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****************************************************************************************In the fights of lifeby the gamblingspell, experienceactuallynottoomanypleasure, experience of person, followsparticularlylonely, speechlessoften/commonBan, withoutmyexcellentpsychological quality, canbecomeABCin the mitosislike thisat heartmutualbattle of words, ripsto compelto teaseruthlessly, thatabsolutelyisaridandcomplicated.
由赌上性命的一次次战斗拼成,历练其实并无太多乐趣可言,尤其是一个人的历练,孤独相随,无言常伴,倘若没有我这样的过人心理素质,可以在心里有丝分裂成A君B君C君互相唇枪舌战,撕逼逗狠,那绝对是枯燥且繁复的。Ifyouthought that others'experienceis very interesting, thatyouhave not been serious the fight of life and deatheither, either, youhave not been seriousthatperson.
倘若你觉得别人的历练很有趣,那要么你没有将生死的战斗当一回事,要么,你没将那人当一回事。Naturally, the splendidstoryandmay notcontain the interestingthiselement, for this reason, in the baris making noiseyear to year the Barbarianbigvoice, the adventurerplate of Rogueweekly report is also prosperouspopularelecting.
当然,精彩的故事并不一定要包含有趣这个元素,正因如此,酒吧里才常年喧嚣着野蛮人的大嗓门,罗格周报的冒险者板块也是长盛不衰的热门之选。Ifcanbe based onthisincreaseson the interestingelementagain, thatwas popular withpopulace, for example the weekly reportfrominitiatinghas serialized...... the Saviorcolumn, reallymade my protagonistoftensee, wished one couldto one of the settersthreeextended the highestregardswithout the princess.
若是能以此为基础再添加上有趣的元素,那就更受大众的欢迎了,譬如说周报从创始一直连载至今的……救世主专栏,真是让我这个主角每每看到,都恨不得对始作俑者之一的三无公主致以最高问候。Looks at( F )my( U )mouth( *) ( K ).
看(F)我(U)嘴(*)型(K)。
The topicpulledfar, the meaning that Imustexpresswas, littlearrange/clothmayexperiencecannotdescribewith the interest,as forsplendidor not, Idid not affirmgreatly, after allcannotwithownmade a comparison, butthere is an onlypointto confirm.
话题扯远了,我要表达的意思是,小布可的历练绝不能用有趣来形容,至于精彩与否,我不大肯定,毕竟不能拿自己的做对比,只是有唯一的一点可以确认。littlearrange/clothmay, sheunexpectedlybe a rebel...... not, I want to say that sheunexpectedlyishatefulOusovereign!
小布可,她竟然是个叛徒……啊不,我是想说,她竟然是个可恶的欧皇!Europewhere? The Rogueregionhas not gone through customs, reallyhastwogoldenequipment.
欧在哪里?罗格区域还未通关,竟然已经有了两件金色装备。Thought back on the past years, excepthavingBUGamulet, entireRogue Encampment, seeminglyonly thenElder SisterSharna a personhadgoldenequipment, it can be imagineddrop ratemake the blood boil, naturally, the adventurerquantitywere manyfor these years, the smallprobabilityrosewith the base number, will present a twolucky fellowinevitably, but, even so, can severalentirecamps, collecttengoldenequipment, was the unknownnumber.
遥想当年,除开有BUG小护身符的自己,整个罗格营地,貌似只有莎尔娜姐姐一个人有一件金色装备,可想而知爆率有多令人发指,当然,这几年冒险者的数量多了,再小的概率随着基数上涨,也势必会出现一两个幸运儿,但是,即便如此,数遍整个营地,能不能凑齐十件金色装备,也是未知之数。littlearrange/clothmay a personhavetwo, did yousayEurope? Ifthispasses on, feared that will bequickwill present„lone traveller to increasedrop rate”like this strangerumor.
小布可一个人就出了俩,你说欧不欧?这要是传出去,怕是很快就会出现“独行者能增加爆率”这样的奇怪谣言。
It is not lone travellercanincrease the drop rate, butislone travellermeansis more powerful, powerfuladventurercanobtainbetterequipment, isn't the naturalmatter?
