ROD :: Volume #35

#3483: Screenwriter: I was too difficult!


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** According to Tiya before death is the dwelling in home, in the family/home of being confined at home the squatting princess, clearly, the goal in the front, I drops out decisively does not have the caravan of use value, the metropolis toward doubtful ancient Horadric city rushed. 据蒂亚说生前是宅在家中,足不出户的家里蹲公主,很明显,目标就在前方,我果断抛下已经没有利用价值的商队,朝着疑似古代赫拉迪克城的都市奔去。 Finally because a suspicious cape appearance adds on all alone trail is very suspicious, was blocked not to let in the city gate by the guard. 结果因为一身可疑的斗篷打扮加上孤身一人形迹也十分可疑,被卫兵拦在了城门不让进。 „???” “???” Finishes an apprenticeship the victory/quick body not to predecease, is it possible that this is also the book evil intention? 出师未捷身先死,莫非这也是本子娜的恶意? The unexpected obstruction makes me somewhat worry for a while, you said the formidable who my saves the world, Lesser Evil in the front, the treasured sword has been unable to tolerate thirst and hunger, your it meow actually told me, what I take was the children's ticket, in can't enter? 意想不到的阻挠让我一时有些犯难,你说我一个拯救世界的勇者,魔王就在前方,宝剑已经饥渴难耐,你它喵竟然告诉我,我拿着的是儿童票,不能入内? Touches secretly? If other city is good, easy matter, but the Horadric city is somewhat special, as the country of mage, arranged innumerable magic barrier naturally, even does the city gate guard is mage you dares to believe? Was blocking my a moment ago, I am stealthy, suspicious? I told you, I with your family princess that was...... that am...... 偷偷摸进去?如果是别的城还好,轻而易举的事情,不过赫拉迪克城有些特殊,作为法师之国,理所当然的布置了无数魔法结界,连城门守卫都是法师你敢信?就刚才拦着我那个,我鬼鬼祟祟,形迹可疑?我告诉你,我跟你们家公主那可是……那可是…… Good, I must acknowledge that his vision is truly good, knows the old enemy who princess must come. 好吧,我得承认他的眼光确实不错,知道公主殿下的宿敌要来了。 Without the means that finally thinks the idea of no new idea, mixes to the beforehand caravan, enters a city finally smoothly. 没办法,最后还是想了个毫无新意的点子,混入到之前的商队里,总算顺利进了城。 You think that I did abandon you? I come back brazenly ! 你以为我抛弃了你们?我又厚着脸皮回来哒! Also confirmed while convenient, here indeed was the ancient Horadric city, book place of origin right. 顺便也确认了,这里的确就是古代赫拉迪克城,本子娜的老家没错。 Where Tiya does not know, has smooth entering a city, the desert is her place of origin, she should not become lost is right, speaking the truth should be able first step to arrive compared with me. 蒂亚不知道在哪里,有没有顺利进城,沙漠本来就是她的老家,她应该不会迷路才对,讲道理应该能比我先一步到达吧。 In city, I appreciates the 30,000 years ago Horadric cities, while seeks for the form of Tiya. 城内,我一边欣赏三万年前的赫拉迪克城,一边寻找蒂亚的身影。 Really worthily is the mage state, various black science and technology, some even make me have one type whether returned to the misconception of original world, for example just the demon that passed through from my side led the public transportation, was pilotless, in path people the hand is grasping magic brick shape magic communication, acting in a completely informal or uninhibited manner thought aloud loudly, by street, among stores, by form broadcast advertisement of magic projection, grotesque and gaudy, clamored. 