ROD :: Volume #34

#3330: The pig advances vigorously two generations of suddenly


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** I do not know that this ghost news should keep secret, finally please return to Akara the small bandits'inn, shows the stance of ding commander, told Akara long and short of the story one by one with the deep magnetic voice. 我也不知道这鬼消息该不该保密,最后还是把阿卡拉请回小黑店里,摆出碇司令的架势,用深沉磁性的嗓音将来龙去脉一一告诉了阿卡拉 Just as expected, the annual drama performed, previous moment or Akara of retired keeping in good health old cadre, the walking stick has almost not grasped to slide steadily, you said this, if outside, was seen big elder rude side by others, that is fun...... not, is the big loss, will directly cause the alliance high-level face countenance to lose entirely, pushes down my prestige as indispensable doing odd jobs elder indirectly! 果然不出所料,年度大戏上演了,前一刻还是退休养生老干部的阿卡拉,拐杖差点没握稳滑了出去,你说这要是在外面,被别人看到大长老失态的一面,那得是多好玩……哦不,是多大的损失啊,将直接导致联盟高层的颜面丧尽,间接拉低作为不可或缺的打杂长老的我的威信! Quick-witted such as I, now is artisan master of patching moral integrity bottle prestige. 机智如我,现在已经是一个修补节操瓶威望器的工匠大师了。 You said real? Hasn't cracked a joke the old bones with my?” “你说的都是真的?没拿我这把老骨头开玩笑?” The bonus is being well-founded that I said that does not have the loophole, Akara has not been willing to believe from the beginning, this is also the normal reaction, I have been patient explained over and over, and shakes M Angel to testify in the one side, finally, Akara was finally silent. 饶是我说的有理有据,毫无漏洞,阿卡拉一开始还不愿意相信,这也算是正常反应吧,我耐下心来再三解释,并且还有抖M天使在一旁作证,最后,阿卡拉终于沉默了。 The person was silent, the small black room peaceful falling needle may hear, but both eyes of that suffused with white, actually as if ignited the flaming fighting spirit, was this old cadre ignites the second spring? 人是沉默下来了,小黑屋安静的落针可闻,可那泛白的双目,却似乎燃起了熊熊斗志,这算是老干部燃起第二春么? Knows that the Akara rotation brain, I have not disturbed, oneself rummage through chests and cupboards in the small bandits'inn, discovers mind-clearing water, leaves behind a altar/jar, other toward inventory, oneself do not damage in any case, after the crystal comes back, cannot detain, cheap that sprouted the glutton stupid, might as well is cheap I. 知道阿卡拉转动脑筋,我没有打扰,自个在小黑店里翻箱倒柜,找出清神水,留下一坛,其余往物品栏里塞,反正自己不祸害,水晶回来后也留不住,便宜了那蠢萌吃货,还不如便宜我。 The other altars/jars also opened, pours on two cups, one cup wets one's whistle, one cup whets the appetite, shakes M Angel not to have the share, bah. 余下一坛也开了,倒上两杯,一杯润喉,一杯开胃,抖M天使没份,呸。 mind-clearing water drank five cups, the sensation to urinate has approached fast, saw Akara silent not saying that I could not bear finally. 清神水喝过五杯,尿意都快来了,见阿卡拉还是沉默不言,我终于忍不住了。 Grandma Akara, you considers? These monster can army remain?” 阿卡拉奶奶,你考虑的怎么样了?这些怪物大军能留吗?” Remains, why doesn't remain?” Akara gawked, recovers, then should say with the surprise tone, as if I asked a very brilliant question. “留啊,为什么不留?”阿卡拉愣了一下,回过神来,然后用诧异的语气应道,仿佛我问了一个很睿智的问题。 But these fellows will bring in a big trouble.” I scratch the head, although guessed correctly that Akara may say, but is so decisive, and with so shows loving concern the mental handicap tone, makes me somewhat surprised. “可是这些家伙会引来不小的麻烦吧。”我挠挠头,虽然猜到阿卡拉可能会这么说,但如此果断,并且用如此关爱智障的语气,还是让我有些惊讶。 Said that you possibly do not believe that character that my pig advances vigorously suddenly, possibly with the Akara study. 这么说你们可能不信,我猪突猛进的性格,可能是跟阿卡拉学来的。 