**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** King Arthur has not made noise, but that had some mighty waves lake water slightly, actually probably after accepting intense missing, sent out talking during sleep, transmits directly the thing that King Arthur thinks. 小亚瑟王并未出声,但是那稍微起了一些波澜的湖水,却像是在接受了强烈的思念以后,发出了呓语,直接将小亚瑟王想的东西传达过来。 Also perhaps is the outpouring way that...... King Arthur is in sole possession of? 又或许是……小亚瑟王独有的倾诉方式？ No matter how said, the method of expression is unimportant, more importantly content. 不管怎么说,表达的方法并不重要,重要的是内容。 However...... this? 但是……就这？ I to do not want to complain the rise of King Arthur bored, after all the legitimate chapter in history, the dynasty alternates, is almost this type, nothing but is the general trend, the where the popular will inclines, changes in form but not in content, really wanted what rare and beautiful flowers, became the ruler with the way of what rare and beautiful flowers, and well organized halted a foot, that called the rare and beautiful flowers. 我到不是想吐槽小亚瑟王的崛起有多无聊,毕竟正统的历史篇章,朝代更迭,差不多都是这个样,无非是大势所趋,民心所向而已,换汤不换药,真要出了个什么奇葩,用什么奇葩的方式成了统治者,并且四平八稳的站住了根脚,那才叫奇葩。 The important part has not talked about completely, or said that broke in the most important place, you to then said downward! Who in that lake is the immortal spirit? What mysterious place the scabbard then has? 只是,重要的部分完全没讲到呀,或是说在最重要的地方断更了,你到是接着往下说呀！那个湖中仙灵到底是谁？那把剑鞘到底有什么神奇的地方？ What I am curious is how you to become the elf queen? No, I am not interested completely, in my opinion this is the natural matter, I am only curious to her big treasure, is just like peeled off one never to see unidentified step unclear mysterious equipment, on did not have Scroll of Identify on hand, really quite anxious! 我好奇的是你怎么成为精灵女王的么？不,我完全不感兴趣,在我看来这是理所当然的事情,我只对她的大宝贝好奇,就好比爆落了一把从未见过的未辨识的品阶不明的神秘装备,手头上却没有辨识卷轴,真的好急啊！ If we had known did not need that Scroll of Identify to clean up finally, should with returning to the city the scroll is right, no, before should trace was longer, should not in the open country eat some strange things the belly to eat badly. 早知道就不用最后那张辨识卷轴擦屁股了,应该用回城卷轴才对,不,应该追溯到更久之前,就不应该在野外吃些奇奇怪怪的东西把肚子吃坏。 Almost is the feeling of this suffering lamentation. 差不多就是这种煎熬悔恨的感觉。 What King Arthur if we had known does not listen to poured out, this damn breaking section Kuangmo does, hug my king not to rest together fragrant? If rests the head on the yellow piece maidservant to exceed younger sister's place again only, on the fragrance to add the fragrance? 早知道就不来听什么小亚瑟王的倾诉了,这该死的断章狂魔,搂着吾王一起睡不香么？要是再枕着黄段子侍女唯一能胜过妹妹的地方,岂不是香上加香？ My this was confused the eye by the hand office! 我这是被手办迷了眼啊！ When I regret, the gentle lake surface begins the mighty waves, seems the beforehand picture is putting upside down, after the sound of water becomes quiet, is xī xī sù sù clothes/armor and armor wear. 在我懊悔的时候,平缓的湖面再起波澜,仿佛是之前的画面在倒放,水声落音后是窸窸窣窣的衣服和铠甲穿着。 Does not know completely what's the matter, I suddenly inexplicable wants to complain one „such and such well-known artists to come ashore”. 