ROD :: Volume #36

#3542: Collects ten


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** By a quick person step speed, I catch up with Evil Dragon to exceed her with ease, first intrudes the front door of Olivet family/home. 凭借快人一步的速度,我轻松的追上恶龙蕾娜并超越她,抢先闯入奥莉薇雅家的大门。 Do not ask, asked to/clashes! 不要问,问就是冲! Gave up any idea of!” The back transmits the Evil Dragon tenderness to reprimand. “休想!”背后传来恶龙蕾娜的娇斥。 Sees only her slippery shovel, drills from my crotch, then the slam on the brakes, cultivate/repair long leg very to lift again straightly, make to hang upside down the potential of gold/metal hook. 只见她一个滑铲,从我的胯下钻过去,然后急刹车,再把笔直修挺的长腿一抬,做出倒挂金钩之势。 Tip of the toe likely parking pile, pestle in that. 脚尖像停车桩似的,杵在那。 Had an extraordinary personality saying that flushed quick, egg broken. 曾经有位伟人说过,冲的有多快,蛋就有多碎。 Kicks facing the Evil Dragon fishing law enforcement -type drill crotch, my whole body most delicate that egg......, is the softest that heart, like this was broken. 面对恶龙蕾娜钓鱼执法式的钻裆踢,我全身上下最柔弱的那颗蛋……啊呸,是最柔软的那颗心,就这样碎了。 How she can like this, oneself be pregnant, doesn't plan to give other girl opportunities? 她怎么能这样,难道自己怀孕了,就不打算给其他女孩机会? The intention is what kind of evil and cruel, after going back, I must calumniate somebody to superiors to the girls, what making the small female dragon feel the Japanese-style campus 80. 用心是何等的歹毒,回去以后我一定要向女孩们打小报告,让小母龙感受一下什么叫日式校园八零。 However waits, after waste material class/flow breaking an engagement class/flow, recently probably was popular 80 classes? 不过等等,继废材流退婚流以后,最近好像流行八零流? Such a does, to give in vain small female dragon protagonist opening? 这么一搞,岂不是白送小母龙一个主角开局? The book title I thought that after underage JK I was pregnant, passed through to the different world perhaps to protect belly child even/including God can also kill. 书名我都想好了,未成年JK的我怀孕后穿越到异世界为了保护肚子里的孩子说不定连神也能杀死。 In the brain flashes through some not to have instantaneously, the body obeys the most masculine instinct, both hands is covering the crotch, the eyes stares raised, the mouth spits the foam, sways several, poured a Pingsha to fall wild goose. 脑子里瞬间闪过这些有的没的,身体遵照着最原始的男性本能,双手捂裆,双眼凸瞪,口吐白沫,摇摇晃晃几下,倒了个平沙落雁式。 Obviously...... on difference............ 明明……就差……一步…… The body of beautiful young girl who does not want to look at the bastard! 美少女的身体谁不想看啊混蛋! Soul lonely when field of flowers wanders back and forth jumps repeatedly horizontally, model/pattern light reflects light five feelings catch some sounds indistinctly. 灵魂孤独的在花田来回徘徊反复横跳之时,范光返照般的五感隐约捕捉到一些动静。 The Evil Dragon opening the door sound, in the room transmits the steam the sound, the sound that the glass warehouse opens, the sound that the liquid falls, the shouts, conversation sound that as well as talked in whispers. 恶龙蕾娜的开门声,房间里传来蒸汽的声音,玻璃仓打开的声音,液体倾洒的声音,呼唤声,以及窃窃私语的交谈声。 When I get strength back, stands slowly, the entrance is standing straightly two people, a valiant conduct, as if in that swayed racket. 等我缓过劲来,缓缓站直的时候,门口笔直站着两人,一副英姿飒爽的做派,仿佛在那摆拍。 Double combines. 正是久违的双娜组合。 You......” I have a big shock looks to book , left and right, from all sides, inside and outside...... “你……”我大惊失色的看向本子娜,上上下下,左左右右,前前后后,里里外外…… Sorry, is really not inside and outside good, the meeting deceased person, the alloy skull cannot preserve. 