**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „What to do now should?” “现在该怎么办？” I and opposite party is staying the cross-eyed condition, while hid in the back hand made several hand signals. 我一边和对方保持着对视状态,一边躲在背后的手打了几个手势。 SOS! SOS！ Asked, everyone is an adult, can not be weak, what numerous at this time did to seek he a lot of degrees dog blood to be romantic? The ideological clinkering point, that person in the lights waning place, in the family/home the kitchen is not cooking the food. 拜托了,大家都是成年人,能别那么幼稚,这种时候搞点什么众里寻他千百度的狗血浪漫么？思想成熟点,那人不在灯火阑珊处,家里厨房烧着饭呢。 Let alone, is 30,000 years ago book, although cannot equate completely, but in any event, this is only the dream, the reality was irretrievable, to turn such, the short temper, the cold face venomous tongue, frequently drew a sword to puncture the volume, did I urge her to be nicely useful in dream? 更何况,还是三万年前的本子娜,虽说不能完全划上等号吧,但无论如何,这只是梦,现实不可挽回,都已经变成那样了,脾气暴躁,冷脸毒舌,动辄拔剑刺额,我在梦里劝她善良有什么用？ „Stands firm , cannot move out of the way the vision.” As the dog-headed military strategist, the voice of Tiya sounds like me is more excited than: „This is the rare opportunity, must grasp, is close.” “稳住,凡凡,千万不能挪开目光。”身为狗头军师,蒂亚的声音听起来好像比我还激动:“这是难得的机会,得把握住,一口气接近。” „How therefore I should do?” “所以我该怎么做？” „Captures Nana's attention with your unique charm quickly!” “快用凡凡你独特的魅力吸引住娜娜的目光！” I have a ghost unique charm! 我有个鬼的独特魅力嗷！ „Is self-confident, you are the husband who I am proud!” “要自信,你可是我引以为傲的丈夫！” The dog-headed military strategists started „the MAX level inspiration” skill, the Savior are inspired, the morale promoted 1000, obtained temporary syrup self-confident BUFF. 狗头军师发动了“MAX级鼓舞”技能,救世主得到鼓舞,士气提升1000,获得临时蜜汁自信BUFF。 The Savior, wanted on! 救世主,要上了！ My vision one becomes deeply melancholy, Sorcerer method robe pulls raises, soars high, a wall, natural wields in the air lightly, magic pinched a red rose, held in the mouth in the mouth, about the eyelid winked in 0.1 seconds high-speed the time, threw a strong man electric eye toward opposite window. 我的目光一下变得深沉忧郁起来,身上的巫师法袍一扯一扬,高高飞起,一手扶墙,一手在空气中潇洒轻挥,变魔术似的捏出了一朵红玫瑰,叼在嘴中,左右眼皮在0.1秒之内高速眨了次,朝对面的窗口抛了一记猛男电眼。 If this is not good, could attempt to sing an opposite girl to look, I think no girl can reject, is such self-confident. 若是这样还不行,或许可以尝试唱一首对面的女孩看过来,我想没有哪个女孩能拒绝得了,就是这么自信。 After one second, the windows of two buildings gathered slowly. 一秒过后,二楼的窗口缓缓合了上去。 The second second, then the alarm sound rings out. 第二秒,接着警报声大作。 The third second, under the foot shone Waypoint, at present one black, I maintained the mouth to hold in the mouth the rose, the charm posture of single-handed wall, appeared in a gloomy dungeon. 第三秒,脚底下亮起了传送阵,眼前一黑,我保持着嘴叼玫瑰,单手扶墙的魅力姿势,出现在了一间阴森森的地牢里。 Puts —— my —— to have —— to go!!! 放——我——出——去！！！ Is swinging the arm equally thick iron railing furiously, the solid feel of being entirely still the palm transmits, making me kneel down weak on the ground. 奋力摇着手臂一样粗的铁围栏,手心传来的纹丝不动的扎实手感,让我无力地跪倒在了地上。 Is imprisoned, this was also too real! 一键坐牢,这也太真实了吧！ „Why can like this to me? I just want to become friends!” “为什么要这样对我？我只不过是想交个朋友而已！” Imprisons in the chair, by dozens magic imprisonments me of unable to move, to the front long table on, a row sits ten black robe mage that is lending the doubtful religious court fearful aura, the loud protest said. 囚椅中,被数十个魔法禁锢的动弹不得的我,对前方一张长桌上边,一排坐着十个散发着疑似宗教审判所般可怕气息的黑袍法师,大声抗议道。 „You are not the person who first said that will also not be last.” Middle mage said indifferently, obviously does not plan and me rubbish. “你不是第一个这么说的人,也不会是最后一个。”中间一名法师冷漠说道,显然不打算和我废话。 „Name.” “姓名。” I just want to open the mouth, dog-headed military strategist Tiya whispered several in the ear, in brief was the meaning of using deception. 我刚想开口,狗头军师蒂亚在耳边嘀咕几声,总之就是弄虚作假的意思。 „Tal Rasha.” I may really be a young clever and resourceful person. “塔拉夏。”我可真是个小机灵鬼。 „Sex”, „male”, „age”, „42” ; „class”, „Sorcerer.” “性别”,“男”,“年龄”,“42”;“职业”,“巫师。” „Where can your soul magic come?” “你的灵魂魔法是从哪里得来的？” „Teacher gives.” “老师给的。” „Who is your teacher?” “你的老师是谁？” ...... …… Under the direction of Tiya, the opening is smooth, has hidden the truth from this crowd of mage finally, the so detailed material that on the other hand, where Tiya prepares, should she not estimate me to be grasped. 在蒂亚的指引下,开头还算顺利,总算瞒过了这群法师,话说回来,蒂亚哪里准备的如此详细的资料,该不会她估算到我会被抓起来吧。 Emmm...... Emmm…… Corporal Tiya, after I go out, you continue to be your substitute person envoy. 蒂亚下士,等我出去以后,你还是继续做你的替身使者吧。 This thinks that can get by under false pretences, has not thought that this group kill air/Qi steaming black robe Sorcerer, the issue of interrogation suddenly becomes strange. 本以为可以就此蒙混过关,没想到这群杀气腾腾的黑袍巫师,审问的问题忽然变得诡异起来。 „Do you feel thin sword easy-to-use spiked club?” “你觉得细剑好使还是狼牙棒？” Said that did not make a mistake, you are mage, doesn't have staff this option? That naturally is spiked club! 说不是搞错了,你们可是法师,就没有法杖这个选项么？那当然是狼牙棒呀！ No, the direction that I complained also a little made a mistake probably, in brief...... 不,我吐槽的方向好像也有点搞错了,总之…… „Thin sword , thin sword!” “细剑,凡凡,细剑！” „Thin sword.” “细剑。” „Does into the sea|nautical mile really have the fish?” “海里真的有鱼吗？” „Has.” “有的。” „You thought that the chest big point chest dot is better?” “你觉得胸大点还是胸小点更好？” „Not too big nor too small just right appropriate that type......” “不大不小正好合适那种……” „You thought that what animal is most repugnant?” “你觉得什么样的动物最讨厌？” „Toad and so on......” “蟾蜍之类的……” „Monkey really crawling tree?” “猴子真的会爬树？” „Meeting.” “会的。” „Recently always minds very much oneself appearance and others are somewhat incompatible to need to trade ordinary point clothes/armor?” “最近总是很介意自己的打扮和其他人有些格格不入有必要换一身普通点的衣服吗？” „I feel good, don't let bother you visions of others, oneself happily good......” “我觉得挺好,无需介意其他人的眼光,自己高兴就好……” „Are dwarves growing the full beard?” “矮人都是长着大胡子吗？” „Male generally remains......” “男的一般都留……” „Sad time what selects is quite good dry/does?” “心情不好的时候干点什么比较好？” „Eats meal to sleep dozen of monkeys......” “吃饭睡觉打猴子……” „Some Rhett mountain range how much snows?” “亚瑞特山脉到底有多少雪？” „And the sand in desert are equally many.” “和沙漠里的沙子一样多。” I cannot bear the dog-headed military strategist who will put one's mouth close to another's ear will soon be unemployed: „You confirmed that at present this fellow isn't book?” 我忍不住附耳即将失业的狗头军师:“你确认眼前这家伙不是本子娜？” I who these strange issues, answered want to hit the person. 这些怪问题,答的我想打人。 „Isn't this good deed?” Tiya actually more listens to be happier, even jumps and shouts for joy, others could not see in any case, this little girl a little too did release for flight? “这不是好事么？”蒂亚却是越听越开心,甚至雀跃欢呼,反正其他人也看不到,这小丫头是不是有点太放飞自我了？ „What good deed?” “什么好事？” „This precisely did not explain, entire dreamland also during Nana's leadership?” “这不正好说明了,整个梦境还在娜娜的主导之中吗？” „Probably such truth, since such that fellow hasn't hurried to give me to come out? I really must get angry feed!” “好像是这么个道理,既然这样那家伙还不赶紧给我出来？我真的要发火了喂！” „Calm, calm, I think that Nana is not intentionally, perhaps she has not retrieved in the dream , these performance are the actions of subconscious.” “冷静,冷静,我想娜娜不是故意的,或许她并没有在梦中找回自我,,这些表现都是潜意识之举。” „Good.” I must acknowledge, although that person of occasionally princess is bad, but is also insufficient to achieve this degree, particularly also comes in Ji friend Tiya volume. “好吧。”