**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Place that returned everyone lives, I perhaps thanks Evil Dragon the graciousness of not killing, making me face Uncle Hatty day in day out that false smile, as if endures was punished on a false charge the huge suffering contradiction strange complexion, I rather then ask seven giants to go all out to consider as finished directly. 回的还是大家住的地方,我或许得感谢恶龙蕾娜的不杀之恩,让我一天到晚面对哈迪大叔那张皮笑肉不笑,又仿佛忍受了六月飞霜般的天大委屈的矛盾诡异脸色,我宁愿回头直接找七巨头拼命算了。 The fellow, was hates me to hate in the bone to go absolutely, felt for others, which day small black coal they also had the words that a lover came back, my complexion estimate will be stranger, if changed into is card clean, perhaps will present the double strangeness, was just like ancient God to recover, the SAN value was insufficient, died a violent death directly. 那家伙,绝对是恨我恨到骨子里去了吧,将心比心,哪天小黑炭她们也带个野男人回来的话,我的脸色估计会更加诡异,如果换成是卡洁儿,恐怕会出现双倍的诡异,好比古神复苏,SAN值不够,直接暴毙。 On the other hand, now the stature may really be is punched by Walter miserably, in the impression, the enemy of life and death fight not to mention, to fighting the practice can also practice that miserably, when lower primary school Junior Sister taught especially, now recalls that as sincere still has a vivid memory as the solid feeling of meat, making me particularly fondly remember. 话又说回来,今个儿可真是被瓦尔特揍惨了,印象中,生死搏斗的敌人姑且不说,对战练习还能练那么惨的,也就当初小师妹的特训了,现在回想起来,那拳拳到肉的扎实感觉依然记忆犹新,让我分外怀念。 By me so strong resilience, returns to the dwelling now, injury as before not completely good, on the face is just like the clown, the azure purple same place, the left cheeks are swollen compared with the right, the right shoulder short a section...... fed compared with the left shoulder, this is what wound can turn into this appearance, the person are disabled! 以我现在如此强大的恢复能力,回到住处,身上的伤势依旧没有完全好,脸上好比小丑,青一块紫一块,左边脸颊比右边肿了一圈,右边的肩膀比左边的肩膀矮了一截……喂,这是哪门子的伤才能变成这副模样啊,人都已经残废了吧！ This is Liz insisted that must support by the arm me, wound is her father stays behind, perhaps feels compunction to take the blame for this reason, to satisfy Liz small making reparations desire, I can only deign to accept a post, shows this irritable posture, who makes the body elevation difference too many. 这是莉莉丝坚持要搀扶我,就身上的伤是她父亲留下的,或许是为此感到内疚负罪,为了满足莉莉丝小小的赎罪愿望,我只能屈就一下,摆出这副别扭姿势,谁让身高差太多呢。 This called anything, masters and disciples affectionate! 这叫什么,师徒情深！ However to be honest, did not consider that the face wait/etc issue of words, I suggested that Liz carries me to come back to be better directly, the sentiment is more proper. 但是说实话,不考虑面子等等问题的话,我建议莉莉丝还是直接扛着我回来更好,感情更到位。 If after shouldering on a swayed toward the stone bed, I coughs up blood to keep the book, after the shivering finger writes down a tile character passed away difficultly at the scene, that script suspense was more compact, revenges for the master lifts to the father resolutely...... lifts the imposing knight young girl of umbrella, tch. 要是在扛回来以后往石床上一摆,我咳血留书,用颤抖指头艰难写下一个瓦字后当场去世,那剧本就更加悬疑紧凑了,为师报仇毅然向父亲举……举伞的凛然骑士少女,啧啧啧。 Cracks a joke, but at this moment, I must ferment another script, this did not crack a joke. 开玩笑的,不过此时此刻,我必须酝酿另外一个剧本,这可不是开玩笑了。 On my appearance, without a reasonable explanation, will definitely be ridiculed by that help/gang mindless fellow, the nag will open if as expected, bets me to suffer many fists, draws to be unsuitable to disclose that insider Evil Dragon and book of name pull out together, obstructs me while convenient by the path that the attack illegal gambling house makes one's own way. 就我这副模样,要是没有一个合理的解释,肯定会被那帮没心没肺的家伙嘲笑,不出意外的话老马又会开盘,赌我挨了多少拳,拉上不便透露姓名的知情人士恶龙蕾娜和本子娜一起抽成,顺便阻挠我靠打击非法赌局发家致富的道路。 Therefore, what excuse finding is good? 所以,找个什么理由好呢？ For example was I of Savior wanted to make a debut to work as the idol recently, therefore trained hard the flat land to fall takes own sprouting/moe? 比如说身为救世主的我最近想要出道当偶像,于是苦练平地摔作为自己的萌点？ Probably accepted appearance! 好像行得通的样子！ When I weave alternative scheme B silently, was supported by the arm by Liz, has been returning. 就在我默默编织备用方案B的时候,被莉莉丝搀扶着,已经回到了。 What's the matter? Quiet, I alone first came back, are others still practicing? 咋回事？静悄悄的,就我一个人先回来了,其他人还在练习？ Do punched most miserable I turn into the person who idled on the contrary? 被揍的最惨的我反倒变成了最懈怠的人？ Inside not no one, instead is everyone, but one after another did not speak, as if sat in the arena corner the boxer of black white style. 里面并非没有人,反而是大家都在,只是一个个都不吭声,仿佛坐在擂台角落里黑白色画风的拳击手。 On the face wrote all over frustration. 脸上写满了挫败。 „How was everyone this?” I hint Liz to hold me to sit down in the chair, what opposite is the nag, he raised the head, reveals a horrible to look at face, an eye big eye is small, the nose is a little probably crooked. “大家这是怎么了？”我示意莉莉丝扶我在椅子坐下,对面的是老马,他抬起头来,露出一张惨不忍睹的脸,一个眼大一个眼小,鼻子好像还有点歪。 „hahaha!!!” “哈哈哈！！！” „hahaha!!!” “哈哈哈！！！” We are pointing at the face of opposite party as if by prior agreement, laughs loudly. 我们不约而同指着对方的脸,捧腹大笑。 Then insipid lowers the head, in the people increased a frustrated boxer. 而后索然无味的低下头去,群众里又新增了一名失意拳击手。 „Feeling...... is not a little right.” master brother rare shows the confused expression, as if a little suspicion life. “感觉……有点不对呀。”大师兄少见的露出迷茫表情,似乎有点怀疑人生。 „Here and Heaven, the disparity was also too big.” “这里和天堂,差距也太大了。” As getting up Heaven, has gotten down the Hell high-end business traveller, Carlos had felt, the paradise of transcription dragon it was too difficult, did not truncate good, could not have the pain of practicing, but was the attack is too big, can make people feel a deep despair, even/including sacred light cannot rescue. 作为上过天堂,下过地狱的高端商务旅行人士,卡洛斯觉得,龙之乐园副本它还是太难了呀,不削不行,不是吃不了修行的苦,而是打击太大,能让人感到一股深深的绝望,连圣光都救不来。 „Very normal, after all here may not have the division of paradise and higher dragon paradise of ordinary dragon.” “很正常,毕竟这里可没普通龙之乐园和高等龙之乐园之分。” I suggested that Heaven has the social class, some people catch a fish by hand, and suspected seriously five masters are because plays a finger guessing game to guess that lost to be forced, assumed full responsibility of all painstakingly live dirty job tiring work. 我暗示天堂存在阶级,有人摸鱼,并严重怀疑五爷是因为猜拳猜输了才被迫下来,包揽所有苦活脏活累活。 „How Heaven is I have not gone, I thought perhaps...... I should not come, here challenge does not suit me.” The nag covers the face to collapse, knew from his mouth, their afternoon trainings, how approach in a fallen asleep old dragon —— ten thousand meters range unexpectedly. “天堂是怎么样我没去过,我只是觉得……或许我不该来的,这里的挑战根本不适合我。”老马捂脸崩溃,从他口中得知,他们下午的训练,竟然是如何靠近一头已经睡着的老龙的——万米范围内。 Exhales the dragon prestige remaining prestige that from the nostril, has made the nag turn into the trackers in Volga River, the black and blue on face, are not the fight create , because approaches forcefully, cannot withstand dragon prestige to oppress throws down time and time again, falls on the ground. 只是从鼻孔里呼出的龙威余威,就已经让老马变成伏尔加河上的纤夫了,脸上的青肿,不是战斗造成的,是因为强行靠近,承受不了龙威压迫一次又一次摔倒,在地上摔出来的。 The flat land that good, I want to look for falls the excuse, had been first registered, moreover is worthy of the reputation, righteous. 好嘛,我想找的平地摔借口,已经被人抢先注册,而且还名副其实,理直气壮。 Saw rarely the nag is so depressed, I just want to comfort anything, suddenly his thread of conversation revolution. 难得见到老马如此沮丧,我正想安慰点什么,忽然他话锋一转。 „Saw that Hans Ricken Boss they are so also miserable, I thought that also had nothing.” “不过看到汉斯里肯老大他们也那么惨,我觉得也就没什么了。” Fast-food restaurant Chief party of lying down spear/gun a face compels, to scratch the head ignorant, told own suffering hardships experience, received the inspiration of nag probably, they were saying to be saying, suddenly takes easy, even showed the gratified smile, said. 