ROD :: Volume #35

#3450: Average not wonderful stupid fat dragon


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Wait, I suspected that your fool is the fake goods!” Gets rid of my seizing dragon with great difficulty, Evil Dragon thinks quickly in emergencies, suddenly scolded loudly, attempted to shift the attention. “等等,我怀疑你这笨蛋是冒牌货!”好不容易摆脱我的擒龙手,恶龙蕾娜急中生智,忽然大声呵斥,企图转移注意力。 Your this saying said that called my fool, how also possible fake goods?” “你这话说的,都叫我笨蛋了,怎么还可能冒牌货呢?” I blurted out most quickly, carefully probably where thinks to have is not right, duplicate/restores ponders for several seconds, probably does not have nothing to Ha. 我最快脱口而出,仔细想想好像有什么地方不对,复又沉思数秒,好像也没什么不对哈。 That fool Druid that I know although does not have the moral integrity, but is also insufficient to achieve this degree.” “我认识的那个笨蛋德鲁伊虽然没有节操,但也不至于做到这种程度。” Said right, felt too much.” Also dug the buttocks to exhibit a Pingsha to fall wild goose a moment ago to throw the nag of street, does not know that the immortal bean of which brand ate, and same place Resurrection joins the discussion group immediately. “说的没错,感觉是有点过了。”刚才还撅着屁股摆出一副平沙落雁式扑街的老马,不知道吃了哪个牌子的仙豆,原地复活并且立刻加入了讨论群。 Meow, can because of Valise they not in the relations, did the cousin become unscrupulous meow?” Is dead emperor gradually to approach the truth, is advancing to the death, she knows were too many. “喵,会不会是因为维拉丝她们不在的关系,表哥变得肆无忌惮了喵?”作死帝菲妮逐渐走近真相,也在迈向死亡,她知道的太多了。 I to feel no, Brother Wu is very normal.” “我到是觉得没什么,老弟很正常啊。” High drills an orangutan head of country character face from the inevitable crowd especially, the serious analysis said that the time of not to mention, proper, the light semblance looks also really looks like big character. 高特从围观人群中钻出一个国字脸的猩猩头,正经八百的分析道,别提,正经起来的时候,光外表看起来还真像个大人物 tall Te, really only then you understand me truly.” Stood to say finally logical expression...... orangutan, I was a little affected. “高特,果然只有你真正了解我。”总算站出一个说人话……的猩猩了,我有点感动。 „Aren't we brothers?” “我们不是兄弟么?” tall Te smiles, to give the thumbs-up high, BGM of Young and Dangerous it suddenly came. 高特爽朗一笑,高高竖起大拇指,古惑仔的BGM它说来就来了。 Sorry, but also is really not.” “抱歉,还真不是。” I wave the hand hastily, even if there are BGM in addition to hold, should deny must deny, otherwise wants on many orangutan mutual attractions and so on strange rumor, if really disseminated, Doug was not, that certainly was the pot and nag, as the retaliation, I will make two people exchange the sex with the cruel method. 我连忙摇手,就算有BGM加持,该否认的还是得否认,不然又要多上一些猩猩相吸之类的奇怪谣言了,如果真的传播出去了,道格不在,那就一定是菲妮和老马的锅,作为报复,我会用残忍的手段让两人互换性别。 It‘s nothing, even if you denied that are not related.” Heard this saying to have tears streaming down the face with the past, entreats to say „, even if deceived people was still good to ask to nod differently, the gorilla smile whole face, looked up to the sky, on the cheeks has a meteor of clear twinkle to delimit to fall. “没什么,就算你否认也没关系。”和以往一听到这话就泪流满面,哀求着说“就算是骗人的也好拜托点个头吧”不同,大猩猩笑容满脸,仰望天空,脸颊上有一颗晶莹闪烁的流星划落。 