**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Words said a gallon teacher......” “话说加仑老师……” Although in the reality, no means demonstrates the volcano to explode before the gallon old man fuses the later effect, but through the language description, the creator of gallon achievement grand unification idea, fused 17 skill experts, should also be able to understand that I use the scene that suppresses the full language to describe. 虽然在现实当中,没办法在加仑老头面前演示火山爆融合以后的效果,但通过语言描述还是可以的,加仑作为大统一理念的创造者,融合了十七个技能的牛人,应该也能理解我用憋足语言所描绘的情景。 Therefore, I thought that I should realize his small wish, should be this is right. 所以,我觉得我应该是实现了他的小小心愿,本应该是这样才对。 But, this old man responded that exceptionally desolately, was only „” one, ended this topic, I thought that he envied absolutely, after envying my , scholar on the contrary first he one step a fusion that completed Elemental tree skill, this old man do not look exactly over 1000 years old, even the life and death has looked pale, actually accidental/surprised was very mean-spirited in certain places, twin tails also approved of my view very much, but also gave many examples to prove my deduction, therefore certainly was this right. 可是,这老头反应异常冷淡呀,只是“哦”了一声,就结束了这个话题,我觉得他绝对是嫉妒了,嫉妒我这个后学者反倒先他一步完成了元素系技能的融合,这老头别看活了一千多岁,连生死都已经看淡了,其实意外的在某些地方挺小气,双尾也很赞同我这种看法,还举了不少实例证明我的推论,所以一定是这样没错。 About the grand unification idea, the gallon present can teach me is not many, the magic brand mark of everyone is different, most experience are unable to take the reference, but the cultivation about element skill, I found the new shortcut now, that after the grand unification idea fuses, again fuses, this will be quicker. 关于大统一理念,加仑现在能教我的也不多了,每个人的魔法烙印都不一样,大多数经验无法作为参考,而关于元素技能的修炼,我现在又找到了新的捷径,那就是通过大统一理念融合后,再进行融合,这样会快很多。 Therefore, at once, I actually cannot think suddenly should consult anything to be good to this old man, to did not say oneself have finished an apprenticeship, on the contrary is because also has too many things to consult, compares the grand unification idea, I felt combat experience and skill that gallon millenniums accumulate, are more precious. 因此,一时之间,我竟然忽然想不到该向这个老头请教些什么才好,到不是说自己已经出师了,反倒是因为还有太多东西想要请教,相比起大统一理念,我觉得加仑千年所积累的战斗经验和技巧,更加宝贵。 Naturally, if possible accumulated millenniums various luxurious equipment......, this, cannot feel embarrassed one to be eliminated the adventurer class widowed senior citizen even, we considered the master gate to be impoverished good. 当然,如果可以的话还有积累了千年的各种豪华装备……呃,这个就算了吧,不能为难一个已经被剥夺冒险者职业的孤寡老人,咱就当是师门清贫好了。 At this time, I remembered suddenly, the gallon had not said had quicker means to let my a bit faster class transfer? This dozens years, had almost forgotten, did my memory improve or goes bad? 这时候,我忽然想起了,加仑不是说过有更快捷的办法可以让我快点转职吗？这过了几十年,差点就忘记了,我这记性到底是变好了还是变坏了？ „A gallon teacher, you had said that has quicker means to let my class transfer ?” “加仑老师,你说过有更快的办法可以让我转职,是真的吗？” „, About this matter, I have actually prepared.” “哦哦,其实关于这件事,我已经准备好了。” The words that the gallon speaks today are few, felt that also somewhat the appearance of ample force, heard said his energy to inspire, inexplicable was enthusiastic, why was? Heard me saying that before obviously when fuses the volcano exploded, is a half-dead appearance. 加仑今天说的话少,感觉还有几分余力的样子,闻言他精神一振,莫名的来劲了,到底是为什么呢？明明之前听到我说融合了火山爆时,还是一副半死不活的模样。 „Has prepared?” I respond with the question, what's the matter, when? “已经准备好了？”我报以疑问,咋回事,什么时候？ „Walks, goes to your usual training ground.” “走,去你平时的训练场。” Suddenly came the gallon of working zeal, dry firewood results in the arm to proceed to point, these words had half are to twin tails said that although this old cat the mouth was brutal, but has not actually dropped any detail in the aspect of attendance person, these days has been acting gallon both legs. 忽然来了干劲的加仑,干柴似得手臂往前指着,这句话有一半是对双尾说的,这只老猫虽然嘴巴无情,但在照顾人的方面却没有落下任何细节,这段时间一直扮演着加仑的双腿。 I meant, pushes wheelchair this to live. 我是说,推轮椅这活。 Arrives at situated in oneself below training ground slowly, suddenly discovered, the old drunkard for various exercise facilities that to toss about me increase day after day, was short of more than 50% unexpectedly, is only left over some fundamental training equipment. 缓慢来到位于自家下方的训练场,忽然发现,老酒鬼为了折腾我而逐日增多的各项锻炼设施,竟然少了一半以上,只剩下一些基础训练设备。 What replaces it is, covered huge magic array of 2/3 training grounds. 取而代之的是,覆盖了三分之二个训练场的巨大魔法阵。 Very early in the morning, should still in having a long lazy sleep the form of old drunkard, appear here unexpectedly, making me call out in alarm damn. 一大早的,本该还在睡懒觉的老酒鬼的身影,竟然出现在此处,让我惊呼见鬼。 „Yo, is impatient? Cannot think, your brat also has progress time.” Saw me to come, the old drunkard cracked into a smile, makes me absolutely terrified. “哟,已经迫不及待了吗？想不到想不到,你这臭小子也有上进的时候。”见我来了,老酒鬼咧嘴一笑,更让我毛骨悚然。 Looks at that dense large-mouthed vessel big mouth, the gloomy smile of harboring evil intentions, this feared that is throwing over the old devil of old drunkard skin! 看那森森的血盆大嘴,不怀好意的阴沉笑容,这怕是披着老酒鬼皮的老魔鬼！ My index finger middle finger gathers, will proceed a finger/refers, glowers: „tai, high-rising that Demon, accept Minglai”, then the putting tone runs, has in any case twin tails, although was one had had the old cat of flowers showered on the earth below by a goddess of the sky like this serious black history, but the true status was the super expert, the Holy See mountain no one can be victorious now it, general idea. 我食指中指并拢,正要往前一指,怒目而视:“呔,兀那恶魔,纳命来”,然后夹起尾巴调头就跑,反正有双尾在,虽然是一只曾经有过天女散花这样的严重黑历史的老猫,但真正的身份是超级高手,教廷山现在没人能打得过它,大概。 „Comes, since had come, experiments quickly.” “来来来,既然已经来了,快来实验一下。” „Experiment what?” I really must turn the head to run, however was placed the great expectations by me the twin tails, is it blocks unexpectedly me. “实验什么？”我真的要转头跑了,然而被我寄予厚望的双尾,竟然是它把我拦下来。 „This is the gallon uses energy......, was a evening's time-comsuming,...... directs others personally personally to the intensive magic facility that you make, you try, do not disappoint a gallon sincerity of......, evening's due efforts.” “这可是加仑费劲……呃,费了一晚上的功夫,亲自……亲自指点其他人给你做出来的速成魔法设施,你就试一试吧,别辜负了加仑的一片心……呃,一晚上的微薄之力。” „You are intentional, is intentional!” The vertical position arm rest of gallon air/Qi, wishing one could stands to rub to have the sleeve to throw to twin tails Earth on. “你是故意的吧,是故意的吧！”加仑气的直拍扶手,恨不得站起来撸起袖子给双尾一个地球上投。 Then his sincere said to me: „Boy, do not look is only a evening's arrangement, this embodied my painstaking care, spent enough 50...... 20...... probably is ten years of manufacture.” 然后他语重心长的对我说:“小子,别看只是一个晚上的布置,这可是凝聚了我的心血,花了足足五十……二十……大概是十年时间制造出来的吧。” First stretches out an entire palm of the hand toward me, then shrinks two fingers, then turnover several, afraid shrinks a finger, finally is only left over a finger to be placed in front of me, the tone was also weaker. 