抱歉,里里外外是真的不行,会死人的,合金头盖骨都保不住。 Like this took a look at book after carefully, I reveal the disappointed color, insipid sighing. 这样仔仔细细打量了一番本子娜以后,我露出失望之色,索然无味的叹了一口气。 What, hasn't this changed completely?” “什么呀,这不是完全没变化么?” Book that book, the hair is one inchs, the eye big point, the nail long has not left, even clothes/armor that set has not traded, actually can remind the color air/Qi designs of various types of books obviously conservatively. 本子娜还是那个本子娜,头发没长一寸,眼睛没大一分,指甲没长一离,甚至连衣服都还是那一套没换,明明保守却总能让人联想到各种本子的色气款式。 Is nothing changes in brief, white transformation. 简而言之就是没有任何变化,白改造了。 Otherwise you think that what I will have to change?” After transforming book seems to be happy, very big digs down one to make the dead big hole, waits for me to jump downward. “不然你以为我会有什么变化?”改造完毕后的本子娜似乎心情很好,十分大度的挖下一个作死大坑,等着我往下跳。 What four limbs transform wheel, doesn't feel very cool? Countless facts showed, two legs run four legs, four legs run four wheels, not only this will make you very , will also make your speed quickly.” “四肢改造成车轮什么的,不觉得很酷吗?无数的事实证明,两条腿跑不过四条腿,四条腿跑不过四个轮,这不仅会让你变得很酷,还会让你速度变得更快。” „, Can become quick, having following...... is so quick?” “哦,会变得有多快呢,有接下来……那么快吗?” Book pulls out her signboard thin sword slowly, played an attractive sword flower, eying covetously visits me, this fellow will transform from now on the heart is narrow and small as always, the character was also hot tempered, the words had not said that two planned to use force. 本子娜缓缓掏出她的招牌细剑,耍了一个漂亮的剑花,虎视眈眈的看着我,这家伙改造过后心胸还是一如既往的狭小,性格也暴躁,话才没说两句就打算使用武力了。 You thought that your marvelous ability enters greatly, can flutter, told you, progress may continue your, right......?” The vision looks to side, the Evil Dragon form has actually vanished, under my heart is not wonderful, wants to make the response is too late. “你觉得你神功大进,就可以飘了,告诉你,进步的可不止你一个,对吧……嗯?”目光瞄向旁边,恶龙蕾娜的身影却已经消失,我心下不妙,想做反应已经太迟了。 The back transmits the dribbling to hit the familiar feeling of person, wonderful at the same time, locked on the other side to restrain by a pair of slender powerful arm firmly. 背后传来带球撞人的熟悉感觉,美妙的同时,也被一双纤细有力的胳膊牢牢反锁勒住。 Gou life/command, the pregnant woman kills people!!! 苟命啊,孕妇杀人啦!!! I think that book elegant marvelous ability accomplishment, said before what also important person, manifests a presence a attire beer, hits to hit the face, has not thought that this boy strength became stronger, is not thinking poor ** the idea rich long conscience, the thoughts sinister, familiar doubles repertoire performs again. 我以为本子娜神功大成,说什么也要人前显圣一番装装啤,打打脸,没想到这厮实力变强了,不想着穷**计富长良心,心思还是那么的阴险,熟悉的双打套路再次上演。 You, long dessert.” I am covering the forehead single-handedly, is pointing at two people single-handedly, hates bitterly. “你们啊,长点心吧。”我一手捂着额头,一手指着二人,痛心疾首。 two bullies one, doesn't feel bashful?” 两个欺负一个,难道就不觉得害臊吗?” You were often not shouting takes one to hit ten?” The small female dragon is not ashamed, instead is plausible. “你不是经常喊着要一个打十个吗?”小母龙不以为耻,反而振振有词。 I shouted right, but I meant that must hit ten, you two! It is not ten I do not hit, or selects either ten only! Nine eight seven are not good!” “我是喊了没错,但我是说要打十个,你们才两个啊!不是十个我不打,要么单挑要么十个!