**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** The matter of camp finished, was the time returns to the Holy See mountain to go to work, after having planted to have half a month false, body lazily does not want to move, therefore emitted resigned to visit the bold thought of the world simply. 营地的事忙完了,是时候回教廷山上班了,有种放了半个月的假后身体懒洋洋的不想动弹,于是冒出了干脆辞职环游世界的大胆念头。 Such it seems like, the thought of my Savior is also very close to ordinary people. 这么看来,我这个救世主的思想还挺平民化的。 „, Generally speaking did not have half a month false unable to idle to go to work.” Extracts a while to be spatial rarely, is not looks for me, Karina but who looks for Valise this cross age boudoir friend, in bypass obsolete accurate complaining. “不不不,一般来说放了半个月的假会闲不住更想去上班吧。”难得抽出一会儿空,也不是来找我,而是找维拉丝这个跨龄闺友的卡丽娜,在一旁路过时精准的吐槽。 Nowadays, has linked the passers-by who passed by casually to read my heart? As the protagonist position and dignity where, even if I am not protagonist, that big probability is still protagonist her father, her husband, does not attach great importance to face-saving? 这年头,已经连一个随便路过的路人都能读我的心了么？作为主角的地位和尊严何在,就算我不是主角,那大概率也是主角她爹,她老公,不要面子的吗？ These words, I have protested 20 years ago, however not the egg uses, gradually also on be used to it, perhaps several years later, a person who let alone passed by, a dog that passed by can thought tearful several that I am braving suddenly, what is more annoying, as a person, cannot understand the dog language naturally, but can actually feel that she is complaining you. 这句话,我在二十年前已经抗议过了,然而并无卵用,渐渐也就习惯了,说不定再过几年,别说路过的一个人,就连路过的一条狗都能对着我心里忽然冒出来的念头汪汪几声,更可气的是,作为一个人,理所当然听不懂狗语,但却能感觉到她是在吐槽你。 If this is not annoying, then good, you want to recover the gathering place, discovered oneself could not have been victorious this dog, whole body is nipped by the dog tooth, is entangling the bandage, puts on a long face to sit the wheelchair to get the rabies vaccine, discovered that to unexpectedly that dog that you give an injection, air/Qi on super. 如果说这还不算可气,那么好,你想找回场子,发现自己还打不过这条狗,全身上下被狗牙咬了个遍,缠着绷带,哭丧着脸坐上轮椅去打狂犬病疫苗,又发现给你打针的竟然还是那条狗,就超级来气。 „Yawn! Yawn!” Some dragon of Holy See mountain, sneezed several at this time continuously. “哈欠！哈欠！”教廷山的某龙,此时连续打了好几个喷嚏。 „In the final analysis.” I do not agree with Karina's view: „The bird of getting up early has the insect to eat, the insect of getting up early was eaten by the bird, therefore the key does not lie in getting up early, but is what role that you play.” “说到底。”我并不同意卡丽娜的说法:“早起的鸟儿有虫吃,早起的虫子被鸟吃,所以关键不在于早起,而是你扮演的什么角色。” „As Savior, you thought what you act is what role?” Karina's soul interrogates and tortures, making me speechless speechless, long time the double hand hammer has the table. “作为救世主,你觉得你扮演的是什么角色？”卡丽娜的灵魂拷问,让我哑然无语,良久才双手锤起桌子。 „Such abstruse issue I do not understand, do not ask me, I am also only a child!” “这么深奥的问题我不懂,别问我,我还只是一个孩子！” „Good, we trade a direction to discuss.” Understands my swaying back and forth to play the technique of sprinkling, a Karina thread of conversation revolution. “好吧,那我们换个方向讨论。”深谙我的打滚耍泼之术,卡丽娜话锋一转。 „I felt you very diligently, takes a beating the paradise of dragon calls to have a vacation for half a month, wants to proclaim the alliance ten big diligent staff to reward to you, if any.” “我觉得你还是很努力的呀,把去龙之乐园挨揍半个月叫放假,都想给你颁个联盟十大勤奋员工奖了,如果有的话。” Is, is, such secret......, is such absurd thing tells Karina, I knew, is not Evil Dragon, is book, either is the crystal of having a big mouth, is a dragon has not run in any case! 是谁,到底是谁,把这么机密……啊呸,是这么荒谬的东西告诉卡丽娜,我知道了,不是恶龙蕾娜,就是本子娜,要么就是口无遮拦的水晶,反正是头龙没跑！ You only know me to take a beating, the last war displays their wisdom and bravery instead kills? My big side? I have the spoils of war am the card, you cannot slander me! 你只知道我挨揍,最后一战斗智斗勇的反杀呢？我高大的一面呢？我有战利品为证,你们不能污蔑我！ Walter's long sword...... was taken away by Eika Layh, said that must discuss an again transformation plan with Charsi well, makes good use of waste, turns over a new leaf, starts with a clean slate, makes use of waste, makes the sword, felt that the script of recent father kind female filial piety are always very many, after hoping me old, pair of child princess they can me good. 啊,瓦尔特的长剑……被艾卡莱伊拿去了,说是要和恰西好好讨论一个再改造方案,化废为宝,洗心革面,改过自新,废物利用,重新做剑,感觉最近父慈女孝的剧本总是特别多,但愿我老了以后双子公主她们能对我好点。 Ok, the world is always full of the misunderstanding to my Savior, did not miss this. 算了,世人对我这个救世主总是充满了误解,也不差这一个了。 „When prepares to return to the Holy See mountain?” Sees me to have mind filled with put in great inconvenience does not speak, Karina also asked with a smile. “准备什么时候回教廷山？”见我满腹委屈不吭声,卡丽娜笑着又问。 „In the evening.” “晚上。” „In the evening?” “晚上？” „Hell does not have during the daytime the division of evening in any case.” “反正地狱也没白天晚上之分。” „Do not fool me not to go to the Holy See mountain, Hell have not had, the Lesser Evil village has.” “你别唬我没去过教廷山,地狱是没有,魔王村有吧。” „I am so popular, in the evening goes back, avoid the loved villagers surround.” “我那么受欢迎,晚上回去好点,省得被热心的村民们包围。” „You are help the villagers save the egg and tomato.” “你这是帮村民们省鸡蛋和西红柿吧。” „Nonsense, I am very prestigious in the Lesser Evil village, everyone called me for the brave and resourceful Savior Sir kindly!” I suppress to blush, take up a publication, turns to the entertainment sector, gives itself calmly calm. “胡说八道,我在魔王村还是很有威望的,大家都亲切的称呼我为智勇双全的救世主大人！”我憋红了脸,拿起一份报刊,翻到娱乐版块,给自己冷静冷静。 Indicated while convenient, I do not want to respond you. 顺便表示,我不想搭理你了。 „Is is, tall Te who while convenient, my family is not free from worry, asked the brave and resourceful Savior Sir to look.” “是是是,顺便,我家不省心的高特,就拜托智勇双全的救世主大人多照顾照顾了。” „Could not look, could not look.” I am concentrating on the newspaper, gives up at will. “照顾不了,照顾不了。”我专注着报纸,随意罢了罢手。 „, Should not like this on the vitality/angry.” “啊,该不会这样就生气了吧。” „Issue that isn't angry, I just am a small four wings, is not omniscient and omnipotent, has not had the strange electric wave induction with that gorilla, if he encounters the danger, I could not discover, can only depend on he himself.” “不是生气不生气的问题,我只不过是一个小小的四翼,不是全能全知,更没有和那头大猩猩产生奇怪的电波感应,他要是遇到危险,我也发现不了,只能靠他自己。” „adventurer depends upon finally, only then oneself, this truth I also understand.” Karina sighs layer on layer/heavily. “冒险者最终依靠的,只有自己,这个道理我也懂。”卡丽娜重重叹了一口气。 „You, if that is worried about him, ties up him, these days makes him assist you to manage the camp together, recently was not busy badly battered?” “你要是那么担心他,就把他绑回来,这段时间让他协助你一起管理营地吧,最近不是忙的焦头烂额吗？” „I to think, but was a pity very much, even an orangutan, still has the dream, shuts off a Hero dream of silly man, my whole life has been able anxiety.” “我到是想,但是很可惜,就算是一头猩猩,也是有梦想的,扼杀一个傻男人的英雄梦,我这辈子都会过的不安。” „To be honest, I to hoping Valise they can give me ruthlessly a palm of the hand, shakes my head to warn me, you are silly, you only have one, seven giants have seven, cannot win, the little darling and we go back to farm to graze sheep together, then, evaded the Savior of responsibility and strangled the continent future women, has the lamentation and guilt, licks to lick each other mind wound unceasingly, was bound by a common destiny, passed the light peaceful sin life.” “说实话,我到希望维拉丝她们能狠狠给我一巴掌,晃着我的脑袋警告我,你傻呀,你只有一个,七巨头有七个,打不赢的,乖乖和我们一起回去种地放羊吧,然后,逃避了职责的救世主和扼杀了大陆未来的女人们,心怀着悔恨和愧疚,不断舔舐着彼此的心灵伤口,相依为命,度过了平淡安静的罪孽一生。” „You look, Ai reveal, this is the true feature of your family man.” Karina to does not know Valise when presents pouts. “你瞧,艾露露,这就是你家男人的真实嘴脸。”