**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Said, I had also given many names before, how to have felt?” “说起来,我以前也取过不少名字,怎么就没感觉呢？” Recalls these years, names the emperor not to call white/in vain, naturally, what names to oneself are most is various styles, regardless of the time being, names to others also has. 回忆这些年,命名帝可不是白叫的,当然,给自己取名最多的还是各种招式,姑且不论,给别人取名的也有呀。 Others did not say, said attacking a city beast small armor, this name is I takes to it, in the past Rogue Encampment one of the three big mascot figures, only have it still to persevere now...... is not right, listening to Akara saying that as if got so far as Third World to display the afterheat it. 别人不说,就说说攻城兽小甲吧,这个名字是我给它取的,当年罗格营地的三大吉祥物之一,如今也只剩下它还在坚守……不对,听阿卡拉说似乎把它弄到第三世界去发挥余热了。 In other words, walking that the past camp three big mascot figures have walked, disperses dispersed, my many years have not seen small armor, how also do not know it now. 也就是说,当年的营地三大吉祥物已经走的走,散的散了,我也有好些年没有见到小甲了,也不知道它现在怎么样。 The issue came, how I felt that small armor does have no change? According to the truth that should also be the real name gives is right. 问题来了,我怎么感觉小甲没啥变化呢？按道理来说那也应该是真名赋予才对呀。 Elder Sister White Dragon little listened to my confusion, smiles. 白龙小姐姐听了我的困惑,莞尔一笑。 „Wu Fan your excellency, isn't this very normal matter? Even if has ability that grants the real name, but does not have the condition limit, was like equipment of your human, had, actually did not represent to put on, but must satisfy the equipment condition, the real name was also so, past Wu Fan your excellency strength may not be strong.” “吴凡阁下,这不是很正常的事情么？哪怕具备赐予真名的能力,但也并非毫无条件限制,就跟你们人类的装备一样,拥有了,却并不代表能穿上,还得满足装备的条件,真名也是如此,当年的吴凡阁下实力可并不强。” „In other words, I gave the name that small armor gives not to calculate that initially grants the real name is right.” I am suddenly enlighted. “也就是说,我当初给小甲取的名字不算是赐予真名对吧。”我恍然大悟。 „Arrived also not necessarily, the real name grants with Wu Fan your excellency strength is closely linked, perhaps you indeed granted that only attacking a city beast real name initially, but your strength was very initially weak, causing that only attacking a city beast unable to obtain the kindness of real name, now your excellency might as well has a look again, if the attacking a city beast strength progressed by leaps and bounds, then had possibly been granted the real name.” “到也未必,真名赐予跟吴凡阁下的实力息息相关,或许你当初的确是赐予那只攻城兽真名,只不过当初你的实力还很弱,导致那只攻城兽也无法得到真名的恩惠,如今阁下不妨再去看看,如果攻城兽实力突飞猛进,那么很可能已经被赐予了真名。” „So that's how it is.” Eika Layh's words are well-founded, let me even/including chose/point, is this truth, blames me to abandon that for a long time small armor has not paid attention, another day will return to Third World to confirm. “原来如此。”艾卡莱伊的话有理有据,让我把头连点,是这个道理,也怪我将小甲扔下那么久没有关注,改天回第三世界确认一下吧。 „In addition......” continues the careful recollection, who besides small armor , the small spirit, the puppy dog these was treated as the name of nickname by me likely, should unable to calculate to grant the real name, this point Eika Layh had also explained to me a moment ago. “除此之外……”继续细细的回忆,除了小甲以外还有谁呢,像小幽灵啊,小狗狗啊这些被我当做外号的称呼,应该不能算赐予真名,这一点艾卡莱伊刚才也跟我解释过了。 