Un, absolutely is the huge trouble, the most direct trouble is the abyss six Prime Evil hostilities, but dear Wu, can you recall again, besides turning their subordinates, you also made other to provoke anger in the abyss matter that sufficiently, but yourself have not actually realized?” “嗯,绝对是天大的麻烦,最直接的麻烦是深渊六魔神的敌意,只不过亲爱的吴,你能不能再回忆一下,除了拐走它们的手下以外,你在深渊里是不是还做了其他足以惹怒而你自己却没有意识到的事情?” Fully realized that I do the matter ability Akara, asking that still does not feel relieved, and guides my deep breath with the hand signal, the reply, is not thinking anxiously slowly, the bit by bit recollection, does not let off any detail. 深知我搞事能力的阿卡拉,犹自不放心的问上一句,并用手势引导我深呼吸,不急着回答,慢慢想,一点一点回忆,不放过任何细节。 No, except for......, except for having one time, because these evil deceitful sly is perfidious despicable and shameless misleading of crazed monster, making me distinguish the wrong direction, finally to abyss the sea of edge —— original sin.” “没有,除了……呃,除了有一次,因为那些邪恶奸诈狡猾卑鄙无耻背信弃义丧心病狂的怪物的误导,让我判别错误方向,结果到了深渊的边缘——原罪之海。” This matter I do not want to say that, the pig's intestines roast the fillet, even I have not mastered, said instead makes everyone curious and worry, but sees the appearance that Akara treats a matter seriously, perhaps really has the relations? 这事本来我不想说的,肥肠炙里脊,连我自己都没搞懂,说了反而更让大家好奇和担心,不过见阿卡拉郑重其事的样子,说不定真的有关系? You have not made anything in the sea of original sin, for example......” Akara whole face deep thinking, the choice uses the tactful graceful view as far as possible. “你没在原罪之海做些什么吧,比如说……”阿卡拉满脸深沉的想了一想,选择尽可能用委婉优雅的说法。 For example, solves the physiological problem, sang loudly one.” “比如说,解决生理问题,高歌一曲。” You look, worthily is the alliance big elder, will drain the art that this vulgar matter and sang to unify especially, making one forget the former, paid attention to the latter, to achieve the speech to be ultra, everyone ultra liked here goal. 你看,不愧是联盟大长老,特地将排泄这种粗鄙之事和唱歌的艺术结合起来,使人忘记前者,关注后者,以达到说话超好听,大家超喜欢这里的目的。 Without, stayed a meeting, anything has not done walked, that dusky also nothing attractive, wants to look that the sea I might as well look at a pair of child sea.” “没有没有,就呆了一会,什么也没做就走了,那灰蒙蒙也没啥好看的,想看海我不如去看双子海。” In addition?” “除此之外呢?” „, I had not really pledged, has not come across a wee bit strange events absolutely.” “真的没有了,我发誓,绝对没有遇到一丁点的奇怪事件。” This blamed, abyss will Prime Evil why so rigid to you? According to the truth, as my alliance side you, is smaller to their threats, they should seize the opportunity to look for Sir Ural or Sir Jupiter's trouble are right.” “这就怪了,为什么深渊魔神会对你如此执着呢?按道理来说,身为我联盟一方的你,对它们的威胁更小,它们应该乘机去找乌格尔大人或者丘比特大人的麻烦才对。” The Akara index finger taps, the information are too few, the quick-witted big elder is unable to analyze that actually abyss Prime Evil went through what mental journey. 阿卡拉食指轻敲,情报太少,机智的大长老阁下也无从判断深渊魔神们究竟经历了一段什么样的心路历程。 Perhaps wants to revenge for weird creature Prime Evil?” “或许是想为四不像魔神报仇?” Originally is weird creature Prime Evil wants to look for our troubles, finally was repelled by you, is far from anything to hate, only shouted for such matter hits to shout "kill", I do not think that these will live over ten thousand years of abyss Prime Evil so to be hot tempered and not be sane.” “本来就是四不像魔神想要找我们的麻烦,结果被你击退,也谈不上什么仇恨,只为这么点事就喊打喊杀,我不认为这些活了上万年的深渊魔神会如此暴躁和不理智。” Thinks, had not found the clue, Akara can only draw back one step to draw the conclusion. 想了想,还是没有找到头绪,阿卡拉只能退一步做出结论。 