ROD :: Volume #37

#3629: No joking, salt fish sword


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Walks in the white fog world, looks up the day, strange touch that the sole feeds back, doubtable here whether has the ground, cannot feel flowing of air, cannot hear the slight sound, sound that deliberately make, in instantaneously by silent Swallow. 行走在白雾的世界当中,抬头望不到天,脚底反馈回来的奇异触感,也叫人怀疑这里是否存在地面,感受不到空气的流动,听不到丝毫的动静,就连自己刻意制造出来的声音,也在瞬间就被寂静吞噬 Like is, by end that the god abandons. 如同是,被神所遗弃的末日光景。 For a long time without like this entire lived, I just opened eyes, the brain a little hoodwinks, but quick responded, the callow rookie has become an old pro, arrived at the white fog world again, to returning to oneself was the same, kind. 许久没有这样的整活了,以至于我刚睁开眼的时候,脑子有点蒙,不过很快就反应过来了,一回生二回熟,再度来到白雾世界,就跟回到了自家一样,亲切的很。 As usual, recognizes a direction proceeds and that's the end, naturally, pouring the estimate is also good, even if stands upside down the estimate not to have the problem, likes as you like, in any case is the salt fish sword mysterious wicked interest, played greasily, it naturally can appear. 和以往一样,认准一个方向一个劲的往前走就是了,当然,倒着走估计也行,就算倒立走估计也没毛病,随你喜欢,横竖不过是咸鱼剑故弄玄虚的恶趣味,玩腻了,它自然会出现。 However this time, the salt fish sword to was gives me to put in order the new work. 但是这一次,咸鱼剑到是给我整出了一点新活儿。 That irrevocable white fog, as forwards, suddenly experienced several fluctuations, slowly assembled and parted several to wipe like splashing ink the simple optional outline. 那一成不变的白雾,随着一路向前,忽然出现了几番波动,慢慢聚散成了几抹如同泼墨般简单随意的轮廓。 Also perhaps is my misconception, sometimes such as the sky above white cloud cluster, you are thinking it is what shape, it in your eyes is what shape, having the feeling is quite idealist. 又或许是我的错觉,就如天空上面的白色云团,有时候你心里想着它是什么形状,它在你眼中就是什么形状,存在感比较唯心。 In any event, in the boundless white fog world, finally had a new phenomenon in my eyes, in these extremely succinct fog the outline, as if composed coarse murals, takes a walk along with me, the picture constantly is also changing, after having an hour, looks at the feeling of picture-and-story book. 无论如何,茫茫的白雾世界中,在我眼中总算有了点新鲜玩意,那些极其简洁的雾中轮廓,似乎组成了一幅幅粗陋的壁画,伴随着我一路走动,画面也在不断变化,有种小时后看连环画的感觉。 Silent world , in the fog the picture appears, suddenly were many some strange sounds, whenever I stop the footsteps, wants to listen respectfully carefully, without a trace that the sound can vanish, only then in the careless condition, will appear towering. 寂静无声的世界,也在雾中之画出现的时候,忽然多了一些奇异的声响,每当我停下脚步,想要仔细聆听的时候,声响就会消失的无影无踪,只有在漫不经心的状态下,才会突兀出现。 Even so, is still sometimes big sometimes small, intermittent, the word order seemed to be disrupted will thoroughly rub to make one group from now on, chaotic, does not have the rule, looks like the monk to chant scripture, cannot understand the meaning that wants to express completely. 就算如此,也是时大时小,时有时无,语序似乎被彻底打乱过后再揉做一团,杂乱无章,毫无规律,就像是和尚念经,完全听不懂想要表达的意思。 As if braves especially, to listen to a loneliness by oneself. 似乎特地冒出来,就是为了让自己听个寂寞。 But why does not know, emergence of innermost feelings to this sound, actually unfounded emits a familiar feeling. 但不知为何,内心对这股声音的出现,却毫无理由的冒出一丝熟悉的感觉。 