ROD :: Volume #36

#3520: This liquor is poisonous


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Died of exhaustion me, now can go back to rest?” “累死我了,现在能回去休息了么?” Temporarily cannot be the big deal, when book woke said again, I should also rest, in the dreamland the villain by running around in circles that played occasionally, the mental effort was thin and pale, this enmity my certain bulletin. 暂时出不了大事,等本子娜醒过来再说,我也该歇了,在梦境里被小人偶耍的团团转,心力憔悴,这个仇我一定会报的。 ahh, I am also, I also want.” Tiya rushes to raise hand. 啊啊,我也是,我也要。”蒂亚赶忙举手。 You want, what good deeds took a look at you to do in the dreamland, but also dares to shout here tired?” In the little girl boasting sound, I am raising her fair ear, clockwise twists gently. “你要个屁,瞧瞧你在梦境里都干了些什么好事,还敢在这里喊累?”在小丫头的咋呼声中,我提着她的白皙耳朵,顺时针轻轻一拧。 My this is the heart is tired, by the whole world being abandoned the pain, can realize?” little girl came to a Xihu to hold the heart, was tearful, seldom, I just want to refute, no one can understand lonely compared with me, she supplemented one. “我这是心累,被整个世界所遗弃的痛苦,凡凡能够体会么?”小丫头来了一个西子捧心,泪眼汪汪,煞有其事,我刚想反驳,没有人能比我更懂孤独,她又补充一句。 Said again, doesn't want my warm the bed?” “再说了,凡凡不想要我暖床吗?” „......” “……” Said probably is also, Tiya certainly was also tired, was really a pitiful child, come, the uncle led you taking a bath bath, lifted high, withstood/top caw caw, slept to think. 说的好像也是,蒂亚也一定累了吧,真是个可怜的孩子,来,叔叔带你去洗澡澡,举高高,顶呱呱,睡觉觉。 Go away abnormal!” “滚啊变态!” Finally was trampled by Evil Dragon flew, dirty, enough I inscribe a itself/Ben to return to the maternal home to say about the girlfriend who I and unmarried am first pregnant is wife's woman walks to probably with me explore good best friend that not to have been touched private this matter together. 结果被恶龙蕾娜一脚踹飞了,这其中的龌龊,足够我写上一本“关于我和未婚先孕的女友回娘家被自称是妻子的女人找上门要和我一道探索好闺蜜那未被人触碰过的私秘这回事”。 If you cannot understand this title, my fining fining, trades an angle of view again, about I am not have a pair of wing only to choose under father-in-law 40 meters bardiche to do heartless man (Han) matter. 你要是看不懂这标题,那我再精炼精炼,换一个视角,关于在岳父四十米的大砍刀下我无法拥有一双翅膀只能选择做负心汉这回事。 Therefore Tiya you walk, when both of us have not seen. 所以蒂亚你走吧,就当我们俩没见过。 Has loved. 爱过。 Has a look at the old father-in-law, but also be at the petrified condition, cannot sober from the effective attack of our military, can only say the little girl yellow piece time exactly. 看看老岳父,还处于石化状态,尚未能从我军的有效打击中清醒过来,只能说小丫头的黄段子时机恰好。 Is worried about book, Tiya has not gone back immediately, but prepares to have a look at the situation, Alley was more free, expressed that very long has not come to the paradise of dragon, must give up several days of sleeping precious time, strolls well here. 担心本子娜,蒂亚到底是没有立刻回去,而是准备看看情况,埃里雅就更自由了,表示很久没有来龙之乐园,要放弃几天睡觉的宝贵时光,好好在这里逛一圈。 You like well. 你们喜欢就好。 Had/Left Olivet family/home, outside is the night of silent, perhaps that crowd has lain down in the bastards who on the bed whistling rest greatly cannot imagine, puts on me Study Goes home these days on the way, experienced any bad concern. 