果然不愧是法师国度,各种黑科技,有些甚至让我产生一种是否回到了原来世界的错觉,譬如说刚从我身边经过的魔导公交车,还是无人驾驶,路人手中握着魔法砖头形状的魔法通讯器,旁若无人的大声自言自语,街道两侧,商铺之间,以魔法投影的形式播放广告,光怪陆离,喧哗之极。 This is 30,000 years later by scattered about alliance that Hell spawn destroys, radiant magic civilization that cannot see absolutely, no, even if places for 30,000 years ago, can popularize the magic to the ordinary manpower on, probably also only then Horadric can accomplish, it can be imagined that time Horadric clan powerful, other cities, even if controls the entire continent Holy See, in their eyes perhaps is also only one group of boorish fellows and country bumpkins. 这是三万年后被地狱一族破坏的七零八落的联盟,绝对看不到的璀璨魔法文明,不,哪怕放在三万年前,能够将魔法普及到普通人手上,大概也只有赫拉迪克能办到,可想而知那时候的赫拉迪克族有多强大,其他城市,哪怕掌控整个大陆的教廷,在他们眼中恐怕也只是一群莽夫和乡巴佬吧。 Like this radiant civilization, actually because of squandering money, the resources exhausts, finally ends, recalled that the past years arrived in the scene that Horadric saw for the first time, including nice clothes/armor did not have, to wear the animal skin stomacher to add Tiya of shorts( although very sexy), compared with refugee camp very many small village, contrast present liveliness. 这样的璀璨文明,却因为挥霍无度,资源耗尽,最终落幕,回想起当年第一次抵达赫拉迪克看到的景象,连件像样的衣服都没有,穿着兽皮抹胸加短裤的蒂亚(虽然很性感),比难民营好不了多少的小村庄,对比现在的繁华。 The change, simply looks like in the original world, saw that the industrial civilization backed up the man ape time, made one sob, thought the comp book My lively vitality pure sexy man ape princess wife. 个中的变迁,简直就像是在原来世界,看到工业文明倒退回了人猿时代,不禁让人唏嘘,想写本【我的活泼元气纯真性感人猿公主老婆】。 Wait, book is to my monkey, trackable? 等等,难道本子娜对我一口一声猴子,是有据可查的? Abandons these recollections handsome, strolled most of the day time, although only experienced the corner of entire Horadric city, but the approximate layout I have almost found out. 撇下这些浮想翩翩,逛了大半天时间,虽然只见识了整个赫拉迪克城的一角,但大致的布局我已经差不多摸清楚了。 The place is very big, is populous, the layout relatively is simple, is divided the inner city outer city, both's style difference is very significant, simply to degree of distinguishing right from wrong. 地方很大,人口众多,布局却相对简单,分内城外城,两者的风格差异十分明显,简直到了泾渭分明的程度。 The outer city was I saw a moment ago, just like the lively scene of metropolis, the inner city was the mage tower that tens of thousands of towered high, in addition almost could not see other constructions, perhaps naturally , can only observe with me from afar, is unable to enter related. 外城就是我刚才看到的,宛如大都市的繁华景象,内城则是成千上万座高高耸立的法师塔,除此之外几乎看不到其他建筑,当然,或许也和我只能远远观察,无法进入有关。 Then the issue came, how should I enter the inner city? 那么问题来了,我该怎么进入内城? The princess as Horadric, book definitely cannot escape in the inner city, is quite anxious, this fellow discovered our arrival does not have, the evil intention estimates, perhaps she had found Tiya, sits the sofa, is drinking the fruit juice, is eating the small biscuit, was looking that I performed to rob the dream space. 身为赫拉迪克的公主,本子娜肯定是在内城跑不了,好急呀,这家伙到底发现了我们的到来没有,恶意揣摩一下,她说不定已经找到了蒂亚,坐着沙发,喝着果汁,吃着小饼干,在看我上演盗梦空间了。 Best not to let me catch, I am staring the inner city wickedly, here defense is more stern, naturally, this is on outwardly, Horadric mage that is not short of money will tell you, actually various magic array of our arrangement, the quantity ratio guards here in secret much also . 