卡丽娜冲着不知道什么时候出现的维拉丝努努嘴。 Puppy dog crooked tilting the head, as if not know how at once should deal, a moment later holding their palms together light pā, smiled gentleness. 小狗狗歪了歪头,似乎一时之间不知道该怎么应对,片刻之后双手合十轻啪一声,笑的温柔。 „Sir, actually calculated right.” “大人,竟然算对了。” „What calculated right?” The bonus is Karina, suddenly has no way to follow the Valise brain hole. “算对了什么？”饶是卡丽娜,一时间也没法跟上维拉丝的脑洞。 „Seven giants have seven, calculated right not?” “七巨头有七个,算对了不是吗？” „Oh! Oh oh oh!!!” “噢！噢噢噢！！！” „It is not, the key point that you should pay attention to is not —— has not thought that you are such Savior?” Is looking at their a shocking expression that discovered new continent, I felt that I have to be offended. “不是,你们应该关注的重点不是——没想到你是这样的救世主吗？”瞧着她们一副发现了新大陆的震惊表情,我感觉自己有被冒犯到。 „That considers as finished, the platitudes, what morality if we had known you were, wants to come, seven Hero that perhaps everyone praised, there is unknown side, for example Sir Tal Rasha, perhaps accidental/surprised liking women's wear? Why otherwise likes the purple?” “那个还是算了,老生常谈,早知道你是什么德性了,这么想来,或许大家传颂的七英雄,也有不为人知的一面,比如说塔拉夏大人,说不定意外的喜欢女装？不然为啥那么喜欢紫色？” Truly, Tal Rasha paint armor as well as Tal Rasha belt, probably is the purple outward appearance. 确实,塔拉夏的漆甲以及塔拉夏的腰带,好像都是紫色外观的。 „...... Sister Lena, I may tell your Sir Tal Rasha also to have the Resurrection possibility, you want to give an example should better to look other.” “……丽娜大姐,我可告诉你塔拉夏大人还有复活的可能性,你想举例子最好找别的。” „Hi, I do not want to give an example, your memory is not in any case good, quick will forget.” Karina quickly grasps the meaning of something, the person who the racket that hollow laugh several, feel at ease immediately the chest, hears fortunately are not many, a mouth is strict, a memory is bad. “嗨,我不是想举了例子么,反正你的记性也不好,很快就会忘了。”卡丽娜一个激灵,干笑几声,随即心安的拍拍胸口,还好听到的人不多,一个嘴巴严,一个记性差。 This woman...... was really disrespectful, not only to Tal Rasha, to me was also, you did not fear after me, becomes compared with a Tal Rasha greater man? 这女人……真是太失礼了,不仅对塔拉夏,对我也是,你就不怕我以后会成为比塔拉夏更伟大的男人？ Regarding such woman, I only want to deliver her a few words. 对于这样的女人,我只想送她一句话。 „Did you work to complete?” “你工作做完了吗？” „Oh! Isn't good, must hurry back.” Karina suddenly another startled, in an instant the entrance only has her back, runs while carries to us beckons. “唉！不好不好,得赶回去了。”卡丽娜忽又一惊,转眼间门口只剩下她的背影,边跑边背着冲我们招手。 „In the evening walks me not to deliver, remembers often comes back, considers to help me solve the decompression is also good.” “晚上走我就不送了,记得常回来,就当是帮我解解压也好。” I threw to her the newspaper conveniently, wait and see, when I and that side spider Prime Evil builds the line, I join together to buy a gift the abyss to mine you! 我顺手就将报纸冲她扔了过去,等着瞧吧,等我和蜘蛛魔神那边搭好线,我把你老公送去深渊挖矿！ For those not I likes in the evening this time, generally speaking, in the morning, at noon, badly in the afternoon, so long as does not rush to time, no one will choose other times. 到也不是我喜欢晚上这个时间出发,一般来说,早上,中午,最不济下午,只要不是赶时间,没有人会选择其余的时间段。 Without the means that the girls compared with me, widely different, cannot go ahead, must make some preparations, family's many business, must ask others to look, is unable to withdraw only to keep Lehne and Lina of camp, must confess, in the course of contacts time late, therefore chose simply at dusk. 