**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** I stared at the spider young lady delicate snow white arm, looked at her slender such as the both legs of jade. 我盯了盯蜘蛛小姐细嫩雪白的胳膊,又看了看她纤长如玉的双腿。 Thinks at heart, this was two artifact, really kind. 心里想,这就是两件神器了,够意思。 But obviously the spider young lady is not this meaning, she steps a pair of long leg that is making me look at steadily to be unable to put down, getting us to go out of the lair. 但显然蜘蛛小姐并不是这个意思,她迈着让我目不转睛爱不释手的一双长腿,领着我们走出了巢穴。 „Do not look, I am not possible to give you again.” Regarding vision that my scarlet fruits not mince, she reveals perhaps, helpless the expression, somewhat regretted to turn on this Pandora's Box. “别看了,吾是不可能再给你的。”对于我赤果果毫不掩饰的目光,她露出无奈表情,或许有些后悔打开了这个潘多拉魔盒。 „Yeah, good.” “哎,好吧。” I drooped immediately the shoulder, a good buried treasure girl, what a pity cannot have again. 我顿时耷拉下了肩膀,多好的一个宝藏女孩呀,可惜不能再拥有。 Only if...... un coughs. 除非……嗯咳。 „Also must be exhausted you to have my regulation.” “还得劳烦你带吾一程。” Does not pay attention to my complex mood, the spider young lady changes to a shadow again, integrated in my shadow. 不理会我复杂的心情,蜘蛛小姐再次化作一道阴影,融入了我的影子里面。 „When can you restore a strength?” “你什么时候才能恢复一点实力？” „Was quick, was restoring, quick can have strength of the war.” “快了,正在恢复,很快就能拥有一战之力了。” I kicked the leg irritably, this taken possession feeling, looks like on the leg wool to dig up an ant, said is insufficient uncomfortably, is the obsession is hard to accept. 我别扭的踢了踢腿,这种被附身的感觉,就像是腿毛上扒着一只蚂蚁,说难受不至于,就是强迫症难以接受。 The view that the spider young lady talked ambiguously, could not flicker I: „With the strength of whose war?” 蜘蛛小姐含糊其辞的说法,忽悠不了我:“和谁一战之力？” After is silent, in the shadow broadcasts the sound that lacks in resonance. 一阵沉默过后,影子里传来底气不足的声音。 „Probably...... and Unique Fallen?” “大概……和精英沉沦魔？” „......” “……” „I have said that main force of my not this fight, my value polysome present wisdom as well as experience.” “吾早就说过,吾并非这场战斗的主力,吾的价值更多体现在智慧以及经验。” „I do not seem to lack the wisdom, I meant that I have them in the side.” “我好像不缺智慧,我是说我有她们在身边。” Supplemented subconsciously the following a few words, then think, was really afraid. 下意识的补充了后面一句话,回头想想,果然还是心虚了。 „You will have the need I the time, was little wordy, a bit faster.” “你会有需要吾的时候,少啰嗦了,快点出发吧。” „Good, which direction , the destination is at where?” “好吧,往哪个方向,目的地在哪？” „North-west side.” “西北边。” OJ8K, forces the dead dog, motor motor Hayaa. OJ8K,勒死狗,摩多摩多哈亚库。 „Direction made a mistake, I said is north-west side.” “方向错了,吾说了是西北边。” „Do not be noisy, this is not north-west side.” “别闹,这不就是西北边。” „......” “……” „You followed that big dragon woman to be good.” “你跟着那位巨龙女士好了。” Why does not know, after the short silence, could become fate the two people of opponent, achieved some tacit understanding rapidly. 不知为何,在短暂的沉默后,原本有望成为宿命中的对手的两人,迅速达成了某种默契。 „Your excellency rushed about for several days, certainly was exhausted, here please let Eika Layh guide.” “阁下奔波了好几天,一定是累坏了,这里就请让艾卡莱伊带路吧。” Well? Ha? Rushed about for several days? Elder Sister White Dragon little, you are speaking the foreign language, for example passes on dragon language and so on, can't I somewhat understand? 