最好别让我抓到,我恶狠狠的瞪着内城,这里的守备更加森严,当然,这都是明面上的,不差钱的赫拉迪克法师会告诉你,其实我们在这里暗中布置的各种魔法阵,数量比守卫还多哒。 Moreover looks at the quantity of that mage tower, really really scared to death my Savior, if this flushed rashly, even can magic array, then still be able to experience to several tens of thousands of Horadric Mage flies the midair, enormous and powerful, dense and numerous, just like locust that everywhere danced in the air, made dumplings to encircle me equally all round. 而且看那法师塔的数量,真真吓死我这个救世主了,这要是贸然冲进去,就算能过魔法阵这一关,接下来也能见识到数万魔法师飞上半空,浩浩荡荡,密密麻麻,犹如漫天飞舞的蝗虫,包饺子一样将我团团围了起来。 One ton cheek, makes mosquito big meat stuffing that stuffed dumpling. 一吨重的面皮,包蚊子大的肉馅那种饺子。 At the appointed time, let alone cannot display the four wings strength in the book dreamland, even if I can turn into the three heads and six arms five masters, meets scalp tingles facing this battle formation, clamps the tail. 届时,别说在本子娜的梦境里发挥不出四翼实力,哪怕我就是能变成三头六臂的五爷,面对这种阵势也会头皮发麻,夹紧尾巴。 A character, instigated that was right. 一个字,怂就对了。 Instigated that can let my Gou life/command, actually cannot make me sneak the inner city, you said that I every kind sparse Druid, small lamb, how should mix in such as in the Horadric mage group of Wolf tiger, doesn't this feel embarrassed me? 怂能让我苟命,却不能让我潜入内城,你说我一个样样稀疏的德鲁伊,小羊羔似的,该怎么混入如似虎的赫拉迪克法师群里,这不是为难我么? I have one to face upward the long and loud cry, shouted loudly Book you know when to stop to me, hurries to urinate Impulsion, regardless of the fellow currently does have to discover us, this throat roars , can notice? 我有一股想仰天长啸,高声大喊【本子娜你给我适可而止,赶紧起来撒尿吧】的冲动,无论那家伙现在有没有发现我们,这一嗓子吼下去,也总该能注意到了吧? Thinks that the Alley beforehand urging, endured finally, has about oneself with my king same attracts troublesome physique, I quite had self-knowledge, referred to the uncertain throat just tearing, will have what serious matter. 想想埃里雅之前的叮嘱,最后还是忍了下来,关于自己有着和吾王一样吸引麻烦的体质这点,我还是颇有自知之明的,指不定自己喉咙才刚刚扯开,就会发生什么不得了的事情。 Therefore , now should swell the office? Swells can enter to the inner city, sees book, tries to find the solution quickly, my brain! 所以说,现在该肿么办?肿么才能进入到内城里,见到本子娜,快想想办法呀,我的脑子! Lowers the head the ponder, ponders again. 低头沉思,再沉思。 Pokes and poke the stamp, to poke the stamp, stamp and stamp the stamp...... 戳、戳戳、戳戳、戳、戳戳戳…… The words saying that from started to care a moment ago very much, is the noise of wind? Probably has had anything to whip itself, from head to foot, from the foot to the end, starts once again, takes great pains. 话说从刚才开始就一直很在意,是风儿的喧嚣么?好像一直有什么在拍打着自己,从头到脚,再从脚到头,周而复始,不厌其烦。 My suddenly a thing that held the unseemly behavior on oneself, in the palm gripped a small hand. 我冷不防的一把抓住了在自己身上作怪的东西,手心里握住了一只小手。 The master of small hand...... 小手的主人…… „!” “哇!” Your head, why found me a sound, paws in this.” A hand blade falls on the master volume heart of small hand gently, Tiya hehe smiled embarrassed. “哇你个头,为什么找到我不出个声,在这一个劲乱摸。”一记手刀轻轻落在小手的主人额心上,蒂亚诶嘿嘿的不好意思笑了起来。 