我得承认,那人偶公主虽然性格恶劣,但也不至于做到这种程度,尤其是还把好姬友蒂亚卷进来。 Perhaps, she indeed is not yet sober, the dreamland is only the subconscious leadership, a point that Tiya said right. 或许,她的确是尚未清醒,梦境只是潜意识主导,蒂亚说的一点没错。 However the issue came, so many why our talent small mage understand? in any case I am also exempt install green to end the boundary of full page dream owner, how to feel facing the time advantage of Tiya this cloud player? Why she understands are more than me? 但是问题来了,我们的天才小法师为啥懂的那么多？好歹我也是免安装绿色完整版梦之境界的拥有者,怎么感觉面对蒂亚这个云玩家的时候一点优势都没有？她凭啥懂的比我多？ „, Praised me, I will be embarrassed, perhaps, was because I quite liked pondering.” “诶嘿嘿,凡凡这么夸我,我会不好意思的,或许,是因为我比较喜欢思考吧。” No, I do not calculate that is praising you, moreover did I praise your you like this to me? Don't I like thinking?! 不,我也不算在夸你,况且我夸了你你就这样对我？我就不喜欢动脑子咯？！ A point that you said right, the substitute person envoy , to continue to work as. 你说的一点都没错,替身使者,继续当着吧。 In brief, after hitting a chain of issues, finally, all black robe mage simultaneous/uniform stood up as if by prior agreement. 总之,在打了一连串的问题后,终于,所有的黑袍法师不约而同的齐齐站了起来。 „Without a doubt, your status has been confirmed that you can leave now at any time.” “毫无疑问,你的身份已经得到确认,你现在可以随时离开了。” Hurries, unties to me, do not waste the time. 赶紧的,给我解开,别浪费时间。 „Finally, the personal issues, you can use judgment to reply, did not answer does not have the issue, but if answered wrong......” gloomy smiled several, was black robe mage of head walks, untied magic Bind to me, while lowered the sound. “最后,有一个私人问题,你可以酌情回答,不答也没问题,但如果答错的话……”阴森森的笑了几声,为首的黑袍法师走过来,一边给我解开魔法束缚,一边压低声音。 „Whom do you feel most lovable?” “你觉得谁最可爱？” So interrogates and tortures the soul unexpectedly the issue?! 竟然是如此拷问灵魂的问题？！ My look one cold, the innermost feelings feel the suffering, what to do, what to do, I like forever() signature, what last filling is who is coming? The role were too many a little did not record clear. 我神色一凛,内心倍感煎熬,怎么办,怎么办,我永远喜欢()的签名,最后一个填的是谁来着？角色太多了有点记不清。 Fortunately some Tiya. 还好有蒂亚在。 My look austere, right fist grips tightly to arrive in the chest: „Princess first under heaven!” 我神色一肃,右拳紧握抵在心口:“公主殿下天下第一！” „It seems like I asked unnecessary issue, the young fellow vision is good, but later do not do this matter, attempts from the window peeping princess, was worked on getting angry punishment by the convoy guard carefully.” “看来我问了多余的问题,小伙子眼光不错,但以后可别干这种事情了,企图从窗口偷窥公主殿下,小心被护卫队抓起来火刑。” „, Right, while convenient a saying.” “哦,对了,顺便一说。” Unties Bind, is going to depart, this black robe mage turns to turn head, under hood shadow corners of the mouth slightly one. 解开束缚,将要离去的时候,这名黑袍法师扭回头,兜帽阴影下嘴角微微一咧。 „I am also one of the convoy guard.” “我也是护卫队的一员。” Then, he departs with stride, should not have the wind dungeon, the strong winds writings, raise his mage robe suddenly high, should be the air/Qi field of Super Unique rank, even comes to select to bring BGM is not strange, is completely actually crushed by the ordering white shirt of inside glance. 说完,他大步离去,本不该有风的地牢,陡然狂风大作,将他的法师袍高高扬起,本该是BOSS级别的气场,就算来点自带BGM也不奇怪,却被里面惊鸿一瞥的订制白汗衫彻底粉碎。 The back of shirt, seems to be printing the portrait of anyone. 汗衫的背面,似乎印着什么人的画像。 Hey, the dead dwelling is really abnormal. 噫,死宅真变态。 With great difficulty......, or reaches an agreement to be easy to get rid of the suspicion, comes out from the dungeon? 好不容易……呃,或者说好容易摆脱嫌疑,从地牢里面出来？ „Hateful, was suspended one, you confirmed that fellow is 30,000 years ago book? 30,000 years ago character already so bad?” “可恶,被摆了一道,你确认那家伙是三万年前的本子娜？