Even if I as the Savior, can not use like Lilith, conducts to bestow the name through complicated magic array, ceremony and incantation, that must be the sincerity, serious, official, dedicated, like gave disruption diamond to name such a moment ago, was defined by own innermost feelings as the name of nickname is unable to become the real name. 就算我作为救世主,可以不用像莉莉斯那样,通过繁复的魔法阵、仪式和咒语来进行赐名,那也得必须是真心的,严肃的,正式的,专注的,就像刚才给碎裂钻石取名那样,被自己内心定义为外号的称呼是无法成为真名的。 Thinks it over, what the impression is most profound is...... 想来想去,印象最深刻的还是…… I poke! 我戳！ Had just turned head, at present one black, I covered the eyes to sway back and forth everywhere call. 刚刚扭过头,眼前一黑,我捂着双眼满地打滚嗷嗷直叫。 Does not know when switches over the Lilith pattern Lilith, is unfolding a pair of Demon small wing, fast jumping midair after committing murder, icy tender snort/hum, left behind one „this king to go to experience” to run. 不知道何时切换成莉莉斯模式的莉莉斯,展着一双恶魔小翅膀,在行凶之后飞快跃起半空,冷冰冰的娇哼了一声,留下一句“本王自个去历练”就跑了。 „Lilith, you give me and other, waits......” “莉莉斯,你给我等一下,等……” „Good, Lilith is embarrassed, the little brother you should also understand the young girl heart occasionally, this will be popular with girl.” “好了好了,莉莉斯正难为情着呢,小弟你偶尔也该了解一下少女心,这样才会更受女孩子的欢迎哦。” Because of thunderbolt, but the startled moment but responded quickly saw through anything's to be beautiful, put out a hand to block me with a smile. 因为突发事件而惊愣片刻但很快反应过来似是看穿了什么的萨绮丽,含笑伸手将我拦了下来。 No, wait/etc, your what meaning? When didn't I understand the young girl heart? My person turned into the young girl quickly! Also had your such, I was seized the bead to become the mind class/flow Savior by Shuanglong quickly, you also smiled was so happy! 不,等等,你什么意思？我什么时候不了解少女心了？我人都快变成少女了！再说有你这样的么,我被双龙夺珠快成心眼流救世主了,你还笑的那么开心！ Not is only is beautiful, even Eika Layh and Tiya also smiled. 不仅是萨绮丽,连艾卡莱伊和蒂亚也笑了。 „But is really rare, usually wants to be close to Lilith being difficult, has not thought that actually saw side of her so young girl accidentally.” “可真难得,平时想接近莉莉斯都难,没想到却无意中看到了她如此少女的一面。” No, can therefore you first sympathize with me to be happy? Is my eye so inexpensive? Titanium alloy dog eye that even if the Taobao nine nine packages postal buy one and get one free, that still wants the manpower and resources good! 不,所以说你们能先同情一下我再高兴么？我的眼睛就那么廉价？就算是淘宝九块九包邮买一送一的钛合金狗眼,那也是要人力物力的好不好！ Lilith then inserts is sharp-eyed ruthlessly, but has not really been forgiving, I will forget more than thousand years of ocular gymnastics four types to do one by one, felt not sore. 莉莉斯这下插眼精准狠,可真一点没留情,我将足足遗忘了千多年的眼保健操四式挨个做了遍,才感觉没那么疼。 „On the other hand, why will Lilith be angry?” I recalled in the past few days her and Elle clean event, is it possible that truth here. “话说回来,莉莉斯为什么会生气呢？”我回想起了前些天她和艾莉露洁的事件,莫非真相就在这里。 „Words said, Elle cleanly is the real name is right.” “话说,艾莉露洁是真名对吧。” „In that case, absolutely is the real name without doubt, Elle clean several months time on growth is quickly the same as card clean, the real name has lasting achievements absolutely, Druid elder may really be good to plan, if I presented initially, will definitely prevent Wu Fan your excellency to do that.” “在那种情况下,绝对是真名无疑,艾莉露洁短短几个月时间就成长的快跟卡洁儿一样,真名绝对功不可没,艾德鲁长老可真是好算计,如果当初我在场,肯定会阻止吴凡阁下这么做。” „No, luckily you not on the scene.” I have looked back to Eika Layh, gives the thumbs-up to her, the corner of the eye flashes through wipes the sharp vision that in the person of same belief the person understand: „Elle cleanly was really good.” “不,幸好你没在场。”我回过头看向艾卡莱伊,冲她竖起大拇指,眼角闪过一抹同道中人都懂的犀利眼光:“艾莉露洁真是太棒了。” „......” “……” Regarding attribute that my dead daughter controls, the people do not want to complain anything again. 对于我死女儿控的属性,众人已经不想再吐槽什么了。 „Therefore why will Lilith be angry?” Saw that the topic shifted unexpectedly silently, I pull hastily positively, ahem, your group of people were really naive, tried to defeat me in the domain that I most excelled at unexpectedly. “所以说为什么莉莉斯会生气？”眼看话题竟然悄然无声转移了,我连忙扳正,哼哼,你们这群人真是太天真了,竟然试图在我最擅长的领域打败我。 „You guess.” The people stay behind almost make me spurt blood the smile of fan, departs in abundance. “你猜。”众人留下差点让我喷血的迷之笑容,纷纷离去。 „Small spirit, you are my small heart and liver small treasure, certainly will explain the vernacular with me right.” At this time is different in those days, I lead a being with good intention young saintess now along, how to be raised possibly appetite by you, does not exist. “小幽灵,你可是我的小心肝小宝贝,一定会跟我说明白话的对吧。”今时不同往日,我现在可是随身带着一个善解人意的小圣女,怎么可能会被你们吊胃口,不存在的。 Seeing only the small spirit is silent, is pinching the chin, stares at my eye to look. 只见小幽灵沉默不语,捏着下巴,一个劲盯着我的眼睛瞧。 „Wait, what do you want to make?” Many years of elderly married couples, my GET to the idea of small spirit, called out in alarm are withdrawing several steps. “等等,你想做什么？”多年老夫老妻,我一下GET到了小幽灵的想法,惊叫着退后几步。 „Was the time develops the new unique skill, you said right young.” The small spirit sighs, just like the sales volume dreary young butter maker. “是时候开发新绝招了,你说对吧小凡。”小幽灵叹了一口气,犹如销量惨淡的小黄油制作商。 „To your head right!” I draws the small spirit to the bosom pinches the face, clenches jaws to say. “对你的头啊对！”我一把将小幽灵拉到怀里捏脸,咬牙切齿道。 „Your bites to attract the intelligence quotient, your spirit body shell, this is explodes air/Qi full Nuhong the blood ultra to kill good!” “你的咬头吸智商呢,你的幽灵体炮弹呢,这已经是爆气满怒红血超必杀了好不好！” „, Once you ironed in fully incite several to decide.” Was being rubbed the small spirit of face by me, unclear emanation protest. “足都啦,愣曾你烙里滋几定。”被我揉着脸的小幽灵,含糊不清的发出抗议。 „Keeps pace with the times your head, sufficed, I am the only victim, I said enough enough!” “与时俱进你个头,够了,我是唯一受害者,我说够了就够了！” Gets rid of my evil clutches, the small spirit continues to heave a sigh, among the features writes all over to go bankrupt the hidden bitterness of two characters: „Young, you thinks to look, if a funny artist, more than ten years marks, has been using the old stem, does not have the innovation, a script performance, from making a debut to have used now, can everyone be sick, under the stage looked for more than ten years several hundred audience, but can also smile?” 