**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „I and it explained for a long time, your excellency will relinquish difference, has the cooperation of sincerity, but that bighead does not believe that thought that I am deceiving it, even being killed paranoea manifests suddenly, thought that is I displays the schemes and tricks, wants to trap to kill it at one fell swoop, received exchange for your excellency trust by this.” “我和它解释了许久,阁下会不计前嫌,心怀诚意的合作,不过那胖头鱼就是不信,觉得吾在骗它,甚至被害妄想症发作,觉得是吾施展阴谋诡计,想将它诱骗过来一举杀害,以此换取阁下的信任。” „After all had the criminal record.” I have not stretched for a while am quiet, talked nonsense the frank talk, stops up with a big steamed bun hastily is quiet, covered stretch/open face, the corner of the eye split vision peeped at spider Prime Evil several most probably fast, and is meditating at heart. “毕竟是有前科了。”我一时没绷住嘴,瞎说了大实话,连忙用一个大馒头堵住嘴,遮住大半张脸,眼角余光飞快窥视了蜘蛛魔神几眼,并在心里默念。 The truth is not fearful, who gets angry who is awkward. 实话不可怕,谁怒谁尴尬。 in any case spider Prime Evil is also the senior suffering person, sneak the pain that Dark Continent receives over a hundred times, the crime, recalls thick one pack of dossiers that Cain reorganizes, simply is the blood and tears altogether dances, the tragedy and unlucky simultaneous/uniform flying, 1 million brave soldiers sweep away all obstacles, the slaughter thousand li (500 km), the opposite party only has last archer who carries the severe wound, projected last soft and weak arrow indomitably, passed through the numerous shield walls and steel armor, in 1 million people, hit your fruit. 好歹蜘蛛魔神也是资深受害人士,上百次潜入暗黑大陆受的苦,遭的罪,回忆起凯恩整理的厚厚一叠卷宗,简直就是血与泪的共舞,悲剧和倒霉齐飞,百万雄兵所向披靡,屠杀千里,对方只剩下最后一名身负重伤的弓箭手,不屈不挠的射出了最后一只软弱无力的箭矢,偏偏穿过了重重盾墙和钢甲,于百万人之中,偏偏命中了你的蛋蛋。 Is similar this unlucky degree, cried. 类似这种倒霉程度,菲妮都哭了。 The third test that the patho degree, Aalto Liya just experienced even, felt that could not miss many, other did not discuss, did not have certainly calm health time, by oneself irritating, even if tore off own eight legs furiously, own sewed on cross ruthlessly, was not venting. 其悲情程度,就算比阿尔托莉雅刚经历的第三次考验,感觉也差不了多少,别的不谈,没有一定气定神闲的养生功夫,早就被自己给气死了,哪怕是奋力拔下自己的八条腿,狠狠把自己钉在十字架上,都不解气。 How did I have my such to plant?! 我怎么就出了我这么个栽种呢？！ In brief, what I want to express is the spider Prime Evil health time is good, can calm down, even if I combine with Maffey double in addition have tall Te to make the substitution, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform sends out, is unable to make its innermost feelings give birth to any mighty waves probably. 总之,我想表达的是蜘蛛魔神的养生功夫挺好,沉得住气,哪怕我和老马菲妮外加双娜组合还有高特做替补,齐齐出动,大概也无法让它内心生出任何波澜。 Good of patience, bearing patiently, looks like...... one to wait for the prey to hit the spider of net simply. 耐心之好,隐忍之强,简直就像是……一只等待猎物撞网的蜘蛛。 Really listens to Monarch words, such as listens to the words. 果然是听君一席话,如听一席话。 Really, the spider young lady is without turning a hair, but honk shouted. 果然,蜘蛛小姐面不改色,只是嘟嚷了一句。 „That is the strategy, the strategy.” “那是策略,策略。” „cough cough, in other words, four...... bighead that fellow, had suspected that the ox head the death and you were concerned?” I will slide hastily to the abyss topic pull back the right track. “咳咳,也就是说,四……胖头鱼那家伙,已经怀疑牛头的死和你有关了？”我连忙将滑向深渊的话题拉回正轨。 „It is not I boasted, any Prime Evil is the extremely hard to deal with fellow, the years that we have are glorious than the present seven giants, the maintaining life method is countless, therefore, even if the strength is inferior to seven giants, but, seven giants also take us not to have the means from one side, just like you see, is bighead such goods, merely by the seal and captivity, therefore the ox head death, naturally can arouse the difficult situation, what unfortunately is, I am famous for the schemes and tricks exactly, the strength can also pass, must say that can entrap the ox head, probably also only then I, everyone suspected that I am also natural. Matter, if changes into the bighead, but will not degenerate into the suspected object absolutely.” “并非吾自夸,任何一个魔神都是极其难缠的家伙,吾等存在的岁月比如今的七巨头还要悠久,保命手段不计其数,所以,哪怕实力不如七巨头,但从侧面来看,就连七巨头也拿吾等没有办法,正如你所见,便是胖头鱼这样的货色,也仅仅是被封印和囚禁,所以牛头的死,自然会激起惊涛骇浪,不巧的是,吾恰好以阴谋诡计著称,实力也过得去,要说能坑害牛头,大概也只有吾了,大家怀疑吾也是理所当然的事,若是换成胖头鱼,可绝对不会沦为被怀疑的对象。” The spider young lady said that in the principle, making me nod again and again, but on the other hand, always felt that she very cannot have a liking for weird creature Prime Evil probably, such as schoolmate domination in the crane tail, the taunt draws directly fully, making me a little pitiful weird creature Prime Evil. 蜘蛛小姐说说的句句在理,让我连连点头,但是话说回来,总感觉她好像挺看不上四不像魔神的,如同学霸之于吊车尾,嘲讽直接拉满,让我都有点可怜起四不像魔神了。 The spider young lady resembled also some words to say, I lifted the hand suddenly, changed one, and stopped the hand signal that waited a bit. 蜘蛛小姐似还有话要说,我突然抬手,变化了一个且停稍等的手势。 Although complains now was a little possibly late, but...... 虽说现在吐槽可能有点迟了,但是…… The five fingers become the iron claw, grips to try to pretend that firmly the caterpillar crawled to wriggle again on the table along the corner from the window slit along the floor around the table leg from outside, must crawl to meal basket the back of the head of crystal shortly, pounded like the shell generally ruthlessly to the yellow piece maidservant. 五指成铁爪,牢牢夹住试图假装毛毛虫一路从外面沿着墙角从窗户缝隙里爬进来再沿着地板绕着桌腿蠕动上了餐桌,眼看就要爬到餐篮的水晶的后脑勺,如同炮弹一般狠狠砸向黄段子侍女。 „Your it meow the steamed bun of doing that wants to feed hogs greatly is also too big is bigger than my half face!” “你它喵的做的馒头那么大是想喂猪么也太大了吧都比我半张脸还要大了！” Unemotional wields the rolling pin to strike to fly the crystal, gazes after her to change to the meteor to vanish after the out of the window, clean gives the explanation unhurriedly. 面无表情的挥出擀面杖将水晶击飞,目送她化作流星消失在窗外后,洁露卡不慌不忙的做出解释。 „What having isn't right? This is the elf of traditional standard 【Imperial family】 Style breakfast.” “有什么不对吗？这是传统的标准的精灵【皇家】风格早餐。” „You, when I haven't had the elf imperial family style breakfast of traditional standard? This obviously is strengthened version of traditional standard, although before very but greatly is not obviously big, although Aalto Liya capacity for food but greatly I cannot you insult her!” “你当我没吃过传统的标准的精灵皇家风格早餐吗？这明明就是传统的标准的加强版吧,以前虽然很大但是明明没有那么大,虽然阿尔托莉雅饭量大但我不许你这么侮辱她！” „Is this, Your highness, before was this.” At this time, the yellow piece maidservant revealed some expressions, was not ashamed, but was sad, tears that the corner of the eye squeezed out, in leaving scene like modern drama. “是这样的,殿下,以前是这样的。”