先朝我伸出一整个巴掌,然后缩回去两根指头,接着吞吐几下,又心虚的缩回去一根指头,最后只剩下一根指头摆在我面前,语气也弱了许多。 How much time therefore is? No, what is worried compared with this me is this thing has the issue! 所以到底是多少时间？不,比起这个我更担心的是这玩意到底有没有问题！ „...... Has a gallon teacher, you tried?” I asked cautiously. “请问……加仑老师,您试过吗？”我小心翼翼问道。 „This is in order to lets be eliminated me after class, the means of fast standing.” The gallon eye flutters to another side. “这是为了能让被剥夺职业后的我,快速站起来的办法。”加仑眼睛飘向另外一边。 „Therefore...... you have tried?” “所以……你试过了吗？” „Does not have the issue, general idea.” “没问题的,大概。” „I and others will have walks beforehand!” Even more feels suspicious, my decisive make way twin tails, brandishes the thigh to run. “我等会有事先走了！”越发觉得可疑,我果断闪开双尾,抡起大腿就跑。 However where running the old drunkard, has moved sideways, she has the villainous smile to appear before me, shoulders me with the spear tail directly, then shoulders on the shoulder, just like the hard-working senior farmer, leads me of harvest, toward the training ground, selected toward magic array that in that presented overnight suddenly strangely, the ground threw. 然而哪跑的过老酒鬼,一闪身,她已经带着奸笑出现在我面前,直接用长枪尾巴把我挑起,然后扛在肩上,宛如辛勤的老农夫,带着丰收的我,往训练场内,往那个一夜之间忽然诡异出现的魔法阵里挑了进去,地上一扔。 I also feel the full of admiration taste without enough time, the whole body uncontrolled have trembled, just like receiving an electric shock. 我还来不及感受五体投地的滋味,全身就已经不受控制的哆嗦起来,宛如触电。 Fart just like! This is receives an electric shock to be good!!! 屁个宛如啊！这就是触电好不好！！！ magic array, this magic array charged! 魔法阵,这个魔法阵带电！ Whole body every inchs flesh, each muscle, each pore, probably continued Thorns, in mind ghost livestock repetition unceasing reverberation „BILIBILIBILIBILI ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~” the sound, opens mouth, wants to yell, the vocal cord is actually even trembling, a character cannot spit. 全身每一寸肌肤,每一块肌肉,每一个毛孔,都像是被持续的针刺着,脑海中鬼畜般重复不断的回荡起“BILIBILIBILIBILI~~~~~~~~~”的声音,张开嘴,想要叫喊,却连声带都在打颤,一个字也吐不出来。 Zī incites incites ~~ ~~ ~~ 滋啦滋啦滋啦~~~~~~ Well, is the good fragrant flavor, the crisp fragrance that my bone sends out? 咦,好香的味道,是我的骨头散发出来的油酥香味吗？ Then hears near the ear to resound the voice of old drunkard fuzzily. 然后听到耳边模糊响起老酒鬼的声音。 „Probably was too a little intense, slightly lowly.” “好像有点太强烈了,稍微低一点吧。” „Said is also, from the beginning uses the middle-grade might, seemed a little reluctant.” “说的也是,一开始就用中等的威力,看起来是有点勉强了。” Crossed for several seconds, the electric current is slightly weak, but just like the needle-tip to hurt the whole body thorn that I poke frequently equally, trembles crawls from the ground, I quickly launch both hands, raised a foot! 过了几秒,电流稍弱,但还是时时刻刻犹如针尖一样将我戳的浑身刺疼,微颤颤的从地上爬起来,我迅速展开双手,提起一只脚！ Looks at my standing on one leg, electric current MISS! 看我的金鸡独立,电流MISS！ BILIBILIBILIBILI ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ BILIBILIBILIBILI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Zī incites incites incites ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ 滋啦滋啦滋啦滋啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Simply does not have the ghost to use ahh the bastard online bean Ding little knowledge of is not really far-fetched!!! 根本没鬼用啊啊啊混蛋网上的豆丁小知识果然不靠谱！！！ Detected that after struggling is useless, my dead dog generally is sticking out one's tongue again falls to the ground, exhibits posture that whatever butchers, come! Suffers me! Has to plant to be electrocuted I to consider as finished! 察觉到挣扎无用后,我死狗一般伸着舌头再次倒地,摆出任由宰割的姿势,来啊！折磨我啊！有种电死我算了！ It is not right, at this time was unable to give up, thinks that I, I am a Savior, how can be defeated by the trivial physics! 不对,这种时候还不能放弃,想起来啊我,我可是救世主,怎么能被区区物理学打败！ Jumps instantaneously, this time comes to see my move again. 瞬间一蹦而起,这次再来看看我这招。 Standing on one leg —— thumb version! 金鸡独立——拇指版！ Exhibits the standing on one leg again the posture, and stands on tiptoes to start with, only bears the weight of body with a toe. 再次摆出金鸡独立的姿势,并且踮起脚跟,只用一根脚趾头承受身体的重量。 Useful, is really useful, current decay, had been in the situation that has been able to disregard! 有用,果然有用,电流减弱了,已经到了可以无视的地步！ I, what perhaps is accidental/surprised is by physical talent that the world neglects! 我,说不定意外的是个被世人所忽视的物理天才！ Complacent looks to the old drunkard they, they also reveal the vision that acclaimed, applauded in abundance, then in the mouth mumbled, probably is counting. 得意洋洋的看向老酒鬼她们,她们也露出赞叹的目光,纷纷鼓掌,然后口中念念有词,好像在数数。 First, two, three, four...... 一,二,三,四…… When number to 20, the toe cannot withstand again, throws the street again. 当数到二十的时候,脚趾头再也承受不住,再次扑街。 Only worked as 20 seconds of physical talent ahh the bastard!!!!!! 只当了二十秒的物理天才啊啊啊混蛋！！！！！！ The tears flow to become river, the tired feeling does not love, my look numb gaze the ceiling, before the art teacher the gentle appearance, is giving a cursory look and gaining shallow understanding of pass over gently and swiftly in the mind just before leaving. 泪流成河,累感不爱,我眼神麻木的注视着天花板,美术老师临走前的慈祥容颜,走马观花般在脑海中掠过。 The red hair...... hangs the corner/horn eye badly...... the smile...... wait/etc, gentle art teacher who this does not teach me the physics! 红发……吊角眼……笑容恶劣……等等,这才不是教我物理的慈祥美术老师！ I one stands, the innermost feelings send out to roar. 我唰的一下站起来,内心发出咆哮。 Goes to it meow the physics, wasn't the present is the general knowledge is more important, runs this magic array, running the training ground good? Also plays what standing on one leg, I really am a fool!!! 去它喵的物理,现在是常识更重要吧,跑出这个魔法阵,跑出训练场不就好了？还玩什么金鸡独立,我真是笨蛋啊！！！ However general knowledge no matter also uses, the footsteps have not taken, latter leads to be hung by spear, replaces art teacher deceased remains the smile of old drunkard to appear at present. 但是常识也不管用,脚步还没迈出,后领就被长枪挂住,代替了美术老师遗容的老酒鬼的笑脸出现在眼前。 „What's wrong, does this want to finish? Also early.” “怎么,这就想结束了？还早着呢。” „Lets loose my bastard, your ancestors were surnamed Yang, were absolutely surnamed Yang!” “放开我混蛋,你上辈子姓杨吧,绝对是姓杨吧！” „Could not understand you to say anything completely, in any event, today's training is conducted ahead of time, happen to can have enough time to debug, right.” “完全听不懂你在说什么,无论如何,今天的训练就提前进行吧,正好可以有充足的时间进行调试,对吧。” The last few words saying to a outside gallon old man. 最后一句话是冲着场外的加仑老头说的。 I made a mistake, true Professor Yang there, this fellow is only a security!!! 我错了,真正的杨教授在那里,这家伙只是个保安！！！ „I said that this really useful? Aren't you really trading the method to toss about me?” “我说,这样真的有用吗？你们真的不是在换着法子折腾我？” After the old drunkard puts, I give up escaping this useless option, probably steps in the boiling hot sheet iron, unceasingly with controlling the toe is supporting the body alternately, reduces the electric shock the pain. 