**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Goes home, I am absent-minded prosperous, was thinking completely which goes to turn again a clever lovable daughter, little loli full street are, lovable also many, but also not every, this matter must be fastidious about a fate, without the eye reason, that is again attractive lovable, is insipid. 一路回家,我都是恍恍惚惚红红火火,满心想着去哪再拐一个乖巧可爱的女儿,小萝莉满街都是,可爱的也不少,但也并不是每个都可以,这种事还是得讲究一个缘分,若是没有眼缘,那便是再漂亮可爱,也是索然无味。 For example...... 就比如说…… „Discovers the pet owner!” The creating a disturbance crystal and Qi, discovered the target, saw appearance that an opposite party dead soul goes down in the world, crystal at present one bright. “发现饲主！”正在打打闹闹的水晶和琪露诺,发现了目标,看到对方一副死魂落魄的模样,水晶眼前一亮。 Is the lesson that „wait/etc, the fool crystal receives insufficient? Will be bullied by mother's man, you go to me not to go.” Sees the crystal to be ready to make trouble, striking an attitude to collect, Qi pushed the bridge of the nose, felt oneself intelligently were too too brilliant, compared with the trivial fool crystal high to does not know where goes. “等等,笨蛋水晶受到的教训还不够吗？会被妈妈的男人欺负的,你去我可不去。”看到水晶蠢蠢欲动,作势要凑上去,琪露诺推了推鼻梁,觉得自己太聪明太睿智了,比区区笨蛋水晶高到不知哪去。 „tch.” The crystal jogging fingertip, the look is arrogant and complacent: „Today, makes the crystal Sir teach you this fool ice piece truth.” “啧啧啧。”水晶轻摇指尖,神色骄傲自满:“今天,就让水晶大人来教你这笨蛋冰块一个道理。” Like this saying, she aims at the opposite party powerful: „The hateful pet owner truly is usually very exasperating, is very dangerous, always spanks crystal, however under the present condition, the pet owner may be good to bully, how regardless of not to have responded to his him.” 这样说着,她气势十足的指向对方:“平时可恶的饲主确实很气人,很危险,老打水晶的屁股,但是现在的状态下,饲主可好欺负的很,无论怎么对他他都没反应。” „Really?” “真的？” „Does not believe you to look my!” “不信你看我的！” Then, crystal 【Fire.in.the. hole】, Rushes robustly, first is numb slip grasps the thigh, will go all out to pull in the future, will discover to pull motionless, will hug around the middle, two foot stilts were hanging, sat up the human body bandwagon, finally was even more dissolute, crawled following the waist to the shoulder on upward, two and used, to pull up weeds same is pulling out that inch short hair. 说完,水晶一个【fire.in.the.hole】,虎头虎脑冲了上去,先是麻溜的抱住大腿,拼命往后扯,发现扯不动,又拦腰而抱,两脚高跷悬空,坐起了人体顺风车,最后越发放肆,顺着腰往上爬到肩膀上,两手并用,拔草一样拔着那寸许的短发。 Really a response does not have, Qi at present one bright, felt that the stupid crystal has occasionally little smart, can compare favorably with Qi to reveal the big person 1% intelligence, naturally, possibly 100 years also appear such 1-2 times. 果然一点反应都没有,琪露诺眼前一亮,感觉愚蠢的水晶偶尔还是有一点点机灵的,可以比得上琪露诺大人百分之一的聪明,当然,可能一百年也就出现那么1-2。 That also waits for anything, now has a grudge to revenge, has the resentment to seek vengeance! 那还等什么,现在正是有仇报仇,有怨报怨的时候！ Qi is also whipping three ice seductress/evil spirit wings, rushes, the small fist is glittering extremely cold freeze ray. 琪露诺也拍打着三对冰妖精翅膀,冲了上去,小拳头闪烁着极寒的冰冻光芒。 „Looks at Qi to reveal the freeze frog fist of big person!” “看琪露诺大人的冰冻青蛙拳！” „The crystal red-roast fist of crystal Sir!” “水晶大人的水晶红烧拳！” „Qi reveals the extermination frog foot of big person!” “琪露诺大人的灭绝青蛙脚！” „The crystal fragrant spicy foot of crystal Sir!” “水晶大人的水晶香辣脚！” „Beats savagely crystal hammer” and „pain to punch the ice piece to strike” and „fool crystal to trample” and „idiot ice piece to cut” and „mother only to like cutting off of Qi” and „mother liking the confession of crystal”...... “暴打水晶锤”、“痛揍冰块击”、“傻瓜水晶踹”、“蠢货冰块斩”、“妈妈只爱琪露诺之断绝”、“妈妈更爱水晶之忏悔”…… The mouth humph humph has the sound was shouting some bewildered style names, the crystal and Qi hands and feet changes to the innumerable fist air-dried ham shadow, greeting, curling up the dust is billowing, what fully annotated is bear the child. 