**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Brother Wu were you? How the banquet started to come, moreover seemed like the complexion is not good, step a little empty, didn't have the rest to be good?” “吴老弟你这是怎么了？宴会都开始了怎么才来,而且看起来脸色不大好,步子有点虚,是不是没休息好？” Goes home covertly stealthily, the banquet had started, high especially big orangutan base and low hiding in the place of corner, barbecue banana liquor, without Sister Lena is staring, is very happy, is very free, indulges very much, felt that came gradually, will enter into the orangutan beast first shape, scratches the pineapple, at this time, the keen five feelings from wild animal made him first discover me. 偷偷摸摸鬼鬼祟祟回到家的时候,宴会已经开始了,高特大猩猩卑微的躲在边角之地,一口烤肉一口香蕉一口酒,没有丽娜大姐盯着,很开心,很自由,很放纵,感觉渐渐来了,正要迈入猩猩兽的第一形态,擦菠萝,这时候,来自野兽的敏锐五感让他第一时间发现了我。 „Suppressed to say.” I give up, pretend a listless appearance, the brain energy hundred times of high transmit immediatelies, this orangutan is good to send, I find an excuse to deceive casually, moreover can flicker he to help me testify together. “憋说了。”我罢了罢手,装作一副无精打采的模样,脑子却精神百倍的高速转着,这猩猩好打发,我随便找个借口就能糊弄过去,而且还能忽悠着他帮我一起作证。 „Actually is this, you also know, my love sword cut off.” “其实是这样的,你也知道,我的爱剑被砍断了。” „Pū haha oh haha...... pū not.” The chrysanthemum face that a gorilla face takes pleasure in others' misfortunes, has turned head fast, liquor spurted, when he turns to turn head, has the four square features of officer prestige, becomes heavy, solemn and respectful, mourning. “噗哈哈喔哈哈哈……噗唔唔。”大猩猩一脸幸灾乐祸的菊花脸,飞快扭过头去,一口酒喷了出来,等他扭回头,颇具官威的四方脸,变得沉重,肃穆,哀悼。 „This is really a bad news, oh, Brother dear Wu, please restrain your grief and accommodate change, must believe, tomorrow will be better.” “这真是个坏消息,噢,亲爱的吴老弟,请节哀顺变,一定要相信,明天会更好。” „, Yes?” The performing skill of this orangutan is also the orangutan rank, I am cold the face, this goods have the use value, my now stature must make one to be able by own tomorrow's mood to become a better matter. “哦,是么？”这猩猩的演技也是猩猩级别的,我冷着脸,要不是这货还有利用价值,我今个儿就要做一件能让自己明天的心情变得更好的事情。 „Is is, old does not go newly does not come.” The high especially big orangutan felt oneself got by under false pretences, as if felt that the crucial moment is insufficient, nod that he makes an effort, the look is all of a sudden melancholy, the vicissitudes get up, is looking at the endless dark nighttime sky slowly, his throat moves to be low and deep and hoarse. “是是是,旧的不去新的不来。”高特大猩猩感觉自己蒙混过关了,似乎又感觉火候还不够,他用力的点点头,眼神一下子忧郁,沧桑起来,缓缓望着无尽的黑暗夜空,他的嗓调低沉而沙哑。 „In fact, I can understand your present feeling, because I have also almost lost, almost loses me most beloved 【Treasured sword】.” “事实上,我非常能够理解你现在的感受,因为我也差点失去过,差点痛失我最心爱的【宝剑】。” „Oh?” looks at a gorilla face to sob to recall to recall, does not counterfeit, my curiosity came, behind is it possible that each funny character, has one seriously find it unbearable to recall mysterious passing? “哦？”瞧着大猩猩一脸唏嘘缅怀追忆,不似作假,我的好奇心来了,莫非每个搞笑人物背后,当真都有一段不堪回首的神秘过往？ „That is 30 years ago is the 50 years ago things is coming? Crossing was too long I also to record not Qing dynasty, what in the impression is most profound is a snowstorm weather dangerous at night, our party encountered an unprecedented fierce battle.” “那是三十年前还是五十年前的事情来着？过了太久我也记不大清了,印象中最深刻的是一个暴风雪天气的险恶夜晚,我们小队遭遇到了一场前所未有的恶战。” At this point tall Te, seems to be unbearable fought a cold war, a complexion pallidness, expression stiff just like encounters in his mouth the snowstorm. 高特说到这里,似乎不堪忍受的打了一个冷战,脸色一片煞白,表情僵硬的就犹如遭遇到了他口中所述的暴风雪。 „Facing the continuous enemy, I and Lena fights a bloody battle, the monster corpse, the team member corpse, piles up one on top of another same place unceasingly, submerged the ankle area, blade light and snowflake, blood with wailing, strong winds with angry roaring, is exhausted and chaotic, mixes up with the dark boy, whom could not have distinguished clearly is who......” “面对源源不断的敌人,我和丽娜浴血奋战,怪物的尸体,队友的尸体,不断堆叠到一起,淹没了脚踝,刀光与雪花,鲜血与哀嚎,狂风与怒吼,疲惫与混乱,和黑暗厮混在一起,已经分不清谁是谁……” In my mind is imagining such picture, at heart one cold, that may truly be the dangerous situation in dangerous situation. 我脑海中想象着那样的画面,心里不禁一凛,那可确实是险境之中的险境。 However...... does wait/etc, what have not right feeling probably? 不过……等等,好像有什么不对劲的感觉？ You confirmed that was the corpse overflowed the ankle area? Isn't the blood? What monster corpse can be so small, did the stack-up in also overflow the ankle area together unexpectedly? experience more than 20 years of I am friendless and unlearned, truly hears something never heard of before, sees what one never saw before. 你确认是尸体没过了脚踝？不是鲜血？什么怪物的尸体可以那么小,层叠在一起竟然还只是没过脚踝？恕历练二十余年的我孤陋寡闻,确实闻所未闻,见所未见。 Said, you are the mosquito army fight? Is team member the fly? 还是说,你这是和蚊子大军战斗呢？队友是苍蝇？ Moreover, your past team member not in Third World well is mixing? Suddenly to be how heroical to your mouth? 另外,你当年的队友不是在第三世界好好的混着么？怎么到你嘴里忽然就壮烈了？ „At this moment!” The high especially big orangutan entire god invests into the story that he described, shouted one same, the body rouses like the screen. “就在这时！”高特大猩猩全神投入到他所描绘的故事当中,大喊一声,身体如同筛子一样抖擞起来。 „I crossed then looked at whole body bloodstained Lena one, showed the gentle smile.” “我过回头看了浑身染血的丽娜一眼,露出了温柔的笑容。” I felt, if the tactical situation really seems like so intense, in flash that you who you said have turned head, the enemy had taken your dog head, your gentleness will smile will frame, suspends to the picture frame. 我觉得如果战况真像你说的那么激烈,在你回过头的一刹那,敌人就已经取了你的狗头,你的温柔一笑会就此定格,摆到相框里。 „Emitted incomparably firm Conviction —— at heart, even if I died, must protect Lena.” “心里冒出了一个无比坚定的信念——就算我死了,也要保护好丽娜。” This saying seems to have no issue on first hearing, but ponders over carefully, the issue is also very big, the small spirit is ultra, but the spirit gorilla considers as finished, earlier achieves Buddhahood, making Sister Lena remarry. 这话乍一听似乎没什么问题,但是仔细琢磨,问题又很大,小幽灵超可爱,但幽灵大猩猩还是算了吧,早点成佛,让丽娜大姐改嫁吧。 „Therefore I took off armor.” “于是我脱下了身上的铠甲。” Short a few words, made me ponder the entire five seconds recovered ——, because the high especially big orangutan took off/escaped clothes/armor in everyone eyes, had turned into a general knowledge, heard here, was almost given to take advantage of loopholes by the general knowledge unexpectedly, thought that these words had no problem. 短短一句话,却让我思考了整整五秒钟才回过神来——因为高特大猩猩脱衣服在大家眼中,已经变成了一件常识,听到这里,竟然差点就被常识给钻了空子,觉得这句话没什么毛病。 Therefore did you facing the fierce fight, the powerful enemy, take off the armor? 所以你面对激烈的战斗,强大的敌人,脱下了铠甲？ „Yes!” The high especially big orangutan reveals decidedly the vision, gets hold of the fist: „I must with I train hard for a long time probably kill, with the enemy perishes together!” “是的！”高特大猩猩露出决然目光,握紧拳头:“我要用我苦练已久的必杀,与敌人同归于尽！” Was saying obviously passing story, I am actually shocked stares the big eyeball, discovered suddenly, his coat really does not see unexpectedly! Does not know when took off! 明明是在说着过往故事,我却震惊的瞪大眼球,骤然发现,他的上衣竟然真的不见！不知道在什么时候脱掉了！ „What relations therefore your can kill and take off/escape clothes/armor to have?” I really cannot bear, asked one. “所以你的必杀和脱衣服到底有什么关系？”