三万年前性格就已经如此恶劣？” „I think that...... probably...... 30,000 years ago, is present Nana, the character is very good......” the Tiya look gently diagonal one side. “我想……大概……无论是三万年前,还是现在的娜娜,性格都很好……”蒂亚眼神轻轻斜向一边。 Looks at my eye speech my substitute person envoy! You said that the conscience will not really hurt! 看着我的眼睛说话啊我的替身使者！你这么说良心真的不会疼么！ „Always...... in brief, these have certainly anything to misunderstand, was inferior that we go to one to give a try again.” “总……总之,这其中一定有什么误会,不如我们再去一遍试试看吧。” „Also come? You have not listened to that fellow to say a moment ago, if I were grasped again may want the stake.” “还来？你没听刚才那家伙说,我要是再被抓可就要火刑了。” „Relieved relieved, burns undying by strength.” “安心安心,以凡凡的实力烧不死的。” „What you feel at ease is this aspect? Did not plan that denied I will suffer the stake?! Horadric is mage the crab foot disciple?” I was startled, Corporal Tiya, I thought that you do want to retire from the armed services ahead of time? “你安心的是这方面吗？不打算否认我会遭受火刑吗？！赫拉迪克法师都是蟹脚徒吗？”我惊了,蒂亚下士,我看你是想提前退伍了吧？ „Excuse me......” “请问……” The timid delicate, innocent and adorable sound, broke me with Tiya. 胆怯柔弱,稚气可爱的声音,打断了我和蒂亚。 The master of sound, corner, a common rag doll baby finds out the upper part, the sparking sparking eye of correct use glass bead, is taking a look at me. 声音的主人,墙角处,一个不起眼的布偶娃娃探出上半身,正用玻璃珠子的闪亮闪亮眼睛,打量着我。 „This to the strange mister who the wall is thinking aloud......” “这位对着墙壁自言自语的奇怪先生……” „???” “？？？” I just want to refute, actually sees Tiya to go all out to make the keeping silent hand signal, lets my let alone words. 我正想反驳,却见蒂亚拼命做出噤声手势,让我别说话。 „Please accept my apology!” “请接受我的道歉！” Then, the young rag doll baby walks from the corner, bows toward me. 说完,小小的布偶娃娃从墙角走出来,朝我鞠了一躬。 „Wait, who are you? Why can I apologize?” “等等,你是谁？干嘛要向我道歉？” „Because of my relations, harms the strange mister to be grasped, is really was sorry, because was too afraid therefore pressed the warning subconsciously......” “都是因为我的关系,害得奇怪的先生被抓,真是十分抱歉,因为太害怕了所以下意识的按了警报……” Saying, the rag doll baby is consecutively several stance neat bowing. 这么说着,布偶娃娃又是连续几个姿态端整的鞠躬。 I rubbed the temples, finally a little mentality. 我揉了揉太阳穴,总算有点思路了。 Therefore is this fellow book? Or 30,000 years ago book? 所以说这家伙就是本子娜？或者说三万年前的本子娜？ Such individual partner?! 这么个人偶？！ Therefore does the person inherit occasionally?! 所以人偶是遗传？！ Horadric clansman even person occasionally master?! 赫拉迪克族人均人偶师？！ „Naturally is impossible your fool, this is only by the person who Nana manipulates occasionally.” Seeing me is a face is first shocking, is suddenly enlighted, finally shows the dead dwelling really disgusting expression again, Tiya does not know why understood my mind course actually, answered hastily. “当然不可能了凡凡你这笨蛋,这只是受娜娜操纵的人偶。”见我先是一脸震惊,然后恍然大悟,最后再次露出死宅真恶心的表情,蒂亚不知为啥硬是读懂了我的心灵历程,连忙解释道。 Actually how I am more curious you to see. 其实我更好奇你到底是怎么看出来的。 I am complaining at heart, while has not forgotten to deal with under foot strange person occasionally baby. 我一边在心里吐槽,一边没忘记应付脚下这只奇怪的人偶娃娃。 „Was my action took the liberty, the friend told me, so long as did this can obtain the princess your regarding with a special fondness.” “是我的举动太冒昧了,有一个朋友告诉我只要这样做了就能得到公主殿下您的另眼相看。” Heard me saying that the person the baby is covering the small mouth occasionally, shy, delightful chuckle several that acted with constraint solemnly. 听到我这么说,人偶娃娃捂着小嘴,羞涩,端庄而矜持的悦耳轻笑数声。 „Is this, the strange mister as if knew the strange friend.” “是这样么,奇怪的先生似乎认识了奇怪的朋友。” Yeah, even a strange person occasionally. 可不是么,甚至还有一个奇怪的人偶。 ... 。。。