Including constantly is changing at present fog Mural. 包括眼前不断变化着的雾中【壁画】。 That outline is succinct and disorderly, probably the young child doodle, seems like a lump of mosaic, but also like playing the pixel game on 180 cuns (2.5 cm) throwing screen to the bright window, is not 800 degrees nearsightedness, you cannot distinguish clearly that is a stone is a lump of panda, the titanium alloy dog eye player to me is not really friendlier, sometimes to see clearly one, has to withdraw several hundred meters, from drawing enough far, coordinates the titanium alloy dog eye again, can see clearly 12. 那轮廓简洁而凌乱,像是小儿涂鸦,又像是一坨马赛克,还像在180寸的投屏上对着敞亮的窗户玩像素游戏,不是八百度的近视眼,你根本分不清那到底是一块石头还是一坨熊猫,对我这样的钛合金狗眼玩家更是不甚友好,有时候为了看清一幅,不得不退后几百米,距离拉的足够远,再配合钛合金狗眼,才能看清一二。 , As if first is one big is roughly small, the form of two kind of person is interacting, interacts to interact, the big form disappeared, the small form stayed same place a while, the picture changes, the outline line of mist was slightly complex was so little, as if many some backgrounds, did the funds rise unexpectedly? Was this numerous plans? 大致上来说,似乎先是一大一小,两个类人的身影在互动,互动着互动着,大的身影消失了,小的身影原地呆了一会儿,画面一变,雾气的轮廓线条稍微复杂了那么一点点,似乎多了些背景,经费居然上涨了?这是众筹了? Did to background one, the picture stuck, what could not distinguish clearly is what, can only see to stick in one group of backgrounds, first was a sticking special obvious thing is wriggling, creeping motion back and forth, then emitted the thing of second creeping motion in its side suddenly, interacted, the thing of second creeping motion vanished, was the thing of first creeping motion long as if thicker? 奈何背景一出,画面就更糊了,根本分不清什么是什么,只能看见糊成一团的背景之中,先是一个糊的特别明显的东西在蠕动,来回的蠕动,然后在它身边忽然冒出了第二个蠕动之物,互动一番,第二个蠕动之物消失,第一个蠕动之物似乎长粗了一些? What also or to be many? 又或者说,身上多了些什么? In brief confuses very much, confuses the tail from the beginning, must continue to confuse does not know the appearance, if this domestic-made animation, I rather look at 100 pear flower small shrimp. 总之很迷,从头迷到尾,一副还要继续迷下去的不自知样子,这要是国产动画,我宁愿去看一百遍梨花小虾。 Does not compare regardless other, others at least have the extremely advanced picture to take to hit one dozen. 撇开其他不去比较,人家至少还有极其先进的画面可以拿出来打一打呀。 What? The immaterial picture partially outsources, does the touching script person suppose with the outstanding ideological subject is the domestic-made original? 什么?无关紧要的画面部分是外包,感人的剧本人设和优秀的思想主题才是国产原创? Also can have second?! 还要出第二部?! Even if in the dream, I were still startled cold sweat, racket chest, still shaken relaxing. 哪怕是在梦中,我依然惊出了一声冷汗,拍拍胸口,惊魂未定的松了一口气。 Fortunately, has passed through. 还好,已经穿越了。 Present I, have nothing to fear. 现在的我,已经没有什么好怕的了。 Has looked back the clumsy tactics of mist, unexpectedly many warm feelings of faint trace, that sticks one group of backgrounds, the child simple doodle, the in any case salt fish sword has also tried hard. 回过头来看雾气的拙劣表演,竟多了丝丝的亲切感,那糊成一团的背景,小孩子般的简单涂鸦,好歹咸鱼剑也努力过了呀。 Perhaps heard complained my, salt fish sword perhaps rare emerged an ashamed heart, the mist is rubbed to make one group, the white piece, then gradually diverged. 或许是听到了我内心的吐槽,咸鱼剑或许难得的涌现出了一丝羞耻心,雾气被重新揉做一团,白茫茫一片,然后逐渐地散去。 