**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** On the road of going home, I met many friendly kind regards. 回家的路上,我遇到了诸多友好亲切的问候。 „Every elder, heard that your sword did cut off? Please restrain grief.” “凡长老,听说你的剑被砍断了？请节哀。” „Elder, old does not go newly does not come, wishing you found one to be better.” “长老阁下,旧的不去新的不来,祝你找到一把更好的。” „Yo, every Boss, heard that you most beloved weapon did cut off? The fragment can not give to me?” “哟,凡老大,听说你最心爱的武器被斩断了？碎片不要可以送给我么？” From the beginning is very good, is the sincerity full blessings, I also greeted the response patiently. 一开始很好,都是诚意满满的祝福,我也耐心的招呼回应。 „Exempts the festival, not sorrow.” “免节,不哀。” „Was quick, was quick.” “快了,快了。” „You roll, you roll.” “你滚,你滚。” Arrived behind, sent regards that gradually changed flavor, for example this. 到了后面,问候逐渐就变味了,譬如说这个。 „Brother Wu, heard that your sword didn't have?” “吴老弟,听说你剑没了？” „Did Junior Brother Wu, hear you finally by Aalto?” “吴师弟,听说你终于被阿尔托切了？” Sword? Is what sword? 剑？是什么剑？ ? Is what cuts? 切？是什么切？ Asked you to talk clearly the words one time, do not cause the unnecessary misunderstanding the bastard! Finally , are you must happy greatly general racing? 拜托你们一次性把话说清楚,不要引起不必要的误会啊混蛋！还终于呢,你是不是还得喜大普奔一下？ Then just several hours later, where did the news from pass on? The elimination method, absolutely possibly is not Aalto Liya, is only left over...... 这才刚过了几小时,消息到底是从哪传出去的？排除法,绝对不可能是阿尔托莉雅,那么只剩下…… Good, has no need for what elimination method, the mouth of dwarf, that broke the hole screen. 好吧,根本用不着什么排除法,矮人的嘴巴,那是破了洞的筛子。 My a little egg hurts, how regardless of if we had known not to look for Mu Ai the winter melon, not only disclosed the news, but also was regarded the free labor force in the blacksmith's shop stuffy one in the afternoon, the person roasted quickly ripe. 我有点蛋疼,早知道无论如何也不去找穆矮冬瓜的,不仅走漏了消息,还被当成免费劳力在铁匠铺里闷了一下午,人都快烤熟了。 And, I have the premonition, will not have tomorrow, this originally simple cannot a simple small minor incident, be formed all kinds of medium length gossip, by many years of experience of my fooling around together bar, should be „hundred clan handsome man color centers does not change, is in Hell not to forget to breathe in fresh air the imperial concubine, the elf queen is driven beyond the limits of forbearance, will cut off the husband to worry root such script to be most popular with tears”. 并且,我有预感,不出明天,这件本来简单的不能再简单的一个小小事故,就会被编成五花八门的中长幅八卦,以我厮混酒吧的多年经验,应该是“百族面首色心不改,身在地狱不忘纳新妃,精灵女王忍无可忍,含泪斩断丈夫烦恼根”这样的剧本最受欢迎。 And, how also to cut off , what place, under what situation, previous moment is still doing anything, these questionable point most people love to talk about. 其中,又以如何斩断,什么时间,什么地点,在什么情况下,前一刻还在干着什么,这些疑点最为众人津津乐道。 Continues to discuss following this question, the most popular explanation I also thought that the hot word nothing but is fickle, the night non- home to return, defends the vacant room alone, grasps deceitfully in the bed, implored urgently, remained unmoved, family/home suddenly/violently Pinfa, was pregnant in September, was child perseveres, tumbles the staircase, lost all, has thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later, completely discouraged, by liking being lived to hate, to rush to Hell. 顺着这个疑问继续讨论,其中最热门的解释我也想到了,热词无非就是喜新厌旧,夜不归宿,独守空房,抓奸在床,苦苦哀求,不为所动,家暴频发,怀胎九月,为子坚守,滚落楼梯,鸡飞蛋打,始乱终弃,万念俱灰,由爱生恨,奔赴地狱。 You look, at present the most popular metropolis sentiment play, the program has, the additional male two female two multangular love domineering stepmother spiritless old father plans best friend sea turtle toy horse divorce traffic accidents lose again recall the incurable illness, do't the bar can hi overturn the heavens? 你瞧,时下最热门的都市感情剧,大纲就有了,再加点男二女二多角恋强势后妈懦弱老父心机闺蜜海龟竹马离婚车祸失忆绝症,酒吧不得嗨翻天？ I was deliberately considering lets rumor run all over the place with it, was inferior did oneself arrange one to be good? At least control in own brain hole range. 