完全不知道是怎么回事,我忽然莫名的想吐槽一句“某某知名画师上岸了”。 The brain is conducting struggling of self- analysis, above sinks suddenly, the familiar weight felt it to come back. 脑子正进行着一番自我剖析的挣扎,上面忽然一沉,熟悉的重量感它回来了。 „Washed?” I relax, comes back along with the familiar weight feeling together, that relaxed atmosphere, in a moment ago, even if King Arthur incarnation damn breaking section dog, I still do not have the courage to stand to upbraid one, all because of that damn imposing manner, the pressed entire sky probably was short half, the remaining other half, were closely being gripped by the invisible hand, so long as I dare to offend slightly, together with the entire world same place, gave to pinch me flatly. “洗完了？”我松了口气,伴随着熟悉的重量感一起回来的,还有那轻松的氛围,就在刚才,哪怕是小亚瑟王化身该死的断章狗,我依然没胆子站出来怒叱一声,全都是因为那该死的气势,压的整个天空都好像矮了一半,剩下另一半,被无形的手紧紧攥着,只要我胆敢有丝毫冒犯,就连同整个天地一起,把我给捏扁了。 Said popular, is stepped on the ant nest same place that partly collapses, stamps that feeling a loathful ant. 说的通俗点,就是连带已经被踩的半塌下去的蚂蚁窝一起,将一只惹人烦的蚂蚁踩死那种感觉。 „All is because on mount stinking dá, smokes to this dá, must therefore take a bath, washes cleanly dá!” The familiar weight/quantity, the familiar tone, making my corners of the mouth go up slightly, but this saying cannot neglect. “全都是因为坐骑身上臭烘烘哒,熏到本昂哒,所以才必须洗澡,洗干净哒！”熟悉的分量,熟悉的口吻,让我嘴角微微上翘,但这话可不能忽视。 „You said that I am smelly?” “你说我臭？” „Right dá.” “没错哒。” „Actually said very reasonable.” I smelled the shoulder arm, man who in the evening has not taken a bath, is such. “其实说的挺有道理。”我嗅了嗅肩臂,晚上没洗澡的男人,是这样的了。 „I am not only smelly, but also the hair oil, will slip, therefore you look for other mount to go.” Squeezes out several drops of tears, my trying hard by oneself seemingly longing, made a difficult decision. “我不仅臭,还头油,会打滑,所以你找别的坐骑去吧。”挤出几滴泪水,我努力让自己看起来依依不舍,做出了一个艰难的决定。 „Without the relations dá, captured entirely well the hair of mount dá.” King Arthur said that while is really put into action, my grass, lost! “没关系哒,把坐骑的头发统统拔掉就好了哒。”小亚瑟王一边说,一边真的付诸行动,我艹,输了！ „No!” “别！” „Wants dá!” “就要哒！” „You pull out again!” “你再拔！” „On pull Da!” “就拔哒！” „You, even if pulled out up my hair, I must wax on bald!” “你就算把我的头发拔光了,我也要在光头上面打蜡！” Perhaps was the imposing manner that I crossed the rubicon blew King Arthur, she acted slow, hesitant moment, which possibly in the hair and waxed to sit to make to contrast comfortably, felt that had the hair is quite good. 兴许是我破釜沉舟的气势镇住了小亚瑟王,她动作缓了下来,犹豫了片刻,可能是在头发和打蜡之间哪个坐起来更舒服做了一下对比,感觉还是有头发比较好。 After all, had can also pull out, does not have really not, even if were great King Arthur, hassle-free continent No. 1 powerhouse, facing such scraps/condescend mount, must learn to plan carefully, took care of your pennies and dollars will take care of themselves. 毕竟,有还可以拔,没就真的没了,哪怕是伟大的亚瑟王,毫无争议的大陆第一强者,面对这样的屑坐骑,也要学会精打细算,细水长流。 „We then talked about the topic.” “我们接着聊回刚才的话题。” Infiltrated the imposing manner of person not to have, my guts was also fat, if this little while gave me together the board, even if this lake surface were really a mirror, I can still surf in the same old way. 