ROD :: Volume #36

#3559: Sensible people


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** I think your here dull multi- periods of time.” “我以为你会在这里呆多一阵子的。” Some person and I am same, is all right to do obviously, actually the appearance that pretends to tidy up, left Huanghuang, right turbulent, sways, absent-minded. 有人和我一样,明明没事干,却偏偏装作要收拾的样子,左晃晃,右荡荡,晃晃荡荡,恍恍惚惚。 I am because the unnecessary old father-in-law looks for trouble, has to look for a job to oneself, pretends very busy appearance not to respond them, this fellow? Does she have the belt/bring the baggage? Let me stroke. 我是因为多余的老岳父来找麻烦,不得不给自己找事,装作很忙的样子不想搭理他们,这家伙呢?她有带过行李吗?让我捋一捋。 Puts on clothes/armor that does not remodel throughout the year, the writing is warm in winter and cool in summer, does not need to replace, reads makes the frugal funds, did money use in star explodes the air current to cut? 穿着一年四季都不换样的衣服,写作冬暖夏凉,无需更换,读作节约经费,钱都用在星爆气流斩上了么? Everyone has bought clothes/armor for her, how also without seeing to put on, said that is person body occasionally, does not need to dress up, this dream returns to the childhood time by chance, discovered she who loli years trades clothes/armor to oneself puppet substitute person frequently, I also really letter/believed this nonsense. 大家都给她买过衣服,也没见怎么穿,解释说是人偶之躯,不需要打扮,要不是这一次恰巧梦回童年,发现萝莉时代的她经常给自己的玩偶替身换衣服,我还真信了这句鬼话。 Why likes wear ten thousand years of invariable unshakeable same set of clothes/armor...... I guessing as for book, the proper guess, should be this set of clothes/armor and her person body occasionally is a whole, clothes/armor probably is part anything, naturally, must be the dismantable part, do not ask why I know. 至于为什么本子娜喜欢穿着万年不变雷打不动的同一套衣服……我猜,正经猜测,应该是这套衣服和她的人偶之躯是一个整体,衣服大概算是部件什么的,当然,必须是可拆卸部件,别问我为什么知道。 A reason, put on for tens of thousands years to be used to it probably, like me, was used to wear the cape, gradually turned into the cape male, was unable to turn head. 还有一层原因,大概是穿了几万年已经习惯了吧,就像我,习惯了穿斗篷,久而久之就变成了斗篷男,已经无法回头了。 Naturally, these are unimportant, what I want to say that this goods do not like trading clothes/armor, naturally, saved many things in going out, another, as the person does not need to put on make-up occasionally, these two, helped a person of princess save over 90% baggage quantities occasionally. 当然,这些并不重要,我想说的是,这货不怎么爱换衣服,理所当然的,在外出的时候省了很多事,再一个,身为人偶也不需要化妆,这两者,就帮人偶公主节约了百分之九十以上的行李量。 Which therefore , regardless of this goods to are penniless, uncorrupt, which need what packs the baggage, therefore you do do, why to study me? You study me again, cannot learn I 1% intelligence and cleverness. 所以说,这货无论到哪都是两手空空,两袖清风,哪需要什么收拾行李,所以你干嘛呢,干嘛学我?你再学我,也学不到我百分之一的聪明和机灵。 Book stopped in the hand the senseless work, the flax color eye pupil contemptuously cast aside my one eyes. 本子娜停下手中无谓的活儿,亚麻色的眼眸轻蔑地撇了我一眼。 Do not speak to me, I am very busy.” “别跟我说话,我很忙。” What are you busy at? Challenging for three minutes is the shoelace 1000?” “你忙啥呢?挑战三分钟内鞋带系一千遍?” Your was healthy?” Book cared suddenly I came, is not right, she wants to do me! “你身体好了?”本子娜忽然关心起我来了,不对,她是想干我! I have a scare, vigilant withdraws two steps: Does not have, my skull just bone fracture.” 我吓了一跳,警惕的退后两步:“没好,我的头盖骨刚骨折了。” Your skull bone fracture, was also skillful, I a while ago also bone fracture.” “你头盖骨也骨折了么,巧了,我前阵子也骨折了。” Uncle Walter who actually interposed arbitrarily, he followed in the daughter behind, helped tidy up several types of company transport, felt that this whole life the mission has been completed, without regretting, the expression was about to achieve Buddhahood, smiling Jungt was serene, the corners of the mouth emitted the one after another little flower quickly. 