**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Hello, I called the king generally, was one ordinary to cannot the ordinary high-school student, opened trivial has reached as high as, has hit trivial Lesser Evil, across the trivial women's wear, has extinguished the trivial empire, has saved the trivial princess, when excessively trivial crown prince, but was a like this trivial mortal. 大家好,我叫王大凡,是一名普通到不能再普通的高中生,开过区区高达,打过区区魔王,穿过区区女装,灭过区区帝国,救过区区公主,当过区区亲王,只不过是个这样的区区凡人而已。 Sorry, with the wrong script, was heavy. 哦,抱歉,拿错剧本了,重来。 Hello, I called Wu Fan, Druid Wu Fan, was one ordinary to cannot the ordinary Savior, was not Crown Prince Brute, was not the women's wear anomaly, was not the poor sense of direction sonic barrier. 大家好,我叫吴凡,德鲁伊吴凡,是一名普通到不能再普通的救世主,不是禽兽亲王,不是女装变态,更不是路痴音障。 emmm...... where is not probably right, for the time being is first assembling. emmm……好像还是哪里不对,姑且先凑合着吧。 Now, I came across a strange matter. 现在,我遇到了一件怪事。 Looks to crawl in dense monster of under foot, I touch the chin, is lost in thought. 看着匍匐在脚下的黑压压怪物,我摸了摸下巴,陷入沉思。 „What you said a moment ago, can be redundant?” “你刚才说什么,能再重复一遍么？” „Yes, the king lets the small repetition many good, from now henceforth small is the running dog of king, to king loyal not two, asking the king to give shelter!” “是的,大王让小的重复多少遍都行,从今以后小的就是大王的走狗,对大王忠心不二,求大王收留！” What is this operates? 这是什么操作？ I a little hoodwink, with the New Year approaching, various bad people running wilds, even did the abyss also present the new cheating? 我有点蒙,快过年了,各种群魔乱舞,连深渊也出现新型诈骗了吗？ It is not, your made me a little awkward, looks that pressed dwarf Sorcerer that the forehead under went to quickly, really felt embarrassed it, obviously was several dwarf mutual human pyramids, but must make the movement that knelt down to kowtow, if not to be honest the enemy, I a little wants to study the acrobatics with it. 不是,你这就让我有点为难了,看着快将额头压到地底下去的小矮人巫师,也真为难它了,明明是几个小矮人互相叠罗汉,还要做出下跪磕头的动作,说实话若不是敌人,我有点想跟它学杂技。 Then, ferments in the palm moonlight artillery, throws, doesn't throw? Looks to kneel pu in place dwarf Sorcerer, I a little worry, own information has divulged this degree, such a meeting, how many day of times, the entire abyss knows own did let people walk all over one eat the hard character? 那么,酝酿在手心的月光炮,到底是扔,还是不扔呢？看着跪匍在地的小矮人巫师,我有点犯难,难道说自己的情报已经泄露到这种程度,才这么一会,几天的功夫,整个深渊就都知道自己吃软又吃硬的性格了？ Is impossible, the sinister plot that this compels certainly is the enemy, or to save the poor life, the hypocrisy surrender pledges allegiance, making me not good to act, the conspiracy theory, this goods perhaps want to infiltrate the Holy See mountain, is 25 young, pries the news. 不可能,这绝逼是敌人的奸计,或者是为了保住小命,才假意投降归顺,让我不好出手,更阴谋论一点,这货说不定是想打入教廷山,做二五仔,刺探消息。 My brow wrinkle, found that the matter is not simple, such being the case, makes me stroke your fox tail well. 我眉头一皱,发现事情并不简单,既然如此,就让我好好捋一捋你的狐狸尾巴。 „Why can you want to turn to me?” If the plot, that is good to explain, if not, that made the head/number of people big, this group of fellows had multi- being able to look on the bright side of thing, or in some abyss Prime Evil multi- abyss of suffering, thinks hand/subordinate turned to my such trivial bystander. “为什么你会想投靠我？”如果是阴谋,那好解释,如果不是,那就令人头大了,这群家伙是有多想不开,或是在深渊魔神手下到底有多水深火热,才会想到投靠我这么一个区区外人。 This does not turn to any doctor one can find when critically ill, your was critically ill throws self into river randomly, this operated anyone is too difficult to learn, lets brag I who was the young expert was shocked. 这已经不是病急乱投医,你们这是病急乱投河了吧,这操作谁都学不来,让自诩作死小能手的我都惊呆了。 „That also with saying.” Dwarf Sorcerer lifts finally little, is away from the funny and exaggerating mask, can feel its currying favor with. “那还用说。”