**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Who?! 谁？！ Tests in the world except for several of us, others? 考验世界里除了我们几个,还有其他人？ Has turned head fiercely, when does not know, there has been standing two by the form that the dim halo covers. 猛地回过头,不知何时,那里已经站着两道被朦胧光晕笼罩的身影。 Just like the Colgate sisters, unexpectedly is a exactly the same twin, but compared with the Colgate sisters, is in a mold prints, height, facial features, stature, even Colgate sisters not like the place, their as if also exactly the same, simple point said, compared with Colgate must Colgate, the words say I did express really some people able to understand? Won't be really sent the lawyer's letter? 和高露洁姐妹一样,竟然是一对一模一样的双胞胎,不过比起高露洁姐妹,同样是一个模子里印出来的,身高,脸型,身材,甚至高露洁姐妹不像的地方,她们似乎也一模一样,简单点说,就是比高露洁还要更加高露洁,话说我这么表达真的有人能听懂么？真的不会被寄律师函么？ Just, is unable to differentiate the Colgate sisters to be different from me from the beginning, at present this, although is long looks like, is better to differentiate, because they made the obvious variation on the hairstyle. 只不过,和我一开始无法区分高露洁姐妹不同,眼前这对虽然长得更像,却更好区分,因为她们在发型上面做了明显差异化。 In simultaneous/uniform shoulder the short hair, seems neat, that corners of the mouth are hanging at times the valiant smile, is disclosing a sunlight sincere flavor. 一个齐肩中短发,显得干净利落,那嘴角时时挂着的飒爽笑容,透露着一股阳光率真的味道。 Another was actually the long hair and waist, the neck following weaves a fine braid, the right deviation circled puts in the chest front, the smile was gentle, was disclosing a full mature elder sister flavor, or danger...... cough cough, was the easy childbirth wife makings. 另外一个却是长发及腰,颈项以下编织成了一根精致的发辫,右倾绕置于胸前,笑容温柔,透露着一股满满的成熟姐姐味道,或者说危险型……咳咳,是安产型人妻气质。 I have a look at their two, has a look at the yellow piece maidservant again, the feeling......, a character, is very subtle. 我看看她们两个,再看看黄段子侍女,感觉……呃,一个字,就很微妙。 „Black is blue, your two dares to play hide-and-seek with this unexpectedly, making this look dá, deserves what Zuida!” King Arthur looks at the twin sisters who present suddenly, immediately the violent anger, two small hands dial several in my head ruthlessly randomly, was not venting, the toothpick sword holds ruthlessly downward. “黛兰,你们两个竟然敢和本昂捉迷藏,让本昂好找哒,该当何罪哒！”小亚瑟王一瞧忽然出现的双胞胎姐妹,立刻暴怒,两只小手狠狠在我头上乱拨几通,仍不解气,牙签剑狠狠往下一捅。 „......” “……” Good wants to kill one's sovereign, what to do, online, very anxiously. 好想弑君啊,怎么办,在线等,很急。 „Very sorry, your majesty.” The twin arrives at the front, single knee kneels down respectfully. “很抱歉,陛下。”双胞胎来到面前,恭敬地单膝下跪。 „We have not to have the difficulties that the means come to immediately, requested earnestly your majesty and crown prince forgives.” “我们也有没办法立刻现身的苦衷,恳请陛下和亲王殿下恕罪。” „Eh......” usually called separatedly is nothing, but called actually to feel together strangely, probably me with King Arthur being evenly matched. “呃……”平时分开称呼到是没什么,但是这么一起叫却感觉怪怪的,像是把我和小亚瑟王给凑对了。 Also who can manage the marriage with the hand? Right. 试问,又有谁会和手办结婚呢？对吧。 That at least is also and other bodies held the pillow or and other skill offices! Whom looks down upon? 那至少也得是等身抱枕或者等身手办啊！瞧不起谁呢？ „, This does not know dá, you have been maintaining the test dá, this time forgives you specially dá.” Although King Arthur is overbearing, is actually not the persistently unreasonable person, the test is she and 12 knights establishes together, she naturally knows way. “唔嗯,本昂知道哒,你们一直在维持考验哒,这次就特别原谅你们哒。”小亚瑟王虽霸道,却并非蛮不讲理之人,考验是她和十二骑士共同设置的,她自然知道其中的门道。 Originally this matter also passed, is the twin young girl of that short hair, has the frank smile, in straightforward supplement. 本来这事也就这么过去了,可是那短发的双胞胎少女,偏偏带着爽朗笑容,耿直的补充上一句。 „Moreover, is because your majesty this appearance was too lovable, therefore thinks that many observes several in secret, after all does not have the means flagrant observation visibly, right elder sister.” “另外,也是因为陛下这副模样实在太可爱了,所以想多暗中观察几眼,毕竟明着没办法明目张胆的观察,对吧姐姐。” „Said is extremely, present your majesty was really lovable, although beforehand your majesty was also very lovable and that's the end.” The easy childbirth wife long pigtail twin young girl caresses the cheeks lightly, the smile is infatuated. “所言极是,现在的陛下实在是太可爱了,虽然以前的陛下也很可爱就是了。”安产人妻型长辫双胞胎少女轻抚脸颊,笑容陶醉。 King Arthur —— 小亚瑟王—— Is one's turn my round! 轮到我的回合！ In instance that King Arthur will soon have an action to perform, I snatched offensive —— to throw like the elf ball toward the opposite party on her. 在小亚瑟王即将有所动作的瞬间,我抢了先手——将她像精灵球一样往对方身上扔了过去。 The decision was you, Bucas mound! 就决定是你了,比卡丘！ „May you be punished by heaven dá!” King Arthur coordinates, is lifting up high the toothpick sword wickedly, the incarnation thunder, to the twin young girl is being a fierce stamp, the poked young girls hold to run, the scene was once in chaotic situation. “天诛哒！”小亚瑟王十分配合,恶狠狠地高举着牙签剑,化身雷霆,对着双胞胎少女就是一顿猛戳,戳的少女们抱头直跑,场面一度鸡飞狗跳。 Wait, do not run over to me! 等等,你们别冲我跑过来呀！ I am also thinking the backless stool melon seed Cola, discovered suddenly the sinister intention of twin young girl, panic-stricken at the same time, the eye casts aside to nearby yellow piece maidservant. 我还想着板凳瓜子可乐,冷不防发现了双胞胎少女的险恶用心,惊恐的同时,眼睛撇向一旁的黄段子侍女。 If you, should keep off the spear/gun for the master...... 如果是你,应该会替主人挡枪…… No, she does not have, she has run! 没有,她没有,她已经跑了！ Gou life/command ahh!!! 苟命啊啊啊！！！ I was forced to join the escaping team of twin young girl, is refusing to acknowledge family, whom sees to poke whose berserk King Arthur subordinate, was chased down for about a half hour. 我被迫加入了双胞胎少女的逃生队伍,在六亲不认,见谁戳谁的狂暴小亚瑟王手下,足足被追杀了将近半个小时。 When King Arthur anger subsides, the ground only had three like to be pulled out the hedgehog same fellow of puncturing, the whole body covered entirely to puncture the hole, curled up to make one group, suffocated. 等小亚瑟王怒气平息,地上只剩下三个如同被拔了刺的刺猬一样的家伙,全身布满刺洞,蜷做一团,奄奄一息。 Does this sand sculpture launch what's the matter? Should not be the meeting again after a long separation affected theater is right? 这种沙雕展开到底是怎么回事？不应该是久别重逢的感动剧场才对吗？ „orchid Dai, this allows you to organize a language dá.” Spirited standing before us, well satisfied Sir King Arthur plans to show she tolerant benevolent side. “兰黛,本昂允许你们重新组织一遍语言哒。”神气的站在我们面前,心满意足的亚瑟王大人打算展现她宽容仁慈的一面。 „Yes, your majesty, I and others at the appointed time to test, is suppressing missing, even if close, is unable to meet, matter is like this.” “是的,陛下,我等届时为了考验,才强忍着思念,哪怕近在咫尺,始终无法相见,事情就是这样子。” „Un, looked that in share that you dedicate, this time forgives you specially dá.” This crossed a field, King Arthur military might aggressive nod, received the toothpick sword , indicating that we can straighten up after bowing or performing the kowtow. “嗯,看在你们尽忠职守的份上,本昂这次就特别原谅你们哒。”这样重新过了一遍场,小亚瑟王威武霸气的点点头,收了牙签剑,表示我们可以平身了。 „Finally the calm after the storm, got up, got up, Elder sister, your highness.” “终于雨过天晴了,起来吧,都起来吧,姐姐,还有殿下。” A small hand extends front, I catch subconsciously, slightly taking advantage of strength stood up, to the present young girl smile acknowledgment. 一只小手伸到面前,我下意识接住,微微借力站了起来,冲眼前的少女微笑致谢。 It is not right, I thanked your head, is I who you harmed am also chased down to be good! 不对,我谢你个头啊,是你们害的我也被追杀好不好！ Although also has me to snatch offensive as well as throws the elf ball the pot. 虽然也有我抢先手以及扔精灵球的锅。 But for the pitiful so-called gentleman demeanor, I have to grinning, treat as the safe/without matter to happen. 但为了可悲的所谓的男士风度,我不得不咧了咧嘴,当做无事发生。 „Knows you very much happily.” “很高兴认识你们。” „, Almost forgot to introduce oneself......” “啊,差点忘了自我介绍……” „Dew of knight morning sun, lake of knight black silk evening moon/month your excellency, right.” “朝阳之露骑士兰丝阁下,夕月之湖骑士黛丝阁下,对吧。” „Called our and black silk was good, naturally, same asked our orchid Dai not to have the issue with your majesty.” “叫我们兰丝和黛丝就好了,当然,和陛下一样叫我们兰黛也没问题。” „orchid Dai?” King Arthur truly called a moment ago probably. “兰黛？”刚才小亚瑟王好像确实是这么叫的。 „Serving that because our sisters are always always together side your majesty, in order, your majesty called simply.” “因为我们姐妹总是形影不离的侍奉在陛下身边,为了方便,陛下干脆就这么叫了。” That truly is very simple, my cat King Arthur eyes, felt not a good lord, now travels also with enough time? 那还确实挺干脆的,我猫了小亚瑟王一眼,感觉不是个良主,现在跑路还来得及吗？ „Actually we also like this name very much, like turning into a person, the feeling is very good, right, black silk.” “其实我们也很喜欢这个称呼,就像变成了一个人,感觉很不错,对吧,黛丝。” „Yes, Elder sister, we like turning into a person.” “是的,姐姐,我们就像变成了一个人。” „Therefore, called us.” Twin sisters with one voice. “所以,就这么称呼我们吧。”双胞胎姐妹异口同声。 „No, is with the normal name , black silk.” “不,还是用正常的叫法吧,兰丝,黛丝。” That is the name that King Arthur is in sole possession, I do not want to infringe upon the right, does not want to hear others to call the Valise puppy dog like me, called Ellis the small spirit, calling Lucia the small fox to be the same, this type felt that I understood very much. 那是小亚瑟王独有的叫法,我可不想侵权,就如同我不想听到别人叫维拉丝小狗狗,叫爱丽丝小幽灵,叫露西亚小狐狸一样,这种感觉我很懂。 Therefore, Ruth and card clean so do not cope, because of mutually 【Right infringement】? 所以,西露丝艾柯露和卡洁儿如此不对付,就是因为互相【侵权】么？ „Dew of knight morning sun.” “朝阳之露骑士兰丝。” „Lake of knight black silk evening moon/month.” “夕月之湖骑士黛丝。” „Pays respects to your highness.” “向殿下请安。” Double child knight single knee kneels down again, look grave good a ritual. 双子骑士再次单膝下跪,神色庄重的行了一礼。 „cough cough, actually called my name is quite good, after all...... right.” I pout to King Arthur, felt that called is not good, did not know also thought for a lifetime King Arthur of single dog, conceals the lover. “咳咳,其实直叫我的名字比较好,毕竟……对吧。”