**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Cousin, wants to eat anything meow, today's Nicole is the working zeal full meow.” “表哥,想要吃点什么喵,今天的菲妮可是干劲满满喵。” The greenwood bar, meow in meow of air/Qi, like put on magnificent lace butterfly satin ribbon hundred pleats to wait on the women's wear in the past, today is the short skirt, below is the smooth straight black silk seduction, has saying that this little false mother reincarnation time certainly was to choose the wrong sex. 绿林酒吧,喵里喵气的菲妮,像往常那样穿着一身华丽的蕾丝蝴蝶缎带百褶侍女装,今天是短裙,下面是光滑笔直的黑丝诱惑,不得不说,这小伪娘投胎的时候一定是选错性别了。 What a pity, now has not appreciated this little false mother's the Berserk fan of black silk big long leg, some, only then our this group of people of complete immunity false mother charm. 可惜,现在没有欣赏这小伪娘的黑丝大长腿的狂热粉丝在,有的只有完全免疫伪娘魅力的我们这一群人。 Naturally, calculated much, can be filled with several tables. 当然,也算不少了,能坐满好几桌。 „Today was, have your groups of fans dismissed? Was everyone weary of the charm of greenwood bar maidservant three people of groups finally?” I am looking around curiously not other guests in the bar, asked. “今天是怎么了,难道你们的粉丝团已经解散了？大家终于厌倦了绿林酒吧侍女三人组的魅力？”我好奇张望着没有其他客人在酒吧,问道。 „tch, as a qualified perfect maidservant, our charm not over time but obsolete meow.” “啧啧啧,身为一名合格的完美侍女,我们的魅力可是不会随着时间流逝而过时喵。” The little false mother is holding meal the list single-handedly, extends single-handedly is referring to thin, is swinging before me pretty gently, the self-confidence that this does not cheat, on maidservant domain, the powerhouse of her quite therefore four wings rank, can arrange first five top 10 in entire continent probably. 小伪娘一手抱着餐单,一手伸着细指,娇俏地在我面前轻轻摇摆着,这份不做假的自信,大概就侍女这个领域而言,她相当于是四翼级别的强者,在整个大陆也能排个前五前十吧。 „That this empty bar what's the matter?” “那这空荡荡的酒吧到底是怎么回事？” „Also not resentful cousin meow?” “还不都怨表哥喵？” „Also really blames me?” I one startled, felt that the repertoire is approaching. “还真的怪我咯？”我一惊,感觉套路正在逼近。 „Because the cousin promoted meow.” “因为表哥晋升了喵。” Mistake that „I promote? What did I make the mistake?” “我晋升的错吗？我做错了什么？” „Because the cousin promoted, returned to the relations of silver age meow, principle Bind that corresponding everyone receives also reduced, produced can become a more powerful feeling, therefore ran experience meow.” “因为表哥晋升了,回到了白银时代的关系喵,相应的大家受到的法则束缚也减少了,产生了能变得更强大的感觉,所以都跑出去历练了喵。” „Your such saying words, recently for several days, in village the trace of indeed rare Lesser Evil army.” I am suddenly enlighted, that may no wonder. “你这么一说的话,最近这些天,村子里的确少见魔王军的踪影。”我恍然大悟,那可就难怪了。 „Should almost unable to see is right, on your fool also unhurriedly is loaf.” The small fox complained at the right moment. “应该是几乎见不到了才对,也就你这笨蛋还不慌不忙的在偷懒。”小狐狸适时吐槽。 „Aren't you same?” “你不也一样？” „Today the fox......, today the fox has the inside story here, you cannot manage.” “本天狐……哼,本天狐自有内情在此,你管不着。” The small fox is ominous, is not affable, I have to turn head, annoys the affable little false mother. 小狐狸凶巴巴的,不好惹,我只好回过头,去惹好惹的菲妮小伪娘。 „adventurer went out I to understand, ordinary civilians?” “冒险者都出去了我能理解,普通平民呢？” „Cousin, is quite even relaxed in the Lesser Evil village, everyone must work meow.” A poor|Fei face puzzle, resembled was saying, the cousin has been divorced from the people too long? even/including did Gengzhong herd these basic operation to forget? “表哥,就算在魔王村比较轻松,大家也是要干活的喵。”菲妮一脸困扰,似在说,表哥是不是已经脱离群众太久了？连耕种放牧这些基本操作都忘记了？ „The words of bar, really live it up in the evening meow, at noon will have the guest, generally is adventurer, the civilians is few, a person like today does not have, to is very rare, as for reason meow......” “酒吧的话,果然还是晚上才热闹喵,中午也会有客人,一般是冒险者,平民很少,像今天这样一个人也没有,到是很少见,至于原因喵……” The poor|Fei vision falls to the bar entrance, the hand that opened the front door a moment ago, on the hung front door the receiving a guest bell of corner/horn has sent out the delightful resounding, but only opened a slit, as if the master of hand peeped at inside scene, the hesitant moment, turned around to leave. 菲妮的目光落到酒吧门口,刚才有一只推开大门的手,挂的大门上角的迎客铃铛已经发出悦耳脆响,可是只开了一条缝隙,似乎手的主人窥视到了里面的情景,犹豫片刻,转身离开了。 „Why can like this?” I also discovered certainly, knows the opposite party leaves probably because of one group in reason, but does not have the means that is impossible to rush to detain. “为什么会这样？”我当然也发现了,也知道对方离开大概是因为自己一行人在的原因,但是没办法,不可能冲上去挽留吧。 Why like this, won't the cousin have that what number meow? 为什么会这样,表哥心里没有那啥数喵？ poor|Fei blinked, looked at these or gentle, or lively, either calm, either dignified young girls. 菲妮眨眨眼,看了看那些或温柔,或活泼,或沉稳,或威严的少女们。 Thought, offends the cousin to have no issue, offended their issue to big meow, do not look that one after another was easy getting along with, was actually protects the husband( father) crazy demon, even hypocritical double combined, sometimes still met the unconscious exposition this side. 心想,得罪表哥没什么问题,得罪她们问题可就大了喵,别看一个个好相处,其实都是护夫(父)狂魔,就算是口是心非的双娜组合,有时候也会不自觉的暴露出这一面。 Therefore she is eager, revealed put in great inconvenience to the expression, was contrary to convictions saying: „...... Is and as the cousin of Savior sits together probably probably, the pressure is too big meow.” 于是她眼巴巴的,露出了委屈表情,违心说道:“大概……大概是和身为救世主的表哥坐在一起,压力太大喵。” „You are bully me to go to the bar to go few? Before I went to the bar, how not to see these people to have the pressure, left completely?” “你这是欺负我去酒吧去的少咯？以前我去酒吧,怎么不见那些人有压力,全部走掉？” „That...... that certainly is because everyone is too attractive, is a focus of public attention, therefore detected that pressure, certainly is this meow.” “那……那么,一定是因为大家太漂亮,万众瞩目,所以察觉到了压力,一定是这样喵。” „This reason to can accept.” I touch the chin, imagines, if met the goddess in oneself dream in the bar, that naturally must go, even if had no way to speak the words, even if the opposite party looked that did not visit you to be the same. “这理由到是可以接受。”我摸了摸下巴,想象一下,如果在酒吧里遇到了自己梦中的女神,那自然是要进去,哪怕根本没法说上话,哪怕对方看都不看你一样。 However, if goddesses in inside one crowd of dream? Perhaps like says, working just the opposite, felt that presses strength mountain to be big. 