咦？哈？奔波了好几天？白龙小姐姐,你是在说外国话么,譬如说古龙语之类,我怎么有些听不懂？ Said, this wave of non-? 还是说,此波非彼波？ Then to truly is a little tired, after all the learning capability of Tiya was too strong, and is also positive is initiative and progresses, but also is good at extrapolating. 那到确实是有点累,毕竟蒂亚的学习能力太强了,且又积极又主动又上进,还擅长举一反三。 Was grasped by Elder Sister White Dragon little supple foreign gently, I did not have the distracting thoughts immediately, the subconscious backhand grips, the five fingers buckle, fingertip winding, soft, warm , fragrant, is the familiar feeling. 被白龙小姐姐的柔夷轻轻一握,我顿时就没了杂念,下意识的反手握住,五指相扣,指尖缠绕,软软的,暖暖的,滑滑的,香香的,是熟悉的感觉。 „That...... didn't I use? Going to the feeling was also useless, not being able to apply, defended the family/home to be good.” Must reduce shortly to become twin tails of two people dog matching, quick-witted backing down. “那个……我就不用去了吧？去了感觉也没什么用,派不上用场,还是守着家好了。”眼看要沦落成为两人一狗搭配的双尾,机智的打起了退堂鼓。 „That is not good, Hell you are familiar, perhaps couldn't the spider woman remember the road suddenly?” “那不行,地狱你熟悉,说不定蜘蛛女士忽然记不得路了呢？” The spider young lady is silent, does not know that is thinking anything, without the rebuttal, twin tails pulled the cat beard, finally helpless became that dog. 蜘蛛小姐沉默,不知道在想些什么,没有反驳,双尾扯了扯猫胡子,最终无奈的成了那条狗。 Under the spider young lady directs, we first flew from the Hell mountain straightly, continuously non-stop flew for a half hour, has not seen the spider young lady to speak, vigilant Miss in Zhizhu sly cheats, I thought that I was about to suffer from being killed paranoea, at this time somewhat was at heart anxious. 在蜘蛛小姐一路的指挥下,我们先是笔直飞离了地狱山,这么连续不停的飞了半个多小时,也没见蜘蛛小姐吭声,警惕于蜘蛛小姐的狡猾多诈,我觉得自己快患上了被害妄想症,此时心里有些不安。 At this time, can manifest to go out to pull a dog...... not, draws in the twin tails this indigenous advantage. 这种时候,就能体现出出门牵上一条狗……哦不,是拉上双尾这个土著的好处了。 „Twin tails, was our to?” “双尾,我们这是到了哪？” I to the Hell world am not very ripe, only knows, in any case not in Hell central zone direction. 我对地狱世界不是很熟,只知道,反正不是在地狱中心地带的方向。 Twin tails hesitated the moment, to has not fallen the chain. 双尾沉吟了片刻,到是没掉链子。 „I have not guessed that wrong words, this was already quickly to that domain.” “我没猜错的话,这是已经快到那位的地盘了。” „That is which?” “那位是哪位？” „That of symbolic destruction.” “象征毁灭的那位。” „It is not big Prime Evil Baal, you spoke frankly and that's the end, can this year have the fool who will destroy and destroys mess up to exist?” My haha laughs, the corner of the eye actually flashed through inexplicably wiped the clear tears. “不就是大魔神巴尔么,你直说就是了,这年头还能有将破坏和毁灭搞混的笨蛋存在？”我哈哈大笑,眼角却莫名闪过了一抹晶莹泪光。 The clown unexpectedly is I. 啊,小丑竟是我自己。 „Powerful to Baal this level, particularly like your my powerhouse, if points to its name, it will have greatly possibly to induce very much.” Twin tails like looking at the fool visits me. “强大到巴尔这种层次,尤其是像你我这种强者,若是直指它的名字,它是有很大可能会感应到的。”双尾像看傻子一样看着我。 „I remember the gate suddenly also not related, heard that today will rain, we first go back one.” I without delay, pull Elder Sister White Dragon little small hand round trip to walk. “我忽然想起门还没有关,听说今天会下雨,我们先回去一趟吧。”我二话不说,扯着白龙小姐姐的小手往回走。 