ROD :: Volume #35

#3459: About cafeteria head's certain explanations


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** This intelligence quotient, did not remelt to rebuild the estimate is to have no way to rescue, Hatty being opens the mouth, in the mind remembered suddenly taught to of aepisaurus god, the words card swallows down in the throat forcefully. 这智商,不回炉重造估计是没法抢救了,哈迪正待开口,脑海中忽然想起了至高龙神的敦敦教导,话卡在喉咙硬生生吞了下去。 Swallows down together, two lines of clear tears, my solemn three is No. 1 powerhouse, so how difficult? 一起吞下去的,还有两行清泪,我堂堂的三界第一强者,咋就那么难呢? On your brain child long/grows buttocks was washed away by the toilet, how the stupid fat dragon possibly is Druid.” “你脑子长屁股上被马桶冲走了吧,笨肥龙怎么可能是德鲁伊。” Hatty has not opened the mouth, actually firepower full, is relentless, this makes Hatty slightly feel happily, it seems like that the daughter did not have the arm to turn outward, has the husband to forget the father, stood oneself( occasionally). 哈迪没开口,蕾奥娜却火力全开,毫不留情,这不禁让哈迪略感欣慰,看来女儿并没有胳膊往外拐,有了丈夫忘了爹,(偶尔)还是站在自己这边的。 But the solemn dragon clan princess, this vulgar word...... the daughter, these years I am not at side you, what strange things did you study? 只不过堂堂的龙族公主,这粗鄙之言……女儿哟,这些年来我不在你身边,你到底都学了些什么奇怪东西? Why cannot be Druid, Liz is also half of big dragon bloodlines, she is Paladin.” I argued strongly based on reason. “为什么不能是德鲁伊,那莉莉丝也是一半的巨龙血脉,她还是个圣骑士呢。”我据理力争道。 Wordy wordy wordy, in brief I said that is not not.” “啰嗦啰嗦啰嗦,总之我说不是就不是。” Why why, did I look am on your mouth long buttocks?” “凭什么为什么,我看是你嘴巴长屁股上了吧?” Air/Qi and anxious, does not know that is this/should first is angry this fool study oneself, this/should angry this fool scolded himself, thought it over, really the violence solved the problem to consider as finished. 蕾奥娜又气又急,不知道是该先恼这笨蛋学自己,还是该恼这笨蛋骂自己,想来想去,果然还是暴力解决问题算了。 Ripped your rotten mouth!” “撕了你的烂嘴!” Ripped your buttocks!” “撕了你的屁股!” cough cough, cough cough coughs!” Saw that this wants to ignore the situation to wrestle to the enemy, Hatty coughs likely asthma late stage, making Dragon King is difficult, being the father is also difficult, difficult, am I so difficult? 咳咳,咳咳咳!”眼看这对冤家就要不顾场合扭打起来,哈迪咳的像个哮喘病晚期,做龙王难,做父亲也难,难上加难,我怎么就那么难? Almost tears Hatty, wishes one could to return to aepisaurus god that at the scene immediately, wields its a lot of fists to vent again, the deep breath, the deep breath, he is pulling the corners of the mouth again, like the K hall in these noble princesses, forced oneself to look cheerful. 差点当场老泪纵横的哈迪,恨不得立刻回到至高龙神那,再挥它个千百拳发泄一番,深呼吸,再深呼吸,他拉扯着嘴角,像极了K厅里那些高贵的公主一样,强颜欢笑。 „, He has not actually spoken incorrectly completely, although I am not Druid class, however long ago, I went out to travel indeed has studied several class of human, includes Druid, therefore to this class understanding, reluctantly was half Druid.” “蕾娜,他其实也没有完全说错,虽然我不是德鲁伊职业,但是在很久以前,我外出游历的时候的确研究过人类的几个职业,其中就包括德鲁伊,所以对这个职业了解的很,勉强算是半个德鲁伊了。” I study your younger sister! Does my solemn Dragon King need to study these gaudy good to look at but of no use class?! 我研究你妹!我堂堂龙王有必要去研究那些花里胡哨中看不中用的职业?! Rumbling!!! 轰轰轰!!! In Hatty full was the complaint innermost feelings, Dark Continent has destroyed three times under his fist. 在哈迪满是怨念的内心,暗黑大陆已经在他的拳头之下毁灭三次了。 Is......? Originally also has this matter, stupid fat dragon your interest also is really a little unique widespread.” “是……是么?