**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Hey! 噫！ Book this action, making me hit three seconds of chill, the goosebumps had one. 本子娜这一举动,让我足足打了三秒钟的恶寒,鸡皮疙瘩起了一身。 You said that your well wicked young married woman, what sells to sprout/moe? 你说你好好一个恶婆娘,卖什么萌？ Did wait/etc, sell to sprout/moe? 等等,卖萌？ This non- book, according to me informed verbally very much, she sells the method of sprouting/moe to carry the thin sword to puncture only directly toward my forehead. 这很不本子娜,据我说知,她唯一卖萌的手段就是拎着细剑直接朝我额头刺过来。 Is it possible that...... 莫非…… The recollection slight movement manner, can find the villain unexpectedly occasionally with a Princess loli’s shadow, but where said looks like, could not say a reason why, three types of thing collected the same place probably, had the chemical reaction to fuse a brand-new thing. 回忆刚才的细微动作神态,竟能找到小人偶和萝莉公主的一丝影子,但说哪里像,也说不出个所以然,就好像三种玩意凑一块,产生化学反应融合成了一种崭新的玩意。 Will sell the thing that moe. 会卖萌的玩意。 You are not that book who I know! 你不是我认识的那个本子娜！ But has to acknowledge, truly very moe, even made me have first that feeling of seeing Princess loli. 但不得不承认,确实挺萌,甚至让我产生了第一眼见到萝莉公主的那份感觉。 To be how good, seems like her to be as if all right, fused that segment Huiyi smoothly. 怎么样都好,看起来她似乎没事了,顺利将那段回忆融合了。 Even from this was born a ship new species! 甚至由此诞生了一种船新的物种！ „It is not, you said reason things out, why does she want damage with no reason at all I?” “不是,你们说说理,她干嘛无缘无故要伤害我？” As if sways after violently , the Cola that uncaps is common, the forehead is spurting the ultra-large quantity blood fog, I can ignore cleaning, points at book, complains to other girls indignantly. 仿佛猛烈摇晃后开盖的可乐一般,额头喷着超大量血雾,我顾不得擦拭,手指本子娜,向其他女孩愤愤控诉。 The foreword withdraws, I had the serious misconception a moment ago absolutely, this is book who I know right. 前言撤回,我刚才绝对是产生了严重的错觉,这是我认识的本子娜没错。 „, Also please must engage in introspection well own words and deeds.” Does not love my Tiya little girl, the publication does not love my opinion again. “凡凡,也请务必好好反省一下自己的言行举止哦。”已经不爱我的蒂亚小丫头,再次发表不爱我的言论。 However! 但是！ „In other words, so long as I do not expose weaknesses, does not need to engage in introspection right.” “也就是说,只要我不露出破绽,就不用反省对吧。” I really have am engaging in introspection well, the custom and oneself thought aloud wrote the custom on face the concern that was changes well, was the time steps the Sir steps that the happy anger did not show. 我确实有在好好反省,自己自言自语的习惯和把心事写在脸上的习惯,是得好好改一改了,是时候踏上喜怒不形于色的大人阶梯了。 „Theoretically...... probably.” little girl to is honest, regarding my serious misinterpreting word meaning, does not think the anger, after ponder nod of instead pushes someone take on a difficult job, facial expression complex affirmation this evil way method, but supplements one immediately. “理论上来说……大概。”小丫头到是诚实,对于我严重的曲解词义,不以为怒,几经思考后反而勉为其难的点了点头,神情复杂的肯定了这种邪道手段,但随即补充一句。 „But I thought that is very difficult.” “但是我觉得对凡凡来说很难。” Crack a joke! 开什么玩笑！ I thought that own intelligence quotient by serious shame, what reason is will make Tiya have the so huge misunderstanding? 我觉得自己的智商被严重羞辱了,到底是什么原因才会让蒂亚产生如此巨大的误会？ It seems like makes little girl experience, I to the Sir, actually only missed one...... 看来得让小丫头见识一下,我离大人,其实只差了一张…… Mask! 面具！ Taking does not know where comes is Ral these fellows strange the suspicious merchant with the strange souvenir that buys with the strange bad thoughts gives the strange my strange evil god mask from the strange holiday rite on the strange open-air stall keeper probably. 带上不知道从哪里来大概又是拉尔那些家伙从奇怪的节日祭典里在奇怪的露天摊贩上跟奇怪的可疑商人买下的奇怪的纪念品怀着奇怪的不良心思送给奇怪的我的奇怪的邪神面具。 In brief is very strange. 总之是很怪。 As the matter stands no one could see my expression. 这样一来谁也看不见我的表情了。 I chin up and chest out, catching up book with long hurried strides, blocks her, was in front of her to raise up the middle finger, the lip shivered, suddenly the pig advanced vigorously made a liner. 我昂首挺胸,大步流星的追上本子娜,将她拦下来,当着她的面竖起了中指,嘴唇颤动,猪突猛进的打出一记直球。 Book is silly bi!!! 本子娜是傻哔！！！ Mortals, you, but can also read my heart again? 凡人,你,还能再读我的心吗？ „The mask that......, you wear is the half-length mask, does not have second half side.” Dangling view that Tiya some were not cruel enough. “那个……凡凡,你戴的面具是半身面具哦,没有下半边的。”顿了顿,蒂亚有些不忍心的垂下眼帘。 „Then is, Nana speaks the lip language.” “然后就是,娜娜懂唇语。” First slightly, the paternal grandmother in heaven. 前略,天国的奶奶。 Slightly slightly slightly. 略略略略略。 Drops out has poured in pool of blood somebody, no matter, looks at that form that the front heroic bearing is glowing, gentle such as Eika Layh, cannot bear purse the lips titter. 抛下已经倒在血泊之中的某人不管,瞧着前面英姿焕发的那道身影,文静如艾卡莱伊,也忍不住抿嘴偷笑起来。 „Nana, very happy appearance.” She is walking with Tiya shoulder to shoulder, intent has referred. “娜娜,很开心的样子。”她和蒂亚并肩走着,意有所指。 „Isn't this very?” Tiya assumes an air of self approbation, does not know that has not understood is playing the fool. “这不是很好吗？”蒂亚摇头晃脑,也不知道是没听懂还是在装傻。 „Nana, a righteous appearance.” Eika Layh has not given up , to continue the thorough topic. “娜娜,一副理直气壮的样子。”艾卡莱伊没有放弃,继续深入话题。 „Isn't this very?” Tiya assumes an air of self approbation , to continue to play the fool. “这不是很好吗？”蒂亚摇头晃脑,继续装傻。 Looks appearance that the Horadric small princess oil salt is not entering, Eika Layh did not plan to keep guessing, direct topic. 瞧着赫拉迪克小公主油盐不进的样子,艾卡莱伊也不打算卖关子了,直接点题。 „One unexpectedly is my first as the matter stands cannot be snatched could make a move finally righteously the appearance.” “一副原来竟然是我先的这样一来就不能算是抢了终于或许可以理直气壮的出手了的样子。” „Breathes out ~~ ~ do not let Nana hear.” “嘘~~~别让娜娜听到了。” Laughing foolishly HOLD on Tiya face continuously finally, gives the hand signal that keeps silent hastily. 蒂亚脸上的傻笑终于HOLD不住了,连忙摆出噤声的手势。 „Sorry, because Nana's present appearance was too lovable, the probably long-desired toy finally found the reason to buy appearance that therefore wants to buy impatiently.” “抱歉,因为娜娜现在的模样太可爱了,就好像心仪已久的玩具终于找到理由去买于是迫不及待想要买回来的样子。” „To buy impatiently, but does not want other to know that she likes this toy, such Nana is right.” “是迫不及待想买回来但是又不想让其他人知道她喜欢这个玩具,这样的娜娜才对。” Eika Layh's sharp complained stimulated the fighting spirit of Tiya, she did not want to fall behind, firepower full, if walked in the front person princess hears this dialogue occasionally, body that perhaps that four wings powerhouse was also hard to puncture, will immediately become tattered and torn. 艾卡莱伊的犀利吐槽激发了蒂亚的斗志,她不甘人后,火力全开,若是走在前头的人偶公主听到这番对话,恐怕那四翼强者也难以打穿的身躯,立刻就会变得千疮百孔。 Said, two people smile as if by prior agreement. 这么说完,两人不约而同的笑起来。 „What are you chatting?” Feels subtly pushed aside, curious collects. “你们在聊些什么？”感受到一丝微妙被排挤的蕾奥娜,好奇的凑上去。 „Understood understood, did not understand said did not understand.” “懂的都懂了,不懂的说了也不懂。” „!” “哇！” Facing sudden rising appears suddenly, and puts arms around shoulders somebody who a big shot teaches moe the new tone, receives the four limbs developed simpleminded person to suppose, the body first brain one step reacted, attacks with heavy blows. 面对忽然诈尸式出现并且勾肩搭背一副大佬教训萌新口吻的某人,蕾奥娜秉承着四肢发达头脑简单的人设,身体先大脑一步做出了反应,重拳出击。 „Therefore Wu Fan your excellency did understand?” Looks that the body mounts in some Druid to wall completely, Eika Layh asks curiously. “所以吴凡阁下看懂了吗？”看着身体完全镶嵌到墙里的某德鲁伊,艾卡莱伊好奇问道。 „This is not simple.” Speaking of this me may be enthusiastic, flash on full blood same place Resurrection. “这还不简单。”说到这个我可来劲了,一瞬间就满血原地复活。 „Certainly is because fuses all memories in smoothly.” “一定是因为顺利融合里所有的记忆。” „Un un, then.” “嗯嗯,然后呢。” „Strength increases, therefore was happy that do not think I do not know, that second, beforehand she can only puncture 732 a moment ago, now can puncture over 1000 unexpectedly.” “实力大增,所以高兴呗,别以为我不知道,刚才那一秒钟,以前的她只能刺出七百三十二,现在竟然能刺出一千以上。” My tone disdains, cricket book, the strength promoted that a wee bit to start to let success go to the head, you left the four wings. 我语气不屑,蛐蛐本子娜,实力提升了那么一丁点就开始得意忘形了,你离四翼还远着呢。 „Moreover I also saw a point.” Pushed the bridge of the nose, I said that the front inference is only the appetizer, the following words are the real capability. “而且我还看出了一点。”推了推鼻梁,我表示前面的推断只是开胃菜,接下来的话才是真功夫。 „According to my long-term observation, in the Tiya situation on the scene, this fellow will restrain slightly, usually is 732, Tiya in the words only then about 500, but this time, she has not restrained, without taking into consideration, what did this explain? Bumps the friends, actually did this explain what? Did not need me to explain!” “根据我的长期观察,在蒂亚在场的情况下,这家伙会稍微收敛一下,平时是七百三十二,蒂亚在的话就只有五百左右了,而这一次,她没有收敛,没有顾及了,这说明了什么？碰友们,这究竟说明了什么？不用我多解释了吧！” Grips tightly the fist, I rise spiritedly to get angry get up: „This explained that that person of occasionally princess already is not serious and friendship of Tiya, no longer cares about me is Tiya's husband, did not plan to the Tiya face!” 紧握拳头,我奋起怒起:“这说明了,那人偶公主已经不把和蒂亚的友情当一回事,不再顾及我是蒂亚的丈夫,不打算给蒂亚面子了！” „.” Tiya first crooked. “哦。”蒂亚头一歪。 „You anything, this is the big event! The response was too desolate!” “你哦个啥哦呀,这是大事件！