嘴里嚯嚯有声的大喊着一些莫名其妙的招式名,水晶和琪露诺的手脚化作无数拳风腿影,一个劲的招呼,卷起尘埃滚滚,充分诠释了什么叫熊孩子。 „Your two......” “你们两个……” „Hey —— —— ——!!!” “噫——————！！！” The fool daughter combines exudes one to call out in alarm simultaneously: „It is not good is not good, the pet owner responded, run.” 笨蛋女儿组合同时发出一声惊呼:“不好了不好了,饲主反应过来了,快跑。” „Mother's man woke, must be spanked, must be spanked, is not I does, is the mistakes of crystal, is the crystal instigates, intelligent Qi will make such foolish matter.” “妈妈的男人醒过来了,要被打屁股了,要被打屁股了,不是我干的,都是水晶的错,是水晶怂恿,聪明的琪露诺才会做出这样的傻事。” The intelligence quotient is not good, responded that is not slow, the two fool turns around to run, where however can result in the pair of hand of four wings powerhouse quickly, look is carrying one, gave to catch. 智商不行,反应却不慢,两个笨蛋转身就跑,然而哪能快得过四翼强者的一双手,这不,一手拎着一个,就给逮回来了。 „Is it possible that you......” “莫非你们……” „Without, the crystal has not been thinking absolutely today must retaliate, must bully the pet owner well, must make the pet owner regret that does not give the crystal to throw the food, the crystal has not really thought.” “没有没有,水晶绝对没有想着今天要报复,要好好欺负回饲主,要让饲主后悔不给水晶投食,水晶真的一点都没这么想过。” „Right right, Qi does not have, has not been thinking absolutely is the fool crystal makes mistakes obviously actually wants even/including Qilu buttocks to hit together, such mother's man must retaliate anything, has not thought that Qi most loves mother, therefore mother's man is also loves the frog and frog, because of liking living to hate anything.” “没错没错,琪露诺也没有,绝对没有想着明明是笨蛋水晶犯了错却要连琪露诺的屁股一起打,这样的妈妈的男人一定要报复什么的,从来就没想过,琪露诺可是最爱妈妈的,所以妈妈的男人也是爱蛙及蛙,因爱生恨什么的。” „Is it possible that your does two...... want to act like a spoiled brat with me?” How my train of thought also stays in turns......, how to recognize a new daughter to come back to rub, had not noticed quite the same as the crystal and Qi flexure itchy action, recovers to discover their actions, still in innermost feelings fiercely one of the daughter pattern. “莫非你们两个……是想和我撒娇？”我的思绪还停留在怎么拐……啊呸,是怎么认一个新女儿回来蹭,浑然没有留意到水晶和琪露诺的挠痒痒举动,回过神来发现她们的举动,仍处于女儿模式的内心猛地一阵。 Is it possible that were they acting like a spoiled brat to me a moment ago? But did I actually choose to neglect them? 莫非,她们刚才是在向我撒娇？而我却选择忽略了她们？ Thinks carefully, they to a Saint moon/month virtue Wolf mother......, although made me be angry very much , but also was the matter that had no alternative, almost was also gradually numb to this name, default. 仔细想想,她们对着圣月贤狼一口一个妈妈……虽然很令我生气但也是无可奈何的事情,久而久之差不多也对这个称呼麻木了,默认了。 Since is the numb default, that was also a daughter, but is unable to treat as the daughter to hurt them in any event, as for reason...... 既然是麻木默认,那也算是女儿了,只是无论如何都无法将她们当做女儿来疼,至于原因么…… You think well this two fool and pair of child princess small black coal their disparity, can understand clearly. 你们好好想一想这两个笨蛋和双子公主小黑炭她们的差距,就能清楚明白了。 My this default at the same time did the cruel behavior that does not approve, hurt their hearts? Causes this two fool unable to bear initiate an attack finally, wants to act like a spoiled brat to me, wants the parental love? 难道说,我这种默认的同时又不认可的残忍行为,伤了她们的心？导致这两个笨蛋终于忍不住主动出击,想要对我撒娇,想要得到父(母)爱？ Thinks of here, I give birth to several points of guilt, several points move, cannot bear hug the crystal and Qi in the bosom. 想到这里,我心里生出几分愧疚,几分感动,忍不住一把将水晶和琪露诺抱在怀里。 „Sorry, the father has neglected you before, from now henceforth, I will try hard to complete a father, do you like to believe me?” “对不起,爸爸以前一直忽略了你们,从今以后,我会努力做好一个父亲的,你们愿意相信我吗？” The bosom lifts two pairs to fill the frightened bright and intelligent eye, probably by the princess who the Evil Dragon captures, I the tooth smile, lower the head, as far as possible and they are looking at each other with the gentle vision, looking at each other that winks, is wanting to be determined to transmit of innermost feelings to their eyes. 怀里抬起两双充满惊悚的水汪汪眼睛,像是被恶龙虏获的公主,我咧齿一笑,低下头,尽可能的用温柔目光和她们对视着,一眨不眨的对视着,希望将自己内心的这份决意传达到她们眼中。 One second, two seconds...... 一秒,两秒…… Ten seconds, eight seconds...... 十秒,八秒…… One minute, a half minute...... 一分钟,半分钟…… „Sorry, really has no way you, when the daughter regards ahh!!!” The anger raises a mind tea table, I sent out honest filled with grief Shout from the soul. “对不起,果然还是没法将你们当女儿看待啊啊啊！！！”怒掀一记心灵茶几,我自灵魂发出了正直悲怆的呐喊。 Only, this matter, I do not have the means to deceive itself only, without the means takes into account the reality, why must ask, because I am —— 唯独,唯独这种事,我没办法欺骗自己,没办法迁就现实啊,要问为什么,因为我是—— The first under heaven daughter controls! 天下第一女儿控是也！ Well, person? 咦,人呢？ Recovers, wants apologizes to the crystal and Qi, even completed shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf to comfort their plans, actually in discovery bosom completely empty, the two young fool did not know the trace. 回过神来,想向水晶和琪露诺道歉,甚至做好了变身圣月贤狼安抚她们的打算,却发现怀抱里空空如也,两个小笨蛋不知所踪。 Raised the head, the two star flicks, is far away from the surface. 抬起头,两个星星一闪一闪,正在远离地表。 To throw off the mind tea table a moment ago time, on the way together raising flew them? 难道说刚才掀翻心灵茶几的时候,也顺道一起把她们给掀飞了？ , Without is not skillful, perhaps was the two little fellow is shy, hahaha, such a looked occasionally, actually the crystal and Qi was also lovable, if can be cleverer, little mischievous, perhaps was intelligently cleverer, really can touch to my daughter controls the electric wave. 不不不,没那么巧吧,或许是两个小家伙害羞了呢,哈哈哈,偶尔这么一看,其实水晶和琪露诺也是蛮可爱的,要是能再乖巧些,少一点调皮捣蛋,聪明伶俐些,说不定真的能触动到我的女儿控电波。 Did not say that did not say, looking for the daughter is not a short time matter, otherwise so many years on Ruth their several, they will not perhaps return alive to with the puppy dog be quicker. 不说了不说了,找女儿也不是一时半会的事,否则也不会那么多年了就西露丝她们几个,说不定跟小狗狗她们生还要更快些。 ...... I am pondering over as for Evil Dragon, after she lives, is the small treasure the sister or the younger sister? 至于恶龙蕾娜……我琢磨着,等她生下来之后,小宝贝到底算是五妹还是幺妹？ Is just thinking must discusses on this issue and Evil Dragon, naturally, I thought that this small female dragon definitely is chooses the sister unable to run away, that competitive, where regardless of puts to display. 正想着要不要就这个问题和恶龙蕾娜讨论一下,当然,我觉得这小母龙肯定是选择五妹跑不掉,那份争强好胜,无论放到哪里都能发挥出来。 At this moment, the front surface to/clashes together the light. 就在这时,迎面冲来一道光。 „Small ~~ ~~ ~~ every ~~ ~~ ~~” “小~~~~~~凡~~~~~~” „Pū!” “噗喔！” Invited everyone this brief three characters, the display imagined the previous second exactly to have anything, then wrote one no less than the feelings of 800 characters. 请大家就这简短的三个字,自行发挥想象前一秒钟到底发生了什么,然后写一篇不少于八百字的感想。 „What's wrong, harebrained.” “怎么了,冒冒失失的。” Patted grass cotton wool, I lift high the bosom small spirit, kisses/intimate one layer on layer/heavily, on the cheek that again in that soft to does not make sense rubs several to rub, the HP value returns instantaneously fully. 拍了拍身上的草絮,我将怀里的小幽灵举高高,重重亲上一口,再在那张柔软到不像话的脸蛋上蹭几蹭,HP值瞬间回满。 „Has the unprincipled person to pursue me.” Saying, the small spirit hides from me to go behind, reveals an eye half head, is eying covetously the front. “有坏人在追我。”这么说着,小幽灵哧溜一声躲到我身后去,露出一双眼睛半个脑袋,虎视眈眈着前方。 Stares slightly, without I ascertains with enough time, the person who the small spirit said came. 微微一愣,没等我来得及问清楚,小幽灵所说的人就现身了。 Is unfamiliar Paladin, tai, the Hell spy who where comes, bullies the small spirit unexpectedly, in the report, keeps your entire corpse! 是个眼生的圣骑士,呔,哪来的地狱细作,竟然欺负小幽灵,报上名来,留你一条全尸！ Sees behind Paladin, with looking familiar abnormal Angel, I was shocked. 紧接着看到圣骑士后面,跟着一个眼熟的变态天使,我愣住了。 „, Sir Ural.” “呀呀,乌格尔大人。” „The previous second you have not recognized me to come, owes I in the appearance that in front of you changes.” Ural happy expression, a language stimulates wear a look. “前一秒你还没认出我来吧,亏我还是在你面前变的这副模样。”乌格尔面带笑意,一语戳心。 „How can, Sir Ural the sacred Saint light, even again good of hidden, is still the same like Sun, cannot conceal, in my eyes could not conceal.” “怎么会呢,乌格尔大人神圣的圣光,就算隐藏的再好,也是如同太阳一样,掩饰不住的,在我眼中根本隐瞒不了。” My Armstrong maneuver acceleration Armstrong the horse buttocks, retook again, shift topic with no trace. 我一记阿姆斯特朗回旋加速式阿姆斯特朗马屁,重重拍了过去,紧接着不着痕迹的转移话题。 „But, why can Sir Ural pursue my family's Ellis?” “不过,乌格尔大人为什么要追着我家的爱丽丝呢？” „, I have not pursued.” “诶,我没追呀。” „Hasn't pursued?” I have turned head to look at the small spirit, to I do not trust Ural compared with the small spirit, but yes...... “没追？”我扭过头看了看小幽灵,到不是比起小幽灵我更信任乌格尔,而是…… The small spirit criminal record were too many. 小幽灵前科太多了而已。 „Nonsense, small every do not believe that fellow, tags along after me obviously, certainly is the Hell spy, small every do not let off him.” “胡说,小凡别信那家伙,明明一路尾随我,一定是个地狱细作,小凡别放过他。” The small spirit said with certainty, the look is rogue, 【If not for this saintess strength is inferior to you, you had been filled to cement in sink to the pair child seabed go】 Does not counterfeit the threat. 小幽灵言之凿凿,眼神凶恶,一副【若不是本圣女实力不如你,你早就被灌到水泥里沉到双子海底去了】的不似作假威胁。 I just want to speak several words of praise for Ural , indicating that the scholarly amiable Ural big shot is not such person, that tour guide is different from him behind. 我正想替乌格尔说几句好话,表明儒雅随和的乌格尔大佬不是那样的人,和他身后那个导游不一样。 „Speaking of tagging along after the words, indeed have such matter.” Ural stuns the world, makes me be shocked instantaneously, has a look at him, has a look at his behind Eva, with the aim of confirming that had the soul to exchange this dog blood plot. “说到尾随的话,的确是有这么回事。”乌格尔语出惊人,瞬间让我惊呆,看看他,又看看他身后的爱娃儿,以便确认是不是发生了灵魂互换这种狗血剧情。 „But tags along after and pursues differently, right.” Looks appearance that I am shocking, Ural analyzes to say serious. “但是尾随和追不一样,对吧。”瞧着我惊呆的样子,乌格尔正经八百的分析道。 „That...... Sir Ural, this does not crack a joke, can talk about the reason with me earnestly?” I wipe away sweat, feels in some winds disorderly. “那个……乌格尔大人,这可不是开玩笑,能认真和我说说原因么？”我擦了一把汗,感觉有些风中凌乱。 „I made a long story short.” Ural restrains the happy expression, serious nod, has dignified sacred atmosphere to send out: „little girl, you have the talent very much, learns to punch the person from me.” “那我就长话短说了。”乌格尔收敛笑意,严肃的点点头,自有一股庄严神圣的气氛散发出来:“小丫头,你很有天赋,跟我学揍人吧。” What response is small spirit dozens exorcisms to fling, translucent Saint light/only walls pound on Ural, naturally has not played any role, seems the froth hits to puncture sharp general shatter. 回应的是小幽灵数十记驱魔甩出,一面面半透明的圣光墙砸在乌格尔身上,理所当然没有发挥任何一点作用,就仿佛是泡泡撞在尖刺上一般破碎。 However the continuous shatter sound, clearly forms the clear two note in the air. 然而连绵的破碎声,在空气中分明形成清晰的两个音符。 Has no interest, gun! 没兴趣,gun！ ... 。。。