不是独行能增加爆率,而是独行意味着更强大,强大的冒险者能获得更好的装备,不是理所当然的事情么?Now, the knownsidehastwobigOusovereign, oneispresentlittlearrange/clothmay, oneistwofellow apprentices, then the issuecame, ifItaketheirtwoto brushabyssPrime Eviltogether, for exampleweakchickenweird creaturePrime Evil, myBUGamuletdrop rate, canexplodein addition the shark fin of opposite party?
现在,已知自己身边有两大欧皇,一个是眼前的小布可,一个是二师兄,那么问题来了,如果我带上他们两个一起去刷深渊魔神,譬如说弱鸡四不像魔神,加上我的BUG小护身符的爆率,能不能把对方的鱼翅都爆出来?Topic that probablyis worthresearching.
好像是个非常值得研究的课题。Maychatonewithlittlearrange/clothfullyin the afternoon, the nightfalls, over and over under detains, sheleft, has not stayed behindrubs the dinner.
和小布可整整聊了一下午,夜幕降临,再三挽留下,她还是离开了,并未留下蹭晚饭。Has a look, smalllovablewas getting more and more polite, thisis the moral excellence, notlikecertainfellows who takediningas the honor.
看看,小可爱越来越客气了,这是美德,不像某些以蹭饭为荣的家伙。Oncewasthis.
曾经是这样的。Has had the dinner, Icarry the backless stoolto sitoutsidemain house gate, looks atmoon, counts the star.
吃过晚饭,我拎着板凳坐在家门口外,看月亮,数星星。
Before placing, outsidein this spatiallawnwill display78heavy/thicklongtablessurely, the two sidesare matching a bench of time of quantity.
放在以前,这外面的空草坪上定会摆上七八张厚重的长桌,两边配着一倍数量的长椅。
The good wine of bigaltar/jarbigaltar/jaris placedon the table, Valise, Sarah, the yellowpiecemaidservant, threedo not have the princess, Ouna, these beautifulfemale cookbusyforms , the butterflyshuttlebetween the longtable and kitchen, carriestables of stylefineorheroicdrinking******toexcessivefood, isSarahdoessurely, younglittle loli, the donevegetable/dishgenerallyis also finewithherperson, just like the artware, making one not hateto eat, flavor......, good.
大坛大坛的美酒摆在桌上,维拉丝,莎拉,黄段子侍女,三无公主,碧丝,菲妮,欧娜,这些美厨娘忙碌的身影,蝴蝶般穿梭在长桌和厨房之间,端上一桌桌风格精致或豪迈的饮******致过头的菜肴,必定是莎拉做的,小小萝莉,做的菜也和她人一般精美,宛如艺术品,让人舍不得下筷子,味道嘛……呃,就还不错。As forthesebulkmeat, the bigready-to-cook dish, the roast lamb, the roasting pig, tenhave8~9to stem from the hands of maidservantthreepeople of group, after alldoesbarline, the tastebeautifulquantitybigspeed is quickly full, suspends the plateto looktoBarbarian,is not equal toplaying the urheento listento the deaf person.
至于那些大块肉,大盆菜,烤全羊,烤乳猪,十有八九出自侍女三人组之手,毕竟是干酒吧这行的,味美量大速度快便是足矣,摆盘给野蛮人看,不等于是拉二胡给聋子听么。As forValise, as the alliance'sfirstfemale cook in mymind, heranythingcan, threenoprincesses'max and lower limits is very high, the qualityalllooks at the mood, in other words, actuallythisgoodscancomplete, lookedpurelyyoueat the rainbowmagicpottoyouuncomfortable, does the yellowpiecemaidservantdoanything is not good, in the surfaceis the elegantly beautifulelfbeautiful young girl, in factis a timidwastematerial, frequentlybyyounger sistertalentoppressivebeing a mass of cuts and bruises, the ingredientsisshecanwithmaking a movefew, wasalwaysfeels likeadded the contraceptive that did, the expiredthattype, wasIwas perhaps oversensitive.