反应太冷淡了吧！” „Thought that what response I should reveal is quite good?” “凡凡觉得我该露出什么样的反应比较好呢？” „Dies by heartbreak! Anger! Firmly decides!” “伤心欲绝！愤怒不已！痛下决心！” „Said, also to this/should setting firm resolve time.” Tiya is stroking gently the charming lovable small chin, is walking according to my script obviously, but this felt void the bottom what's the matter, always feels both of us not on a channel. Tiya our really couple? “说的也是呢,也是到了该下定决心的时候了。”蒂亚摩挲着迷人可爱的小下巴,明明是按照我的剧本在走,但这股空虚感到底是怎么回事呢,总感觉我们俩没在一个频道上。蒂亚我们真的还是夫妻吗？ „Do you feel?” Flickering Tiya is inadequate, I thought that Evil Dragon intelligence quotient low point, perhaps is possible. “你觉得呢？”忽悠蒂亚不成,我觉得恶龙蕾娜智商低点,或许有戏。 „You thought that you do not mean what he says.” “你觉得你说话不算话。” „I when I?” Bewildered, what temper this small female dragon loses, how did the topic pull all of a sudden crookedly? “我什么时候了我？”莫名其妙,这小母龙发什么神经,怎么话题一下子扯歪了？ „You just said did not need me to explain, then explained arbitrarily, said was not right.” “你刚说了不用我多解释了吧,然后就擅自解释了一通,说的还不对。” „......” “……” This saying very touched somebody's sore spot, the place that although such chapter of matter but you pay attention to is not obviously right, should be a more important place is right, was just like your family's water pipe to break asked the master to repair, the opposite party passing through the gate overhead was your family gas-jar catches fire. 这话就挺扎心了,虽说是这么回事但你关注的地方明显不对,应该是更重要的地方才对,就好比你家的水管破了请师傅来修理,对方进门当头就是一句你家煤气瓶着火了。 My it meow also knows that caught fire, what I asked you to cultivate/repair was the water pipe is good! Closes the gas-jar anything matter! One side let the gas-jar die( kicks)! 我它喵的也知道着火了呀,但我请你来修的是水管好不好！关煤气瓶什么事！让煤气瓶死一边去啦(踢)！ „Moreover, I have the two issue.” Just choked my also insufficiently, Evil Dragon as if planned to follow up a victory with hot pursuit. “另外,我有两个问题。”刚噎了我一句还不够,恶龙蕾娜似乎打算乘胜追击。 „First, you have the time to calculate that under how many Nana did puncture why not to ride this time to avoid?” “首先,你有功夫去算娜娜刺了多少下为什么就不乘着这个功夫躲开呢？” „Stupid.” I do not spare a glance to this issue: „Must look at the atmosphere, looks at the atmosphere not to understand, if sometimes avoided, next time can die will be more miserable, which corner/horn drop gate Houli refers to the uncertain this sinister virulent person hiding in pulls up the Yin foot occasionally to you.” “愚蠢。”我对这个问题不屑一顾:“得看气氛,看气氛懂不,有时候要是躲开了,下次会死的更惨,指不定这阴险恶毒的人偶会躲在哪个角落门后里给你一记撩阴脚。” The skull is always harder than the sponge body, this does not have the problem. 头盖骨总比海绵体硬,这没毛病。 „That said right, as long as did not think that this answer is very base and low?” Tiya weak raises hand to ask. “话是这么说没错,但凡凡不觉得这个答案很卑微么？”蒂亚弱弱的举手问道。 „I base and low is who harms!” “我卑微都是谁害的！” „I thought that...... is.” “我觉得……是凡凡自己。” „......” “……” „You may little select to do, always do not look for trouble.” The small female dragon also joins the persuasion ranks. “你可少点作死,别老是去招蜂引蝶吧。”小母龙也加入劝说行列。 „Man is romantic you not to understand.” “男人的浪漫你们不懂。” „Obviously, you said makes me have nothing to say in reply rational, but is refuses to accept, therefore found the unclear sleep/felt severe excuse to hoodwink the past appearance forcefully.” “哇,凡凡一副明明你们说的有理让我无言以对但就是不服所以强行找个不明觉厉的理由蒙混过去的样子。” „Dead girl you were getting more and more dissolute recently, halts to me.” “死丫头最近你越来越放肆了,给我站住。” The chase created a disturbance, because in the Horadric clan, I am not good to go too far, abandons Tiya and Evil Dragon quickly puts arms around shoulders. 追逐打闹了一番,因为还在赫拉迪克族,我也不好太过分,很快扔下蒂亚和恶龙蕾娜勾肩搭背一把。 „I said...... ” “我说……蕾娜。” „The second issue.” The small female dragon did not plan the opportunity that obviously gives me to display, picked up the topic suddenly. “第二个问题。”小母龙显然不打算给我发挥的机会,冷不丁的拾起了刚才的话题。 „I want to discuss a matter with you, good good, you first said.” “我想跟你商量点事,好吧好吧,你先说。” „Forehead was punctured 2000 several, really doesn't have the issue?” “额头被刺了两千几下,真的没问题吗？” „A your such saying...... my head truly a little...... a little...... fainted probably......” wiped a forehead, had a look at the dark red palm, I thought that the situation was a little as if serious. “你这么一说……我的头好像确实有点……有一点……晕……”抹了一把额头,看看殷红一片的手心,我觉得情况似乎有点严重。 „You just want with me to discuss that what is coming?” “你刚刚想和我商量什么来着？” „, This matter is this.” Wipes with bottle potion casually, I came energy. “哦,这事是这样的。”拿瓶药水随便抹一抹,我来精神了。 „Can you select the pulverized lime taking advantage of me?” “你能借我点石灰粉么？” :??? 蕾奥娜:？？？ „Am I good taking advantage of your fist, does not use also that type.” “我借你一拳行不行,不用还那种。” „Do not be noisy, I said, pulverized lime.” “别闹,我说真的,石灰粉。” „I thought that you are really deliberately creating trouble, why can I borrow you pulverized lime?” “我看你是真的在胡闹,为什么我非得借你石灰粉？” „Aren't you willing to borrow me the pulverized lime?” I was shocked, this small female dragon digs out, is it possible that also obtained my this Rogue third parsimonious true line? “你连石灰粉都不肯借我？”我震惊了,这小母龙抠搜的,莫非也得到了我这个罗格第三吝啬的真传？ „cough cough , Wu Fan your excellency said should be dragon prestige.” This talking to each other in different languages dialogue, even/including White Dragon the little elder sisters were unable to continue watching, repeatedly cough reminder. “咳咳,蕾娜,吴凡阁下说的应该是龙威。”这场鸡同鸭讲的对话,连白龙小姐姐都看不下去了,连声咳嗽提醒。 „Right, dragon prestige, uses taking advantage of me.” “对对对,龙威,借我一用。” „I am not willing to borrow you pulverized lime, you also think that I do borrow you dragon prestige?” The expression of small female dragon is shocking. “我连石灰粉都不肯借你,你还想我借你龙威？”小母龙的表情更是震惊。 „We are the dragon knights is right.” “我们是龙骑士对吧。” „Riding...... is not right, loving...... is not, bah bah, I meant, had had this matter.” “骑过……不对,爱过……不是,呸呸呸,我的意思是说,曾经有过这回事。” „Once?” I have not paid attention to the Evil Dragon elegant face crimson charmingly the lovable appearance that hurries to correct, Duke Brute looked will turn such, exported yellow, has had no way to turn head. “曾经？”