出了奥莉薇雅家,外面已经是寂静无声的深夜,那群已经躺在床上呼呼大睡的混蛋们恐怕根本想象不出来,在我放【学】回家途中的这段时间,到底经历了什么糟心事。 And my some premonitions, may be perhaps worse tomorrow. 并且我有预感,或许明天可能会更糟。 Very early in the morning wakes, did these fellows slipped out early do incessantly, was only left over the breakfasts of maidservant three people of group as well as their careful preparation, gentle intimate Elder Sister White Dragon little, as well as look desolate Evil Dragon. 一早醒过来,那些家伙早溜出去不止干嘛了,只剩下侍女三人组以及她们精心准备的早点,还有温柔知心的白龙小姐姐,以及神色冷淡的恶龙蕾娜。 Still in Alley of having a long lazy sleep, raised even while convenient, her convoy guard yesterday the fish bowl bringing, then Alley insisted that must be placed in my room, is stubborn her convoy guard to paste the two sides walls, is defending my door, weapon in the hand, is ready, one after another is lending the vague withering aura, so long as if in the room spreads a wee bit strange sounds, door altogether will trample, swarmed to intrude me to tie hands to throw. 还在睡懒觉的埃里雅就算了,顺便一提,她的护卫队昨天把鱼缸给带来了,然后埃里雅坚持要摆在我房间,然后拗不过她的护卫队就贴着两边墙壁,守着我的房门,武器在手,蓄势待发,一个个散发着若有若无的肃杀气息,似乎只要房间里传出一丁点奇怪的声响,就会一股脑的把门踹开,蜂拥闯入把我五花大绑了扔到海里。 I said that......” knuckle strikes the table, I consider the moment opens the mouth. “我说……”指节敲打桌子,我斟酌片刻开口。 Where Tiya that did little girl run?” “蒂亚那小丫头跑哪去了?” Looks at your goldfish to remember, last night did not say must keep Aunt Olivet the family/home to take care of Nana.” Although the small female dragon did not have the complexion but to reply. “瞧你这金鱼记忆,昨晚不是说了要留在奥莉薇雅阿姨家照顾娜娜么。”小母龙虽然没好脸色但还是回答了。 The goldfish made the any mistake, I cannot you insult the goldfish like this! 金鱼到底做错了什么,我不许你这样侮辱金鱼! Then the second issue.” My deep breath, after the lung cavity attracts morning that filled the flowers and plants soil fragrant fresh air full, starts new day of doing dead: Which type do you have the family/home not to return always to run here to rub to rub eat make?” “那么第二个问题。”我深呼吸一口,在肺腔吸饱了早晨那充满花草泥土芬芳的新鲜空气以后,开始了新一天的作死:“你有家不回老跑我们这里蹭住蹭吃是闹哪样?” PIA, on the face stuck to fry the egg. PIA一声,脸上糊了个煎鸡蛋。 I remain unmoved, stretch out the tongue to revolve in the mouth flexibly for a week, drags into the mouth to eat the egg, like movie in abnormal murderer. 我不为所动,伸出舌头吧嗒吧嗒的在嘴边灵活旋转一周,将鸡蛋拖着入嘴吃掉,像极了电影里的变态杀人犯。 Only pitifully, I am not a murderer. 只可惜,我不是杀人犯。 Is family's bed is not soft, is the breakfast is not delicious?” “是家里的床不软,还是早餐不好吃?” Perhaps speaking of point, small female dragon movement one stiff, nearby Elder Sister White Dragon little cover the red lips lightly, cannot help smiling one after next. 兴许是说到点上了,小母龙动作一僵,就连旁边的白龙小姐姐都轻捂朱唇,忍俊不禁了一下下。 As soon as I pat the thigh, got it, was the bed not soft right!!! 我一拍大腿,明白了,是床不软对吧!!! Likes by father-in-law Sir that evil nouveau riche, bed that must be the gold gem builds, valuable is valuable, but it puts the back! 以岳父大人那恶俗的暴发户喜好,床那必须是黄金宝石打造,值钱是值钱,但它搁背呀! I who therefore sympathize carefully think a perfect plan, the gentle gaze, the magnetic voice was full of the concern sentiment. 于是细心体贴的我想到了一个完美方案,温柔的注视了一眼蕾娜,磁性的嗓音饱含关怀感情。 