我实在忍不住,问了一句。 The vision looks at each other for several seconds, his brain as if restarted was the same, got hold of the fist again, revealed color decidedly: „I must with I train hard for a long time probably kill, with the enemy perishes together!” 目光对视数秒,他的大脑似乎重启了一样,再次握紧拳头,露出决然之色:“我要用我苦练已久的必杀,与敌人同归于尽！” „Therefore this and takes off/escapes clothes/armor to have what relations!!” “所以这和脱衣服到底有什么关系！！” „I must with I train hard for a long time probably kill, with the enemy perishes together!” “我要用我苦练已久的必杀,与敌人同归于尽！” „......” “……” I gave up, I admitted defeat, I was offensive, please continue. 我放弃了,我认输了,我唐突了,您请继续。 „At this moment, Lena discovered my heroical action.” “就在这时,丽娜发现了我的壮烈举动。” Oneself boasts may be good heroically, is the pure brightness must burn incense to oneself? 自己夸自己壮烈可还行,清明是不是还得自己给自己上柱香？ „No!! tall Te!! She such mournful shouted one.” “不！！高特！！她这样凄切的大喊了一声。” „However all are too late, the gear of destiny starts to rotate, no one could prevent.” “然而一切都已经太迟了,命运的齿轮开始转动,谁也阻止不了。” „Yes, the gear of destiny starts to rotate, all late...... are not right, was wait/etc, late? Is this? Really is this? Can why I also stand here? Very strange right? Who am present I? Who was that time I?” “是的,命运的齿轮开始转动,一切都已经迟了……不对,等等,是迟了吗？是这样吗？难道真是这样？那为什么我还能站在这里？很奇怪对吧？现在的我是谁？那时候的我又是谁？” A procedure/program of unexpected insertion talked, makes high suddenly be especially chaotic, the look straightened, is holding the head, fell into during the serious self-doubt. 意外插入的一段程序对话,让高特陡然就混乱起来,眼神发直,抱着头,陷入严重的自我怀疑当中。 This child, intelligent looks like 300 jin (0.5 kg) gorilla. 这孩子,聪明的就像是三百斤的大猩猩。 „Is this, the gear of destiny just started to rotate, the chain shattered, cannot transfer, therefore is not suddenly late.” “是这样的,命运的齿轮刚开始转动,链条就坏掉了,转不起来了,所以忽然又不迟了。” „So that's how it is.” tall Te a racket palm, is suddenly enlighted, the personality of fission returns. “原来如此。”高特一拍手心,恍然大悟,分裂的人格重新回归。 Perhaps doesn't return can be quite better? 或许不回归会比较好一些？ „But why will the chain shatter suddenly?” “但是为什么链条忽然会坏掉呢？” „Who knows? Is the God strength of hand is quite probably big.” “谁知道？大概是上帝手劲比较大吧。” „What yes is, after all is God.” tall Te both hands hold the chest, un un the nod, is expected the expression. “是的是的,毕竟是上帝啊。”高特双手抱胸,嗯嗯点头,一副预料之中的表情。 This topic pulled to the M78 nebula. 这话题都扯到M78星云去了。 „I must with I train hard for a long time probably kill, with the enemy perishes together!!” “我要用我苦练已久的必杀,与敌人同归于尽！！” Suddenly the topic one came back, moreover seemed like tall Te the brain to restart. 忽然话题一下又回来了,而且貌似高特的大脑又重启了。 „Then Sister Lena shouts one filled with grief ‚not, high especially’, right.” “接着丽娜大姐悲怆的大喊一声‘不,高特’,对吧。” „Is this right, but how does Brother Wu you know?” The high especially big orangutan five faces compel ignorant, I silent by right. “是这样没错,但吴老弟你是怎么知道的？”高特大猩猩五脸懵逼,我沉默以对。 „, Lena puts out a hand to me.” “也罢,紧接着,丽娜冲我伸出了手。” „She did one hold on you?” “她一把把你拉住了？” „It is not.” “不是。” „Did she make an effort to shove open you?” “她用力把你推开了？” „It is not, our distances were at that time far, after all she is mage.” Said so many, felt that tall Te spoke the words in general knowledge category finally. “也不是,当时我们的距离还蛮远的,毕竟她是法师。”说了这么多,感觉高特总算说了一句常识范畴内的话。 The simple point described, he spoke a logical expression finally. 简单点形容,他终于说了句人话。 „What therefore exactly had?” “所以到底发生了什么？” „Lena said three characters soul-stirringly.” “丽娜荡气回肠的说了三个字。” „You jump, do I jump?” “你跳,我跳？” „Not, is this four characters?” “不不不,这是四个字吧？” „, Isn't three characters?” “不不不,是三个字吧？” „......” “……” „......” “……” „Ok, the number of words is unimportant, more importantly content.” “算了,字数并不重要,重要的是内容。” „Said is also, what therefore she did say?” “说的也是,所以她到底说了什么？” The high special 45 degrees look at the day, drop of clear tears, on he dark firm and resolute profile, have put the meteor sad path. 高特四十五度望天,一滴晶莹的泪水,在他黝黑坚毅的侧脸上,划过了流星般的哀伤轨迹。 „Ices —— sharp —— column ——” “冰——尖——柱——” „She helped you solve the enemy.” At this time I exclaim, the gravity that has not realized the issue. “她帮你解决了敌人。”我惊叹道,此时并没有意识到问题的严重性。 „No.” tall Te turns the head, two lines of not being able to stop tears, just like the meteors of innumerable crash. “不。”高特转过头来,两行止不住的泪水,犹如无数坠落的流星。 „She solved me.” “她解决了我。” „......” “……” „Moreover, my within the body, has what chipped sound indistinctly......” at this point, tall Te chokes with sobs, covers the face to weep bitterly. “而且,我的体内,隐约有什么碎裂的声音……”说到这里,高特泣不成声,掩面痛哭。 ahh, is this, the subconsciousness of my sympathize clamped the leg, thought that finally perfect point topic. 啊啊,是这样啊,我感同身受的下意识夹了夹腿,心想,终于完美点题了。 „Wait, is not right, does this plot sound is a little how familiar?” “等等,不对呀,这剧情听起来怎么有点熟悉？” „Well, where having isn't right?” “咦,有哪里不对吗？” „Where is not not right, is familiar, has probably happened in me at present?” “不是哪里不对,是熟悉,好像在我眼前发生过？” „Really has this matter?” “真的有这回事？” „Thinks carefully, probably god birthdays more than ten years ago?” “仔细想想,大概是在十多年前的神诞日？” „A your such saying......” “你这么一说……” „You and meter/rice mountain, Khan.” “你和米山,可汗。” „I thought that was this, originally was I messes up.” tall Te is scratching the head, gruff laughs, with a smile, two lines of tears suddenly and fled, the look gradually becomes empty. “我想起来了,是这样的,原来是我搞混了。”高特挠着头,憨憨的大笑起来,笑着笑着,两行泪忽地又窜了出来,眼神渐渐变得空洞。 „Time line made a mistake, but, chipped sound actually real.” “时间线是错了,但是,碎裂的声音却是真的。” Suppressed saying that my egg hurt. 憋说了,我蛋疼。 „Brother Wu, loves the sword, must protect well.” “吴老弟,爱剑,要好好保护哟。” „Meets...... the meeting.” “会……会的。” „Hand guard, is very important.” “护手,也很重要。” „Is...... ” “是……是的。” Because of tall Te the sincere urging, is lifelike, I am unable to complain, can only silently the nod approval. 因为高特语重心长的叮嘱,过于逼真,以至于我无法吐槽,只能默默点头赞同。 „Actually I say so many with you today, to tell your matter.” Dries the tears of corner of the eye high especially, the big hand falls on my shoulder, transmits the heavy temperature and strength. “其实我今天之所以和你说那么多,就是为了告诉你一件事。”高特擦干眼角的泪水,大手落在我的肩膀上,传来沉甸甸的温度和力量。 „You said.” I felt, he must speak the today's second proper logical expression. “你说吧。”我觉得,他要说今天的第二句正经人话了。 „Lena she...... was pregnant finally.” “丽娜她……终于怀孕了。” Said diligently last character, proper color on tall Te the face collapses finally, like a joyful gorilla, whips the chest, raises head to send out to cry out strangely, jumps onto the table, four limbs joyful wiggling forward, vented the innermost feelings like bursting a dike recklessly joy. 努力说完最后一个字,高特脸上的正经之色终于崩溃,如同一只快乐的大猩猩,拍打胸口,仰头发出怪叫,跃上餐桌,四肢愉悦的扭来扭去,肆意发泄内心如同决堤般的喜悦。 ahh, I understood. 啊啊,我明白了。 Said over and over again, even did not hesitate from exposing, fictionalized the history, exaggerated, the ultimate goal, was to show off with me. 说来说去,甚至不惜自曝,虚构历史,夸大其词,最终的目的,是想和我炫耀。 Prominent character, fearless. 突出一个字,无所畏惧。 Thought has experienced man Hell of ice obelisk , there is nothing to fear. 想必是觉得经历过冰尖柱的男人地狱,已经没什么好怕的了。 Then...... 那么…… Ice obelisk of four wings level? 四翼级的冰尖柱呢？ ... 。。。