Because, I have been used.” “因为啊,我已经习惯了。” „......” “……” Hey, do not bully the look of orangutan to visit me with me, I do not think, who knows that high he has become aware especially, has not met this trough point. 喂喂,你们别用一副我太欺负猩猩的眼神看着我,我也不想的呀,谁知道高特他已经悟了,没接这个槽点啊。 Returns to the proper topic, tall Te, why you will feel Wu Brother that Brother Wu.” “言归正传,高特,为什么你会觉得小弟还是那个小弟。” Shassi and Tugra Kov wanted to remain in limelight, collected a liveliness, on the other hand, tall Telai Holy See mountain experience, was they brings a while ago probably, making me somewhat sob with back then. 沙希克和图拉克夫不甘寂寞,凑了个热闹,话说回来,前阵子高特来教廷山历练,好像就是他们带的,让我不禁有些唏嘘和想当年。 On the other hand, the proper business the matter about this ship, how did not retrace the genuine and fake Savior to go, I was really am fake, was this very important? 话又说回来,正事不是关于这艘船的事么,怎么又绕回真假救世主去了,我是真是假,这很重要么? It is probably important. 哦,好像是挺重要的。 Snort, good that this issue asked.” tall Teguo the character face self-confident serious swayed, tightened the collar, as if above is hiding voice change. “哼,这个问题问的好。”高特国字脸自信严肃一摆,紧了紧衣领,仿佛上面藏着一个变声器。 How one looked, Brother Wu truly did not have the moral integrity compared with before.” “咋一看,老弟确实比以前更没有节操了。” Good that said that you look at this is a golden legend banana, chirp, in tall Te the sorrowful wailing sound, it did not have! 说的好,你看这是一根金色传说香蕉,叽一声,在高特悲痛的哀嚎声中,它就没了! But as a man, more and more has the mistake abnormally?!” Is suppressing the tears, proceeds from the soul high especially Shout, that sincere sound deeply trembled we. “但是身为男人,越来越变态有错吗?!”强忍着泪水,高特发自灵魂的呐喊着,那真诚的声音深深震颤了我们。 For example now, my liberation, unrestrained being ready to make trouble innermost feelings, already......” “就好比说现在,我这颗解放自我,无拘无束的蠢蠢欲动内心,就已经……” Ok, packed.” Claps, the under foot is lying down tall Te had been bundled the steamed rice dumpling, struggles to roll. “好了,打包完毕。”拍拍手,脚下躺着的高特已经被捆成了粽子,挣扎着滚来滚去。 Every Boss is really high, missed one step to make high Boss reveal one's true colors especially.” The nag offers the horse buttocks at the right moment, but was too late, your boy said a moment ago what is coming? I may record on the small book. “凡老大真是高啊,就差一步就让高特老大原形毕露了。”老马适时献上马屁,但是太迟了,刚才你小子说了什么来着?我可都在小本子上面记着呢。 This nag said that every Boss is really high. 这老马说了,凡老大真是高啊。 Un? Probably this saying also has no problem, why I always thought that what the nag did handle very excessive matter a moment ago? It seems like my misconception, the nag party consciousness is very high. 嗯?好像这话也没什么毛病呵,为什么我总觉得老马刚才做了什么很过分的事情呢?看来是我的错觉,老马同志思想觉悟还是很高的。 Has not arrived while the paradise of dragon, first repatriated this fellow.” “乘龙之乐园还没到,先将这家伙遣返了吧。” I referred to still trying to liberate really my tall Te, suddenly realized, so far the most dangerous fellow should be he right, paradise of river creek lake so many dragon, how many time really me can he liberate? In will be struck to kill by the big dragon female for several time justly. 我指了指还在试图解放真我的高特,忽然意识到,目前为止最危险的家伙应该是他没错了,龙之乐园大河小河湖泊那么多,他得解放多少次真我?会在第几次被巨龙女性正义击杀。 