至于维拉丝,作为我心目中的联盟第一厨娘,她什么都会,三无公主的上限和下限都很高,好坏全看心情,也就是说,其实这货是能做好的,纯粹看你不爽才给你吃彩虹魔法锅,黄段子侍女干啥啥不行,表面上是个冷艳的精灵美少女,实际上是个胆小废材,经常被天才妹妹虐的体无完肤,料理是她为数不多能拿出手的,就是做出来的总感觉像是加了避孕药,过期那种,或许是我多心了。
The Ralthreestripslikesittingare depending ongatenearposition, boastedwhoeversurelytheirexperiencehistory, previousexperienceexplodedwhatgoodequipment, pressesto rubon the groundSuper Unique, punches the pighead, whatRalsaidis the metropolisultracan the version, in any casehas not been divorced from the reality, came outto turn into the magicimmortalheroversionfrom the Dougmouth, sevengiantshad drawnsevencar(riage)stohimone by one, washedfivefeet, wished one couldto boast the air/Qi that in the nostrilbreathed, canblowThree Prime Evilsflies.拉尔三条子喜欢坐在靠门近的位置,逢人必定吹嘘他们的历练史,上次历练爆了什么好装备,把BOSS摁在地上摩擦,揍成猪头,拉尔说的是都市超能版,好歹没有脱离现实,从道格嘴里出来的就变成了魔幻仙侠版,七巨头已经挨个给他拉了七遍车,洗了五次脚,恨不得吹嘘鼻孔里喘出的气,都能将三魔神刮飞。Wheneverhelets success go to the head, Gopherwill undermine.
然而每当他过于得意忘形的时候,格夫就会拆台。Sarahpasses throughtime, the Ralvoicecanpullonetime, makes a soundcompared withDoug, sheep in severalsheepfoldtofasting that hefrightened.
莎拉经过的时候,拉尔的嗓门会拉高一倍,比道格还响,好几次羊圈里的羊都给他吓的绝食了。
The nagmostis good atdoing, often an evening banquetgets down, wants„goodrepugnantfeeling”several, howeveralways enjoys, occasionallyalsodraws, draws in the highespecially bigorangutan, draws inoh......, withoutwhom, goodteam memberKurt'sskillagitated, instigated, daresto do, good combination, sometimesplayedto take off/escape, will be dragged downtogether, particularlyin front ofsmallfox, evenfirstteam membermoralityshe, did the back that no matter the nagmadehaveKurt, in brief** the biggift parcelbought one and got one freeright.
老马最擅长作死,往往一次晚宴下来,要“好讨厌的感觉”好几遍,然而乐此不疲,偶尔还拉上菲妮,拉上高特大猩猩,拉上喔……呃,没谁了,好队友库特的技能是煽风点火,一个怂恿,一个敢作,天作之合,就是有时候玩脱,也会被一起拉下水,尤其是小狐狸面前,甚至前队友德性的她,不管老马作死的背后有没有库特在,总之**大礼包买一送一准没错。WhiteWolf, the callousmale of Werewolfclan, the status and PrinceWerewolf, is the dualcharm, beats savagely the smallfresh meat, gets marriedwhiterich and beautiful, onlypitifully, is an incurableyounger sistercontrols, in addition the sidehas the nagandKurtpushes down the mean valueseriously, cannottake off/escape the list.
白狼,狼人族的冷酷型男,兼狼人王子的身份,本来是双重的魅力,暴打小鲜肉,迎娶白富美,只可惜,是个无可救药的妹控,再加上身边有老马和库特严重拉低平均值,至今未能脱单。Speaking of the highespecially bigorangutan, hashim, on the tablewill have the bananasurely, regardless ofanyseason, confusesvery much, has the uniquebroadleaf plantstechnologyprobably, onceproposed that repeatedlyevening banquetreplacementlocation, cannotin a place, be always bored, for exampleriverside, riverside, orriverside.
说到高特大猩猩,有他在,桌子上必定会有香蕉,无论任何季节,很迷,大概有独特的种蕉技术,曾多次提议晚宴更换场地,不能老在一个地方,腻味,比如说河边,河边,或是河边。Wheneverat this time, is always very intimateaswife'sSisterLena, lightsnowstormdelivers to the riversidehimdirectly, throws in the glacial periodtheme park.
每当这时,作为妻子的丽娜大姐总是很贴心,一个小型暴风雪直接将他送到河边,附赠冰河时代主题公园。
The meter/ricemountain and khanwill also be drawnoccasionallybyhim, oftenat this time, was the gorillamade the monstercondition, itmade the deadabilityto press up to the nag, naturally, as a gorilla that had the intelligence quotient, fully realized that the unitywas the strengthshallowtruth, a chopstickseasybooklet, chopsticksnot to break off, didcompared withwhat, didto refuse stubbornlyto be merriertogether?