Child its mother, this is not good, for our future children will consider, you will not just be better to sleep, but must have a good sleep to think, or I will change the bed with you, my back will be solid, even if you your 500 squares pure gold beds of perfect gem shop like the cobblestone road, like the dead pig that I can still rest, will be a cinch radically.” “孩子它妈,这样可不行啊,为了我们未来的孩子着想,你不单要好睡觉,还要睡好觉,要不我跟你换床吧,我后背结实,就算你把你那张五百个平方的纯金大床用完美宝石铺的像鹅卵石路一样,我也能睡的如同死猪,根本不在话下。” The gold gem bed has not done, on the face arrived starts second to fry the egg. 黄金宝石床没搞到,脸上到是又入手了第二个煎鸡蛋。 It is not angry, is not angry, after all you are my superior......, the script took mistakenly, was the pulverized lime is right. 不生气,不生气,毕竟你是我的优……哦,剧本拿错了,是石灰粉才对。 After having had the breakfast, should rush to the old father-in-law home to suffer hardships immediately, may look in the morning the Evil Dragon somewhat absent-minded condition, if it is estimated that side book calm and steady, separates transmits the pulverized lime passage to fear that spatially was not good to establish. 吃过早餐后本应该立刻赶往老岳父家受苦,可看早上恶龙蕾娜有些心不在焉的状态,估计要是本子娜那边安稳不下来,隔空传递石灰粉的通道怕是不好建立了。 Therefore, although the time does not wait for the person, I abandoned the old father-in-law decisively, the gang was satiated with food and wine, went to Olivet home. 因此,虽然时间不等人,我还是果断抛弃了老岳父,一伙人吃饱喝足了,又来到了奥莉薇雅家。 That full laboratory style Long Wo, the trace that but exploded yesterday was a point could not find, this fine adept aftermath, understood at a glance that was the old habitual criminal, I thought that can introduce Old Man Fara, two people definitely had altogether( explode) with( explode) language. 还是那个满满实验室风格的龙窝,只不过昨天爆炸的痕迹是一点都找不到了,这精致娴熟的善后处理,一看就知道是老惯犯了,我觉得可以把法拉老头介绍一下,两人肯定有共(爆)同(炸)语言。 Tiya, how had Nana, awaked last night?” “蒂亚,娜娜怎么样了,昨晚醒过没有?” Also without awaking, but I looked to be quick, ~~ ~ little girl one has not seen in the evening entangles especially crazily, hugged without delay. “还没醒,不过我看应该快了,凡凡~~~”小丫头一晚上没见格外痴缠,二话不说就抱了上来。 My breakfast?” “我的早餐呢?” „......” “……” Has loved. 爱过。 Puts out to prepare the good breakfast, little girl cheers one, will eat, movement suddenly: Gentle share?” 拿出准备好的早餐,小丫头欢呼一声,正要开吃,动作忽然一顿:“娜娜的份呢?” Relax, preparing.” I raise up a thumb fiercely. “放心吧,备着呢。”我猛地竖起一记大拇指。 Who also doesn't have a look at your husband I am? The person calculates completely the plan, the new times new concept Savior who the wisdom and moral integrity pay equal attention. 也不看看你丈夫我是谁?人称算无余策,智慧与节操并重的新时代新概念救世主。 Then raises the less than half barrel petroleum to collect toward the bedside, was deliberately considering where the oil filler is. 然后提着小半桶煤油往床边凑上去,寻思着加油口在哪。 „To be what your fool to Nana!” Does not let off a wee bit small female dragon that punishes my opportunity, making threatening gestures throws to press to fall me to the ground. “想对娜娜做什么你这笨蛋!”丝毫不放过一丁点制裁我机会的小母龙,张牙舞爪的扑上来将我摁倒在地。 Perhaps is this sound is big, only hears book who on the bed sleeps soundly to leak off one to chant in a low voice suddenly, the eyelash trembled several times, must wake shortly. 