**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Although only sees few words is not complete words, in the common person mind may console oneself , the opposite party does not certainly want to express this meaning, in the fragment that cannot see is certainly full of the good intentions. 虽然只看到只言片语并非一段完整的话,寻常人脑海里或许会自我安慰,啊,对方一定不是想表达这个意思,未能看到的片段里一定饱含着善意。 But I not, because opposite party, but that person little rascal is big, again Princess loli who deceives my sentiment, these cannot regard and in writing, will only flood is expressing graceful child to say shameless complaining and evil intention! 但我不会,因为对方可是那个人小鬼大,一而再欺骗我的感情的萝莉公主,那些未能视及的文字里,只会充斥着更多措辞优雅童言无忌的吐槽和恶意！ What took a look at her to say? Actually said that I to the air was thinking aloud was alone too long energy is certainly confused! 瞧瞧她都说了些什么？竟然说我对着空气自言自语一定是单身太久精神错乱了！ Do I have the mistake to the air speech? Has the mistake? Also whose not to strange friend of air speech? Assuming that side everyone has such a strange friend, that was equal to saying, in this world will have 50% people to think aloud to the air, 50%! 我对着空气说话有错吗？啊,有错吗？试问,又有谁没有一个会对着空气说话的奇怪朋友？假设每个人身边都有这样一个奇怪朋友,那就等于是说,这个世界上有百分之五十的人都会对着空气自言自语,百分之五十！ In other words , these words can definitely transform —— this person unexpectedly are male ( female ), really quite strange. 换言之,这句话完全可以转换成——这个人竟然是个男(女)的,真的好奇怪哦。 Therefore wrong is not I, says the person of this wonderful cynical remark, is Princess loli! 所以错的不是我,是说出这种奇怪话的人,也就是萝莉公主！ Has a look at the following words again, did not seem like the words that the person can speak, actually said that my too long energy was alone confused? 再看看后面的话,就更不像是人会说的话了,竟然说我单身太久精神错乱？ My it meow the alliance's first harem male spear/gun holds you! 我它喵的联盟第一后宫男一枪捅死你！ Is the men has the vanity, I am also, is not exceptional, I must acknowledge when others envies the envy to hate the extremely evil harem male who scolds me like this, in the surface I must ship out am very annoyed, is very suffering, as if the personality suffered the appearance of huge insult. 是男人都有虚荣心,我也是,不例外,我得承认,别人一口一个羡慕嫉妒恨的万恶后宫男这样骂我时,表面上我得装出很恼火,很委屈,仿佛人格遭受了巨大侮辱的样子。 I am not! I do not have! Do not talk nonsense! The difference was far! 我不是！我没有！别瞎说！差远了！ However at heart, must not say that a delicious self-satisfaction, that is absolutely false. 但是心里,要说没有一丝美滋滋的得意,那绝对是假的。 Now, this faint trace happily ripping the hand ripped the chicken by Princess loli with the brutal small hand, shining opening eyes talks nonsense, points at the nose of big dragon to scold the beggar. 现在,这一丝丝得意就被萝莉公主用无情的小手给撕成了手撕鸡,明晃晃的睁眼说瞎话,指着巨龙的鼻子骂乞丐。 I quite get angry, perhaps this time really can try one angrily all day. 我好怒啊,或许这次真的可以尝试愤怒一整天了。 However light/only gets angry also uselessly, I must show to Princess loli, her words are completely mistaken, has eyes but fails to see completely, my Wu is extraordinary, is not northern nose that no one loves! 不过光发火也没用,我得向萝莉公主证明,她的话大错特错,完全就是有眼无珠,我吴非凡,并不是一个没人爱的北鼻！ Even if this time Princess loli, has started to fuse with book. 哪怕此时的萝莉公主,已经和本子娜开始融合。 First, my drawing nearby unclear sleep/felt severe Tiya, has hugged in the bosom, referred to book: „Sees not to have, my wife!” 首先,我一把拉过旁边不明觉厉的蒂亚,抱在怀里,冲着本子娜指了指:“看到没,我老婆！” Then, my drawing entire face blushed Evil Dragon, has hugged in the bosom, referred to book: „Sees not to have, my child its mother.” 然后,我一把拉过满脸通红的恶龙蕾娜,抱在怀里,冲着本子娜指了指:“看到没,我孩子它妈。” Finally, my drawing smile beautiful Elder Sister White Dragon little, has held...... cough cough, is holding hands, referred to book. 最后,我一把拉过笑容明媚的白龙小姐姐,抱……咳咳,牵着手,冲本子娜指了指。 „Sees not to have, I......” “看到没有,我……” I quite a while, suppressed a character finally. 我了半天,总算憋出一个字。 „My drinking mate!” “我酒友！” „Yes, because cannot drink, drinking mate who therefore most is in harmony.” Eika Layh took advantage of opportunity to shake my another hand, the palm was pasting the palm, the chest by the chest, the body posture was ambiguous, the expression was smart-alecky. “是的,因为都不能喝酒,所以是最合拍的酒友哦。”