ROD :: Volume #34

#3327: Four times of joys


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** The air is exceptionally peaceful, as if can hear the dust the landing sound. 空气异常安静,仿佛能听见尘埃的落地声。 „...... Wait, listening to me to explain!” “等……等等,听我解释!” In dagger of small fox, the Evil Dragon fist, flying foot right angle transition, soon falls to my body, I erupt the intense seeking livehood desire, shuts out to kick out of the way near foot four monster, hurries to explain. 在小狐狸的匕首,恶龙蕾娜的拳头,塔莫娅的飞脚直角转折,就快要落到我身上时,我爆发出了强烈的求生欲,一把将脚边上的四个怪物嫌弃踢开,慌忙解释。 I and these fellows have not related, said, who you are send, why can slander me? Is this your ideas of sowing dissension?!” “我和这些家伙没关系,说,你们到底是谁派来的,为什么要污蔑我?这难道就是你们的挑拨离间之计?!” King, is we king.” Four Captain monster crawls in the place, lifts suffering face that want to cry and unable to cry, other can frighten to cry adventurer besides the female monster also a little human appearance. “大王,是我们呀大王。”四个怪物首领匍匐在地,抬起一张张想哭又哭不出来的委屈脸,除了女妖还有点人样以外其他都能吓哭冒险者了。 The good clown, you to lower. 好丑,你们还是把头低下去吧。 „It is not, who therefore are you? Today does not talk clearly my representative to like with extinguishing you words justly.” “不是,所以说你们到底是谁?今天不把话说清楚我就代表爱与正义灭了你们。” „Did the king really forget?” “难道大王真的忘记了?” These fellows do not seem to heard my aspiration, not only does not lower the head, is raised the head the head on the contrary diligently, hopes that I can recognize their faces. 这几个家伙仿佛没听到我心声似的,非但不低下头,反倒是努力把脑袋抬起头,希望我能认出它们的脸。 Then...... from started the appearance that seems a little looks familiar a moment ago, making me think,...... 这么说来……从刚才开始好像是有点眼熟的样子,让我想想,呃…… I: „......”( In ponder) 我:“……”(思考中) Dwarf Sorcerer: „......”( Star starry eyes) 小矮人巫师:“……”(星星眼) Flesh wild animal: „......”( Uses skills to turn to twist does not know that wants to express anything) 血肉野兽:“……”(使出浑身解数扭来扭曲不知道想表达啥) The king of night: „......”( Picks to hold from neck since withered head high) 黑夜之王:“……”(将干瘪头颅从脖子摘下来高高捧起) Female monster: „......”( Fan self-confident) 女妖:“……”(迷之自信中) I: „???”( Pondered that several minutes have not thought) 我:“???”(思考数分钟还是没想起来) Captain monster: „?!!!”( Startled) 怪物首领们:“?!!!”(惊了) I: „??!”( Wait, in mind emerged some shatter memory fragments probably suddenly) 我:“??!”(等等,脑海中好像忽然浮出了些许破碎的记忆片段) Captain monster: „!!!”( Right, is I am I am I) 怪物首领们:“!!!”(没错,是我是我就是我) I: „!!!”( Remembered anything finally) 我:“!!!”(终于想起了点什么) Captain monster: „()()”( Cold deep winter cold deep winter fruit big) 怪物首领们:“()()”(多冷的隆冬多冷的隆冬蛋蛋大) cough cough, is your four.” I thought finally, wasn't this in the place of abyss that plan turns to my four 25 young? Was startled, they will appear here, what is relates with these hundreds of thousands of monster army? 咳咳,原来是你们四个啊。”我终于想起来了,这不是深渊之地里那打算投靠我的四个二五仔么?惊了,它们怎么会出现在这里,和这数十万怪物大军又是什么关系? These fellows and are the same, goes to the trouble of traveling a long distance to climb mountains and cross rivers to cross the abyss, really turned to me to come? This is possible, did not say regardless other, said this all the way, how do these four 25 young break through obstruct layer on layer/heavily? The abyss is the paradises of 25 young, other regions the actions of feudal lord's to these four fellows was concerned with, even is glad to see him succeed? 难道说这些家伙和自己一样,不远千里跋山涉水横穿深渊,真的来投靠我来了?这怎么可能,抛开其他不说,就说这一路上,这四个二五仔怎么突破重重阻挠?难道深渊都是二五仔的乐园,其他区域的领主对这四个家伙的举动不闻不问,甚至乐见其成? Good, that abyss Prime Evil , the ignores is rebelling, doesn't pay attention? 好吧,那深渊魔神呢,也放任着手下反叛,不予理会? I do not believe initially they really can go to the Hell center, but looks at them to be wholehearted, does not seem the life to pretend to turn, is a little hard to start, therefore is then holding the attitude of trying, has no loss in any case. 