**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** The unstated criticism moment, I think of a quite important issue at heart secretly suddenly. 心里暗自腹诽片刻,我忽然想到一个比较重要的问题。 The night falls, where in the evening in stops over? 夜幕降临,晚上在哪落脚？ „Sir Cupid have arranged.” An ill humor of Eva face, seemed saying, when you detected that starts to arrange, is too late. “丘比特大人都已经安排好了。”爱娃儿一脸的没好气,仿佛在说,等你察觉到才开始安排,已经太晚了。 How many I have not held to anticipate to my intelligence quotient, to is not angry, but how very curious Cupid arranges, I meant, you look, the sleeping custom of Angel clan and human is different, these Angel bring all beddings, is the place that they rest how? 我对自己的智商也没抱多少期待,到不气恼,只是很好奇丘比特怎么安排,我的意思是说,你瞧,天使族和人类的睡觉习惯不一样吧,这些天使可是自带一切床上用品的,她们休息的地方到底是怎么样呢？ The display brain hole imagines, perhaps makes on the sky many dries in the sun the thing of clothes rack similarly, then dense and numerous hanging upside down of Angel like the bat above, the wing receives, the neat platoon platoon rests. 发挥脑洞想象一下,或许是在天空上边做成许许多多类似晾衣架的东西,然后天使像蝙蝠一样密密麻麻的倒吊在上面,翅膀一收,整整齐齐排排睡。 Un, has the appearance of picture feeling very much. 嗯,很有画面感的样子。 Recovers, Eva leads me to arrive at a church internal dormitory, Angel architectural style corridor altogether three, the room assumes letter in reply to be densely covered, collects Angel warrior of wing to come and go, or step in a hurry, quest in body, either in twos and threes stands on one side to chat the exchange, either takes a walk in the garden outside porch, is conscientious, has not depended a pair of wing to fly round. 回过神来,爱娃儿已经带着我来到一处教堂内部宿舍,天使建筑风格的长廊一共三层,房间呈回字型密布,收束翅膀的天使战士来来往往,或步伐匆匆,任务在身,或三三两两站在一边闲聊交流,或在廊外的庭院散步,全是脚踏实地,并没有仗着一双翅膀飞来飞去。 Thinks so, except for conducting the back the Angel wing, as well as on beyond the face value common high several points, to has no difference from the foothold of human. 这么看去,除了背上的天使翅膀,以及颜值普遍高上好几分以外,到和人类的据点没什么区别。 Takes back the disappointed vision, follows Eva to arrive at the room that Cupid arranges, the inside unexpectedly two beds, did not say that Angel doesn't need the bed? Eva your swindler. 收回失望目光,跟随爱娃儿来到丘比特安排的房间,里面竟然有两张床,不是说天使不需要床么？爱娃儿你这个骗子。 „Not need, but is some warrior in Dark Continent dull after a period of time, liked sleeping on the bed, had such arrangement.” “并没有需要,只不过是有些战士在暗黑大陆呆过一段时间,喜欢上了在床上睡觉,才有这样的布置。” Detected that my indignant vision Eva, hurrying answered, do not misunderstand, this was explained that to the Saint moon/month virtue Wolf hear, after all she was said to Saint moon/month virtue Wolf initially, thus slept great kindness invitation Saint moon/month virtue Wolf to her wing. 察觉到我忿忿目光的爱娃儿,慌忙解释道,可别误会,这是解释给圣月贤狼听的,毕竟她当初是这么对圣月贤狼说,从而盛情邀请圣月贤狼到她的翅膀里面睡觉。 Therefore the fine minute/share is the sickness, must govern. 所以说精分是病,得治。 „Good, I knew, I must rest, you go to your room, had anything to say every day again.” Fine minute/share of + shakes M, making me deal with Eva to feel incapable wearily, impatient waving. “好了好了,我知道了,我要休息了,你回你的房间去吧,有什么事每天再说。”精分+抖M,让我应付起爱娃儿倍感疲劳无力,不耐烦的挥了挥手。 „......” “……” Sees this to shake M Angel, silent, aloof, freezes, I suddenly have not a wonderful feeling. 见着这抖M天使,沉默不语,无动于衷,原地不动,我心里忽然有股不妙的感觉。 „......” “难道说……” „Right, your excellency guesses, Captain Cupid has not assigned other rooms to give me, should say that this is the natural matter, here is the battlefield, normally, the assignment of room does not defer to the sex, but defers to the team.” “没错,正是阁下猜的难道说,丘比特首领并没有分配其他房间给我,应该说这是理所当然的事情,这里是战场,正常情况下,房间的分配并非按照性别,而是按照队伍。” „Even according to the team assigns, you are not my team member.” I get angry raise the mind tea set say/way, when I am fighting a bloody battle with weird creature Prime Evil, where are you at? What are you making? You can be joined to team member this nobly, serious, sacred status? “就算是按队伍分配,你也不是我的队友啊。”