**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Your you...... you are making anything, is not concerned about face, the pornographic monkey, looked at you to do what good deed!” “你你你……你在做什么啊,不要脸,色情猴子,瞧你都做了什么好事！” Book eventually is not proven, the energy is insufficient, puts down the lethal weapon that in the hand got hold, what replaces it is breathless protects Julie after behind, seemed I set anything's example to Julie a moment ago. 本子娜终究是证据不足,底气不够,放下了手中握紧的凶器,取而代之的是气急败坏的将尤丽叶护在身后,仿佛刚才是我对尤丽叶做了什么的样子。 „Is, was I...... is I...... you made anything to Julie obviously obviously! Takes a look delicious these wasted!” Between -meal snack that Evil Dragon also sprinkles everywhere is the excuse, gets angry to launch an attack about me, can this blame me? Is you are shocked to fall good obviously because of place. “就是就是,明明是我……明明是我……你对尤丽叶都做了些什么！瞧瞧这些好吃的都浪费了！”恶龙蕾娜也满地洒落的零嘴为借口,对我怒而发难,这能怪我么？明明是你自己惊呆掉落在地的好不好。 On the other hand, she thinks a moment ago...... wants to be the white scientist? 话说回来,她刚才是不是想……想当白学家？ An innocent person of my face, Julie will make this matter unexpectedly, am I very surprised also good, rather I am most surprised that but said at this time some „do not close my matter, is Julie kisses/intimate my shirking words on own initiative”, is not only double combines and ni pā knight, will despise me including me. 我一脸的无辜,尤丽叶竟然会做出这种事情,我也很吃惊好不好,倒不如说我是最惊讶的那个,不过这种时候说些“不关我事,是尤丽叶主动亲我的”这种推脱话,不光是双娜组合以及咪啪骑士,连我自己都会鄙视我自己吧。 Therefore, I can only continue to be innocent, what misdemeanor have not done obviously, is uncontradictable, argued, Julie even again how blurry, the young girl heart, cannot hurt her heart, at this time I ate slightly to owe...... cough, cough cough! 所以,我只能继续一脸无辜,明明什么坏事也没做,却不能反驳,辩解,尤丽叶就算再怎么迷糊,也是有一颗少女心的,不能伤了她的心,这种时候就我吃点小亏吧……咳,咳咳！ „Julie.” An eyeball revolution, the subconsciousness shifted the topic. “尤丽叶啊。”眼珠子一转,下意识转移起了话题。 „action, is who taught you to do that?” “刚才的举动,到底是谁教你这么做的？” I suspected that is the ni pā knight, after all takes playing with me as the happy bad fellow, but some such 1-2 points suspected merely, even she, will not teach Julie the so explosive method, how after all the ni pā knight looks like the wife knight again, the mature charming, tender and beautiful desire drops, but the essence eventually is just the young girl who has not been in love, is impossible to teach Julie to handle this matter. 我怀疑是咪啪骑士,毕竟是以作弄我为乐的性格恶劣的家伙,不过仅仅有那么1-2怀疑,就算是她,也不会教尤丽叶如此劲爆的手段,毕竟咪啪骑士再怎么像人妻骑士,成熟妩媚,娇艳欲滴,但本质终究只不过是一个尚未谈过恋爱的少女,不可能教尤丽叶做这种事情。 „Your highness, isn't greedy?” Julie kisses/intimate the puzzled water used graceful vision to look at me. “殿下,不是嘴馋吗？”尤丽叶亲不解的用水盈盈目光望着我。 „...... Is such matter, but generally speaking...... cannot think of this method.” “呃……是这么回事,但一般来说……想不到这种手段吧。” I a little explained weak, Julie's own brain circuit is not an average person, indeed will make the actions of some brushes occasionally, particularly...... as the defense line of young girl, completely has relieved to me particularly. 我有点无力解释,尤丽叶亲的脑回路也不是一般人啊,的确偶尔会做出些神来之笔的举动,尤其是……尤其是作为少女的防线,已经彻底对我解除了。 