我当初根本就不相信它们真的能来到地狱中心,只是看它们真心实意,不似为了活命而假装投靠,有点难以下手,所以便抱着试一试的态度,反正也没什么损失。 Similar to discards one to look that conveniently can also eat, but felt the egg that soon becomes stale , this egg unexpectedly mysterious hatching, turned into the chicken young with! 就如同随手丢弃一颗看着还能吃但感觉就快要发臭的鸡蛋,没想到,这只鸡蛋竟然神奇的孵化出来,变成鸡仔屁颠屁颠跟了上来! The feeling three also wants to be stranger than and inconceivable than without the small pornography that the princess edits. 感觉比三无公主编的小黄书还要离奇和不可思议。 These fellows what's the matter? But let alone is your subordinates.” “那些家伙又是怎么回事?可别说都是你们的手下。” Calms down, I assumed that really presented the miracle, these four fellows are stepping the step of miracle, is enchanting, mysterious crossing over numerous hard and dangerous arrived here difficultly, that present hundreds of thousands of monster are army such matter? The brain hole big such as I have not done to understand that these fellows experienced anything in the short time. 定了定神,我假设真的出现了奇迹,这四个家伙迈着奇迹的步伐,一路妖娆,神奇的穿越重重艰险困难来到这儿,那眼前的数十万怪物大军又是这么回事?脑洞大如我也没搞明白这几个家伙在短短的时间里到底经历了什么。 These are the partners, partner who turns king.” Speaking of this, four Captain monster energy inspired, quite had the meaning of taking undeserved credit. “这些都是伙伴,来投靠大王的伙伴。”提起这个,四个怪物首领精神一振,颇有邀功之意。 My surprised brain hole can the stopper next dragon egg, continue to ask to understand, could not actually be felt the girl of head to draw by the side one side. 我惊讶的脑洞能塞下一颗龙蛋,正要继续问个明白,却被身边更加摸不着脑袋的女孩拉到一边。 Quick explanation, what's the matter.” Evil Dragon shook the fist, the violence is full. “快解释,到底是怎么回事。”恶龙蕾娜晃了晃拳头,暴力十足。 Your this bastard, should not make the huge trouble.” The young fox incarnation charming policewoman, stares at my look is seeming like observing the habitual criminal. “你这坏蛋,该不会又惹下了天大的麻烦吧。”小狐狸化身妩媚女警,盯着我的眼神像是在观察惯犯。 „Can bear tower, start to give us to explain one from the beginning?” Is moderate, looks like gentle strict student leader to repent and be saved in the advising bodgie. “熊塔,能从头开始给我们解释一遍吗?”塔莫娅的语气温和,就像是温柔严格的学生会长在劝导不良少年回头是岸。 This, explained that naturally must explain clearly, I do not want by punch kick **, where does the issue start to explain? 这个嘛,解释当然是要解释清楚,我可不想被拳打脚踢**,问题是从哪里开始解释好呢? Me is busy gives the girls to dispel doubt, four Captain monster in not far away, is filled with all sorts of feelings, recalled that these days experience, just like makes the jet coaster , is flooding not the true happy feeling. 我这边忙着给女孩们解惑的时候,不远处的四个怪物首领,也是感慨万分,回想起这段时间的经历,犹如做云霄飞车,云里雾里,充斥着不真实的幸福感。 This feeling having a dream brings, like meets the fresh pleasant surprise certainly. 这种做梦般的感觉带来的,是如同绝地逢生的惊喜。 As having intelligence quotient, some dreams, the courageous abyss new times three have the leader, without a doubt, this is a unrestrained gambling of a narrow escape, wants to pass through the place of huge abyss, arrives at the Hell center edge, is is completely only impossible to achieve by their strengths, therefore four leaders think same, perhaps is also the only means. 作为有智商,有梦想,有胆量的深渊新时代三有领导者,毫无疑问,这是一次九死一生的豪赌,想要穿过庞大的深渊之地,到达地狱中心边缘,光靠它们自己的实力是完全不可能做到的,所以四个首领都想到了同一个,或许也是唯一的办法。 Unites strength that all can unite, eliminates to hinder own enemy. 团结一切可以团结的力量,消灭一切阻碍自己的敌人。 On the mouth is saying easily, the actual operation is actually step by step the crisis, what is most difficult to take is the first step, although the monster thought no one is so complex, but difficult insurance seems like with has the common ideal neighbor, actually the innermost feelings have been meditating for three years later three years, give me an opportunity, I want to work as a good person, here agrees to come the field going ahead travel together, has turned the head to give Boss to calumniate somebody to superiors. 