摆脱我的魔爪,小幽灵继续唉声叹气,眉目间写满破产二字的幽怨:“小凡,你想想看,如果一个搞笑艺人,十多年来原地踏步,一直用着旧梗,毫无创新,一本剧本一台演出,从出道一直用到现在,大家会不会厌烦,台下看了十几年几百遍的观众,还能笑得出来么？” „This indeed is very stern.” A small spirit such analogy, I as if realized the gravity of matter probably. “这的确是挺严峻的。”小幽灵这么一比喻,我好像似乎意识到了事情的严重性。 „Therefore, the innovation is imperative!” Saw me to understand, the small spirit suspended POSE that praised Sun. “所以,创新势在必行！”见我理解了,小幽灵摆了个赞美太阳的POSE。 „No, wait/etc, you quibbled, in the final analysis audience or victim only then my, so long as I did not think that was sick enough, right.” “不,等等,你这是强词夺理,说到底观众或者说受害者只有我一个,只要我不觉得厌烦就够了,对吧。” „I thought that eye spot is good.” “我觉得眼睛这个部位挺好。” „It is not good! Moreover you think carefully.” I quickly grasp the meaning of something, if were really developed any new unique skill by her, even if buys delivers ten my titanium alloy dog eye estimates is not insufficient. “一点都不好！而且你仔细想想。”我一个激灵,真要是被她开发出什么新绝招,就算买一送十我的钛合金狗眼估计都不够用了。 „You think carefully, Lilith had used a moment ago style, you urgently the imitation, this are calling anything, plagiarism! Knockoff! Use another's words and present them as one's own! Don't you feel as the saintess disgraced?” “你仔细想想,刚才莉莉斯才用过的招式,你就急着模仿,这叫什么,抄袭！山寨！拾人牙慧！身为圣女你不觉得丢人吗？” „Plagiarism does not spend the brain, this is very good, I to did not feel.” “抄袭不费脑,这很好呀,我到是一点都不觉得。” „......” I almost forgot, this young saintess mindless and not ashamed heart is coming. “……”我都快忘了,这小圣女没心没肺且毫无羞耻心来着。 „Not too small said is also reasonable, since said innovated, that must first think, really cannot think that the idea said again.” “不过小凡说的也有道理,既然说创新了,那总得先自己动动脑子,实在想不到好点子再说。” Do not say again feeds, gives me to ponder over the new idea earnestly! 别再说呀喂,给我认真琢磨新点子！ Did wait/etc, when start me to tacitly approve the small spirit to develop the new unique skill?! 等等,什么时候开始我已经默认了小幽灵开发新绝招？！ Realized that had a wave of rhythm by the small spirit, falls into itself the gulf, I just want to recover, discovered that this small saintess two feet float spatially, spins around oneself, the revolutions the revolutions, the vision gradually falls to another eye on. 意识到被小幽灵带了一波节奏,把自己陷入深坑,我正想补救,发现这小圣女两脚浮空,绕着自己打转,转呀转,目光逐渐落到另外一个眼上。 I hold breath cold air, close your eyes, is imagining scene that the future and small spirit will meet again after a long separation. 我倒吸一口凉气,闭上眼,想象着未来和小幽灵久别重逢的情景。 „Small every ~~ ~” “小凡~~~” „Small spirit ~~ ~” “小幽灵~~~” Under the setting sun, the lover of long separation had a reunion in the seashore, started textbook running, then the small spirit threw the textbook conveniently, starts to accelerate, accelerated again. 夕阳下,久别的恋人在海边重逢,开始了教科书般的奔跑,然后小幽灵将教科书随手一扔,开始加速,再加速。 The spirit body shell is ready, comes. 幽灵体炮弹蓄势待发,呼啸而来。 I stretch out the arms with tears, wait for the pain joyful fervor to support, then in one sets upright two shadows to overlap horizontally in the same place instance, a small spirit suddenly submersion! 