擅自插话的却瓦尔特大叔,他屁颠屁颠的跟在女儿身后,帮忙收拾了几样小行李,感觉这辈子的使命已经完成了,没有遗憾了,表情快成佛了,笑容特安详,咧着的嘴角都快冒出一朵朵小花了。 It is not, I also said casually, you also to? 不是,我也就随便说说,你怎么还对上了? You must be able to perform a skull bone fracture to everyone on the spot, even if I lose. 你要能现场给大伙表演一个头盖骨骨折,那就算我输。 That is a moonlight charming evening, I and Leuer am handling some joyful things, is not careful extremely invests, changed, the forehead hits the same place, corner/horn hitting crookedly, hahaha!!!” “那是一个月色迷人的晚上,我和洛伊尔正在做些快乐的事情,一个不小心太过投入,变了回来,脑门撞一起,把角给撞歪了,啊哈哈哈!!!” Happy heart that the wife + daughter constructs, Janval seems like Mediterranean uncle in izakaya, whole piece face drunken red lumps, beautiful straight bubbling. 妻子+女儿所构建起来的幸福感,让瓦尔特像是居酒屋里的地中海大叔,整张脸醉醺醺红坨坨的,美的直冒泡。 Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” Originally dragon corner/horn is part of skull, I learned without the bean Ding knowledge that the egg uses, lost. 原来龙角属于头盖骨的一部分,我又学到了毫无卵用的豆丁知识,输了。 Was in front to say that any nonsense, my daughter must become is unchaste.” The old father-in-law recovers, angrily roars, a brutal iron band lives in Walter's forehead, presses wickedly on the ground, sends out a resounding. “当着蕾娜的面说些什么浑话呢,我女儿要变得不纯洁了。”老岳父回过神来,怒吼一声,无情铁手一把箍住瓦尔特的脑门,恶狠狠摁在地上,发出咔嚓一声脆响。 I think, the general idea, these was really the skull bone fracture time. 我想,大概,这一次真的是头盖骨骨折了。 Moreover, father-in-law Sir, although is really opposite to you to be very brutal, but, your daughter was pregnant, hand that she moves. 另外,岳父大人,虽然真相对你来说很残酷,但是,你女儿怀孕了,还是她自己动的手。 It is not good, these fellows collect the same place, I must have the trough that cannot spit to select, must concentrate on, dedicated, recalls well, I must do anything from the beginning. 不行了,这些家伙凑一块,我又要有吐不完的槽点了,得专注,专注,好好回想一下,我一开始要干些啥。 Right, reveals bored action that book does not have causes trouble. 对了,揭穿本子娜无中生事的无聊之举。 Do not mess about, actually you and I are the same , there is nothing to tidy up, right.” I pushed the bridge of the nose, reveals to look through all sharp looks. “别瞎忙活了,其实你和我一样,根本没啥好收拾的,对吧。”我推了推鼻梁,露出看破一切的锐利眼神。 Is this right.” Book actually acknowledged honestly. “是这样没错。”本子娜竟然老老实实承认了。 What vigor do you mess about?” “那你瞎忙活个什么劲?” Everyone in busy, does not need me to help, only then do I alone idle am not being very towering?” “大家都在忙,也不需要我帮忙,只有我一个人闲着不是很突兀吗?” I am also very idle!” “我也很闲啊!” Only then do I alone idle am not being very towering?” “只有我一个人闲着不是很突兀吗?” I also...... consider as finished, I understood your meaning.” Insipid gives up, present I, the boundary is very high, is not that can in the past with weak me who book is calculating to play the writing. “我也……算了,我明白你的意思了。”索然无味的罢了罢手,如今的我,境界很高,已经不是当年那个会和本子娜斤斤计较玩弄文字的幼稚的我了。 I understood, this fellow for seemingly was not incompatible by oneself merely, therefore is making the senseless effort. 我明白了,这家伙仅仅是为了不让自己看起来格格不入,所以在做着无谓的努力。 Truly, this very average person. 确实,这很普通人。 If can be separated from my angle of view observation, the book three views are very actually normal, interest anything is also very ordinary, young spirit such dominant female does not build completely with Elder Sister Sharna above. 如果能够脱离我的视角观察,本子娜的三观其实挺正常,兴趣爱好什么的也很普通,和莎尔娜姐姐小幽灵那样的个性突出的女性完全搭不上边。 Also there is an own idea, with following the crowd, will melt in the atmosphere, will watch a person's every mood, will not become by oneself specially prominent, in the entire family/home, regardless of whose relational place will be very good. 既有自己的想法,也会跟随大流,融于气氛,察言观色,不会让自己变得特别突出,在整个家里,无论和谁的关系都处的很好。 According to everyone's view, her resentment my time probably changed a person. 