**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** 56 days...... also good, the two degrees travel of paradise of dragon, after and other spear Identify come out . 五六天么……也好,龙之乐园的二度之旅,就等长枪辨识出来之后再出发吧。 Then, for these days well what should do? Takes a look at own level and strength, the common adventurer going out experience behavior, does not have the significance, only if in the directions of seven giant dens, has this free time, might as well sleep, in the dream practices. 那么,这几天该干点什么好呢？瞧瞧自己的等级和实力,寻常冒险者的外出历练行为,已经毫无意义,除非是往七巨头老巢的方向,有这个空闲,不如多睡睡觉,梦里修行。 Speaking of sleeping this movement, this I excelled very much, especially excels at the doubles, has been hoping hits, wins many lost/carrying few, to the technology and battle efficiency of each partner knows from A to Z. 说到睡觉这项运动,这我就很擅长了,尤为擅长双打,一直盼着多打,胜多负少,对每个拍档的技术和战斗力都了若指掌。 The issue is, cannot one rest 56, I am not the small spirit small merpeople. 问题是,也不能一连睡上五六天呀,我又不是小幽灵小人鱼。 Thinks it over, as soon as I tap the head, what vigor oneself worry, like wasn't usually good? The old person touring party had walked in any case, I do not need to do to whom looked, should touch. 想来想去,我一拍脑袋,自己烦恼个什么劲呀,像平时一样不就好了？反正老人旅行团已经走了,我也不需要做给谁看,该摸了。 Catching a fish by hand first day, I first went to the greenwood bar, remembered Eika Layh's words I to shiver with fright yesterday, must hurry to urge do not make the foolish matter to be good, otherwise the minute/share minute to go to Mariana Trench by your gear good Ji Youkeng. 摸鱼的第一天,我先去了绿林酒吧,想起昨天艾卡莱伊的话我就打冷战,得赶紧劝碧丝不要做傻事才行,不然分分钟被你的排挡好姬友坑到马里亚纳海沟去。 But this saying cannot go straight there and come straight back, if, is not good the wound to the soft self-respect. 但这话也不能直来直去,万一呢,伤到碧丝柔软的自尊心可不好。 „cough cough , you came I to have the words to say.” I decide crooked line of national salvation, first asks to wrap/sets of the polite talk, knocks from the side. “咳咳,菲妮呀,你过来我有话要说。”我决定曲线救国,先找菲妮套套话,从旁侧敲一下。 „Cousin meow?” In the morning the bar person are not many, the little false mother has the free time, holds two people share fruit juice electricity heart, in my opposite sits down simply, stance that exhibiting to long chat. “表哥喵？”早上酒吧人不多,小伪娘有空闲,捧着两人份果汁电心上来,干脆就在我对面坐下,摆出要长聊的架势。 Hi, I said, urges to go faster, this position leaves. 嗨,我说,去去去,这位置是留给碧丝的。 „This, my is not idling bored, wants to care about everyone, asked several questions.” “这个呢,我这不是闲着无聊么,就想关心一下大家,问几个问题。” The eyeball transferred several, how this person said that is very intelligent in this/should intelligent place, this/should stupid place is also very stupid, the place most tragedy of this/should tragedy, therefore I must first probe. 眼珠子转了几圈,菲妮这人怎么说呢,在该聪明的地方很聪明,该笨的地方也很笨,该悲剧的地方最悲剧,所以我得先试探一番。 „What does cousin want to care about meow?” The topic has not torn, to is Ouna first throws the vigilant vision, the less than half face from kitchen gate silent finding out, on is also cutting the vegetable/dish on hand, does not know is the misconception, probably the blade sound changed the quickly changes to be heavy. “表哥想关心什么喵？”话题还没扯开,到是欧娜先把警惕的目光投过来,小半张脸从厨房门无声无息的探出,手头上还切着菜,不知道是不是错觉,好像刀声变快变重了。 „Is...... for example , do you have the dream?” I lowered the head suo fruit juice, the sound became the deep vicissitudes to get up suddenly, the solemn incarnation became the life teacher in stage. “就是……比方说,菲妮,你有梦想么？”我低头嗦了一口果汁,声音陡然变得深沉沧桑起来,俨然化身成了舞台上的人生导师。 „Dream...... dream meow?” poor|Fei is somewhat ignorant. “梦……梦想喵？”菲妮有些懵。 „Right, ultimate dream, does not want these pieces of work, for example becomes the world's first strong man.” “对,终极的梦想,不要那些小打小闹的,比方说成为世界第一的猛男。” „, Why do not become that type of strange thing meow?” “不不不,菲妮为什么要成为那种奇怪的东西喵？” „......” “……” No, the strong man is not the strange thing, must say that the strange words your existence is stranger. 不,猛男也不是什么奇怪的东西吧,非要说奇怪的话你的存在更加奇怪。 I am deliberately considering, had really forgotten oneself true sex thoroughly, is really fearful, in other words, if currently has the man to propose to her, theoretically has the success ratio, is really fearful. 我寻思着,菲妮果然是已经彻底忘了自己的真正性别,真可怕,也就是说,如果现在有男人向她求婚的话,理论上是存在成功率的,真可怕。 „Ultimate dream? Let think well meow.” Perhaps was infected by my earnest attitude, will partly lie on the table rests one's chin in one's hands to help attract the fruit juice the lazy lovable stance to restrain with pauses, sits up straightly, careful ponder. “终极的梦想？让菲妮好好想一想喵。”或许是被我认真的态度感染了,菲妮不禁将半趴在桌子上托着腮帮有一搭没一搭吸果汁的慵懒可爱姿态收敛起来,笔直坐起,细细的思考起来。 „If before putting , then the answer without a doubt, must be the world's first grave robber meow.” “若是放到以前的话,那么答案毫无疑问,菲妮要做世界第一的盗墓贼喵。” ! 哦哦！ I am applauding, you or said that I almost forgot this setting. 我鼓起了掌,你要不说我都快忘了这个设定。 „The present words...... the present words meow......” have not thought much, eyes braved the star, as if had the answer at heart. “现在的话呢……现在的话喵……”没有多想,菲妮眼睛冒起了星星,似乎心里有了答案。 „I the biggest dream, is travels now meow.” “我现在最大的梦想呢,就是去旅行喵。” „Travel?” “旅行？” „Not is only this meow, after is hope and other cousins expelled Hell, everyone together travels meow, I, Ouna , cousin......” “不光是这样喵,是希望等表哥打跑了地狱以后,大家一起去旅行喵,我,欧娜,碧丝,表哥……” „Hans.” “汉斯。” „To meow, Hans...... Hans is what ghost meow, I do not want absolutely meow!” As if was stepped on the cat of tail, is joyful from the whole face expectation, as if must melt general soft expression, has a fit of bad temper instantaneously, jumps, the complexion is panic-stricken extremely, trembling looks to out of the door, seems afraid in the mouth the person to come suddenly. “对喵,还有汉斯……汉斯是什么鬼呀喵,我绝对不要喵！”仿佛被踩了尾巴的猫,菲妮从满脸憧憬喜悦幸福,仿佛要融化掉一般的软乎乎表情,瞬间炸毛,一蹦而起,脸色惊恐万分,瑟瑟发抖的看向门外,似乎害怕着口中之人忽然现身。 Hans, names man Hans, by thick chest wool, but famous in adventurer, the hearsay has with the chest wool the fearful score that monster suffocates, is most dies one of the loyal fans. 汉斯,又名男子汉汉斯,以浓密的胸毛而驰名于冒险者之间,传闻有着用胸毛将怪物窒息的可怕战绩,是菲妮最死忠的粉丝之一。 I have the reason to believe, must come the Holy See mountain to build the greenwood bar branch store, part of reasons to avoid Hans. 我有理由相信,菲妮要来教廷山建立绿林酒吧分店,一部分理由就是为了躲避汉斯。 „Really is, forgot with great difficulty this person, the cousin do not frighten me meow.” After having a false alarm, is whipping the chest, having a lingering fear, the complaint is unceasing. “真是的,好不容易才忘掉这个人,表哥不要吓我喵。”虚惊一场后,菲妮拍打着心口,心有余悸,抱怨不断。 „, Is I am not well right, your dream these?” “好好,是我不对,你的梦想就这些了么？” Originally wants to begin, does not care about dream, but speaking of this share in I to was shouldered several points of curiosity. 本来只是想开个头,并不怎么在意菲妮的梦想,不过说到这个份上我到是被挑起了几分好奇。 „Also has, everyone travels together meow, can go to many places, goes to all kinds of Crypt explorations meow.” “还有还有,大家一起去旅行喵,能去很多很多的地方,去各种各样的墓地探险喵。” „Robs a grave in the final analysis.” “说到底还是盗墓啊。” „Yes, with everyone together meow.” poor|Fei makes an effort to nod, that sparkles the shining look, making one not endure to reject her anticipation. “是的,和大家一起喵。”菲妮用力点了点头,那闪闪发亮的眼神,让人不忍拒绝她的期待。 How „......” should say that accidental/surprised is very ordinary, I also think that will have any earth-shaking dream, for example becomes the world's first false mother. “……”该怎么说呢,意外的很普通,我还以为菲妮会有什么惊天动地的梦想,譬如说成为世界第一的伪娘。 It is not right, if not I am ignorant and inexperienced, as the false mother now is the world's first, only if......, does not have only if, absolutely no, even the world destroyed did not have this possibility. 不对,如果不是我孤陋寡闻的话,菲妮作为伪娘现在已经是世界第一了,除非……不,没有除非,绝对没有,就算世界毁灭了也不存在这种可能性。 „Is a little ordinary, just increased a friendship element from the original dream in the final analysis.” “有点普通啊,说到底只不过是从原来的梦想当中增加了一点友情元素。” „Dream is very simply very pure thing meow, cousin meow?” “梦想本来就是很简单很纯粹的东西喵,表哥的呢喵？” I and look at each other in blank dismay, such as is several seconds. 我和菲妮面面相觑,如是数秒。 „Probably asked one at all is not the issue of issue, hey meow.” Who the determination made an indiscreet remark knocked to sell to sprout/moe, attempts to sprout/moe to mix to pass. “好像菲妮问了一个根本不是问题的问题,诶嘿喵。”自觉失言的菲妮敲头卖萌,企图萌混过关。 Cannot say the entire world, is familiar with my person to know that my ultimate dream is the happy life that on has mixed to eat to wait for death, uh-huh. 不能说全世界吧,熟悉我的人都知道我的终极梦想是过上混吃等死的幸福生活,嗯哼。 „Ouna?” I start to find out the tentacle slowly, is thinking the attentive dangerous goal approaches step by step. “欧娜呢？”我开始慢慢探出触手,想着用心险恶的目标一步步逼近。 „My words.” Those who replace to reply is Lord, she just cut the vegetable/dish, unconscious carried the kitchen knife together. “我的话呢。”代替菲妮回答的是正主,她刚切好菜,不自觉的把菜刀一起拎了出来。 Is wait/etc, really unconscious?! 等等,真是不自觉？！ „Actually except the words of some factors, is unexpectedly similar to.” “其实除去一些因素的话,竟然和菲妮差不多。” „Which factors?” clear(ly) knows that Ouna wants to say anything, I actually could not bear asked one. “哪些因素？”明知道欧娜想说什么,我却还是忍不住多问了一句。 „Travel, robs a grave, as well as...... long Boss person.” “旅行,盗墓,以及……长老大人。” Said, this fellow is really impolite, as bar maidservant rampant. 说出口了,这家伙还真是一点都不客气,作为酒吧侍女嚣张的很。 „I, you and rob a grave also to remove the travel, did not put the cart before the horse, to be how same as.” “我也就罢了,你把旅行和盗墓也去掉,不是本末倒置了么,怎么还和菲妮一样。” „In the final analysis, so long as in the same place, so long as does not do the misdemeanor, how not to matter.” “说到底,只要和菲妮在一起,只要不是做坏事,怎么样都无所谓。” „Ouna meow......” is moved. “欧娜喵……”菲妮感动中。 „Candle leather whip?” “蜡烛皮鞭呢？” „Must, I have a look, the rope, the nail, the kitchen knife, the hatchet, the loin puller, the meat saw, the broken bone hammer...... has packed, can momentarily!” “必须的,我看看,还有绳索,铁钉,菜刀,柴刀,剔骨刀,肉锯,碎骨锤……都已经打包好了,随时可以出发！” „Ouna meow......” in fear. “欧娜喵……”菲妮恐惧中。 