**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Comes out from the small villa, I long implored the one breath, scratched the forehead, the discovery was the sweat. 从小别墅出来,我长吁一口气,擦擦额头,发现都是汗水。 Swells broken, 30,000 years ago book seemingly is hard to deal with. 肿么破,三万年前的本子娜貌似更加难以应付啊。 Right, Tiya, my dog-headed military strategist? This abandons my cruel-hearted wife at crucial moments, if cannot have the recent discovery, after going back carefully, my family discipline serves. 对了,蒂亚呢,我的狗头军师呢？这个在关键时刻抛弃我的狠心妻子,若是没能有新发现,小心回去以后我家法伺候。 Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao, without walking several steps, just like Tiya that the small spirit takes possession, partly flutters half flying way that uses the spirit to be in sole possession , the sweet and delicate voice was shouting, to/clashes straightly to me, a head shell...... 说曹操曹操就到,没走几步,犹如小幽灵附身的蒂亚,就用着幽灵独有的半飘半飞方式,娇声喊着凡凡,笔直向我冲过来,脑袋似一颗炮弹…… Too sweet! 太甜了！ My finger arrives on the forehead of Tiya, effortless helped her stop the car(riage). 我一个指头抵在蒂亚的额头上,不费吹灰之力就帮她刹住了车。 „Felt strange, where had problems, Ellis obviously was such......” regarding the imitation failure of seemingly simple spirit body shell, Tiya was somewhat puzzling. “奇怪了,哪里出问题了呢,爱丽丝明明是这样的……”对于看似简单的幽灵体炮弹的模仿失败,蒂亚有些百思不得其解。 This issue I am very difficult to reply, for example the same fist, the strength and angle are completely same, but a belt/bring must the dead attribute, not have, is almost such difference, but not good to explain to Tiya, can only ambiguous smile, smiles to touch the little girl dog head. 这种问题我很难回答,就比如说同样一拳,力道和角度完全相同,但是一个带必死属性,一个没有,差不多就是这样的区别,但不好向蒂亚解释,只能暧昧一笑,笑摸小丫头的狗头。 „You are you, the small spirit is the small spirit, has various characteristics respectively, has various outstanding respectively, does not need to imitate the opposite party especially.” “你是你,小幽灵是小幽灵,各有各的特点,各有各的优秀,没有必要特地去模仿对方。” „! Official tune that this type pure and is perfunctory.” “哇！这种纯正而敷衍的官方腔调。” „......” “……” This complained has the intelligence of small spirit very much. 这吐槽就很有小幽灵的灵性了。 „cough cough, do not let success go to the head your little girl, said quickly to me has anything to harvest, do not tell me you to run a fruitless errand, I may be unable to forgive you at crucial moments the evil conduct that I abandon.” “咳咳,别太得意忘形了你这小丫头,快给我说说都有什么收获,可别告诉我你白跑了一圈,那我可饶不了你在关键时刻把我扔下的恶行。” „It is not the evil conduct, my is also good.” little girl did not answer instead to shake the small fist, but also was righteous. “才不是恶行,我这也是为了凡凡好。”小丫头不答反而晃起了小拳头,还理直气壮了。 „Woman, you succeed caused my curiosity, continued.” I cancel the chin of little girl, the overbearing president felt that has not fitted out, probably only then goes bankrupt the degree of vendor. “女人,你成功的引起了我的好奇心,继续说下去。”我勾勾小丫头的下巴,霸道总裁感觉是没装成,大概只有破产地摊主的程度吧。 „Naturally to let understands Nana, after going back, with Nana friendlier being together.” “当然是为了让凡凡更加了解娜娜,回去以后和娜娜更友好的相处呀。” „This......” “这……” Has not thought that Tiya will say, serious talking nonsense, subtle has not revealed any flaw and dead angle, making me not know that this/should refuted from where. 万万没想到蒂亚会这么说,一本正经的胡说八道,微妙的没有露出任何破绽和死角,让我不知道该从何反驳起。 „Calculates that you passed, first said the harvest, what ran one to have newly to discover?” “算你过关了,还是先来说说收获吧,跑了一趟有什么新发现吗？” „Naturally had, moreover is the major discovery!” “当然有了,而且是重大发现！” Tiya lifts up high both hands, gesticulated in the air furiously a great circle, the melon that discovers very is very really big. 蒂亚高举双手,奋力在空气中比划了一个大圆圈,以示发现的这个瓜真的很大很大。 