Perhaps , because on you have anything to attract them, but said no matter how, can make abyss Prime Evil give up confronting ten thousand years of old enemy to cope with you, obviously you are unusual to their attractions, even if no monster army to turn, perhaps they will not easily give up.” “或许,是因为你身上有什么东西吸引着它们,但是不管怎么说,能让深渊魔神放弃对峙万年的老对头去对付你,可见你对它们的吸引力非同一般,就算没有怪物大军投靠,恐怕它们也不会轻易放弃。” You meant, even without these monster army, they can still cross barrier to look for my trouble very much?” “你的意思是说,就算没有那些怪物大军,它们也很有可能会越过结界来找我的麻烦?” Right, has this possibility very much.” “没错,很有这种可能。” Good, the louse were in any case many were not itchy, the debt were many did not worry, the threats of seven giants put at present, were many bunch to be also not necessarily able to be as good as abyss six Prime Evil of seven giant together, I expressed...... the pressure was a little! 好吧,反正虱子多了不痒,债多了不愁,有七巨头的威胁摆在眼前,多了捆在一块还未必能抵得上一个七巨头的深渊六魔神,我表示……压力还是有点的呀! Does not know that what on me can have so to attract the abyss Prime Evil thing, such as, if not for my poor life, giving them isn't good? 就是不知道我身上能有什么如此吸引深渊魔神的东西,如若不是我这条小命,给它们还不行么? For example the moral integrity, wants many to take many! 譬如节操,要多少拿多少! „The Akara big elder, you said the direct trouble a moment ago, is it possible that other troublesome?” Continuously is listening to side Eva, cannot bear the curiosity, asking of seizing every opportunity. 阿卡拉大长老,您刚才说了直接的麻烦,莫非还有其他麻烦?”一直在旁边听着的爱娃儿,也忍不住好奇心,见缝插针的问上一句。 Right, abyss six Prime Evil are also only the small issues.” Akara nods. “没错,深渊六魔神还只是小问题。”阿卡拉点了点头。 Emma, six Prime Evil small issues? Akara Boss, does not see a while, you changed flutter. 艾玛,六只魔神还是小问题?阿卡拉老大,一阵子不见,你变飘了呀。 Does not pay attention to my surprise the expression, Akara then explains. 不理会我诧异的表情,阿卡拉接着解释起来。 Most major problem that monster army brings, is the issue of loyalty, they can betray abyss Prime Evil, naturally can also betray you, moreover condition that they betray also inexpensive, seven giants can definitely be able to pay.” 怪物大军带来的最大问题,还是忠诚度的问题,它们能背叛深渊魔神,自然也就能背叛你,而且它们背叛的条件也低廉的很,七巨头完全能支付得起。” „Did you mean...... Beryl?” “你的意思是说……贝利尔?” Right, this to the Lesser Evil of plot and lie, is one delivers to its front harvest grand feast absolutely, once we received monster army, then, perhaps was its performance time.” “没错,这对阴谋和谎言的魔王而言,绝对是一盘送到它面前的丰收盛宴,一旦我们接收了怪物大军,接下来,恐怕就是它的表演时间了。” We also want these 25 young to make anything, expels, expels entirely.” “那我们还要这些二五仔做什么,赶走,统统赶走。” I one startled, then the simple matter, how I have not thought that before, right, has Beryl that fellow, these 25 young will betray absolutely again, but when the time comes became the two-sided 25 young, three surname house slaves, wanted the pit dead Holy See mountain. 我心里一惊,那么简单的事情,我之前怎么没想到呢,没错,有贝利尔那家伙在,这些二五仔绝对会再次背叛,到时候可就成了双面二五仔,三姓家奴,要坑死教廷山了。 But, was short of them, we and seven giant resistances, but the hope was uncertain.” A Akara sigh, I who prepared the Holy See mountain to beat 25 young will be pulling. “但是,少了它们,我们和七巨头对抗,可就希望渺茫了呀。”阿卡拉一声叹息,将正准备回教廷山棒打二五仔的我扯了回来。 dear Wu, the abyss strength you also experience now, to be honest, I a moment ago seemed like very leisurely and carefree is taking a walk, was actually paces back and forth at heart, only then less than two years, what did we take when the time comes and seven giant resistances? Even if your strength can be a worthy opponent when the time comes one of the seven giants, but, following person? Again following person? The present Holy See mountain is only the castle in the air, seven giants do not need to begin personally, so long as sends out their subordinates, can submerge us, including you.” 亲爱的吴,深渊的实力如今你也见识到了,说实话,我刚才看似很悠闲的在散步,心里却是彷徨的,只有不到两年时间了,到时候我们拿什么和七巨头对抗?就算到时候你的实力能够匹敌七巨头之一,但是,下面的人呢?再下面的人呢?如今的教廷山只是空中楼阁,七巨头根本不需要亲自动手,只要派出它们的手下,就能淹没我们,包括你在内。” continent and Hell strength, is not coordinated, therefore we must also only have can only receive these monster, with the name of your eighth Lesser Evil, obtains Hell strength, keeps in balance Hell by Hell, only has so the ray of hope.” 