What smiles to smile, we are with great difficulty separated, I was deliberately considering you are minimum the tenth volume to appear again, braves the screenwriter to suddenly awkward? Was the revision stage easy? Your many also considers for Party B.” “笑什么笑,我们好不容易才分开,我寻思着你起码得第十集才能再出现,冷不防冒出来编剧得有多为难?修改台本容易么?你多少也为乙方考虑一下。” Is also speaking some cynical remark.” “凡凡又在说些怪话了。” And you too, where poked my you also very to go covertly.” “彼此彼此,偷偷摸摸一个劲戳我的你也好不了哪里去。” Because of this, we are being a couple.” “正因为这样,我们才是夫妻呀。” Has turned into the strange couple to combine? It seems like earns living the day that is not far to the street.” “已经变成了奇怪夫妻组合了吗?看来离街头卖艺的日子也不远了。” ~~ ~ “凡凡~~~” Does, suddenly called was so disgusting.” “干嘛,忽然叫的那么肉麻。” ~~ ~ “凡凡~~~” Living, but also is in good health.” “活着,还健在。” ~~ ~ “凡凡~~~” I died, was been disgusting.” “我死了,被肉麻死了。” Really!” “是真的凡凡!” You think that I am the genuine article? I just am the trivial substitute person envoy!” “你以为我是真货?我只不过是区区替身使者而已!” Always speaks some cynical remark really!” “总是说些怪话的就是真的凡凡!” „......” “……” This fellow, sometimes with a naive romantic smile face earnest said some disrespectful words. 这家伙,有时候会用天真浪漫的笑容一脸认真的说出些十分失礼的话呢。 Therefore, you were doing a moment ago?” “所以,你刚才在干嘛?” Is confirming.” “在确认凡凡呀。” You really think that I am fake? Is it possible that did you run into other me?” “你真以为我是假的?莫非你遇到了其他我?” I am startled, thinks carefully, really has this possibility, perhaps in the book bad personality and violent means that will pinch me in room in her dream, then the stamp explodes one by one! 我大吃一惊,仔细一想,确实有这个可能性,以本子娜的恶劣性格和暴力手段,说不定会在她的梦里捏出一屋子的我,然后挨个戳爆! I more want more to feel the possibility, revolving fear extremely, actually Tiya shakes the head unexpectedly gently: Arrived does not have.” 我越想越觉得可能,细思极恐,却不料蒂亚轻轻一摇头:“到是没有。” What vigor are you overly suspicious and fearful?” My staggers, the book dirty trick was made up by my brain quickly completely, did you say this words? “那你疑神疑鬼个什么劲?”我一个踉跄,本子娜的卑鄙手段都快被我脑补完整了,你才说出这种话? I was confirming can discover me.” “我是在确认凡凡到底能不能发现我。” Therefore you found my time roared a throat not to finish up?” “所以你找到我的时候吼一嗓子不就完事了么?” I...... am a little afraid.” “我……有点害怕。” Fear?” I seemingly hear this phrase from the Tiya mouth for the first time, this can live to chew the sandworm scorpion centipede coolly the desert little princess, what is afraid in own domain? “害怕?”我貌似还是第一次从蒂亚口中听到这个字眼,这个能面不改色的生嚼沙虫蝎子蜈蚣的沙漠小公主,在自己的地盘里害怕个什么? Because, everyone had not discovered me probably.” “因为,大家好像一直都没有发现我。” Everyone?” Why Tiya said is some sparse ordinary phrases, can't I actually understand obstinately? “大家?”为什么蒂亚说的都是些稀疏平常的字眼,我却愣是听不懂呢? Lifts a chestnut.” “举个栗子。” Tiya looks around several, light arrives in front of an open-air fruit stall keeper, right, is light, with a small spirit type, just started that the god line has, I also think that still opened the new big gift parcel the small spirit to be attracted in the Holy See mountain. 蒂亚东张西望几眼,轻飘飘的来到一个露天水果摊贩面前,没错,就是轻飘飘的,跟小幽灵一个样,刚开始哇那一声,神行具备,我还以为仍在教廷山拆新手大礼包的小幽灵被吸了过来。 Then, although lively active, but good-hearted never does Tiya of misdemeanor, made one to let my unexpected action. 然后,虽然活泼好动但心地善良从来不干坏事的蒂亚,做了一个让我意想不到的举动。 