我没有理会恶龙蕾娜俏脸绯红娇羞慌忙纠正的可爱样子,禽兽公爵看多了就是会变成这样子的了,出口成黄,已经没法回头了。 „I think carefully, we disband, avoid after your predecessor, always shouts I to want this dragon knight to have what using.” “我仔细想了想,我们还是散伙吧,省得你人前人后老是嚷嚷着我要这龙骑士有何用。” „It is not, I others had not told that I have told you like this.” “不是,我也没跟别人说呀,我只是跟你这样说过而已。” „Being in front of my was saying that isn't more excessive?!” “当着我面说不是更加过分吗？！” „I crack a joke, to be how useless, at least can not ride?” “我只是开开玩笑,怎么会没用呢,至少能骑不是吗？” „Rides your younger sister!” “骑你妹！” How do you know?! 你怎么知道的？！ Blurting out that I almost frighten, almost, fortunately I am almost quick-witted. 我差点吓的脱口而出,差点差点,还好我机智。 „Isn't really willing to borrow?” “真不愿意借？” „Don't you lend money the reason that uses to talk clearly to lend money?” “你跟人借钱不用说清楚借钱的理由？” „Hadn't I said before?” “我之前没说么？” „Had not said, the ghost knows the pulverized lime in your mouth what's the matter.” “没说,鬼知道你口中的石灰粉是怎么回事。” Looked at a Eika Layh, she shakes the head. 看了一眼艾卡莱伊,她摇了摇头。 Yes, indeed had not said probably. 是哦,好像的确没说。 „Therefore the situation is such......” “所以情况是这样的……” „In other words you want to beat savagely Walter, therefore wants to borrow dragon prestige with me is right.” “也就是说你想暴打瓦尔特一顿,所以想跟我借点龙威对吧。” „Also not just stops is Uncle Walter, seven giant anything......” my embarrassed scratching the head, cast aside Elder Sister White Dragon little afraid, was in front of her saying that will not be angry. “也不单止是瓦尔特大叔吧,还有七巨头什么的……”我不好意思的挠挠头,心虚的撇了白龙小姐姐一眼,当着她的面这么说,不会生气吧。 , Eika Layh will not narrow the eyes to focus, very happy appearance. 并不会,艾卡莱伊眯着眼,挺高兴的样子。 „In that stupid fat dragon bottle gourd sells what medicine......” Evil Dragon to whisper low voice. “那头笨肥龙到底葫芦里卖什么药……”恶龙蕾娜小声嘀咕。 „Also is hopes probably our dragon knight combination can be worthy of the reputation, otherwise later is the child surnamed with whom?” I rare serious analysis. “大概也是希望我们的龙骑士组合能够名副其实吧,不然以后孩子跟谁姓？”我难得一本正经的分析。 „Dies to me!” The charming = violence, I have seen through this small female dragon. “给我死！”娇羞=暴力,我早就看穿了这头小母龙。 „Words swayed in this, for the principle of righteousness , Sir .” “话摆在这了,也是为了大义,给点吧,蕾娜大人,给点。” „Does not give.” “不给。” „Including does not give, are you individual?!” “连一点都不给,你还是个人吗？！” „That also was really skillful.” “那还真是巧了。” „In any event doesn't give?” “无论如何都不给？” „Words cannot say definitely, can give, but, price?” “话也不能说死了,可以给点,但是,代价呢？” I tilted the head thought the long time, pulled out one thing from inventory, giving the thumbs-up smiles. 我歪头想了半晌,从物品栏里掏出一样东西,竖起大拇指爽朗一笑。 Hot.dog! Hot.dog！ Then, saw the inundation Sky Sword light on forehead again. 然后,再次看到了额头上的漫天剑光。 The flash of pouring, saw book turns around to depart panting in indignation. 倒下去的一瞬间,看到了本子娜气呼呼的转身离去。 It is not, how is the person of making a move you?! 不是,出手的人怎么是你呀？！ Are you also the victim of Duke Brute? 你也是禽兽公爵的受害者？ I want to play the boxing champion stem obviously! 我明明只是想玩个拳王梗而已！ ... 。。。