When matter is? Emmm...... my memory also stayed in obviously initially and attracts by her lovable pitifully, being able not help thinks chirp one after next time, was actually used the earnest look to stare by her, said „does must be thoroughly responsible for” like this serious words. 到底是什么时候的事情呢？Emmm……明明我的记忆还停留在当初被她的可爱和可怜所吸引,情不自禁的想啾一下下的时候,却被她用认真的眼神凝视着,说出“做了就要负责到底”这样的严肃话语。 When, the role, I should to her say unexpectedly in turn at this time seriously „did must be thoroughly responsible for” in this case? Really said like this she will puzzle happily? 什么时候,角色竟然反过来了,这种时候我是不是该对她严肃的说“做了就要负责到底”这样的话呢？真的这样说了她会困扰还是高兴呢？ It is not right, more pulled was farther, first solved the present crisis to say again. 不对,越扯越远了,还是先解决了眼前的危机再说。 I look at Julie eagerly, hopes that she can help me break through, perhaps otherwise my four wings powerhouse, will be combined to kill by double. 我眼巴巴的看着尤丽叶,希望她能帮我解围,不然我这个四翼强者,恐怕会被双娜组合打死。 „Julie, today and honey draws the same place.” “尤丽叶呢,今天和蜜拉一起。” Is maintaining holding their palms together, the manner of smile soft cure, knows nothing about I now in the subtle position that in does not live does not die, Julie irrelevantly replied, at crucial moments, the single nucleus single thread fell the chain unexpectedly ahh!!! 保持着双手合十,笑容柔软治愈的神态,浑然不知我现在处于非生非死的微妙境地之中,尤丽叶答非所问,竟然在关键时刻,单核单线程掉链子了啊啊啊！！！ „Yesterday was also, drew with the honey in the same place.” “昨天也是,和蜜拉在一起。” „The day before yesterday was also, drew with the honey in the same place.” “前天也是,和蜜拉在一起。” Julie is pulling the finger, like the child, with the pure stainless manner and words, was recounting two days matter, obviously is the so simple language, stems from her singing girl rank the delightful gentle voice, actually just like the sounds of nature, has one mysteriously, the infectious charm, lets inclining the head and listening attentively that the person can not help. 尤丽叶扳着手指头,像小孩子般,用纯洁无垢的神态和话语,述说着这两天的事情,明明是如此朴素的语言,出自她那歌姬级别的甜美柔和嗓音,却犹如天籁,带着一股神奇的,极具感染力的魔力,让人情不自禁的侧耳倾听。 „But, three days ago, not only draws with the honey in the same place, saw your highness, saw your majesty, was very happy.” “但是呢,大前天,不但和蜜拉在一起,见了殿下,见了陛下,很高兴。” Looks bright smile that Julie is revealing to be from the heart, I was ashamed, for these days somewhat was truly negligent to accompany Julie, she so relies on herself obviously, is busy with working this matter, is not the excuse, if really wants to accompany Julie, in any event can find the time, even if only a small meeting, she should be also happier. 瞧着尤丽叶露出发自内心的灿烂笑颜,我却感到了羞愧,这几天确实有些疏于陪伴尤丽叶了,明明她如此依赖自己,忙于工作这种事,并不是借口,真要想陪尤丽叶,无论如何还是能抽出时间的,哪怕只是一小会,她应该也会更加高兴吧。 „Then, just, drew the same place with the honey, had the forest meal, Julie did.” Said met the off topic, Julie's reflex arc turned mysteriously curved, returned to the issue. “然后呢,刚刚,和蜜拉一起,吃了森林套餐,尤丽叶做的。”说了一会题外话,尤丽叶的反射弧神奇拐了一个弯,回到刚才的问题。 „Just finished eating, was thinking could in this manner, letting your highness also to taste.” “刚刚吃完,心想着或许能用这种方式,让殿下也能品尝得到。” „Un, I truly tasted, thank you Julie.” Wiped affected tears, no wonder Julie's own small mouth is so sweet, originally just ate the relations of forest meal. “嗯,我确实品尝到了,谢谢你尤丽叶。”