但是,如果里面一群梦中的女神呢？恐怕会像菲妮说的那样,适得其反,感到压力山大吧。 „Must correct, yes 【Excluding me everyone】 Right.” “不过要纠正一点,是【除我之外的大家】才对。” „Actually said that has not missed, but needs to operate slightly, for example somebody changes a body.” Evil Dragon smiles to me mischievously. “其实菲妮说的也没差,只不过需要稍微操作一下,比如说某人变个身。”恶龙蕾娜促狭的冲我直笑。 „Go away! Who can shapeshift!” Crystal Qi Eva your three, other two eyes shines! shapeshift is not possible shapeshift, this whole life is unlikely again shapeshift, only has to depend on the Savior status to have a soft food, can support oneself like this. “滚啊！谁会变身！”还有水晶琪露诺爱娃儿你们三个,别两眼放光！变身是不可能变身的,这辈子都不大可能再变身,唯有靠着救世主身份吃口软饭,才能养活得了自己这样子。 The words saying, Tiya, Eika Layh , how many yellow piece maidservant their, likes joining in the fun, anxious to stir up trouble, hopes that I can change a body, this, why double child princess your two, shows the anticipation expression? Lacking maternal love also to speak the fundamental law! Can make Valise they make up! Why can let be father's I makes up for the maternal love? Several entire universes do not have this strange operation to be good! 话说,蒂亚,艾卡莱伊,菲妮,黄段子侍女她们几个,喜欢凑热闹,唯恐天下不乱,希望我能变个身,这也就罢了,为什么双子公主你们两个,也露出期待表情？缺少母爱也要讲基本法呀！可以让维拉丝她们弥补啊！为什么要让身为爸爸的我来弥补母爱？数遍整个宇宙也没有这种奇怪操作好不好！ At this time, I also can only report to the police...... not, enclasps the small black coal, only had this clever lovable daughter to cure my injured mind, the subconsciousness looked at a Liz, although made contribution, but has not concealed in the eye that anticipation, ahh, I knew me to know, wants to have a look at my Saint moon/month virtue Wolf shapeshift again was right, can the words even want to be hugged by Saint moon/month virtue Wolf! 这种时候,我也只能报警……不,是抱紧小黑炭了,唯有这乖巧可爱的女儿能治愈我受伤的心灵,下意识看了一眼莉莉丝,虽然尽力了但还是没隐瞒得过眼中那一丝期待,啊啊,我知道我知道,也想再看看我的圣月贤狼变身对吧,可以的话甚至想被圣月贤狼抱抱是吧！ Including own student also...... knows that early shouldn't make Liz know existence of Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, where the dignity of women's wear Teacher shapeshift? 连自己的学生也……早知道就不该让莉莉丝知道圣月贤狼的存在,女装变身老师的威严何在？ At once, I felt the huge betrayal and depressed, the charm of my solemn Savior and had the feeling, was inferior by Saint moon/month virtue Wolf unexpectedly? 一时之间,我感受到了巨大的背叛和沮丧,难道我堂堂救世主的魅力和存在感,竟然被圣月贤狼比下去了？ „Well, what is everyone saying? Probably very interesting appearance.” Enters the inside room to change who a maidservant took, saw that in the bar is having the merry atmosphere, thinks that had what good deed, therefore this timid shy maidservant could not bear ask one. “咦,大家在说些什么呢？好像很有趣的样子。”进入里间换了一身侍女服出来的碧丝,看到酒吧里充斥着快活的气氛,以为是发生了什么好事,于是这胆怯害羞的侍女也忍不住问了一句。 At that time my face was black, but cannot be black, she considered oneself so many, the person also was so nicely gentle, how should this elegant air/Qi vent? 当时我就脸黑了,但是不能对着碧丝黑,她照顾了自己那么多,人又那么温柔善良,这口郁郁之气到底该如何发泄？ „My belly was hungry! How not to have served food, was careful me opening the bar.” Strikes cup of bowls, I am screaming, tries to shift the topic at the same time, indeed was hungry, thanks to Evil Dragon, is not willing to throw the food to me, in the morning anything has not eaten. “我肚子饿了！