刻过来找主人哥哥来了。” „Your this sleep/felt may rest was not short.” I return think when sees Alley to come previous time, at least can have three 4~5 678 days? “你这一觉可睡了不短。”我回想了想,上一次见埃里雅是什么时候来着,起码得有三四五六七八天了吧？ Gets down again, after waiting for the small spirit these to wake time, our Your Highness mermaid princess must reach rests the god throne. 再这么下去,等小幽灵这一次醒过来之后,我们的人鱼公主殿下就要荣登睡神王座了。 In the family/home has recognized three big rest the god. 家里有公认的三大睡神。 First is the small spirit without a doubt, hypersomnia, after obtaining saintess big gift parcel, the regularity rests is a half year, ranks first, who with fighting. 首先是毋庸置疑的小幽灵,本就嗜睡,在得到圣女大礼包以后,经常性一睡就是半年,排名第一,谁与争锋。 Again is small merpeople Alley, her sleeping custom, somewhat looks like child that hypersomnia, underage, the body still rests in the growth eats is also the natural matter. 再然后就是小人鱼埃里雅,她的睡觉习惯,有些像小孩子那种嗜睡,未成年,身体还在发育多睡多吃也是理所当然的事情。 Last, before was the dead dog, the present is Evil Dragon, was the big dragon, sleeping is the inherent habit, underage, the youth, the middle age, the old age, ancient times the year, only had to sleep this hobby to be always invariable. 最后一个,以前是死狗,现在是恶龙蕾娜,身为巨龙,睡觉是与生俱来的习性,无论是未成年,青年,中年,老年,远古年,唯有睡觉这一嗜好从来不变。 However, with is the big dragon, Eika Layh is more diligent than her, this is not extraordinary, the trivial small female dragon, is gluttonous and lazy, comes and Elder Sister White Dragon little with compares? Actually compares her including the crystal that is gluttonous and lazy, this made one express admiration. 但是,同为巨龙,艾卡莱伊就比她勤快些,这不出奇,区区小母龙,好吃懒做,拿头来和白龙小姐姐比？却连更加好吃懒做的水晶都比不过她,这就让人不禁称奇了。 Perhaps before is, I misunderstood, this small female dragon, feared that inside the big dragon is also...... the wonderful variation rank? 或许是以前我误会了,这小母龙,怕是在巨龙里边也是……奇异种的级别？ „To see the master Elder Brother, some words want to say with the master Elder Brother, Alley, awoke, yī ya.” The small merpeople is still that lovable, yī ya yī ya, yī ya to my heart , the soul soft glutinous was melted simply quickly. “想见主人哥哥,有话想和主人哥哥说,埃里雅,就醒了,咿呀。”小人鱼依然是那么可爱,一声声咿呀咿呀,简直咿呀到我心底里去,灵魂都快被软糯融化掉了。 Therefore had the following dialogue. 所以就有了以下对话。 „Right? Has thinks me?” “是吗？有多想我呢？” „Alley, in the dream is thinking master Elder Brother yī ya.” “埃里雅,梦里都在想主人哥哥咿呀。” „In dream dream to my what?” “梦里梦到我什么了呀？” „Alley, in the dream with the master Elder Brother together, plays yī ya in the nearby of Alley family/home.” “埃里雅,梦里和主人哥哥一起,在埃里雅家的附近玩耍咿呀。” „Nearby family/home? Is your family the oceanview or seabed room yī ya?” “家附近？你家是海景房还是海底房咿呀？” „Alley doesn't, what meaning yī ya understand?” “埃里雅,不明白什么意思咿呀？” „I meant, in dream we play in the seashore, plays yī ya in the seabed?” “我是说,梦里我们是在海边玩耍,还是在海底玩耍咿呀？” „Seabed yī ya.” “海底咿呀。” „......” “……” Sure enough, although may also go by my present strength deep seabed greatly, but always finds it a little...... strange, if this changes into the average person, accompanies Alley things in which the literati take delight one time to put in the big determination? 果不其然,虽说以我现在的实力再深的海底也大可一去,但总就觉得有点……怪,这要是换成普通人,陪埃里雅玩一次得付出多大决心啊？ „Alley, but also the dream to the master Elder Brother, made one skewer of pearl amulet personally, puts on yī ya to Alley.” “埃里雅,还梦到了主人哥哥,亲手做了一串珍珠项链,给埃里雅戴上咿呀。” „This simple yī ya.” Not on one skewer of pearl amulet, even if I do not have, three did not have princess that to include the private treasure house of less than half western kingdom wealth, was impossible not to have, right. “这个简单咿呀。”