擦了一把感动的眼泪,难怪尤丽叶亲的小嘴那么甜,原来是刚刚吃了森林套餐的关系。 „You have a look at you, two, where the thoughts crooked to went, Julie's idea is so obviously pure, is only pure wants, to transmit her sense of taste to me in this way, shares some good things with me!” “你看看你们,一个两个,心思都歪到哪里去了,明明尤丽叶的想法如此单纯,只是单纯的想通过这种方式,将她的味觉传递给我,和我分享一些好东西！” I cast aside Evil Dragon and book eyes ruthlessly, the vision fill to get angry him not to struggle, bemoaning the state of the universe, seems looks that the student walks into the dishonest ways gradually the quiet ideological traditional strict teacher who is incapable of stopping. 我狠狠撇了恶龙蕾娜和本子娜一眼,目光充满怒其不争,悲天悯人,仿佛是看着学生渐渐走入邪门歪道而无力制止的沉默寡言思想传统的严师。 „Also, I am also, is holding one honestly fearless, does not contain a mood of distracting thoughts, tastes the forest meal that Julie makes, was actually misinterpreted...... the lying trough by you!” “还有,我也是,抱着一颗正直无畏,不含一丝杂念的心情,去品尝尤丽叶亲做的森林套餐,竟然被你们曲解成……卧槽！” The words have not said, leaves pair to combine to press on the ground, turns off a light killing type punch kick, like some first under heaven the falling to the ground end technique in game. 话还未说完,就别双娜组合摁在地上,一阵关灯杀式拳打脚踢,像极了某款天下第一的游戏里的倒地终结技。 „Resulted in cheaply also showed off cleverness, you think that on the ground, moistened the muddy water moral integrity, picked also to use?” “得了便宜还卖乖,你以为掉在地上,沾了泥水的节操,捡起来还能用么？” „ahh, does not contain distracting thoughts, the complete full brain lascivious thoughts, simply do not have other idea is right your pornographic monkey!” “啊啊,是不含一丝杂念,完完全全的满脑子好色心思,根本没有其他想法对吧你这色情猴子！” I do not lower oneself to the same level with the hoodlum. 啧,我不和暴徒一般见识。 The racket the buttocks stand: „Scolded also scolded, hit also hit, you should satisfy, I also had the matter, said goodbye, says goodbye.” 拍拍屁股站起来:“骂也骂了,打也打了,你们应该满足了吧,我还有事,就此别过,告辞了。” Said that does not wait for the double composite reaction, numb Liushan the person. 说完不等双娜组合反应,麻溜闪人。 However were many two small tails. 然而身后还是多了两条小尾巴。 „I said your two, even is idling bored, may not follow behind my buttocks.” “我说你们两个,就算闲着无聊,也不一定非得跟在我屁股后头吧。” „Who followed behind your buttocks.” When does not know, double combined to make up the warehouse, on were also on hand many many between-meal snacks, but also combined with the knight shares together, did not give me. “谁跟在你屁股后头了。”不知何时,双娜组合补仓了,手头上又多了许许多多零嘴,还和骑士组合一起分享,就是不给我。 „How we like walking how walk, can you manage?” “我们爱怎么走就怎么走,你管得着么？” I accelerate, the sprint, the extreme turn, circumvents, sprints again, jumps into the river, the diving, Armstrong dog-paddle screw accelerates, the water leakage, enters the forest, on sets up, the Ninja jumps, leaves the woods, returns to the street, wrings dry the cape, pats grass cotton wool fallen leaf. 我加速,冲刺,急转弯,翻墙,再冲刺,跳河,潜水,阿姆斯特朗狗刨式螺旋加速,出水,入林,上树,忍者跳,离开树林,回到街道,扭干斗篷,拍掉身上的草絮落叶。 Has turned head, double combines and knight combines calmly is still sharing between -meal snack behind. 回过头,双娜组合和骑士组合依然气定神闲的在身后分享零嘴。 „Added that your two is not tracking me!” I put out a hand a finger/refers, is well-founded. “还说你们两个不是在跟踪我！”我伸手一指,有理有据。 „cough cough, Crown prince.” The ni pā knight was really unable to continue watching. “咳咳,亲王殿下。”