躺枪的快餐店小队队长一脸懵逼,挠挠头,也诉说了自己的受苦经历,大概是收到了老马的启发,他们说着说着,忽然就想开了,甚至露出了欣慰笑容,道。 „Saw even gorilla senior also in that diligently teaches() is practiced( painstakingly), we have what are good to complain that can come to here to be content.” “看到连大猩猩前辈也在那么努力的训(受)练(苦),我们还有什么好抱怨的,能来这里就该知足了。” „Well, I?” Gorilla tall Te who is eating the banana supplementary energy, the mouth stopper half is then lost in thought. “咦,我？”正在吃香蕉补充能量的大猩猩高特,嘴里塞着半根便陷入了沉思。 Then with tone opens the mouth that hitting to discuss. 然后用打商量的口吻开口。 „That...... can be called me the high special senior, gorilla senior anything...... always feels somewhat irritably.” “那个……可以叫我高特前辈么,大猩猩前辈什么的……总感觉有些别扭。” „This matter is how unimportant.” I interrupted. “这种事情无论怎么样都不重要吧。”我插嘴一句。 „I felt very important before......”, can easily hoodwink the past method, suffers hardships probably, the brain started to rotate, was caught by gorilla tall Te unexpectedly. “我觉得还是挺重要的……”以前能轻易蒙混过去的手段,大概是受了苦,大脑开始转动了,竟然被大猩猩高特接住了。 Therefore I produced a ice mirror silently, places high especially front. 于是我默默造了块冰镜,放在高特面前。 Looks that in the ice mirror is producing an inverted image, in the hand is grasping half banana, the mouth stopper half banana, the whole face grows hair( whiskers) the inverted image, does not know why gorilla tall Te is lost in thought. 看着冰镜里倒映着的,手上握着半条香蕉,嘴里塞着半条香蕉,满脸长毛(络腮胡)的倒影,不知为何大猩猩高特又陷入了沉思。 Then pats the palm suddenly, accepted with pleasure gorilla senior name. 然后恍然一拍手心,欣然接受了大猩猩前辈这个叫法。 Honest simple and honest even I want to weep bitterly one for this fellow. 诚实憨厚的连我都想为这家伙痛哭一场了。 „Actually is not anything, was punched by Lena at home also frequently is this, was the psychology attacks in a big way, 【And orangutan young child in front of big dragon has no difference】 This feeling, weak is unable to continue watching including oneself, to be honest is very uncomfortable.” “其实也不算什么,在家的时候被丽娜揍也经常是这样的,就是心理打击大了点,【在巨龙面前自己和猩猩幼崽没什么区别】这种感觉,弱的连自己都看不下去,说实话还是挺难受的。” The people fall into silent. 众人陷入沉默。 First, this fellow has multi- doing, is so at home miserable. 首先,这家伙是有多作,在家里就那么惨。 Next, he seems to have completed to accept orangutan setting even to make the self- brain to make up. 其次,他似乎已经完成接受了猩猩这个设定甚至做了自我脑补。 „But, I said that should not be angry, sees Thea Tuker your also such sorry figure, suddenly thought that this setback this is not anything.” “但是,我这么说可别生气,看到西雅图克你也这么狼狈,忽然觉得这点挫折这也不算什么。” Then, before two fellow apprentices and Mr. and Mrs. tall Te, probably also a little gratitude and grudges, although is past tense, had reconciled, but really saw that at this time two fellow apprentices suffer hardships, tall Te will be subconscious trying to find pleasure amidst suffering. 说起来,二师兄和高特夫妇以前好像还有点恩怨,虽然已经是过去式,早就和解了,但果然这时候看到二师兄受苦,高特还是会下意识的苦中作乐。 „, Even our alliance No. 1 expert this, we are anything.” Two Senior Brother brazen hearts are big, cocoa nostril, thinking little played my ball. “啧,连我们的联盟第一高手都这样,我们算什么。”二师兄脸大心大,抠抠鼻孔,不以为意的将球踢回了我脚下。 Well...... well? 咦……咦咦？ Turned out compared with the miserable congress? Whom should I ask to compare? 结果变成了比惨大会？那我该找谁比去了？ In other words , I most miserable? 换言之,我最惨？ My face delay, is not a little able to accept such setting, similarly delay also has Shassi and Tugra Kov, has the actor's pay snatched inexplicable pain. 我一脸呆滞,有点无法接受这样的设定,同样呆滞的还有沙希克和图拉克夫,有种戏份被抢的莫名之痛。 „Come, drinks tea.” “来,喝茶。” „......, Thanks.” My subconscious receiving teacup, sipped one, in the tea aroma under lips and teeth gradually influences, the mood gradually relaxes. “啊……哦,谢谢。”我下意识的接过茶杯,啜了一口,在唇齿间的茶香熏陶下,心情逐渐舒缓下来。 It is not right, wait/etc! 不对,等等！ „How your fellow can here!” I jump from the chair, pointed at the present young girl to be startled to call out. “你这家伙怎么会在这里！”我从椅子上一蹦而起,指着眼前的少女惊叫道。 „High-rising too in great surprise mob, I am continuously.” Puts on red and white princess who not the proper red and white reveal armpit witch takes, raised the head to glance my one eyes with the disrespectful vision, duplicate/restores and three did not have the princess to discuss the issue of tea leaves. “兀实在太大惊小怪了,我可是一直都在。”穿着不正经的红白露腋巫女服的红白公主,用失礼的目光抬头瞟了我一眼,复又和三无公主一起讨论茶叶的问题。 Three do not have the princess you also in!!! 三无公主你也在啊！！！ „Every Boss, you were too disrespectful, isn't the spirit dream Sir continuously in?” “凡老大,你太失礼了,灵梦大人不是一直都在吗？” „Right, old with dim eyes should also have a limit.” “对对对,老眼昏花也该有个限度。” „Was Junior Brother Wu, you is too is it possible that tired these days?” “吴师弟,莫非是你这段时间太累了？” „This look, I looked that can be laid to rest directly.” “这眼神,我看可以直接入土为安了。” Everyone you said my one, as if was really my eye had the problem. 大家你一言我一句,仿佛真是我的眼睛出现了问题。 „Did you see the small jasmine?” “你们看到小茉莉了么？” „Well, small jasmine? Where is at? Listened to your such saying...... I to go!” “咦,小茉莉？在哪？听你这么一说……我去！” „......” “……” Good, it seems like it is not. 好吧,看来并不是。 In other words, certainly is red and white princess fellow, using any suspicious method to hoodwink, misleading everyone into thinking that she continuously with us in the same place, certainly was this. 也就是说,一定是红白公主这家伙,用了什么可疑的手段蒙混进来,让大家误以为她一直跟我们在一起,一定是这样。 I even more believe that my judgment, un un is nodding, at this time the sleeves were pulled gently. 我越发相信自己的判断,嗯嗯点着头,这时候衣袖被轻轻拉扯了一下。 Red and white princess fellow, in the palm grasps the block memory crystal to hand over, opening, passed over gently and swiftly at present static pictures. 红白公主这家伙,手心里握着块记忆水晶递上来,开启,眼前掠过一幅幅静止的画面。 First was we just boarded Eika Layh's ship, behind the mast, revealed the corner/horn of scarlet butterfly knot. 第一幅是我们刚刚登上艾卡莱伊的船,在桅杆后面,露出大红蝴蝶结的一角。 Second is the nag suffers hardships to change the ball, in grazed remnant shadow, will wipe the slender form to cover, only reveals the half wide becoming known sleeve. 第二幅是老马受苦变球,飞掠的残影中,将一抹纤细身影遮挡起来,只露出半截宽大白袖。 Third arrives at the paradise of dragon initially, everyone in curious looks around everywhere, the careful observation, had/left the half calf probably much, the master of leg was been solid by the crowd thorough blocking. 第三幅初到龙之乐园,大家正在好奇的四处张望的时候,仔细观察,好像多出了半截小腿,腿的主人被人群彻底遮挡严实。 Fourth is the paradise of dusk dragon, the horizon has one flock of big dragons to kid around to hover, grazes from the Jianfeng group mountain range, carefully looked, will discover in the picture, only then in the big dragon group of fist size, a sunspot of pinhole size, pulls closer scene, pulls closer again, originally this sunspot is riding the red and white princess of broom unexpectedly. 第四幅是黄昏的龙之乐园,天边有一群巨龙嬉闹翱翔着,从剑峰群峦中飞掠而过,仔细看,会发现画面中只有拳头大小的巨龙群里,还有一个针孔大小的黑点,拉近镜头,再拉近,原来这个黑点竟然是骑着扫帚的红白公主。 Fifth...... 第五幅…… Sixth...... 第六幅…… I: „......” 我:“……” Is this everyone of Diablo version finds fault? In order to prove oneself with are my look has problems, this fellow also enough spelled. 这是暗黑版的大家来找茬么？为了证明自己一路跟过来是我眼神出了问题,这家伙也是够拼了。 Is more mystical, for example finally this. 还有更神秘的,比如说最后这一幅。 When I was hit by Walter heavy blows, the red and white princess patted an selfie in some mysterious angle, is comparing V characters her, wear a look of class witch smile head picture, with my face and Walter's fist close contact, friendship shapeshift flash, proper of very snapshot. 在我被瓦尔特重拳击中的时候,红白公主在某个神秘的角度拍了张自拍,将她比着V字,面带职业巫女笑容的头像,和我的脸与瓦尔特的拳头亲密接触,友情变形的一瞬间,抓拍的十分到位。 Isn't fearing that this goods use beautiful leg sign memory crystal PRO30? 这货用的怕不是美腿牌记忆水晶PRO30吧？ ... 。。。