**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** The arrival of five colors fool, making me deeply experience an original world network proverb —— XX friendship to depend on XX, these five little fellows just arrived to display the deep doing dead ability, I and Evil Dragon of stimulation combine the doubles repeatedly. 五色笨蛋的到来,让我深深体验到原来世界一句网络俗语——XX友谊靠XX,这五个小家伙刚登场就展现出了深厚的作死能力,激发的我和恶龙蕾娜频频组合双打。 It seems like I am fit with the real dragon knight of this small female dragon, must realize by the five colors fool. 看来我和这头小母龙的真龙骑士合体,就要靠五色笨蛋来实现了。 The five colors fool has the veiled criticism to me, said that is since Evil Dragon knows me, became more violent, causing them to suffer hardships, this certainly was my mistake. 五色笨蛋对我颇有微词,说是自从恶龙蕾娜认识我之后,变得更加暴力了,导致她们受苦更甚了,这一定是我的错。 These five little fellows had not realized obviously, is not Evil Dragon becomes the violence, but is the ordinary day punches their people, turned into me and Evil Dragon two from Evil Dragon, the duplicate joyful...... not, is the pain of duplicate, brought naturally is many suffering hardships. 这五个小家伙显然没有意识到,并非恶龙蕾娜变得暴力,而是平日揍她们的人,从恶龙蕾娜变成了我和恶龙蕾娜两个,双份的快乐……啊不,是双份的痛苦,带来的自然是更多的受苦。 Well? What's the matter, did I mention the word of praise to come for Evil Dragon suddenly? Is it possible that really has the effect? Effective quite quick! 咦？怎么回事,我怎么忽然为恶龙蕾娜说起好话来了？莫非真的是起效果了？见效好快！ Brought home five small tails, Eika Layh insisted that her commitment went to the kitchen, Valise wants to help also be promoted the kitchen, considering many five competitive eating, Eika Layh called, prepared makes a delicious dragon knight meal to us. 多带了五条小尾巴回到家中,艾卡莱伊坚持她的承诺下厨去了,维拉丝想帮忙也被推出了厨房,考虑到多了五个大胃王,艾卡莱伊唤来了碧丝,准备给我们做一份美味的龙骑士套餐。 Cook is impeccable, loses Valise to be little, Eika Layh to broke my impression, to did not say being unpalatable that makes, the flavor is quite good, just knew her little while does was more delicious, but in my opinion, Eika Layh should be multipurpose, no right of being able to learn, learns such a long time from now, is only the degree of ordinary delicacy, it can be said that quite makes me surprised. 碧丝的厨艺无可挑剔,也就输维拉丝一点点,艾卡莱伊到是打破了我的印象,到不是说做的难吃,味道相当不错,比刚认识她那会儿做的更好吃了,但是在我看来,艾卡莱伊应该是万能的,没有什么学不会的才对,如今跟碧丝学了那么长时间,只达到普通美味的程度,可以说是相当让我惊讶。 It seems like that Elder Sister White Dragon little also has the thing that does not excel. 看来,白龙小姐姐也有不擅长的东西。 The five colors fool not lets people down, unites the crystal, easily the cleanness that the dinner sweeps, the result because of this matter, making Evil Dragon who has not eaten to the full with enough time grasp a handle at will, punched, is really five pitiful little fellows, but why they wrongly accusing on me? Bullies the weak and fears the strong? Really is not worth sympathizing. 五色笨蛋不负众望,联合水晶,轻而易举将晚饭扫的干干净净,结果因为这事,让还没来得及吃饱的恶龙蕾娜随意抓了个把柄,又揍了一顿,真是五个可怜的小家伙,只是为什么她们又把错怪到我头上呢？欺软怕硬么？果然还是不值得同情。 Since then, main street and small alley in Lesser Evil village were many five cheerful fool forms, plays everywhere, rubs everywhere eats, was regarded as the paradise of dragon here, fortunately, perhaps was because the intuition of fool was quite keen, excellent that their discretion acted bashful, the small calamity was unceasing, directly caused the document on Beja girl table thick 1/3, but the catastrophe has never rushed. 