九个八个七个都不行!” This saying said, sees double in that mumbling, is pulling the finger, once for a while throws the look that harbors evil intentions to let behind me round of cool, feels nervous at heart, the speech trembles. 这话说完,就见双娜在那叽里咕噜,扳着手指头,时不时投来不怀好意的眼神让我背后发凉,心里发慌,说话发颤。 What are you saying secretly? What evil idea is hitting? Always why does not think, are you person?” “你们在偷偷说些什么?在打什么歪主意?为什么总是不想好的,你们还是人吗?” Sorry, is not.” Double with one voice. “抱歉,都不是。”双娜异口同声。 That was really...... is also sorry. 那还真是……抱歉了。 Actually also has nothing, is collects makes up the number, looked that can find ten people to punch you.” “其实也没什么,就是凑凑数,看能不能找到十个人把你揍一顿。” „......” “……” You take a look, what said is the logical expression, was sorry that you are not the person, I made a mistake. 你瞧瞧,说的是人话么,抱歉你们不是人嗷,我又搞错了。 However on the other hand, although you are not the person, but you are really the dogs. 但是话说回来,虽然你们不是人,但是你们真的是狗。 Also wants to collect ten people to punch my unexpectedly? I do not blow with you, my Druid Wu Fan of noble character and high prestige, enjoys doing charitable things, has wide acquaintance the rivers and lakes good friend, is called Diablo little Meng to taste, the inherited receiving a guest mountain village, the family/home opens the orphanage, the alliance big good man, the big dragon is on intimate terms with me, five masters and I have the nodding acquaintance, except for the disciple of your two treason and heresy repaying good with evil, could not find the enemy. 竟然还想凑十个人揍我一顿?我不是跟你们吹,我德鲁伊吴凡德高望重,乐善好施,广交江湖好友,人称暗黑小孟尝,祖传迎客山庄,家开孤儿院,联盟大善人,巨龙与我称兄道弟,五爷与我也有点头之交,除了你们两个大逆不道以怨报德之徒,根本找不到敌人。 Let alone, the paradise of here dragon, I thought where you go to look for ten! 更别说,这里还是龙之乐园,我看你去哪找十个! Very good, simultaneous/uniform living.” “很好,齐活了。” Nanie?! This is impossible!!! 纳尼?!这不可能!!! Truly, combines besides double at present, presented one group of threatening fellows. 确实,眼前除了双娜组合以外,出现了一群气势汹汹的家伙。 Boss said that can punch pet owner heartily, the crystal comes.” Also does not know that was displayed the rubbish reincarnation to recharge the Resurrection coin, standing that the fallen dead crystal boasted shamelessly a moment ago at this time before me. “蕾娜老大说可以尽情揍饲主一顿,水晶就来了。”也不知道是被施展了秽土转生还是充值了复活币,刚才已经倒毙的水晶此时大言不惭的站在我面前。 Heard that had may collect us to come lively.” Five colors corps by flickering time is always competitive, insistent doing dead energy has the wind of nag very much. “听说有热闹可凑我们就来了。”五色战队被忽悠的时候从来不落人后,一马当先的作死精神很有老马之风。 Said the man mother, so long as punches mother will appear.” Qi reason is ordinarier, the significance that but contains is not very ordinary. “蕾娜说只要揍妈妈的男人妈妈就会出现。”琪露诺的理由普通一些,但蕴含的意义很不普通。 The fools who even if so, do not fear death these flickered still well, ten person that were also by far not...... 就算如此,把这些不怕死的笨蛋都忽悠来了也好,十个人那也是远远不…… Who your two ultra suspicious masked man is the bastard! 你们两个超可疑的蒙面人到底是谁呀混蛋! In the crowd presented the two super suspicious uncle, is hoodwinking the face, disguises the mysterious person, is thrusting out big belly, is grasping the root smoke pole. 人群之中出现了两个超级可疑的大叔,蒙着脸,假装神秘人,一个腆着大肚子,一个握着根烟杆。 You were suspicious to the exposed status well! 你们都可疑到暴露身份了好么! We were passed by.” The big belly masked man pinches the throat, the jar sound jar air/Qi: Listens to my daughter...... cough cough, heard that here can punch the person to collect one free.” “我们是路过的。”