tai, the time has not arrived, Baal, keeps your inexpensive life for the time being! 呔,时机未到,狗贼巴尔,暂且留你一条贱命！ „The Baal true body should also keep Third World now.” Twin tails also said. “巴尔的真身现在应该还留在第三世界。”双尾又说道。 „That also waits for anything, we copied its old nest! Let alone it is not at home, is just right at home, I must make a new door with the head of that boy surely!” I turn head fiercely, was spirited. “那还等什么,我们去抄了它的老窝！别说它不在家,在家正好,我定要用那厮的头颅来做一扇新门！”我猛回头,又神气起来了。 „Ancient difficult recorder, the king of god of death.” Twin tails unemotional read this two name. “古难记录者,死神之王。”双尾面无表情的念出这两个名字。 „Right spider woman, what do we come to here are to make are coming? The proper business is important.” “对了蜘蛛女士,我们来这里是为了做什么来着？正事要紧。” „I when the world, had run into many funny artists.” The spider young lady irrelevantly replied, in the immature voice is filling in the color of full recalling. “吾在人间时,曾经遇到过不少搞笑艺人。”蜘蛛小姐答非所问,稚嫩的声线里填着满满的缅怀之色。 „Now recalls, felt that cannot compare you.” “现在回忆起来,感觉都比不上你们。” „Twin tails, should not be a gallon old man will walk, you planned that towed me to enter the line? Told you, no way, must add money.” I responded that spider young lady's meaning, immediately severs a friendship, the whole face shuts out. “双尾,该不会是加仑老头走了,你就打算拖我入行了吧？告诉你,门都没有,得加钱。”我反应过来蜘蛛小姐的意思,立刻割袍断义,满脸嫌弃。 „Famous teacher has the outstanding disciple, you and gallon is the natural funny artist, do not buckle on cap me forcefully.” Exclusion of twin tails this thick eyebrows big face performance. “名师出高徒,你和加仑才是天生的搞笑艺人,别把帽子强行扣到我头上。”没想到,双尾这浓眉大脸表现的更加嫌弃。 „I thought that your talent is not bad, might as well join us, becomes the magic together...... the artist.” “我觉得你天赋也不差,不如加入我们,一起成为魔法……艺人吧。” „What ghost is magic artist?” “魔法艺人是什么鬼？” „Has to make others show the smile the funny artist of magic.” “拥有让别人露出笑容的魔法的搞笑艺人。” „This is the ordinary funny artist! Makes the funny artist who others cannot smile inadequate?” “这就是普通的搞笑艺人吧！难道还有让别人笑不出来的搞笑艺人不成？” „I give you to introduce one grandly, my cousin, said that she and spider woman are also predestined friends very much.” “我给你隆重介绍一位,我的表妹,说起来她和蜘蛛女士也很有缘。” „With me? Is predestined friends?” The spider young lady was curious. “和吾？有缘？”蜘蛛小姐好奇了。 „It is unlucky.” “都挺倒霉的。” „......” “……” „That funny artist who makes one unable to smile, is actually you are right.” “那个让人笑不出来的搞笑艺人,其实是你自己才对吧。” „All things have the opposite, in unexpectedly this world has to let the funny artist who the person shows the smile, then also existence lets the funny artist who the person loses the smile surely.” “万事万物都有对立面,竟然这个世界上有让人露出笑容的搞笑艺人,那么也必定存在着让人失去笑容的搞笑艺人。” „Slow, making one lose the smile is not the funny artist, is completely another class!” “慢着,让人失去笑容就已经不是搞笑艺人了吧,完全是另外一种职业了吧！” „You were too arbitrary, why can't the funny artist make everyone lose the smile?” “你太武断了,为什么搞笑艺人就不能让大家失去笑容？” „Because it is the funny artist!” “因为它是搞笑艺人啊！” „Therefore your thought too ossified, because is just the funny artist, must therefore break Bind, not possibly melts all for possibly not?” “所以说你的思想太僵化了,正因为是搞笑艺人,所以才要打破束缚,化一切不可能为可能不是吗？” „Why can you give the funny artist to press down the strange sense of mission? It only wants to be an ordinary funny artist!” “为什么你非得给搞笑艺人按上奇怪的使命感？