Reveals desolated, just like the end spent clay gray world, the spiritless sky and land, is empty, does not have the vitality, then only partly inserts the long sword in land, changed to only between world. 露出荒芜的,宛如末日废土般的灰色世界,死气沉沉的天空和大地,空无一物,毫无生机,唯独那把半插在大地之中的长剑,化作了天地间的唯一。 tch.” My routine first transferred around the salt fish sword, sizes up several all-around, suddenly discovered a highlight. 啧啧啧。”我例行的绕着咸鱼剑先转了一圈,全方位打量几眼,忽然发现了一个亮点。 Lena, you grew unexpectedly.” “艾芙丽娜,你竟然长高了。” Is such.” The salt fish sword puts on airs coughs lightly several, with caring at all showing off language gas channel/angrily said: Who did not have the long stature time.” “是这样的了。”咸鱼剑装模作样的轻咳几声,用满不在乎的炫耀语气道:“谁还没长个子的时候。” But you are a sword.” I reminded the opposite party to carefully examine my status seriously. “可你是一把剑。”我郑重提醒对方审视自己的身份。 Who stipulates the sword unable the long head.” “谁规定剑不能长个头。” I have not seen the sword to be able the long head.” “我就没见过剑能长个头的。” That you are seeing now, happy not? Completely empty head rising posture.” “那现在你见着了,开心不?空空如也的脑袋又涨姿势了。” This salt fish sword fermented the period of time, the tooth point mouth benefitted much. 这咸鱼剑酝酿了一阵子,牙尖嘴利了不少嘛。 Your long I do not have the opinion, but......” my with good intention reminder salt fish sword: You again such Is long Gets down, the following hammer almost must expose.” “你长个头我没意见,但是……”我好心提醒咸鱼剑:“你再这么【长】下去,下面的锤子差不多就要暴露了。” Obviously, the sword is the not possible long head, the only answer was salt fish sword drilled several points, got down again, it hid many years of hammer sword identities, must unable to keep probably. 很显然,剑是不可能长个头的,唯一的答案是咸鱼剑自个钻出了几分,再这么下去,它隐藏多年的锤子剑身份,大概就要藏不住了。 Unearths that flash the book title, I gave it to think. 出土那一瞬间的书名,我都给它想好了。 Does not install, laid cards on the table, violates inexpensively...... not, plays the role of sword many years of me, in the end cold palace registered for 1 million years later invincible, then is actually a hammer. 不装了,摊牌了,犯贱……啊不,是扮剑多年的我,在末日冷宫里签到了一百万年后无敌,然后其实是个锤子。 You look, model/pattern didn't Er of platinum big god, have all of a sudden? 你瞧,白金大神的范儿,不就一下子有了么? When this stem do you plan to use? You were not greasy I is also greasy.” “这个梗你打算用到什么时候?你不腻我也腻了。” Lena was complained many years by me, had the immunity early, this time period withdraws, practiced what turtle sent the Qigong and so on calming the nerves keeping in good health method probably, the sound was short of several points of the world smoke anger, played the aloof route unexpectedly. 艾芙丽娜被我吐槽多年,早有了免疫,这阵子龟缩起来,大概又练了什么龟派气功之类的安神养生法门,声音少了几分人间烟火气,竟然玩起了高冷路线。 Was sorry that I have not really played greasily, only if you jump now from earth, hits my face with the fact.” “抱歉我还真没玩腻,除非你现在就从土里蹦出来,用事实打我的脸。” Key two, three starts, do you match?” “钥匙两块一把,三把起步,你配么?” Matches two, gives you 50, how does the account calculate?” “就配两把,给你五十,账怎么算?” Both the silent moment, felt that continues damage to get down mutually, is not a matter, therefore exchanged a look, this is ceases all activities for the time being, beats the gong to signal retreat. 双双沉默片刻,感觉继续这么互相伤害下去,也不是个事,于是交流了一记眼神,这一场算是暂且偃旗息鼓,鸣金收兵。 What? How with a sword exchange look? 什么?