被老酒鬼放下来后,我放弃了逃跑这个无用选项,像是踩在滚烫的铁板上,不断用左右脚趾头交替支撑着身体,减少电击的痛苦。 „Idiot!” Outside magic array, a gallon eye stares suddenly, the whole body lends the imposing enormous and powerful aura. “蠢材！”魔法阵外,加仑忽地眼睛一瞪,全身散发出凛然浩荡气息。 „You think that this is only crude electric discharge magic array? Such magic array will have a need for me spending 20...... is ten years...... not, perhaps is for five years? Will have a need for my such magic expert, spends for three years to study?” “你以为这只是一个简陋的放电魔法阵吗？这样一个魔法阵会用得着我花费二十……还是十年……不,或许是五年来着？会用得着我这样的魔法高手,花费三年时间去研究吗？” Is many year of ahh the bastard!!! 到底是多少年啊啊啊混蛋！！！ Knew the gallon of making an indiscreet remark, coughed lightly weakly several, the imposing manner several points: „Always...... in brief, it is I acts according to the structure of human body, to lose footing specially adventurer customizes the built physical ability exercises magic array, through the stimulation skin, the muscle, and even the five main internal organs (entrails) and skeleton, exercises the body and spirit that class transfer needs fast, out of the ordinary, electric discharge magic array that does not suspend absolutely casually.” 自知失言的加仑,轻咳几声,气势弱了几分:“总……总之,它是我根据人体的构造,专门为失足冒险者量身定做所打造的体能锻炼魔法阵,通过刺激皮肤,肌肉,乃至五脏六腑和骨骸,快速锻炼出转职所需要的体魄,非同凡响,绝对不是随随便便摆出来的放电魔法阵。” „Good, I believe.” Felt that the two toe had tingled with numbness, I clench jaws, make final struggling. “好吧,我信。”感觉两个脚趾头已经发麻了,我咬牙切齿,做出最后的挣扎。 „I only have an issue.” “我只有一个问题。” „Also can have what issue, without the issue, makes magic array the time I have attended to every detail, you should believe that I as a wisdom and experience of elder, will not make a mistake absolutely.” “还能有什么问题,没问题的,制造魔法阵的时候我已经面面俱到,你应该相信我作为一名长者的智慧和经验,绝对不会出错。” „You mentioned a moment ago this magic array can stimulate the skin, the muscle, the five main internal organs (entrails) and even the bone, right.” “你刚才提到了这个魔法阵可以刺激皮肤,肌肉,五脏六腑乃至骨头,对吧。” „Is this right.” “是这样没错。” „That brain?” “那大脑呢？” Gallon: „......” 加仑:“……” „Can brain also grow? Said......” “大脑也能成长吗？还是说……” „cough cough coughs!!!” Replied that my is the fierce cough, sees only the gallon exaggeratingly coughs a big blood, was incarnadine the ground, then his panic shouting Shout. “咳咳咳！！！”回答我的是剧烈咳嗽,只见加仑夸张的咳出一大口血,把地面都染红了,然后他惊慌失措的大喊大叫。 „It is not good, I have reached the limit today, many character could not say.” “不好了,我今天已经到极限了,多一个字也说不出来了。” Then first crooked, the dizzy rested. 然后头一歪,晕睡过去了。 I: „......” 我:“……” Stiff turning head, old drunkard pēng pēng is whipping my shoulder, a real man moe to reach the milk the genial smile. 僵硬的回过头,老酒鬼砰砰地拍打着我的肩膀,一副大丈夫萌达奶的和善笑容。 „You should believe that your teacher is right.” “你应该相信你的老师才对。” „You believe that-and-a-half legs do step into the coffin, the brain violate the thing that the blurry old man manufactures?” “你会相信一个半条腿踏入棺材,脑子犯迷糊的老头制作出来的东西？” „Cannot.” Old drunkard without hesitation immediately replies, the determination made an indiscreet remark, her eyeball rumble transferred several, put forth the second move. “不会。”老酒鬼不假思索的立刻回答了,自觉失言,她眼珠子咕噜转了几圈,使出第二招。 „You looked, I am all right.” “你看,我都没事。” „Your 78 levels of bringing resistant fellows have a trifling thing, said again you do dare to come out the spear attribute on your hand brightly? Does not have the resist lightning attribute my name to write in reverse.” “你一个七十八级自带抗性的家伙有个屁事,再说了你敢把你手上的长枪属性亮出来？