原来还有这回事,笨肥龙你的兴趣还真是有点独特的广泛哈。” Although thinks that does not understand with the arrogance of stupid fat dragon, why must study the trivial human class, but Hatty compromises for the general interest speaking of this share, also can only believe. 虽然想不明白以笨肥龙的高傲,为什么要去研究区区人类的职业,但是哈迪委曲求全说到这个份上,蕾奥娜也只能信了。 I said right.” The mouth is saying, I am ignorant than Evil Dragon. “我就说没错吧。”嘴里这么说着,我比恶龙蕾娜还懵。 Has studied, can make with exactly the same wild with rage Fists of Fire? 研究过了,就能打出和自己一模一样的狂怒焰拳了么? I carefully study Evil Dragon and Eika Layh change the detail of big dragon main body, can disregard the race rule, the roar, turns into a big dragon? 那我仔细研究一下恶龙蕾娜和艾卡莱伊变回巨龙本体的细节,是不是也能无视种族规则,吼吼一声,变成一头巨龙? Does Druid have big dragon shapeshift possibility probably? For example green dragon Druid Vick. 哦,好像德鲁伊是有巨龙变身的可能性哈?例如绿龙德鲁伊威克森。 Thinks to seem like no problem carefully, but always felt where is not right, I have this to compel ignorant, accepted Uncle Hatty's explanation reluctantly. A few words, the big dragon technology first under heaven finished up. 仔细想想好像没啥毛病,但又总感觉哪里不对,我带着这份懵逼,勉强接受了哈迪大叔的解释。一句话,巨龙技术天下第一完事。 Otherwise how you let me, sliced the research the father-in-law Sir? Perhaps read a poem at the scene, Chinese matrimony-vine what, has a look at the father-in-law Sir immediately to , hangs wall crossing over? 要不然你让我怎么样,把岳父大人切片研究了?或是当场念上一首诗,枸杞什么什么的,看看岳父大人能否立刻对上,是不是也是挂壁穿越者? Ok, the multi- incident is inferior to few incident, rare muddled, the rain nest does not have the melon. 还是算了吧,多一事不如少一事,难得糊涂,雨窝无瓜。 cough cough, Uncle Hatty, what then do we want to make?” 咳咳,哈迪大叔,接下来我们要做些什么?” Then?” “接下来?” Right, you did not utter a word my wild with rage Fists of Fire study, but also the exactly right demonstration, looked my practiced in 1000 was more skilled, was always impossible to be in front of my to show off your Bucas Cassie ox Pi? 对的呀,你一声不吭把我的狂怒焰拳学去了,还分毫不差的演示出来,看起来比我这个练了一千年的还要熟练,总不可能就是想当着我的面炫耀你比卡卡西更牛啤吧? „, Was then all right, you can go back.” “哦,接下来没事了,你可以回去了。” „......” “……” Is looking at an appearance of my face delay, Hatty has to explain patiently, a bigger grievance received in any case. 瞧着我一脸呆滞的模样,哈迪只好耐心解释,反正更大的委屈都受了。 I demonstrated before your style looked to you, to let you know I have mastered the knack, now, you go back I to improve the optimization, I said that you can understand?” “我之前展示你的招式给你看,就是为了让你知道我已经掌握诀窍了,现在,你回去等我改良优化,我这么说你能理解么?” Can understand that can understand.” Nod of my chicken pecking meter/rice, worthily is the father-in-law Sir, father-in-law Sir ox Pi! “能理解能理解。”我小鸡啄米的点着头,不愧是岳父大人,岳父大人牛啤! „, Right.” “哦,对了。” Thinks, completes to quest that the aepisaurus god confesses, probably is somewhat improper, Hatty duplicate/restores supplements one. 想了想,就这么完成至高龙神交代的任务,好像有些不妥,哈迪复又补充一句。 If you are really idling bored, asks Var Kemmett to train , is to make that mix the boy to redeem oneself through good works.” “若是你实在闲着无聊,就找瓦尔凯米特对练去吧,也算是让那混小子戴罪立功。” Really?” My eye one bright, Uncle Walter, to present me indeed is a good sparring partner object. “真的可以么?”我眼睛一亮,瓦尔特大叔呀,对现在的我而言的确是一个上佳的陪练对象。 If he dislikes troublesome, you said that is...... cough cough that I said that looks in me the share as in elder, his somewhat meeting sells several points of face, right, Eika Layh.” “如果他嫌麻烦,你就说是我说的……咳咳,看在我身为长辈的份上,他多少会卖几分面子,对吧,艾卡莱伊。” Unknowingly put out the stance of Dragon King, a Hatty hastily splendid swooping recovery, and draws Eika Leila to do to keep off to open. 