如何和一把剑交流眼神? How you see the complexion conduct of five masters, how and sword exchange. 你怎么看五爷的脸色行事,那就怎么和剑交流呗。 cough cough, Lena, you may have not to brave a while, is really because of the relations of dreamland test consumption too many energy?” 咳咳,艾芙丽娜呀,你可有好一阵子没有冒出来了,真是因为梦境考验消耗太多能量的关系?” I pretend to care, so long as a salt fish sword acknowledgment, I must open the taunt pattern immediately, your hammer sword, usually blows fierce, finally a method was inferior, you look at the scabbard of King Arthur, do you throw the sword? 我假装关心,只要咸鱼剑一个承认,我立刻就要开启嘲讽模式,你这锤子剑,平时吹的多厉害,结果连个套套都不如,你看亚瑟王的剑鞘,你丢不丢剑? Ceases all activities? Smiled, that is just gathers the strength to strike. 偃旗息鼓?笑了,那只不过是蓄力一击罢了。 On your dreamland test? Is the consumption oversized? I wink a energy of lower lid consumption to compare it to be big.” Does not know that spied on my thoughts, the salt fish sword changed the rumor, the boasting blows the M78 nebula quickly. “就你那梦境考验?消耗过大?我眨一下眼皮消耗的能量都比它大。”不知道是不是窥探到了我的心思,咸鱼剑一改口风,牛皮都快吹到M78星云去了。 You did not say before.” “你之前可不是这么说。” Hi, do not tell me you not to open the false medical record, must find an excuse to be loaf, looks at your mud not to hold the appearance of wall, I not see with own eyes to cleanly.” “嗨,别告诉我你没开过假病历,总得找个理由偷懒吧,瞧你那烂泥扶不上墙的样子,我是眼不见为干净。” Originally wants to dig a pit to the salt fish sword, finally instead army, is actually calculated you suppress. 本来想挖个坑给咸鱼剑,结果却被反将一军,算你狠。 Continues to gather the strength, doubles gathers the strength! 继续蓄力,加倍蓄力! I may really feel strange, since you had not seen why also called to come here me, to surround your long stature? Was which day you were pregnant, can I also surround you to have a child?” “那我可真是奇了怪了,既然你没眼看,为什么又把我叫来这里,为了围观你长个子?是不是哪天你怀孕了,我还得来围观你生孩子?” Why, is not prompted by a sudden impulse suddenly.” “不为什么,就是突然心血来潮吧。” This thinks that is the back punctures suddenly/violently to strike, sufficed salt fish sword incompetent wild with rage one , it can also endure unexpectedly, this turtle sent the Qigong not to fear already greatly completely, already incarnation turtle king Shenbie. 本以为是背刺加暴击,够咸鱼剑无能狂怒一阵了,没想到呀,它竟然还能忍,这龟派气功怕不是已经大圆满,已经化身龟王神鳖了。 Also or is, it chooses the stand pile to meet my big forcefully, the hit abacus is also I more explosive ultra must kill. 又或者是,它选择站桩强行接我一个大,打的算盘是还我一个更加劲爆的超必杀。 I do not have other meaning, wants to call you, ridiculed well.” “我没有别的意思,就是想把你叫过来,好好嘲笑一番。” What ridiculed my?” “嘲笑我什么?” I ponder diligently, oneself have not made the foolish matter a while, thinks also somewhat to fondly remember. 我冥思苦想,自己已经有好一阵子没做傻事了呀,这么想一想还真有点怀念。 mist, haven't you learned?” “刚才的雾气,你没看明白?” Who can learn that chaotic young child doodle!” “谁能看明白呀那种乱糟糟的小儿涂鸦!” „A familiar feeling?” “一丝熟悉的感觉都没有?” Without, said that has not had.” Actually has, but how can acknowledge? “没有没有没有,说没有就是没有。”其实是有的,但怎么能承认? The salt fish sword laughs at one, as if the moor has leapt fish. 咸鱼剑嗤笑一声,似乎已经沼跃鱼化了。 