自那以后,魔王村的大街小巷就多了五道欢快的笨蛋身影,四处玩耍,四处蹭吃,把这儿当做是龙之乐园了,还好,或许是因为笨蛋的直觉比较敏锐,她们分寸拿捏的极好,小祸不断,直接导致贝雅丫头桌上的文件厚了三分之一,但大祸从未闯过。 Before long, the status of five colors fool also spread, the Lesser Evil village circle is so big, wants to conceal the truth unable to conceal the truth, knows after these five fools, everyone's response varies. 过不了多久,五色笨蛋的身份也传开了,魔王村圈子就那么大,想瞒也瞒不住,知道这五个笨蛋以后,大家的反应各异。 The civilians are the sighs, since came to the Lesser Evil village, the legendary mysterious big dragon runs everywhere, disappears 100,000 years of four wings powerhouses to appear again, has nothing to be worth again surprisedly. 平民们是感叹自从来了魔王村,传说中的神秘巨龙满地跑,消失十万年的四翼强者再次出现,已经再也没什么好值得惊讶了。 adventurer, the wishful thinking may be many, perhaps did the Lesser Evil village's third pair of dragon knight combine must appear? Front that three big dragon young girls, the request is high, they can have a liking , the opposite party is not glad, such as master brother, but these have a dream are hoping works as the dragon knight, they cannot have a liking. 冒险者嘛,小心思可就多了,说不定魔王村第三对龙骑士组合就要出现了？前面那三名巨龙少女,要求较高,她们看得上的,对方不乐意,如大师兄,而那些做梦都盼着当龙骑士的,她们又看不上。 Now, at present these five stupid...... cough cough, is the big dragon youngster young girl, seems quite good to deceive...... cough cough, appearance that is quite easy getting along with? 如今,眼前这五个笨……咳咳,是巨龙少年少女,似乎比较好骗……咳咳,是比较好相处的样子？ Therefore, various types are lost many years of docile dragon mystiques again splendidly present in the Lesser Evil village, it is said most popular one is the knack of body and mind synchronization, the knack is to eat together to live together with the opposite party with playing. 于是,各种失传多年的驯龙秘法再次在魔王村里精彩呈现,据说最热门的一种是身心同步的妙诀,诀窍就是要和对方同吃同住同玩。 Ate together to live together do not think, with playing words...... un one's older bro's wife, recently on the street in Lesser Evil village, if saw in one group of playing kids, mixes with suspicious uncle who like naive fool full beard white hair vicissitudes must actually force itself to smile everywhere, do not find it strange. 同吃同住就别想了,同玩的话……嗯姆姆姆,最近在魔王村的街道上,若是看到一群玩耍的小屁孩里面,夹杂着一名大胡子白头发满目沧桑却偏偏要强迫自己笑的像个天真傻瓜一样的可疑大叔,千万别觉得奇怪。 Actually my one set of fit dances, the wondrous use is infinite, does not know that is interested? 其实我这还有一套合体舞蹈,妙用无穷,不知道诸位是否感兴趣？ In brief, because of the arrival of five colors fool, in the Lesser Evil army hung up dragon knight unrest, directly or indirectly causes the entire Lesser Evil army intelligence quotient to drop is over half, seems like, I mean at least seem like, probably half kindergarten regiment. 总之,因为五色笨蛋的到来,魔王军里又挂起了一股龙骑士风潮,直接或间接导致整个魔王军智商下降超过一半,看上去,我是说至少看上去,像是半个幼儿园军团。 Fortunately, the population of Lesser Evil village are not many, many are the adventurer relatives, otherwise I thought that the alliance will produce in history the biggest confidence crisis. 还好,魔王村的人口不多,许多又是冒险者亲属,否则的话我觉得联盟会产生有史以来最大的信任危机。 These are playing with the kid plays hide-and-seek to throw the sandbag compares funny, can save the world? 这些个在和小屁孩玩捉迷藏扔沙包的逗比,也能拯救世界？ During the daytime, as before is the fixed going out experience program, under the Saint moon/month virtue wolf form condition, I am staring at the crystal for a very long time, falls into the thinking. 白天,依旧是固定的外出历练节目,圣月贤狼形态下,我久久盯着水晶,陷入思索。 „Mother has been looking at the crystal, thought the crystal was getting more and more lovable, no, that is the affirmation, was more lovable than fool ice piece Qi.” “妈妈一直在看着水晶,是不是觉得水晶越来越可爱了,不,那是肯定的,比笨蛋冰块琪露诺可爱多了。” Was staring by me, this moe the glutton not to have stupid voluntarily, instead the puts on airs gets up. 被我这么盯着,这蠢萌吃货一点自觉都没有,反而臭美起来。 The crystal was very recently melancholy, is because her death opponent five colors fool came, the super first idiot of that five big dragon clans, the shame of big dragon, wants to contend with the intelligent crystal Sir unexpectedly, five bunches are not the opponents. 水晶最近很忧郁,全都是因为她的死对手五色笨蛋来了,那五个巨龙族的超级第一大笨蛋,巨龙之耻,竟然还想和聪明的水晶大人一较高下,五个捆起来也不是对手。 Actually entangles tight of person, what is most annoying is must snatch to eat with the crystal, harmed the crystal to consider to put down the long-cherished wish recently temporarily, must oppose the enemy with the fool ice piece jointly, at least at present seems like, the fool ice piece did not plan and that five stupid dragon is intimate with. 偏偏却缠人的紧,最可气的是还要跟水晶抢吃的,害水晶最近都在考虑是不是暂时放下夙愿,要和笨蛋冰块联手对敌,至少目前看起来,笨蛋冰块并不打算和那五头笨龙亲近。 Like this is hitting the crystal of calculation, thinks modest friendly supplement one: „Naturally the fool ice piece also assembles, only compares the intelligent crystal to be stupid.” 这样打着小算盘的水晶,自以为谦虚友善的补充一句:“当然笨蛋冰块也还凑合,只比聪明的水晶笨一点点。” Obviously, Qi will not appreciate kindness rendered, hit with the crystal. 显然,琪露诺不会领情,和水晶打起来了。 Returns to the proper topic, I press a water jar on the crystal head, making her stand obediently. 言归正传,我将一个水缸压在水晶脑袋上,让她乖乖站好。 „I think of a continuously neglected issue suddenly.” “我忽然想到一个一直被忽略的问题。” „My my I! What issue, the crystal can help mother find the answer!” A vat dragon crystal is raising hand immediately horizontally, brandishes. “我我我！无论是什么问题,水晶都能帮妈妈找到答案！”一缸龙水晶立刻横举着手,挥舞起来。 „Your this fellow, obviously is also the big dragon is right.” Visual my stupid daughter, I reveal the color of pitying. “你这家伙,明明也是巨龙对吧。”目视着我愚蠢的女儿,我露出怜悯之色。 „Naturally, the crystal was rarely most powerful...... not, was the second powerful crystal dragon right!” Evil Dragon who had keen ears by not far away stared one, the crystal shrank the neck, changed a statement embarrasedly. “当然了,水晶正是最稀有最强大……不,是第二强大的水晶龙没错！”被不远处耳尖的恶龙蕾娜瞪了一眼,水晶缩了缩脖子,讪讪改口。 „Since you are also the big dragon......” I remember now the grand occasion of Holy See mountain, the young baby wind that share soars to the heavens, can frighten simply mental handicap seven giants. “既然你也是巨龙的话……”我想起现在教廷山的盛况,那一股子冲天的低龄幼儿风,简直能将七巨头吓成智障。 „Why no one looks for you, wants to compose the dragon knight partner with you?” “为什么没人找你,想要和你组成龙骑士拍档？” „Mother mother, Qi knows that Qi knows, because the fool crystal was too stupid, cannot understand the logical expression, shut out by everyone!” “妈妈妈妈,琪露诺知道琪露诺知道,因为笨蛋水晶太笨了,根本听不懂人话,被大家嫌弃了！” Does not need the crystal opens the mouth, Qi to jump and jump in one side, was cheerful, caused the crystal to glower, actually does not dare to move concerned about my order. 