小矮人巫师总算是把头抬起一点点,隔着滑稽而夸张的面具,也能感受到它的献媚。 „Naturally is because the king you are eighth Lesser Evil.” “当然是因为大王您是第八魔王啊。” Eighth Lesser Evil? 第八魔王？ The forehead braves the question mark like the bubbling bubble, long time long time, I, as soon as pats the palm, finally thought that oneself really also had such setting. 脑门像冒泡泡一样冒着问号,良久良久,我一拍手心,终于想起来了,自己竟然还有这样的设定。 I unexpectedly nominal, Hell that road Spain and France Boss confers personally eighth great! 我竟然是名义上的,路西法老大亲自册封的地狱第八巨巨！ Although this eighth great, must be hit by another seven great bunches shortly, hangs to hit, a Thomas maneuver swivel 720 degrees screw falls explodes hits. 虽然这个第八巨巨,眼看就要被另外七位巨巨捆起来打,吊起来打,托马斯回旋转体七百二十度螺旋下坠爆打。 But how to say that is also one of the eight Son of Heaven, the representative loves with just noble Lesser Evil SAMA. 但怎么说,那也是八天王之一,代表爱与正义的高贵魔王SAMA呀。 Then, these monster go to me, to is well-founded? 这么说来,这些怪物投奔我,到是有理有据咯？ I letter/believed your evil to be strange! 啊呸,我信了你们的邪才怪！ Sees my obvious vigilance and suspicion, dwarf Sorcerer trembles. 见我明摆着的警觉和怀疑,小矮人巫师瑟瑟发抖。 „King appeases anger , small confessing, what is small is to leave here, wants to leave the abyss.” “大王息怒,还有,还有,小的坦白,小的是想离开这里,想离开深渊。” Un? To leave the abyss? 嗯？想离开深渊？ The rotation brain, I remembered Eva slightly indeed am have said to me, even Hell monster did not like the abyss the environment, therefore had the idea of Heaven, rather withstood the ignition of Saint light, is not willing again by the aura corrosion of abyss, was this dislikes own place of origin? 略微转动脑子,我想起爱娃儿的确是对我说过,就算是地狱怪物也不喜欢深渊的环境,所以才打天堂的主意,宁愿承受圣光的灼烧,也不愿意再被深渊的气息侵蚀,这是得多讨厌自己的老家呀？ Then, this fellow really wants to work as 25...... not, really wants to abandon throws clear(ly) secretly, plans to join the Holy See mountain? 这么说来,难道这家伙是真的想当二五……啊不,是真的想弃暗投明,打算加入教廷山？ However at the same time, I also think of Eva other words. 不过与此同时,我也想到爱娃儿的另外一番话。 monster in abyss, comes under the influence of sea of original sin, does not have the means easily to leave the abyss, otherwise, they have rushed to the Hell central area, there is not bad like the abyss, Saint light that also has not dropped from the clouds, the Hell center is the monster true paradise. 深渊里的怪物,受到原罪之海的影响,是没办法轻易离开深渊的,否则的话,它们早就奔向地狱中心区域了,那里不像深渊那么恶劣,也没有从天而降的圣光,地狱中心才是怪物们真正的乐园。 Only pitifully, this paradise is not so good to step into, it was occupied by the strength of ten crime firmly, if compares with the lake the abyss, monster compares with the water, is representative the Hell centers of ten crimes, looks like a lake center basin, the capacity of basin is fixed, once filled, the water in lake does not have the means to flow in again, but the basin also has the water source of independence, can produce the water, as the matter stands the water in lake was more difficult to flow, only then the water large-scale consumption in basin, outside water had the opportunity to flood into comes. 只可惜,这个乐园并不是那么好踏入,它被十罪之力牢牢占据,如果把深渊比作湖泊,怪物比作水,那么代表着十罪的地狱中心,就像是湖泊中心的一个水池,水池的容量是固定的,一旦满了,湖泊里的水就没办法再流入,而水池本身也有独立的水源,能够自行产生水,这样一来湖泊里的水就更难流入了,只有水池里的水大规模消耗,外面的水才有机会涌入进来。 Roughly, should be such setting, naturally is not absolute, so long as obtains the approvals of ten crimes, or becomes the subordinates of ten crime spokesmen, can get rid of abyss Bind, becomes the member in paradise, for this reason, seven giants have the continuous manpower resources, the abyss is their rear, does not fear the consumption. 大致上,应该就是这么个设定吧,当然也不是绝对,只要得到十罪的认可,或者成为十罪代言人的手下,就能摆脱深渊束缚,成为乐园的一份子,正因如此,七巨头才有源源不断的兵源,深渊就是它们的大后方,根本不怕消耗。 