Took a look in the past these scoundrel matters, to clean up to harm many people to you, really pressed your ashamed feeling not to have.” “瞧瞧当年那些混账事,为了给你擦屁股害了多少人,真难为你一点羞愧感都没有。” I am I, beforehand I have violated the matter, has what relations with present me!” “我就是我,以前的我犯过的事,和现在的我有什么关系!” I do not pass through the ponder then to blurt out, ponders over carefully, felt that this saying is not right, was the netherworld program looks probably, mother melted, but doesn't matter, bowed finished up. 我不经思考便脱口而出,仔细琢磨一番,感觉这话不大对劲,大概是阴间节目看多了,太君化了,但是没关系,鞠个躬就完事了。 Also, I do not know before me, has violated anything, Meng Po’s soup drinks, who knows the previous generation to worry, this salt fish sword, always taunted me with these fabricated things, this met me to say this saying, but was righteous. 再说了,我也不知道我以前犯过什么事呀,孟婆汤一喝,谁知前世愁,这咸鱼剑,老是拿那些莫须有的东西来嘲讽我,这一会我说出这话,可就理直气壮了。 Did the ancestors dry/does matter, what relations have with my whole life?! Has only heard son should pay the debts of the father, has not heard the previous generation because of the fruit of this life. 上辈子干的事,和我这辈子有什么关系?!只听说过父债子还,可没听说过前世之因今生之果。 Good, really has probably, I should not always treat as the cow to make the horse to repay this words next life surely saying that this may be more ruthless than what campus loan. 好吧,好像还真有,我就不该老是把来世定当做牛做马报答这种话挂在嘴边,这可比什么校园贷狠多了。 Looks at my face listless appearance, the salt fish sword sends out the satisfied refreshed ridicule. 瞧我一脸无精打采的样子,咸鱼剑发出惬意爽快的嘲笑。 Lost. 输了。 „To know what I smile is what, what did you make?” Salt fish sword smiles, while asking of wicked interest. “想知道我笑的是什么,你到底做了什么吗?”咸鱼剑一边笑,一边恶趣味的问道。 Left, can make my law-abiding this life has said again?” Worn out gives up, whenever the topic conducted at this time, I want to sneak off. “还是别了吧,能让我安安分分的过完今生再说么?”有气无力的罢了罢手,每当话题进行到这种时候,我就想开溜。 You also think that naively you can law-abiding end this life?” “你还天真的以为你能安安分分过完今生?” „Has that...... law-abiding ended today?” I back off. “那……安安分分过完今天?”我退而求其次。 That arrives does not have the issue.” “那到是没问题。” That did obeisance.” I without delay, turn around to run. “那拜了。”我二话不说,转身就跑。 Submerges the white fog to the body, unexpected, the back has not broadcast any sound, the salt fish sword as if plans to think so me to leave silently. 一直到身体没入白雾,出乎意料的,背后并没有传来任何声音,咸鱼剑似乎就打算这么默默的看着我离开。 To be honest, the war of Hell conducted this situation, has to plant to fight a decisive battle the eve feeling, I was very afraid see the salt fish sword . 说实话,地狱之战进行到了这种地步,已经有种决战前夕的感觉了,我挺害怕见到咸鱼剑,真的。 Feared that it is suddenly nervous, is using the tone of god stick, solemnly announced to me by this opening. 就怕它忽然神经质的,用着神棍的口吻,以这种开头向我庄严宣告。 The great time, must approach, the reality of the world, will soon make known, the gear of destiny has started to rotate, is the destruction, or new student/life, is only reading, the child of destiny, the guest in foreign land, please pick up the present long sword, abandons the fantasy, cuts off passing, bath fire Revive, returns returns to original condition I, from that moment on, faces directly to be your true mission. 伟大的时刻,就要来临,世界的真实,即将揭晓,命运的齿轮已经开始转动,是毁灭,亦或是新生,仅在一念,命运之子,异乡的来客,请拾起眼前的长剑,抛弃幻想,斩断过往,浴火重生,回归真我,从这一刻起,直面属于你的真正使命吧。 Asked, do not be noisy, I am only a young Savior. 拜托了,别闹,我只是一个小小的救世主而已。 ... 。。。
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