不待水晶开口,琪露诺在一旁又蹦又跳,欢快极了,引得水晶怒目而视,却碍于我的命令不敢动弹。 Quick, on this fool daughter were also many a frog ice sculpture, evolves a frog ice seductress/evil spirit. 很快,这笨蛋女儿头上也多了一座青蛙冰雕,进化成一蛙冰妖精。 „Who said that some people have looked for the crystal!” Pointed at Qi to ridicule, the rebuttal that the crystal never forgot said. “谁说的,有人来找过水晶！”指着琪露诺嘲笑完了,水晶念念不忘的反驳道。 „? Is who?” “哦？是谁？” „Is...... is...... is the Valise pet owner!” The crystal is a little hurried, nervous does not select the language. “是……是……是维拉丝饲主！”水晶有点慌,慌不择语。 „I do not remember teaches you to lie.” “我可不记得有教过你撒谎哦。” „wū wū wū, the crystal made a mistake, no one has looked for the crystal, radically no one and crystal has said this matter.” Under my sharp look gaze, crystal being incapable kneels down, the small fist pū passes thrashes the ground that pū passes continuously, wanders about destitute the lamentation tears. “呜呜呜,水晶错了,没人找过水晶,根本没人和水晶说过这回事。”在我锐利的眼神注视下,水晶无力跪倒在地,小拳头噗通噗通的连续捶打地面,流落悔恨泪水。 „Although besides mother, the crystal no one will comply, but why, why can no one look for the crystal, obviously the crystal is also the big dragon, five colors fool that several fellows greatly are obviously popular, to be why more intelligent the clever crystal to meet no one to want, the crystal refuses to accept!” “虽然除了妈妈以外,水晶谁也不会答应,但是为什么,为什么会没人来找水晶,明明水晶也是巨龙,明明五色笨蛋那几个家伙大受欢迎,凭什么更聪明伶俐的水晶会没人要,水晶不服！” Looks to shed bitter tears, falls into the dog of condition ruined family crystal, I do not endure to closely examine, turns around to leave. 看着痛哭流涕,陷入败家之犬状态的水晶,连我也不忍追问下去,转身离开。 „That probably because of...... Wu Fan your excellency relations.” Eika Layh such as is the explanation. “那大概是因为……吴凡阁下的关系吧。”艾卡莱伊如是解释。 „My relations? Is impossible, everyone does not know that I do have the partner?” “我的关系？不可能吧,大家不都知道我已经有拍档了吗？” „I think that stemming from the consideration in this aspect,...... did not feel for example the pressure is too big?” “我认为并非是出于这方面的思量,比如说……感到压力太大？” „Is pressure too big? Is the partner to feel that with crystal fool the pressure is big? In some sense perhaps is also.” “压力太大？和水晶这种笨蛋做搭档会感到压力大？某种意义上来说或许也是。” „Wu Fan your excellency made a mistake, not facing crystal, but in the supposition and crystal become under the premise of dragon knight partner, facing us.” “吴凡阁下还是搞错了,并非是面对水晶,而是在假设和水晶成为龙骑士拍档的前提下,面对我们。” „We?” “我们？” „Yes, Wu Fan your excellency will not deny, the crystal is a family's member?” “是的,吴凡阁下不会否认,水晶是家里的一份子吧？” „Reluctant approval.” “勉勉强强认同吧。” „If becomes the dragon knight partner with the crystal, then was also half family member, I said like this right?” “假如和水晶成为龙骑士拍档,那么也算是半个家里人了,我这样说对么？” „Has the subtle complex feeling that a son-in-law visits.” “有种女婿上门的微妙复杂感。” „Right, according to the view of continent, is the son-in-law visits, if this family is too outstanding, will be the son-in-law will not feel that the pressure will be very big?” “对的,按照大陆的说法,就是女婿上门哦,如果这个家庭太优秀的话,身为女婿不是会感到压力很大吗？” „You said that I can understand, but the partner may not want the male, female?” “你这么说我就能理解了,但拍档也不一定非得要男性吧,女性呢？” „Virtuous of