怎么还不上菜,小心我把酒吧给拆了。”敲打杯碗,我大声嚷嚷着,试图转移话题的同时,也的确是饿了,托恶龙蕾娜的福,不肯给我投食,早上啥都没吃。 Well, how does my mentality feel strangely familiar? 咦,我这思路怎么感觉怪熟悉的？ „Hey —— —— lets off the greenwood bar, my does, my does, certainly will make the cousin you satisfy, do not open here meow!” poor|Fei does not know why responded is very big, seemed under the greatest threat, immediately should say. “噫————放过绿林酒吧,我这就去做,我这就去做,一定会让表哥你满意,千万别把这里拆了喵！”菲妮不知为何反应特别大,仿佛受到了莫大的威胁般,立刻应道。 „This, I should not be embarrassed, really could not look that is cracking a joke?” “别这样,我都不好意思了,难道真看不出来是在开玩笑？” „Can look that is cracks a joke meow.” poor|Fei nods. “能看出来是开玩笑喵。”菲妮点点头。 „You to are give me calm!” I get angry raise the mind tea table, won't your response make others misunderstand me relocates the feudal bully? “那你到是给我淡定点啊！”我怒掀心灵茶几,你这反应不是会让别人误会我是拆迁恶霸吗？ „Although is cracks a joke, but has the third dimension therefore not to have the means to regard especially is the joke meow wū wū ~~ ~” sees me to get angry, holds to call out in grief, the petite body shrinks one group, rustlings to tremble, in the mouth mumbled, so long as the cousin did not open the bar, wanted to want Ouna, all said. “虽然是开玩笑但格外有真实感所以没办法当成是玩笑喵呜呜~~~”见我发火,菲妮抱头悲鸣,娇小的身子缩成一团,瑟瑟哆嗦,口中念念有词,只要表哥不拆酒吧,要碧丝还是要欧娜,一切都好说。 Really absurd, said seems me to relocate the evil person in bar to be the same specially, went too far, right, Elder Sister Sharna? 真是岂有此理,说的好像我是专门拆迁酒吧的恶徒一样,太过分了,对吧,莎尔娜姐姐？ Was sorry, she not. 哦抱歉,她不在。 In brief, for the time being is fills the belly in the bar, what is worth mentioning is Valise also helped, said that is the experience, almost forgot, knew that her time this puppy dog is the bar maidservant is also coming. 总之,姑且算是在酒吧里填饱了肚子,值得一提的是维拉丝也帮忙了,说是久违的体验,差点忘了,认识她的时候这小狗狗也是酒吧侍女来着。 In this period came the two bold guest, the old drunkard, Mu Ai the winter melon, does not want to raise the shameless countenance of this two fellow, slightly crossed slightly crosses. 期间来了两个没脸没皮的客人,老酒鬼,穆矮冬瓜,不想提这两个家伙的无耻嘴脸,略过略过。 After filling the belly, chatted a while in the bar, felt that can affect the business of greenwood bar, naturally, feeling I will not take into consideration, is mainly , the important matter said three. 填饱肚子之后,又在酒吧唠嗑了一会儿,感觉会影响绿林酒吧的生意,当然,菲妮的感受我是不会顾及的,主要是碧丝,碧丝,碧丝,重要的事情说三遍。 Therefore, we of eating to the heart's content leave to leave, although does not want to say that but does not know why greenwood bar three people of groups also natural with, owed I also to care about their business a moment ago, finally one side in an instant, they to put the shop do not manage. 于是,酒足饭饱的我们动身离开,虽然不想说,但不知为何绿林酒吧三人组也理所当然的跟了上来,亏我刚才还顾及她们的生意,结果一转眼,她们自己到是把店放到一边不管了。 Comes to the village head office, sure enough Beja in inside, without high footstool, only then compared with on an ordinary desk short section of big table, I almost tittered one at that time. 来到村长办公室,果不其然贝雅在里面,没有高脚凳,只有比普通的办公桌矮上一截的大桌子,我当时就差点噗嗤一声。 „Fool Wu suffers to death!” This elf princess girl from the table following tread, flies to kick directly. “笨蛋吴受死！”这精灵公主丫头直接从桌子后面一蹬而起,飞踢。 „I have not smiled to make noise, are you so why skilled?!” I was startled at that time, understands the mind reading spell person to be getting more and more, this world was getting more and more dangerous. “我都还没笑出声,你凭什么那么熟练？！”我当时就惊了,懂读心术的人越来越多,这个世界越来越危险了。 However, let me tell you, such flying kicked me to see, closed one's eyes can evade, was convenient...... 然而,我跟你说,这样的飞踢我见多了,闭着眼睛都能躲过,然后顺手…… Among the electric light flint, as if can hear „clang ——” a sharp sound, two forms interlock, is maintaining the motionless posture, then, turning around as if by prior agreement. 电光火石之间,仿佛能听见“锵——”的一下锐响,两道身影交错而过,保持着一动不动的姿势,然后,不约而同的转过身。 Beja that for pitch-black ponytail that the work convenience grips, sprinkles, long and waist buttocks, has shocking feeling that such a checks, is only I am eventually long-tested, has not revealed that but is complacent will hang on the index finger 【Butterfly knot】 Spinning. 贝雅那根为了办公方便而扎起的乌黑马尾,洒落下来,长及腰臀,有那么一刹刹的惊艳感,只是我终究久经考验,没有表露出来,而是得意洋洋的将挂在食指上的【蝴蝶结】打转。 Stupid, but also thinks that I will make the beforehand mistake under glare of the public eye? 愚蠢,还以为我会在众目睽睽之下犯以前的错误么？ Has a look, Aalto Liya, Sir Emperor Wu, Eika Layh, Liz , the small black coal...... you thinks that I will sell the moral integrity in the face of these people? 看看,阿尔托莉雅,武帝大人,艾卡莱伊,莉莉丝,碧丝,小黑炭……你以为我会在这些人面前卖节操吗？ In butterfly knot that on the index finger is spinning its wheels, is even more lax, finally in dispersing, turning into one...... the pink young girl was small. 在食指上打着转转的蝴蝶结,越发松垮,最后散开,变成了一条……粉色少女小内内。 The air is suddenly peaceful, as if solidification. 空气陡然安静,仿佛凝固。 Most surprised is not I, is not the girls, but is Beja, she stared blankly for a moment, entire face blushed, was found time the strength to squat suddenly, buries the face in the both arms, curls up one group, sends out calls out in grief ashamed. 最惊讶的不是我,也不是女孩们,而是贝雅,她愣了一会,忽然满脸通红,被抽空了力气般的蹲下去,埋脸于双臂之间,蜷成一团,发出羞耻悲鸣。 „In the morning is blurry, underpants, when the butterfly knot used.” “早上迷迷糊糊起来,把内裤当蝴蝶结用了。” „Doesn't matter, this type small blurry everybody will violate, I and Aalto Liya once also by mistake cotton-wadded quilt, when the cloak has used, everyone will not laugh your.” “没关系,这种小迷糊谁都会犯,我和阿尔托莉雅曾经也误把棉被当披风用过,大家不会笑话你的。” In sees in front of Beja of Dongjiang River elder speechless, my knee kneels down only, just like princess's protection knight, reveals compared with Sun also wants the bright genial warm smile, handed over the unclear pink cotton shape object in hand. 在无言见东江父老的贝雅面前,我单膝跪下,宛若公主殿下的守护骑士,露出比太阳还要灿烂和煦的温暖笑颜,将手中的不明粉色棉状物体递了上去。 „Does not know is innocent, come, dries the tears nasal mucus with this, when everyone the safe/without matter happened, what kind of?” “不知者无罪,来,用这个擦干眼泪鼻涕,大家就当无事发生,怎么样？” Naturally, casts the shadow that several have murderous aura strong...... 理所当然的,身后投来数道带着浓重杀气的阴影…… ... 。。。