嘴上说着容易,实际操作起来却是步步危机,最难迈出的是第一步,虽说怪物的思想没有人那么复杂,但难保一个看起来和自己有共同理想的邻居,其实内心一直默念着三年之后又三年,给我一个机会,我想当个好人,这边同意一起来场说走就走的旅行,转过头就给老大打小报告。 First step steps smoothly, has a good start, but following each step, is cautious that walks, will have the mistake to be beyond redemption slightly, which world regardless in, 25 young will not be good to work as, this will be doomed does not permit gambling of a wee bit fault-tolerant rate/lead. 第一步顺利迈出去,算是开了个好头,但接下来的每一步,也都是走的小心翼翼,稍有差池就会万劫不复,无论在哪个世界,二五仔都不好当,这注定是一场不允许有丁点容错率的赌博。 Only can say, after all the child of destiny, held destiny the four leaders of small tail, this is all the way smooth to them does not believe, cheated unexpectedly, hurries to kill certainly, really the success. 只能说,毕竟天命之子,抓住了命运的小尾巴的四个首领,这一路上顺利到连它们自己都不相信,竟然连蒙带骗,赶紧杀绝,真的成功了。 What cannot believe that after reaching the destination, has looked back, oneself has a scare —— averagely not wonderful, pulled up so huge 25 young teams unexpectedly! 更不敢相信的是,到达目的地后,回过头一看,自己都吓了一跳——平平无奇的自己,不知不觉间竟然拉起了如此庞大的二五仔队伍! What cannot believe that met another three to have a common goal in the end point unexpectedly, similarly pulled up 25 young team member of huge huge 25 young teams! 更更不敢相信的是,竟然在终点遇到了另外三个志同道合,同样拉起了声势浩荡的庞大二五仔队伍的二五仔队友 Tertiary joy, three times of joys, simply like having a dream. 三重的喜悦,三倍的快乐,简直就像做梦一样。 However, is placed also has the last test in front of them, that is, eighth Lesser Evil had explicitly indicated that the people of its not ten crime approvals. 但是,摆在它们面前的还有最后一道考验,那就是,第八魔王已经明确表示,它并非十罪认可之人。 Then, obtains the approval of eighth Lesser Evil even, can they really enter by the strength of ten crime are occupying the Hell center? 那么,即使得到第八魔王的认可,它们真的能进入被十罪之力盘踞着的地狱中心吗? If since the breakthrough that matter barrier, by sea of Bind original sin , they will be paid the huge price for this flickering again, four leaders and their subordinates, are ripped to crush —— this in angry monster army that in front of the goal line dropped down are the best causes of death. 如果突破不了那层结界,被原罪之海重新束缚,那么,它们将为这一路以来的忽悠而付出巨大代价,四个首领和它们的手下,将会被在终点线面前倒下的愤怒怪物大军撕成粉碎——这算是最好的死法了。 Finally, really no hindrance breakthrough. 结果,真的毫无阻碍突破了。 Four times of joys, four times of joys, what also wants in the winter, what snow has, what white learn/study discussed? 四倍的喜悦,四倍的快乐,还要什么冬天,下什么雪,谈什么白学? Arrived at the Hell center for several days, the air was fresh, fills fragrance that the free dish is boiling, unexpectedly even in the top of the head that lumps of chaos jet black dark clouds, compared with the abyss fuller clear. 到达地狱中心这些天,空气是新鲜的,充满着自由皿煮的芬芳,竟然连头顶上那一坨坨混沌漆黑的乌云,都要比深渊的更加饱满圆润。 Felt like arrived at Heaven abyss monster, daily sang and danced in this, is celebrating with their unique ways, but drifts the stranger in another region after all, cheerful at the same time, the innermost feelings somewhat were on nettles unavoidably, urgently needed new hometown. 感觉像是来到了天堂的深渊怪物们,天天在这载歌载舞,用它们独特的方式庆祝着,但毕竟是漂泊他乡的异客,欢快的同时,内心不免有些忐忑不安,急需一个新的故乡。 However, their new lords had not appeared, four leaders as 25 young advocates, the vanguard, the prestige are quite high, but Hell is a tasteful strength to revere after all the world, won over to be hard to imagine the huge 25 young teams, although helped them pass through the abyss smoothly, eliminated to dare to stop their enemies. 然而,它们的新主子却一直没有出现,四个首领作为二五仔提倡者,急先锋,威望颇高,但地狱毕竟是一个讲究实力为尊的世界,拉拢到了难以想象庞大的二五仔队伍,虽然帮助它们更加顺利的穿越了深渊,消灭了一切敢阻拦它们的敌人。 However, this also means that in the team exists to have many strengths to compare they more powerful feudal lord, the prestige cannot work as the food to eat in Hell, the intelligence quotient cannot, want exactly the food by the strength , they start to feel to lack the ability to do what one would like gradually, are hard to manage so huge monster army. 