米山和可汗偶尔也会被他拉过来,每每这时,就是大猩猩作妖的态姆,其作死能力直逼老马,当然,作为一名有智商的大猩猩,深知团结就是力量的粗浅道理,一根筷子容易折,一把筷子折不断,比什么作死,一起作死不更快活吗?Then, howarrived atSisterLenato performto break off a unique skill of chopsticks.
然后,就又到了丽娜大姐表演如何折断一把筷子的绝活。masterbrothertwofellow apprenticesrelativelyquitestray, so long asthere is a smallAngelcardcleanplace, can always see the masterbrotherjust liketagging along after the crazyman (Han)sameform, time and time againrisendragonfist, to never say die, was really tired ofuntilcardclean, hehideslow-spiritedone side, pulls out a bookafter the buttockssuddenly, motheringmanual, the fathersuccessfulstudyand so on, squatsin the raydimcorner, secretly, carefulread, once for a whilenod, revealed the color of understanding clearly, the awareskillenteredgreatly, the boundarybroke through, stuckcardcleanagain, fought on despite repeated setbacks, is undefeated in many battles, lookedI. Thisdaughtercontrols the tigerbodyto shake, the strong mancries.大师兄二师兄相对比较离群,但只要有小天使卡洁儿的地方,总能看到大师兄宛如尾随痴汉一样的身影,一次一次被升龙拳,锲而不舍,直到卡洁儿真烦了,他才黯然躲到一边,忽地从屁股后掏出一本书,育儿宝典,父亲成功学之类的,蹲在光线黯淡的角落里,偷偷的,细细的品读,时不时的点头,露出了然之色,自觉功力大进,境界突破,再次黏上卡洁儿,屡败屡战,百战不殆,看的我这个女儿控虎躯一震,猛男落泪。Twofellow apprenticeslook is a coarseman, is actually by the semblancedelayed the literarymiddle age, the interestis broad, is all right can always seehimto holdthissmallbookbysitting the backundertree shade, wheneverIa littleworriedat this time,by the physique of thattree, canbe givenbytwofellow apprenticesby?
二师兄看着是个糙汉子,其实是个被外表耽误了的文学中年,兴趣广泛,没事总能看到他捧着本小书靠坐在树荫下的背影,每当这时我就有点担心,以那棵树的身板,会不会被二师兄给靠断了?Heis capable in military and civil skills, asBarbarian, boastingis unambiguous, occasionallycantheysit a tablewithRal, listens to the Dougbignozzlewater, insertsoneunknowingly, for exampleonsomemob, explodedgoldenessencelevelequipment, causeseveryoneto laughloudly, at this time, Dougis pattingBrotherBossshoulder, shows the admirationexpression, byskill that being without turning a hairto boast, evenmyDoug, still can only beatyou, as soon asplanned.
他能文能武,作为野蛮人,吹起牛来也不含糊,偶尔会和拉尔他们坐一桌子,听道格大喷口水,不经意间也插上一句,譬如说在某个小怪身上,爆了件金色精华级装备,引得大家轰然大笑,这时候,道格拍着老大哥的肩膀,露出钦佩表情,论面不改色吹牛的本事,就算是我道格,也只能小胜你一筹。However, Iknowam not, evenwishes one couldpunchto come up.
然而,我知道不是,甚至恨不得一拳打上去。KFCandBaggparty is also a patron, hasthem , the emaciated look of evening banquet will always be broughtcrookedly, todid not saydelicious, RickenandHansas the successor in fast-food restaurant, is even more splendid than Valisein the specializedcook, but, the deliciousthinghas eaten will also be greasy, can youimaginehamburger and fried chicken that on the tablepile up? Entire familybarrelis good, globalbarrel?
肯德基和汉巴格小队也是常客,有他们在,晚宴的菜色总是会被带歪,到不是说不好吃,里肯和汉斯身为快餐店的继承人,在自家专业的厨艺上甚至比维拉丝更出色,但是,再好吃的东西一直吃也会腻,你能想象桌子上堆积如山的汉堡和炸鸡么?全家桶还行,全球桶呢?Good, the gluttoncrystal will be very at least happy.
