„What's wrong, doesn't your bastard welcome me to come back?” “怎么,你这坏蛋不欢迎我回来？” Small fox ominous the small canine tooth, two fork waists, the furry ear was vertical, the upper part inclines to bully, originally the universe's first outstanding buttocks, outlined arc circle beautiful under this posture, plentiful elasticity, what breaks the rules is above unexpectedly also one incomparably along sliding lovable brown Israel , Palestine in swaggers left and right, simply is the universe's first in addition universe first, the universe exploded lovably. 小狐狸凶巴巴的咧着小虎牙,两手叉腰,毛茸茸的耳朵竖直了,上半身倾斜着欺压过来,本就宇宙第一的翘臀,在这个姿势下被勾勒的更加弧线圆美,丰满弹性,更犯规的是上面竟然还有一条无比顺滑可爱的棕色以巴在左摇右晃着,简直就是宇宙第一加宇宙第一,宇宙可爱爆了。 Naturally, on the big white rabbit of being some scale also , after first is raised curled upwards obviously smartly, when this word is the small fox exists simply for this reason! 当然,原本就颇具规模的大白兔也更显俏挺,前凸后翘,这个词简直就是为此时的小狐狸而存在！ I cough lightly two, the look drift away on her everywhere: „Spoke what nonsense, how possibly not to welcome, first did not say this, making me pat your Israel , Palestine.” 我轻咳两声,眼神在她身上四处游离:“说什么胡话,怎么可能不欢迎,先不说这个,让我摸摸你的大以巴。” „Daydreams.” The small fox frightens reprimanded one tenderly, the subconsciousness will be swinging rampantly fox tail hid behind. “白日做梦。”小狐狸惊吓的娇斥一声,下意识将原本嚣张摆动着的狐狸尾巴藏到了后面。 However, this is only my scheme, you think that I do want to rub your big tail? Actually I want to rub your fox ear ruthlessly! 然而,这只是我的计谋,你以为我想要撸你的大尾巴？其实我只是想狠狠搓揉你的狐狸耳朵罢了！ „I was wrong.” “我错了。” After becoming angry out of shame small fox flexure a face grasped the mark, exhibits a standard underearth place, I apologized honestly. 被恼羞成怒的小狐狸挠了一脸抓痕后,摆出一个标准的土下座,我老老实实道歉。 Supplements one at heart, but will not change. 心里补充一句,但是不会改。 Even next time will also want! 甚至下次还要！ It is not right, next time will first trace from the tail since, how should handle, worried, regardless of the tail or the ear feel are that good, small spirit soft the cheek can contend, this small fox also broke the rules. 不对,下次还是先从尾巴摸起好了,该怎么办好呢,苦恼啊,无论尾巴还是耳朵手感都是那么好,只有小幽灵的软乎乎脸蛋可以一较高下,这小狐狸也太犯规了。 „Old lady comes back with great difficulty, can you proper, spoke a logical expression.” Sees a knowledge of my face not to change the attitude mistakenly, the small fox did not have the means. “老娘好不容易回来一趟,你能不能正经点,说点人话。”见我一脸的知错不改态度,小狐狸也没办法了。 Hi, I said is the logical expression, being passed from generation to generation that also isn't the proper matter? 嗨,我说的就是人话嘛,传宗接代那还不是正经事？ Detected that oneself I of yellow piece maidservant, ideologically am gradually stepping on to get on the brakes, held the face, tries to squeeze out the standard country character modeling. 察觉到自己正逐渐黄段子侍女化的我,思想上踩了一脚刹车,扶了扶脸,试图挤出标准的国字造型。 „Good, us a proper business, experience was laborious, welcome to go home, young fox Sir.” “好吧,那我们来说点正事,历练辛苦了,欢迎回家,小狐狸大人。” „Ha? What ghost is the young fox Sir?” “哈？小狐狸大人是什么鬼？” „Lucy Yada command?” “露西亚达令？” „Can you gather the two irritable word in the same place are happy?” “你就非得将两个别扭的词合在一起才痛快么？” „First did not say these, you come to my room I to have a good treasure to look to you.” “先不说这些,你来我房间我有个好宝贝要给你看。” „...... ” “哦……哦哦。” , whatever the small fox moe I who dull moe dull is pulling the small hand, steps into the room to respond quickly until a foot, elegant face immediately red with monkey buttocks, pulls ruthlessly, turns around a marking misconduct shoulder to fall. 