This to is I have not expected, this thinks, even if she has the discovery, is still some goose bumps and so on small clue, but went out to capture a small circle casually, is it possible that this was little girl the dreamland world child of destiny? For those not not possible, after all here book is God, can God also treat unjustly her good Ji You? 这到是我没有预料到的,本以为就算她有发现,也不过是些鸡毛蒜皮之类的小线索,只不过是随便出去兜了一小圈而已,这小丫头莫非是梦境世界里的气运之子？到也不是不可能,毕竟在这里本子娜是上帝,上帝还能亏待她的好姬友？ Naturally, some are cleaning exception that the restroom is unable to defend oneself. 当然,某个正在打扫厕所自身难保的除外。 The words were not many said, I make Tiya lead me to go to the location of big melon immediately, turn left right turned, unknowingly had/left the inner city, returned to the magic and technical overlapped outer city, in labyrinth getting out of trouble, had/left the outer city unknowingly, arrived at outside the city. 话不多说,我立刻让蒂亚带我去大瓜的所在地,左转右拐,不知不觉出了内城,回到魔幻和科技重叠的外城,在迷宫般的兜转中,不知不觉又出了外城,来到了城外。 „Where do you want to go to?” I cannot bear ask finally, stop your unconventional footsteps little girl, proceeded again perhaps is the air wall, if this if had what BUG, by the card to the air wall outside, that may...... “你这是要去哪里？”我终于忍不住问道,停下你放荡不羁的脚步啊小丫头,再往前走说不定就是空气墙了,万一这要是有什么BUG,被卡到了空气墙外,那可就…… Could find the brand-new route that the evil way fast passed? 说不定能找到邪道速通的崭新路线？ You think that I will say the bastard! Perhaps played, fell to the endless bottom of the world, ten had 8~9 to be this possibility was right, do not play the evil way fast to pass the bastard in the dreamland of its person arbitrarily! 你以为我会这么说么混蛋！说不定就玩完了,掉到世界的无尽之底,十有八九应该是这种可能性才对吧,别擅自在它人的梦境里玩邪道速通啊混蛋！ „It is not far, in front .” little girl is lifting the chin, hints the front. “不远了,就在前面,喏。”小丫头抬着下巴,示意前方。 „There?” “那里？” The vision sweeps, my flexure begins, our present positions are nearby the outer city front doors, the one who connects the front door is a main road that extends to the desert deep place, at least 20 traffic lanes are so wide, in prominent high-end atmosphere the scale, the black magic and is not short of money. 目光一扫,我不禁挠起了头,我们现在的位置是外城大门附近,连接大门的是一条延伸至沙漠深处的大路,起码得有二十车道那么宽,突出一个高端大气上档次,黑魔法兼不差钱。 On main road continuous caravan communication, proved this road is not the face-saving project, must become rich first builds roads, obviously the different world people also understand very much. 大路上络绎不绝的商队来往,证明了这条路并非完全是面子工程,要致富先修路,显然异世界人也很懂。 Naturally, the key point is not this, Tiya refers to be a main road midpoint fine spurting pond, uses the precious water source to construct this type of ornament in the desert is not simple, is equivalent to the Middle East local tyrants to make the path isolation strip with the petroleum river course probably. 当然,重点并非这个,蒂亚所指的应该是大路正中央一处精美的喷池,在沙漠里用珍贵的水源建造这种装饰品可不简单,大概相当于中东土豪用石油河道做道路隔离带。 A character, Turkish and Chinese earth. 一个字,土中土。 What is more unsophisticated is the fountain central spraying of water statue, is one...... an eyeball glitters unexpectedly the strange light, the body is assuming the fish that looks up to the starry sky modeling? 更土的是喷水池中央的喷水雕像,竟然是一……一条眼珠闪烁着诡异的光,身体呈仰望星空造型的鱼？ What personal status? What rotten personal status is this?! 什么品位？这是什么烂品位？！ I might as well trade the statue of nag to come up, either raises head to angrily roar, the mouth spits fragrantly, either the buttocks takeoff, the screw ascends to heaven, at least can Botswanan people smile. 我还不如换个老马的雕像上去,要么仰头怒吼,口吐芬芳,要么屁股离地,螺旋升天,至少能博人一笑。 At heart after present the fountain conducted all-around brutal complaining, Tiya flutters flying to that big fish statue, the body across the water curtain, with the statue compound, patted the opposite party. 心里对眼前的喷水池进行了全方位惨无人道的吐槽后,蒂亚飘乎乎的飞向那条大鱼雕像,身体穿过水幕,和雕像并列,身后拍了拍对方。 „Do not tell me, your major discovery is this strange statue.” “你可别告诉我,你的重大发现就是这座奇怪的雕像。” „~~? Hasn't discovered?” Tiya patted strangely that is spurting the fish head of water. “诶~~？凡凡难道还没有发现吗？”蒂亚又拍了拍那诡异的喷着水的鱼头。 „Discovered, it seems like that the personal status of your Horadric clan is also not much, at least 30,000 years ago is so.” “发现了,看来你们赫拉迪克族的品位也不怎么样,至少三万年前是如此。” „Perhaps is this age happen to popular this style?” Tiya crooked tilting the head, as if also felt that somewhat embarrassed, immediately swings begins. “说不定这个年代正好流行这种风格？”蒂亚歪了歪头,似乎也感觉到了有些难为情,随即摇起了头。 „Not is right, I do not want to discuss the issue of personal status with.” “不对不对,我可不想和凡凡讨论品位的问题。” That right, no one wants before the powerhouse to discuss that own weakness, facing my personal status prince, this is the normal response. 那可不是么,谁也不想在强者面前讨论自己的弱点,面对我这个品位王子,这是再正常不过的反应。 „Did not think that what strange place has?” Tiya patted the fish head, pā clatter made noise, various suggestion clear instructions. “难道凡凡不觉得有什么奇怪的地方吗？”蒂亚又拍了拍鱼头,啪嗒作响,各种暗示明示。 „Naturally discovered, how regardless to see this fish feels strange.” “当然发现了,无论怎么看这头鱼都奇怪的很。” „ha......” a Tiya face frustrates. “哈……”蒂亚一脸挫败。 „It is not, wait/etc, can you touch this fish?” “不是,等等,你能碰触到这条鱼？” I tasted finally, but Tiya small transparent, in this world anything according to truth, even if were a grain of sand, she is unable to touch, others could not discover her existence. 我终于回味过来了,蒂亚可是小透明,按道理来说这个世界上任何事物,哪怕是一粒沙子,她都无法碰触,别人也发现不了她的存在。 Now, she actually with strange fish statue intimate interaction! 现在,她却和诡异的鱼雕像亲密互动！ „Difficult............” “难……难道说……” „Ahem, did also discover finally?” “哼哼,凡凡也终于发现了吗？” „Are you with this statue the separate many years of blood sisters?” “难道说你和这座雕像是失散多年的亲姐妹？” „, I am angry, I really must be angry!” “凡凡,我生气咯,我真的要生气咯！” „Cracks a joke, making me think, this fish is...... cough cough, is Nana?” Sees Tiya lovable appearance angrily, I bear smile, the serious analysis said. “开玩笑的,让我想一想,难道说这条鱼就是本……咳咳,就是娜娜？”看到蒂亚气鼓鼓的可爱样子,我忍住笑,一本正经的分析道。 „Although has this possibility me to think should unlikely.” Tiya puzzled crooked begins, for head that I do not straighten out. “虽然不是没有这种可能不过我想应该不大可能。”蒂亚困惑的歪起了头,为我不开窍的脑袋。 „Didn't have a possibility bigger answer? For example...... enters in the dreamland together, should continue I and is right.” “难道就没有可能性更大的答案了吗？比如说……一起进入梦境里的,应该不止我和凡凡才对吧。” Tiya speaking of this share, had said no that on is the clear instructions, but was the direct announcement answer. 蒂亚说到这个份上,都已经说不上是明示,而是直接公布答案了。 „You say...... Alley?” I am scared. “你是说……埃里雅？”我傻了眼。 „Bingo.” In the Tiya vitality full smile, brings an innocent cunningness. “bingo。”蒂亚元气满满的笑容之中,带着一丝无辜的狡黠。 „Wait wait/Etc. etc., joking, is not Alley is possibly right, the small merpeople is so lovable, how to turn into this appearance?!” “等等等等,开玩笑的吧,不可能是埃里雅才对,小人鱼那么可爱,怎么会变成这副模样？！” My a little side, the intuition told me the judgment of Tiya was right, were these words that but if , I spoke a moment ago what? 我有点方,直觉告诉我蒂亚的判断是对的,但要是真的,我刚才说的那些话算什么？ In the mind inexplicable has fluttered a message and picture. 脑海里莫名就飘过一段广告词以及画面。 Treadons the sea, top of the head blue sky the king of merpeople, lifts up high the trident to do to throw the shape. 脚踏大海,头顶青天的人鱼之王,高举三叉戟做投掷状。 Regardless where you are, even if catches a fish by hand in the dream, the commitment that the trident intercontinental ballistic missile mission must reach is invariable throughout, wholeheartedly, anytime and anywhere at your service, solving you are sad, you ascend to heaven. 无论您身在何方,哪怕是在梦中摸鱼,三叉戟洲际导弹使命必达的承诺始终不变,全心全意,随时随地为您服务,解您忧愁,度您升天。 to endanger! 危！ The misunderstanding, misunderstands, Alley, you listens to me to explain...... 