渗人的气势没了,我胆儿也肥了,要是这会儿给我一块板子,这湖面就算真是一镜子,我也照样能冲浪。 „What topic, without the topic dá, this anything has not said dá.” King Arthur categorically denies, but she said, I was more assured talked during sleep through these that the strange brain wave accepted a moment ago, was she is pouring out. “什么话题,没有话题哒,本昂什么也没说哒。”小亚瑟王矢口否认,但她这么说,我就更加笃定了刚才通过奇奇怪怪的脑电波接受到的那些呓语,就是她在倾诉。 Disregarded her denial, I asked most issue of concern straightforwardly. 无视了她的否认,我直截了当的问到了最关心的问题。 „Then has any mysterious ability the scabbard, can let you in that difficult condition next series continent, even, making present you believe does not doubt, so long as can find it, can achieve the matter that oneself want to handle, you also know that lets deceased person Resurrection.” “那把剑鞘到底有着什么神奇的能力,能够让你在那种艰难的条件下一统大陆,甚至乎,让现在的你坚信不疑,只要能找到它,就能做到自己想要去做的事情,你也知道,那可是让死人复活。” „Just did not die, had died for several hundred thousand years.” I remembered the hand to rip Eva suddenly, big Resurrection spell of five masters saved the scene that also supplemented one. “不是刚死的,是已经死了几十万年。”我忽然想起了手撕爱娃儿,五爷的大复活术救场那一幕,又补充一句。 Also thinks, if five masters have not come to save the scene, does not know that Eva her grandfather, how that is long saw that in seems like in female's or is the female to delaying beautiful plays the first male protagonist Druid big shot to GAL first male protagonist, can rip my also hand? 又想到,要是五爷没来救场,不知道爱娃儿她爷爷,那个长得怎么看都像是女性向GAL里的第一男主角或者是女性向耽美游戏里的第一男主角的艾德鲁大佬,会不会把我也手撕了？ „Mount does not understand completely, anything does not understand dá!” The kings are furious, this time is the toothpick sword serves. “坐骑完全不懂,什么也不懂哒！”王震怒,这一次是牙签剑伺候。 „Because does not understand asked that you told me, what mysterious strength the scabbard this has.” “正因为不懂才问呗,你告诉我呀,这把剑鞘到底有着什么样的神奇力量。” „That mount may probably listen, this only said one time dá!” The tiny tots stand suddenly, raises hand high the sword, with having glory appearance, lets my more curious that scabbard is what background. “那坐骑可要听好了,本昂只说一次哒！”小不点忽然站起来,高举手中的剑,一副与有荣焉的模样,让我更加好奇那把剑鞘到底是什么来头。 „You said that relax, I have self-confidently to my memory, probably......” “你说吧,放心,我对自己的记忆力还是蛮有自信的,大概……” „Comes true.” “梦想成真。” The brief and rapid description, let complete remembered a big skewer to go against heaven's will the attribute ability, had wishful thinking me who and salt fish sword compared while convenient, could not bear suspect did oneself misunderstand, dug the ear ? 过于简短且迅速的描述,让做好了记下一大串逆天属性能力,顺便起了和咸鱼剑比较比较的小心思的我,忍不住怀疑自己是否听错,挖了挖耳朵,哈了一声？ „This said only said one dá, the mount could not remember the vegetarian mount be too stupid dá!” King Arthur expressed oneself kept promises. “本昂说了只说一遍哒,坐骑记不住素坐骑太笨了哒！”小亚瑟王表示自己说一不二。 „It is not, I listen is very clear, is only......” “不是,我听的很清楚,只是……” This? 就这？ Only then such a attribute? 就只有这么一个属性？ Originally I completed shut out the salt fish sword, and taunted a it preparation well, the excuse I prepared. 