**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** After twin tails will carry, how to handle is also greatly troublesome, because after no one can guarantee it wakes, can return to normal, if berserk condition? Therefore definitely cannot place in the Holy See mountain it. 将双尾拎回来后,如何处置也是个大麻烦,因为谁也不能确保它醒过来之后就能恢复正常,万一还是狂暴状态呢？所以肯定不能将它放在教廷山里。 Has Elder Sister White Dragon little this local tyrant in addition to be black luckily the science and technology, we equal, then twin tails will throw in the new domain of Hell trebuchet, magic items Bind that in addition Elder Sister White Dragon little the friendship provides, how long although is unable Bind four wings powerhouse, possibly one second of Bind, so long as a half seconds, enough I responded, came from Holy See mountain Gan. 幸好有白龙小姐姐这个土豪外加黑科技在,我们一合计,便将双尾扔到了地狱投石机的新地盘里,外加一件白龙小姐姐友情提供的魔法物品束缚,虽然无法束缚四翼强者多久,可能一秒钟都束缚不了,但只要有半秒钟的时间,就足够我反应过来,从教廷山赶过来了。 Why as for flies to place the Hell trebuchet lending money, I think, if after twin tails wakes , the berserk condition, makes the Hell trebuchet feudal lord give the heck first to it an ammunition clip, making it sober. 至于为什么飞得放在地狱投石机地盘放附近,我是这么想的,如果双尾醒过来后还是狂暴状态,就让地狱投石机领主不管三七二十一先给它一梭子,让它清醒清醒。 Hell trebuchet feudal lord...... what do you call it? Died six wing god artillery? Italian artillery? I am somewhat blurry, does not manage, in brief this what Italy god of death artillery, is the Holy See mountain nowadays only one by one can below the four wings boundary, creates existence of threat to the four wings, may be called magic version the anger of thunder. 地狱投石机领主……这个叫什么什么来着？死亡六道翼神炮？还是意大利炮？我有些迷糊,不管了,总之这个什么意大利死神炮,是教廷山现今唯一一个能在四翼境界以下,对四翼造成威胁的存在,堪称魔幻版的雷霆之怒。 This analogy not big accuracy, Diablo world originally very magic. 哦,这个比喻不大准确,暗黑世界本来就挺魔幻的。 Originally a very troublesome matter, has Elder Sister White Dragon little to act, the spaghetti artillery guarding of in addition striking power ultra specification, only a while time solved slightly, claps to go home, actually cannot think that also has a more troublesome matter to wait for itself. 本来挺麻烦的一件事,有白龙小姐姐出手,外加攻击力超规格的意大利面炮看守,只稍一会儿工夫就解决了,拍拍手回到家,却没能想到还有更麻烦的事情等着自己。 The anger of people. 众人的怒火。 „Do not look that I am so relaxed, that is installs, actually twin tails is very strong, breaks through by the boundary of transcendence, just promoted the four wings boundary, world grasping has reached more than ten, could not be weaker than many me, this was one struggles hard.” “别看我那么轻松,那都是装出来的,其实双尾挺强的,以超越之境突破,刚晋升四翼境界,世界掌握度就已经达到十几了,比我弱不了多少,这是一场苦战。” My unhurriedly sleek/moist wets one's whistle, the advantage that at this time intercepted showed that I the result that used you to analyze convinces you, asked that you did take to refuse to accept? You refuse to accept, was equal to that is denying yourself! 我不慌不忙的润润喉,这时候窃听的好处就展现出来了,我用你们分析出来的结果说服你们,就问你们服不服？你们不服,就等于是在否认你自己！ I really am talent dá. 我真是个天才哒。 „That said that the truth was also this truth, but I always thought that...... you were very relaxed.” Appearance that the people of having nothing to say in reply, are always hard to get over an emotion. “话是这么说,道理也是这个道理,但我总觉得……你还是很轻松。”无言以对的众人,始终难以释怀的样子。 „Feeling will deceive people, only then the truth will not deceive, therefore the person of pursue truth will advance uninterruptedly, until my heart stops beating, because this is in world only truth.” I continue suddenly...... not, convinces people by reasoning. “感觉是会骗人的,只有道理不会骗,所以追求真理的人才会前赴后继,死而后已,因为这是世间唯一的真相。”我继续忽……哦不,是以理服人。 „You seem like are not obviously intelligent, to will speak very much, hoists the major principle one after another.” “你看起来明明不怎么聪明,到是很会说话,扯起大道理一套一套的。” „What is seems like? Talked nonsense! This is slanders!” “什么叫看起来？