不就一串珍珠项链么,即便我没有,三无公主那囊括了小半个西部王国财富的私人宝库,也不可能没有啊,对吧。 However, wait/etc, but also wants me to do personally? 但是,等等,还要我亲手做？ A more important issue is, my Duke Brute? Then a big this Duke Brute, how does disappear suddenly?! 更重要的问题是,我禽兽公爵呢？那么一大本禽兽公爵,怎么忽然不见了？！ „Was right, you just said that some words do want to mention to me?” Was hit the center of percussion greatly, if extremely dejected I, draw the right track the topic, the rare event, what matter Alley elegant gathering does have to indeed? “啊对了,你刚刚说有话想对我说来着？”大受打击心若死灰的我,将话题扳回正轨,稀罕事,埃里雅会有什么事情想对我说呢？ Is it possible that her old father, king of Eck Sya merpeople does not satisfy the merpeople electric wave talks over the telephone, can come Hell to inspect daughter's living conditions personally? 莫非她的老父亲,人鱼之王埃克西亚已经不满足于人鱼电波通话,要亲自来地狱考察女儿的生活环境？ If unsatisfied, saved directly small ground and soaked black beans that fires an intercontinental ballistic missile? 要是不满意,直接就省了发射一枚洲际导弹的小钱钱？ I am a little disturbed, for fear that hears the words that does not want to listen to not to dare to listen to from Alley that. 我有点忐忑,生怕从埃里雅那听到不想听不敢听的话。 „Alley, must grow up.” “埃里雅,要成年了。” „Well, un?, Did that...... congratulate?” “咦,嗯？啊,哦,那……恭喜了？” Alley comes on such a suddenly, making me a little hoodwink, grew up, what do you mean? 埃里雅忽然来上这么一句,让我有点蒙,成年了,什么意思？ Double child meaning? 双子意思？ Recalled that was hugged the neck to urge the experience of marriage by two pairs of small hands by the ear daily simultaneously, my fine body hair vertical one after another, by heaven and earth and my conscience, I and Alley may not have a more intimate contact, on...... cough cough, how...... to be married suddenly? 回想起那段天天被两双小手搂着脖子同时在耳朵两边催婚的经历,我寒毛一根接着一根的竖直,天地良心,我和埃里雅可没更亲密的接触,也就……咳咳,怎么忽然就……就谈婚论嫁起来了？ „yī ya.” “咿呀。” Small merpeople self-satisfied the chopsticks small fork halberd high at one fell swoop, is to make me fearful and apprehensive, that small trident, seems to be enlarging in me at present unceasingly, enlarges again, turning into DF41 was so big, the compound three sharp halberd heads, more looked that more looks like Eck Sya that to withstand/top a seaweed long hair, square, does not get angry from the big face of prestige. 小人鱼得意的将筷子般的小叉戟高高一举,更是让我心惊胆战,那小小的三叉戟,在我眼前似乎在不断放大,再放大,变成了东风41那么大,并列的三根尖锐戟头,越看越像埃克西亚那张顶着一头海藻长发,四四方方,不怒自威的大脸。 Finally, all fantasies twist one group, finally changes to a „danger” character that is flowing the red blood. 最后,所有的幻想扭曲成一团,最终化作一个流着红血的“危”字。 Careless...... dog's life!!! 苟……狗命啊！！！ „Ha, grown?” The back hears one contemptuously to have the surprised sound, the small female dragon that went to return , the custom is persecuted, trivial deep sea big vortex, actually also this, being able dead dragon. “哈,成年？”背后传来一声轻蔑带着惊讶的声音,可不是去而复返的小母龙,习惯被迫害了,区区深海大漩涡,其实也就这样而已,死不了龙的。 Also on the clothes/armor long mud, hair taking root grass. 也就衣服长点泥,头发生根草。 „Listens to your tone, what issue has?” The small merpeople saved me a moment ago, I naturally must return, hears word comes back to prepare in the resentment a resentment. “听你的口气,有什么问题吗？”小人鱼刚才救了我,我当然要回报,闻言回过头去准备怼上一怼。 Also cannot bear put out a hand to dial several grass cotton wool on her hair, aiya sorry figure this pitiful small female dragon, is really unattractive. 又忍不住伸手拨掉她头发上的几根草絮,哎呀真狼狈这可怜的小母龙,都不好看了。 „Is impossible.” Evil Dragon gives four characters categorically. “不可能。”恶龙蕾娜斩钉截铁的给出四个字。 „What is impossible, before I remember Alley , has probably said that quick must grow up anything, I almost think that she has grown up.” “什么不可能,我记得埃里雅之前好像已经说过了,很快就要成年什么的,我差点以为她已经成年了。” „Grown? Cracks a joke, has she held the grown ceremony?” The small female dragon is quite as if clear to a material of merpeople clan, hears word jokes immediately. “成年？开什么玩笑,她举行过成年仪式吗？”小母龙似乎对人鱼一族的资料相当清楚,闻言立刻讥笑道。 „...... Grown must hold the ceremony?” I a little did not confirm, should be similar to the coming of age, gathers in great numbers haircut belt/bring crown anything, walks the form. “呃……成年还要举行仪式的么？”我有点不确认,应该是类似于成年礼,聚众理个发带个冠什么的吧,走走形式。 „Naturally, this was really important good, like our big dragon, or looked like the fish tail, only then held the grown ceremony to be grown, various aspects, including their strength, can have the qualitative change.” “当然了,这可是真重要的好么,像我们巨龙,或是像鱼尾巴,只有举行了成年仪式才算成年,各方面,包括自身的实力,才能发生质变。” „According to you said.” I bored tip of cows horn that vigor to come: „If I suppress am not holding the ceremony, is unable to grow up forever, does the growth period stagnate forever?” “按照你这么说。”我钻牛角尖那股劲儿来了:“如果我非憋着不举行仪式,就永远无法成年,成长期就永远停滞？” „That does not arrive, but the growth can become very slow, must wear down more time and energy, can with holding compared with the ceremony.” “那到不会,只是成长会变得非常缓慢,要消磨更多的时间和精力,才能和举行仪式相比。” I a little understood, seemed like the body to the bottleneck period, did a ceremony with ease, bo broke through, the words that did not do polished slowly. 我有点懂了,就好像身体到了瓶颈期,搞个仪式,啵一下轻轻松松就突破了,不搞的话就得慢慢打磨。 „Therefore your race customs are really many, have a look at us, does not have those terrible business, wants to grow up grown , I was underage yesterday, I sleep, turned into the Sir.” “所以说你们这些种族规矩还真多,看看我们,就没那么些麻烦事,想成年就成年,诶,我昨天还是未成年,我睡上一觉,就变成大人了。” „Is this, therefore the race average potential value does not have the anticipation.” “是这样的,所以种族的平均潜力值也毫无期待可言。” „......” This may stimulate, how words saying, must rise to the racial discrimination well, making one not have FA to say. “……”这可就戳心了,怎么话说的好好的,非得上升到种族歧视,让人无FA可说。 „yī ya, Alley, wants to the master Elder Brother saying that is grown ceremony yī ya.” After Evil Dragon was being explained completion year ceremony, Alley says. “咿呀,埃里雅,想对主人哥哥说的,就是成年仪式咿呀。”由着恶龙蕾娜解释完成年仪式后,埃里雅开口说道。 „Alley, wants to go home to hold grown ceremony yī ya.” “埃里雅,想要回家举行成年仪式咿呀。” „Un un, is this.” My longing holds slightly lovable, provokes her slightly to send the silk. “嗯嗯,是这样啊。”我依依不舍的捧着小可爱,拨弄着她的小小发丝。 „I understood, Alley wants to come to say goodbye with me? How much time holds the grown ceremony to spend probably? I do not want to separate with Alley too for a long time.” “我明白了,埃里雅是想来和我道别的吗？举行成年仪式大概要花多少时间？我可不想和埃里雅分开太久。” Disgusting, abnormal, the fish tail controls, hears the small female dragon honk to shout in the back vaguely, I use temporarily as have not heard. 恶心,变态,鱼尾控,依稀听到小母龙在背后嘟嚷,我权当没听见。 Arrived added one to control newly, making me very happy. 到是又新加了一个控,让我挺开心的。 „Wants probably, ten days of time yī ya?” The small merpeople tilts the head lightly, not affirmative appearance, after all is the life first time, only has ceremony merely a time, said that does not permit very normally. “大概要,十天时间咿呀？”小人鱼轻歪头,不大肯定的样子,毕竟是人生第一次,也是仅仅只有一次的仪式,说不准很正常。 „That arrives is not long, when I you sleep.” I relax, but tightened, actually if possible, I hope that is three months, can avoid the future war, compared with unknown battle efficiency that Alley Yeti supplies, I hope that she can be safer. “那到是不长,我就当你睡了一觉吧。”