Ok, are many his is not many, is short of his many.” Heart tired gives up, as female man who in the abnormal concentration camp family/home of some Rogue Encampment abnormal elder walks, experienced, relative calm of performance. “算了吧,多他一个也不多,少他一个不少。”蕾娜心累的罢了罢手,作为罗格营地某变态长老的变态集中营家里走出来的女汉子,见多识广,表现的相当淡定。 Felt that this saying has the issue, intent has referred, I have a look at the nag, has a look, is suddenly enlighted, nod of having deep feeling. 感觉这话有问题,意有所指,我看看老马,又看看菲妮,恍然大悟,深有感触的点了点头。 Mention is really skillful, the nag and did with my same movement and expression. 说来真是巧,老马和菲妮做了和我一样的动作和表情。 Topic more did not say that more leaning, I thought that Junior Brother Wu did that has certainly the reason, right.” At this time, the master brother stood to mediate, as few intelligence quotient acting on the scene, the time that he entered the stage is just right, this noisy also made, should the office proper business. “话题不是越说越偏了么,我觉得师弟这么做一定是有原因的,对吧。”这时候,大师兄站出来打圆场了,作为在场为数不多的智商担当,他出场的时机恰到好处,这闹的也闹了,该办正事了。 I feel......, if can borrow this spaceship, when the time comes fights the same place, people in Lesser Evil village must evacuate is also more convenient not? Although Waypoint optimized many times, but the feeling was too slow.” “我是觉得嘛……如果能借来这艘飞船,到时候大战一起,魔王村的人们要撤离也方便许多不是么?传送阵虽然优化了很多次,但感觉还是太慢了。” Unexpectedly is really the proper business.” A book face is shocking. “竟然真是正事。”本子娜一脸震惊。 Otherwise you think that I take a spaceship to do, the Holy See mountain isn't it fragrant?” “不然你以为我要一艘飞船来干嘛,教廷山它不香么?” Turns into the harem abnormal male who the spaceship the beautiful young girl then captures.” “把飞船变成美少女然后攻略的后宫变态男。” Sometimes I will feel, because are not very abnormal, but is incompatible with your fellow.” “有时候我会觉得因为自己不够变态,而和你这家伙格格不入。” Teacher, wants to enter?” Why does not know the flatter colored glaze inspiration such as spring wells up. “老师,想入哪?”不知道为何阿琉斯灵感如泉涌。 „The person does not plan to let off occasionally, abnormal!” Book elegant both hands hold the chest, withdrawing that a face detests ashamed and resentfully to stern. “连人偶都不打算放过么,变态!”本子娜双手抱胸,一脸羞愤嫌恶的退后到了船尾。 Very good, the annoying fellow left the stage, cough cough, that...... Ms., the matter of spaceship......” “很好,烦人的家伙退场了,咳咳,那个……蕾娜女士,飞船的事情……” „If such proper business, to is not cannot consider.” “如果是这样的正事,到也不是不能考虑。” Although this small female dragon is usually ominous has not selected the virtuous type, to will also never pester endlessly in the proper business, this is I appreciates her......, how possibly, not to exist. 这小母龙虽然平时凶巴巴没点贤淑样,到也从来不会在正事上胡搅蛮缠,这正是我欣赏她的……啊呸,怎么可能,不存在的。 I did not say certainly, is not my, can only try, taking advantage of plays 1-2 days of words...... probably no issue.” “不过我也说不准,又不是我的,只能试试了,借来耍耍1-2的话……大概没什么问题吧。” Takes the liberty to ask, who is the spaceship makes?” “冒昧问一下,飞船是谁造的?” Father.” Evil Dragon has not spoken, Eika Layh has vied to answer first. “蕾娜的爸爸。”恶龙蕾娜尚未发话,艾卡莱伊已经抢答了。 He?!” My face is shocking. “他?!”我一脸震惊。 „Isn't he...... is not the cafeteria supervisor?” “他不是……不是食堂管理人么?” Is......, that stupid fat dragon, you looks at his chubby appearance, said right, is the paradise of cafeteria supervisor average not wonderful dragon.” Flustered such a after next Evil Dragon, hurries to follow my words nod. “是……是的,那头笨肥龙,你看他胖乎乎的样子,说的没错,就是平平无奇的龙之乐园食堂管理人。”慌张了那么一下下的恶龙蕾娜,赶紧顺着我的话点头。 Spaceship, other party?” “飞船,他造的?” What's wrong, isn't good? Told you, our big dragon was all versatile.” “怎么,不行么?告诉你,我们巨龙个个多才多艺。” That arrives is, the life span fiddles with anything to be good long.” I am whispering, felt own some too in great surprise mob. “那到是,寿命那么长捣鼓啥都行。”我嘀咕着,感觉自己有些太大惊小怪了。 Was of father-in-law Sir is better.” “是岳父大人的那就更好了。” Wait, who is your father-in-law Sir?” “等等,谁是你岳父大人?” Stupid fat...... cough cough, naturally is your cafeteria supervisor father.” “笨肥……咳咳,当然是你那位食堂管理人父亲啊。” Why why, I and are you what relate? How you are not concerned about face.” “凭什么为什么,我和你是什么关系?你怎么那么不要脸。” Saw that Evil Dragon protested the appearance panting in indignation, has not pounded on the table to step on the chair on the difference, everyone smiled, looked like the fixed program in Xianheng Tavern, the spaceship inside and outside filled the merry air. 眼看恶龙蕾娜气呼呼的抗议样子,就差没拍桌子踩椅子,大家都笑了起来,就像是咸亨酒馆里的固定节目,飞船内外充满了快活的空气。 On the other hand, to your big dragon, the shuttle world is so easy?” “话说回来,对你们巨龙而言,穿梭世界就那么容易么?” Returns to the subject, I referred to the spaceship of under foot, felt oneself like mad, assemble the matter that the strength of entire alliance handled, to big dragon on, probably became superficial, you looked, an average not wonderful cafeteria supervisor can achieve, moreover does is better. 回到正题,我指了指脚下的飞船,感觉自己拼死拼活,集结了整个联盟之力才搞定的事情,到了巨龙手上,好像就变得轻描淡写了,你看,一个平平无奇的食堂管理人就能做到,而且做的更好。 A Hell teleportation time can teleportation several people, the cooling time, this spaceship actually quiet led our one group of people to shuttle back and forth Dark Continent, was very the most important thing is comfortable, the disparity of green skin train standing-room ticket and first-class cabin. 地狱传送一次才能传送几个人,还有冷却时间,这艘飞船却悄无声息的带着我们一群人穿梭回了暗黑大陆,最重要的是还很舒适,绿皮火车站票和头等舱的差距。 How this...... said that said was difficult, said simple was not simple.” Eika Layh crooked tilting the head, how resembles is considering to explain that can make me understand. “这个……怎么说呢,说难不难,说简单也不简单。”艾卡莱伊歪了歪头,似在考虑怎么解释才能让我听懂。 First never difficult mentioning.” “先从不难的说起呗。” So long as can achieve six wing boundaries, can free shuttled back and forth back and forth, was relaxed.” “只要能达到六翼境界,就可以自由的来回穿梭了,轻松极了。” I rubbed the temples: We discussed simply where suddenly is not.” 我揉了揉太阳穴:“我们还是讨论一下不简单在哪吧。” Six wings below, are unable to break the space the barrier, the difficulty is very big, particularly makes the item of shuttle world, is difficult, the appearance of Holy See mountain, even in our great Longyanli, still quite therefore existed marvelously.” “六翼以下,无法打破空间的壁垒,难度还是很大的,尤其是制造穿梭世界的道具,更是难上加难,教廷山的出现,即便在我们巨龙眼里,也相当于是奇迹般的存在了。” Is......?” Feels shock that the big dragon science and technology brings, I somewhat took lightly the Holy See mountain, listened to a Eika Layh saying, loved. “是……是么?”感受到巨龙科技带来的震撼,原本我有些看轻教廷山了,听艾卡莱伊一说,又重新爱了。 