Her two hands are lifting the fruit rack, makes an effort to raise upward. 她两只手抬着水果架子,用力往上一掀。 Hey! 嘿! Raised a loneliness, her hand passed through the rack directly. 掀了个寂寞,她的手直接穿过了架子。 Is such matter.” She somewhat dejectedly fluttered, the vision falls to me on the time, restored the full vitality and smile. “就是这么回事。”她有些沮丧的飘了回来,目光落到我身上的时候,又恢复了满满元气和笑容。 Here all things, aren't you able to touch?” I somewhat understood. “这里的所有东西,你都无法碰触?”我有些懂了。 Un, not only that everyone cannot see me.” Tiya nods layer on layer/heavily, then begins crookedly, emits the innumerable question marks. “嗯,不仅如此,大家也都看不到我。”蒂亚重重点头,接着又歪起了头,冒出无数个问号。 „Is that very convenient?” My wonderful idea, the brain hole capable person cannot, if oneself have Tiya this ability...... “那岂不是很便利?”我奇思妙想,脑洞能人所不能,假如说自己有蒂亚这种能力…… The matter of having a dream, how can call to peep, right. 做梦的事,怎么能叫偷窥呢,对吧。 Can be Alley magic array has problems.” Scratched the corners of the mouth, I am serious. “会不会是埃里雅的魔法阵出了问题。”擦了擦嘴角,我一脸严肃。 Said, relation not on Alley.” “说起来,也联系不上埃里雅了。” Waits again, can perhaps relate quickly on.” “再等等吧,或许很快就能联系上了。” According to the view of small merpeople, our two enters in the book dream, as her of dreamland extradition, although does not have the means and we comes in together, acts together, but can also peep the dreamland through other method, and we have the contact with the method of similar aside. 按照小人鱼的说法,我们两个进入本子娜的梦中,作为梦境引渡者的她,虽然没办法和我们一起进来,一起行动,但也能通过别的方法一窥梦境,并且用类似旁白的手段和我们取得联系。 Perhaps is the network is not good, Alley is standard is attempting to connect diligently, after all is very possible to deliver wide band package of years to attach to 100 phone bills forces 36 months of payment value-added service entire family barrel that type. 或许是网络不大好,埃里雅正在努力尝试连接中吧,毕竟很可能是冲一百块话费送宽带包年附加强制36个月付费增值服务全家桶那种。 The lower hem corner was pulled gently pulled, the Tiya chin is light, visits me carefully, immediately shows the bright smile. 衣角被轻轻扯了一扯,蒂亚下巴轻仰,细细看着我,随即露出灿烂笑容。 Therefore, can bump into, was really good.” “所以,能碰到凡凡,真是太好了。” I can understand that anxiety of Tiya, even in the dream, places vividly, was actually disregarded and denied by the whole world, the aloneness and malicious that this type has the strong contrast contrast, may be thrown in the test dreamland more brutal than by the salt fish sword me in the past, particularly Tiya this lively character, is unable to endure absolutely. 我能理解蒂亚内心的不安,即便是在梦中,身处繁华,却被整个世界无视和否认,这种带着强烈反差对比的孤寂和恶意,可比我当年被咸鱼剑扔到考验梦境里更加残酷,尤其是蒂亚这种活泼的性格,是绝对无法忍受的。 Therefore brings terrifiedly, even if sees my most intimate husband, does not dare to summon, but is cautious, the innermost feelings emit the little small hope, stretches out the finger first to poke a stamp. 所以才带着惶恐不安,即便是见到我这个最亲近的丈夫,也不敢呼唤,而是小心翼翼的,内心冒出一点点小希望,伸出手指先戳一戳。 Regarding such Tiya, the best therapeutic schedule makes an effort to hug her in the bosom, is feeling each other temperature and heartbeat, then came on a deep kiss in ancient times. 对于这样的蒂亚,最好的治疗方案就是将她用力抱在怀里,感受着彼此的温度和心跳,然后来上一个天荒地老的深吻。 While convenient ku dead book! 顺便齁死本子娜! ... 。。。
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