Valise, Sarah like this attractive, the Lina stature, the vitality of Tiya, Lucia's charming, Aalto's dignity, I thought that wants to join this family as the female, the pressure possible ratio of facing 【Son-in-law】 On big ten times continue.” “维拉丝的贤惠,莎拉这样的漂亮,琳娅的身材,蒂亚的元气,露西亚的妩媚,阿尔托的威严,我觉得作为女性想加入这个家庭,面临的压力可能比【女婿】大上十倍不止。” „Un un, expressed the approval.” I make an effort to nod, outstanding of girls, without a doubt, although will not despise anybody, but if the ordinary female, does not have any supports the self-confident advantage sufficiently, is constantly together with these girls, will have the feeling of feeling inferior naturally. “嗯嗯,深表认同。”我用力点着头,女孩们的优秀,毋庸置疑,虽然不会看低任何人,但若是普普通通的女性,没有任何一项足以支撑起自信的优势,和这些女孩朝夕相处,自然而然就会产生自惭形秽的感觉。 „Even I, the pressure is still very big, Wu Fan can your excellency be able to feel?” Is riding unmanned attention, on the Eika Layh mild graceful beautiful face, the faint trace flows charmingly, has pulled my palm, according to above her attractive chest. “就算是我,压力也很大呢,吴凡阁下能感受得到吗？”乘着无人注意,艾卡莱伊温润优雅的绝美面庞上,丝丝妩媚流淌出来,牵过我的手心,按在她的诱人胸口之上。 I: „......” 我:“……” Eika Layh: „......” 艾卡莱伊:“……” „Was sorry why......” does not know, Eika Layh reveals the color of non- nature feels inferior, loosens the hand on own initiative, is gazing at my chest place, while apologized. “抱歉……”不知为何,艾卡莱伊露出自惭形秽的不自然之色,主动松开手,一边注视着我的胸口处,一边道歉。 Do not apologize!!! 别道歉啊！！！ I want to cry but have no tears, wish one could to grasp on own initiative the hand, said to Elder Sister White Dragon little wickedly: The size is indifferent, I like your! 我欲哭无泪,恨不得主动将手抓回去,恶狠狠对白龙小姐姐说:大小根本无所谓,我就喜欢你这！ The feeling does this to be the big deal, I gave up the action wisely. 感觉这样做会出大事,我明智的放弃了举动。 „What your is two saying?” Evil Dragon furtive collects, following book, wants to do the appearance of matter indistinctly. “你们两个在说什么？”恶龙蕾娜贼头贼脑的凑上来,身后跟着本子娜,隐约想搞事的样子。 „We were discussing, if can choose the dragon knight partner, is you good or the crystal is good.” Coughs lightly several, I explained seriously. “我们在讨论,假如可以重新选择龙骑士拍档,到底是你好还是水晶好。”轻咳数声,我一本正经的解释。 „Does your fellow want to fight?” Evil Dragon having a fit of bad temper sure enough, whistling is brandishing the fist, strikes an attitude to throw, but is quick, her discouraged putting down fist. “你这家伙想打架吗？”恶龙蕾娜果不其然的炸毛,呼呼挥舞着拳头,作势欲扑,但很快,她气馁的放下拳头。 „Ok, you break the rules, does not haggle over with you.” “算了,你这是犯规,不和你计较。” It seems like, under the Saint moon/month virtue wolf form condition, this violent small female dragon has not played rough, book is also the same. 貌似,在圣月贤狼形态下,这暴力小母龙从来没有动过粗,本子娜也一样。 „Crystal, you roll to me, I had the words to tell you!” Shouting, cannot be doing to me, Evil Dragon shifts the anger decisively, makes threatening gestures to go toward crystal that. “水晶,你给我滚过来,我有话跟你说！”嚷嚷着,奈何不了我,恶龙蕾娜果断转移怒火,往水晶那张牙舞爪而去。 „...... Brandishes the fist to me of this appearance, is so difficult?” I have turned the head, puzzled looks to Eika Layh. “呃……对这副模样的我挥舞拳头,真有那么困难吗？”我转过头,困惑的看向艾卡莱伊。 Her static gaze my several seconds, the chin made an effort, said and Evil Dragon similar reason. 她静静的注视了我数秒,下巴用力一点,说出了和恶龙蕾娜相似的理由。 „Because broke the rules.” “因为太犯规了。” ... 。。。