兴许是这一番动静较大,只听见床上酣睡的本子娜忽然漏出一声低吟,睫毛颤了数次,眼看就要醒过来了。 Wait! 等等! I shove open hard to solve Evil Dragon, swoops recklessly in the people surprised look, lies before the bed, nervous is staring at book. 我一把推开纠缠不清的恶龙蕾娜,在众人惊讶的神色中不顾一切飞扑上去,趴在床前,紧张兮兮的盯着本子娜。 Everyone was blown by this imposing manner, becoming doubtful, this fool Druid cannot look at the accent at heart, actually cares about Nana very much...... 大家都被这股气势镇住了,心里不由的犯起了嘀咕,这笨蛋德鲁伊看着不着调,其实还是很关心娜娜…… „After it is said fledgling broken shell, will recognize as the parents the lifeform that first sees.” I rubbed rubbing hands excitedly, diligently approaches the big face near the top, strives to cover the entire field of vision, then exposed incautiously the innermost thoughts. “据说雏鸟破壳以后会将第一眼见到的生物认作父母。”我激动的搓了搓手,努力的将大脸靠前凑近,争取覆盖整个视野,然后一不小心就把心里话暴露出来了。 Quickly, quickly, book, opens eyes, the shout father listens.” “快,快,本子娜,睁开眼,喊声爸爸来听听。” Finally has not waited for behind girls to erupt, the gentle princess who in addition on the bed closes one's eyes on the spot to turn over/to stand up in addition 360 degrees Thomas to revolve, the hopeful big face that the straight powerful long leg will collect tramples the ascending the sky top board to hang. 结果还没等身后的女孩们爆发,床上尚且闭着眼的娜娜公主就原地一个翻身外加三百六十度托马斯回旋,笔直有力的长腿将凑上来的满怀希望的大脸一脚踹上了天花板吊着。 The sword of chopsticks size light/only, meteor shower same everywhere falls to go probably, along with a graceful bunch sword, the sword light/only vanishes instantaneously, the ceiling is hanging oneself the body, is suspending one strange and posture of distortion, like tattered and torn inflatable doll, hissing the air leakage, was in an instant withered. 紧接着筷子大小的剑光,像是流星雨一样漫天倾洒而去,伴随着咔嚓一声优雅束剑,剑光瞬间消失,天花板上吊着的躯体,摆着一个诡异而扭曲的姿势,紧接着如同千疮百孔的充气娃娃,嘶嘶漏气,一转眼就干瘪了。 Nana, good.” Tiya cheers one, is hugging the gentle princess's neck happily but extremely tears. “娜娜,太好了。”蒂亚欢呼一声,搂着娜娜公主的脖子喜极而涕。 Nearby is also cleaning the corner of the eye gently: Sorry, Nana , because I...... readily believe Olivet words, let you by this crime.” 一旁的蕾奥娜也轻轻擦拭着眼角:“抱歉,娜娜,都是因为我……轻信了奥莉薇雅的话,让你遭了这番罪。” No, this cannot blame you, Sir Olivet had explained the risk of experiment to me beforehand in private.” The gentle princess one comforts this, one comforts that is quite somewhat thrown into confusion. “不,这不能怪你,奥莉薇雅大人事先已经私下跟我解释了实验的风险。”娜娜公主一下安慰这个,一下安慰那个,颇有些手忙脚乱。 Your two, first makes the patient peaceful one be quite good.” Has stood Olivet who has not spoken, suddenly opens the mouth. “你们两个,还是先让病人安静一下比较好。”一直站在旁边没有吭声的奥莉薇雅,忽然开口。 Right, is first static, is first static, does Nana, now how you feel, fortunately?” “对对对,先静一静,先静一静,娜娜,你现在感觉怎么样,还好吗?” Fortunately, was......” rubbed the temples, gentle princess not greatly definite crooked under one, is indicating this time feeling as far as possible: Is felt that some jet black corner in brain, the seal was captured suddenly, gushes out an information of big group, is somewhat chaotic, for a short time has no way to comb clearly.” “还好,就是……”揉了揉太阳穴,娜娜公主不大确定的歪了一下头,尽可能表述着此时的感受:“就是感觉脑子里的某个漆黑角落,忽然封口被拔掉了,涌出一大团的信息,有些乱糟糟的,一时半会没法梳理清楚。” Perhaps was the oil leak.” When does not know full blood Resurrection I, and successful pull out from the smallpox the head, put out a hand to touch with good intention to the book hair, you have a look, the hair color is smooth, smooth to the touch, surpasses the silk fabrics, certainly is the long-term ju oil causes, to leak was too serious. “说不定是漏油了。”