按照大家的说法,她怼我的时候像是换了一个人。 Actually I have felt, or do we know?” Thinks, I thought can try to save among us the relations, more do not walk on the wrong path again is farther. “其实我一直觉得,要不我们重新认识一下?”想了想,我觉得可以尝试一下挽救我们之间的关系,不要再在错误的道路上越走越远。 Although made the monkey say that the logical expression was a little strong monkey difficult, but I have to say to you, please speak the logical expression.” “虽然让猴子说人话是有点强猴所难,但我还是不得不对你说出口,请说人话。” Is lets you I work as one ordinary...... not, even if the stranger, that just knew, come, we try.” “就是让你把我当一个普通的……不,哪怕是陌生人,刚认识的那种,来,我们来试一下。” Really does not have the means with you, good.” “真拿你没办法,好吧。” Hello, first meeting, my name was Han Meimei.” “你好,初次见面,我叫韩梅梅。” Whiz! 嗖! Where had to just the person of understanding had/left your this bastard of sword!” “哪有对刚认识的人出剑的你这混蛋!” This fellow, that impatient wants to ruin the junior middle school English,...... simply is simply same as me. 这家伙,就那么迫不及待的想毁掉初中英语么,简直……简直和我一样。 Falsely reported that the swindler of name shouldn't be punctured?” “谎报姓名的骗子不应该被刺吗?” Even the swindler cannot puncture immediately! Moreover said this is the attempt! Attempt! Like acting in a play! Does the stage name understand?” “就算是骗子也不能立刻就刺出去啊!而且都说了这是尝试!尝试!就像演戏一样!艺名懂么?” Good, we come again.” “好吧,我们再来一遍。” This was right, the attitude was positive, I forgave you. 这就对了嘛,态度积极端正,我原谅你了。 Hello, first meeting, I called Wu Fan.” “你好,初次见面,我叫吴凡。” Whiz! 嗖! You...... you......” I do not know that should say what was good, points at the finger of opposite party to hit to tremble. “你……你啊……”我都不知道该说什么好了,指着对方的手指一直在打哆嗦。 Sorry, heard this name to act subconsciously.” “抱歉,听到这个名字下意识就出手了。” Therefore I use the fictitious name from the beginning the bastard!” “所以我一开始才用假名啊混蛋!” You may understand me, obviously is first meeting, has actually looked like knew many years.” “你可真是了解我,明明是初次见面,却已经像认识了很多年。” Launched the following plot unexpectedly arbitrarily! Good, such then also good.” “竟然擅自展开后续剧情了!好吧,就这么接着也行。” „Our was a friend right.” “我们这算是朋友了对吧。” Calculates that...... is. „ I answered unusual was reluctant, calculated? Calculates? Calculates? “算……算是吧。“我答的非常勉强,算么?算么?算么? As the friend, please must make me puncture hundred million.” “作为朋友,请务必让我刺亿下。” Wait wait/Etc. etc., why you must puncture one just to know that actually looked like knew very long friend! What do you have to misunderstand to the friend?!” “等等等等,为什么你非要刺一个刚认识却像认识了很久的朋友!你是不是对朋友有什么误解?!” Can't puncture?” “不能刺吗?” Naturally cannot!” “当然不能!” Good.” “好吧。” You were very regrettable!!” “你还很遗憾了!!” As the friend, please select money taking advantage of me.” “作为朋友,请借我点钱。” „......” “……” „......” “……” What's wrong, this is not considered as the matter that among the friends can do.” “怎么,这难道不算是朋友之间会做的事么。” „For those......” “是到是……” Lends money!” The slender white hands, extend directly toward my face on, had American old hobo that taste. “借钱!”纤纤玉手,直接往我脸上伸过来,有美利坚老hobo那味了。 I......” step back. “我……”退后一步。 Lends money!” Goes forward one step. “借钱!”上前一步。 You......” step back again. “你……”再退后一步。 Lends money!” Goes forward two steps. “借钱!”上前两步。 Ok, you puncture.” I sighed, the uphold forehead of accepting fate. “算了,你还是刺吧。”我叹息一声,认命的抬起额头。 Where this has certainly is not right, covers the plum to operate the three-time forehead, I am lost in thought that why, this is why, I want to become friends, now becomes friends that dangerously? 这一定是有哪里不对劲,捂着梅开三度的额头,我陷入了沉思,为什么,这到底是为什么,我只是想交个朋友而已,现在交朋友都那么危险的吗? It is not right, I do not want to become friends, did I for what, why the bewildered forehead cover entirely the scar? I want to speak obviously well, wants by this world gentle treatment, even this small desire, unable to realize obviously? 