我冲小亚瑟王努努嘴,感觉这么叫不大好,不知道的还以为一辈子单身狗的亚瑟王,藏了情夫呢。 „That is not good, the crown prince is a crown prince, although we hope that this your highness is other your highness, right, Elder sister.” “那可不行,亲王殿下就是亲王殿下,虽然我们更希望此殿下是彼殿下,对吧,姐姐。” „, The black silk, you can always say elder sister's aspiration.” Elder sister smile whole face selected 32 to praise to the younger sister. “诶,黛丝,你总是能说出姐姐的心声。”姐姐笑容满脸的给妹妹点了三十二个赞。 These fellows...... 这些家伙…… I deeply inspire, telling oneself is calm, calm! 我深吸了一口气,告诉自己要冷静,冷静！ However inexplicable, stood with them, did not have a wee bit non- natures, did not seem like just knew. 但是莫名的,就和她们站到了一块,没有丁点不自然,丝毫不像是刚认识的。 Regarding this, I can only put the blame on the reason to the same place have shouldered a rifle. 对此,我只能将原因归咎到一起扛过枪了。 Although we do not have to shoulder together, however endures, although just knew, was the old iron, was almost such matter? 虽然我们没有一起扛过,但是挨过,虽然刚认识,也算是老铁了,差不多就是这么回事？ On the other hand, is the ballad that who passes on, the reveal of knight and lake of knight evening moon/month present morning sun, thinks with my mind in completely not like! 话说回来,到底是谁传的谣,眼前的朝阳之露骑士以及夕月之湖骑士,和我心目中所想的完全不像啊！ Frank comes to be somewhat harebrained, having a big mouth, is gentle, is seemingly natural, black belly, doesn't such combination, go to Deyunshe to take advanced courses actually appropriately really? 一个爽朗的来有些冒失,口无遮拦,一个温柔起来,看似天然,实则腹黑,这样的组合,不去德云社进修一下真的合适么？ „Clean, has seen two seniors.” At this time, the yellow piece maidservant braved, saluted to salute to the seniors. “洁露卡,见过两位前辈。”这时候,黄段子侍女冒了出来,向前辈们致敬行礼。 „Your this fellow, dropped out the master a moment ago unexpectedly, a person fled from calamity, the courage was big!” I do not pay attention to this era the junction miracle meeting, seizing the yellow piece maidservant is one rubs. “你这家伙啊,刚才竟然抛下主人,一个人逃难去了,胆子不小啊！”我可不理会这种纪元之交般的奇迹会面,逮住黄段子侍女就是一顿搓揉。 „Relations are really good.” “关系真好。” „Really made the one sigh with emotion picture.” “真是令人感慨的画面。” Is taking a look at me and yellow piece maidservant creates a disturbance, the double child knight voices the opinions. 瞅着我和黄段子侍女打闹,双子骑士发出感叹。 „, It is not the seniors and your highness's relations are better.” Reorganizes is rubbed the chaotic hair by me, clean denied unhurriedly. “不不不,还是前辈们和殿下的关系更好。”整理着被我揉乱的头发,洁露卡不慌不忙的否认道。 „After all human has a proverb to call to be fickle, was skillful, your highness is good this.” “毕竟人类有句俗语叫喜新厌旧,巧了,殿下就好这一口。” „Words that but spoke, actually we are 【Old】 That side.” “但是这么说的话,其实我们才是【旧】的那一边吧。” „Said that probably is also......” “这么说好像也是……” Therefore three maidservants are also lost in thought. 于是三名侍女同时陷入了沉思。 „Ok, the detail does not need to care.”, Three people stroke the palm as if by prior agreement simultaneously, with one voice, then looked at each other to smile. “算了,细节不必在意。”不约而同的,三人同时击打掌心,异口同声,然后相视笑了起来。 I hide in the eye that the one side looks at jump. 我在一旁看的眼皮子直跳。 How to describe feeling that the sand sculpture doubles? On the head emerged a big „danger” character probably. 怎么形容呢,沙雕加倍的感觉？脑袋上面好像浮出了一个大大的“危”字。 At this time, hopes that appeared cleanly, can neutralize the atmosphere. 这种时候,多么希望卡露洁出现,能中和一下气氛啊。 ... 。。。