我怒掀心灵茶具道,当我在和四不像魔神浴血奋战的时候,你在哪？你在做什么？你配得上队友这个高尚的,严肃的,神圣的身份么？ „It looks like in Captain Cupid, we are.” Eva nods, as if thought that the persuasive power is insufficient, supplements one. “在丘比特首领看来,我们是。”爱娃儿点点头,似乎觉得说服力不够,又补充一句。 „In your excellency fight I am auxiliary, this is very normal.” “在阁下的战斗中我是属于辅助型的,这很正常。” Is normal, your healing technique has not thrown one to me, assists, will lie will not blush? Was careful that I hit to explode your Angel dog head! 正常个屁,你连治疗术都没给我扔过一个,辅助个屁,撒谎都不会脸红么？小心我打爆你的天使狗头啊！ No matter how said, I do not want to shake M to live with one essence minute/share in the same place, thinks midnight to open eyes to wake up, suddenly in the darkness, saw the vision that a pair infiltrates the person is staring at itself, I shivering with fright. 不管怎么说,我可不想和一个精分抖M住在一块,想想半夜睁眼醒来,忽然在黑暗之中,看到一双渗人的目光在盯着自己,我就不由的打冷战。 „Please do not misunderstand, I do not want to live with the strange strange opposite sex in the same room.” Also without I spoke, Eva on the guilty party sues first. “请别误会,我也不想和陌生奇怪的异性住在同一个房间。”还没等我说话,爱娃儿就恶人先告状了。 „You kneel secure.” I give up, we indeed are not very ripe, but I am not strange, to is you, the time of taking a drug should arrive. “那你跪安吧。”我罢了罢手,我们的确不是很熟,但我一点都不奇怪,到是你,吃药的时间该到了。 „Elder, even if no moral integrity, the gentleman's manner still ought also to remain, making the young girl pass the night outside the room really?” “长老阁下就算没有节操,绅士风度也总该还剩一些吧,让少女在屋外过夜真的好吗？” Nonsense, my moral integrity did not have, the gentleman's manner of where coming! 胡说八道,我节操都没有了,哪来的绅士风度！ Sees Eva one „you, if insisted that I with Lina they complained” the countenance, I endured enduring again, exhibited the benign attitude. 看到爱娃儿一副“你要是坚持我就跟琳娅她们告状”的嘴脸,我再忍了忍,摆出和颜悦色的态度。 „ Aren't you here understanding many people? Goes to their room to go off, I was familiar with a person to rest, if there is a strange fellow to rest by me, perhaps I midnight will awaken suddenly, draw a sword to cut the person. “你在这里不是认识很多人么？去她们房间里睡去吧,我习惯一个人睡了,要是有陌生的家伙睡在我旁边,我说不定半夜会忽而惊醒,拔剑砍人。 Speaking of finally, to increase the persuasive power, I show the gloomy expression. 说到最后,为了增加说服力,我露出阴森森的表情。 „Pulled out what sword?” Eva stuns the world. “拔的什么剑？”爱娃儿语出惊人。 „What?” “啥？” „No, no.” Realizing the dialogue must toward the yellow piece development, Eva curls the lip, shifts to one side the face. “不,没什么。”意识到对话要朝黄段子发展,爱娃儿撇撇嘴,将脸转向一边。 What did I misunderstand a moment ago? Really is this fellow Angel? Should not be given the pollution by three no princesses' these strange books? 我刚才是不是听错了什么？这家伙真是个天使？该不会也被三无公主的那些怪书给污染了吧？ Oh, suddenly somewhat fondly remembered that desolate uncommunicative Angel, although now also very desolate how, but to be many on the words? 唉,忽然有些怀念那个冷淡寡言的天使了,虽然现在也挺冷淡的但怎么就话多起来了呢？ „Therefore , I think that the male and female room is not altogether good.” clear coughed, this shook M Angel as if to course some direction the topic diligently. “所以说,我认为男女共室不大好。”清咳一声,这抖M天使似乎努力在将话题引向某个方向。 „Should the person who therefore walks be I?” I referred to myself, is this your Angel hospitality? “所以走的人应该是我？”我指了指自己,这就是你们天使的待客之道？ „That is not good, Captain Cupid will blame I neglect the honored guest.” “那也不行,丘比特首领会怪责我怠慢贵客的。” „You know well.” “你知道就好。” „Therefore, not only can maintain your excellency not to have the moral integrity but also to remain a gentleman's manner, and being insufficient makes me be blamed, but can also get rid of the opposite sex to coexist one room, can only use that means.” “所以,既能保持阁下没有节操但还剩一点绅士风度,又不至于让我被责备,还可以摆脱异性共处一室,就只能用那个办法了。” „Which means?” “哪个办法？” „I do not have means but Wu Fan your excellency to have the means of means.” “我没办法但吴凡阁下有办法的办法。” „Saint moon/month virtue Wolf?” “圣月贤狼？” „Un.” The eye pupil of Eva shone suddenly, point is quicker than the drop hammer. “嗯。”爱娃儿的眼眸陡然亮了起来,头点的比打桩机还快。 „Daydreams!” “白日做梦！” Had said a moment ago my what is coming? Has not given me the good complexion, but also thinks that my women's wear serves...... not, trains you? Not thinks about it! 刚才说过我什么来着？没给我好脸色,还想我女装伺候……不,是调教你？想都别想！ A Eva face immediately angrily, does not speak, sat down, big small two pairs of pure white sacred Angel wings, oneself will wrap a feather egg firmly, leakproof slit. 爱娃儿一张脸顿时气鼓鼓,也不说话了,一屁股坐下,一大一小两双洁白神圣的天使羽翼,将自己牢牢包裹成一个羽毛蛋,不漏一丝缝隙。 Hi, takes a look at her, done seems me to peep she to resemble, has to look, is not rare. 嗨哟,瞧瞧她,搞的好像我想偷窥她似的,又不是没看过,不稀罕。 The large character one but actually, turns over/stands up to turn away, I fall asleep rapidly, a night does not have the words. 大字一倒,翻身背对,我迅速进入梦乡,一夜无话。 Next day, after solving the breakfast problem, we go to the quest hall, had not looked that with enough time had what interesting quest, the accident/surprise hit master brother. 第二天,解决早餐问题之后,我们来到任务大厅,还没来得及看一眼有什么有趣的任务,意外撞到了大师兄一行。 He walks with several other accurate four wings Angel in the same place, being cheerful and lively, is several days of times has become integrated with merely, worthily is the master brother. 他和另外几名准四翼天使走在一块,有说有笑,仅仅是几天的功夫就已经打成一片,不愧是大师兄。 Let me help Aunt secure Jieli peep one, which female Angel having a look at to throw to him by being in love vision, dark fresh feelings. 让我帮安洁丽尔大嫂窥上一眼,看看有没有哪个女性天使对他投以怀春目光,暗生情愫。 If masculine Angel, that was more interesting, I have not suspected the master brother's charm slightly. 如果是男性天使,那就更有趣了,我丝毫没有怀疑过大师兄的魅力。 Has not waited for me to look earnestly, the master brother also discovered me, walks with stride, his team member as if Eva acquaintance, therefore greeted mutually. 没等我认真瞧,大师兄也发现了我,大步走上来,他的队友似乎和爱娃儿相识,于是互相招呼起来。 „Evidently the master brother, crosses also good, this already and these Angel mixed ripe.” “大师兄,看样子过的还不错嘛,这就已经和那些天使混熟了。” „Met good team member, quest that for these days made, smooth simply unbelievable.” Carlos cracked into a smile, actually drew out the face suddenly painstakingly, the corner of the eye seemed to be the tears to flash through. “遇到了好队友,这几天做的任务,顺利的简直让人难以相信。”卡洛斯咧嘴一笑,却忽然苦起了脸,眼角似有泪光闪过。 „After this called I went back, but also how with Thea Tuker party.” “这叫我回去以后,还怎么和西雅图克组队。” „Hey, aren't you have been very tacit?” “喂喂,你们不是一直很默契么？” „Ordinary time is truly tacit, but Thea Tuker that fellow, once excited above, disregarded, for these days I realized that truly what is the teamwork.” “普通时候确实很默契,但西雅图克那家伙一旦兴奋上头,就不管不顾了,这几天我才真正意识到什么叫团队合作。” At this point, the master brother is feels sad, before thought that Thea Tuker is good, that has not met team member. 说到这里,大师兄又是心酸一把,以前觉得西雅图克还行,那是没有遇上好队友呀。 „Let alone I, Junior Brother Wu you caused havoc one right, what a pity yesterday I made quest in another side of place of abyss, cannot see your fight.” “别说我了,吴师弟你才是大闹了一场对吧,可惜昨天我在深渊之地的另外一边做任务,没能看到你的战斗。” „Not to mention, weird creature Prime Evil skidding very much, few under ran, but as the matter stands, my quest should also calculate to complete, with the personality of that fellow, should not come again......?” “别提,四不像魔神滑溜的很,没几下就跑了,不过这样一来,我的任务应该也算完成了,以那家伙的性格,应该不会再来……了？” The words have not become quiet, the city of divine punishment sounded the warning, then one team of Angel quickly caught up. 