不对,我也不是想交朋友来着,那我到底是为了什么,为什么莫名其妙的额头就布满了伤痕?我明明只是想好好说话,明明只是想被这个世界温柔的对待而已,连这个小小的愿望,都已经无法实现了吗? Right, I said to you from the beginning what is coming?” Intelligence quotient insufficient I, the reread machine has not even been able to be competent, can only seek help from book. “对了,我一开始对你说了什么来着?”智商不够用的我,连复读机都已经无法胜任,只能向本子娜求助。 I think that you will stay the period of time on the tree.” “我以为你会在树上多呆一阵子。” On tree is the unnecessary bastard.” I, book must...... that anything...... what olive oil study female dragon anything's there to run toward that these days daily, said that debugs anything, high-end terminology that big group of I cannot understand in any case, does not know also thinks that is what secret rubber man brief meeting, the evil god hand manages the tasting and so on. “树上是多余的混蛋。”我记起来了,这段时间本子娜天天都要往那个……那个什么……什么橄榄油研究女龙什么的那儿跑,说是调试什么的,反正一大堆我听不懂的高端术语,不知道的还以为是什么秘密胶佬碰头会啊,邪神手办品鉴会啊之类的。 In brief, can understand that is cultivates for her, the promotion strength, almost this enough, in fact, the strength of this fellow had truly been increased, but I was not promoted many much clearly, the improvement scope was much big, had arrived at what boundary. 总之,可以理解为她是去修炼,提升实力,差不多这样就够了,事实上,这家伙的实力确实有所提升,只是我也不是很清楚到底提升了多少,提升幅度多大,已经到了什么境界。 After all, I become friends never looked that her strength is not strong,...... the moral integrity are in any case more than me. 毕竟,我交朋友从来不看她实力强不强,反正……节操都比我多。 Then my own was enough, does not need Olivet to help debug.” Book straightens up, highlights slenderly plentiful, slender healthy, the color air/Qi full figure, making one think of the setting-up exercise coach. “接下来我自己就行了,已经不需要奥莉薇雅帮忙调试了。”本子娜伸了伸腰,凸显出纤细丰满,修长健美,色气满满的身段,让人不禁想到热身操教练。 I meant, setting-up exercise, Coach. 我是说,热身操,教练。 What level therefore you now are?” How recently was busy concave tiles Uncle Walter, to had not cared this person of princess, I thought occasionally took Han, at this time should weed out Ailloud. “所以你现在是什么水平?”最近都忙着怎么阴瓦尔特大叔,到是没怎么关心这人偶公主了,我觉得作为韩梅梅,这时候应该薅阿尤了。 Can try?” The opposite casts a provocative vision. “要试试?”对面投来一个挑衅目光。 That anything...... I was just punched recently.” “那啥……我最近刚被人揍了一顿。” Oh.” Uncle Walter of good mood beckons , indicating the criminal here, I have not managed him, is imagining bang, the battle qi overflow, exposed hid many years of Saiyan identities, continued to say. “噢。”好心情的瓦尔特大叔招招手,表示犯人在此,我没理他,想象着自己砰一下,斗气外溢,暴露了隐藏多年的赛亚人身份,继续道。 „Should you, not produce won my misconception competently?” “你该不会,就产生了能干赢我的错觉吧?” Although I in the paradise of dragon am very weak, but in any case is also base and low alliance No. 1 powerhouse! 虽然我在龙之乐园里是很弱,但好歹也是卑微的联盟第一强者呀! Olivet said that what now most can stimulate my potential is the actual combat, I most deficient is also combat experience.” “奥莉薇雅说了,现在最能激发我潜力的是实战,我最缺乏的也是战斗经验。” I understood, you want to say the entire Holy See mountain, now only then I with being your opponent right.” I have ulterior motives, enlarges the voice intentionally, the evil intention instigates. “我明白了,你是想说整个教廷山,现在只有我配做你的对手了对吧。”我心怀叵测,故意拉大嗓音,恶意挑拨。 Although no one manages me radically and that's the end. 虽然根本没人理我就是了。 „For those not.” “到不是。” „Can why you challenge the Hell difficulty? Asks your good partner to practice not well.” “那为什么你非得挑战地狱难度?找你的好搭档去练习不好么。” I, does not have the means to use the sword to the friend.” “我这人,对朋友没办法出剑。” Got it, I understood completely, Han Meimei and Li thunder finished, master azure knot. 明白了,我完全明白了,韩梅梅和李雷结束了,爷青结。 Anything did not say, tidied up, went home. 啥也不说,收拾好了,回家吧。 ... 。。。
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