小狐狸呆萌呆萌的任由我牵着小手,直到一脚快踏入房间才反应过来,俏脸顿时红的跟猴屁股似的,狠狠一扯,转身一记过肩摔。 „Who must look at your good treasure the bastard!” “谁要看你的好宝贝啊混蛋！” „Takes a look at you, a Boss big fox, possible level up to become the pregnant woman momentarily, but also was so always impulsive, the good treasure that I said was this.” “瞧瞧你,老大不小的狐狸了,随时都可能升级成孕妇了,还老是那么冲动,我说的好宝贝是这个。” Puts out the national treasure level bonesetting master unique skill, the neck that will fall crookedly draws the right track, I pulled out the good treasure in mouth from the pocket. 拿出国宝级正骨大师的绝活,将歪掉的脖子扳回正轨,我从口袋里掏出了口中的好宝贝。 Has not deceived people, this truly is the good treasure. 没骗人,这确实是好宝贝。 Is sending out seven color rays rhombus crystals together, float on my palm of the hand, at first sight, has nothing probably, but feels carefully, you will discover, is crystal flutters, is not the hands and feet that I move. 一块散发着七彩光芒的菱形水晶,悬浮在我的巴掌上面,乍一看,好像也没什么,但是仔细感受,你会发现,是水晶自己飘起来,不是我动的手脚。 Therefore this thing...... is a little meaning. 所以这玩意……还是有点意思的。 „ What is this? „ As expected, small fox that chocks up books of tent, cannot help her understand at present quite mysterious one. “这是啥？“不出所料,小狐狸那摆满一帐篷的书籍,并没有能帮她理解眼前颇为神奇的一幕。 „Dream metal.” Eika Layh incarnation aside. “梦幻金属。”艾卡莱伊化身旁白。 „Explained that extremely troublesome, you can understand, such a scrap, does not need to increase any other forging materials, can build artifact, even is the heavy armor is also a cinch.” “解释起来太过麻烦,你可以这么理解,这么一小块,无需添加任何其他锻造材料,就能打造出一件神器,甚至是重型装甲也不在话下。” „Cracks a joke, this thing thumb size, heavy armor?” A small fox face my book read were many you not to flicker I. “开玩笑吧,这玩意才拇指大小,重型装甲？”小狐狸一脸我书读的不少你别忽悠我。 „This Wu Fan your excellency has not flickered you, it truly can build a heavy armor, this is also the dream metal mysterious and rare place.” “这一次吴凡阁下可没忽悠你,它确实能打造出一具重型装甲,这也是梦幻金属的神奇和稀有之处。” „Because mysterious, therefore is rare.” I and Eika Layh sang a duet, the Northeast dance duet revived nears. “正因为神奇,所以稀有。”我和艾卡莱伊一唱一和,东北二人转复兴在即。 „You cannot imagine, such a scrap thing, is a 40 meters big sword melts unexpectedly.” “你根本想象不出来,这么一小块玩意,竟然是一把四十米长的大剑融化而成。” „......”, although the small fox expression somewhat is ignorant, but does not hinder her to reveal 【You, when I am silly you to be silly】 Ice-cold look. “……”虽然小狐狸表情还有些懵,但并不妨碍她露出【你当我傻呀你才傻吧】的冰冷眼神。 „Good, 40 meters were somewhat exaggerating, one meter four almost.” “好吧,四十米有些夸张了,一米四差不多。” „Where comes?” The small fox accepted my new view, starts to inquire on own initiative. “哪来的？”小狐狸接受了我的新说法,开始主动提问。 I lower the head, show the ashamed expression. 我低下了头,露出羞愧表情。 „Deceives.” “骗来的。” „Deceives?” “骗来的？” „Actually is this, you still remember Uncle Walter, is Eika Layh's father, then doesn't leave the saber of body?” “其实是这样的,你还记得瓦尔特大叔,就是艾卡莱伊的父亲,那把不离身的佩剑么？” „Has the impression.” After seeing the Var Kemmett's small fox slightly to make the thinking, nods. “有印象。”见过瓦尔凯米特的小狐狸略做思索后,点了点头。 „This crystal, is his smelts the sword.” “这枚水晶,就是他那把剑熔炼而成的。” „Never to the treasured sword of body, why he to give you? Did the courage where you come melt?” The small fox grasped the key point. “从不离身的宝剑,他凭什么给你？你哪来的胆子融了？”小狐狸抓住了重点。 _ I ashamed: „Was I deceived him, I said that his daughter had the lover outside, that man was very strong, I could not be victorious, he could not come out, therefore he lent me the sword this, making me cut the spicy lover.” 我更加惭愧:“是我骗了他,我说他的女儿在外有了野男人,那个男人很强,我打不过,他又出不来,所以他就把这把剑借给我,让我去斩了辣个野男人。” „This do you also dare to say? Does his also meeting believe?” “这样的话你也敢说？他也会信？” „You do not understand the daughter to control!” My angry hammer hits the table, bang, is split up. “你根本不懂女儿控！”我愤怒的锤打桌子,砰一声,四分五裂。 „You are angry, did your daughter control you is very proud is?!” “你愤怒个屁啊,你女儿控你还很自豪了是不是？！” „Does not dare, is proud slightly.” I face red, embarrassed outstretch both hands keep off in the front, swung swinging, this issue should not discuss in a public setting, does not affect well. “不敢,略略自豪。”我老脸一红,难为情的伸出双手挡在面前,摇了摇,这种问题不应该在公共场合讨论,影响不好。 „The daughter who therefore, you use the opposite party controls the attribute, deceived the sword?” “所以,你利用对方的女儿控属性,把剑骗到手了？” „Although the process is very complex, but simply speaking is this.” “虽然过程很复杂但简单来说就是这样。” „I do not believe the father who Eika Layh will be swindled simply.” “我还是不相信艾卡莱伊的父亲会那么简单上当。” „Actually I have not thought that the effect so will be good, perhaps initially should make fun of Eika Layh quite appropriately.” “其实我也没想到效果会那么好,或许当初应该拿艾卡莱伊开玩笑比较合适。” „Wait, is not Eika Yi?” “等等,不是艾卡莱伊？” „I had not said from the beginning is Eika Layh.” “我从一开始就没说是艾卡莱伊呀。” „Outside the daughter who in other words...... you said had the lover...... to refer to Liz?” “也就是说……你说的女儿外面有了野男人……是指莉莉丝？” „What having isn't right? The effect is outstanding, worthily is I.” “有什么不对么？效果拔群,不愧是我。” „You die carefully not entire corpse.” “你小心死无全尸。” „After later matter, said.” “以后的事以后再说。” „I thought that you first made the funeral arrangements to say again.” “我看你还是先准备好后事再说。” „In brief for the time being deceived the sword.” “总之姑且将剑骗到手了。” „Did you just succeed in obtaining smelt immediately?!” “你刚到手就立刻熔炼了？！” „Right, Uncle Walter said that cut that lover, this turned over to me the sword, why was I unsmeltable?” “对呀,瓦尔特大叔都说了,斩了那个野男人,这把剑就归我了,我凭什么不能熔炼？” „But you have not cut!” “但是你还没斩啊！” „I changed the order.” “我只是把顺序调换了一下而已。” „After you, how should explain?” “那你以后该怎么解释？” „Thinks carefully, I do not calculate deceive, after all you think to look, the Liz's lover does not exist in fact, in other words I have successfully completed quest, this turned over to me the sword.” “仔细想想,我也不算是骗,毕竟你想想看,莉莉丝的野男人事实上根本不存在,也就是说我已经顺利完成任务了,这把剑归我了。” „Also can understand?!” “还能这么理解？！” „Does Eika Layh you feel?” “艾卡莱伊你觉得呢？” „I think a point that Wu Fan your excellency said right.” “我认为吴凡阁下说的一点没错。” „You looked, the daughters said that as a base and low and pitiful old father, what good rebuttal Uncle Walter also has?” “你看,女儿都这么说了,身为一名卑微又可怜的老父亲,瓦尔特大叔还有什么好反驳的呢？” „......” “……” Because flickered ruthlessly small fox, making her show many startled for the first time lovable expressions, afterward, I paid the quite serious price for this reason. 因为狠狠忽悠了小狐狸一顿,让她露出了诸多一惊一乍的可爱表情,事后,我为此付出了颇为惨重的代价。