Material is bigger, the difficulty of shuttle is bigger, you looked that the Holy See mountain is big, has a look at the spaceship again, this size, perhaps is an ability limit of cafeteria supervisor.” “物质越大,穿梭的难度就越大,你看教廷山多大,再看看飞船,这个大小,恐怕已经是一个食堂管理人的能力极限了。” Elder Sister White Dragon little smart-alecky winking beautiful eye, although does not know that which me trough in greeted with a smile for the time being. 白龙小姐姐俏皮的眨眨美目,虽然不知道槽点在哪我姑且还是陪笑了。 Is it possible that this cafeteria supervisor...... is the father of that fellow...... the legendary six wing powerhouses?” “莫非这位食堂管理人……那家伙的父亲……是传说中的六翼强者?” „, How that is not possible!” “不是啊,那怎么可能!” I said that even a big dragon clan, six wing powerhouse not possible rotten avenues.” Pats the thigh, I smiled safely, found the self-confidence that 55 opened. “我就说嘛,就算是巨龙一族,六翼强者也不可能烂大街。”一拍大腿,我安心的笑了,重新找到了五五开的自信。 Yes, I am very strong! 是的,我很强! „...... Continually is not the cafeteria supervisor fathers-in-law of six wing powerhouses...... cough cough, Uncle, can make the spaceship of shuttle world, is the thing that six wing powerhouses make fiercer?” “不过……连不是六翼强者的食堂管理人岳父……咳咳,大叔,都能制造穿梭世界的飞船,那六翼强者造出来的东西岂不是更加厉害?” Cannot say like this, although six wing powerhouses can at will the shuttle world, but should not have the ability that the means will shuttle back and forth to attach to willfully items on, let alone is so giant carrying/sustaining spaceship.” “也不能这样说,六翼强者虽然能随意穿梭世界,但应该也没办法将穿梭的能力附着到任意物品身上,更何况是如此巨大的承载飞船。” That this spaceship is......” “那这艘飞船是……” I think that should use the relations of Worldstone fragment, in the past Third World Worldstone was destroyed by the Queen of night, our big dragon also intercepted some fragments, so long as many used, made such spaceship to be a cinch.” “我想应该是用了世界之石碎片的关系,当年第三世界世界之石被月神打碎,我们巨龙也从中截获得了一些碎片,只要多加利用,制造这样的飞船应该不在话下。” So that's how it is.” Worthily is you, Eika Layh, skin white/in vain pretty, specialized illustration. “原来如此。”不愧是你,艾卡莱伊,肤白貌美,专业解说。 But...... is the misconception? Eika Layh used a series of me to think, should, possibly these indefinite phrase, feel that on said with certainty, one type was such matter, without other possibility affirmative attitudes. 只不过……是错觉么?艾卡莱伊用了一连串的我想,应该,可能这些不确定的字眼,感觉上却是言之凿凿,给人一种就是这么回事,没有其他可能性的肯定态度。 Drew near draws near.” “快到了快到了。” The tumult that the big dragon young girls send out, attracted our attention , the spaceship already Lut Gholein flings remotely behind, continuously toward the desert deep place vanguard. 巨龙少女们发出的骚动,吸引了我们的注意力,不知不觉间,飞船已经将鲁高因甩到遥远的身后,一直向着沙漠的深处前行。 When everyone was suspecting the front can then present the Horadric city, at present the total darkness sand storm, resembles the curtain the same as pull open suddenly, what reflects pleasant is the beautiful scenery, fine spring day, as well as belongs to straight Jianfeng that the —— that height of paradise of dragon varies alone! 就在大家猜想着前方会不会接着出现赫拉迪克城的时候,眼前暗无天日的沙尘暴,忽然似帘幕一样拉开,映入眼中的是青山绿水,鸟语花香,以及独属于龙之乐园的——那一座座高矮不一的笔直剑峰! ... 。。。
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