我含泪张开双臂,等待痛并快乐的激情相拥,然后就在一横一竖两道影子要重叠在一起的瞬间,小幽灵忽然一个下沉！ The upper part passes through from my crotch directly, then holds their palms together, the index finger gathers the spear/gun, hangs upside down the gold/metal hook millenniums to kill from crotch one! 上半身直接从我胯下穿了过去,然后双手合十,食指并拢成枪,自胯下一个倒挂金钩式千年杀！ Pū!!! 噗！！！ Spurting the volume of blood is ultra-large!!! 喷血量超大！！！ The picture framed here. 画面定格在了此处。 „It is not good, is not absolutely good, the small spirit I warned you, if you dare to hit what evil idea to me, developed some strange unique skills, was careful me to refuse to acknowledge family, every day wore ten underpants to you!” “不行不行,绝对不行,小幽灵我警告你,你要是敢对我打什么歪主意,开发些奇奇怪怪的绝技,小心我六亲不认,每天给你穿上十条内裤！” Opens the eyes fiercely, my stern voice and appearance, puts out itself most to have the lines of threat. 猛地睁开双眼,我声色俱厉,拿出自己最具威胁力的台词。 „What young every you are saying, what hits what evil idea to you, can't my how character understand?” Responded my, was the small spirit unclear question. “小凡你在说什么呀,什么对你打什么歪主意,我怎么一个字也听不懂？”回应我的,是小幽灵含糊不清的反问。 When saw only her not to know in the hand to hold no slight defect diamond, put my mouth wū wū to gnaw to nip, in plug cock of carelessly differing from the past chewed in gulps, her ten fingers flexible is revolving gently diamond, the tooth just like the precise engine bed, along with having rhythm the sound, less than a while, the small spirit spat diamond. 只见她不知什么时候手上捧起了一颗无瑕疵钻石,放我嘴里啊呜啊呜啃咬着,不同以往的胡乱塞嘴里大口大口嘴嚼,她十指灵活的轻轻旋转着钻石,牙齿就宛如精密的机床,伴随着有节奏的咔嚓咔嚓声响,不到一会儿,小幽灵将钻石吐了出来。 Sees only no slight defect diamond of round, at this time had turned into a pure white chrysanthemum in full bloom, the diamond unique radiant radiance, making this chrysanthemum among each flower petals glitter the stars brilliance, exceeds world all artwares the beauties, already stumped, language pale definitely is unable to describe its 1%. 只见一颗圆溜溜的无瑕疵钻石,此时已经变成了一朵怒放的纯白菊花,钻石特有的璀璨光华,使得这颗菊花的每一片花瓣之间都闪烁着星辰般的光辉,超越世间一切艺术品的美丽,已经令人词穷,语言的苍白完全无法描绘它的百分之一。 „Young every young, what kind of, the unique skill that this saintess studies most newly, was called to spit the lotus flower...... not, was the chrysanthemum.” In the expression of my delay, a small spirit pair of silver beautiful pupil winks winks, said innocently, innocent. “小凡小凡,怎么样,本圣女最新研究出来的绝招,就叫口吐莲花……不,是菊花。”在我呆滞的表情中,小幽灵一双银色美眸眨呀眨,说有多无辜,就有多无辜。 However, I clearly see this innocent sika, in the look is pasting the meaning of cunning teasing. 然而,我分明看到这只无辜的梅花鹿,眼神里流转着的狡黠打趣之意。 „Dares to frighten me unexpectedly, has courage do not run!” “竟然敢吓唬我,有胆别跑！” „Trivial small every also wants to order this saintess, no way.” “区区小凡也想命令本圣女,门都没有。” „You continue to run, runs a bit faster the running distant point to me, cannot stop!” “那你继续跑,给我跑快点跑远点,不许停！” „.” “哦。” „You are obedient or do not listen to the bastard!!!” “你到底是听话还是不听啊混蛋！！！” Returns to the Lesser Evil village, is reverberating the small spirit delightful laughter, as well as I angry roar breathless...... 一路回到魔王村,都回荡着小幽灵甜美的笑声,以及我气急败坏的怒吼…… ... 。。。