这时候,黄段子侍女才流露出些许表情,却并非羞愧,而是悲伤,眼角挤出的泪水,如同话剧里的离别场景。 Prominent character, empty boasting. 突出一个字,浮夸。 „But, your majesty she...... your majesty she, one dream hundred years, she grew!” “但是啊,陛下她……陛下她,一梦百年,她成长了啊！” „Growth?” I trace the hard solid chest subconsciously, first gesticulated an ordinary curve, then gesticulates a greatly greatly greatly big curve, immediately felt oneself thought crookedly, hastily remedial cough several. “成长了？”我下意识摸了摸自己硬邦邦的结实胸膛,先比划了一个普通弧度,再比划一个更大大大大大大大大的弧度,随即感觉自己想歪了,连忙补救性的咳嗽几声。 „, Is......, truly grew, Aalto Liya's strength.” “哦啊,是……是的,确实成长了,阿尔托莉雅的实力。” „No, is the capacity for food.” “不,是饭量。” I: „......” 我:“……” Clean: „......” 洁露卡:“……” Aalto Liya who just entered into a living room leg, is maintaining the standing on one leg posture, this in the midair, was ordinary like the stone carving, that was like the first awakening after a dream, because of smile that the fragrance of breakfast brought back, has not dissipated on the face. 刚迈入客厅一条腿的阿尔托莉雅,保持着金鸡独立的姿势,就这样顿在半空,如同石雕一般,那大梦初醒,因早餐的香气而勾起的笑容,尚未在脸上消逝。 The atmosphere solidified for several seconds. 气氛就这么凝固了好几秒钟。 The stone carving moved finally, Aalto Liya takes back that leg silently, stretching oneself of calmly, is rubbing the sleepy eyes, blurry passed by from the living room directly, went to the restroom, after the moment, rubs the sleepy eyes to turn back, went to the room, is soundless. 石雕终于动了,阿尔托莉雅默默收回那条腿,若无其事的伸了个懒腰,揉着睡眼,迷迷糊糊的径直从客厅路过,去了厕所,片刻后揉着睡眼折返,回了房间,再无声息。 Probably she really comes out to go to bathroom. 好像她真的只是出来上个厕所。 If can be joined to Adoue that hoarse BGM to the scene, proper famous scene. 要是能给刚才的场面配上一首阿杜那嘶哑的BGM,妥妥的名场面了。 【Goes to go quickly quickly quickly! Comforts Aalto Liya quickly your bastard, took a look at you to say what impudent remark, you must let even a hundred years of misery in dreamland clenched teeth to shoulder she, in this kind of time blackening?! Goes to I apologize quickly! Apologized to me!】 【快去快去快去！快去安慰阿尔托莉雅啊你这混蛋,瞧瞧你都说了什么混账话,你要让连梦境里的百年苦难都咬牙扛过的她,在这种时候黑化吗？！快去给我道歉！给我谢罪！】 I am pulling the fragrant shoulder of yellow piece maidservant, the desperate swing, the anxious eyeball covers entirely the blood threads, soon flowed copiously. 我扳着黄段子侍女的香肩,拼命的摇摆,急的眼珠子布满血丝,都快要夺眶而出了。 【I do not want me not to want me not to want! I told the facts, I not wrong, obviously was the mistake of fool crown prince, was the action of fool crown prince was too disrespectful, damage to your majesty( immature) frail body and mind!】 【我不要我不要我不要！我只是实话实说,我没有错,明明是笨蛋亲王的错,是笨蛋亲王的举动太失礼了,伤害到了陛下(幼小)脆弱的身心！】 Yellow piece maidservant tearful eyes tearful goes all out to shake the head, without the usual calm, knows if obviously at this time has not processed, she must become the criminal of elf clan, how can let own carries this being unjustly discredited alone. 黄段子侍女泪眼汪汪的拼命摇头,没了平时的淡定,显然知道这种时候要是一个没有处理好,她就要成为精灵族的罪人,怎么可以让自己的独自背这个黑锅。 Had! 有了！ While attempting to shirk the responsibility, we have not given up thinking, at the same time found the means. 在企图推卸责任的同时,我们也没放弃动脑子,在同一时间找到了办法。 So long as made Aalto Liya eat to the full well. 只要让阿尔托莉雅吃饱了就好。 The roots of all worries lie in hungry, un...... regarding my king probably is this right. 一切烦恼的根源在于饥饿,嗯……对于吾王来说大概是这样没错。 