瞎说！这是污蔑！” „You said is very right.” “你说的很对。” „......” “……” „It is not right, almost gave you to shift the topic, in brief, everyone thinks that now you in openly created the tense atmosphere with the twin tails fight, created the serious illness to everyone, the request explained.” “不对,差点又给你转移话题了,总而言之,现在大家一致认为你在和双尾的战斗中公然制造紧张气氛,对大家造成严重的不适,要求解释。” „Wasn't I a moment ago the explanation?” “我刚才不是解释了么？” „We have not accepted.” “我们没接受呀。” „Good, you actually want to know anything.” “好吧,你们到底想知道什么。” „For example, how many are your present world grasping?” “比如说,你现在的世界掌握度是多少？” „I decline to reply, this is the alliance biggest secret, you asked that this issue, I have the reason to suspect that you are the undercover who seven giants send, wants to inquire my actual situation!” I am whipping the table, became flushed the face protest. “恕我拒绝回答,这是联盟最大的秘密,你问这种问题,我有理由怀疑你是七巨头派来的卧底,想打探我的虚实！”我拍打着桌子,涨红了脸抗议。 „Good, that changes a view, your move, defeats under twin tails that finally easily, is what?” “好吧,那换个说法,你最后那一招,就是轻而易举打败双尾那下,算什么？” „I must correct your point, easy is the unnecessary phrase, do not try to set up the language trap to induce others in the carelessly to make mistakes, this is soft violent form confession extortion with torture!” “我要纠正你们一点,轻而易举是多余的字眼,不要试图在不经意之间设下语言陷阱诱导别人犯错,这是软暴力形式的严刑逼供！” „Little replied wordy a bit faster and that's the end.” “少啰嗦快点回答就是了。” „, Does not add Fists of Fire wildly with rage, looks at you, probably first day knows me, knows that I excel at what style, particularly you, the master brother two fellow apprentices, were clearest, like you, did not make in any flower fancy, the golden tornado, the Heaven death knell, I was always faithful until death, was never-ending to the Bash skill, pledges to fight to the death faithfully!” “哦,不就是狂怒加焰拳么,瞧你们,好像第一天认识我,知道我擅长什么招式似的,尤其是你们,大师兄二师兄,最清楚不过了,不像你们,弄些什么花里花俏的,金色龙卷风,天堂的丧钟,我一向是从一而终,对重击技巧不离不弃,誓死不渝！” „Heard that your time goes to the paradise of dragon, to find to replace the Bash skill the new style?” “听说你这次去龙之乐园,就是为了找到取代重击技巧的新招式？” „......” “……” When does this secret intelligence spread? Who is betraying me?! 这种机密情报到底是什么时候传开的？到底是谁在出卖我？！ „We return to the key point, what idea do you have and opinion to my wildness with Fists of Fire?” “我们还是回到重点吧,你们对我的狂怒和焰拳有什么想法和意见？” „Although I also thought that should be wild with rage with the union of Fists of Fire......, Junior Brother Wu your present signboard skill.” “虽然我也觉得那应该是狂怒和焰拳的结合……呃,吴师弟你现在的招牌技能。” „You know well, I also on these three broad-ax.” Mentioning this my confusing is very proud. “你知道就好,我也就这三板斧了。”说起这个我还迷之挺自豪的。 „Although I am not Druid class, Druid that but I know are also many, wild with rage can also such use?” “虽然我不是德鲁伊职业,但我认识的德鲁伊也不少,狂怒还能那样用？” „Why can't?” “为什么不能？” „Hears something never heard of before.” “闻所未闻。” „Average people are go all out to think how to enhance own single attack damage, only then I thought that my damage a little overflowed, is thinking how to disperse, pondered over to fiddle with.” “一般人都是拼命想着怎么提高自己的单次攻击伤害,只有我觉得自己的伤害有点溢出了,想着怎么分散一点,琢磨着就捣鼓出来了。” „Was saying seemed all successful essential factors to have, but wild with rage really can divide?” “说着好像所有成功的要素都具备了,但狂怒真的能这么分？” „Topic returned to the zero point, why can't?” “话题又回到原点上了,为什么不能？” „My can Fist of the Heavens, be divided into ten bunches of hundred bunches to fall?” “我的天堂之拳,是不是也能分成十束百束落下？” „So long as you have a mind.” I patted the master brother's shoulder, gives the thumbs-up, the tooth flashes through a white light. “只要你有心。”我拍了拍大师兄的肩膀,竖起大拇指,牙齿闪过一道白光。 „ No, you may other pit I, this words also only be able to deceive experience still shallow Valise they, dexterous that said that wild with rage strikes to separate the different directions to attack seven times, probably natural appearance. “别,你可别坑我,这种话也只能骗一下经验尚浅的维拉丝她们,说的轻巧,将狂怒的一击七次分开不同方向攻击,好像理所当然的样子。 „...... Very difficult?” “呃……很难？” „Very difficult, no matter how said that wild with rage is also ultimate skill, wants to improve difficultly, let alone such demon changes.” “很难,不管怎么说狂怒也是终极技能,想改良都难,更别说这么魔改。” „That may really be blamed, is it possible that am I actually talent?” “那可真是怪了,莫非我其实是天才？” „I think that should perhaps possibly not greatly be......” “我想应该或许可能不大是……” This is your so-called treatment Junior Brother speech way wants gently tactful the bastard! 这就是你所谓的对待师弟说话方式要温柔委婉一点么混蛋！ But I had not thought that very difficult, from the beginning is thinking how to break seven legs of spider Prime Evil, studied diligently in the boundary of dream, without the flowered big thoughts did. 可是我也没觉得很难呀,一开始是想着怎么样一口气打断蜘蛛魔神的七条腿,在梦之境界里钻研了一番,也没花多大心思就搞成了。 Afterward pondered over, good, can solve the problem that COSPLAY bear damage overflowed, turned into the group to attack single body damage while convenient, from now finally can shout the speed of light fist open and aboveboard. 后来一琢磨,好哇,可以解决COSPLAY熊伤害溢出的问题,顺便将单体伤害变成群攻,从此以后终于可以堂堂正正的喊出光速拳了。 Thinks carefully, rational that the master brother said that I am not talent, the matter that other Druid have not done, have no reason I to be able. 仔细想了想,大师兄说的有理,我不是什么天才,其他德鲁伊没干成的事,没理由我能。 To remember, should be the gallon old man's GUT, the skill thorough fusion, making the difficulty that the demon changed drop ten times of hundred times of dark reddish purples. 想来想起,应该还是加仑老头的大统一理论,将技能彻底融合,让魔改的难度下降了十倍百倍酱紫。 Pitifully the GUT not suitable promotion, its study conditions were too only harsh, without the miracle happened, perhaps my, must be cut off to inherit, thinks of this, hurrying that I frighten writes down theory attainment experience, gives Akara taking care. 只可惜大统一理论并不适合推广,它的学习条件太苛刻了,若是没有奇迹发生,恐怕到了我这,就要断掉继承了,想到这,我就吓的赶紧将理论心得经验写下来,交给阿卡拉保管。 Perhaps ten million years later, happen to some people can satisfy the cultivation condition? After all the time span is so long, has the possibility anything rare and beautiful flowers to live. 或许在千万年以后,正好有人能满足修炼条件呢？毕竟时间跨度那么长,是有可能什么奇葩都生出来的。 The thing that human most excels is the creation, but in creation this category most excels , the number creates stupidly lacks, the rare and beautiful flowers, mental handicap, gruff and tease compared with these branches. 人类最擅长的东西是创造,而创造这一大类里面最擅长的,又数创造傻缺,奇葩,智障,憨憨和逗比这几个分支。 You looked, could not save me Akara, for 20 years and nag a meeting of minds, had a common goal with tall Te, does not refuse to accept good. 你看,就连阿卡拉都救不了我,20年如一日的和老马臭味相投,和高特志同道合,不服不行。 Thought far, in brief the truth was, the truly fierce person was not I, but was a gallon immortal, leg Old Man hair...... seemed like counter-, no matter. 想远了,总之真相就是,真正厉害的人不是我,而是加仑仙人,腿毛老头……好像反了,无所谓。 After the explanation is clear, everyone face feels relaxed, appearance that this face feels relaxed, keeps me from feeling relaxed. 解释清楚后,大家一脸释然,这一脸释然的样子,又让我无法释然。 Although I am not intelligent, but my progressing heart, was anticipating every minute every seconds the average intelligence quotient of alliance drops, quite can step on the intelligence quotient level line surfing by oneself, you display undisguisedly is not so good? 虽然我不怎么聪明,但是我有一颗上进的心呀,每一分每一秒都在期待着联盟的平均智商下降,好让自己可以踩着智商水平线冲浪,你们表现的这么露骨是不是不大好？ „No matter how said, the little brother was fiercer than before.” “不管怎么说,小弟还是比以前厉害了许多。” This no matter how said with very essence, probably I am casually same on became stronger. 这个不管怎么说用的就很精髓了,好像我随随便便就变强了一样。 Probably is also very casual, un. 好像也是挺随便的,嗯。 „Obviously with weird creature Prime Evil that war, but also just like the next day.” “明明和四不像魔神的那场大战,还恍如隔日。” Yes? Passed that a time? How did I feel like have crossed for a year eight months? 是么？才过了那么点时间？我怎么感觉像是已经过了一年又八个月呢？ „Perhaps the twin tails after promotion, with just broke through weird creature Prime Evil of seal, the strength have not differed many.” “晋升后的双尾,和刚突破封印的四不像魔神,实力恐怕没相差多少吧。” accuracy said, is twin tails, probably is the disparity between same build tiger and lion. 准确的说,是双尾强一点,大概是同体型的老虎和狮子之间的差距。 „Past Junior Brother Wu, with the weird creature Prime Evil test of strength, is slightly better, now can actually easily be defeated twin tails.” “当年的吴师弟,和四不像魔神角力,也不过是略胜一筹,现在却能轻松打败双尾。” Said that is not relaxed, can win I also used 100%...... the intelligence quotient to be good! No matter how said, my brain was spells to go all-out. 都说一点也不轻松了,能赢我也是动用了百分之百的……智商好不好！不管怎么说,我的脑子是拼尽全力了。 Then, sees several people to visit me with the hidden bitterness look, a full country stops and other people. 然后,就见几个人用幽怨的眼神看着我,满满的一副国停等民。 ...... …… Goes to the plan of paradise of dragon the occurrence of trouble number, in any case must wait till twin tails wakes to be able, the somewhat bored fellow has been opening, is the rapidness that twin tails awakes, is the rapidness of spear appraisal. 前往龙之乐园的计划又生变数,好歹也要等到双尾醒过来才能出发,有些无聊的家伙已经在开盘,到底是双尾醒的快,还是长枪鉴定的快。 The day of catching a fish by hand is gone forever, every day must find some time to have a look twin tails, although has supposed the double insurance always to be but in suspense, in any event, the twin tails flexibility is to let me is convinced, ability looked like the four wings strengthened version small fox, but also it meow brought six artifact, if did not make it get out of trouble carefully, iron core must run, I ten had 8~9 unable to hold on. 摸鱼的日子一去不复返,每天都要抽出一些时间去看看双尾,虽然已经设下了双保险但总是放心不下,无论如何,双尾的灵活性是让我服气的,能力方面像极了四翼加强版的小狐狸,还它喵自带六把神器,若是一个不小心让它脱困,铁了心要跑的话,我十有八九是拉不住。 Therefore, I must relax, am defending, so as to avoid loses a strong boost of four wings rank. 所以,我还是得悠着点,守着点,免得失去一个四翼级别的强大助力。 That is wishes one could to give twin tails rests the softest bed, covers with the thickest quilt, the surroundings embellish on gorgeous flowers again, its picture anything's covering entirely bedhead, waits again wakes, originally is the crazy condition, both eyes is red, selects the person to bite, suddenly sees own picture, recalled that passing, sobered, such plot I am also the brain make amends. 那是恨不得给双尾睡最软的床,盖最厚的被子,周围再点缀上一层艳丽的花朵,再将它的照片什么的布满床头,等醒过来的时候,本来是疯狂状态,双目通红,择人而噬,忽然看到自己的照片,回想起了过往,清醒了,这样的剧情我也是脑补过的。 Pitifully hasn't the twin tails picture, only swollen the office? 只可惜并没有双尾的照片,肿么办？ The twin tails friend also on me and a gallon old man, saw the friend, how many it should sober, was only a gallon old man already the belch fart, can't I shoulder its tombstone? 双尾的朋友也就我和加仑老头了,看到朋友,它应该多少会清醒一点吧,只是加仑老头已经嗝屁了,我总不能将它的墓碑扛过来吧？ Thinks it over, has to look for the special effect master Tiya, calls out in alarm the not possible level with even the industrial demon light, uses the memory crystal as the carrier, fabricated I and gallon old man's image. 想来想去,只好找来特效大师蒂亚,用连工业魔光都惊呼不可能的水准,以记忆水晶为载体,凭空捏造出了一份我和加仑老头的影像。 In the image, I am knocking the cymbals, the gallon is playing the suona, the masters and disciples blows the hemstitch fights the dance, jubilant. 影像中,我敲着钹,加仑吹着唢呐,师徒边吹边敲边斗舞,喜气洋洋的很。 This precious memory crystal, places the twin tails bedside, the volume draws fully, 24 hours of circulation broadcasts, I scratched the corner of the eye, was moved the tears by own actions. 把这枚珍贵的记忆水晶,放在双尾床边,音量拉满,二十四小时循环播放,我不禁擦了擦眼角,被自己的所作所为感动出泪花。 Zhou tu nurses, the benevolent obstructs the righteousness completely. 周公吐哺,仁窒义尽。 ... 。。。