我寻思着与其让谣言满天飞,不如自己编一个好了？至少控制在自己的脑洞范围内。 When fiddles with this is damaging 1000 wound oneself 800 thoughts, in main house gate ran into the spider young lady. 捣鼓着这样自损一千伤己八百的念头时,在家门口遇到了蜘蛛小姐。 „Hello.” “你好。” „Un...... hello/you good, he/she Ms. Lian, you are......” “嗯……你好,伊丽安女士,你这是……” „Received the invitation of banquet, how, doesn't welcome?” “受到了宴会的邀请,怎么,不欢迎？” „Where, I the atmosphere that is worried about to make noise may make you not feel happily.” “哪里,我只是担心过于喧闹的气氛或许会让你感到不喜。” „Might as well, although I happy static, but occasional noise, is a good experience . Moreover, the lively banquet, I have also experienced.” “无妨,吾虽喜静,但偶尔的喧闹,也是一种不错的体验,况且,再热闹的宴会,吾也体验过。” Stalemate that a spider young lady such saying, was as if unable to restrain oneself to tide of recollection, jet black both eyes were gradually blurred., 蜘蛛小姐这么一说,似乎便不能自已的陷入到了回忆的潮水之中,漆黑的双目逐渐迷离。、 „That is is very very long some long one time to the nowadays, smooth of very god development, compares in the beforehand many unclear disaster hardship, is simply ordinary like the dreamland, the short ten years, the follower has more than 1 million, to celebrate, I decide to hold grand Saint feast a time, invited all high-level believers, enough more than thousand people......” “那是离现今很久很久的某一次,神教发展的十分顺利,相较于之前的诸多不明灾厄,简直如同梦境一般,短短十年,信徒就已经有了不下百万,为了庆祝,吾决定举办一次隆重的圣宴,邀请了所有中高层教徒,足足千余人……” „Then the local tradition, on the holiday celebration, will prepare a lot of bread flour, everyone grabs the bread flour to splash to person, is having ample food and clothing by the table, on that day, in newly-built style shrine, over a thousand believers also conducted such celebration, right.” “然后当地有一个传统,每逢节日庆典,会准备大量的面粉,大家抓着面粉向就近之人泼洒,以表丰衣足食,那一天,在刚刚建成的气派神殿内,上千教徒也进行了这样的庆祝活动,对吧。” Spider young lady speechless nod of, has not revealed the color of accident/surprise, when she exposes he/she Lian this only with the name, has known oneself are in continent all details, touched purity. 蜘蛛小姐无言的点了点头,并没有露出意外之色,当她暴露伊丽安这个唯一用名的时候,就已经知道自己身在大陆的所有底细,会被摸的一清二楚。 She with inquiring about the vision visits me: „So many years pass by, when I only has the small curiosity, the night falls the large explosion of branch, who Assassin is, does not know that elder whether to dispel doubt for me.” 她只是用探寻的目光看着我:“这么多年过去,吾内心只剩下一点小小的好奇,夜幕降临时分所发生的大爆炸,刺客到底是谁,不知道长老阁下能否为吾解惑。” „Very sorry, that mysterious and heroic Assassin status, has not spread, was known by the world.” “很抱歉,那位神秘而英勇的刺客的身份,并没有流传下来,被世人所知晓。” Initially when looked at the spider young lady's 87 th cause of death, I want to increase a preface in front, when is similar to watched the spying cartoon, when the criminal arrives drew a circle to label such. 当初看蜘蛛小姐的第八十七种死法时,我就想在前面添加一段序言,正如同看侦探漫画时在犯人登场的时候画圈标注那样。 Assassin is —— bread flour ahh!!! 刺客是——面粉啊啊啊！！！ „That was really regrettable, it seems like that failure, another time must become the unsolved mystery.” “那真是太遗憾了,看来那一次的失败,又一次要成为未解之谜了。” Why does not know, when spider young lady light saying of „” character, my eye is somewhat grieved, suddenly feels for rumor gossip, but worry, is what kind of base and low tiny. 不知为何,当蜘蛛小姐平平淡淡的说出“又”字的时候,我眼睛有些酸楚,忽然觉得正在为谣言八卦而烦恼的自己,是何等的卑微渺小。 These compared with the miserable competition, was time I lost, the spider young lady by the absolute rule level strength, won the competition once again. 这一次的比惨大赛,是我输了,蜘蛛小姐以绝对的统治级实力,又一次荣获桂冠。 Why also does not know, after the spider young lady separates, my inexplicable manner. 又是不知为何,和蜘蛛小姐分开后,我莫名的神气起来。 Until the front surface runs into double to combine, the overhead is one. 直到迎面遇到双娜组合,当头就是一句。 „Heard that your thing was cut?” “听说你那玩意被切了？” „Dyed completely the lethal weapon of blood, now finally gives.” “染满了鲜血的凶器,如今终于授首了。” Is looking at the colors of their eyeful ridiculing, in my brain was only left over a few words at that time. 瞧着她们满眼的揶揄之色,我脑子里当时就只剩下一句话。 tai, the female seductress/evil spirit, eats my old Sun stick! 