不知不觉拿出了龙王的架势,哈迪连忙一个精彩的飞扑补救,并拉来艾卡莱伊拉做挡拆。 Very much so, Uncle Hatty person, but the father most respects, moreover had a deficit Uncle Hatty many favors, although the father the character is sloppy, actually heaviest friendship, so long as is Uncle Hatty speaks, even if to also fall the favor, he will still certainly comply.” “正是如此,哈迪叔叔可是父亲最敬重的人,而且还亏欠了哈迪叔叔好些人情,父亲虽然性格散漫不羁,却最重情义,只要是哈迪叔叔发话,就算是为了还掉人情,他也一定会答应。” Worthily is Eika Layh, a brain truster acting of big dragon clan( successor), Hatty wants to draw her to do to keep off to open, actually catches a ball after unexpectedly, Eika Layh came to a pitching three points of in addition to break the rules. 不愧是艾卡莱伊,巨龙一族的智囊担当(接班人),哈迪原本只是想拉她来做挡拆,却不料接球之后,艾卡莱伊直来了一个远投三分加犯规。 Such a looked, even if later takes over the position of queen, how to ignore a proper occupation again, has neither learning nor skill, has Eika Layh to assist, a big dragon clan did not need anxiously, like past me and Nick...... cough cough, that different. 这么一看,就算以后蕾奥娜接任女王之位,再怎么不务正业,不学无术,有艾卡莱伊辅佐,巨龙一族也无需忧虑了,就像当年的我和菲尼克……咳咳,那不一样。 After Uncle Hatty catches up, discovered that the weather does not know quick is when black, naturally the place that returns to everyone to live, maidservant three people of groups naturally prepared the dinner to us, after being satiated with food and wine, everyone's a few words let me and Evil Dragon fall into think deeply. 被哈迪大叔赶出来后,发现天色不知何时已经快黑了,自然而然的回到大家住的地方,侍女三人组自然而然的给我们准备了晚饭,吃饱喝足后,大家的一句话让我和恶龙蕾娜陷入深思。 „Don't you live in the home?” “你们不住自己家么?” About has a look, yeah, even Eika Layh went back, similarly not in also has Liz, others know that must reunite with the family member, reviews...... Evil Dragon. 左右看看,可不是么,连艾卡莱伊都回去了,同样不在的还有莉莉丝,人家都都知道要和家人团聚,反观……恶龙蕾娜。 Your this makes daughter's consciousness to be insufficient. 你这做女儿的觉悟不够啊。 What's wrong, do you want to go back?” Small female dragon provocation carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow toward me. “怎么,你想回去住?”小母龙挑衅的朝我挑挑眉。 This letter in reply contained many points, I grasp importantly do not put, she estimated that noisy shy, then the violent walks, then wrestles one group, Eika Layh and other girls who then mediate a quarrel are not, then we continue to hit, projects on the morning from the evening, projects in the bed from the ground, in brief the consequence is very serious, must make one life. 这个回字包含了诸多槽点,我要紧抓不放,她估计又得闹害羞,然后暴走,然后扭打成一团,然后劝架的艾卡莱伊和其他女孩不在,然后我们继续打,从晚上打到早上,从地上打到床上,总之后果很严重,说不定又要闹出人命了。 As man who hot blooded and rationality coexist, I pondered three seconds, decide to put this small female dragon, only did in the second half enough. 作为一个热血与理性并存的男人,我思考了三秒钟,决定放这小母龙一回,只做后半场就够了。 Now is not the issue that I cannot return, is you.” “现在不是我回不回的问题,是你。” „Do I return to you to return?” “我回你回?” This does not have the matter of means that has recognized, how if I don't return to others to think with you?” “这也是没办法的事情,已经公认了,我要是不跟你回其他人怎么想?” What returns to return? What recognizes to recognize? How couldn't I understand your fool to say what?” “回什么回?认什么认?我怎么听不懂你这笨蛋在说什么?” The reflex arc circled the paradise one just to arrive, this realized that the dialogue had Evil Dragon of elderly married couples how, facing everyone's ridiculing vision, the blushing ear was red, categorically denies, kills does not recognize. 