我松了口气,但又紧了紧,其实如果可以的话,我希望是三个月,可以避开将来的大战,比起埃里雅提供的未知战斗力,我更希望她能安全些。 Alley nods, actually another starts to speak but hesitates, difficult appearance. 埃里雅点了点头,却又一副欲言又止,难以启齿的模样。 „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” „Alley...... Alley...... yī ya!” The small Little Three fork halberd grasped, arouses the courage, Alley raised the head visits me nervous, stutter opens the mouth: „Alley, thinks that...... wants to invite the master Elder Brother...... to go home...... to be possible together......?” “埃里雅……埃里雅……咿呀！”小小三叉戟一握,鼓足了勇气,埃里雅抬头紧张兮兮看着我,结巴开口:“埃里雅,想……想邀请主人哥哥一起……一起回家……可……可以吗？” Even pet phrase forgot, obviously her has at heart anticipated. 连口头禅都忘记了,可见她的心里有多期待。 „Goes to your?” I hesitated, the first thought is, my solemn Savior, could not avoid being probable to go to sea finally, the second thought was, went to be able the dog belt/bring, the fourth thought was, I was young female Long to dare to go, but also feared this? The fifth thought is, Alley has the courage to invite itself, how regardless of not to have the means to reject. “去你那？”我迟疑了一下,第一个念头是,我堂堂救世主,终于也避免不了要下海了,第二个念头是,去了会不会狗带,第四个念头是,我连小母龙家都敢去,还怕这？第五个念头是,埃里雅鼓起勇气邀请自己,无论如何也没办法拒绝。 Therefore, I nod. 于是,我点了点头。 „Good yī ya! Most liked the master Elder Brother.” Small merpeople happy jumps, is holding my profile, kissed several above bo bo bo continually. “太好了咿呀！最喜欢主人哥哥了。”小人鱼开心的一蹦而起,抱着我的侧脸,在上面啵啵啵连亲了好几口。 Like a young cat, is using the pink icy cold small tip of the nose, pasted gently. 就像一只幼猫,在用粉红冰凉的小鼻头,轻轻贴了过来。 „Makes anything to make anything, your nausea dying anomaly!” The small female dragon one pulls me, inexplicable angry. “做什么做什么,你这恶心死变态！”小母龙一把把我拉扯过去,莫名愤怒。 „It is not...... my anything has not done.” “不是……我什么也没做啊。” „Because your anything has not done, is abnormal!” “就因为你什么都没做,才是变态！” „You think how I do do?” “那你想我怎么做？” „Yourself should reconsider well, how trading to do is the normal person should do!” “你自己该好好反思,换做是正常人该怎么做！” I think, turns around another side profile, to Alley, she is understanding, kissed several above. 我想了想,将另外一边侧脸转过来,也对着埃里雅,她心领神会,在上面亲了几口。 „Present I, finally was the normal person yī ya.” I am covering the chest, relaxing, thought that worthily is I, understands the myriad things evenly( to do) weighs( dies) the say/way. “现在的我,终于是正常人了咿呀。”我捂着胸口,松了一口大气,心想不愧是我,深谙万物平(作)衡(死)之道。 „Abnormal monkey!” Book was also unable to continue watching, the scabbard held the hand, the sword light flashes, wields the just sanction. “变态猴子！”本子娜也看不下去了,剑鞘执手,剑光一闪,挥出了正义的制裁。 „Kills the monkey to seize the broadleaf plants!” The small female dragon also gradually the book melted, making threatening gestures throws. “杀猴夺蕉！”小母龙也逐渐本子化了,张牙舞爪的扑过来。 Snort, stupid, the present is 2 VS 2, you do not have the odds of success. 哼,愚蠢,现在是2VS2,你们没有胜算的。 „Picka...... Alley, we on together!” “皮卡……埃里雅,我们一起上！” „yī ya, the time when Alley and father arrange, embarks immediately yī ya!” “咿呀,等埃里雅和爸爸定好回去的时间,立刻出发咿呀！” The small merpeople completes to immerse in 【Goes home together】 During the happy fantasy, as if the whole body was being wrapped by the dreamlike bubble, she snort/hum is making the folk song that one is infatuated with lose, the trident insignia stick in hand same brandish to keep, knows nothing about here tactical situation. 小人鱼完成沉浸在【一起回家】的幸福幻想当中,仿佛周身被如梦似幻的泡沫包裹着,她哼着令人陶醉迷失的小调,手中的三叉戟似仪仗棒一样挥舞个不停,浑然不知这边的战况。 Alley —— —— not!!!!!! 埃里雅————不！！！！！！ ... 。。。