大肚子蒙面人捏起嗓子,瓮声瓮气:“听我女儿……咳咳,听说这里可以免费揍人就来凑一手。” I am also, the smoking anger was a little recently prosperous, always wants to make me smelly the fellow before the daughter stress the pain to punch some wear strange capes.” Is pregnant in any case also to want the face, this takes the smoke pole has stolen openly. “我也是,最近抽烟火气有点旺,总想把一些穿着奇怪斗篷让我在女儿面前出糗的家伙抓来痛揍一顿。”大肚子好歹还要点脸,这拿着烟杆的已经是明抢了。 Joins along with the anonymous wearing a mask odd person old father-in-law, the atmosphere becomes dangerous. 伴随着不愿意透露身份的蒙面怪人老岳父加入,气氛变得险恶起来。 Wait.” My Kang's hand, felt oneself can also rescue. “等等。”我一个尔康之手,觉得自己还能抢救一下。 Population to not on, to not on.” “人数还是对不上,对不上吧。” Probably is also.” Evil Dragon counted the number, worrying, probably the person were many, whom should remove, everyone wants to punch this fool Druid appearance. “好像也是。”恶龙蕾娜数了数,犯了难,好像人多了一个,该去掉谁呢,大家都很想揍这笨蛋德鲁伊的样子。 Person, was short of one.” I pushed the bridge of the nose, powerful directional double combined, resembles concluded the god of death elementary student of murderer/culprit. “人,少了一个。”我推了推鼻梁,强而有力的指向双娜组合,似是断定了真凶的死神小学生。 After several seconds of silence , the small female dragon shows the bright smile, sees a play Olivet who toward side. 数秒钟的寂静后,小母龙露出灿烂笑容,往旁边看戏的奥莉薇雅一拉。 Sufficed.” “够了。” Well?” “咦?” Olivet, even do you also want to betray me?” “奥莉薇雅,连你也要背叛我吗?” Even if you said that...... we just knew probably, by the words of relations I and naturally is more intimate.” Olivet analyzes one wave calmly, felt oneself have not stood wrong. “就算你这么说……我们好像刚认识吧,论关系的话我和蕾娜自然是更亲近。”奥莉薇雅冷静分析一波,觉得自己没站错。 You do all kinds of evil things, help a tyrant do evil, these two, either are the fools, either is the violence is crazy, either is catches a fish by hand bored the putting on weight middle-aged person, they do not understand, haven't you understood?” I do not give up not abandoning, try to touch Olivet, urging the person...... to urge dragon Weishan. “你这是为非作歹,助纣为虐,这些一个两个,要么是笨蛋,要么是暴力狂,要么是无聊摸鱼发福中年人,他们不懂,难道你还不懂吗?”我不放弃不抛弃,试图打动奥莉薇雅,劝人……劝龙为善。 Olivet is lost in thought that seemed moved by my major principle, long time, she raised the head, the look gradually strengthens. 奥莉薇雅陷入沉思,似乎被我一番大道理打动了,良久,她抬起头,眼神逐渐坚定。 Doing all kinds of evil things...... this matter isn't very interesting?” “为非作歹……这种事不是很有趣么?” „......” “……” First slightly, the paternal grandmother in heaven, very sorry, I have not wanted good to write anything to be punched to you. 前略,天国的奶奶,很抱歉,我还没想好给你写点什么就被揍了。 reversal of the wheel of fortune, returns to the dwelling, seven forms like drying in the sun the salt fish were hung upside down are hanging before the front door, respectively is the five colors corps, the crystal, Qi, was simultaneous/uniform living. 风水轮流转,回到住处,七条身影像晾咸鱼一样被倒吊着挂在大门前,分别是五色战队,水晶,琪露诺,也是齐活了。 The mouth was stopped up, they can only exude the angry and not sound no use. 嘴巴被堵,她们只能发出愤怒而无助的唔唔声。 Fool pet owner, puts the crystal to get down a bit faster, the crystal must fight 300 rounds with you.” This is the fierce gentleman crystal, she swallowed down to the sock that three days of her mouth has not washed my stopper unexpectedly hardly, what kind of appetite, is greedy, I am willing to call you to strongly. “笨蛋饲主,快点放水晶下来,水晶要和你大战三百回合。”