本来我都做好了嫌弃咸鱼剑,并好好嘲讽它一番的准备,说辞我都准备好了。 You looked, your method cannot compare! 你看,你连一个套套都比不上！ Finally this? 结果就这？ Comes true? 梦想成真？ Well...... comes true? 咦……梦想成真？ Comes true???!!!!!! 梦想成真？？？！！！！！！ Sports teacher not good I, used enough ten seconds of reaction time, understands that this word is any thing. 体育老师不好的我,用了足足十秒反应时间,才明白过来这个词是啥玩意。 Immediately, the first response is...... 随即,第一反应是…… „Tiny tot, should you not be...... will run into the suspicious religious element?” “小不点,你该不会是……遇到了可疑的宗教分子吧？” Yes, right, the normal person's first response definitely is this should, which possibly has the good deed that anything comes true, God cannot easily achieve, is just like the medicine that guarantees to cure all diseases, generally said this far-fetched share, first thinking was not the crab stuffed dumpling cheats. 是吧,对吧,正常人第一反应肯定是这个才应该吧,哪可能有什么梦想成真的好事,上帝也不能轻易做到吧,就好比包治百病的药,一般将这种不靠谱的分成挂在嘴边的,第一个想到的不是蟹饺就是诈骗。 Really has such good deed, that arrives is realizes my dream, I want to mix to eat to wait for death the harem! 真有这样的好事,那到是来实现一下我的梦想呀,我想混吃等死开后宫！ Thinks carefully, actually this matter can also realize by own struggle probably humph. 仔细想想,其实这种事靠自己的奋斗好像也能实现嚯。 Returns to the proper topic, my sincere holds King Arthur in the palm, planned that with leading continent several hundred thousand years of seasoned person experience and visions, must make her know, this was by the repertoire, what the possibility was quite high was some merchant family's scabbard is unsalable, therefore thinks such a sales promotion method, King Arthur accepted as true finally, the self- hypnosis, on my group of me, really completed to her finally. 言归正传,我语重心长的将小亚瑟王捧在手心,打算用领先大陆几十万年的过来人经验和眼界,一定要让她知道,她这是被套路了,可能性比较高的是某商人家里的剑鞘滞销,所以想到了这么一出推销手段,结果小亚瑟王信以为真,自我催眠,我行我上,结果还真给她办成了。 What I can say, what I can also say, does the profiteer save the nation? 我能说什么,我还能说什么,奸商救国？ „Lets is not the scabbard that you come true, but is yourself.” First, an introduction topic, proposed the argument, then with the line or method of reasoning, the induction, compared the law and disputes the law...... “让你梦想成真的不是剑鞘,而是你自己。”首先,开篇点题,提出论点,接着用推理法,归纳法,对照法和辩驳法…… „This non- element fat words? Naturally usually this realized oneself dream dá!” “这不素肥话？当然素本昂自己实现了自己的梦想哒！” The negative example I had found, is I...... 反面例子我已经找到了,就是我自己…… Un? 嗯？ ( Hiss) this thesis had no way to write! (嘶啦)这作文没法写了！ „It is not, hadn't you...... you been deceived?” “不是,你……你没被骗？” „Comes true also the vegetarian fact dá!” “梦想成真也素事实哒！” Ended, was deceived is more serious, this little fellow fine minute/share. 完了,比被骗更严重,这小家伙精分了。 „You to were say how it helped your.” I calm down, decides to hold troops, first deeply understood this fearful extortion ring, after finding its weakness, strikes to be killed violently. “那你到是说说,它到底是怎么帮你的。”我冷静下来,决定按兵不动,先深入了解这个可怕的诈骗集团,找到其弱点后一击毙命。 „It helped this realize the desire dá!” King Arthur obviously wants to be loaf, finally good, the process is unimportant. “它帮本昂实现了愿望哒！”小亚瑟王明显想偷懒,结果就好,过程并不重要。 „Process, what I want is the process!” “过程,我要的是过程！” „Was tired, should rest, later said dá.” “累了,该歇了,以后再说哒。” „Asked you!” “求你了！” „Good, since mount plea this sincerely......” “好吧,既然坐骑诚心诚意的恳求本昂……” Tiny tot king sleek/moist moistening the throat, it seems like she really does not want to say that if I can insist a meeting again, perhaps she must ask me to listen, will ask others for help with what way as for King Arthur...... 小不点王润了润喉咙,看来她也不是真的不想说,我要是能再坚持一会,说不定她就得求我听了,至于亚瑟王会用什么方式求人…… I imagined in the mind. 我在脑海里想象了一下。 Lost, but has not lost completely, can only say that lost competition, won the poor life. 输了,但又没有完全输,只能说输了较劲,赢了小命。 „This king after obtaining scabbard, one after another occurrence good deed dá.” “本王在得到剑鞘以后,接二连三的发生了好事哒。” „What good deed?” “什么好事？” „Ran into 12 loyal and devoted knights, as well as a teacher who directs the bright road dá.” “遇到了十二位忠心耿耿的骑士,以及一位指引明路的老师哒。” „Mount?” I raised the question. “坐骑呢？”我提出质疑。 „, A character manner very suspicious strange mount dá.” “哦,还有一头性格举止都十分可疑的奇怪坐骑哒。” „......” “……” My a little indefinite this tiny tot king is saying my previous that what mysterious anything Toos suddenly Red Dragon queen, is taunting me. 我忽然有点不确定这小不点王是在说我的上一任那个什么奥什么特什么的红龙女王,还是在嘲讽我了。 „You think that is this relations of scabbard, ran into them?” “你认为是这把剑鞘的关系,才遇到了她们？” „Determination dá, element, because had the help of scabbard, this will run into them, because the element ran into them, with the assistance of their, naturally, most important also usually this own effort, can smooth series continent dá, therefore usually this realize own desire not to have the problem dá, scabbard also element indispensable partner dá.” “确定哒,正素因为有了剑鞘的帮忙,本昂才会遇到她们,正素因为遇到了她们,在她们的协助下,当然,最重要的还素本昂自己的努力,才能够顺利一统大陆哒,所以说素本昂实现了自己的愿望没毛病哒,剑鞘也素不可或缺的伙伴哒。” „......” “……” Is looking at head high, chest out, a day second child, my Boss the tiny tot king of countenance, I am silent. 瞧着昂首挺胸,一副天老二,我老大的嘴脸的小不点王,我默然。 Good, I can only say that worthily is you, worthily is you. 好吧,我只能说不愧是你,不愧是你。 „I understood.” “我明白了。” „It seems like the mount usually understood finally, although this is very fierce, but the vegetarian scabbard is also very fierce dá, can come true dá, the premise must usually probably have the dream, is qualified for such dream dá!” “看来坐骑终于素明白了,虽然本昂很厉害,但素剑鞘也很厉害哒,可以梦想成真哒,前提必须素得有梦,有资格做这样的梦哒！” „I know I knew, does not need to stress again and again you are importantly fiercest that!” “我知道了我知道了,不用一而再再而三的强调你才是最重要最厉害的那个！” „Impatient tone element what's the matter, rampant dá, the disciple of wú ritual dá!” “不耐烦的口吻素怎么回事,嚣张哒,唔礼之徒哒！” Withstands round the time of pulling up weeds the attack that newly the tiny tot king is becoming angry out of shame, I gradually understood a matter. 承受着小不点王恼羞成怒的新一轮拔草攻击的时候,我逐渐明白了一件事。 That scabbard...... 那把剑鞘…… Is it possible that is actually some suspicious large-scale homogeneous dating platform?! 莫非其实就是某个可疑的大型同性交友平台？！ Then the issue came. 那么问题又来了。 How many King Arthur did she...... recharge? 小亚瑟王她……到底充值了多少呢？ ... 。。。