Has like this plentiful logistics as for seven giants, the powerhouse who why the non- violent soldier, or attracts some abyss joins, has various reasons in inside, we can think has to be better. 至于七巨头有这样的丰足后勤,为什么不暴兵,或是多吸引些深渊的强者加入,也是有各种原因在里面,我们能想到的就有好一些。 For example they are not really must destroy Dark Continent, this is equal to the self-destruction fertile farmland. 比如说它们并不是真的要毁灭暗黑大陆,这等于是自毁良田。 For example obtains the seven giants of strength of ten crime, has formed the strength fault/chasm with other Hell monster, twin tails was strong enough, in the entire Hell center was also the powerhouse who has several, putting the abyss was also the levers, however did not compare young cat many before seven giants, abyss Prime Evil was not paid attention to by seven giants. 比如说得到十罪之力的七巨头,和其他地狱怪物已经形成力量断层,双尾够强了吧,在整个地狱中心也是有数的强者,放到深渊也是杠杠的,然而在七巨头面前并不比一只幼猫强多少,就连深渊魔神也不被七巨头放在眼里。 It can be said that seven giants many of caring quantity, have only paid great attention to the qualitative to change, so long as strength, the loner, can still even the class/flow of trivial abyss Prime Evil, hit completely routed. 可以说,七巨头已经不在意量的多少,只注重自身质的变化,只要自身实力强,就算是孤家寡人,也能将区区深渊魔神之流,打的落花流水。 ......, Could not think for example again temporarily, the mortal intelligence quotient, does not have idea, after going back, asks Eva with Cupid. 再比如说……呃,暂时想不到了,凡人智商,没辙,回去以后再问问爱娃儿和丘比特吧。 Seven giants do not need too many goons, then I? That definitely is the need. 七巨头不需要太多打手,那么我呢？那肯定是需要的呀。 Let alone my strength is inferior to seven giants, even if can be a worthy opponent seven giants, I still the manpower resources that needs some to supplement continuously, thinks to look, if really arrived must with seven giant decisive battles, opposite party hand/subordinate several hundred thousand military, one's own side several hundred Lesser Evil army and one flock of Hell cats, how the fight of low-and-middle level did hit? Counted on that I alone handle seven giants, then comes back to sweep away several hundred thousand, welcomed the complete victory big result? 别说我的实力不如七巨头,就算能够匹敌七巨头,我也需要一些可以源源不断补充的兵源,想想看,如果真到了要和七巨头决战的时候,对方手下几十万兵力,己方才几百魔王军和一群地狱猫,中低端层次的战斗怎么打？指望我一个人搞定七巨头,然后回过头来横扫几十万喽啰,迎来圆满胜利大结局？ Awakes, in the dream is impossible to appear. 醒醒,梦里都不可能出现。 Un un un...... such a thinks, gives shelter to be many some subordinates, is seemingly feasible?! 嗯嗯嗯……这么一想,收留多一些手下,貌似可行？！ Thinks, has looked back again to crawling in the dwarves of place, my two eyes shines, pupil from the beginning is full of the vigilant color, turned into present gold coin...... not, is the color of mercy. 想着想着,回过头再次看向匍匐在地的小矮人们,我两眼放光,瞳孔从一开始的充满警惕色彩,变成了现在的金币……啊不,是慈悲之色。 The issue came, I am not ten crimes, even if I am willing to give shelter to these fellows, they really can be separated from abyss Bind, steps into the Hell center? 只是,问题又来了,我并不是十罪呀,就算我愿意收留这些家伙,它们真的能脱离深渊束缚,踏入地狱中心么？ When I proposed this issue, dwarf Sorcerer obviously stares. 当我提出这个问题的时候,小矮人巫师明显一愣。 „Isn't king...... ten crimes?” “大王……不是十罪？” „Who said that I am ten crimes am coming?” “谁说我是十罪来着？” „But eighth Lesser Evil that that supreme Sir confers rank and title personally, you are...... confers, how possibly isn't ten crimes?” Dwarf Sorcerer starts to shiver, falls into the abyss from Heaven, probably is its mood at this moment. “可是,你是那位至高无上的大人亲自册封的……册封的第八魔王啊,怎么可能不是十罪？”小矮人巫师开始颤抖,从天堂堕入深渊,大概就是它此刻的心情吧。 „Is group of Spain and France confers rank and title personally, is certain is ten crimes? Then, I to know, how you know I am eighth Lesser Evil that group of Spain and France confer?” “是路西法亲自册封的,就一定得是十罪吗？说起来,我到是很想知道,你们是怎么知道我是路西法册封的第八魔王？” Dwarf Sorcerer that „...... this......” is at a loss, speech some are not agile, but gave me to solve being puzzled off and on. “啊……这……”六神无主的小矮人巫师,说话都有些不利索了,不过还是断断续续给我解了惑。 