大陆地狱的实力,是不对等的,所以我们必须也唯有只能接收这些怪物,以你的第八魔王之名,得到地狱力量,以地狱制衡地狱,唯有如此才有一线希望。” Wait, were all these, group of Spain and France plan?” Listens to Akara’s words, I am suddenly, am first shocked immediately. “等等,难道说这一切,都是路西法计划好了的?”听完阿卡拉的话,我先是恍然,随即震惊。 Perhaps yes, I have doubts from the beginning very much, this is doomed is one a chessgame that does not have the odds of success, why that Sir can choose walks, perhaps, initially that seemed like that the useless eighth Lesser Evil title, can make us meet the fresh ambush board game piece only certainly.” “恐怕是的,我一开始也很疑惑,这注定是一场没有胜算的棋局,为什么那位大人会选择的走下去,或许,当初那个看似毫无用处的第八魔王头衔,才是唯一能够让我们绝地逢生的埋伏棋子。” The big shot play chess, is really unusual, I sigh with emotion one, to is a little curious, if initially I by Michael fishing, how finally can be, what below law will they choose? 大佬下棋,果然与众不同呀,我心里感慨一声,到是有点好奇,假如当初我是被米迦勒给捞了去,结果又会是怎么样,她们又会选择什么样的下法呢? At this time, needs to come a life to come the spear/gun again, is coming one round...... to crack a joke to own head. 这种时候,就需要来上一把人生重来枪,对着自己的脑袋来一发……开玩笑的。 Grandma Akara, you may think, clear(ly) knows that these monster army will be used by Beryl, we must receive them, this is dances on the knife point.” 阿卡拉奶奶,你可想好了,明知道这些怪物大军会被贝利尔所利用,我们还是要接收它们,这可是在刀尖上起舞啊。” Thought, thought that thoroughness that very matter Wu you understood.” “想好了,都想好了,有一件事你理解的很透彻。” What matter?” “什么事?” That is, although we have not operated the ability of chessgame, but we can actually remove the child at any time, at the worst, we give up the Holy See mountain, having a look at these Sirs to face does not have the child checkerboard, under but how also to continue, this also very interesting not?” “那就是,虽然我们没有操纵棋局的能力,但我们却可以随时撤子,大不了,我们就放弃教廷山吧,看看那些大人们面对着没有了子的棋盘,还怎么继续下,这也挺有意思的不是么?” Thinks, the Holy See mountain takes the alliance only hope, really cannot easily give up, Akara also added. 想了想,教廷山作为联盟唯一的希望,果然还是不能轻易放弃,阿卡拉又补充道。 Naturally, under this has no recourse the final choice, less than at the last minute, we must insist, perhaps wasn't careful wins? Thus, Wu, after you go back, first received these monster army, how to arrange, when we discussed carefully said again, this was very essential, arranges, even if that plot Lesser Evil wants to use the crooked brain, we can still deal at all times.” “当然了,这是迫不得已之下的最后选择,不到最后一刻,我们还是得坚持下去,说不定一个不小心就赢了呢?这样,,你回去以后先把那些怪物大军接收了,如何安排,待我们细细商量再说,这很关键,安排好了,就算是那位阴谋魔王想动一动歪脑筋,我们也能随时应付。” Good, I understood, defers to Grandma Akara your meaning to do, but before then, I must first go to Heaven, they met to say Lina again.” “好吧,我明白了,就按照阿卡拉奶奶你的意思做,不过在这之前,我得先去天堂一趟,把琳娅她们接回来再说。” I also followed to smile, you looked, by the critical moment, where the true colors that the Akara pig advanced vigorously suddenly may be higher than me to does not know goes, did not put up the main beam under beam...... cough cough, was not right, should say bear just one, a bear soldier soldier nest, therefore the pig advanced vigorously suddenly is really not my mistake. 我也跟着笑了,你们看,到了关键时刻,阿卡拉猪突猛进的本色可比我高到不知哪里去,正所谓上梁不正下梁……咳咳,不对,应该说熊将将一个,熊兵兵一窝,所以猪突猛进真不是我的错。 Looks that simultaneously reveals the pig to advance vigorously the smile suddenly(?) Two people, nearby shaking M Angel first crooked, wrote all over the question mark. 看着同时露出猪突猛进笑容(?)的两人,旁边的抖M天使头一歪,写满了问号。 Obviously is the issue that I asked that couldn't I who why you said all understand? 明明是我提出的问题,为什么你们说的我全都听不懂呢? ... 。。。
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