这是猛士水晶,她竟然将我塞到她嘴里的三天没洗的袜子给硬吞下去了,何等胃口,何等嘴馋,我愿称你为最强。 Fishes out the second pair of sock to make up, I no longer pay attention to be obstinate and argumentative the player, the vision fall to the chief criminal on, their vigilant exhibiting stances, greatly you dare like the crystal to my me with you put together the stance. 摸出第二对袜子补上,我不再理会嘴强选手,目光落到罪魁祸首身上,她们警惕的摆出架势,大有一副你敢像水晶那样对我我就和你拼了的架势。 I naturally do not have the means such to treat them, how saying that is also the beautiful young girl, must is more refined. 我自然没办法那样对待她们,怎么说也是美少女,须得雅致一些。 You felt, you have won?” I am putting up the leg, sitting of being as deep as a well on the stool, suspended void ding commander. “你们是不是觉得,你们已经赢了?”我架着腿,高深莫测的坐在凳子上,摆了个虚空碇司令。 Actually you have lost.” Does not wait for them to reply, I did push the sunglasses......? Good, I pushed the eyelash, the inflamed eye socket transmits punctures the sore feeling. “其实你们已经输了。”不等她们回答,我推了推墨镜……没有?好吧,我推了推眼睫毛,红肿的眼眶传来刺疼感觉。 Old father-in-law that fist, Walter that smoke pole, hurts strangely, cannot look down upon the middle-aged person and old person. 老岳父那拳头啊,瓦尔特那烟杆啊,还是怪疼的,不能看不起中老年人。 What day is today? Day that book goes out, is her scenery auspicious day, takes a look at you, what was used to make the valuable time? Waste on me! Is worth?! How many chapter of contents shouldn't with describe the book elegant strength to rise sharply this matter well? You must reduce from female protagonist to has led the passer-by female matched, hasn't this related?” “今天是什么日子?本子娜出关的日子,是她风光的好日子,瞧瞧你们,都把宝贵的时机用来做什么了?浪费在我身上!值得吗?!不是应该好好用几章内容描述一下本子娜实力大涨这回事吗?你就要从女主角沦落到一笔带过的路人女配了,这样也没关系吗?” Hates bitterly!!!” “痛心疾首啊!!!” You look, this fool is also speaking some cynical remark.” “你瞧,这笨蛋又在说些怪话了。” Who did not say that the monkey is such, is not one day two days, absolutely is not because I puncture the reason of his forehead frequently.” “谁说不是呢,猴子是这样的了,已经不是一天两天了,绝对不是因为我经常刺他额头的缘故。” He said a moment ago you are female protagonist.” “他刚才说你是女主角耶。” Sorry, the person and monkey are not possible, loses heart, desperate, abnormal, disgusting, the narcissism, picks the coconut tree.” “抱歉,人和猴子是不可能的,死心吧,绝望吧,变态,恶心,自恋,摘椰子去吧。” „It is not, what relations does this and pick the coconut tree to have?” “不是,这和摘椰子有什么关系?” „Was your emphasis also too rather strange?” “你的关注点未免也太怪了吧?” Other are the traps, I easily will not step on.” “其他槽点都是陷阱,我才不会轻易踩下去。” Oh no, should not be a moment ago one intelligence quotient that punches the monkey punching?” “糟糕,该不会是刚才一顿揍把猴子的智商给揍出来了吧?” Has this possibility, after all had arrived at the lower limit, cannot be low.” “有这个可能,毕竟已经到了下限,不能再低了。” I should make Olivet install five pairs of bogies to you, making you launch on moon Evil Dragon!” I am angry, the crazy nozzle water, making the different world people unable to feel the secret language of head one after another. “我就应该让奥莉薇雅给你装上五对负重轮,让你把恶龙蕾娜发射到月亮上面去!”我大怒,狂喷口水,让异世界人摸不着脑袋的黑话一句接着一句。 No matter how said, is that familiar flavor, the person occasionally princess fellow, the character has not changed, really does not know that should regret or relax. 不管怎么说,还是那熟悉的味道,人偶公主这家伙,性格一点都没变,真不知道该惋惜还是松口气。 ... 。。。
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