Saw that Ouna as if falls into one type inexplicably, makes in the middle of excitement that one is afraid, I cough hastily layer on layer/heavily, and cuts into the subject. 眼看欧娜似乎陷入一种莫名的,令人不寒而栗的兴奋当中,我连忙重重咳嗽,并切入主题。 „That......? You know that what her dream is?” “那个……碧丝呢？你们知道她的梦想是什么吗？” „?” “碧丝？” Panic-stricken, is excited Ouna, turning head as if by prior agreement, visits me with a strange expression. 无论是惊恐的菲妮,还是兴奋的欧娜,都不约而同的扭过头,用一种古怪的表情看着我。 Resembled was saying, this matter you don't know? 似在说,难道这种事你不知道？ Good, places these days of Hell world, I am the multi- veiled Bisi attendance, has had many contacts and chat time, but does not seem to be intimate with mention vainly hopes for this topic, although my vainly hoped for that is perhaps clear, does not need to talk too much. 好吧,身处地狱世界的这段时间,我是多蒙碧丝的照顾,有过不少的接触和聊天时间,但似乎尚未亲近到提及梦想这个话题,虽说我的梦想碧丝恐怕早已经一清二楚,无需多言。 „You think so me to make anything, has not told me.” “你们这么看着我做什么,碧丝没跟我说过呀。” „Even if has not said that the cousin should still be able to guess meow.” poor|Fei shakes the head to sigh, a stance that feels sad for their misfortunes to get angry him not to struggle. “就算没说过,表哥应该也能猜出来的喵。”菲妮摇头叹气,一副哀其不幸怒其不争的架势。 „I am stupid, the intelligence quotient is low, does not understand the will of the people.” How at this time can also drop, can only tell the facts. “我笨,智商低,不懂人心。”这种时候还能怎滴,只能实话实说了。 „This arrives is also.” The nod that two people deeply is so, accepted my argument. “这到也是。”两人深以为然的点头,接受了我的辩解。 „......” “……” I am estimating, opens the greenwood bar to be able compared with the time of opening Rogue Bar spending long. 我心里估算着,拆绿林酒吧会不会比拆罗格酒吧花的时间长一点。 „Therefore can tell me? Your two I knew, remaining.” “所以说能告诉我吗？你们两个的我都知道了,就剩下碧丝了。” „This matter was replied quite well by the litigant meow.” poor|Fei insipid stood up, as if saw through my goal finally, originally is not cares about itself, but conspires to the best friend. “这种事还是由当事人来回答比较好喵。”菲妮索然无味的站了起来,似乎终于看穿了我的目的,原来不是来关心自己,而是对闺蜜图谋不轨。 „No, this is very essential.” Saw that the matter wanted yellow, I had no other choice but to hold on and Ouna, informed own difficulties, did not make anything, must become the monster army leader! “别啊,这很关键。”眼看事情要黄了,我不得已拉住菲妮和欧娜,将自己的苦衷告知,再不做点什么,碧丝就要成为怪物大军的头头啦！ „Did Sir Eika Layh really say?” Ouna opens the eye, just class transfer became she who sprouted new adventurer, definitely is unable to understand that what unadorned and arid experience directed million monster army is. “艾卡莱伊大人真的这么说？”欧娜睁大眼睛,刚刚转职成为萌新冒险者的她,完全无法理解指挥百万怪物大军是一种什么样朴实无华且枯燥的体验。 „Can I also make out of whole cloth this matter to deceive you to be inadequate? Therefore I come to want with you to understand the idea especially, then urged her......, urging her to handle well the greenwood bar, do not go to handle that dangerous matter.” “我还能瞎编这种事骗你们不成？所以我才特地过来想跟你们了解一下碧丝的想法,然后劝她……呃,劝她好好把绿林酒吧打理好,别去做那种危险的事情。” „Un?” My these words as if make Ouna especially uncomfortable: „How elder can say how, you why thinks she is unserviceable, only to do handles living of bar, but she now dragon knight!” “嗯？”