误会,都是误会,埃里雅,你听我解释…… „Hey.” “嘿咻。” Did not have to argue for oneself with enough time, but sees Tiya to hold the fish head, drinks one tenderly, pulled directly from the fountain the statue. 还没来得及为自己辩解,但见蒂亚抱着鱼头,娇喝一声,直接将雕像从喷水池上扳下来了。 Right, she pulled the statue, then hugged is running, ran while greeted. 对的,她将雕像扳下来了,然后抱着就跑,边跑边招呼。 „In brief here is not the speech place, we first carry off the statue.” “总之这里不是说话的地方,我们先把雕像带走。” That's true, worthily is my dog-headed military strategist Sir, said is very reasonable, here truly is not the speech place. 哦哦,确实如此呢,不愧是我的狗头军师大人,说的很有道理,这里确实不是说话的地方。 However, can you make me first walk away stole again? 但是,您能不能让我先走远了再偷？ In other person of eyes, neglects them who Tiya had, only saw that the statue raises for no reason, as if can see both hands skid, then flies to vanish in the public eyes same. 在其他人眼中,忽略了蒂亚存在的他们,只看到雕像无端升起,仿佛被看不见的双手撬下来,然后飞一样消失在众人视线当中。 The surrounding crowd quick unrest gets up, the guard catches up immediately, the sharp look swept, not slightly hesitant. 周围的人群很快骚乱起来,卫兵随即赶过来,锐利的眼神扫了一圈,没有丝毫犹豫。 Surrounded me! 将我包围起来了！ Wait, your is the violent law enforcement, you do not have the evidence! I am innocent! 等等,你们这是暴力执法,你们没有证据！我是无辜的！ Although is not that innocent. 虽然也不是那么无辜。 „It seems like the most suspect is you, first carried off said again!” “看起来最可疑的人就是你,先带走再说！” Team leader berated, I did not have fa to say immediately, raised both hands slowly, the guard who was surrounded in all directions pressed to fall to the ground, tied hands, ended up in prison again...... 队长一声喝斥,我顿时无fa可说,缓缓举起双手,然后被四面八方包围过来的护卫摁倒在地,五花大绑,再次锒铛入狱…… After a half hour, I return to that familiar library. 半个小时后,我回到那间熟悉的图书馆。 I: „......” 我:“……” Princess loli: „......” 萝莉公主:“……” „Is it possible that...... this also in your planning? Did that intentionally, leaves here plan...... to start to implement?” Person occasionally baby opens the mouth. “莫非……这也在你的算计之中？故意这么做,离开这里的计划……已经开始实施了？”人偶娃娃开口。 I want to put on the stance of ding commander, the nod said is, but remains not many moral integrity bottles to keep me from blowing. 我很想摆个碇司令的架势,点头说是,但所剩不多的节操瓶让我无法吹下去。 „Sorry, is the accident/surprise.” “抱歉,是意外。” „I want also to be.” People occasionally not slightly accidental/surprised, obviously from the beginning thinks. “我想也是。”人偶没有丝毫意外,显然一开始就是这么认为的。 Look, honest is really good. 看,诚实果然还是有好处的。 „That was the abnormal criminal mister, why grasped?” “那么请问变态犯人先生,为什么又被抓起来了呢？” Good excessively, I am not the criminal, but is a pure anomaly. 好过分,我可不是什么犯人,只不过是个单纯的变态而已。 „Matter is this, I just had/left the city gate, statue fly, ran, soldier thinks that is I steals.” “事情是这样的,我刚出城门,雕像自个飞起来,跑了,士兵就以为是我偷的。” Princess loli: „......” 萝莉公主:“……” I: „......” 我:“……” After the short strangeness is silent, the person opens the mouth occasionally again: „I believe the nonsense of abnormal criminal mister for the time being, then you believe that the criminal who steals away the statue who should be?” 短暂的诡异沉默后,人偶再次开口:“我姑且相信变态犯人先生的鬼话,那么你认为,偷走雕像的犯人应该是谁呢？” „This......” I hesitant, told the facts? First did not say that this is betraying little girl, wants me to explain in this world to everyone 【Does not exist】 The person stole away the statue, am I silly? “这……”我犹豫了一下,实话实说？先不说这是在出卖小丫头,要我跟大家解释一个这个世界上【不存在】的人偷走了雕像,我是不是傻？ Tiya is oppressive my a lot of times, I treat Tiya like the first love! 蒂亚虐我千百倍,我待蒂亚如初恋！ Ainley wave of I, welcomed silently to Princess loli’s vision, I reveal the sincere color. 这么默默安利了一波我自己,迎向萝莉公主的目光,我露出诚恳之色。 „...... Is statue thought probably day after day year after year repeats the similar work, the mouth hemp, the heart was tired, wants to study you, goes to outside world to have a look?” “大概……是雕像自己觉得日复一日年复一年重复同样的工作,嘴麻了,心累了,想学你,去外面的世界看看？” ... 。。。