呔,女妖精,吃俺老孙一棍！ However is not good, wants is also unthinkable, as the matter stands more solid oneself is a monkey. 但是不行,想也不能想,这样一来就更加坐实了自己是只猴子了。 These two female seductresses/evil spirits......, these two female sexual attractiveness Wolf, haven't I understood them? Also puts on an act, the live ammunition gets up, one after another reveals one's true colors. 这俩女妖精……啊呸,这俩女色狼,我还不了解她们？也就装装样子,真枪实弹起来,一个个原形毕露。 That thing that „you said what is, have you looked? Has traced? Has used? Has eaten? You to are talk clearly, covers up afraid to say a word, didn't the courage when your young female dragon speaks the truth continually have?” “你说的那玩意是什么,你看过没有？摸过没有？用过没有？吃过没有？你到是说清楚点嘛,吞吞吐吐遮遮掩掩的,你小母龙蕾娜什么时候连说实话的胆子也没有了？” Also balances the books saying: „What blood? What lethal weapon? Dyed you? Otherwise with your what pass/test? On the other hand does the person have the blood occasionally? Gives my Kangkang?” 又对本子娜说道:“什么血？什么凶器？难道染了你的？不然与你何关？话说回来人偶有血吗？给我康康？” Two heavy blows counter-attack, at that time made double combine to the blood that the cheek rises is the same. 两记重拳反击,当时就让双娜组合脸蛋涨的跟血一样。 ...... …… „Valise.” Blushes who has not disappeared, in the young female cook to kitchen cancelled colluding: „Did vegetable/dish prepare?” “维拉丝。”红晕未消的蕾娜,冲厨房里的小厨娘勾了勾手:“菜都准备好了吗？” „Is worse, how, is the belly hungry? Can first eat.” The puppy dog is cleaning the fragrant perspiration of temple, that kitchen fire the slightly sunlight face of orange sparkling photo, the pitch-black eye of that gentle as water, just like a mercy Bodhisattva. “还差一些,怎么,肚子已经饿了？可以先吃一点哦。”小狗狗擦拭着鬓角的香汗,那厨火的橘光映照的微曦面庞,那温柔似水的乌黑眼睛,就宛如一尊慈悲菩萨。 „Little......, is not this, I am not because the belly hungry looked for you, although the belly was a little truly hungry.” Was pulled sleeves by behind Nana, then remembered the proper business. “就一点点……啊,不是这样的,我不是因为肚子饿了才找你,虽然肚子确实有点饿了。”被身后的娜娜扯了一下衣袖,蕾娜这才想起正事。 „I want to make you add many dish.” “我是想让你加多一道菜。” She pulls off a fierce creeping motion from the darkness the living specimen, the smile is gradually fierce. 她从黑暗中拖出一具剧烈蠕动的活体,笑容逐渐狰狞。 „Name was called —— to stir-fry that thing!” “菜名就叫——切丝爆炒那玩意！” Valise: „???” 维拉丝:“？？？” „No?” Sees Valise to reveal the color of puzzle, the creeping motion living specimen that maintains composure will hide behind: „Is feared that sees the blood? Or did I take the material to you?” “不行吗？”看到维拉丝露出困扰之色,蕾娜不动声色的将蠕动活体藏到身后:“是怕见血？要不我取了材料给你？” „Even if you said......” Valise crookedly gently one. “就算你这么说……”维拉丝头轻轻一歪。 „Sir...... is not the thing.” “大人……可不是玩意。” „Who said that he wasn't the thing? He may be a thing! Shameless color embryo obscene thing!” Blurted out, after by Nana, covers the mouth stubbornly. “谁说他不是玩意了？他可就是个玩意！无耻色胚下流玩意！”蕾娜脱口而出,紧接着就被娜娜自身后死死捂住嘴巴。 „, Nana, relates even again well with the Sir, the joke, still unopenable goes too far.” Valise tightened the flat-bottomed pan in hand, on the face completely lets the gentleness that the person melts. “蕾娜,娜娜,就算和大人关系就算再好,玩笑,也不能开的太过分哦。”维拉丝紧了紧手中的平底锅,脸上尽是让人融化的温柔。 However, the double fine body hair actually all completely stands erect, as if pitiful small and weak rabbit no use met the wild giant beast, stiff nod, drags the creeping motion living specimen to run off hastily. 但是,双娜的寒毛却皆尽直立,仿佛可怜弱小无助的兔子遇到了蛮荒巨兽,僵硬的点了点头,连忙拖着蠕动活体跑开。 „It seems like prepares food is not possible, Valise was too keen, has used the string to bundle this, can recognize unexpectedly.” “看来做菜是不可能了,维拉丝太敏锐了,都已经用绳子捆成了这样,竟然还能一眼认出。” „After all is the first woman of monkey.” Nana just like the dog-headed military strategist, glanced opposite party one eyes, cannot bear the soul of venomous tongue eventually, blurted out one. “毕竟是猴子的第一个女人。”娜娜宛若狗头军师,瞟了对方一眼,终究没能忍住毒舌之魂,脱口而出加了一句。 „You temporarily actually final, seriously having no way ratio.” “你暂时却是最后的,当真没法比。” That blood pressure, almost must perform at that time passed away at the scene. 蕾奥娜当时那个血压,差点就要表演当场逝世了。 ... 。。。