Originally , helping I create the propaganda unexpectedly is abyss Prime Evil! 原来,帮我做宣传的竟然是深渊魔神！ These idiot and poor sense of direction, inside short temper, lacked Skeleton Prime Evil of brain particularly, is domineering and tyrannical, happened happen to meet monster to press for an answer my whereabouts, does not know that many pitiful monster have not replied, or the stutter, then died under its asking the way technique. 那些白痴兼路痴,尤其是里面脾气暴躁,缺了脑子的骷髅魔神,一路横行霸道,遇着怪物就逼问我的行踪,也不知道有多少可怜的怪物没回答上来,或是结巴了一下,便死在它的问路术下。 The result has not grabbed me, to passed on my eighth Lesser Evil reputation, is the feeling...... before death a good person? 结果没抓着我,到是把我的第八魔王名头传了个遍,感觉……生前是个好人？ Only pitifully, to was misunderstood by these abyss monster, thinks that I obtained the strength of ten crime, therefore part of monster had 25 young's hearts, prepared to turn to me. 只可惜,到是被这些深渊怪物误会了,以为我获得了十罪之力,所以一部分怪物生起了二五仔之心,准备投靠我。 It seems like must make you disappointed. 看来是要令你失望了。 I look down pace back and forth as before, scared dwarf Sorcerer, in the hand the moonlight of dissipation, condensed gradually again quietly. 我低头看着依旧彷徨,失魂落魄的小矮人巫师,手中原本渐渐消散的月光,再次悄然凝聚起来。 Pitiful, is no use, desperate little fellow, makes me surpass you, you obtained the extrication, I obtained experience, killing two birds with one stone, how could it not be beautiful? 多可怜,多无助,多绝望的小家伙呀,还是让我超度你们罢了,你们得到了解脱,我得到了经验,一举两得,岂不美哉？ While I must begin , previous moment is also as if in a trance suddenly dwarf Sorcerer, as if next decided anything to be determined, pū passed one, leads its subordinate, deeply lay to bend down again. 正当我要动手的时候,忽地,前一刻还丢了魂似的小矮人巫师,仿佛下定了什么决心,噗通一声,带着它的手下喽啰,再一次深深趴伏下去。 „King, even so, I must turn to the king, asking the king to give shelter!” “大王,即便如此,我还是要投靠大王,求大王收留！” Dwarf who its behind, can speak also in stutter repeats „is seeking the king gives shelter to” the phrase, being able to support quantity is big, enormous and powerful momentum that the solemn my king long live. 它的身后,能说话的小矮人也在结结巴巴的重复着“求大王收留”的字眼,架不住量大,俨然一副吾王万岁的浩荡声势。 Seeking livehood to be so strong? 求生欲这么强？ Moonlight that just condensed, hesitant and dispersed. 刚凝聚起来的月光,犹犹豫豫的又散了去。 What is this operates? 这是什么操作？ Detects my killing intent? It is not right, I hide is very good. 是察觉到了我的杀意么？不对,我隐藏的很好呀。 Perhaps looks like drowning, even if a straw to grasp must firmly hold? 或是像溺水者,哪怕是一根救命稻草也要牢牢抓住？ Thinks of them, even if rather attacks Heaven, enjoys the Saint light to bathe, is not willing to keep the abyss, this grade of determination, to is not not possible. 想到它们哪怕是宁愿攻打天堂,享受圣光沐浴,也不愿意留在深渊,这等决心,到也不是不可能。 Perhaps thought that I am deceiving it? Thinks tenaciously I am ten crime spokesmen, can take away the abyss them? 或是觉得我在骗它？固执的以为我是十罪代言人,能够将它们带离深渊？ Also there is this possibility, after all here is full of the plot fraud Hell, everyone spoke surpasses of pleasant to hear, each one was the talent, Beryl is outstanding person. 也有这个可能,毕竟这里是充满阴谋欺诈的地狱,大家说话都超好听,个个都是人才,贝利尔更是其中的佼佼者。 Then, how should I handle? 那么,我该怎么办好呢？ Looks to crawl in place dwarf Sorcerer and its subordinate, I ponder again. 看着匍匐在地的小矮人巫师和它的手下,我再次沉思。 This is a high-level goon of Lesser Evil rank, dwarf who is close to six figures, although cannot compare twin tails and its Hell cat tribe, but the strength may not slightly peep. 这是一个魔王级别的高级打手,手下还有接近六位数的小矮人喽啰,虽然比不上双尾和它的地狱猫部落,但实力也不可小窥。 The most important thing is, complied, I have no loss, not? You think to look, dwarf little thing, no experience, drop rate bottom, would rather...... 最重要的是,答应了,我也没啥损失,不是吗？你想想看,小矮人这小东西,没啥经验,爆率又底,倒不如…… Eats one...... flatter not, tries? 吃一……阿不,是试一试？ ... 。。。