但是,这也意味着,队伍里面存在有很多实力比它们更加强大的领主,威望在地狱里不能当饭吃,智商也不能,想要恰饭得靠实力,渐渐地,它们开始感到力不从心,难以管理如此庞大的怪物大军 Luckily at this time, the new lord came finally, regarding four leaders, this is a double excitement and joy. 幸好这时候,新主子总算来了,对于四个首领而言,这又是一份双倍的激动和快乐。 Another side, I also explained the matter finally was clear, although opposite three were the truth I understands, but this/should compelled ignorant I compelled ignorant. 另外一边,我也总算将事情解释清楚了,虽然对面三个都是道理我懂但是该懵逼的时候我还是得懵逼。 The small fox and Evil Dragon, usually complained a lot, but now, now is also one is it possible that bear tower you is really God biological son shocking expression. 小狐狸和恶龙蕾娜也就罢了,平时没少吐槽了,可现在就连塔莫娅,现在也是一副“熊塔你莫非真是上帝亲儿子”的震惊表情。 How your several weren't, having what right?” I smile afraid, let alone they, felt oneself told an fantasy story story probably. “怎么了你们几个,有什么不对吗?”我心虚一笑,别说她们,就连自己也感觉自己好像讲了一个天方夜谭般的故事。 You said, you met four to turn to your Lesser Evil feudal lord in the abyss, then these four Lesser Evil feudal lords, not only flickered hundreds of thousands of monster army, but also played one to practice trickery, in abyss Prime Evil had not detected completely in the situation, leading hundreds of thousands of army to come here?” “你是说,你在深渊里遇到了四个投靠你的魔王领主,然后这四个魔王领主,不仅忽悠了数十万怪物大军,还玩了一手瞒天过海,在深渊魔神完全没有察觉到的情况下,带领着数十万大军来到这儿?” I think that should be this.” “我想应该是这样。” First, how do they flicker so many monster?” “首先,它们到底是怎么忽悠来那么多怪物?” It is estimated that is the intelligence quotient is quite high, stupid point was killed by me.” “估计是智商比较高,蠢一点的都被我杀了。” Then, hundreds of thousands of army move, how can hide the truth from the abyss Prime Evil informer?” “然后,数十万大军迁徙,到底怎么才能瞒得过深渊魔神的耳目?” Is that six fellows has been pursuing me probably, has no time to attend to other things.” “大概是那六个家伙一直在追我,无暇他顾。” „......” “……” Do not speak, how told me then to do quickly!, The small fox, you are the future successors of tribe, can give a suggestion?” “别不说话呀,快告诉我接下来该怎么做!塔莫娅,小狐狸,你们是部落的未来继承人,总该能给点建议吧?” Sorry, our tribe population adds not to have present monster to be many, really went beyond the area of competence.” “抱歉,我们部落人口加起来也没眼前的怪物多,实在超出了能力范围。” Hey, why doesn't ask me?” “喂,为什么不问问我?” „Do you have the means?” “那你有办法?” No.” “没有。” „Can't that?” “那不就得了?” „Do I have the means and you must ask am two matters, this is the attitude issue, is just like you not to make the mistake even anything, I must scold you.” “我有没有办法和你要不要问是两码事,这是态度问题,好比就算你没做错什么,我还是必须骂你一顿。” Your this analogy is very excessive!” “你这比喻很过分啊!” Good, important matter current, your two do not discuss this immaterial matter.” “好了好了,要事当前,你们两个就别讨论这种无关紧要的事情了。” I felt this is not irrelevant important......” “我觉得这并不是无关要紧的……” No matter how said that since the opposite party is turns your, the urgent matter must first comfort, this is huge strength, if really can use well......” “不管怎么说,既然对方是来投靠你的,当务之急是要先安抚好,这可是一股庞大的力量,如果真的能利用好……” Can be a trap?” “会不会是陷阱?” Also has the possibility, otherwise, goes back to seek help Grandma Akara?” “也有可能,要不然,还是回去求助一下阿卡拉奶奶?” Four people talked, decided the interim program careless. 四人你一言我一语,马马虎虎敲定了临时方案。 First comforts, or suppresses these monster, to guard them to cause the calamity, then goes back to move the reinforcement, this grade of important matter, is really not our four people can completely solve. 先安抚好,或者说镇压好这些怪物,以防它们弄出乱子,然后回去搬救兵,这等大事,实在不是我们四个人可以完全解决。 Goes ahead, first handles the first step, my eye spins, quietly meow on Evil Dragon...... 说干就干,先搞定第一步,我眼睛打转,悄悄喵上了恶龙蕾娜…… ... 。。。
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