反射弧绕了乐园一圈刚到位,这才意识到刚才的对话有多么老夫老妻的恶龙蕾娜,面对大家的揶揄目光,脸红耳赤,矢口否认,打死不认。 Tilts the head thinks, she makes the decision finally: Ok, I follow everyone to stay together here, in any case...... in any case a day two days of no relations.” 歪头想了想,她最终做出决定:“算了,我还是跟着大家一起在这里住下吧,反正……反正一天两天没啥关系。” In any case there is not the family/home, the stupid fat dragon must develop, I do not accompany, wants to say. 反正那里也不是自己家,笨肥龙要演,我可不奉陪,蕾奥娜心里这么想道。 This really good? Comes back also such several days, many accompanies the family member.” Although does not cope with Evil Dragon, in any case is also bad karma, hopes that she can enjoy the family to warm. “这样真的好么?回来也就那么几天,多少还是陪陪家里人吧。”虽然和恶龙蕾娜不对付,好歹也是孽缘一场,还是希望她能多享受一下家庭温暖。 tch, definition of your human to the time is too therefore narrow, thought that our big dragon is also like you? How long you thought me and stupid fat dragon in together, later can also in together how long? On the contrary is you, perhaps to you were together most times, later also has most times must be together, but to us, this is only Kung Fu of a blink, must say the words that treasures, instead should treasure with everyone are right in the together time.” 啧啧啧,所以说你们人类对时间的定义太狭隘,觉得我们巨龙也和你们一样?你以为我和笨肥龙在一起多久了,以后还要在一起多久?反倒是和你们,或许对于你们而言相处了一大段时间,以后还有一大段时间要相处,但对我们而言,这只是一眨眼的功夫,非要说珍惜的话,反而更应该珍惜和大家在一起的时光才对。” „Was such a saying probably also of reasonable, after all the life span your big dragon is so long...... Eika Layh and Liz same does not go home?” “这么一说好像也有道理,毕竟你们巨龙的寿命如此漫长……不过艾卡莱伊和莉莉丝不也一样回家了么?” Situation is different, Liz just completed shortly after the transformation, the thought concept also maintains is being side of human, as for Elder Sister Eika Layh, she on is raises by Grandpa Feakes from a young age, are not many with the time that the parents are together, what is more important is......” “情况不同,莉莉丝刚刚完成转化不久,思维观念还保持着身为人类的一面,至于艾卡莱伊姐姐,她自小就是由菲克斯爷爷带大,和父母相处的时间不多,更重要的是……” At this point, Evil Dragon forked a bulk fresh and tender juicy fish, the whole stopper to the mouth, shows the happy expression. 说到这里,恶龙蕾娜叉了一大块鲜嫩多汁的鱼肉,囫囵塞到嘴里,露出幸福表情。 „A more important matter were you to say?” “更重要的事情你到是说呀?” What correction wants is.” Stared was urging my eyes, Evil Dragon to has not continued to keep guessing: Here can eat many delicious, I do not want to follow the stupid fat dragon to eat the meatball daily.” “更正要的是。”瞪了催促着的我一眼,恶龙蕾娜到是没有继续卖关子:“这里能吃到更多好吃的,我可不想跟着笨肥龙天天吃肉丸。” As the cafeteria head, should his cook be good?” Recalls today's breakfast, besides prominent weight/quantity full, probably a little...... a little simple rough? “身为食堂负责人,他的厨艺应该不错吧?”回想起今天的早餐,除了突出一个分量十足以外,好像是有点……有点简单粗犷哈? Cafeteria head?......, Right, the cafeteria head , however his cook is completely not truly good, the pursue to the flavor is not high, so long as can eat to the full well, to put it bluntly is lazy.” “食堂负责人?呃……啊,对,食堂负责人,确实,但是他的厨艺完全不行,对味道的追求也不高,只要能吃饱就好,说白了就是懒。” Gawked, in any case recalled cafeteria head setting, shook the head again and again, a face was regrettable. 蕾奥娜愣了一下,好歹回忆起了食堂负责人这个设定,连连摇头,一脸遗憾。 That said that as the cafeteria head also needs the cook to be good? For example have I, I I been in charge I to receive the firewood as the alliance elders? 话是这么说,身为食堂负责人还需要自己厨艺好么?