So long as delivers to Aalto Liya's room that ultra-large share PLUS steamed bun...... 只要将那篮超大份PLUS馒头送到阿尔托莉雅的房间…… Has turned head, on the long table, is only left over several spatial baskets that when swing, as well as big font face upwards lying down on table, belly drum such as the crystal of pregnant woman. 回过头,长餐桌上,只剩下哐当摇摆的几个空篮子,以及大字型仰躺在餐桌上,肚皮鼓如孕妇的水晶。 I and clean eye simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform one black, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform one bright. 我和洁露卡的眼睛齐齐一黑,紧接着齐齐一亮。 Found, damage Aalto Liya's murderer/culprit! 找到了,伤害阿尔托莉雅的真凶！ Unexpectedly is you! 竟然是你！ If Aalto Liya blackening, that is the mistake of crystal! 如果阿尔托莉雅黑化,那全都是水晶的错！ I nod to the clean reveal freeze point, she understands, goes forward the latter neck meat that is pinching the crystal, carried, eats supported crystal, even is incapable of struggling, but hit a satisfied belch, probably was saying, you are optional, I was in any case full. 我冲洁露卡点点头,她心领神会,上前一把捏着水晶的后脖子肉,拎了起来,吃撑了的水晶,甚至无力挣扎,只是打了一个满足饱嗝,好像在说,你们随意,反正我饱了。 Very good, wants to tie up her, if Aalto Liya has an accident, offers sacrifice to heaven with the crystal. 很好,想把她绑起来,万一阿尔托莉雅出了什么事,就拿水晶祭天。 Quick-witted, perfect. 机智,完美。 After processing this possibly to cause the fatal diplomatic accident that the alliance disintegrated, I pretended anything not to happen, took a seat, was skillful, the spider young lady also seemed to think that no, displayed at the worst calm quite regarding the accident. 处理了这起可能会导致联盟分崩离析的重大外交事故后,我装作什么也没发生,重新落座,巧了,蜘蛛小姐似乎也觉得没什么大不了的,对于刚才的事故表现出相当的淡定。 Immediately makes me have a feeling sorry not to have met sooner friend feeling. 顿时让我有一种相见恨晚的知己感。 „That was...... matter had happened a moment ago”, was impossible to treat as has not seen, stemming from politeness, spider young lady courtesy asked one. “刚才那是……”事情已经发生,不可能当做没看见,出于礼貌,蜘蛛小姐礼节性的问了一句。 Thought, this Lesser Evil family affairs is really rich. 心想,这魔王的家事还真丰富。 „, Aalto Liya, my wife.” I spoke thoughtlessly to say. “哦,阿尔托莉雅,我妻子。”我随口应道。 Really, the relations of home seem complex, is the manage less for wonderful, spider young lady secretly thought. 果然,这个家的关系似乎蛮复杂的,还是少管为妙,蜘蛛小姐暗道。 „Status is the elf queen.” “身份是精灵女王。” „......” “……” Saw that spider young lady calm appearance, as if I to am not status noble queen Aalto Liya who she said that but was average not wonderful singing girl Valise, my secret acclaiming, this child was really the person who achieved the great accomplishment, was worth a junction. 眼看蜘蛛小姐一脸平静的样子,仿佛我跟她说的不是身份高贵的女王阿尔托莉雅,而是平平无奇的歌姬维拉丝,我不由的暗暗赞叹,此子果然是做大事的人,值得一交。 If the steamed bun remains, I feared that cannot bear probably supply one plate at the scene, 0.3 fragrances, the righteousness tied the sworn brother. 要是还有馒头剩,我怕是忍不住当场就要供上一碟,点三支香,义结金兰了。 Hell is too dangerous, the ally draws the hip, or...... returned to the abyss to continue to be the earth overlord to be good. 地狱太危险,盟友太拉胯,要不……还是回深渊继续做土霸王好了。 The spider young lady like the violet quiet however refined smile, is lowering the head wear a look of slightly, sipped tea with milk lightly, conceals by this has not shown slightly the tranquil expression of flaw, wants to say at heart. 蜘蛛小姐面带着如同紫罗兰般幽然雅致的微笑,微微低头,轻啜了一口奶茶,以此掩饰并未露出丝毫破绽的平静表情,心里想道。 This alliance, pill...... 这联盟啊,药丸…… ... 。。。