艾卡莱伊顺势握上了我另外一只手,掌心贴着掌心,胸口挨着胸口,体位暧昧,表情俏皮。 „Not only that we have another deeper intimate relation.” “不仅如此,我们还有另外一层更深的亲密关系。” „Wha...... what? Intimate relation?!” entire face blushed Evil Dragon, becomes the black steamed stuffed bun a moment ago now. “什……什么？亲密关系？！”刚才满脸通红的恶龙蕾娜,现在成了黑包子。 „We may not only be the drinking mates, dancing friend.” “我们可不仅是酒友,还是舞友哦。” As Eika Layh announced the answer, but also wicked interest hand in hand danced lightly, jumped one, jumped my was fearful and apprehensive, for fear that let go by Elder Sister White Dragon little, gave to fling Harrogath to go me. 随着艾卡莱伊公布答案,还恶趣味的手牵着手翩翩起舞,跳了一段,跳的我那是心惊胆战呀,生怕被白龙小姐姐一松手,把我给甩到哈洛加斯去。 Everyone then reveals color suddenly, this suddenly, also has a sympathy that slightly cannot be checked, bad such as small female dragon, patted my shoulder unrestrainedly, the red lips silent trembled trembling. 大家这才纷纷露出恍然之色,这份恍然之中,又带着微不可查的一丝同情,恶劣如小母龙,都情不自禁的拍了拍我的肩膀,朱唇无声颤了颤。 Is stronger, being able dead person, goes on living diligently. 坚强些,死不了人,努力活下去。 „, Where the topic did not pull went, I want to tell this fellow, I was not the alone too long energy confused suspicious monkey!” “不是不是,话题扯哪去了,我是想告诉这家伙,我才不是什么单身太久精神错乱的可疑猴子！” Truly, this fellow stupid did not have means energy to be confused. 确实,这家伙已经笨的没办法精神错乱了。 I as if hear Evil Dragon to put one's mouth close to another's ear Tiya, complained one, has not waited for me to make noise the rebuttal, wipes the white light to puncture, my hastily being sideways make way. 我似乎听到恶龙蕾娜附耳蒂亚,这么吐槽了一句,没等我出声反驳,一抹白光刺来,我连忙侧身闪开。 Has turned head, book elegant devils is staring me. 回过头,本子娜凶神恶煞的瞪着我。 „What's wrong, were you rational?” “怎么,你还有理了？” Worthily is you, slandered others, dares to take the lead to begin unexpectedly, the time of the guilty party sues first reaches a high degree of proficiency, is that book who I know right! 不愧是你,污蔑了别人,竟然还敢率先动手,恶人先告状的功夫炉火纯青,是我认识的那个本子娜没错了！ „Peeps the monkey of others diary also to dare to speak plausibly unexpectedly, first dies to me!” The rainstorm thin sword white light, raids again. “偷看别人日记的猴子竟然还敢振振有词,先给我死一个！”暴雨般的细剑白光,再次袭来。 „In your diary writes my malicious remarks, but can also not allow I look?!” “你日记里写我坏话,还不许我看？！” „Even if in my diary writes your malicious remarks, you cannot look!” “就算我日记里写你坏话,你也不能看！” „You dare to write, do not fear that others look!” “你敢写,你别怕别人看！” „In other words , you, if writes my malicious remarks in your diary, I can also look at your diary?” “反过来说,你要是在你的日记里写我坏话,我也能看你的日记了？” I stare. 我一愣。 Not in truth because of book words, but is this book, started to speak the truth with me unexpectedly?!!! 不是因为本子娜话中的道理,而是这本子娜,竟然开始和我讲道理了？！！！ Considers these words again carefully, probably also a little truth. 再仔细斟酌这番话,好像也有点道理。 If I keep a diary, I definitely speak the comp book child malicious remarks, according said, some of her also reasons did look at my diary? 假如说我写了日记,那我必然会写本子娜的坏话,按照这么说,岂不是她也有理由看我的日记了？ This is not good, cannot look to her absolutely, making her see, can all places of my hiding contraband house rent expose?! 这样可不行,绝对不能给她看,让她看到了,我藏私房钱的所有地点岂不是都要暴露了？！ When however...... hasn't exposed probably carefully? Is insufficient, I that cautious person, is impossible, does not exist, my pin money is ultra. 不过……好像不小心已经在什么时候暴露了？不至于吧,我那么谨慎的人,不可能的,不存在的,我的私房钱超稳。 Naturally, all these premises are I keep a diary. 当然,这一切的前提是我有写日记。 Then I wrote, no. 那么我写了么,没有。 Therefore I am righteous. 所以我理直气壮。 „To look looks, no! Asked! Topic!” “想看就看,没！问！题！” „You take the diary.” Book sneers. “那你把日记拿出来。”本子娜冷笑一声。 „Custom that pitifully, I simply have not kept a diary very much.” I return to sneer, cannot think that since I am such monkey, so long as I the move, your substituting stealthily is invalid to me! “很可惜,我根本没写日记的习惯。”我回以冷笑,想不到吧,我既然是这样的猴子,只要我不出招,你的移花接木就对我无效！ „I do not believe that only if you in all paper items inventory all turn.” “我不信,除非你将物品栏里所有的纸质物品全翻出来。” „Said that has not had, to turn to give you to look......” “说没有就是没有,翻出来给你看又……” „......” “……” „......” “……” I am lost in thought. 我陷入了沉思。 Such as Duke Brute the series complete set, girls' letter wait/etc, to no, the issue is! 诸如禽兽公爵系列全套,女孩们的家书等等,到还没什么,问题是！ flatter colored glaze complete set! 阿琉斯全套！ If turned to make everyone inspect at this kind of time, that may be the Savior and Lesser Evil social death big event. 若是在这种时候翻出来让大家检阅,那可就是救世主兼魔王的社会性死亡大事件了。 „Sorry, I made a mistake, should not peep your diary.” “对不起,我错了,是不应该偷看你的日记。” „, Honest apology.” “啊,老老实实道歉了。” „Rare ponder time is less than three seconds of important decision!” “难得一见的思考时间少于三秒的重大决定！” „In inventory hid any serious thing, was getting more and more curious.” “物品栏里到底藏了什么不得了的东西,越来越好奇了。” Evil Dragon and a Tiya face are shocking, immediately more unscrupulous whispers. 恶龙蕾娜和蒂亚一脸震惊,随即更加肆无忌惮的交头接耳起来。 I said that side that two, excessive, whispers in somebody's ear exhausted low voice! 我说,那边那两位,过分了啊,劳烦咬耳朵的时候小声点！ Detected that my warning vision, the little girl shift vision calmly, the small female dragon is returns to provoke the look, but two people actions are actually consistent, closes up to book, is protecting her one on the left and other on the right. 察觉到我的警告目光,小丫头若无其事的转移目光,小母龙则是回以挑衅眼神,但两人的行动却是一致,向本子娜靠拢,一左一右将她护着。 „, Peeps others' diary to be indeed poor, is girl's diary, is not better.” “凡凡,偷看别人的日记的确不怎么好,还是女孩子的日记,就更不好了。” …… 咻,咻咻,咻咻咻。 „Right, like your fool, how possibly to understand the young girl heart, got what one deserves is punched by Nana.” “对对对,像你这种傻蛋,怎么可能理解得了少女心,活该被娜娜揍。” …… 咻,咻咻,咻咻咻。 Is suspending Zhang Dayi imposing countenance two people , helping the best friend is venting anger at the same time, the look is not at me, but looks repeatedly to the diary in book elegant hand, probably wise fencing, unceasing the sword, the contraction returns to base, organizes, then suddenly takes a stride, searches again fast the thorn sword in hand. 这么摆着一张大义凛然嘴脸的两人,帮着好闺蜜出气的同时,眼神却根本不在我这边,而是频频向本子娜手中的日记瞄去,就好像是高明的击剑手,不断的出剑,收缩回防,前后腾挪,然后冷不防的迈出一大步,再次将手中的刺剑飞快探去。 Wants me to use three characters to describe that in the eye sees, that is the —— plastic best friend sentiment. 非要我用三个字形容眼中所见,那便是——塑料闺蜜情。 Such petty action cannot hide the truth from book, she hides fast the diary, shoots first with one hand and then the other, a person enjoyed a hand blade. 这样的小动作没能瞒得过本子娜,她飞快将日记藏好,左右开弓,一人赏了一记手刀。 „.” “诶嘿嘿。” Looked through little girl, attempts to sprout/moe to mix to pass through, the response of small female dragon was more straightforward, blushed embarrassedly red, scratched the head, some undying hearts, the lip trembled, as to come straight to the point directly had the request of share diary, but stopped the car(riage) at crucial moments, bore forcefully. 被看破的小丫头,企图萌混过关,小母龙的反应耿直一些,难为情的脸红了红,挠挠头,又有些不死心,嘴唇微颤,似乎想开门见山的直接提出分享日记的请求,但在关键时刻刹住车,硬生生忍住了。 Sharing, naturally looks at you, was one's turn itself, obviously, this small female dragon had not planned wore pants very much with book thoroughly, held nothing back, shared all, in the air is filling delightful aura of plastic everywhere. 分享分享,自然是看完你的,就轮到自己了,很显然,这小母龙没打算跟本子娜彻底穿一条裤子,毫不保留,分享所有,空气中到处弥漫着一股塑料的甜美气息。 I must make her experience, anything is the true revolutionary friendship, although we quarrelled, we carried the thorn, we ripped mutually, but I know that we were the good friends. 我得让她见识一下,什么才是真正的革命友谊,虽然我们吵架,我们背刺,我们互撕,但我知道我们是好朋友。 „I, I, I!” I lift up high, excited inexplicable: „She is incorrect, we can, we help supply each other, share the secret.” “我,我,我！”我高举着手,兴奋莫名:“她不行的,我们可以,我们来互通有无,分享秘密。” Was not the flatter colored glaze complete set of social death, walked you, the diary gave me, come, mutual damage, had a look is your cleverer livestock, was I am more abnormal! 不就是社会性死亡的阿琉斯全套么,走你,日记给我,来啊,互相伤害,看看到底是你更鬼畜,还是我更变态！ ... 。。。