譬如说我,我身为联盟长老我管过事我领过薪么? It is not right! Wait! Such a saying always felt that Akara owed me one hundred million! 不对!等等!这么一说总感觉阿卡拉欠了我一个亿! Actually my question meow......” bar young maidservant, the curious vanguard, is dead chief, at this time weak raised the hand, the intellectual curiosity of whole face. “其实我有一个疑问喵……”酒吧小侍女,好奇急先锋,作死大队长菲妮,这时候弱弱的举起了手,满脸的求知欲。 In a cafeteria head status meow...... the daily life of big dragon about big dragon clan is so irregular, frequently rests is several days even is several months meow, how can the cafeteria operate meow?” “关于巨龙一族里的食堂负责人这个身份喵……巨龙的起居如此不规律,经常一睡就是好几天甚至是好几个月喵,食堂要怎么运作喵?” Although felt that objective point is somewhat strange, but this indeed is a blind spot right, thinks carefully, the paradise of dragon really has to have the cafeteria can either? 虽然感觉菲妮的着眼点有些怪,但这的确是个盲点没错,仔细一想,龙之乐园真的有存在食堂的必要么? That...... this...... cough cough.” About looked at one, probably is looking for anyone, the result had not found, can only bravely step forward, Evil Dragon who makes such a appearance, clear coughed several, the clear and resonant voice reads aloud. “那个……这个……咳咳。”左右看了一眼,好像是在找谁,结果没找到,只能挺身而出,做出这么一副模样的恶龙蕾娜,清咳数声,朗声诵读道。 Is this, our daily life are truly irregular, does not make the three meals a day like your human every day fixed time, as long as there is a big dragon to wake up, went to cafeteria meal was enough directly, thinks to look, our possibly time must have a good sleep for several months, stockpiled the food to have the place of not convenience at home after all, could not compare the convenience of cafeteria, naturally, actually the main reason was, the cafeteria to serve Dragon King Sir existed, considered the appetites of other big dragons is only while convenient, was the gracious gift of Dragon King Sir, on was such simple.” “是这样的,我们的起居确实不规律,不像你们人类一样每天定时做好三餐,但凡有巨龙醒来了,直接去食堂点餐就行了,想想看,我们可能一次要睡好几个月,在家里储备食材总归有不方便之处,比不上食堂的便利,当然,其实最主要的原因是,食堂是为了侍奉龙王大人而存在,照顾其他巨龙的胃口只是顺带,是龙王大人的恩赐,就是这么简单。” The one breath said, implored the tone secretly, scratched the cold sweat, good Elder Sister Eika Layh was quick-witted, realized early this loophole, completed the supplement setting. 一口气说完,蕾奥娜暗地里吁口气,擦了把冷汗,还好艾卡莱伊姐姐机智,早早意识到了这个漏洞,做好了补充设定。 So that's how it is, the father-in-law Sir is really the imperial kitchen manager, a point that I guess right, I un un am nodding, is scared for oneself fearful reasoning faculty. 原来如此,岳父大人果然是御用的御膳房总管,我猜的一点都没错,我嗯嗯点着头,为自己可怕的推理能力感到害怕。 A gracious gift ghost, the stupid fat dragon has a ghost cafeteria, is good that go to the kitchen, if he can accept others' diet attendance, this princess is also insufficient the malnutrition, hungry was emaciated, should clearly, that fish tail wants on a big way many be more right, un, certainly is this. 恩赐个鬼喔,笨肥龙有个鬼的御用食堂,一直都是自己下厨的好不好,要是他能接受别人的饮食照顾,本公主也不至于营养不良,饿的面黄肌瘦了,本应该更圆润一点,比那只鱼尾巴要大上许多的才对,嗯,一定是这样。 Mew mew receives some Druid self-satisfied expression quietly in the eyeground, complained, mew mew lowering the head looked at some spot one again quietly, incomparably confirmed, she was not great bi The attribute setting, how saw that is only left over this explanation, does not have other possibilities! 悄咪咪将某德鲁伊的得意表情收在眼底,吐槽完毕,再悄咪咪的低头看了某部位一眼,蕾奥娜无比确认,自己不是巨【哔】属性的设定,怎么看都只剩下这种解释,不存在其他可能! ... 。。。
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