**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Account is this, we want to test your to the battle efficiency of new partner, other meanings, have not been your husband, I can have any bad thoughts right.” “事情的经过就是这样,我们只是想测试一下你们这对新拍档的战斗力,并没有其他意思,身为你的丈夫,我又能有什么坏心思呢对吧。” After the arena war ended, I thought it is necessary and Tiya explains, therefore gave an explanation simply. 擂台战结束以后,我觉得有必要和蒂亚解释一下,于是简单的做了一番解释。 „But I felt the person who need must explain should not be I am right.” little girl tilts the head gently, is somewhat puzzled about the present scene, does not know that which this/should help/gang makes noise at the same time. “但是我觉得凡凡需要要解释的人不应该是我才对。”小丫头轻轻歪头,对眼前的景象有些困惑,不知道该帮哪一边出声好。 Also yes, this little girl, from me, as soon as is on the arena to start, that pair seems soaking the eye pupil of charm, is sparkling, sparkling, looks at my look some is not right. 也是,这小丫头,从我一登上擂台开始,那双仿佛浸透着魔力的眼眸,就亮晶晶的,闪闪发光,瞧着我的眼神有些不对劲。 Should be looked through my status, even if in the dreamland, has us of soul link...... not, even without the soul link, will still be able to look through, did the elderly married couples, how many hemorrhoids on my buttocks have she not to understand? 应该是一眼就看破了我的身份吧,就算是在梦境,有着灵魂链接的我们……不,就算没有灵魂链接,也应该能看破吧,老夫老妻了,我屁股上有几个痔疮她还不了解？ While convenient a saying this was only the analogy, I did not have the long hemorrhoids, how the Savior was possible the leader hemorrhoids right. 顺便一说这只是比喻,我没长痔疮,救世主怎么可能会长痔疮呢对吧。 The topic tore, in other words, actually I do not absolutely need to explain. 话题扯开了,也就是说,其实我根本没必要解释。 „Might as well, explained clearly to you enough.” I put out a hand, indifferent saying with a smile. “无妨,跟你解释清楚就够了。”我伸伸手,无所谓的笑道。 „But, your head is bleeding.” “但是凡凡,你的头在流血哦。” „Might as well, has been used.” I received the handkerchief that Tiya delivers, scratched gradually the ruddy face, said with a smile indifferently. “无妨无妨,已经习惯了。”我接过蒂亚送过来的手帕,擦了擦逐渐红润的脸庞,无所谓笑道。 This may really be ruddiness in the physics significance, interesting. 这可真是物理意义上的红润,有意思。 I said when you must bite enough! Is this style where studies?! Do the masters have the small spirit?! 我说你要咬到什么时候才够啊！这是从哪里学来的招式？！师出小幽灵吗？！ Suddenly feeling not wonderful my indignant sets out, makes an effort to try to pull Qi who holding my head is biting stubbornly does not put, attempted, blood stream was fiercer. 忽然感觉情况不妙的我愤而起身,用力试图想将抱着我的头死死咬住不放的琪露诺扯下来,未遂,血流的更厉害了。 „Ice compress, the ice compress, a bit faster what to do did I die your mother should?! Do you want to turn into the orphan?” Helpless, uses to fool daughter weapon. “冰敷,快点冰敷,我死了你妈该怎么办？！你想变成孤儿吗？”无奈,动用对笨蛋女儿武器吧。 This move really collects the effect, the next second I felt the head to transmit the cool feeling. 这招果然凑效,下一秒我就感受到了头上传来凉意。 Good...... stretch/leisurely...... clothing/taking ............ 好……舒……服………… Looked is maintaining the happy expression to turn into some Druid of lump of ice piece, Tiya and small fox were helpless covered the eye, was really unable to continue watching. 瞧着保持开心表情变成了一坨冰块的某德鲁伊,蒂亚和小狐狸均是无奈捂眼,实在看不下去了。 Completely is the classical case of taking the consequences for own actions, cannot complain, has no way to rescue. 完全就是自作自受的经典案例,怨不了,没法救。 „I have never thought that you will also come this place cultivation.” The harem starts to talk daily. “真没想到,你们也会来这种地方修炼。”