咪啪骑士实在看不下去了。 „We have stood in a moment ago same place, one step has not walked.” “我们刚才一直站在原地,一步也没走。” „Deceived people, I developed mountain and sea resources, bridged over 100,000 li (0.5 km) snowy mountain and forest, the fierce battle three thousand Prime Evil, the anger cut hundred evils, drank the fiercest liquor, fought the wildest dog...... the dragon, but you, actually also in me behind!” I lift up high both hands, is to the utmost exaggerating. “骗人,我上山下海,跨过了十万里的雪山和森林,恶战了三千魔神,怒斩了百种罪恶,喝最烈的酒,战最野的狗……龙,而你们,却还在我身后！”我高举双手,极尽夸张。 „That may really be laborious you.” “那可真是辛苦你了。” „Yeah.” “可不是么。” „Ten Wanli Road is truly long, the issue is, you determined that you didn't circle to turn around the zero point?” “十万里路确实很漫长,问题是,你确定你不是绕了一圈回到原点？” I: „......” 我:“……” Has a look at the surroundings, the scenery is a little familiar: „cough cough, can only say that the Lesser Evil village was too small, was too small.” 看看周围,景色是有点熟悉:“咳咳,只能说魔王村实在太小了,太小了。” I raised the head, is everywhere boundless, two lines of clear tears unconscious falls. 我抬起头,满目苍茫,两行清泪不自觉的滑落下来。 The people are alive exactly, must have one dead, imitates anxious, searches, asks what? Has significance really? 人活在世,必有一死,彷彷徨徨,寻寻觅觅,所求何物？有甚意义？ „Hē the fiercest liquor? Do you also match? Do you also dare? Feared that does not live in the dream.” “喝最烈的酒？你也配？你也敢？怕不是还活在梦里。” „What fights wildest? Explained clearly to me!” “战最野的什么？给我解释清楚！” „cough cough, time not early, but also wants to take a stroll everywhere, what also stands in that makes? Walks.” “咳咳,时间不早了,还想不想四处溜达,还站在那做什么？走起。” My look one austere, beckons, bone-chilling cold flying upwards cape one volume, will be going against the yellow sand with the wind, the swamp, had felt that the step is extremely serious, the live image waist is dragging four body eurysome fat grown big dragons. 我神色一肃,招招手,将随风凛冽飞扬斗篷一卷,逆着黄沙,趟过沼泽,感觉步伐万分沉重,活像腰间拖着四头身宽体胖的成年巨龙。 „Parsimonious pet owner who discovery does not throw the food!” “发现不投食的吝啬饲主！” „Mother's man, hands over a bit faster mother!” “妈妈的男人,快点把妈妈交出来！” Two scold the sound, transmits from afar, approaches fast, I am unemotional, the innermost feelings even also want to smile, present I, am fearless, makes the trouble come is more violent. 两道叱声,远远传来,飞快逼近,我面无表情,内心甚至还想笑,现在的我,已经无所畏惧,就让麻烦来的更猛烈些吧。 „Well, isn't this Lucia and? What is making? Is strolling, this fool does not know that sends what insanity, said that must stroll the Lesser Evil village, certainly was too idle.” “咦,这不是露西亚和塔莫娅么？在做什么？在闲逛哟,这笨蛋不知道发什么疯,说要逛一逛魔王村,一定是太闲了。” I: „......” 我:“……” You are also very idle kiss. 你也很闲啊亲。 „Is, Nana , what everyone making at just the right moment? I? I planned that the trading market looks for some magic materials, isn't the magic material in Hell world very swoonsome? However does not worry, next time will go again, un un.” “凡凡,还有娜娜,真巧啊,大家在做什么呢？我？我打算去交易市场找些魔法素材,地狱世界里的魔法素材很令人着迷不是吗？不过也不着急,下次再去吧,嗯嗯。” I: „......” 我:“……” No did the girl, hear? The magic material that you most are infatuated with the trading market is sobbing! 别啊丫头,听到了么？你最迷恋的魔法素材正在交易市场哭泣！ „Aalto, un, was the belly hungry? Also is looking for food? At just the right moment we are also, together.” “阿尔托,嗯,肚子饿了？也在觅食吗？真巧我们也是,一起吧。” I: „......” 我:“……” The gluttons arrive on the 4 th! 吃货四号登场！ „That is not Valise also has Sarah, even is Lehne, also buying the dish that today has to make? Left, although Valise cook first under heaven, but relaxes occasionally also pretty good, right, you looked at everyone to eat, everyone together, together.” “那不是维拉丝还有莎拉么,连莱娜也在,在买今天要做的菜？别了别了,虽然维拉丝的厨艺天下第一,但偶尔放松一下也不赖,对吧,你瞧大家都吃过了,大家一起,一起。” I: „......” 我:“……” That what, I have not eaten, precession of equinoxes between-meal snack how? The words saying nearby three do not have the princess is...... considers as finished, at this moment complained this not to have the meaning again. 那啥,我还没吃过呢,分点零嘴如何？话说旁边的三无公主是不是……算了,事到如今再吐槽这个没意思。 Unknowingly, followed a group of girl, moreover this group of girl, each draws alone is star character, existence of focus most street vision, gathers together now, which arrives, same is capturing the surrounding all attention with the magnet, is that proverb, inside always one is your goddess. 不知不觉,身后就跟上了一大群女孩,而且这一大群女孩,每个单独拉出来都是明星人物,聚焦大半条街目光的存在,如今聚在一起,走到哪儿,就跟磁铁一样吸引着周围所有目光,还是那句老话,里面总有一款是你的女神。 Then, I discovered that transfers difficultly from the girls, falls to my vision, becomes infiltrates the person, must be cut to pieces probably general me, whole body each inch flesh punctures the sore thorn to hurt, even if throwing over enough nine cloaks, cannot cover the slightest. 然后,我就发现从女孩们身上艰难挪移开,落到我身上的目光,变得渗人之极,像是要将我千刀万剐一般,浑身每寸肌肤都刺疼刺疼的,哪怕是披着足足九层披风,也不能遮挡分毫。 Why, my what has not done obviously, why can let me by such crime? 为什么,我明明什么都没有做,为什么要让我遭这样的罪？ I have also tried getting rid, you look at behind that group of girls, chirp, no one builds words with me some little time, gave to forget me completely, although was a little lonely, but, I can believe, everyone's attention was not on me, even if travelled quietly are not related? 我也尝试过摆脱,你瞧身后那群女孩,叽叽喳喳的,好一会儿都没人跟我搭句话,完全把我给遗忘了,虽然有点寂寞,但是,我是不是可以认为,大家的注意力根本不在我身上,就算悄悄跑路也没关系呢？ Thinks of here, my mind flashes through together the startling thunderclap , the answer unexpectedly is so so that's how it is simple, saw that the front that corner does not have, I want quietly, maintains composure, will have the feeling to reduce the extreme, this, is soundless, softly,...... 想到这里,我脑海闪过一道惊雷,原来如此,答案竟然如此简单,看到前面那个拐角没有,我只要悄悄的,不动声色的,将存在感降低到极点,就这样,蹑手蹑脚,轻手轻脚,神不知鬼不觉的…… I! 我嘿！ For the program effect...... cough cough, is not right, for the effect maximization, I even takes off the shoes, bends at the waist, stands on tiptoes the tip of the toe, if still surging waves slightly step, if strolls in the snow traceless, changes to together the smoke, one handful of dust, fog, the corner sneaked in the middle of the alley. 为了节目效果……咳咳,不对,是为了效果最大化,我甚至把鞋子都脱了下来,弓着腰,踮起脚尖,犹若凌波微步,又如踏雪无痕,化作一道烟,一捧尘,一片雾,拐弯钻进了小巷当中。 Even seven giants present, perhaps could not detect that I floods is being like this self-confident and affected, actually does not dare to have relaxes slightly , to continue maintains , to continue to go forward, till getting rid. 就算是七巨头在场,恐怕也察觉不到吧,我内心充斥着这样的自信和感动,却不敢有丝毫放松,继续保持,继续前进,直到摆脱为止。 