没办法,女孩们不比我,迥然一身,可以说走就走,总得做些准备,家里的诸多事务,总得拜托别人照料,无法脱身只能留在营地的莱娜和琳娅,总要交代一番,一来二去时间就晚了,于是干脆选择在傍晚时分出发了。 Also has to think rubs gently for day in the camp, accompanies Lina and Lehne, the people but who come back from the paradise of dragon have left, I am last, as under nobody's jurisdiction Boss of Holy See mountain, the sea calming god needle, the official assigns the only mascot, is really unable again a luxurious this warm easy and comfortable evening. 也不是没想过在营地多磨蹭一天,多陪陪琳娅和莱娜,但是从龙之乐园回来的人都已经离开,我是最后一个,作为教廷山的三不管老大,定海神针,官方指定唯一吉祥物,实在无法再奢侈这温暖安逸的一晚。 Lina and Lehne estimated that is working overtime, has not come back to give us to see off with enough time, is bathing the setting sun last wisp of afterglow, we step Waypoint, is deferring to the familiar teleportation distance, from Rogue Encampment to Harrogath, rides Worldstone to arrive at the Second World camp, teleportation to Second World Harrogath, through here Worldstone, can arrive at the Holy See mountain again. 琳娅和莱娜估计又在加班,没来得及回来给我们送行,沐浴着夕阳最后一缕余晖,我们踏上传送阵,依照着熟悉的传送路程,从罗格营地到哈洛加斯,乘坐世界之石来到第二世界营地,再传送到第二世界哈洛加斯,通过这里的世界之石,才能到达教廷山。 Knows that who had just used Hell teleportation, in cooling, we can only wait for unexpectedly for several minutes. 知道刚刚谁用过了地狱传送,竟然还是冷却中,我们只能等待几分钟。 Explodes the liver -type several times of optimizations after Old Man Fara, Hell teleportation the cooling time disposable teleportation population, had a big promotion, I remember before , is many are coming, passes on three one time, cools for a half hour, usually has nothing, once has an accident, such speed supports or travels radically without enough time. 经过法拉老头爆肝式的数次优化,地狱传送无论是冷却时间还是一次性传送的人数,都有了不小的提升,我记得之前是多少来着,一次传三个,冷却半小时,平时没什么,一旦出事,这样的速度根本来不及支援或跑路。 Now can probably a time pass on five is eight is coming? Did the cooling time also reduce ten minutes is two ten minutes? 现在好像一次能传五个还是八个来着？冷却时间也缩减到了十分钟还是二十分钟？ „One, two, three, what a pity, our population, without the teleportation efficiency after means feeling improvement.” I selected the population, Valise, the salad, I, three people. “一,二,三,可惜,我们这点人数,没办法感受改良后的传送效率。”我点了点人数,维拉丝,沙拉,还有我,才三个人而已。 „Big...... dear, is not three, incessantly three.” Sarah pulled the sleeves of pulling, hits the meaningful glance toward me unceasingly. “大……亲爱的,不是三个,不止三个。”莎拉扯了扯的衣袖,不断朝我打眼色。 Is impossible, certainly has not miscounted, I am not G am fat, how to drop down before the cricket 3 this number wording! 不可能,一定没数错,我又不是G胖,怎么会在蛐蛐三这个数字面前就倒下！ The direction that prompts following Saraz looks, is big light yellow eye pupil that with one pair and moe to. 顺着莎拉提示的方向看去,和一双又大又萌的亮黄色眼眸对上。 The master of eye pupil, unemotional. 眼眸的主人,面无表情。 I: „......” 我:“……” Three do not have the princess: „......” 三无公主:“……” Lies...... the lying trough, don't three have the princess? When you appear! 卧……卧槽,三无公主？你什么时候出现的！ Such silent looked at each other moment, I sigh slowly, told a secret with the heavy intonation to the girls. 这样无声对视了片刻,我缓缓叹了一口气,用沉重的语调向女孩们诉说了一个秘密。 „Actually, I have not really miscounted, because...... I am not individual.” “其实,我真没有数错,因为……我不是个人。” Then, I was in front of girls to turn into a bear. 然后,我当着女孩们的面变成了头熊。 Exposed, I biggest secret, from now, does not have the means to keep side you again. 暴露了,我最大的秘密,从此以后,已经没办法再留在你们身边了。 Perfect! 完美！ Three do not have the princess: „......” 三无公主:“……” She does not accept my explanation! She is not willing to accept my perfect explanation! 