它只想当好一个普通的搞笑艺人而已！” „You thought that he/she Ms. Lian?” Suddenly, I and twin tails simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform have turned head, look to my shadow, must look for the above stance that the neutral third party figures out. “你觉得呢,伊丽安女士？”冷不防的,我和双尾齐齐回过头,看向自己的影子,一副要找个中立第三方评评理的上头架势。 „I to funny artist, understanding are not many, but......” gawked, the spider young lady as if there is story, starts to fall into the recollection pattern. “吾对搞笑艺人,了解的并不多,不过……”愣了一下,蜘蛛小姐似乎有着故事,开始陷入回忆模式。 „In my short world arrange/cloth teaches during the profession, once knew that such a funny artist, may help to the topic that you discussed.” “在吾短暂的人间布教生涯当中,曾经认识这样一个搞笑艺人,或许会对你们讨论的话题有所帮助。” „It was good at speaking the cold joke, therefore repeatedly awkward silence, even if everyone is laughing, listened to his joke, should still fall into rapidly silent.” “它擅长说冷笑话,所以屡屡冷场,即便是大家正在开怀大笑,听了他的笑话,也会迅速陷入沉默。” „What's wrong, can this lets the funny artist who the person loses the smile?” “如何,这能算是让人失去笑容的搞笑艺人么？” „......” “……” Is I do not know, this story to is very cold, you have a look at me and twin tails, cold fart have not emitted one. 算不算我不知道,这个故事到是挺冷的,你看看我和双尾,冷的屁都没放出一个。 „Actually following.” “其实还有后续。” „Oh?” “哦？” „Afterward, this funny artist believed in me.” “后来,这个搞笑艺人信奉了吾。” Unexpectedly this expansion?! 竟然还有这种展开？！ „It realized finally oneself was not good at saying lets joke that the person laughed, therefore changed another way, on each toast that in I taught to distribute marked a smile, hopes that everyone can be infected by the smile, shows the smile.” “它终于意识到了自己不擅长说让人发笑的笑话,所以换了另外一种方式,在吾教派发的每一张吐司上面画上一张笑脸,希望大家能受到笑脸的感染,露出笑容。” „Finally?” I and twin tails raised up the ear. “结果呢？”我和双尾竖起了耳朵。 „As if some truly effects, received to draw the toast of smile, everyone showed the smile, smiled is very happy.” “似乎确实有些效果,接过画着笑脸的吐司,大家都露出了笑容,笑的很开心。” , Happy is not because received the toast! 不不不,开心是因为收到了吐司吧！ This thinks that this cold story cold joke, ended, has not thought that really also has following, a spider young lady thread of conversation revolution, the sound is listening somewhat depressed low. 本以为这个冷故事冷笑话,到此结束,没想到竟然还有后续,蜘蛛小姐话锋一转,声音听着有些消沉低落。 „Afterward, because drew the toast of smile, opposite country attacked.” “后来,因为画了笑脸的吐司,对面的国家攻打过来了。” „What relations this and does the toast have?” “这和吐司有什么关系？” „It is said opposite country is the religious country, the smiley on toast, in religious eye that in that country believes, with their most taboo, symbolizes the symbol of heresy to be very similar.” “据说对面的国家是宗教国家,吐司上的笑脸符号,在那个国家信奉的宗教眼里,和它们最为禁忌的,象征着异端的符号十分相似。” Understood, quite therefore gives the live broadcast receiving baptized ceremony to hit 666 crazily. 懂了,相当于是给直播受洗仪式疯狂打666。 „Then?” I asked one subconsciously. “然后呢？”我下意识问了一句。 „......” Spider young lady chooses silent. “……”蜘蛛小姐选择沉默。 I remembered spider young lady's fourth 100 cause of death its suddenly, followed to fall into silent. 我忽然想起了蜘蛛小姐的一百次死法之其四,也跟着陷入了沉默。 Then, the person did not have. 然后,人没了。 Sorry, disturbed. 抱歉,打扰了。 ... 。。。