Free! Long live! 自由！万岁！ „, This delicious.” “蕾娜,这个好吃。” „Did you also think so? Waits to meet us then to buy more again.” “你也这么觉得？等会我们回头再买多些。” „, You in this morning that fist feeling is very sharp, I almost cannot evade, can teach me to have the skill of fist?” “塔莫娅,你今早上那一拳感觉特别犀利,我差点没能躲过,能教教我出拳的技巧吗？” „Although I did not approve that greatly Assassin gives up weapon in hand opposing the enemy with the fist, the words that but you want to study, naturally do not have the issue.” “虽然我不大赞成一名刺客放弃手中的武器用拳头对敌,不过你想学的话,当然没问题。” „Fool, crystal!” “笨蛋,水晶！” „Idiot, ice piece!” “蠢货,冰块！” „Your this delicious ghost!” “你这好吃鬼！” „Your frog demon person!” “你青蛙魔人！” „Mother most likes Qi!” “妈妈最喜欢琪露诺！” „Deceived people, mother most liked obviously was the crystal.” “骗人,妈妈最喜欢的明明是水晶。” „Beidou friendship broken vat fist!” “北斗友情破缸拳！” „The Valise pet owner saw, the water jar is not the crystal breaks, the fool ice piece must be punished.” “维拉丝饲主看到了,水缸不是水晶打破的,笨蛋冰块才要被罚。” „wū, trivial crystal!” “呜,区区水晶！” „Ultra evolution, vat fool Qi! Pū pū pū ——, why can the crystal also go against the vat? Because provokes the fool ice piece the crystal also to have the mistake? Crystal not wrong! The crystal anything misdemeanor has not done! The crystal protects the water jar, the crystal has bled for the water jar, has been injured, you cannot like this to the crystal!” “超进化,一缸笨蛋琪露诺！噗噗噗——咦,为什么水晶还要顶缸？因为挑衅笨蛋冰块的水晶也有错？水晶没有错！水晶什么坏事也没做！水晶保护过水缸,水晶为了水缸流过血,受过伤,你们不能这样对水晶！” I: „......” 我:“……” The close cold sweat, flows off from forehead suō suō. 细密的冷汗,自额头梭梭流下。 Meaning why, why the sound, has not gone far away slightly? 为什么,为什么身后的声音,丝毫没有远去的意思？ Then this move how? 那么这招如何？ Proceeds several steps, enters a blind alley, my agile crossing wall, an in the air 720 degrees swivel in addition 108 degrees backward somersault, the difficulty coefficient 4.2, fell to the ground steadily, the clapping heart, revealed the looking disdainfully referee, showed disdain for the vision of opponent, was simply perfect. 往前走几步,进入一条死路,我利索的翻过墙,一个空中七百二十度转体外加一百零八度后空翻,难度系数四点二,稳稳落地,拍拍手心,露出睥睨裁判,傲视对手的目光,简直完美。 Right now has no way with, Evil Dragon, book they, I do not believe my king who is law-abiding , Valise they, will make the circumventing action. 这下子没法跟上来了吧,恶龙蕾娜,本子娜她们也就罢了,我就不信奉公守法的吾王,塔莫娅,维拉丝她们,也会做出翻墙举动。 Finally, they with, me be a thief have not really pasted near the wall, is vigilant to look carefully in all directions, confirmed the plan to pass, just wants to have a good laugh three, the familiar sound was actually unexpected suddenly. 结果,她们还真没跟上来,我做贼般贴在墙边,耳听八方眼观六路,确认计划通,正想仰天大笑三声,熟悉的声音却忽然不期而至。 Sees only the girls to get out of trouble from another road, is still chirp, the cheers smile, fiery that chatted crisply, did not seem to detected slightly I disappeared then again 【Meets by chance】. 只见女孩们从另外一条路兜转过来,依然是叽叽喳喳,欢声脆笑,聊的火热,仿佛丝毫没有察觉到我消失而后又再次【偶遇】。 However, actually very natural slows down the step in me behind, the small tail bites, the synthesis succeeds again. 然而,却很自然的在我身后放缓步伐,小尾巴一咬,再度合体成功。 I: „......” 我:“……” The Lesser Evil village is very small, I realized this point again. 魔王村真的很小,我再次意识到了这一点。 ... 。。。