她不接受我的解释！她不肯接受我的完美解释！ Wait, I also incur! 等等,我还有招！ „Favored, this is a book, here, is one pack of white papers.” Not being able to attend to Valise with Sarah is one side, I put out this Duke Brute conveniently the series, is the same just like Magic master, gesticulates, line of gab, mysterious, is as deep as a well, even attempts to control books and papers on two hand, dances the fit dance. “看好了,这是一本书,这边呢,是一叠白纸。”顾不得维拉丝和莎拉就是一旁,我顺手拿出本禽兽公爵系列,宛若大师一样,比手画脚,夸夸其谈,故弄玄虚,高深莫测,甚至企图控制两只手上的书和纸,跳起合体舞。 Actually is because just learned, requires fertilization in pre-dug holes law time, can only so toss about , the paper upward is then spatial raises, these white paper, had printed to fill the writing piece by piece. 其实是因为刚刚学会,需要一点施法时间,只能这般折腾了一番,而后,纸张往上空一扬,那些原本片片白纸,已经印满了文字。 And falls gently to Valise at present, the writing description that on inevitable seeing indecently, the head of this puppy dog like the thermo of boiling, braves the transpiration steam immediately, gets down slowly softly but actually. 其中一张飘落到维拉丝眼前,不可避免的看到上面不堪入目的文字描述,这小狗狗的脑袋立刻就像烧开的热水壶,冒着蒸腾热气,缓缓软倒下去。 „Saw, this is I latest invention, kaleidoscope little yellow writes the technique of wheel!” Single-handedly holds in the arms Valise, holds up Duke Brute high, my tone Berserk. “看到了,这就是我最新的发明,万花筒小黄书写轮之术！”一手搂住维拉丝,一手高高举起禽兽公爵,我语气狂热。 „So long as there are it, later the small pornography wants many to have many, did not need the printing equipment.” “只要有了它,以后小黄书要多少有多少,再也不需要印刷设备了。” „Does young girl, you long for strength?” “少女,你渴望力量吗？” From beginning to end had not said three of a few words do not have the princess, still with that 20 ct. subsidiary coins no color light yellow eye pupil, static and I am looking at each other. 由始至终没有说过一句话的三无公主,依然用那双毫无感情色彩的亮黄色眼眸,静静和我对视着。 Then, she had the movement finally, just like me, took out one pack of white papers, but, does not have Duke Brute. 然后,她终于有了动作,和我一样,取出了一叠白纸,但是,并没有禽兽公爵。 Also has not seen what strange to act, to raises from extraction upward spatially, middle not slightly stop. 也没见什么奇怪的施法动作,从取出到往上空扬起,中间并无丝毫停顿。 When these white papers fall to me in front, above has printed to fill impressively made person hot blooded boil...... cough cough, is not, I meant, was full of the dispute and critique color writing. 当这些白纸落到我面前的时候,上面赫然已经印满了让人热血沸腾……咳咳,不是,我的意思是说,充满了争议和批判色彩的文字。 And falls in the bosom slowly, Valise just opened eyes, still brings several points of blurred color pupil, is forced to reflect again is pasting the paper on face, is belching smoke to faint. 其中一张缓缓落在怀中,维拉丝刚睁开眼,尚带着几分迷离之色的瞳孔,再次被迫倒映着贴在脸上的纸张,然后又冒着烟晕了过去。 This perhaps is...... her fate. 这恐怕就是……她的宿命啊。 I am shocked withdraws several steps, opens the eye is looking at unemotionally as before three not to have the princess. 我震惊的退后几步,睁大眼瞧着依旧面无表情的三无公主。 Ca Na, this speed...... cracks a joke, moreover in her hand simply does not have the original to refer, but such simple throws the paper...... 巴嘎那,这种速度……开玩笑吧,而且她手上根本没有原件参照,只是这么简单的将纸张一抛…… Is I invents. 是我发明的。 Patted softly the steamed stuffed bun hat, her eye pupil, said. 拍了拍软乎乎的包子帽,她的眼眸,如是说道。 I am Kaka, I in list SOLO, want with write the round of eye oppressive vegetable/dish that brothers that borrows, finally the opposite came the samsara eye, the strength compared with me, operates compared with my show, the intelligence quotient is higher than me, put in an appearance took my blood, how this game then should hit, online, was very anxious. 我是卡卡西,我在中单SOLO,想用兄弟那借来的写轮眼虐菜,结果对面来了个轮回眼,实力比我强,操作比我秀,智商比我高,一个照面就拿了我一血,这局接下来该怎么打,在线等,挺急的。 ... 。。。