后宫开始日常对话。 „From the beginning thought that the efficiency is too low, but attempts after actually, discovered that is interesting, compares notes to compete with everyone, can experience there no fight attainment.” “一开始觉得效率太低,但实际尝试过后,发现还蛮有意思的,和大家切磋比试,可以体验到凡凡那儿没有的战斗心得。” „Right, human too slyly was really mean, they do not match to call it warrior.” Completes Vengeance Qi to insert a mouth temporarily, felt that somewhat fell the power and prestige of queen of ice, added. “没错,人类实在太狡猾卑鄙了,它们根本不配称之为战士。”完成复仇的琪露诺临时插上一嘴,感觉有些落了冰之女王的威风,又补充道。 „Naturally, in Qi reveals in front of the big person, any schemes and tricks will not collect the effect, completely routed is also the natural matter that intelligent Qi hits.” “当然,在琪露诺大人面前,任何阴谋诡计都不会凑效的,被聪明的琪露诺打的落花流水也是理所当然的事情。” Pats in Tiya puzzled blinking, from two people expressions, the small fox can guess correctly some pictures roughly. 一拍在蒂亚困惑的眨了眨眼,从两人的表情,小狐狸就大致上能猜出一些画面了。 For example, some various of only intelligent seductress/evil spirit obviously strength actually played with running around in circles splendid instantaneous. 譬如说,某只聪明妖精明明实力更强却被玩弄的团团转的各种精彩瞬间。 „What makes Qi reveal the big person not to think, these monster also are so unexpectedly deceitful, was really annoying.” Qi who the determination tries to rectify an embarrassing situation, patted the floor indignantly, the mouth is starting to be honest. “让琪露诺大人没想到的是,那些怪物竟然也那么狡诈,真是太可气了。”自觉找回了面子的琪露诺,愤愤拍着地板,嘴巴又开始诚实起来了。 It is not, your intelligence quotient compared is not excellent also even, was very normal, even was monster inferior? 不是,你智商比不过人也就算了,很正常,连怪物都不如么？ The small fox was really startled. 小狐狸真是惊了。 „Although was revealed completely routed that the big person I hits by Qi equally.” “虽然一样被琪露诺大人我打的落花流水。” Late, supplements now is too late! 迟了,现在补充已经太迟了！ At this time, some Druid broke the ice piece finally same, the dead dog lay on the ground gasps for breath in gulps. 这时候,某德鲁伊终于打破了冰块,死狗一样趴在地上大口大口喘气。 Finally understands by the crystal unreasonable brute force, must spend on some time to work loose Qi the technique of big refrigerator , how painful comprehension. 终于明白以水晶不讲道理的蛮力,也要花上一些时间才能挣脱琪露诺的大冰箱之术了,啊,多么痛的领悟。 „You get what one deserves.” Small fox look cold ice, she is forced to mount the stage. “你活该。”小狐狸眼神冷冰,她是被迫上台的。 „You understand anything, my also to exercise their two tacit understanding.” “你懂什么,我这也是为了锻炼她们两个的默契。” „I do not remember you have to do this matter on the stage, isn't basically one-to-one?” “我可不记得你在台上有做这种事,不是基本上一对一么？” „As the resonance of victim, calculates a tacit understanding not?” I said with a smile embarrasedly. “作为受害者的共鸣,也算一种默契不是么？”我讪讪笑道。 „Is this you seizes the opportunity the pain to punch a Qi reason? She may also calculate that your half daughter, you can love to apportion her you to Ruth their Ding Bandian?” “这就是你乘机痛揍琪露诺一顿的理由？她可也算你半个女儿吧,你能不能将你对西露丝她们的一丁半点疼爱分给她？” „One yard normalizing code, this matter I am some senses of mission.” “一码归一码,这事我是有些使命感的。” „What sense of mission.” “哪门子的使命感。” „You look, since I disguised as, naturally must defend her reputation, cannot turn on the water on own initiative, defeats Qi neatly is I gives the best gift.” “你瞧,我既然假扮了塔莫雅,当然要维护她的声誉,不能主动放水,干脆利落的打败琪露诺是我送给塔莫雅最好的礼物。” „I to feeling you give your head/number of people now, perhaps she can also forgive you.” “我到觉得你现在把你的人头送给塔莫雅,说不定她还能原谅你。” „Do not say like this.” I speak plausibly: „I am also useless her status to do what misdemeanor!” “别这样说嘛。”