我这番话似乎让欧娜格外不爽:“长老阁下怎么能这么说,碧丝怎么了,你凭什么认为她就不能胜任,只能做些打理酒吧的活,她现在可是龙骑士！” „I know, but you calm down to think carefully, is appropriate with personality?” “我知道,但是你冷静下来仔细想想,以碧丝的性格合适吗？” About looks, is riding not in the , I continue to urge Ouna, thinks is also, said compared with oneself, does not know what should say, why can't pass at present these two? Compared with my far-fetched elder, isn't the advice effect of best friend better? 左右瞧了一眼,乘着碧丝不在附近,我继续劝欧娜和菲妮,想想也是,比起自己去说,不知道该说什么,为什么不能通过眼前这两人呢？比起我这个不靠谱的长老,闺蜜的劝告效果不是更好么？ Ouna and two worked as my surface look to exchange some little time, strange, does not know that what agreement reached. 欧娜和菲妮两个当着我的面眼神交流了好一会,古古怪怪的,也不知道达成了什么样的共识。 „According to the truth, is not truly suitable to handle such matter.” “按道理来说,碧丝确实不适合做这样的事情。” Right right, but your view, after is legendary first raises, damps? 对吧对吧,但是你这种说法,难道是传说中的先扬后抑？ „Ideal and choice that but we must respect, if, right.” “但是我们也要尊重碧丝的理想和选择,万一呢,对吧。” „What therefore you do want to say?” “所以你们想说什么？” „This, first lets us and communicates, when the time comes gives the long Boss person again your answer, how?” Ouna smiles, does not know that is taking advantage anything. “这样吧,先让我们和碧丝沟通一下,到时候再给长老大人你答案,如何？”欧娜笑眯眯的,不知道在打什么算盘。 „Was persuaded by you, naturally was it would be the best.” My flexure scratched the head, felt not to have the problem, but felt where was not right. “由你们来劝说,自然是最好不过了。”我挠了挠头,感觉没毛病,但又感觉哪里不对。 „If really does set firm resolve?” “如果碧丝真的下定决心呢？” „Cannot.” “不会吧。” „Does the long Boss person understand very much? Why is assured she not to do that?” “长老大人很了解碧丝么？为什么笃定她不会这么做？” „This......” “这……” „Considers to come up with a hypothesis, how will the long Boss person choose when the time comes?” “就当是做一次假设吧,长老大人到时候会如何选择？” „If really has this plan......” my hesitation moment, said: „I will certainly also support her, making her try, but if she truly does not have this ability and talent, I will persuade her reluctantly, I do not want to make her be injured......” “如果碧丝真的有这个打算……”我迟疑片刻,道:“我当然也会支持她,让她试一试,但是如果她确实没有这个能力和天分,我会劝说她不要勉强,我不想让她受伤……” „Very good, having length Boss person these words was enough.” “很好,有长老大人这句话就足够了。” Hey, waits, my words have not said that I mean, I do not want to make be injured, moreover million monster army are not jokes, is the Holy See mountain resists the hopes of seven giants to be, let alone, even if changes into Valise, small spirit, Lina they, if not suitable, I will not come to issue arbitrary and confused orders, causes the beacon-fire play feudal lord and so on script to them with million army. 喂喂,等一下,我话还没说完呢,我的意思是,我不想让碧丝受伤,况且百万怪物大军也不是闹着玩的,是教廷山对抗七巨头的希望所在,别说碧丝,就算是换成维拉丝,小幽灵,琳娅她们,如果不适合,我也不会拿百万大军来给她们瞎指挥,弄出烽火戏诸侯之类的剧本。 , Ok, following did not say that the feeling also has nothing badly, was the meaning transmission arrives in any case is right. 顿了顿,算了,后面的不说感觉也没什么差,反正是意思传达到位就对了。 Seeing and Ouna smile is strange, I cannot feel the head, pretends to have a look at the time, sweeps away the fruit juice telecommunication on table, the racket the belly hurries to leave, three people of groups leaves behind the talk to the maidservant the space. 见菲妮和欧娜笑容诡异,我着实摸不着脑袋,假装看看时间,把桌子上的果汁电信一扫而空,拍拍肚皮赶紧走人,给侍女三人组留下谈话的空间。 Hopes this matter to be able before the paradise of dragon to solve. 但愿这事能在去龙之乐园之前解决吧。