不知道什么时候满血复活并且成功将脑袋从天花里拔出来的我,好心伸手摸向本子娜的头发,你看看,发色光滑,手感细腻,胜似绸缎,一定是长期焗油导致,漏的太严重了。 This thinks that must endure hardships, instinct first covered the forehead, result is the atmosphere suddenly is peaceful. 本以为又要遭罪,本能的先捂住了额头,结果等来的却是气氛突然安静。 Book raised the head slightly, the brown eye pupil of that pair of beautiful sparkle, does wink is staring at me, maintains looking at each other with me. 本子娜微微抬头,那双明媚闪耀的棕色眼眸,一眨不眨的盯着我,和我保持对视。 Has flash that my as if time shuttles back and forth , saw that pair of eye pupil —— same color that is loli book, sentimental actually somewhat subtle difference that same limpidity, same bright, contains. 有那么一瞬间,我仿佛时光穿梭,恍惚间,看到了属于萝莉本子娜的那双眼瞳——一样的颜色,一样的清澈,一样的明亮,所包含的感情却有些微妙的差别。 I even saw villain occasionally that pair of turning round gem eye from inside, brings some, the little girl -type cunningness. 我甚至从里面看到了小人偶那双滴溜溜的宝石眼,带着些许的,小女孩式的狡黠。 The three take turn unceasingly, gradually forms a huge vortex, must give to attract me. 三者不断交替,逐渐形成一个巨大的漩涡,要把我给吸进去似的。 Suffices your fool, Nana just now wakes, do not stimulate her, temporarily gave me law-abidingly.” Breaks my, is the hand blade of small female dragon, moderately, contains past no serious. “够了你这笨蛋,娜娜才刚醒过来,你就别刺激她了,暂时给我安分一点。”打断我的,是小母龙的一记手刀,不轻不重,却蕴含着以往没有的一本正经。 Perhaps can perhaps this, certain stimulation be able to make her memory restore...... or to fuse quickly quite appropriately?” “这可说不定哦,或许一定的刺激会让她的记忆更快恢复……或者说融合比较恰当?” Olivet stood me extraordinarily, looked at her one eyes, her blinking of quietly, you were needless to say syrup expression that my anything understood. 奥莉薇雅出奇的站在了我这边,看了她一眼,她悄悄的眨了眨眼,一副你不用说了我什么都懂的蜜汁表情。 Actually what I want to say that can ask your words and deeds to conform to the makings aloof uncommunicative semblance? Dropping variance too I a little accept greatly cannot. 其实我想说的是,能拜托你的言行符合一下气质高冷寡言的外表么?落差太大我有点接受不能。 !!!” “唔!!!” Suddenly, book is covering the head, the expression pain, loses recalled manner that the young girl memory flashes before. 忽然,本子娜捂着头,表情痛苦,一副失忆少女记忆闪现的派头。 Nana, what's the matter, don't frighten me?” “娜娜,怎么回事,你可别吓我?” No, I am all right, will be the head somewhat rises...... one will be good.” “别,我没事,就是脑袋有些涨……过一会就好。” Sir Olivet!” “奥莉薇雅大人!” I think right that Nana said that leaves extremely anxiously, after all is the tens of thousands years ago memories, must draw the analogy the words, looked like seals tens of thousands years of liquor to fall, perhaps fragrant mellow, but was perhaps virulent.” “我想娜娜说的对,别太过紧张,毕竟是好几万年前的记忆,非要打比方的话,就像是密封了几万年的酒倾倒出来,或许芬芳醇厚,但也许有毒。” ... 。。。
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