我振振有词:“我又没用她的身份去做什么坏事！” „You used her status are not right!” “你用了她的身份本来就是不对！” „But I did not have other choice!” “可我也没有别的选择了呀！” „Whom do you turn into is not good?!” “你变成谁不好？！” „I cannot turn into you, in the arena presents two you?” “我总不能变成你吧,擂台上出现两个你？” „Do you dare to try?!” Small fox vicious twists the mouth sidewise a pair of canine tooth, like not cracking a joke. “你敢试试？！”小狐狸凶狠的咧开一对虎牙,不像在开玩笑。 „Okay, invariable, invariable line, but your saying to reminded me.” “好好,不变,不变行了吧,不过你这话到是提醒了我。” Has saying that the family/home has a fox, if there is a treasure, the small fox opened a front door of new world to me. 不得不说,家有一狐,如有一宝,小狐狸的话给我打开了一道新世界的大门。 The ponder moment, clone, the increment does not increase price, double Savior! 沉思片刻,分身,加量不加价,双倍救世主！ shapeshift! 变身！ After two spoken parts light vanish,...... 两道白光消失后…… „Hi, everyone's good, I am the gentle child, now heavens, is first making a debut of gentle child, later wants the generous support gentle children.” “嗨,大家好,我是娜娜子哟,今天啊,是娜娜子的第一次出道,以后要多多支持娜娜子哦。” „Hi, everyone's good, I am the good sisters child of gentle child, today, is child goes to sea for the first time, later must support child like the support gentle child.” “嗨,大家好,我是娜娜子的好姐妹蕾蕾子哟,今天呀,也是蕾蕾子的第一次下海呢,以后也要像支持娜娜子那样支持蕾蕾子哟。” The beautiful young girl who two come freshly, is selling sprouting/moe, toward only three, shocks the eye soon to turn the white female audience to lavish praise, KiraKira non-stop, a casual complexion austere, tacit swayed beautiful young girl warrior POSE. 两位新鲜出炉的美少女,卖着萌,向着唯三的,震惊到眼睛快要翻白的女性观众抛媚眼,KiraKira个不停,随便面色一肃,默契的摆起了美少女战士POSE。 „We are ——” “我们是——” „Creation world big dragon that does not extinguish!” “不灭的创世巨龙！” „Eternal magic race!” “永恒的魔法种族！” „Also is not wins the beggar to install the puppy most!” “也是最强无胜丐装小狗！” „ Multipurpose lifelike people occasionally! “万能逼真大龄人偶！ „Was born in the rose of flames of war.” “生于战火的玫瑰。” „World arsenal!” “人间的军火库！” „Hell meat grinder!” “地狱的绞肉机！” „The Heaven violent walks the clan!” “天堂的暴走族！” „Gentle child!” “娜娜子！” „Child!” “蕾蕾子！” „Outside person who barbaric cruelly and moe softly beautiful young girl.” “野蛮残暴又软萌的人外美少女。” „Today must kill greatly kills especially, representative is tyrannical you!” “今天也要大杀特杀,代表克苏鲁残虐你！” Perfect! 完美！ „Hou......” “哦嚯……” „Uh-huh......” “嗯哼……” „Is this this year's most popular doing dead way?” “这是今年最流行的作死方式么？” „Wait, when you...... listened to me saying that this was the misunderstanding, gentle child...... not, Nana, child, this was I carefully for the arrival lines that you wove, what kind of, power and prestige? Satisfaction? I thought a whole evening......” “等等,你们是什么时候……听我说,这是误会,娜娜子……不,娜娜,还有蕾蕾娜子,这是我精心为你们编织的登场台词,怎么样,威风吧？满意吧？我可是想了一整晚……” After continuing a half hour of pitiful yell sound, I am forced to sign the treaty signed under coercion, guaranteed, does not need clone with the imaginary technique to turn into everyone's appearance, preserved a dog's life reluctantly. 持续了半个多小时的惨叫声后,我被迫签下城下之盟,保证以后再也不用分身和幻术变成大家的模样,才勉强保住了一条狗命。 Why will turn into like this, I want to take to everyone to be happy with the imaginary technique! SARS gives!!! 为什么会变成这样子,我只是想用幻术带给大家幸福而已！萨斯给！！！ ... 。。。