话还未落音,神罚之城就响起了警报,而后一队天使急急忙忙赶了过来。 „Is Wu Fan your excellency?” “是吴凡阁下么？” „, Was this warning what's the matter, what big deal?” “正是,这警报是怎么回事,出了什么大事吗？” „Leader makes us inform your excellency, abyss Prime Evil Ed Ritchie attacks again, please prepare for meeting head-on.” “首领让我们来通知阁下,深渊魔神艾德里奇再次来袭,请做好迎战准备。” I: „......” 我:“……” Applying makeup quick sound, making me slow not be panting for a while. 打脸之快之响,让我一时缓不过气来。 What's the matter, weird creature Prime Evil denaturation? 咋回事,四不像魔神变性了？ Cannot attend to chats with the master brother, I rush to arrive on the city wall, discovered that Cupid Boss still stood in yesterday's position, making me suspect that he was two feet takes root starting from yesterday, has not moved the slightest. 顾不得和大师兄闲聊,我赶忙来到城墙上边,发现丘比特老大依然站在昨天的位置,让我怀疑他是不是从昨天开始两脚就生了根,没有挪动分毫。 „Meets head-on.” Saw me to come, his did not return, but hinted one with the vision. “迎战吧。”见我来了,他头也不回,只是用目光示意了一眼。 The abyss distant place, the billowing lava rug attacks again, batters, just like a blind antiquity ominous beast, oncoming force great waves, was insufferably arrogant. 深渊远处,滚滚的熔浆地毯再次来袭,横冲直撞,宛若一头瞎了眼的上古凶兽,来势涛涛,不可一世。 „Hadn't this fellow been punched yesterday enough?” My flexure scratched the head, was puzzled, with the weird creature Prime Evil discrete character, this should not. “这家伙昨天没有被揍够么？”我挠了挠头,满脸困惑,以四不像魔神的谨慎性格,这很不应该呀。 „Matter leaves must have the monster unusual.” Cupid braved one suddenly. “事出反常必有妖。”丘比特冷不防的冒了一句。 Is this is reminding me to be careful the plot? The good intention I declined with thanks, but, so long as I do not leave the border is too far, no matter what weird creature Prime Evil has 36 trick, 72 plots, I not what. 这是在提醒我要小心阴谋么？好意我心领了,只不过,只要我不离开边境太远,任四不像魔神有三十六般戏法,七十二般阴谋,也奈我不何。 To put it bluntly, both sides must instigate hitting, whose bear who suffers hardships. 说白了,双方都得怂着打,谁熊谁受苦。 „I go to be able it, looked that this fellow takes advantage anything.” The speech sound stays in the city wall, the person has arrived at sky over the sea of lava, saw above the lava of dark red bubbling, wipes the fierce shark fin to cut the water surface, is ready to make trouble. “我去会会它,看这家伙打什么算盘。”话声留在城墙,人已经来到熔浆之海上空,看到了暗红冒泡的熔浆上方,一抹狰狞的鲨鱼鳍划破水面,蠢蠢欲动。 Knows how the bear does catch the chum salmon? 知道熊怎么抓鲑鱼么？ Is built on the rivers rapids steadily, waits for the chum salmon process, jumps, a palm of the hand of PIA, starts! 稳立于河流急湍之中,等鲑鱼经过,跃起,PIA的一巴掌,入手！ No, this was too slow. 不,这样还是太慢了。 The kilometer upper air, my deep breath one breath, COSPLAY bear roared, but. 千米高空,我深呼吸一口气,COSPLAY熊咆哮而至。 For a long time without using this to have incurred, does not know that the treasured sword is whether old, today, how this Druid teaches everyone the fish and chips. 好久没有用过这一招了,不知道宝刀是否已老,今天,本德鲁伊就来教教大家怎么炸鱼。 Among the bears the cannon, starts! 熊间大炮,发动！ Rumbling rumbling —— —— ——!!!!!! 轰轰轰轰轰轰——————！！！！！！ Angel of city of entire divine punishment was alarmed, they arrived at a giant lava saying that bloomed from the place of abyss, flies ten thousand meters upper air, the chaos dark cloud will break through, is continues to be a half hour of lava rainstorm, strength weak point Angel is unable to go out simply. 整个神罚之城的天使都被惊动了,她们到了一朵巨大的熔浆云,自深渊之处绽放,飞上万米高空,将混沌的乌云冲破,紧接着是持续长达半个多小时的熔浆暴雨,实力弱一点的天使干脆无法出门了。 Stands Cupid in city wall, calm he in this way, caresses by the hand at this time...... caresses the helmet. 站在城墙上的丘比特,冷静如斯的他,此时也不禁以手抚……抚盔。 safe Captain Riel, you of foolproof plan, this time have trusted the wrong person probably! 泰瑞尔首领,一直算无遗策的你,这次好像所托非人啊！ ... 。。。