好吧,至少吃货水晶会很开心。PaladinBaalbecause of the relations of name, was persecutedfrequently, particularlyDougboasted, punchbigpineapple, kickBaaltime, Paladin that passed by chance, expressionalways( ;)?, It is miserable.圣骑士巴尔因为名字的关系,经常被迫害,尤其是道格吹牛,拳打大菠萝,脚踢巴尔的时候,恰巧路过的圣骑士,表情总是(;)?,就很惨。Zilla, reaches as high as the pilot, the person the stickmanufacturemachine, explodesplants the specialized household, onlypitifullythesestems, only thenI aloneunderstand, senseless.
基拉,高达驾驶员,人棍制造机,爆种专业户,只可惜这些梗只有我一个人懂,无趣的很。flattercolored glaze, arrogantspoiledfemaleJi, the excelledmatteris not good atbecoming friends, the bookstoreaccidentmanufacturer, taking advantage of the undergroundprinting shop that threenoprincessesopenedin the pastin private, the publication, is ridingin all directionsunmannedtimeon a stopperwith own expensetoward the rack, the passing clouds and flowing water, proficiently makes one love dearly, shortly afterward, shop owner, becausesells the strangesmallpornography, was receivedanonymousrighteous person( male ) that tormentsto reportby the body and mind, ignorant a facecompelswas seizedbysoldier.
阿琉斯,孤高的腐女姬,擅长的事情是不擅长交朋友,书店事故制造者,借着三无公主当年私下开的地下印刷厂,自费出版,乘着四处无人的时候往架子上一塞,行云流水,熟练的让人心疼,过不久,店主因为卖奇怪的小黄书,被身心受到荼毒的不愿透露姓名的正义人士(男)举报,一脸懵逼的被士兵抓走了。Like this, noble, was separated from the low levelinterestspoiledfemalepurely, even ifat the livelyevening banquet, stilldoes not forget the first thought that the mysteriouspetiteform, flashes in each corner of banquet, the carefully examinedexcitingvision, catcheseachmale who is lending the hormoneaura, usuallyonlyneedssimpleputting arms around shoulders, nonchalantlooklooking at each other, canmakehererupt the inspiration, writes with vigorto inscribeseveralpages, an evening banquet, cansufficiently collecthalfthisbook the quantity, flattercolored glaze, onestrikes the horse dead.
这样的,一个高尚的,纯粹的,脱离了低级趣味的腐女,哪怕是在热闹的晚宴上,依然不忘初心,神秘的娇小身影,在宴会的各个角落闪现,审视的兴奋目光,捕捉每一个散发着荷尔蒙气息的男性,往往只需要一个简单的勾肩搭背,一次不经意的眼神对视,就能让她爆发灵感,奋笔疾书写上数页,一次晚宴,就能凑够半本书的量,阿琉斯,一击马死。Even ifwere held, was suspected, so long astakes offcapecap, shapeshiftbecomesthatpower, burnscallousbeautiful young girl who sends the red eyes, if not the acquaintance, no onewill regard as the suspectheragain.
哪怕被抓住,被怀疑,只要摘下斗篷帽子,变身成那个威风凛凛,灼发红眼的冷酷美少女,若非熟人,谁也不会再将她看做嫌疑犯。Threeviewsfollowfivefeelingsto walk, the personis such base and lowpitifullifeform, sometimes the paramaeciumwas even inferior.
三观跟着五感走,人就是这么卑微可怜的生物,有时候连草履虫都不如。Akara, Cain, olddrunkard.
还有阿卡拉,凯恩,老酒鬼。Andremaining, other, notthatoften/commonto comeguest, friend, noisyfellow.
以及剩下的,其他的,不那么常来的客人,友人,吵吵闹闹的家伙。At nightfallgrassland, empty, jet blackblack, the night windis chilly, does not have a temperature.
入夜的草原,空荡荡,漆黑黑,夜风清冷,不带一丝温度。Untilwas graspedbypetitepersonbehind.
直到被身后娇小的人儿抱住。
The icy coldsmall hand, bringswater stain that has not been drying.
冰凉的小手,带着尚未擦干的水渍。Althoughis not abundant, actuallywarmandsoftbosom.
虽不丰盈,却温暖而柔软的怀抱。Shy, goodbenefit that ifalsowants with be comfortedby a oneselfshyermethod.
害羞,还要想着用让自己更害羞的法子抚慰的善惠。Changes toone.
化作一声。„woof~”
“汪~”
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