没有抗闪电属性我名字倒过来写。” Is blowing the whistling, the old drunkard who the vision moves fast, calmly receives spear, then spreads to let go to me, „you looked, my is not all right” the innocent expression, then, she thought of other methods quickly. 吹着口哨,目光飘忽的老酒鬼,若无其事的把长枪收起来,然后冲我摊摊手,一副“你看,我这不是没事么”的无辜表情,接着,她很快又想到了其他手段。 Sees only the old drunkard suddenly becomes benign countenance, the vision profound gaze distant place, the corner of the eye seems the clear tears to flash past, she scratched scratching, the coarse hand falls on my shoulder suddenly, makes an effort to press slightly, the tone is low and deep, hoarse, brings some powerful personality strength, as if completely understood the flower blossoms to fall, enormous changes wrought by time. 只见老酒鬼忽然变得慈眉善目,目光深邃的注视远方,眼角似有晶莹的泪光一闪而过,她擦了擦,糙手忽然落在我的肩膀上面,微微用力一按,语气低沉,嘶哑,带着某种强大的人格力量,仿佛看透了花开花落,人世沧桑。 „I thought that...... your intelligence quotient does not have the means to drop again, can only rise upward, therefore does not certainly have the issue.” “我觉得嘛……你的智商已经没办法再下降了,只能往上涨了,所以一定没问题的。” Then, I was convinced, started the joyful new-style devil exercise. 就这样,我被说服了,开始了愉悦的新式魔鬼锻炼。 The 11 th ten years, I continue the grand unification cultivation, this time goal is the flame claw, attacks skill as own signboard, I am itchy on the heart early, wants to possess of it, but for shows off before the gallon old man, air/Qi him, endured suffering first fused element skill, now, was the time, just like Werebear Shapeshift, in this ten years handled it! 第十一个十年,我继续大统一修炼,这次的目标是焰爪,作为自己的招牌攻击技能,我老早就心痒痒,想将它占为己有了,只是为了在加仑老头面前炫耀一下,气一气他,才忍痛先融合了一个元素技能,现在,是时候了,和熊人变身一样,这个十年内就把它搞定！ In addition, because the last ten years promoted the strength of boundary world, finally, hundred years of new village profession graduated, this world, is not worth being afraid. 除此之外,因为上一个十年晋升到了世界之力境界,终于,百年新手村生涯毕业了,这个世界,已经没什么值得害怕的了。 Let me think, making me think, whose trouble this/should first looks to be good? In my brain packed the material of fellow well-known Lesser Evil feudal lords, was lucky the Third World lovable seniors. 让我想想,让我想想,该先去找谁的麻烦好呢？我脑子里可是装满了各位有名有姓的魔王领主的资料,多亏了第三世界的可爱前辈们。 Bishibosh, weak chicken in strength of boundary world, but selects the difficulty actually to be next to seven giants only, because its little brother is great, the potential of getting together is not cracks a joke, at least obtains the world high-level boundary to dare to attempt. 毕须博须,世界之力境界里的弱鸡一只,但是单挑难度却仅次于七巨头,因为它的小弟巨多,聚合起来的势可不是开玩笑的,至少得到世界高级境界才敢去尝试一下。 Then is Burial Grounds’ Blood Raven, Stony Field Rakanishu, Dark Wood Treehead Woodfist...... 然后是埋骨之地的血鸦,石块旷野的拉卡尼休,黑暗森林的树头木拳…… My depressed discovery fact, the Super Unique little brothers are many, little said that also several hundreds, is very unfriendly to the lone traveller hero, particularly protagonist aura protected the lone traveller hero of body to my losing. 我郁闷的发现一个事实,BOSS的小弟都很多,少说也有数百,对独行侠很不友好,尤其是对我这种失去了主角光环护体的独行侠。 Then, having such a little brother are few, the strength is weak, the virtually impossible to guard against game that is good to bully( nostril toward screen shape)...... not, is Super Unique? 那么,有没有这样一个小弟少,实力弱,好欺负的防不胜防的游戏(鼻孔朝屏状)……啊不,是BOSS呢？ Has. 有的。 Corpsefire! 尸体发火！ ... 。。。